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1649866414 | 1650006054 | t3_u2txi8 | t5_2to41 | 11,425 | JupiBoi: TIFU by crushing my feet for 7 years
When I (22m) was 11 I had never bought my own pair of shoes. I had grown up with my mum taking me every time and getting my feet measured. At this time I started living most of the time with my dad.
From this point on whenever I went to buy new school shoes I just told t... | 13 | 878.846154 | |
1649868684 | 1649993067 | t3_u2urrd | t5_2to41 | 24 | SuplexParty: TIFU by asking my best friend to be friends with benefits with me
These past few years, my best friend has been one of the few constants I’ve had in my life. We usually don’t go by a day without talking to one another, and we’re really open with one another — even talking about the intimate facets of each ... | 6 | 4 | |
1649868873 | 1649945340 | t3_u2uu77 | t5_2to41 | 185 | SheriffJoseArpaio: TIFU by turning 38
So this happened this morning. It's my birthday! Before work I decided to treat myself to a Dunkin' breakfast sandwich and an iced chai latte. I hopped on my bike and pedaled the five blocks to the hardware store where I work. I should mention I live in Brooklyn where biking is ver... | 5 | 37 | |
1649870693 | 1649881005 | t3_u2vio2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Bluehairweirdo_: TIFU by showing a post to my mother and being confused at her response
Soooo, I was here on Reddit and saw a post about a prototype on airline economy seats. I showed it to her and she said, “well, it’s not weird, there are those mystic guys that seat weird”
I just asked her what she meant: budists, s... | 8 | 0.375 | |
1649871141 | 1649871518 | t3_u2vop3 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: tifu by listening to my daughter brush her teeth.
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prettyupsidedown: This is fucking weird
Cottagecor3: Agreed
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1649871566 | 1649875388 | t3_u2vuak | t5_2to41 | 11 | GodFrenPreg: TIFU by having a threesome with my girlfriend and my best friend
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Rosey991: It’s simple. This is why you don’t do threesomes
Why are the only ones telling me to stop or it’s not common only men!?
Artanis_Creed: Nah, not everyone would bug out like what happened here
Rosey991: Many would. Too many... | 10 | 1.1 | |
1649871271 | 1649955273 | t3_u2vqfi | t5_2to41 | 4,380 | Brewer1056: TIFU by letting my kids think their mom died, so we could get free breakfast.
Obligatory not today, about 8 years ago but still comes up every time I (M) take the kids somewhere.
My wife had a big work project (from home) and I had some unused leave days so I took the kids (7f, 5f, 5m) to see family by th... | 14 | 312.857143 | |
1649874193 | 1649876411 | t3_u2wtx0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing the game
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corourke: [Are you sure](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/274/329/4f0.jpg)?
DaffodilsAndRain: Thanks!
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1649876176 | 1649947596 | t3_u2xjvx | t5_2to41 | 788 | InFinder2004: TIFU by calling my gaming buddy pathetic
Today I had messed up (or, three weeks in this case.) By calling my friend pathetic, we were talking about squid game at some point and then he got one of the things messed up about squid game but I jokingly called him pathetic and now he unfriend me and then he ... | 14 | 56.285714 | |
1649876660 | 1649879584 | t3_u2xqgz | t5_2to41 | 71 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking for ID
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SenatorAstronomer: Soooooo who was it?
New_Paper3832: Truth be told, I probably gave enough information in the post to give a pretty good guess. Make it a game! Get a list together and figure out whose name sounds funnier! I just don't think it's a good idea to say it outright... | 5 | 14.2 | |
1649880860 | 1649885228 | t3_u2z8ij | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my S.O's sister that I'm breaking up with them
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HeWhoSpeaksVillain: Like you should.
Zachary10111: Yeah... This being my first as well, I learned to actually be less of a bitch and actually be upfront with my feelings, I thought telling them would be a good idea but I see now that th... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1649881929 | 1649939133 | t3_u2zmbk | t5_2to41 | 27,692 | laterment: TIFU by learning that my favorite cup - the cup that I use every day to drink my morning tea - is causing me brain damage
Today while scrolling through my Twitter feed and minding my own business, I learned that there was a study recently that the 1987 Garfield mugs series from McDonald's titled "It's not a ... | 16 | 1,730.75 | |
1649888475 | 1649892875 | t3_u322tj | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by snitching
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gditchgang: WTF is school yard shit going on with grown ppl at work?
iTanooki: I’m assuming OP and his friends are like 12.
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1649890384 | 1649971734 | t3_u32qh1 | t5_2to41 | 55 | NervousNeuroticAniml: TIFU by complimenting my boyfriend’s philtrum, talking about fetal alcohol syndrome, & destroying my fragile self esteem in the process.
I only slept for an hour so bear with me. Also, he’s not yet my boyfriend but we were “in the process” of getting to that point. Some background: I’m a ver... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1649891347 | 1649905729 | t3_u332r6 | t5_2to41 | 17 | TrespasseR_: TIFU Didn't think I'd post here...but here it goes..
So I've been working on clearing this 6 acre wooded lot to be ready for building. I was running a CAT skidsteer with a brush grapple on it, so in the past I've ran over hoses and ripped them off so learning from that I keep the bucket I'd say 4ft maybe ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1649862321 | 1649895049 | t3_u2se5k | t5_2to41 | 23 | OGgoob666: TIFU by doing the dishes while high on LSD
This actually happened 3 years ago, I just finished doing the dishes this morning and was reminded of this story.
This was during the summer time in Philly on a Saturday night. Me and this girl I was talking to at the time were hanging out at my place with not much... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1649891807 | 1649956953 | t3_u338mm | t5_2to41 | 14 | bp_mighty18: TIFU at the gym by Fing up a rare opportunity.
I'm 26(m) about 6'4" and I got a little husky since my divorce. I just recently started seeing a lot of gains in muscle and weight loss all around myself since I started heavily going to the gym in the past 2-3 months and my confidence is slightly coming back.... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1649893050 | 1649896544 | t3_u33nw1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating my nephews Easter eggs
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twohedwlf: That's fine, just go and tell the nephew what happened, that you bought them for him, but then you ate them yourself and there's none left. Teach him a good life lesson.
Sagail: Jack Handy vibes are strong
twohedwlf: Because you're good enough, you'... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1649895566 | 1649896685 | t3_u34he6 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a date with a 21M (I'm 17F)
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chrispdx: a 17 year old with a 21 year old was totally normal in the entire human history until like 20 years ago. He's not a Pedo.
OldCarWorshipper: Exactly!!!
Some folks don't get that for some weird reason. I'm still trying to figure out what huge so... | 4 | 3 | |
1649895799 | 1649950991 | t3_u34k3c | t5_2to41 | 1,597 | Asstronaut_TM: TIFU by pressing on the buttplugg
Obligatory; So this happened around 4 hours ago.Also this is a throwaway account as no way am I using my own account.Kids where visiting friends as it is their easter vacation.So me and the wifey where having some really good sessy time,which I first though I did not wan... | 10 | 159.7 | |
1649895657 | 1649900947 | t3_u34igw | t5_2to41 | 28 | Difficult-Show8063: TIFU by oversleeping and getting my car stolen. (happy ending) https://imgur.com/a/XJChYCQ
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[deleted]: This was a great story. Loved every second of it. I’m really happy it all worked out how it did, but now what? Gonna go back to your old way of parking it in the same spot and pray it does... | 7 | 4 | |
1649895599 | 1649951466 | t3_u34hrb | t5_2to41 | 17 | Ok_Comparison_20: TIFU by announcing my break up to a group chat
This is a story from a few years ago, I should say. Actually so many years that Facebook had just introduced the group chat function. I was dating this girl at the time, it had been a few weeks. She was very nice but I didn't really find a connection in t... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1649900452 | 1649906814 | t3_u361u3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Setthegodofchaos: TIFU by having a nosebleed while taking the trash out at work.
Pretty much what the title says. This happened 15 minutes ago, and I'm still processing the aftermath.
I was at my dishwashing job near the end of my shift and I needed to take out the trash, so as usual, I put my coat on because it's rai... | 4 | 2 | |
1649902875 | 1649912178 | t3_u36tcq | t5_2to41 | 47 | throwaway011622: TIFU by eating Asian dorm spicy ramen
Last weekend I (17M) went to a college admitted students weekend at a top university with a couple of my friends (all around the same age) from my school. One of the events at one of the dorms included very spicy ramen. As an Asian male, I felt like I had a decent ... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1649903001 | 1649909257 | t3_u36ur8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Honest-Potato-7264: tifu by knocking my noodles over at 3 am
IT Was 2 30 am and I Started to get hungry and I lied in my bed and watched a movie on my Laptop and Was lazy then half an hour later then i went really sneaky to the Kitchen so my patents didnt wake up mad and bolied some water and and I turned it on and Off... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1649904092 | 1649980135 | t3_u376uz | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex so rough I got biopsied and injured my foot (again)
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ThatKaleidoscope8736: That was wild. Anoscopes are weird so have fun with that
evalinthania: Why do you know that??
ThatKaleidoscope8736: I work in health care
evalinthania: Oof :(
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1649904530 | 1649990908 | t3_u37bnd | t5_2to41 | 143 | Impressive-Ad6533: TIFU by accidentally writing over an excel shortcut file, not a copy
I'm a new employee and was trying to study an excel file that my team uses.
I made a copy and was writing over it with my own notes and deleted information that didn't have to do with me. But I got an email few hours later asking ... | 4 | 35.75 | |
1649907471 | 1649989009 | t3_u387aw | t5_2to41 | 114 | EMC2DATA592: TIFU by snooping on peoples webcam background in a Teams call and got caught
About 10-15 of us are on a work call and I get bored and decided to snoop on peoples background (their home office/work location). So I used this Microsoft Teams feature called spotlight to make one person (at a time) the biggest ... | 9 | 12.666667 | |
1649908710 | 1649909082 | t3_u38jvm | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking about a customer over the company headsets
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haleywaley16: Aww I bet y’all made this guys day! That’s a wholesome tifu.
the_witchy_bitch_: I hope so lol.
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1649907754 | 1649940484 | t3_u38a9a | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by being obsessively honest
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Vast_Reflection: THERAPY
truthll_setufree: That’s a bit simplistic. Altho it is true
I’ve just never gotten anything outta therapy.
I get way more by talking to friends, family, and sometimes strangers.
Vast_Reflection: Then go talk to a stranger! But seriously dude... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1649910894 | 1649912416 | t3_u396hg | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: tifu by putting maggi in my soup
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Better-Resident-9674: You’re diet sounds horrible! I hope you don’t eat like that every day and you get your bp checked regularly !
Please make better choices
monsterultrablue: i don’t eat like that everyday, i try to balance it out. i also usually drink wayyyyy m... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1649911140 | 1649926383 | t3_u398t0 | t5_2to41 | 82 | mightbe_ky: TIFU by roasting a marshmallow over a candle.
This happened not even an hour ago at the time of writing this. I’ve had this butterscotch candle in my room for a few months now, so I decided to light it on my wooden desk. I sent a picture to my friends and I thought it would be the funniest thing in the worl... | 3 | 27.333333 | |
1649913933 | 1649916406 | t3_u39zrh | t5_2to41 | 1 | RedHeadinaSweatshirt: TIFU by kissing my ex in front of his parents who didn't know we were dating
I, a genderfluid 16yro, was chilling with my bf(17) at my house. We were just talking, nothing NSFW or anything.
One thing you need to know is that he doesn't have his license, just his permit, so his mom had driven him ... | 11 | 0.090909 | |
1649924293 | 1649927476 | t3_u3cdq2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex without a condom (& with a married man)
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T0mDeMwoan: Well HPV will go over if you don’t get infected over again in 1-2.5 years so
Open_Chocolate_9767: Yeah? Go over? You mean disappear?
T0mDeMwoan: No your body will get rid of it like any other virus, same as when yer sick it ... | 8 | 0.75 | |
1649924350 | 1649927062 | t3_u3ce65 | t5_2to41 | 119 | SignificantChemist98: TIFU by flinging dog shit on my garage.
This happened about 10 mins ago - went to pick up my dogs fresh morning turd and after I turn the bag inside out I always tie it, not by the tie handles, but by putting both handles together loop over and tuck through the loop created when it’s folded over (... | 3 | 39.666667 | |
1649928933 | 1649937518 | t3_u3dgvq | t5_2to41 | 2,696 | ProfessionalHeart156: TIFU by wearing a white bikini to a family pool day
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BlatantConservative: Hey /u/ProfessionalHeart156, thanks for contributing to /r/tifu. Unfortunately, your post was removed as it violates our rules:
Next time someone makes a post to launch their porn career here, you're gonna see me... | 4 | 674 | |
1649934421 | 1649936173 | t3_u3exut | t5_2to41 | 39 | zoo_blue_hue: TIFU by polluting the water course
Well folks, as of 30 minutes ago I'm officially in the idiot club!
Our landlord will be coming tomorrow to repaint the bathroom so I thought I'd give it a good clean and clear out. I bought a diffuser 6 months ago to mask all those bathroom smells but it's shit and nev... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1649937364 | 1649938802 | t3_u3fspy | t5_2to41 | 10 | generalkenobi2304: TIFU by not charging my beard trimmer
Ok so I have a party to go to in about an hour. There's a good chance I might get a blowjob if my girlfriend and I can find a private enough place.
So naturally being a gentleman I decided to prepare for it, hygiene and hydration and all. Well everything was go... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1649938696 | 1649987018 | t3_u3g7z1 | t5_2to41 | 30,619 | Lallknight: TIFU by making my kittens hate women
So this has been evolving over the last 4 weeks, but the fuck up was understood today.
I am a man (M30) who due to a busy job and hundreds of other excuses have been single for my entire life. I am an avid nature lover and biologist so last year I fostered two cats from ... | 9 | 3,402.111111 | |
1649941065 | 1649943633 | t3_u3gyd6 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking in my religious mom's car
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OkVolume1: Religious or not. You should respect the property of others and not use drugs or cigarettes in their vehicles.
jackdan96: I see you've never been a teenager.
OkVolume1: I have and I always took care of the property of others, especially that of m... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1649943209 | 1650004102 | t3_u3hnwv | t5_2to41 | 3,947 | Narrowboat99: TIFU by buying useless land.
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DescentIntoTheLight: Depending on if you are in the U.S. and your state, look into wetland mitigation banking through the EPA / US Corp of Engineers.
Flaminsalamander: Came here to bring up the same thing but the canadian version. Gotta be careful though I studied a ... | 16 | 246.6875 | |
1649944124 | 1649984746 | t3_u3hyn2 | t5_2to41 | 835 | kawaclipse: TIFU by My grandma and her photo collection
So this has happened basically in the past 20 years up until my grandma has died in 2019.
This was not my f*ck up, it's just a f*ck up all together.
The story started like 20 years ago, when my grandma said that she wants a collection of family pictures with ni... | 4 | 208.75 | |
1649948595 | 1650658515 | t3_u3jk98 | t5_2to41 | 138 | SalarySalt: TIFU by not drinking enough water & now I suffer from chronic dry mouth.
One night, I ate a whole bag of salty chips and went to sleep afterwards. My mistake was not washing down with water, and to this day I deeply regret it. Skip to the next day, I wake up and something doesn't feel right. I developed... | 5 | 27.6 | |
1649951016 | 1649967112 | t3_u3kf3k | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: tifu by googling my name
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Ok-Bridge-5543: Yeah I did this years ago and found out had same name as an award winning pole dancer.
All good. She has more exciting career than I have.
Sure there are people who used to know me who think that's what I do or did. I personally don't care.
41033: haha goo... | 3 | 2 | |
1649952246 | 1649957687 | t3_u3kvo4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Greek_Jew: TIFU by trying to get in my girlfriends house
Tldr: I tried to use the keypad on my gfs house because I thought something wrong may have happened and I wanted to check on her.
I should have just woke up this morning I missed my class at 8:30 my girlfriend and I have the same exact class and we go to colleg... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1649954214 | 1649970884 | t3_u3llgo | t5_2to41 | 264 | Junior-Variation-742: Tifu by saying I was an atheist in a Christian school
This all happened during lunch I was talking to my
friend (let's call him Charles) he asked me why I
don't believe in god and I said (trying not to
offend him "oh I just think we where brought up
differently you know" he nods and drops it.
Ano... | 10 | 26.4 | |
1649954413 | 1649967495 | t3_u3lo06 | t5_2to41 | 48 | toweringmelanoma: TIFU by mixing up two hot sauces
I’m a big fan of the show Hot Ones (interview show where celebrities eat really spicy chicken wings) and a few months ago I bought the season 17 lineup of hot sauces to do the challenge with my friends. I have a bunch left over and have been using them intermittently t... | 7 | 6.857143 | |
1649956758 | 1650051797 | t3_u3miwz | t5_2to41 | 33 | HusamWazir: TIFU by INSULTING/ FLIRTING with my MANAGER.
Okay hear me out. I am a 22 (M) and my manager who is 42 (F) always gave me these looks. You know the puppy eyes look. I never knew what it meant at first but she kept giving me these looks. Sometimes when I would just be doing my work and would notice that someo... | 3 | 11 | |
1649959880 | 1649960473 | t3_u3nmxp | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being attractive to women
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blood-soaked-earth: who?
pudge_d_fish: A tiktoker that roasts men who fat shame or speak poorly of women/their value
blood-soaked-earth: oh, im ok with that. im sorry op is feeling the way they're feeling tho
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1649960053 | 1649962238 | t3_u3np3w | t5_2to41 | 46 | t00muchnothing: TIFU by hooking up with someone I can't avoid
Not today but it happened in 2022. Was completely my fault. My uncle owns a property management company and I moved into one of their apartments after a bad breakup.
Before that happened my uncle hired this guy that I was friends with in high school and al... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1649958593 | 1649960653 | t3_u3n6b2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Shitnnamon_: TIFU by dumping noodles into boiling water
So I got hungry and decided to cook noodles, I had woken up with a migraine so my head wasn't entirely clear.
Fast forward to 20 minutes ago I boiled the water and had opened the seasoning sachets. I thought I had opened all of them and decided to dump the noodl... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1649960072 | 1650025538 | t3_u3npd4 | t5_2to41 | 127 | kalitarios: TIFU by joining an important departmental all-hands meeting and forgetting to mute
So... this just happened about an hour ago.
I joined a large, important meeting that the entire department had to be on. I join a lot of meetings, every day, which is no big issue. I normally use my mobile phone for the mee... | 3 | 42.333333 | |
1649962385 | 1649964826 | t3_u3oith | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking that I could connect with women
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Alucard12203: Oh poor baby. You won the lottery dude. Imagine being a woman who got daily disrespected. Daily assaulted. Daily harassed. Oh and throw in the percentage of daily rape... Do your problems seem that legit to you?
_noho: You know women wh... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1649963424 | 1649963962 | t3_u3owk5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by smashing my testicles under the toilet seat presumably crushing/injuring them
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Effective_Middle_481: You were laying on your back and managed to stretch your nutsack a foot on to the bowl?
shortandthickasf: He did mention is balls are very long
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1649964727 | 1649966392 | t3_u3pdfv | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: tifu by hacking someone (like an idiot)
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[deleted]: Lmao yeah you might have fucked up, but to be fair, he sounds like shit. I suggest you be sneakier with your revenge or get people back using the rules from now on.
anonthrowaway177: definitely stupid of me, but i didn’t think much would happen.
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1649967084 | 1650043870 | t3_u3q7w2 | t5_2to41 | 14,263 | ricedealer97: TIFU by not telling my crush I speak her native language
Obligatory this happened a few days ago. About 6 months ago I met this wonderful Japanese girl in uni. She had attended an international school in Japan and her dad had worked in the US for 20 years so she maintained native level English and was abl... | 10 | 1,426.3 | |
1649968966 | 1649969894 | t3_u3qwnf | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by making the girl I've been seeing cum so hard she shit herself
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Kylerayner4: You buy that girl some flowers and take her out to a nice dinner. She ain’t got shit to be embarrassed about. Literally.
SmoothBrainRomeo: This.
If you’re cool, she needs to relax. Hell, with the way you two get al... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1649968345 | 1649981281 | t3_u3qoj6 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Appropriate_Cat_2249: TIFU by turning my menstrual cup upside down
This happened this afternoon. I have been a long time tampon user until I recently made the switch to a menstrual cup in an effort to be more environmentally friendly. I have been using this cup for about 3 months now and had no major issues, other than... | 8 | 3.25 | |
1649969466 | 1649972943 | t3_u3r2zz | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a sex tape with my catholic ex girlfriend [F19] who got kicked out by her parents when they found out
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ExiledGenesis151: Her family found it, so someone in their anti porn family watched porn. Was dad casually watching porn, saw his daughter, and went, "That is UNACCEPTABLE!" Hypocrit... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1649970261 | 1649970613 | t3_u3rdic | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU bu going to the gynaecologist.
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n0tm333: Holy crap please report them, this is so unprofessional I almost can’t believe it
Littlekiller0320: I was so stunned that she said all of that in front of me. I have never met a DR that shames their patients for something like that.
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1649970349 | 1649971552 | t3_u3reoq | t5_2to41 | -1 | stinkydemon123: TIFU by texting a supervisor "I can massage when I get home" out of nowhere
Welp, after being a lurker here for awhile, it's finally my time to share. This happened today, literally 10 minutes ago.
I'm at work and my partner texted me saying his back hurts, so I respond as any supportive girlfriend wo... | 4 | -0.25 | |
1649972585 | 1649979820 | t3_u3s7ej | t5_2to41 | 76 | [deleted]: TIFU by internet stalking my ex-professor
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TexMeta: That’s adorable.
anonymouswoman906: Thanks, but it's embarrassing.... 😅
TexMeta: I’m sure. Honestly it’s really normal to crush on a teacher at some point, and Internet stalking happens a lot too. Him finding out is definitely embarrassing though ... | 9 | 8.444444 | |
1649974405 | 1650036734 | t3_u3su30 | t5_2to41 | 114 | Entire_End2637: TIFU: Job raise canceled for a fckng silly reason!!!
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ughit: You did not FU. The contact between the companies will state whether they can interview or hire their employees. If they can, they can, if they cannot they cannot. Either way not your FU.
Entire_End2637: Oh thnx. Relieved a bit. But a... | 6 | 19 | |
1649974838 | 1649979554 | t3_u3szmv | t5_2to41 | 0 | devahjkl: TIFU Following a Hooker on IG using real acc
Living in a country (moslem majority) that very sensitive to LGBT+ Community.
i'm sorry if this thread feels like hating LGBT community, i didn't mean to, i'm just stressing out.
This is my story (M 26), it's not really 'Today' maybe it's 3-4 months ago, but you ... | 4 | 0 | |
1649976827 | 1650160490 | t3_u3tnrf | t5_2to41 | 12,516 | lesomb: TIFU By discussing wages with my co-worker
This happened today. Well thanks to Reddit, I don’t hesitate to talk about my wages with fellow employees, when asked, since that kind of transparency is important and helps people get paid what they are worth. Any who, my co-worker recently applied for and received a ... | 15 | 834.4 | |
1649977387 | 1649982405 | t3_u3tuq9 | t5_2to41 | 53 | Maremike: Tifu my friend's mom thinks I am gay
To clarify, I am straight and I have no attraction to males. But I was playing Just Dance with my friend (not sure if that's a date or just friends meeting each other), then we watched movies and YouTube and ate a bit. Her mom likes me. And she accepted me. But today it ch... | 9 | 5.888889 | |
1649977665 | 1652246210 | t3_u3ty39 | t5_2to41 | 106 | Thel_Vadem: TIFUpdate by thinking my friend wasn't into me
[Original post here](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u2m5ht/tifu_by_thinking_my_friend_wasnt_into_me/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
I received a lot of comments on my original post about it looking like a math equation, so for the sake of... | 7 | 15.142857 | |
1649978679 | 1649979840 | t3_u3ua4n | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting sunburnt on the first day of a five day vacation.
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jezra: get some vitamin e in gel/liquid form, and start slathering it on; once it dries, slather on some more. Check a local pharmacy for a tube of vitamin e. In a pinch, get vitamin e gelcaps and cut them open.
Soggy_Fire_Balls: als... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1649979841 | 1649981402 | t3_u3uo66 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Lollirotten: TIFU by trying to support a small business
Obligatory not actually today, and also I'm on mobile.
Ok. So. Around March of last year, I bent my wedding ring. I was at work, and I didn't realize that gold was so soft, caught it on the underside of a table, bent the base of the stone.
My husband says to ju... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1649973997 | 1650072780 | t3_u3sp1v | t5_2to41 | 111 | _Kutai_: TIFU by unplugging my UPS
UPS = Uninterruptible Power Supply
This was yesterday.
I was happily gaming when my UPS started chirping and generally annoying me. It's an older model, so I said "oh well, maybe the output is not enough anymore... meh, gonna plug my PC to the wall and just get rid of my UPS"
Now f... | 8 | 13.875 | |
1649981028 | 1650130658 | t3_u3v294 | t5_2to41 | 190 | Karmanized: TIFU by kidnapping a cat
This happened yesterday. To preface, I have two indoor cats, one of which is a 3 year old who has never really been outside other than our small back courtyard.
So I was taking out the rubbish, and left the front door open. On my way back to the house I saw my cat walking away from... | 6 | 31.666667 | |
1649985060 | 1649987492 | t3_u3wcei | t5_2to41 | 52 | Sweet_Touch2617: TIFU: Im driving my family away from me. (TW: suicidal, PMDD)
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DovahFerret: Jesus. I have a bachelor's in psychology and I never thought to look into how little research was done on this.
Have you posted to r/twoxchromosomes,, or whatever that one super female-positive sub is? It seems right ... | 4 | 13 | |
1649986208 | 1650038873 | t3_u3wpjp | t5_2to41 | 986 | Ouch-My-Head: TIFU By entering a wing eating competition.
Technically not today, but yesterday, but I hope you guys can get some enjoyment out of my suffering.
Obligatory apology for formatting, I’m on mobile, sorry.
Anyway, the story begins with a buddy of mine convincing me and some other friends to join a wing e... | 9 | 109.555556 | |
1649987563 | 1650006904 | t3_u3x4pj | t5_2to41 | 29 | Damayoo: TIFU by accidentally opening up about my foot fetish with my wife's parents.
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RudeSprinkles1240: So, is she your girlfriend or your wife?
Damayoo: ?
trvsnbl: You called her your wife but said you've been dating for a couple of months
Damayoo: Where?
trvsnbl: And how are you married but you've never me... | 12 | 2.416667 | |
1649987783 | 1650320478 | t3_u3x76f | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by bleaching my mouth and partner’s privates
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All_theOther_kids: So... Were you eating someone out or giving a blowjob?
mark8992: Ok, serious (honest question here): I get that in the course of life, making a comment about or asking non binary people anything that tries to push them into a m/f ... | 5 | 1 | |
1649998715 | 1649999231 | t3_u40e6d | t5_2to41 | 10 | Responsible-Wafer-11: TIFU by giving a girl a weird note
I was in class today & pretty much ignored the teacher and worked on a report that is due soon for another class. After the lecture ended, a girl came up to me asking if I was in the class with the report. I said yeah, and asked for her phone number in case... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1650000128 | 1650001512 | t3_u40rnn | t5_2to41 | 1 | FruitySal: Tifu by asking my friend to tone it down on vacation
So for a little context I have really bad anxiety and always get nervous when I think I’m gonna be underwhelmed or not have as much fun as I think I should. I know spoiled right. I’m also autistic so I might be missing some social cues. Well me and my mom... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1650003330 | 1650010426 | t3_u41k9l | t5_2to41 | 37 | sirdantheman2123_: TIFU by unknownly giving a scammer an explicit video of myself
I was swiping right on tinder, like most guys do, when this girl i matched with was really talkative, i know i shouldnt trust whats too good to be true, but i was lonely and it was like 3am so i wasnt thinking straight. anyways we start m... | 8 | 4.625 | |
1650004013 | 1650055933 | t3_u41q3l | t5_2to41 | 147 | sweatersand: TIFU by trying to kill a roach
Posting this at 2am, just getting home from an obscenely long visit to the ER. I saw a roach on my desk earlier, the little bastard was just crawling across my notes like he pays rent. I have a burning hatred for roaches. I have also lived in Florida for years, so I know that... | 8 | 18.375 | |
1650005087 | 1650165705 | t3_u41zev | t5_2to41 | 24 | tired-snek: TIFU by forgetting to disconnect my phone from the apple TV.
Hello,
This is my second post here and honestly i’m in awe of how much i’m fucking up and i’m just embarrassed and want to crawl into a hole. This happened yesterday night. So, for some background, in my house (I live with my parents ATM) we have... | 4 | 6 | |
1650005262 | 1650025383 | t3_u420y0 | t5_2to41 | -3 | throwaway-MDD: TIFU by having a mental breakdown in a discord server
TW: SUICIDAL TENDENCIES
So this was very recent. I have Major Depressive Disorder, PTSD, generalised anxiety and suicidal tendencies. Because of this, I don't think straight in a depressive and suicidal episode. Yes, I do see a councillor and I am in... | 5 | -0.6 | |
1650005198 | 1650036605 | t3_u420ds | t5_2to41 | 12 | EcstaticTwist: TIFU by crying at a funeral
Today was the funeral service of my aunt whom I’ve known for all of my life. She was one of the most loving and kind hearted individuals I’ve ever known and her influence can be found in her many children and grandchildren. She died a bit too soon at the age of 81 losing her s... | 3 | 4 | |
1650005513 | 1650045838 | t3_u42353 | t5_2to41 | 156 | SkyrimWidow: TIFU by taking my kids to see Sonic 2. TL/DR on bottom
I'm a huge Sonic fan. Due to world events we saw the first film at home. Sonic 2 is out and I am not waiting for it to come to DVD. Movie nights out are rare for me as I have 3 adorable little girls: Miss Con Artist (7), Miss Houdini (4) and Miss Boop... | 5 | 31.2 | |
1650005576 | 1650006031 | t3_u423n9 | t5_2to41 | 41 | Worldwidestripper: TIFU by letting my dad help unpack clothes from my trip to Oklahoma
So this happened earlier today, now quick information about me I'm a stripper who has plans to move to Oklahoma before this year is over, so I commute regularly between California and Oklahoma to ensure everything is going smoothly a... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1650007854 | 1650053944 | t3_u42nby | t5_2to41 | 42 | cj_jam: TIFU by not brushing my teeth
So to get this story started, I was adopted and born at 25 weeks, this was in 2000. my biological mother did a lot of drugs, however, I was born 11/08/2000 under 2 LBS. The majority of my life I would say I was a good kid. But after I graduated I started to degrade, in my mouth. M... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1650018319 | 1650026576 | t3_u44zy4 | t5_2to41 | 29 | mobileredditsurfing: TIFU by shaving my whole body!
Being home alone is great. It has its ups and downs, the downs being the stupid ideas you get while no one is around.
I am a very hairy individual and my SO always complains about having to broom the house too often because my hairs keep falling everywhere! So… I wan... | 9 | 3.222222 | |
1650019862 | 1650471576 | t3_u45cvj | t5_2to41 | 120 | Banglapolska: TIFU by making an offensive religious statement
Obligatory disclaimer, this happened some years ago but every Good Friday my friends bring it up. Also I F’d up by posting without a TLDR, because it’s my first time. Please be gentle.
There used to be a bar that had a karaoke happy hour with a buffet. My s... | 9 | 13.333333 | |
1650022672 | 1650085844 | t3_u4634k | t5_2to41 | 24,610 | EatShitTallulah: TIFU inviting my crush to spend the night
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Dark_Jester: You invited an acquaintance, who was basically a stranger to you, to your house for a meal with your family? And she accepted? And you knew this person's phone number? Not only knew it, but had it kept on you?
I dunno, you and her both s... | 14 | 1,757.857143 | |
1650025343 | 1650029910 | t3_u46ugu | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: TIFU by faking orgasms to make them stop.
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myopinionisvalid: Start a new rotation of guys. Be honest this time.
lalunaahh: Faking an orgasm doesn't do anything positive for anyone. If you cant communicate why date?
satansfavpornwriter: It still feels crazy good though. The guy I’m with at the moment... | 7 | 8.714286 | |
1650028767 | 1650036851 | t3_u47wow | t5_2to41 | 1,066 | LustyMustang: TIFU by coming home early
I came home early on Wednesday as I wasn’t feeling well. I (30F) wasn’t supposed to get home until after my bf (32M) had left to visit his friend. He's drunk. It’s 1pm and he's been drinking since he woke up so he's on fine form. /s
I ended up giving him an ultimatum, alcohol o... | 7 | 152.285714 | |
1650030034 | 1650030636 | t3_u48bj2 | t5_2to41 | 16 | kathylcsw: TIFU and my dog could have died
This was actually Wednesday night. My bf came over for dinner. I have 2 dogs - a Jack Russell Terrier and a 6lb Chihuahua. After we finished dinner I took them out to pee. Chili doesn't need to be leashed. She pees and comes back to the porch.
Then bf and I went upstairs f... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1650030674 | 1650067395 | t3_u48imx | t5_2to41 | 2,052 | [deleted]: TIFU I broke up my sister’s marriage alliance.
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RingGiver: Note for readers: "Alliance" in India means engagement.
Wowtuck: As a non-indian, I was very confused why they needed an alliance. I thought it was some weird business/political thing
frugalchickpea: Well, it's literally an alliance between ... | 9 | 228 | |
1650033664 | 1650034134 | t3_u49k4z | t5_2to41 | 14 | mediocregoblins: TIFU by making out with a friend in front of his boyfriend
Wasn't today, but I had to recover from my hangover first and, disclaimer this is not an overly dramatic FU and the main consequence was hungover me cringing at my actions for a day.
I (24,F) am a drag queen (yes, women can do that) and thus h... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1650035046 | 1650044459 | t3_u4a220 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking for too much (I think)
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No-Love-555: She didn't like the junk.
No-Seaworthiness-248: Not really she loved the girth, and the size.
No-Love-555: Lol. Just defending that, and getting into the details of girth and size - might be near the root of the issue, there bud.
No-Seaworthiness-2... | 9 | 1.444444 | |
1650037075 | 1650044455 | t3_u4arrf | t5_2to41 | 61 | empire-of-swaziland: TIFU by leaving my car in neutral at the drug test clinic
Ok so this actually happened about 6 year ago but today I drove my sister to get her employee drug test for the same summer job and it reminded me of this incident.
When I was 15 I got a job as a lifeguard at a local pool. Everything was g... | 6 | 10.166667 | |
1650038903 | 1650064096 | t3_u4bfiw | t5_2to41 | 19,714 | E-NsJunkDrawer: Tifu by checking to see if the bathroom door was locked
This happened moments ago.
So i work in an office with a bathroom in the office space. It’s a modestly sized bathroom, but a bathroom nonetheless. Duty called so i did what any normal person would do and answer the call.
It’s important to note th... | 13 | 1,516.461538 | |
1650040399 | 1650080648 | t3_u4byu2 | t5_2to41 | 423 | Mediocre-Joker-: TIFU making my girlfriend’s mouth bleed
Okay, this was a few weeks ago. Me(M22) and my gf(F21) recently got back together after a break. Things were looking really good and we were both happily spending lots of time together. She came over to my apartment one night and we initially planned to binge wat... | 6 | 70.5 | |
1650043831 | 1650283528 | t3_u4d7wh | t5_2to41 | 30 | pwallz68: TIFU by telling my gf to change her clothes before going to a party with me
Let me begin by saying I'm a 21M and my gf is 20f. A few days ago we had my cousins birthday party to go. It was at a family members house, around 40 or so people, friends and family. Well I knew my older relatives and other people th... | 10 | 3 | |
1650043201 | 1650126614 | t3_u4cznc | t5_2to41 | 87 | Regular_Reflection: TIFU by overpaying for food, panicking and then not getting my food.
This happened a couple of years ago but it just popped into my mind and thought you lovely lot would enjoy it.
Went to my local Gregg's (cheap fastfood bakery that does sausage rolls, bakes etc).
Ordered a sausage roll and a dri... | 5 | 17.4 | |
1650044954 | 1650051597 | t3_u4dmd5 | t5_2to41 | 31 | cicciograna: TIFU when I ate a very hot pepper
tl;dr at the end
This didn't happen recently, but I still have very vivid memories of the event, and it permanently changed my approach to spicy food.
I was back in my home town, during a well-earned vacation, and since my hair was rather long I decided to go visit my ol... | 3 | 10.333333 |
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