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1650046241 | 1650046938 | t3_u4e3na | t5_2to41 | 3 | Shozu-Wolfy: Tifu by putting a pair of +250$ Costa Del Mar sunglasses in a pocket
So I had decided to go to Busch gardens with a friend of mine. He drives us there and we’re all packed and prepared. Well we decide to go on the Pantheon first since it’s new and I’m a fucking adrenaline junky and had to go on the ride. W... | 3 | 1 | |
1650046564 | 1650048624 | t3_u4e7ta | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a hard on while talking to a girl I like
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Upbeat-Blacksmith632: This is why we have oversized hoodies and sweatpants.
Also, hormones do a number on your brain, especially at that age. I’d still apologize to her, though.
set35: Wtf do I have to apologize for?
Upbeat-Blacksmith632: F... | 13 | 0.384615 | |
1650048622 | 1650051435 | t3_u4ey95 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Nervous-Commissionar: Tifu by rebooting a production server
IT guy here, It was regular Friday for me until it wasn't. I Was working on a customer ticket which I could have very well postponed until next week but I decided to give it a go and started checking logs and decided well these logs didn't give much info let ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1650049120 | 1650051895 | t3_u4f4ii | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: TIFU by unknowingly sleeping with my friend's nephew
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TheBestMePlausible: I mean every hot young guy in his 20s is *somebody’s* nephew. What’s a little awkwardness if it gets you the D? OP has done nothing wrong.
Also, definitely go for the 3way.
Chr1st04: Sharing the dick pics is pretty wrong ... | 9 | 5.333333 | |
1650051787 | 1650052047 | t3_u4g2je | t5_2to41 | 8 | Much-Leopard-1466: TIFU by getting suspended and reported to the police
So this is 5 years in the past, when I was still in highschool and 16. I lived in swizerland and changed school because of bullying. Sadly this continued because a lot of classmembers were 2-3 years older than me and because I was younger than th... | 4 | 2 | |
1650055601 | 1650066364 | t3_u4hepz | t5_2to41 | 130 | Sprugg_Bucket: TIFU by eating a sucker
I like candy. So much so that I normally keep a little sweet something near my desk for when I get too antsy and need something to help keep me focused. Today, I went to eat one of the mini Chupa Chups that I had been saving.
These particular ones had the hollow plastic sticks, w... | 9 | 14.444444 | |
1650057850 | 1650059586 | t3_u4i702 | t5_2to41 | 33 | Sean_13: TIFU by not checking the floor
TIFU by not checking the floor as I rush around at work. NSFW warning as may gross out a lot of people. This actually happened today and I've had two showers since.
For some backstory, I work in a healthcare centre and like most in my country, we have a sluice room with a macer... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1650058474 | 1650133743 | t3_u4iehl | t5_2to41 | 8 | Im-An-EXTRA: TIFU by kicking my friend.
This actually happened a few weeks ago, but I (16, F) did a knee knock (where you knock the inside of someones knee to make them lose their balance) to my friend (17, M) as a joke. He proceeded to run up to me and kick my shin real hard while yelling not to kick him. His gf told ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1650058438 | 1650106449 | t3_u4ie2c | t5_2to41 | 7 | NoCommunication7: TIFU by dancing to scottish music
So i'm a huge fan of celtic music, that includes stuff from ireland and scotland, trad stuff, folk stuff like the dubliners, more modern stuff like Celtic Thunder, DoD, fantasy celtic-inspired stuff and new-age stuff like Enya and Clannad, also instrumentals with inst... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1650059320 | 1650096948 | t3_u4iow2 | t5_2to41 | 15 | TripleHaz3: TIFU talking to my boss about weed I don't smoke
So for context I was in the army for a long period, now I'm out working for a new company and I've just become permanent staff.
Literally the first work function I've been to, I drank quite a lot. You gotta love a work shout. I head out to the smokers area ... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1650059928 | 1650063535 | t3_u4iwcs | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU- My fiance walked in on a video calll
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RandoCalrissian11: Everything was her fault, and she’s right, she needs to grow up. You don’t need to leave the bed, if she has a problem she can sleep somewhere else.
CockroachJohnson: I mean, she said she hears him talking, so she knew he was in there. I... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1650060653 | 1650077764 | t3_u4j5lo | t5_2to41 | 18 | whatisthisLA: TIFU showing my boss my penis
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MadE39: Yea, 9 inch. Probably more like 5 in real life.
LumpyJones: C'mon. This is super obviously a satire mocking how many of the posts here are obvious sex fantasies. Keep up.
whatisthisLA: You're the only one that got it, the people on here are truly dumb.
Lumpy... | 6 | 3 | |
1650063115 | 1650151349 | t3_u4jyvk | t5_2to41 | 8 | realrubbishteen: tifu by blowing up my gambling account
Sorry for the long rant.
I (24M) am always greedy and I often hunt for perks and bonuses here and there. Where I live, there are quite a few online casinos with welcome bonuses, deposit bonuses and stuff. I am well aware of the mathematics behind the casinos, so ... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1650065062 | 1650142045 | t3_u4kllm | t5_2to41 | 47,844 | [deleted]: TIFU when my mother caught me eating my girlfriend's ass. NSFW
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PlayerZeroFour: You need to have a conversation with your father.
WearAMaskOrGoToJail: Father is not doing his due diligence to make mom satisfied! I should have a talk with him, maybe he'll join the 'paper plate club' and mom will fina... | 18 | 2,658 | |
1650065222 | 1650114280 | t3_u4knak | t5_2to41 | 58 | Imjeffery: Tifu by stabbing my own nuts
So this happened literally just now and my God I can't stand the pain of it.
So I work in a dental lab and my job is to scan stone models of people's teeth, so I or my other Co-workers would design the denture. Now, the way scanning works is I take a part the model that is being... | 5 | 11.6 | |
1650065870 | 1650102091 | t3_u4kuhl | t5_2to41 | 37 | Jl002: TIFU ingesting an insane amount of homemade weed gummy bears in my kitchen (warning for 4/20)
Hello Reddit, consider this an open letter to all the non smokers of the world- as we steadily approach 420, a day where probably thousands of us experience marijuana for the first time, I’d like to warn you not to fuck... | 8 | 4.625 | |
1650067407 | 1650069025 | t3_u4lbkv | t5_2to41 | 260 | Brodo12: TIFU by signing a contract to build a house with my wife and hope we didn't make a mistake cause of church
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BFAndI: honestly man just going off what you said, this seems like the exact opposite of a mistake in more or less every single way. go for it.
Brodo12: Yeah my wife and I are happy, but I still... | 6 | 43.333333 | |
1650068878 | 1650069281 | t3_u4lrgj | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally reacting to an old message to my crush
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NewPlatinumm: that's your IN dude!
take that opportunity and go somewhere with her!
this isn't a tifu moment, we are rooting for you!
okaytakethree: She won’t think I’m creepy for reacting to some really old message?
NewPlatinumm: she play... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1650068021 | 1650175438 | t3_u4lidd | t5_2to41 | 19 | Nooner827: TIFU By posting a funny online review and having my account locked
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sophess: How can you be banned from a store? What did you say… maybe you could summarize.
Nooner827: Posted as: The Screw Master
A Screw Like No Other
Let me tell you something about these #6 x 1-1/4-in Bugle Coarse Thread Drywall... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1650069294 | 1651454125 | t3_u4lw98 | t5_2to41 | 59 | YourLocaIKaren: TIFU by Not Knowing What “Mile High Club” Meant While On an Airplane
TIFU by Not Knowing What “Mile High Club” Meant While On an Airplane
Alright, so, for context;
My family and I were in a plane going on our yearly trip to Florida, and it was just my dad, sister, and me on that plane. I was curious ... | 7 | 8.428571 | |
1650069553 | 1650078463 | t3_u4lyzp | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by forcing the whole surgical team to listen to my bowel movement mid-procedure.
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djquik1: Shit concert
OkVolume1: Almost as bad as Nickelback.
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1650072959 | 1650152279 | t3_u4mz1m | t5_2to41 | 80 | unfortunate_cat: TIFU by eating healthy
This has happened over a week but I've discovered the consequence today. I had a baby and I decided to breastfeed her so I become more conscious about what I was putting into my body. It seemed like it was impossible to find low sugar items in the grocery store so I began cooking... | 5 | 16 | |
1650072962 | 1650169655 | t3_u4mz2k | t5_2to41 | 16 | Lemon_Skin_Tortoise: TIFU by not picking my friend up and taking him to the airport.
Simple, right? You just take your friend to the airport. You wake up, drive over to your friend's house, pick him up, drop him off at the airport, and then you don't have to feel like a total screw-up the rest of the day. So utterly fu... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1650075350 | 1650079611 | t3_u4no58 | t5_2to41 | 209 | throwRAhaze: TIFU by telling my mother a years-old secret and potentially ruining her marriage
I 24(F) grew up in a very strict household- my mother was always the one to say I couldn’t go out after a certain time, I had to be home by a certain time, I couldn’t have tattoos and piercings, etc. She has also tracked my l... | 4 | 52.25 | |
1650078546 | 1650127797 | t3_u4olsm | t5_2to41 | 55 | WadeWilson824: TIFU by ordering an engagement ring from Etsy
As the title says, ordered a somewhat custom ring my gf picked from a 4.9 rated shop on Etsy back in March. The shop is called LAG Jewelry and the sellers name is Sophia. Immediately after ordering, Sophia messages me (in broken English) to confirm the color ... | 9 | 6.111111 | |
1650067652 | 1650101489 | t3_u4le9m | t5_2to41 | 136 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a woman to dominate me when neither of us had experience in our given role.
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BonkerzT: Dude, that story is amazing but My friends story is a strong competitor. He was with his girlfriend for a couple months and my friend wanted to try licking his girls ass. So one day after she took a... | 3 | 45.333333 | |
1650079310 | 1650080650 | t3_u4otps | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to get a therapist on medicaid
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Mysterious_Nature193: Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that.
Good therapist are hard to come by and/or ridiculously expensive.
I hope things get better for you soon!
seattlite_satellite: Everything is downhill and all I have is myself. I'll never talk to anot... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1650081706 | 1650144961 | t3_u4pi8g | t5_2to41 | 20 | Elitice: TIFU by dragging my feet
I (25F) just thirty minutes ago got up to use the bathroom. I was wearing socks and sliding my feet across the floor in a lazy walk/ stumble because I’ve drank 2 glasses of wine in the past hour. I had to go urgently so I got up with a swiftness and proceeded to immediately fold my big... | 5 | 4 | |
1650083712 | 1650087914 | t3_u4q1ln | t5_2to41 | 6 | Beastboysfavbae: TIFU by going outside
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ElectroStaticSpeaker: "Making tiktoks" is a phrase?
I bet yours must be really entertaining based on the fact that seeing a bee was worthy of a reddit post about it.
Beastboysfavbae: if you don’t like it go away? you clicked on the post so obviously it seemed worthy ... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1650084871 | 1650099832 | t3_u4qc7n | t5_2to41 | -22 | oscar_pistorials: TIFU by blowing a load in my wife.
My wife and I were fucking. At some point she was laying face-down. I grabbed her vibrator and shoved it inside her. Her vibrator is a nice streamlined shape. The head is bigger than the shaft. I didn’t think it leaves much room for anything else in there.
We’ve don... | 4 | -5.5 | |
1650084913 | 1650179540 | t3_u4qcl0 | t5_2to41 | 9,368 | FaceFirstFlop: TIFU realized I was an asshole for ten years
I've had talks, spats, fights and whatever else you wanna call it with my spouse for ten years now. Talks about how I'm hard to show I care, I don't communicate and I have anger issues. (Bad attitude bitching and ranting but not physical outbursts)
We had ano... | 12 | 780.666667 | |
1650087426 | 1650087733 | t3_u4qzhs | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU By Drinking From My Cup of Paintbrush Cleaning Water!
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pablojueves: Everybody does it. It's not a big deal. You just got to rinse your mouth with clean water, look at yourself in the mirror and say, "I'm not going to do this again."
Telegraphonics: Omg now I feel even sillier as I didn't even t... | 3 | 5 | |
1650087796 | 1650113339 | t3_u4r2r9 | t5_2to41 | 7,383 | [deleted]: TIFU by fingering my date
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Ashzgibson98: So when’s the second date? 😂😭
beardedandgrey78: I'm thinking after the customary poo...I mean two, night waiting period
Ashzgibson98: Nice, at least you’re not cutting her off for it lol. About 3 months into my relationship with my fiancée (4 and a half yea... | 10 | 738.3 | |
1650088025 | 1650091799 | t3_u4r4oj | t5_2to41 | 21 | Hanako-kun0: TIFU by masturbating while taking a bath
This happened a week ago
So I woke up and was thinking if I should masturbate for 2 hours but couldn't decide and it took too long so I didn't. Later when I was taking a bath and applying soap in my dick, not the liquid soap, the soap bar, it felt ticklish and so I... | 3 | 7 | |
1650087865 | 1650089551 | t3_u4r3c5 | t5_2to41 | 23 | donworryboutitfoo: Tifu by having higher quality standards than a manager
I worked at a furniture company inspecting and "fixing" furniture. There are the frontlines where pieces are prepped for us to inspect and then there are shops in the back of the warehouse where we try to save pieces or fix them well enough to se... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1650088113 | 1650154842 | t3_u4r5fv | t5_2to41 | 26 | bluetint3d: TIFU by getting stuck underneath my couch via staple.
This happened a few minutes ago.
I recently adopted a cat who is skittish so he hides under the couch. I was laid on my floor, arm under couch giving him some love when I noticed some staples sticking out from the bottom of my couch. My cats been spend... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1650090887 | 1650429481 | t3_u4rt9t | t5_2to41 | 1,039 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing up to a drug test after eating Mexican food
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Professor108: seems like the no flush rule is arbitrary especially since evacuating is evacuating and what happens to extra urine
fernser: It says no flushing not no pooping. Just leave the fresh chili in the bowl.
Ellie_37: Sounds like so... | 7 | 148.428571 | |
1650099943 | 1650103073 | t3_u4tjs1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | ChiSandTwitch: And what would be wrong with that dude? You're using a little homophobia as a weapon right there, I'm interested why you think that's either acceptable?
moreisleast: Why is saying you suck cock homophobic? Your mum sucks your dad's cock doesn't she?
Probably doesn't want to risk creating another version... | 12 | 0.666667 | |
1650101439 | 1650137309 | t3_u4u6pt | t5_2to41 | 568 | Dfar3: TIFU almost creating a biohazard in my dates bed.
Apologizes in advance for formatting, I'm on Mobile. Also obligatory this didn't happen today.
Over the summer last year, I started talking to the most Gorgeous girl I've ever seen. I mean, I consider myself to be a pretty good looking guy but she was way out ... | 4 | 142 | |
1650103321 | 1650106839 | t3_u4ulyq | t5_2to41 | 10 | fmintar1: TIFU By paying income tax to the IRS twice
Last year, my whole source of income was from 1099 as I was self employed. However, it's not my first time filing my own 1099, so I'm very confident that I can do it by myself. Just log in to TurboTax, plugging in some numbers, e-file it, pay tax, and that's that. Ex... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1650104372 | 1650153229 | t3_u4uuhg | t5_2to41 | 3,440 | [deleted]: TIFU by allowing a friend to use my cum shampoo bottle
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FreeDa_Willy: You need a fleshlight with the USB warmer, it's the single greatest thing my wife has ever got me. You will never look at that shampoo bottle again.
Edit: I forgot to mention the shower attachment, take it from me you need that ... | 10 | 344 | |
1650104748 | 1650105877 | t3_u4uxjl | t5_2to41 | 18 | liveforeverdieyoung: TIFU by getting nudes from my crush in a strange way
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Duepree: I’m telling you right now, this shit is going to blow up in your face. You better come clean and tell the truth. You’re going to have some fun consequences to deal with. You’re on a slippery slope. GOOD LUCK
liveforeverdieyoung... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1650111155 | 1650201784 | t3_u4wib9 | t5_2to41 | 18 | deadshotssjb: TIFU by trying to make new friends
For a little background I am from school which doesn't have many students, for context my class has 3
I am the only boy in the class with 2 other girls. They always hang out with girls from other classes and have a group of besties. So whenever they came into class or t... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1650116504 | 1651402470 | t3_u4y2k0 | t5_2to41 | 47,537 | MyroidX: TIFU by discovering a dark secret from a sex tape I made
So about 2 years ago, I was still living in my strict religious parents' house and the only way for me to find a place to have sex was to use my dad's office. My dad owns a small advertising business so on some weekends, I'll use the excuse of needing be... | 18 | 2,640.944444 | |
1650087444 | 1650168920 | t3_u4qzno | t5_2to41 | 29 | thelegalseagul: TIFU By thinking it was too good not to be true
This happened maybe five minutes ago. I matched with a girl on Hinge and we chatted throughout the day, both mentioning that we’re not looking for anything serious. She mentioned she’s looking to find out if she’s a switch as opposed to solely a sub and I ... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1650121195 | 1650202688 | t3_u4zl1f | t5_2to41 | 1,190 | [deleted]: TIFU by cooking my salamanders alive…
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Brokella: I’m sorry you lost them. :( Please don’t have any more salamanders, get something a bit more hardy.
southamuircaa: Yeah, I didn’t even want them in the beginning. I started taking care of them cause I didn’t want them to die
Brokella: I don’t understa... | 11 | 108.181818 | |
1650120425 | 1650126726 | t3_u4zbxk | t5_2to41 | 2 | Distinee: TIFU by not have my phone settings up
This just happened a few minutes ago. So I personally didn't go to bed until 4am and woke up 3 hours later. I've been having trouble sleeping since my separation. I've been trying to go back to sleep but no luck. I was scrolling aimless through all my apps and my friend p... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1650126452 | 1650126882 | t3_u51ejx | t5_2to41 | 68 | throwaway827374746: TIFU by watching a fellow orchestra player deepthroat his violin
I am part of an orchestra for my school, and I have been startled by what I have seen. It was like any other day that we rehearse the tunes we were about to play, and I was quite enjoying myself. My violin skills have gotten great, an... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1650123749 | 1650163228 | t3_u50ge1 | t5_2to41 | 38 | Jessicatomic: Tifu by posting a picture of my roommate to my Instagram story.
TIFU, So I moved to Canada a year ago and I have a male roommate. (For context I am female) My roommate is from Mexico. Both of us moved to this country around the same time and because of covid were each other’s only friends in the city. Als... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1650129260 | 1650140591 | t3_u52dv6 | t5_2to41 | 52 | Middle007: TIFU by saying Rachel Weisz has aged incredibly in front of my girlfriend
Today me and my girlfriend have had a good day staying home watching films just having a good laugh. We've watched some great films from the original Ghostbusters to The Mummy (1999 version) and from Scream to the new Spiderman.
We've... | 4 | 13 | |
1650132385 | 1650233595 | t3_u53hvj | t5_2to41 | 80 | who_nobody: TIFU by getting overly excited about a cute feather I found on the ground
For context, I work at a pet supplies store (there's no actual animals here) and it's usually very quiet in the morning. So, I went out to the backyard area (where clients can sit to drink a cup of coffee or play with their dogs in th... | 4 | 20 | |
1650134320 | 1650139889 | t3_u546l7 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Momes2018: TIFU by wearing a foot peeling mask overnight.
Today IFU by wearing my Baby Foot booties over night.
Well it was last night. After taking a shower I thought that it would be nice to do a foot treatment. These treatments are acid based. I’ve done them before. If you do it right your rough skin will peel off ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1650134778 | 1650137032 | t3_u54civ | t5_2to41 | 31 | Puthypleaser: TIFU by not looking twice before hitting send!
I can't believe how big of an idiot I am. I'll keep it short.
I (21 F) met this lovely man (28) on tinder and we've been on a couple of dates. They've been really really great.
I was talking to my mom on a video call today afternoon and was gushing about hi... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1650135862 | 1650137327 | t3_u54qbi | t5_2to41 | 56 | ultradoge91: TIFU googling questionable terms on a work PC
Obligatory: This happened a few days ago but I had to fess up to my fuck up this morning.
For context: I work at a casino hotel and sometimes the days are slow, and we are a little understaffed, so it's not uncommon to see a 1-9pm shift with a 3-11pm shift for... | 4 | 14 | |
1650138462 | 1650156553 | t3_u55mlr | t5_2to41 | 47 | TheGreedyCarrot: TIFU by not knowing my boss speaks Russian
Obligatory this happened yesterday.
I work in private security. It’s usually pretty chill and once we’ve gotten our work done for the day we tend to chill and shoot the shit.
When our supervisor came up to us after everyone finished breaks he said, “What’s ... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1650140306 | 1650157077 | t3_u569c9 | t5_2to41 | 7,122 | ChainsawSaint: TIFU by correctly guessing the number of jellybeans in a jar.
Today I was working from home and my wife was away with the kids at an easter event at the local library. She sent me a picture of a large jar of jellybeans, and asked me how many I thought there were in the jar. I did some simple math and cam... | 12 | 593.5 | |
1650141244 | 1650181065 | t3_u56kr9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | XxDarth_VaderxX: TIFU: Took 1.8grams of mushrooms hallucinated that my moms boyfriend’s son snitched on me. confronted them.
I am a very experienced tripper. last night was not what i was expecting. My mom thinks im going to be a schizophrenic like her sister who killed herself in 2017. I have a scale and pot and 1 ci... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1650138089 | 1650170061 | t3_u55i3s | t5_2to41 | 99 | sloth_of_a_bitch: TIFU by dropping foot flakes during sex
So, I developed callouses during pregnancy, presumably due to the extra weight.
There's products that contain some cream in plastic socks which you leave on for an hour and then wash off. After 5-7 days the dead skin cells start falling off. This looks gross, ... | 4 | 24.75 | |
1650142441 | 1650149440 | t3_u56yyi | t5_2to41 | 30 | bingbangbleh: TIFU by being socially inept
So last night I matched with someone on Tinder and to cut a long story short we really vibed well so decided to meet for a coffee. Things were all good over message, no concerns or anything but we were both aware that we’re both socially awkward ahead of time.
We meet say hel... | 3 | 10 | |
1650144323 | 1650174569 | t3_u57lsr | t5_2to41 | 72 | [deleted]: TIFU By Thinking With My Dick [NSFW]
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genericusername1a: TIL the meaning of "rustication".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rustication_(academia)?wprov=sfti1
starliner2000: I didn't know what it meant either. But from now on, I will always associate it with OP getting some in a lecture hall.
Roland85... | 4 | 18 | |
1650148818 | 1650164024 | t3_u593wp | t5_2to41 | 6,600 | ImThe1Wh0: TIFU by wearing a My Little Pony sticker my daughter gave me out in public
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discipleofsilence: Wait, bronies are still a thing?
antihero2303: I don’t know what that even is, and I’m afraid to ask now lol
Lovingnarc1976: Guys that like My Little Pony.
Irion15: That's literally all it is, but stories/... | 13 | 507.692308 | |
1650150496 | 1650152920 | t3_u59nv7 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by by going to meet my friend at a hotel for some pharmaceuticals. Might of blew his cover by going to the lobby and asking the front desk if he was booked under his real name in the room he operates his business from.
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hollywhyareyouhere: I wouldn’t honestly think too far into it. Hotel clerks... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1650151554 | 1650154714 | t3_u59zxs | t5_2to41 | 44 | Iveragh_423: TIFU By calling the book of Genesis a "Creation Myth"
Disclaimer: I am an Agnostic Atheist, while my family are Catholic Christians.
At my (15F) family dinner, we have dinner at the table with all 5 of us, my father (40M) was talking about how he's going to play flute at the Easter vigil mass at our chur... | 6 | 7.333333 | |
1650154197 | 1650154260 | t3_u5afan | t5_2to41 | 3 | doctorwhy88: It’s pretty normal if a fuck-up.
Rosey991: My bad. It was the wrong post
doctorwhy88: No problem fam
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1650153505 | 1650155836 | t3_u5alke | t5_2to41 | 10 | addone123: TIFU by being accidently racist to the pizza delivery guy 😔
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lifesnotfun: 1: l don't see how singing along to music you like should be a problem
2: l don't see how using a charcoal mask can mean anything other than hygiene purposes
3: l don't really understand how this situation is racist, you wh... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1650153961 | 1650167479 | t3_u5aqyl | t5_2to41 | 167 | Miserexa: TIFU by selling a china cabinet
I sold a china cabinet/hutch that my boyfriend's parents gave us. I really liked it, but I couldn't find a good spot for it and it was in the way, so I put it on Marketplace for $200 thinking it wasn't worth anything.
A girl was really excited about it. She offered me $150 and... | 4 | 41.75 | |
1650154343 | 1650155077 | t3_u5av4c | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU I did a poo on the floor
I was in town to meet some friends but got there early and had to wait 20 mins or so for them to arrive Then I wanted to do a poo but couldn’t find a toilet Finally I found a public toilet but it qas filthy and the toilet was filled with stagnant dirty water, seat covered in poo... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1650154220 | 1652115333 | t3_u5atro | t5_2to41 | 42 | dex941981: TIFU trying to adopt free yorkie puppies and getting scammed
Okay so this actually happened YEARS ago when I was about 19/20 so it’s not really a TIFU but a THAT DAY i fucked up. I still look back at it and cringe and how STUPID I was at the time .
So my bf and I had just moved into a new place and of cour... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1650156215 | 1650177805 | t3_u5bfr4 | t5_2to41 | 16,213 | [deleted]: TIFU by naming my girlfriend’s breasts.
So I’m in a very new relationship with a girl I met in online dating. It’s going incredibly well and we’ve had multiple dates and have been intimate. Furthermore, only because it’s important to this story, I’m white and she’s mixed race. It’s my first time dating outsi... | 12 | 1,351.083333 | |
1650150714 | 1650208934 | t3_u59qby | t5_2to41 | 15 | 1LurkinGurkin: TIFU - by falling asleep on Easter Morning
My son (2m) had a really rough nights sleep (woke up more than 6 times), despite this we all got up at the but crack of dawn to find the eggs that the Easter Bunny had hidden for us.
In my exhaustion I fell asleep on the couch as my son and daughter (5f) were... | 3 | 5 | |
1650155971 | 1650164573 | t3_u5bczq | t5_2to41 | 13 | throwaway6152911: TIFU by letting the girl of my dreams go…
So yes, as the title reads, I fucked up today. This is one of my greatest fuck ups of all time. Basically, this girl and I were seeing each other for about a year, we’d fight every now and again but we were working on it. What I never really realized until she... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1650156656 | 1650177828 | t3_u5bkm7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by listening to Playboy Carti in front of my very religious mom.
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DecimusMNK: Definitely not a musical choice I would have made based on the audience. Just my take on this, but it seems like you were looking for conflict, or are an idiot.
sn95mustangguy45: I forgot how many cuss words there we... | 7 | 1 | |
1650159115 | 1650294945 | t3_u5cbcf | t5_2to41 | 178 | bunny-lynn: TIFU by feeding my cat food that guests brought
so basically, i really love my cat and she’s been with us for roughly 14 years or so. whenever i’m having a meal i tend to give her pieces of the stuff i like so she can also enjoy it.
last evening we had a (mostly) family gathering that also included some f... | 12 | 14.833333 | |
1650161348 | 1650219395 | t3_u5cyxj | t5_2to41 | 5,059 | temujin94: TIFU by being carjacked by a Nobel Peace Prize winner
Obligatory that this did not happen today but about 5 years ago.
I was driving through my city centre and stopped at a set of traffic lights. While I was absent mindedly waiting for the lights to turn green I heard the door directly behind me open and so... | 14 | 361.357143 | |
1650163207 | 1650176943 | t3_u5did8 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting hurt my second day at work
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pikinusrnmsfukinsuks: why the disclaimer? You state the same exact thing the very next sentence. It’s not a disclaimer.
stressedzombie: I see people state at the beginning of these saying when it happened since it’s “Today” I F’ed Up but a lot of them are... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1650159358 | 1650205178 | t3_u5cdxj | t5_2to41 | 24 | Ermmahhhgerrrd: TIFU by thinking I was drowning
TIFU, it's been over 30 years ago since this happened, but I was reminded of it today.
Please note: I can't swim. I do not float, and I am scared, truly terrified of deep water. It makes me a bit nervous in a deep bathtub. Everyone's tried to teach me. I end up... | 3 | 8 | |
1650166285 | 1650207717 | t3_u5edxk | t5_2to41 | 12 | ohgodohnocryingrn: tifu by using a toilet
tifu by using the toilet
sorry about the grammar i’m panicking too much to care. right now i am a guest at someones house. a few hours ago nature called to me and i took a shit, not a big one but apparently it was enough to clog the toilet. sadly the owner of the bathroom didn... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1650167298 | 1650206635 | t3_u5eocl | t5_2to41 | 24 | King_Succ: TIFU by getting scammed on Craigslist
This story actually started yesterday and finished today
So my ex girlfriend and I are going through a pretty messy breakup, and as a result i am moving out of the place we lived in. Currently I’m staying with a friend but I’m 27 and feel like a bum crashing on a buddie... | 4 | 6 | |
1650168808 | 1650169714 | t3_u5f3kg | t5_2to41 | 18 | XoKayy0: TIFU by telling my cousin that I do mma
So I'm a 14f and I train/compete in mma. I was hanging out with a cousin of mine a few days ago, this was the first time I saw him in awhile. We were talking about everything we're doing and I mentioned to him that I am doing mma. When I told him this he was super enthus... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1650176035 | 1650179582 | t3_u5gwtp | t5_2to41 | 17 | coffeepodstan: TIFU by getting an upset stomach in the middle of my drug test.
Okay so this happened a few months ago but honestly still haunts me. So I work at a hospital handling body fluids for testing. I had a small work incident and had to go to the ER to be treated. Well at my place of employment you must to hav... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1650175837 | 1650207746 | t3_u5gv7y | t5_2to41 | 110 | [deleted]: TIFU by insisting that being engaged is what I consider commitment and ruining my Easter weekend with my family
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pkkmm: I’m stuck on the fact that he doesn’t want to work in your state due to lack of qualified immunity. What a terrible reason to not live where your partner lives.
kellylc: I'm not fr... | 4 | 27.5 | |
1650127790 | 1650177555 | t3_u51vc5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Lanithro: TIFU by Falling hard on a school camp trip of my son.
So this happened back in September. When I went with my son's school camp trip to support the teacher with stuff that he couldn't arrange like cooking and the chores roster etc. There were several parents with me.
So I have been walking around with a hern... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1650175846 | 1650320364 | t3_u5gval | t5_2to41 | 15 | UrameshiYuusuke: TIFU for almost killing my niece with a kunai
This happened when I was 14
So I am a Naruto fan and I have seen all the episodes. One day, I went to this little Chinese mall near my house and bought a replica of the Fourth Hokage's Kunai (knife used by ninjas) to remind myself of the series. It was ac... | 3 | 5 | |
1650177640 | 1650189910 | t3_u5h9xr | t5_2to41 | 81 | [deleted]: TIFU by teaching my cat to be fat.
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theoldgreenwalrus: Just give him more pets and a normal amount of food lol
PhilosopherOfficer: I pet him any chance I get, he just decided to take advantage of my routine.
>normal amount of food
That's his dietary plan, so far he's not happy. We had a bowl w... | 4 | 20.25 | |
1650178893 | 1650207419 | t3_u5hk41 | t5_2to41 | 32 | W4naKmsThisDidntHelp: TIFU by keeping bullet casings
To start off, I'm 14 and generally known as the "quiet kid" at my school. I have friends and all that, but I'm still pretty shy and wear a hoodie basically every day. This leads to the occasional school shooter joke.
Anyways. A couple of years ago I went to a polic... | 4 | 8 | |
1650197470 | 1650199140 | t3_u5ls6y | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk for the first time and texting my ex
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badkattitude625: Oh man. I remember waking up the next day to shit like this. Condolences my dude. Hope you’re ok
amcco1: All good, slightly embarrassed, but I dont think any serious damage has been done haha
| 3 | 1 | |
1650199019 | 1650202279 | t3_u5m6p0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my wife sleep through Easter egg hunting
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CMDeluxe: This really sounds like you want everyone to tell you it's not your fault
Obskure22: It’s my fault. I know it is. I was working off a dumb assumption and made a huge mistake
Good_nuff: No. A huge mistake is forgetting your kid at th... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1650199020 | 1650200177 | t3_u5m6pa | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by fighting in the Ukrainian International Legion
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Bblock4: Please provide proof, of any kind.
imjustbrowsing123: OP will probably just forge the proof in Microsoft Paint.
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1650200946 | 1650207735 | t3_u5mq55 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Da_Clinton: Tifu with not asking for protection for my first time NSFW
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Sweet-Interview5620: Why was it only on you to bring protection sounds like he didn’t want to use any if he could get away with it. This was a long waited and planned trip most would have made sure they had something incase you refused wit... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1650202533 | 1650205704 | t3_u5n6vt | t5_2to41 | 34 | SPOSKNT: TIFU by poking a stick into a hornet's nest
This didn't happen today but around 10 years ago when I was 8 or 9. At the time our house backed onto a thicket that surrounded a couple of unmaintained fields filled with meter high grass. Each field had a path stomped into the ground around the perimeter where peop... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1650205444 | 1650267557 | t3_u5o2rn | t5_2to41 | 16,196 | xXJuddyXx: Tifu having fun Easter morning
So the fuck up happened just 30 mins ago.
It's Easter Sunday and my gf stayed over. So much like how Jesus rose on easter, I did too this morning for a little fun time. I used a condom and we had our fun. Then I went to throw the used condom on my night stand before throwing i... | 11 | 1,472.363636 | |
1650206963 | 1650261834 | t3_u5okl0 | t5_2to41 | 617 | jahky_j: TIFU by eating a 6-year old burger
I know this sounds crazy but hear me out. I have an older brother who lives a few hours away and comes down sometimes for holidays. He's always been the experimental type, like as a kid he would bury paper or leave dirty sponges out in our backyard and come back and check on ... | 8 | 77.125 | |
1650207948 | 1650240183 | t3_u5owkp | t5_2to41 | 3,905 | Purple-Try8602: TIFU told my client and her husband that I clean house for that sometimes a good handjob is the only way.
I clean houses for a living. No need to feel bad for me is actually very profitable I work short hours and make great money. Anywhoo yesterday I had a client request that instead of doing the usual ... | 9 | 433.888889 | |
1650176178 | 1650210247 | t3_u5gxz0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | w4king_de4th: TIFU by forgetting my phone was on the roof of my car...
I use hand controls to drive (weird neurological issue making my feet stupid). My daughter (15) removes them when she's practice driving. She needed to be at school for a band trip but hadn't reinstalled the controls. Apparently I set my phone on th... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1650210734 | 1650220443 | t3_u5pual | t5_2to41 | 95 | Spike-Tail-Turtle: Tifu by giving the entire family the runs on Easter
So my family doesn't eat a ton candy but we were traveling for Easter and Easter is a candy holiday so we made an exception. The whole family loves chocolate covered raisins. For this story the family is me, my husband, my 2 kids, one nice and 8 in-... | 3 | 31.666667 | |
1650211689 | 1650217053 | t3_u5q6j0 | t5_2to41 | 49 | Jaydee796839: TIFU by not understanding basic biology
Allright gang,
this story just popped its way into my head and I cringed hard enough to figure y'all might like this too. FU was about 8 years ago. I was a young, impressionable student in a medium sized lutheran High School. (Essentially a bunch of conservative... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1650212655 | 1650215914 | t3_u5qi8i | t5_2to41 | 28 | akayone00111: TIFU by scratching my balls
So I was sitting there chilling eating raw mangoes with chilli-powder and salt \[common in India and délicieux\], watching youtube when suddenly there is a power cut and the ac switches off. 10 minutes or so pass and my room having huge glass windows starts feeling uncomfy in t... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1650213593 | 1650219768 | t3_u5qtjm | t5_2to41 | 8 | Kovid1017: TIFU by swearing in front of my mom
This happened 5 minutes ago, but I just realized.
Basically, I am in a meeting with some people. My mom walked in, and I had a mini conversation with her. I did not realize my mic was on. When I realized it, I was embarrassed and turned it off. I remembered all the zoom f... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1650215880 | 1650216847 | t3_u5rlvj | t5_2to41 | 127 | ValKilmersTherapy: Tifu by getting some Easter booty
So, about an hour ago my parter and I are getting down to business. Things are hot and heavy and I can barely hang around much longer. She was on top doing her thing when I slipped out, my hand was on her booty and my member came shooting up, right into my hand.
Ow,... | 4 | 31.75 | |
1650218427 | 1650225999 | t3_u5she6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing the love of my life
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pkkmm: See a therapist. You’re obsessing and I think putting this woman on a pedestal. Work to stop fixating on her. Easier said than done I know and that’s why I suggested therapy.
jadwell93: I read a book that mentioned this exact type of thing after people brea... | 4 | 2.75 |
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