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1411858247 | 1411858508 | t3_2hnibl | t5_2to41 | 0 | JODYHiGHROLLERRiFF: TIFU: by letting my best friend try a substance 100000x stronger than anything he'd ever handled
Okay, so me and my friend (let's call him Pedro) like to smoke weed in our spare time... No harm, just a few joints to chill the fuck out for a few hours.
So anyway, I cut off work early today as its a S... | 3 | 0 | |
1411840785 | 1411881169 | t3_2hmr2w | t5_2to41 | 80 | thescartographer: TIFU By getting stuck on a rooftop downtown for an hour
Today, I fucked up so bad. This happened at about 1 am this morning. For some quick background, I live about fifteen minutes out of the downtown area, right on the edges of the suburbs. So anyway, I'm laying down after a pretty hectic night (m... | 3 | 26.666667 | |
1411847141 | 1411864100 | t3_2hn1ba | t5_2to41 | 7 | tifuthrowaway125: TIFU by copy pasting my Craigslist "casual encounters" reply to my little brother
So I was talking to my little brother over Facebook and simultaneously trying my hand at hooking up via Craigslist.
I had come up with a copypasta to use to reply to ads and I had forgotten it was still sitting on my c... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1411857593 | 1411877467 | t3_2hnhdk | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking at the wrong moment
This literally just happened, I can still taste it.
So I've been feeling under the weather this evening, probably because I've been rocking a t shirt all week in shitty weather which has caught up with my and led to my arc de triomphe of fuck ups.
I decided to call it an... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1411860675 | 1411957978 | t3_2hnltp | t5_2to41 | 2 | ABomblessArab: TIFU by walking to my desk.
Ok so this actually happened to me in the 7th grade, I am now a Senior.
Before I get in to this story I need to give you guys some details about the layout of this classroom. It is like most classrooms in that it has multiple rows of single student desks. But for whatever rea... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411863107 | 1411880675 | t3_2hnp6u | t5_2to41 | 3 | biglettuce: TIFU by letting a dog shit all over me (NSFW)
This story is kinda long, but worth it cause I get pooped on.
So this actually happened a couple years ago on St. Patrick's Day.
Anyways me and some friends went down to our one friends form house. She went to a small school in a withhold town. The house was a... | 3 | 1 | |
1411864834 | 1411906339 | t3_2hnrke | t5_2to41 | 15 | PaulTheGuy: TIFU by joking about killing myself
I should say that the actual fuck up happened yesterday but I just realized it today.
I went camping with my family this weekend and found out that one of my friends is camping at the same place as me. Her, her sister, and I were playing pool last night and I lightheart... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1411867245 | 1411887832 | t3_2hnuux | t5_2to41 | 69 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing when to just shut the hell up
I was at a soccer game today with my friend. We both have a mutual friend and we noticed her older sister watching another game and holding a baby so we walked over to say hello. The conversation went as follows:
Me: Hey, long time no see. How have you b... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1411867555 | 1411870709 | t3_2hnvan | t5_2to41 | 16 | amulyab: TIFU by letting my friend get it with my crush
So there's this Bosnian/Croatian chick at my school who just moved here this year. First time I saw her, it was like attraction at first sight (haha not love) and like she's pretty decently hot. Let's just call her Sally for now.
So anyways I'm on the pursuit bu... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1411873732 | 1412144340 | t3_2ho3j5 | t5_2to41 | 116 | [deleted]: TIFU by FaceTiming my crush in my boxers
Basically I've been really good friends with this girl for about 3 years.
She recently moved 6 hours away for college and out of nowhere I have begun to develop feelings for her.
Since I missed her terribly I decided it would be a good idea to ask her to FaceTime me... | 4 | 29 | |
1411873514 | 1411875091 | t3_2ho395 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Vesper_Martini: TIFU by jumping off of playground equipment
So i had taken my little 4 year-old sister to a playground with my best friend. I had a sudden moment where all of a sudden i wanted to experience all of the things i had as a kid. So i am running and jumping and playing with all of the playground equipment wi... | 3 | 4 | |
1411875269 | 1411931147 | t3_2ho5j4 | t5_2to41 | 432 | A-flat-minor: TIFU by telling an entire audience they needed Jesus
This happened two days ago.
My university just finished performing the Broadway version of Sweeney Todd. I was Toby in our production. I had just finished a scene where I see a dead body and freak the hell out and run off stage. Instead of the audience... | 5 | 86.4 | |
1411875539 | 1411878564 | t3_2ho5v1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my 3 year old nephew my phone to mess with.
TbhIsuck: Go to app store > Updates > previous downloads or something
yw.
BananapeelJack: It's not available on App Store so I don't think that will work.
TbhIsuck: Updates//Purchased//Not on this phone :)
same thing happened to me
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1411877224 | 1411926409 | t3_2ho7zu | t5_2to41 | 10 | Docxm: TIFU by leaving the show during intermission...
Was watching "Wicked" on Broadway, my favorite fucking musical ever, after a full day of walking around Manhattan.... And I left the theater at intermission thinking the show was over, partly because I was dead tired from walking the whole day, and partly because I... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1411880703 | 1411883068 | t3_2hoc39 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting some guy into my friends house.
So this happened last night. After spending the day getting outrageously drunk with some friends, I decide to go back to my mates house to crash on the couch (4 of my friends have moved in together, and their house has become a bit of a party house where people... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1411884537 | 1411944048 | t3_2hog27 | t5_2to41 | 54 | motoboy1: TIFU by letting my dad ride my new motorcycle.
Well this actually happened yesterday but close enough right?
I got my motorcycle exactly a week before this event, whilst enduring many safety lectures from my father and how to be careful and what not. Fast-forward a week and there I am happily riding my new b... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1411890178 | 1411941194 | t3_2hokzr | t5_2to41 | 6 | OmnipotentSir: Tifu by being a scumbag years ago in highschool
I understand that this is the wrong place for this but I don't know where else to put it so fuck it.
When I was 16 I looked rather old, I had a full beard for a while and I was 6'2" at 280lbs, to be clear: not much was fat.
Anyways, I worked at a local c... | 8 | 0.75 | |
1411886533 | 1411919473 | t3_2hohxj | t5_2to41 | 49 | NicoKnee: TIFU by burning a customer
I work at a small bakery. Today was kind of a crazy day. One of my coworkers was sick and the other was on the phone taking verbal abuse from a customer when this all happened. I was pretty much running the show. We had a rush but it was finally ebbing. The last customer in the line... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1411892877 | 1412910885 | t3_2homzu | t5_2to41 | 97 | Idontsmokeweediswear: TIFU By telling my homecoming date I didn't have a good time with her
So I asked a girl to homecoming. Good for me, confidence and everything. So I go the group planned, we got everything together, and all was ok. So now my brain starts goofing up. I'm pretty sure she has a crush on one of my frie... | 6 | 16.166667 | |
1411883526 | 1411910039 | t3_2hof1q | t5_2to41 | 14 | Anonymous_tac0: TIFU by trying to be funny
A little back story... My good friend Chris is taking a girl he's into, Daisy, to homecoming. He bought the tickets, suit and everything but he still needed to ask his parents if he could go, borrow their car, etc. He procrastinates and waits till last second.
So homecoming ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1411901892 | 1411946689 | t3_2hotl4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | i_dgas: TIFU By missing the signal to hookup with a pair of gorgeous girls.
This is about friday but I haven't slept since and it isn't tomorrow until after I have slept so I'm posting this anyway.
Friday was going as usual until my dad called that he was going to the ER. I wasn't busy so I went to see what was up. On... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1411905580 | 1411953634 | t3_2howjn | t5_2to41 | 97 | I_am_bald: TIFU by being drunk
Last night i got really drunk. While going home, on my bike, i drove past a few cops who were checking drivers for alcohol. Me being really drunk and wondering how much alcohol there would be in my blood asked if i could also blow in the machine. Little did i know that the cop i asked had... | 6 | 16.166667 | |
1411910444 | 1411915753 | t3_2hp1ae | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by acting The Smart Person's Guide to being an Idiot with Women
Today, and for about the last week, Ive fucked up by doing this:
Met a girl. Chatted to girl for a day at her workplace. Chatted to girl throughout the week on and off. Established email communication. Started to feel nervous about chattin... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1411909817 | 1411915481 | t3_2hp0mt | t5_2to41 | 13 | wildmetacirclejerk: TIFU accidentally sending a friend request to my friend from childhood's older sister who i had/have a ridiculous crush over 15 years later
I just wanted to look at her photos and pine, instead i clicked add. stupid hands
flowerbright: Actually that doesn't look so weird. Just make sure you friend o... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1411910913 | 1411914027 | t3_2hp1tj | t5_2to41 | 10 | Jswiizle: TIFU by drinking on a limo before HOCO
I was planning on sneaking a little bit of booze into HOCO, and had it crotched. The girl who arranged the limo and everything wanted some on the limo, so I poured it up. She changed her mind, and I ended up downing what I poured. We get there, everything is fine I am th... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1411911235 | 1411950900 | t3_2hp27a | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking a cigar
So this weekend my parents are out of town. It was late tonight and I had just gotten home around 11:30pm. My neighbor calls me and says that he bought us some cigars to smoke seince his parents were away with mine and we had no adult supervision to stop us. So I go over and light one... | 3 | 1 | |
1411929930 | 1411937247 | t3_2hpu4t | t5_2to41 | 18 | LavenderTownJpeg: TIFU by trusting an online flower delivery service.
My girlfriend and I just recently broke up because of the distance between us. I still love her and have full intention of getting back together with her as soon as we're in the same place. Her birthday is in October, and so I decided that I'd surpri... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1411915567 | 1411954239 | t3_2hp7g6 | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by basically pepper spraying myself while driving to work.
My girlfriend picked up some trinidad scorpion peppers at the flea market yesterday. I made a tortilla pizza this morning for us to take to work- except that halfway through my commute I decided to eat them right then and there.
Long story shor... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1411927884 | 1411935342 | t3_2hpqpn | t5_2to41 | -13 | [deleted]: TIFU by helping a drunk driver (who turned out to be a cop.)
Long story short. I go outside at about 2AM and there's a car parked crooked, kind of half in the street and half on the sidewalk, and blocking my neighbor's driveway. Lights on, engine running. Figured it was your typical drug dealer or guido or w... | 3 | -4.333333 | |
1411930295 | 1411937796 | t3_2hpurk | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU By getting ultra drunk last night and somehow managing to turn my shit situatiom around.
I am currently sitting on a plane heading to California. However, this is NOT the flight I had booked weeks ago. How I got here is still baffling to me. It is a bit long winded, but the details I find fun and imp... | 3 | 10 | |
1411933204 | 1411963137 | t3_2hpzsy | t5_2to41 | 3 | Shipped_: TIFU by destroying my shower
Some pertinent info first: I live in Arizona. The central air-conditioning in my building is out, so I have a small, indoor unit hooked up in my bedroom so I can sleep. The rest of my apartment is hot as balls.
The day before yesterday I had some barbecue for dinner for the first... | 3 | 1 | |
1411943354 | 1411944145 | t3_2hqgwr | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to play American Football
Alright , I'm a female in high school and I was thinking about joining football considering our female kicker is leaving this year (no we do not have power puff (football for girls)) I was really thinking about the idea and getting wonderful support from my fellow fri... | 4 | 1 | |
1411933277 | 1412791039 | t3_2hpzwt | t5_2to41 | 10 | TexasHeeler: TIFU by accidentally using a bidet.
Back in high school, I was at a Korean friends house(nationality relevant) with a few of my buddies playing video games and smoking a bowl or two. After an hour or so, I begin to feel my belly start to rumble so I got up to use the restroom. The hallway bathroom was eith... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1411888267 | 1411958115 | t3_2hojga | t5_2to41 | 2 | Kumsquats: TIFU using an acne needle
5 minutes ago, I finished up my bath and proceeded to pick at my face as usual. I know it's bad to pick at acne but I have a few stubborn blackheads that won't ever come out without some 'help'. Plus anyone knows it's ridiculously satisfying to pop pimples.
So I'm sitting in front ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411949825 | 1411951439 | t3_2hqr7u | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by making chili
using ghost peppers and then taking a piss. I've been in the shower for the past 30 minutes holding the shower head on my balls.
Lucid003: Am I the only guy that doesn't touch his junk when he pees?
alorand: How can you pee like [this](http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o220/ForceFedZ32/... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411870105 | 1411953829 | t3_2hnyqt | t5_2to41 | 6 | V_WhatTheThunderSaid: TIFU by getting whiskey in my eyes
So, I was having a drink with friends at my place, and not wanting to get too hammered, I opted to have some iced tea between rounds of Jamesons. So I had two glasses of cold iced tea. I didn't want to dirty a new glass, so I reused my whiskey glass, like you do.... | 3 | 2 | |
1411915452 | 1411958703 | t3_2hp7ar | t5_2to41 | 2 | TheUltimateLemon: TIFU by bringing chocolate into a store.
So this happened maybe 2 or 3 months ago. I just remembered it now lol.
My friend was out in another country while I was at home, for the holiday. She asked me if I wanted anything and I told her I wanted a Hershey Bar. (It was rather rare in my country.) So s... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412120671 | 1412133089 | t3_2hxvao | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU By Popping My Testicle Pimple
Happened a few minutes ago... Still in ball pain...
So I was doing some french homework, and I was basically procrastinating from my science project that is due Thursday (not even started yet, assigned a week ago). My language arts essay and vocab essay due Friday (both a... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1412122232 | 1412122478 | t3_2hxy3a | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sooooo much sex omfg like so much then i came ;)))) :DDD
Today I went to burger king and got myself a big mac and some curly fries, then I ate it and I realized I was thirsty so I got a drink, but then this is where the fuck up happened..
All of a sudden I was having sex with everyone in sig... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1412121198 | 1412166500 | t3_2hxw8y | t5_2to41 | 26 | SebbyGotGame: TIFU by making a whole bus/coach think I'm a pervert and ruining my chances with this pretty hot girl.
Okay so Reddit this fuck up happened literally 15 minutes ago on the bus that I am currently still on.
So first some backstory: I just spent a month in Berlin doing a German A1.2 language course (p... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1412122472 | 1412248266 | t3_2hxyi6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | fletchmanjr1: Tifu by yelling hide your weed while at My local taxstart
lilhig: So saying hide your weed is racist? Your fucking stupid.
fletchmanjr1: *You're fucking stupid
lilhig: You got me!
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1412121264 | 1412178251 | t3_2hxwd0 | t5_2to41 | 107 | Aztec_7: TIFU by almost killing myself with cough syrup
Unlike most TIFU's, this did happen today. About 8 hours ago. It's bit of a long story, but I promise you, it is worth it.
It all started last night, when I started to feel the beginnings of a cold coming on. Naturally, I did what every 17-year-old student would ... | 6 | 17.833333 | |
1412122019 | 1412191265 | t3_2hxxoe | t5_2to41 | 525 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to sell a TV and ended up playing a porn video on the TV at max volume
Going to make a throwaway account for this one as I am still pretty embarrassed about the whole situation... So, first of all let me set the scene a little bit. This fudge up happened about 10months ago and I still cringe e... | 9 | 58.333333 | |
1412118407 | 1412344071 | t3_2hxre7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | lochaodhan: TIFU by mentioning that there was a shaky wall to a "responsible" human...
So today in school after P.E. I was getting changed. I leaned against a wall to take off one of my shoes and the wall shook slightly. Some guy who is in my class noticed it as well because of the way i jumped back. This guy then proc... | 3 | 2 | |
1412123705 | 1412138533 | t3_2hy0p1 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Jackko70: TIFU by living with my ex.
Fuck me...where do I start?
2011 I started going out with a a girl who I'd been good friends with for a year. She went to uni a few months after we started dating and we held a long distance relationship for 2 years.
The 3rd year I moved in with her and a few other close friends... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1412124173 | 1412276385 | t3_2hy1k5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Balerinom: Tifu by mocking the "fragile iPhones" and dropped my HTC One...
I have never been, and never will be a fan of apple devices. I'm constantly exposed to stories from friends, family etc of their iPhone screens cracking from being dropped out of pockets etc. I own an HTC One X+ and have had it since January of ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1412126332 | 1412136190 | t3_2hy5c6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Clever__Girl: TIFU by spilling hot coffee on my dogs dick.
Had coffee in my hand, and my dog rolled over at my feet begging for belly rubs. Couldn't resist the invitation cause he is so cute, but I lost grip on my mug and a decent amount of coffee splashed out and right onto his weiner. LUCKILY I put lots of creamer in... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1412131018 | 1412140513 | t3_2hy4kf | t5_2to41 | 3 | FeetOnYourCouch: >16 beers and 10 shots
Open beer, take sip, place beer on random surface, open new beer, repeat (x16)
FTFY
buffalo_Fart: had to be the case an full pint of alcohol and some bowls would make him bruce lee if he fucking managed a night like this without ending up in his own piss and puke or in ... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1412127516 | 1412187013 | t3_2hy7eg | t5_2to41 | 11 | Augurist_TO: TIFU by dropping a can of chipotles in adobo sauce
I had an open can of chipotle chiles in adobo sauce in my hands. I tried to put it on the table, but I missed the mark and the can went tumbling onto the floor. The adobo sauce exploded, and shot into both of my eyes. Extreme burning commenced, and I ran t... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1412105065 | 1412132940 | t3_2hx25c | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU.. 3 wonderful stories from my childhood..
Hello, TIFU redditors. Love lurking on this sub, first time poster here, yada yada. Anyways, today one of the stories here reminded me of some childhood fuck ups of mine I'd like to post for your enjoyment.
As with most of these stories, this of course happene... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1412128605 | 1412148215 | t3_2hy99y | t5_2to41 | 12 | Thatoneguy_45: TIFU by getting caught masturbating by the police (Slightly NSFW)
So this actually happened this summer, but it is one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. Here we go:
This summer I attended a summer camp at a college for writing. Throughout the camp, certain campers would sneak out the window o... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1412130258 | 1412424470 | t3_2hyc1p | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost causing my parents to divorce
This fuck up happened a few years ago when I was around 16-17. I don't know if it's relevant but I'm a girl.
My dad used to drive me to my (now ex) boyfriends house every Friday after school and pick me up on Sunday afternoon. So this weekend went as normal, we... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1412130440 | 1412260751 | t3_2hyccp | t5_2to41 | 11 | Masterblaste: TIFU by letting a friend unlock the back door...
So prefacing this by saying this happened a year ago.
Scene:
I lived in an apartment complex with multiple buildings fairly close to each other with both a front and back door. I had two roommates and we had an "open couch policy". This means if we have a ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1412130806 | 1412148148 | t3_2hycy6 | t5_2to41 | -14 | paradimeshiftt: TIFU by getting my first blow job.
So this all happened a few years back when i was in grade 10. I was on my way walking to this party a friend of mine invited me to, and on my way this drunk chick leaving comes up to me, jams her hands down my pants and makes out with me. All im thinking is holy shit t... | 7 | -2 | |
1412126190 | 1412134168 | t3_2hy52n | t5_2to41 | 14 | AsianMonstrosity: TIFU by jumping from the second floor to the first floor of the school.
Now to start this off, the school I'm in doesn't really have stairs, it's pretty much one floor, but there is a second floor where my 1st period is and the normal way to get down is to use the elevator, since there are barely any ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1412131237 | 1412186748 | t3_2hydmy | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking my brand new laptop...NSFW
I've had a rough couple of months trying to find a new, less shitty job so I can finally afford move out of my parents' house. Been stuck here since graduating from college last year, have had to start paying back student loans, was diagnosed as bipolar, yadda yadd... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1412134091 | 1412223215 | t3_2hyi8o | t5_2to41 | 8 | phrresehelp: [Tifu] I said "I love you" by mistake to an office mate without realizing it....here is the punch line...she apparently has an office crush on me.
Forgot to add the "I love you" was a telephonic convo...not face to face.
Me = male
She = female
Have to add more info apparently...well I am married and I a... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1412133536 | 1412230014 | t3_2hyhcp | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by not thinking with my big head
TIFU by meeting this girl about four months ago. We're both in high school and the same age, but she's a grade ahead of me. We met at work over the summer and really hit it off. We were texting everyday all day for a while there. It sounds good, but here's where I fucked... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1412135378 | 1412193247 | t3_2hyk4l | t5_2to41 | 55 | cantcatchathrowaway: TIFU by cooking while drunk
It was recent but not today, I ambled home in a drunken stupor after a bonfire. All I could think about was the frozen pizza that would be mine...
Fast forward to oven preheated and T-26 mins to delicious, I got somewhat impatient, yes I waited for the preheat on my ov... | 5 | 11 | |
1412135917 | 1412185441 | t3_2hykvx | t5_2to41 | 1 | FAP-FOR-BRAINS: TIFU by taking pictures of me fucking a stuffed sheep
like all good TIFUs, this happened in 1995.
My then GF had bought a fancy new camera. While she was at work, I was playing around with it and also drinking heavily, as was my custom. She had this thing for sheep...pictures, stuffed toys, etc. I alway... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1412138912 | 1412140894 | t3_2hyp5g | t5_2to41 | 20 | deltachromethrice: TIFU by throwing up in the public bus.
Yesterday was one of the worst days in my life. I woke up really sick; it was all I could do to get up and get ready for class. I knew I had to go because we were having an Accounting test prep that day in. So, I make it through class and I feel so utterly terri... | 5 | 4 | |
1412139189 | 1412145931 | t3_2hyph4 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Nakakapagpabagabag: TIFU with my friends by getting into a shootout with a bunch of slum kids at a gas station
This actually happened several years ago when I was like twelve. I live in the Philippines, which most of you know as a random third world country with plenty of slums. Unlike a lot of other Filipinos, I happe... | 9 | 2 | |
1412140443 | 1412195426 | t3_2hyr41 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by jumping in the rain then masturbating
Like all TIFU's this didn't happen today but a few weeks ago. First let me tell you that i'm a 15 YO male who is sorta new to the masturbating thing and i'm not really good at covering my tracks. In my backyard i have a lot of trees that have their leaves fall on... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1412139706 | 1412170755 | t3_2hyq5q | t5_2to41 | 137 | YrocATX: TIFU laughing at my wife while pushing in labor.
Damn, that's a wall of words, sorry I'm not sorry.
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Yesterday, for the last 15 minutes of labor, I could not stop laughing at my wife screaming...
Prologue: My wife is easy going, level headed, and all around awesome. She's a professional meeting planner, v... | 6 | 22.833333 | |
1412142191 | 1412148687 | t3_2hyt9n | t5_2to41 | 19 | sons_of_mothers: TIFU by not cleaning my room
My room has been an absolute shithole since mid-July. I was going to clean it up this week, but never took the time to. I have tons of soda cans, empty chip bags, cups of ramen, etc. it's really messy.
Anyways, I have one cat, Lucy, who usually stays in my room. Well a fe... | 10 | 1.9 | |
1412144621 | 1412145984 | t3_2hyvxd | t5_2to41 | 1 | mythrowawayaccountgm: TIFU i lost my virginity while cheating
SURPRISE!!!! this happened today, (also this is a throwaway account if you couldnt tell by the name) so im dating a girl, lets call her hailie, and so weve dated a couple months,and well the only way to describe her is a bundle of sunshine.She is a really ha... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1412143850 | 1412149370 | t3_2hyv45 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying legal MJ for the first time (WA) and finding funny in a dark event.
*Be Warned*...I was ripped while writing this and ended up typing a lot by forgetting I should be playing video games instead of typing....sooooo if you're stoned you may want to look at pictures or videos because this goes on... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1412145535 | 1412170244 | t3_2hywvz | t5_2to41 | 265 | Thatdamnalex: tifu by throwing a dead spider in the toilet
So about an hour ago I was getting ready for bed and saw a good sized spider on the wall. Naturally I picked up something to swat it with and give it the ol left hook. The spider falls and I pick it up with a napkin, throw it in the toilet with said napkin, and... | 6 | 44.166667 | |
1412134515 | 1412191543 | t3_2hyivp | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU By Losing a $40 Paintbrush
So recently, I was able to get a new tablet by trading my older laptop to my parents in exchange for some money to get one for school, as my older laptop was heavy and a hassle to carry around.
I recently discovered the joys of touchscreens and found a few apps I could use t... | 3 | 3 | |
1412147963 | 1412283218 | t3_2hyzbb | t5_2to41 | 90 | tishstars: TIFU by causing an elementary school lunchtime riot
This TIFU happened way back when I was in elementary school.
To give some backstory: back in the 6th grade our school upgraded our Friday pizza's from that shitty plastic cheese substitute to a local pizzeria-- 1 slice per kid, but it was some damn good pi... | 5 | 18 | |
1412151718 | 1412190269 | t3_2hz2f6 | t5_2to41 | 7,121 | StayChilly: TIFU by freezing a coworker
Background: So I work as a Chef at a pretty popular restaurant in (city withheld).
Since September has begun we've been taking in a few students from local high schools to assist in the kitchen. It's nothing special really: washing the dishes, taking out garbage, preparing very... | 13 | 547.769231 | |
1412159253 | 1412165978 | t3_2hz8re | t5_2to41 | 54 | phroug2: TIFU by watching "The Godfather" and drinking a glass of water before going to bed.
TL/DR: Al Pacino came to me in a dream and ruined my mattress IRL.
Ok so let me preface this by stating that I am 31-year-old adult male, and before today, this particular problem has never come up before. I had no idea my s... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1412165126 | 1412180375 | t3_2hzerq | t5_2to41 | 23 | imasadpatheticcow: TIFU I hurt the love of my life while drunk and I'm killing myself with guilt.
OK so this happened on Sunday night. My SO (M28) (of almost a year and a half, and we live together etc) and I (F28) had had a long day having Sunday lunch at my dad's house (where a lot of wine flowed freely), and then af... | 11 | 2.090909 | |
1412165866 | 1412229022 | t3_2hzfna | t5_2to41 | -14 | PineSin: TIFU by looking at some booty
Today I fucked up when I was walking by the employment-office, I saw this chick walking inside, she had the prettiest face you can imagine, blue eyes, blond hair, nice tits, not fat. but her ass.. her ass was so large, it was ridicules, you could fit a small child in the volume th... | 5 | -2.8 | |
1412167694 | 1412171977 | t3_2hzhyp | t5_2to41 | 93 | [deleted]: TIFU by being safe and getting tested...
This happened earlier this week, but nonetheless, TIFU!.
So me and the GF have been saying for a few weeks that we would like her to go on the pill, since then sex feels more "relationship like" and because It takes me a while and we both burnout before I'm done. So ... | 10 | 9.3 | |
1412156809 | 1412202299 | t3_2hz6qg | t5_2to41 | 29 | stuckwiththisname: TIFU by ordering 30k worth of glass at work, that we didn't need.
This actually happened a few years ago, so bare with me.
I was working for a window and door manufacturer. I was the production planner. My job was to generate the orders for the required metal, glass, timber and accessories 7 working... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1412168570 | 1412211990 | t3_2hzj4c | t5_2to41 | 2 | nz1k: TIFU by borrowing my mothers car and crashing it
This fuck up just happened about two hours ago and I have just finished sorting out the details with my insurer and the owner of the other car. Before I begin my story I want to provide a little bit of information about myself- I am currently a 17 university studen... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412169304 | 1412179719 | t3_2hzk6j | t5_2to41 | 7 | TheGrillSgt: TIFU by having sex with my wife
I thought I was under appreciated for a long time, turns out I was just hooked on drugs and not paying any attention to my wife. I stepped out. And in the time where we were split up before she knew I stepped out she mentioned several times that we were still married and sti... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1412172534 | 1412585577 | t3_2hzp8q | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by jizzing in a paper towel
Quick back story. I am currently deployed to Kuwait. My four barracks roomies are all out of the room because I got off early.
I never get the room to myself so naturally I rub one out. Let me tell you it was quite the load. I jerked off into this bright blue tech wipe that... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1412172687 | 1412219887 | t3_2hzphj | t5_2to41 | 22 | BaconCider: TIFU by making cider
Not the most interesting but thought I'd share it anyways. This morning after eating breakfast I wanted something to drink, but there was no juice. I then remember that I have little packets of cider mix (because I'm too lazy to make it myself). And since it is starting to get cool here... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1412173007 | 1412260661 | t3_2hzpzc | t5_2to41 | 249 | janon330: TIFU by essentially copying a Reddit comment on what it is like living with ADHD for an outline in one of my classes.
So, I am in college and taking a Speech 101 class as part of my core in order to graduate. I have ADHD and am writing a "defining moment" speech. For me, it was learning to live with my ADHD... | 14 | 17.785714 | |
1412172898 | 1412174529 | t3_2hzptl | t5_2to41 | 4 | Doctorsl1m: TIFU by going to prom
This wasn't today, but a few months ago.
It was my junior prom, going with a freshmen in college with my a couple of my friends. Long story, but I never met this girl and she was smoking. I was awkward as fuck the whole night but that wasn't the worst of it.
We got to our school (ye... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412174163 | 1412185304 | t3_2hzrz5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | fallenxcomrade: TIFU by showing my dad my butt hole.
So unlike most of these, this actually happened today. Back story: I live at home. I got suspended from college so I'm working while I wait to go back. I picked up this nice habit while at school of sleeping naked (the dorms are so fucking hot) too. So this morning,... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412174902 | 1412178692 | t3_2hzta2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | parox91: TIFU by Speeding [Actually Real]
I've got a real fuck up for you guys.
For almost two weeks straight I rode my motorcycle (pre-gen ninja 250) to work riding the piss out of it everyday with the throttle wide open. I even managed to tailgate a noob GSXR out of the left lane whom's chain I saw (while going 70mp... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1412176136 | 1412187420 | t3_2hzve7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By texting the wrong message twice and denying myself sex. (Just Read)
So background story is that I've known this girl since elementary school and we have been friends since, not super close but good. Anyways, we are in college now and she was coming home to visit family over the weekend and my college... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412147314 | 1412228201 | t3_2hyyni | t5_2to41 | 7 | imacyber: TIFU by holding it too long
hockeytown555: You couldn't step off the porch into the yard?
imacyber: That would have been far too logical ahhaha
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1412177169 | 1412265553 | t3_2hzxb6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | predisposition1234: TIFU by changing my birthday
Today I fucked up...
Last year, I decided it would be a good idea to change my birthday on Facebook from October 2nd to October 1st. Apparently my logic dictated that "real" friends would actually ask me when my birthday is.
It's 7am and I have 50 notifications already... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1412173904 | 1412182673 | t3_2hzrig | t5_2to41 | 19 | roomnoxii: TIFU by leaving my entire camera system in the boot of my car
It was just broken into, and I lost several thousand dollars worth of equipment. I am driving a Honda City from '09, which had a history of having a weak boot locking mechanism. The only thing that was tampered with was the keyhole; there are no o... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1412179395 | 1412261149 | t3_2i01i8 | t5_2to41 | 611 | brennan135: Tifu by leaving my coffee cup at a construction site.
Long story short.. I was hanging out with my buddy at a construction site in the city today. Him and his team were about to pour concrete down for a garage.
I placed my coffee cup on the ground while I took a phone call. A few minutes later I come back... | 8 | 76.375 | |
1412180067 | 1412191788 | t3_2i02rm | t5_2to41 | 13 | mr_phat_booty: TIFU by referring to my hairdresser by the wrong pronoun
I went to get a haircut at my usual hairdresser, I usually ask to get it done by the owner because she consistently leaves me happy with the result. She wasn't in however, but her employees were. There's this one girl there who identifies and dress... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1412182559 | 1412188574 | t3_2i07hb | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding and keeping FIFA 15 on a bus
Okay so this isn't the usual 'i shit my pants' or 'my parents saw me have sex and i will be for ever in shame' post, but I still fucked up, and I still feel shame. But like many posts this did not happen today, it was 2 days ago.
So I got on a bus into town to go... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1412183092 | 1412200700 | t3_2i08k4 | t5_2to41 | 127 | Mr_Gentleman132: Tifu by spraying water on a kid taking a dump
Just a normal day in class, walking with my buddy around campus, let's call him Billy. Keep in mind, I have a pretty large water bottle with me, so we decide to do a quick stop in the bathroom, Billy goes over and washes hands and I blantantly squeeze the ... | 5 | 25.4 | |
1412184956 | 1412222188 | t3_2i0c8l | t5_2to41 | 326 | WifeBCrazy: TIFU by asking my dad why he has been depressed for so long.
Throw away account. (I don't remember all the details and don't wanna ask him again so I'll try to remember everything he told me). Details are Mom has always been an alcoholic all her life, dad would forgive her and we would ignore her when she... | 9 | 36.222222 | |
1412185262 | 1412207813 | t3_2i0cvg | t5_2to41 | 4 | holyshajit: TIFU by banging my boss
Throwaway because well y'know...
So this happened after I got a job at a local cafe, but I'm still feeling it's effects. Oy vey
So I started working at the newest location of this local business. Because it was so new, it was a mess, and we pretty frequently needed to call experien... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412185492 | 1412208353 | t3_2i0dcg | t5_2to41 | 52 | staticthreat: TIFU by falling asleep after putting food in the oven.
This happened 2 days ago and I still feel like a dumb ass.
I had just finished an all night bender playing games and chugging a Heineken mini keg, when my stomach began to grumble. "Time for some Munchies!", Woo Hoo!
I ran down to the kitchen m... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1412185616 | 1412187734 | t3_2i0dlq | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to listen to my lesbian neighbor have sex
Well I really can't blame anyone but myself here. This FU begins on sat at 2am in my dorm. My floor is all individual single rooms with every two rooms mirrored to each other. So basically this means my bed and my neighbor's bed are pressed up against ... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1412184145 | 1412189922 | t3_2i0amr | t5_2to41 | 87 | McBurger: TIFU by sending a client's home phone number to 4000+ of his contacts
Just got off the phone with a very unhappy client. I provide email marketing services to our customers. I built an email template for a customer, the President of his company, advertising new promotions for his business, and sent it to hi... | 6 | 14.5 | |
1412187611 | 1412188286 | t3_2i0hrt | t5_2to41 | 3 | NightmanFighterOfThe: TIFU by watching porn
Throwaway account btw. I'll skip straight to the point. I was browsing porn sites on my phone like I do in my spare time when one of the videos I tap on sends me to motherless. I always avoid this website because it never loads the video I tap on and I'm sure that website is ... | 3 | 1 | |
1412186699 | 1412199097 | t3_2i0ft2 | t5_2to41 | 287 | Krypson: TIFU by eating too much flax seed.
I am currently on a low carb diet plan.. Part of this is not eating any bread. There is one way around this however, You can make extremely low carb bread using flax seed meal.. I make the bread with the flaxseed and it is SOOO good... Finally some breadlike yum to go with my... | 7 | 41 | |
1412177348 | 1412198220 | t3_2hzxm1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Show_me_yours_first: TIFU by going to Subway
sw1ff: turkey and egg..... MADNESS
Show_me_yours_first: I don't eat pork so I got turkey instead of ham or bacon.
| 3 | 0.666667 |
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