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1650218128 | 1650231820 | t3_u5sdhq | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU By Watching Porn- and LYING ABOUT IT. and More. Relationship Dump.
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RichLowLife: Really. She shouldn’t spy on you by going through your browser history. This is still your private thing.
I guess she talked to a girlfriend of hers and she encouraged her in disrespecting you for that.
I don’t... | 3 | 7 | |
1650219389 | 1650268230 | t3_u5stcu | t5_2to41 | 65,005 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting family back into my life, unaware that I had won the lottery years prior
So backstory. I, (36M) am the youngest of 5 children (boy-girl-boy-girl-boy) and we grew up in absolute poverty. Mom loved having kids but she didn't work and dad didn't make enough to support everyone. Poor enough that ... | 18 | 3,611.388889 | |
1650216098 | 1650220553 | t3_u5rojt | t5_2to41 | 8 | nscapg: TIFU by making my sister think her new kitten was dead
This happened today, and I feel so bad, I'm seriously looking at gifts for her. So I live with my sister to help with the caregiver duty of my parents. She got two cats any 6 years ago that were "mousers" basically barn kittens who me how to hunt mice sh... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1650221164 | 1650258342 | t3_u5tep5 | t5_2to41 | 45 | whatsssthepointtt: TIFU By messaging a girl who thinks I'm stalking her here
Oh damn where do I start.
A few months ago I messaged a girl i used to talk on reddit before (we were in the same uni) when she put up a post on r4r then seeking friends on reddit. We had kinda mutually agreed to stop talking before but well... | 8 | 5.625 | |
1650221146 | 1650221872 | t3_u5tei6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by paying a girl for “premium snapchat”
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AdonisXVII: xvideos dude
DeathblowMateria: Lol fact
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1650222305 | 1650316892 | t3_u5tsoq | t5_2to41 | 363 | ElectricalVanilla569: TIFU by shaving my butt and scaring the ever living daylight out of my mom.
So I am a 17 year old male, and to say this bluntly, I have a lot of hair, I mean a lot. Especially around my nether regions. I mean so much hair that I could have an entire coat made out of it. So one day I was bored and... | 5 | 72.6 | |
1650222509 | 1650282343 | t3_u5tv5h | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by seeing my own gentials
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oldpricklybastard: Alot of men love arbys
DicmanCocktoasten: Can i unread this
oldpricklybastard: Don't think so. I can't un-think it
SlytherinSilence: Username checks out
oldpricklybastard: Many times yes that's true. Hence why I chose the name but in this case I rea... | 6 | 6.5 | |
1650222072 | 1650237800 | t3_u5tpvx | t5_2to41 | 47 | Too_Towne: TIFU by showing my partner how much I make
I'm (M 27) a poly individual and I've been seeing someone new for the past month or so now. We are practically inseparable and go everywhere together. I've had a blast with them and really like them both romantically and intimately. For the past five months they'... | 8 | 5.875 | |
1650222718 | 1650236608 | t3_u5txpe | t5_2to41 | 38 | el3venth: TIFU by sounding like a complete racist
I am a Caucasian South African, just started a new job for a Swiss company. South Africa has a really bad past with the Apartheid period, and still had that reputation. And since I am Afrikaans, that really puts me on the bad side of history. This all happened 30 years ... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1650224481 | 1650224741 | t3_u5uj5i | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: Tifu by accidentally flirting with my Lesbian friend
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Silveriovski: What is this shit
VideoGameHunter24: Just read the new one
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1650224704 | 1650235689 | t3_u5ulvc | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by accidentally flirting with my Lesbian friend
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Roadhause99: What is there to clear up ? You didn’t know that she has that kink. No one fucked up. What is there to panic? Am I missing something ?
VideoGameHunter24: Idk man I’m new to tifu, mb.
Roadhause99: You just overreacted mate.I’m sure am... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1650225837 | 1650226840 | t3_u5uzjk | t5_2to41 | 9 | Conscious_Kiwi: TIFU by potentially blue-balling myself for life
What you guys need to know before I recount the story of a man digging himself a pit straight into Tartarus is that I am a very competitive person. I don’t typically care about the consequences of victory, I just need it. I crave it. An apt quality for Ju... | 3 | 3 | |
1650226584 | 1650246836 | t3_u5v8g1 | t5_2to41 | 168 | MiMiMiHir335: TIFU by walking too close to my parents' bedroom at midnight
I think you can see where this is going to go.
Last night I was completing an assignment late at night. It was 2:30 am when i decided i needed some ice cream to keep me awake. As a 16 year old who is typically not allowed to eat ice cream so la... | 6 | 28 | |
1650227007 | 1650311015 | t3_u5vdhs | t5_2to41 | 53 | throwawaycuzashamed9: TIFU by sleeping with mold mite infested inears for weeks without realizing
So obviously this didnt happen today, it's been happening for weeks/months, but I realized my fuckup roughly a week ago. Also made a throwaway cuz this is not something I'm very proud of.
A bit of background, i love sleep... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1650228393 | 1650233546 | t3_u5vu2l | t5_2to41 | 28 | dahibhat: TIFU by unknowingly allowing a car dealer to run a hard pull on my credit report
It happened an hour ago, I still hate myself for this. I went to a car dealership to understand about their pricing for the car I wanted. The salesperson welcomed me and agreed to give all the information. She told me to fill a f... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1650228523 | 1650497414 | t3_u5vvp6 | t5_2to41 | 58 | jujamix: TIFU by accidentally lighting up a cigarette on a Zoom Job Interview.
I can't even process this, but basically I had a job interview for a remote IT position at a very large company, that I had anticipated for a while now.
The interview was on Zoom, it goes quite well for the first ten minutes, I get comforta... | 7 | 8.285714 | |
1650239477 | 1650304976 | t3_u5wmun | t5_2to41 | 1,003 | heartsoff1: +19
Celebrir: +20
LiterallyRogue_: +21
Dark-Heart-13: +22
kidwithcigar: +23
Invexh: +24
renens_reditor1020: +25
shit-piss-fuck: +26
arhammufti: +27
dixter_gordong: +28
Jlganas: +29
Dehdan: +30
business_cat277353: +31
papabutter21: +32
finding_anorak: +33
ActualDriver8: +34
C137MrPoopyButthole: +35
Slyvix: +... | 34 | 29.5 | |
1650230904 | 1650232040 | t3_u5woq0 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU By also letting my dog eat my used condom… twice
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JockBbcBoy: Let's look at the bright side: Your parents know you use protection *and* the dog survived. That's a double win.
HaydenScramble: It took many years for me to understand that, but you are right!!
JockBbcBoy: I mean, parents usually sp... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1650232069 | 1650232429 | t3_u5x2t1 | t5_2to41 | 72 | Cherrydingdong: TIFU by sending my professor a video named "you're such a dick"
Happened mere minutes ago and I am melting in my seat.
I have finals this week. And projects. A shit ton of them. I am stressed and burnt out. Doesn't explain the stupid but helps setting up my mental state.
So I was working on my fi... | 3 | 24 | |
1650237035 | 1650287563 | t3_u5yrrp | t5_2to41 | 2 | Raccoon890: TIFU by posting a hate status about my mom
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DarkAthena: Why TF would you post it online?
DarkAthena: You’re not horrible. Everyone needs to vent. It’s a matter of choosing the correct space in which to do so. Even if you make an online post private, the platform still sees it and adds it to the dat... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1650236724 | 1650291979 | t3_u5yo0h | t5_2to41 | 18 | RotoGruber: TIFU by giving in to my toddler
My 3 yo is potty trained, but has demands. They typically involve some youtube video about pottying with weird songs and fart noises. We aren't anti-screen hippies or anything, but we are trying to limit that. Mainly because a 2 min song will turn into 20 minutes and a tantru... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1650237096 | 1650332966 | t3_u5yshf | t5_2to41 | 114 | LeThrowEweh: TIFU by asking to go home early to “die on my own toilet” and then proceeding to almost do so.
Actual FU was last week but sub rules say poop is for weekends and I forgot to post last week. Speaking of which, content notice for a *lot* of poop and vomit! Also using throwaway because my boss is a redditor a... | 10 | 11.4 | |
1650238933 | 1650240252 | t3_u5zdo7 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Bris2500: TIFU by flushing ring down the toilet
This happened about 15 minutes ago.
For context, my gf got me a black band ring as an appreciation gift for helping her with organizing an event. I absolutely love this ring, I've been wearing it practically every day since she got it for me.
Well today, we were makin... | 3 | 5 | |
1650239779 | 1650242228 | t3_u5zneo | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by not telling my friend I was getting her phone calls
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rburger62: Way too long
Woodgrain_Gamer037: First post on Reddit so oops I guess, I’ll make it shorter if I get another story worth telling
UwU_Torochivo: Nah I think it’s fine, but the TL:DR should be more of a summary of what you typed a... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1650240866 | 1650246824 | t3_u6000s | t5_2to41 | 96 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading my bf’s journal
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Reddit-username_here: If he can't keep an erection unless he can put it in your butt, he may be gay.
Aggravating_Coyote49: Actually, he specified that it’s the thought that i dont want to do it with him in particular that makes him go soft
Reddit-username_here: I'd s... | 11 | 8.727273 | |
1650244471 | 1650246839 | t3_u615lf | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally coming out at work in the worst possible way
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Grammar-Notsee_: >play on the assort course
*assault
Soft_Silhouette: Fixed thank you!!
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1650246069 | 1650569757 | t3_u61o15 | t5_2to41 | 69 | voidtakenflight: TIFU by slapping my girlfriend in the face NSFW
Obligatory this didn't happen today, but about a month ago at this point. Posting it now because my girlfriend reminded me of it and suggested I post it here.
So I have been dating this girl for about four months now, and it's been absolutely amazing. I'... | 9 | 7.666667 | |
1650246763 | 1650253103 | t3_u61vkb | t5_2to41 | 13 | Sinyial: TIFU by misunderstanding a friend at a movie night.
Introduction is a bit long, the fuck up is in the middle, the ending is the outcome and there will be a TLDR at the end.
So. a little backstory. My friend (18F) and I (19M) have only been affiliated for around a week now. The first time we had met, was in th... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1650246387 | 1650382177 | t3_u61riy | t5_2to41 | 75 | Sunset--Lover: TIFU by locking the truck doors
After leaving my brother's house and going home, I locked the truck doors as I was getting out of the truck, but little did I know that my dad hadn't got the keys and his phone out of the truck yet, but when he went back to get them, it was too late, so that meant...
We w... | 6 | 12.5 | |
1650249534 | 1650250205 | t3_u62ql9 | t5_2to41 | 18 | TraphouseThaGod: TIFU Giving my 76 y.o grandmother her bday gift, in a HUSTLER bag
Obligatory, this happened yesterday
Okay so, just some background information.
Hustler is the infamous pornographic magazine, but it's also a streetwear clothing brand as well.
In my (23M) city, we have a adult store that is also ca... | 3 | 6 | |
1650249689 | 1650286304 | t3_u62sb2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU-My bones are starting to show
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Sagah121: This must be a really scary time for you! When you say exams i assume you mean youve seen a doctor?
It sounds like you might still be in too much of a caloric deficit and training too much. Your stomach may have shrunk so you get full without actually ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1650251317 | 1650252898 | t3_u63a9j | t5_2to41 | -2 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking my wife in the pussy
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SleepyCountess: Someone’s very very horny and has a lot of imagination
[deleted]: No. this happened, what are you talking about?
mrhonist: You write like a person who has never touched a woman but read a lot about it...
bfgvrstsfgbfhdsgf: You know how when you g... | 5 | -0.4 | |
1650252563 | 1650276996 | t3_u63nen | t5_2to41 | 6 | 2-berries-1-banana: TIFU by sleeping with my girlfriend and her twin sister in the same night.
TIFU by sleeping with my girlfriend and her twin sister in the same night. It’s really bad. Worst part of it all is that when I woke up the next day, their little sister walked in the room and said “oh I’m telling Jessica” wh... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1650255050 | 1650256491 | t3_u64dd0 | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a blind date
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Science205014: So she stopped being friends with you because of that? Sounds like she fucked up even more than you… I’m sorry to hear that
dilsinapickle: Haha that's fair, I should've declined the date though because I think deep down I knew nothing would come of it
Sc... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1650256777 | 1650476350 | t3_u64u8o | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU I shoved an entire tooth brush up my ass
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TerminallyBlonde: Dude.... butt stuff doesn't make anyone gay. What a shit thing to feel obligated to say.
Rogon_Usaryis: then what clasified one as gay? is it *only* when someones balls touches anothers?
TerminallyBlonde: I'm gonna go with when you're ... | 6 | 0.333333 | |
1650257151 | 1650257324 | t3_u64xuj | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by Watching my sister suck her bfs dick
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EffectLive97: Any tips on how I should handle this?
Buford1991: It’s human sexuality. In the words of Elsa, “Let it go…”
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1650257026 | 1650259293 | t3_u64wnd | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking the mail
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drownedbubble: I can see how this is a stressful situation but the mortgage is not in default because you missed picking up the letter.
Adult life is full of paperwork and bureaucracy.
LastTomato486: I understand this but it wouldn’t have been this bad if I had check... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1650258780 | 1650536663 | t3_u65dkp | t5_2to41 | 9 | Zestyclose-Court-265: TIFU by jumping in front of my crush
So essentially, we were having an exam. I had finished mine and my crush was doing hers inside. I ended up finishing mine and leaving, but I realized that I had left my pen inside the room. I went back there to get it, and there was a windowpane in which she co... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1650258664 | 1650320604 | t3_u65ci9 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by rushing to join frats at my school and getting zero bids
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SaxyOmega90125: >I wanted to join a frat at my college because people told me it was one of the best way to make strong friendships
Whoawhoawhoa, lemme just stop you right there. As someone who is a member of a fraternity, let me ... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1650260425 | 1650300664 | t3_u65sl6 | t5_2to41 | 45,316 | hmmmalittlestrange2: TIFU by letting my gf suck my dick in front of her brother (UPDATE)
OG post for reference: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u5wmun/tifu_by_letting_my_gf_suck_my_dick_in_front_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
So I’ve seen many people ask me for an update on this... | 10 | 4,531.6 | |
1650260413 | 1660999586 | t3_u65sgm | t5_2to41 | 44 | Adventurous-Roll-198: TIFU By Checking Snapmap
Posted this here in the hopes that people get a laugh out of my stupidity. Just recently graduated college. As people do, I would often go on Snapchat when I was bored to see everyone's stories. If there were no more stories to look at, I would just go to snapmap and just ... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1650261626 | 1650313721 | t3_u66357 | t5_2to41 | 5,290 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to my wife’s ex after she commented on his nudes on reddit
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Odd_Operation4745: Ya.. sorry bro.. woulda closed this loop before proposing to be honest.
I hope everything ends up working out
FriendsCallMeBatman: Yeah, highly likely more happened or still happening if she's still denyi... | 11 | 480.909091 | |
1650265776 | 1650266172 | t3_u672ur | t5_2to41 | 8 | Cool-Ad-9812: TIFU by witnessing a car crash while on dr*gs
So I need to say first that It wasn’t today and that live in mexico, so this happened in my shitty Mexican town.
So one night it was my boyfriend’s birthday like 1.5 years ago so we did a little reunion with some friends at a friends house, we were drinking a... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1650267854 | 1650275158 | t3_u67kcn | t5_2to41 | 24 | FullExperience5587: TIFU by watching my sister suck my bf's dick.
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TheExile7: Title says MY bfs dick lol.
Brokella: Somehow I read it as ‘sucked my bats dick’ so I was even more disappointed.
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1650267967 | 1650326110 | t3_u67l9u | t5_2to41 | 3,647 | lOGlReaper: TIFU by becoming a hormone monster
TIFU, but first I have to go back, so my wife and I are big fans of "big mouth" I love to make her laugh and don't mind making a fool out of myself at the right time, unbeknownst to her I've been practicing my impression of "Rick" who is an incredibly crude but hilarious o... | 6 | 607.833333 | |
1650271419 | 1650285105 | t3_u68ekw | t5_2to41 | 104 | thrown-away_again: TIFU by using olive oil as a lubricant for anal.
Throw away account for obvious reasons, Im a guy. I have had a relatively long unpleasant day today and decided that I wanted to 'relieve some stress' however I wanted to change it up a bit by trying out anal play (have done it a few times in the past)... | 4 | 26 | |
1650274980 | 1650304952 | t3_u698n8 | t5_2to41 | 11 | lowkeyathrowawayoops: TIFU by getting high when I may have psychosis/schizophrenia
Wasn’t really today but a few weeks ago.
I’m starting this by saying that I’m actively trying to get into a doctor and get help, diagnoses, or medication, anything to make life easier to manage. Schizophrenia also runs in my family- my ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1650278054 | 1650316952 | t3_u6a0k9 | t5_2to41 | 81 | KnottyKinx: TIFU by displaying my fantasy sex toy collection to a stranger
This happened just hours ago and I still can't shake the shame.
So I'm currently in the process of moving house so to declutter I've been selling off unnecessary furniture. In this case a tallboy/chest of drawers that wouldn't be needed as my ne... | 4 | 20.25 | |
1650285512 | 1650288864 | t3_u6c62t | t5_2to41 | 7 | vacationdrk: TIFU by starting my vacation on the wrong month.
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Gurianthe: maybe stop using numbers for dates and use the actual words.....
jah-brig: This could also pose a challenge.
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1650283887 | 1650344825 | t3_u6bo1f | t5_2to41 | 119 | Jelopuddinpop: TIFU by accidentally drugging myself.
Obligatory "this didn't happen today, but a couple of years ago".
A couple of years ago, I was out at a bar with a buddy of mine and got a little tipsy. I decided that I was OK to drive home, but soon after leaving, realized I was way too wasted to be driving. I was... | 8 | 14.875 | |
1650288174 | 1650433546 | t3_u6d26a | t5_2to41 | 324 | HikaruOnReddit_: TIFU by getting loopy AF off of my sleep meds by accident
So, this actually happened about a week ago, but it’s worth sharing so here we are.
I (14M, small man, I know,) have been dealing with insomnia since I can remember, but its gotten increasingly worse recently. I’ve been given some melatonin tab... | 8 | 40.5 | |
1650289691 | 1650292643 | t3_u6dl6p | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU making my mom cry by saying Sheesh after everything all the time
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imonlyheretoshit: Dude your mom didn’t create an atmosphere where you can’t be silly. Your mom is likely stressed out and tired, and your jokes were just adding more stress.
Edit - you need to learn to read the room
FuOryx: imag... | 9 | 0.666667 | |
1650289861 | 1650390257 | t3_u6dncm | t5_2to41 | 13,620 | dinky_minky: TIFU by forgetting to delete a recording of me moaning
This literally just happened and I'm still horrified. Also, I'm on mobile so please overlook the format.
My brother (28M) and I (19F) were watching a movie on my laptop when the battery was almost about to die and so I got up to get the charger.
T... | 22 | 619.090909 | |
1650293883 | 1650294928 | t3_u6f4a0 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by jerking off too much
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Disguspitated: Did you use lube? Or did you dry dog it and shred your dick
akaTerrydactyl: I jerk off 3 times just trying to wipe off the Vaseline
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1650295770 | 1650303145 | t3_u6fuqb | t5_2to41 | 29 | ApprenticeMHOkuyasu: TIFU by missing my biggest exam in my Politics class
(On mobile so sorry for formatting) So a little context. I’m a college student (20M) whose been struggling in political science (100’s on the quizzes but 60’s on first exam and midterm). My roommate also took this professors class, and the chapte... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1650296155 | 1650303491 | t3_u6g01m | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: Tifu by dancing on a dance floor
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farts_n_darts: Woman of your age here. I would 100% own it. Like yes this is a faux pas to put it lightly, so you may want to say that you're sorry if you made her uncomfortable. But beyond that, as many others have said here, just own it
Yeah, it happened and was ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1650296412 | 1650296690 | t3_u6g3k2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by conditioning my body to think I need to pee every 30 minutes
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RetroReactiveRaucous: Lying to your live in girlfriend is the bigger fuck up.
Y'all wanna build a life together and you can't be honest and open about a vape? Sign of bad things to come.
Financial_Ad8031: Not that it makes lying... | 3 | 3 | |
1650297296 | 1650298827 | t3_u6gfmi | t5_2to41 | 11 | Young-Money-Quahog: TIFU by asking about bread.
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nightlyraver: This is definitely made up. A Jewish bakery would not be open on a Saturday. Also, Saturday was part of Passover and the bakery would be closed anyway and certainly would not sell bread on Passover. Nice try though!
derekbaseball: This should be... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1650296476 | 1650324054 | t3_u6g4ea | t5_2to41 | 20 | Somethinggood4: TIFU by NOT locking my keys in the car
Obligatory this happened last week.
So I got a new-to-me car recently. Came with two keys, but only one key had the remote buttons to unlock it and operate the trunk. Because of the change, my new car key doesn't fit on my key ring, so it it currently separate f... | 5 | 4 | |
1650298133 | 1650299388 | t3_u6groa | t5_2to41 | 154 | Uplifting_penguin: TIFU by accidentally buying groceries for a homeless man
I’m a student in university so I’m always on the verge of being broke. There’s a mini Tesco across the street from my accommodation where I usually do small shopping. A few weeks ago a homeless man’s started camping in front of the Tesco. I app... | 4 | 38.5 | |
1650298131 | 1650371834 | t3_u6grno | t5_2to41 | 555 | wijjj: TIFU by opening a bottle of hot sauce that had been in my car for 3 years
Almost three years ago now, I left a job, and for my leaving gift I was given a multipack of hot sauces as a joke. I HATE spicy food and I can’t handle it in any way, shape, or form, so I would never put these to use - I put it in my car t... | 4 | 138.75 | |
1650298657 | 1650309478 | t3_u6gyve | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU - Easter Edition
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The_Soviet_Soap: As someone who works at a grocery store, almost everyone saves their Easter shopping for the day before/the day of. procrastinators or not, it’s not uncommon. It was an honest mistake. If she is screwing you over for that, either have a heart-to-heart talk or ... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1650301339 | 1650384644 | t3_u6hz1o | t5_2to41 | 405 | tommyfitzgerald: TIFU by saving my sister from an overdose
So before I begin I just want to say that this didn't actually happen today the incident actually happened about a week and a half ago but today is the first day I felt mentally well enough to post about it. Anyway my younger sister and me both have had drug ... | 10 | 40.5 | |
1650302503 | 1650318795 | t3_u6iea0 | t5_2to41 | 2,525 | SuperWhoSimmer: TIFU by putting my phone under my boob.
Not a major fuck up but a silly one.
I work from home. I roll out of bed and go straight to work, in the mornings. I do a 4/10 so four, ten hour days and don't like wearing bras while I'm home, especially when I have to sit at a computer for 10 hours. Anyways, I... | 8 | 315.625 | |
1650268741 | 1650308619 | t3_u67rqh | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by underestimating the potential horribleness of my aunties gifts
Obligatory this happened not today.
My aunt ochsbrh is hilariously bad at gift giving. Last year, I got a new bright purple hoodie 2 sizes too small from a Washington college nobody I knows goes to and my mom got bubblegum scented bubble... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1650294039 | 1650306082 | t3_u6f6s4 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally gatecrashing my old pal's baby shower.
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KforQuality: That's bananas.
blakeh95: B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
| 3 | 9.666667 | |
1650304083 | 1650387679 | t3_u6izti | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by appearing to have shit my pants before going through TSA security at the airport
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nnya: Ah, Shaterday.
PM_ME_UR_S62B50: Read this in Sean Connery’s voice
nnya: Great comment. Perfect.
| 4 | 6.25 | |
1650301045 | 1650328823 | t3_u6huz2 | t5_2to41 | 37 | RainOblivion: TIFU by joking about a student’s dad.
Obligatory didn’t happen today but happened last week. So, I’m a first year teacher at a school where I student taught at last year. While student teaching, I met a particular student (known as J) and his posse of friends in the classroom. They’re a…”vibrant” group of... | 7 | 5.285714 | |
1650306930 | 1650472987 | t3_u6k3oy | t5_2to41 | 34 | SalvadorP: TIFU by waking my wife with a Jiu-Jitsu choke
This fuck up happened this morning. I woke up early, then fell asleep again spooning my wife.
I had a dream in which i was working for some guy selling used stuff on a street in Lisbon. It was me, the boss guy and a table full of junk. Some junky came and picked... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1650306890 | 1650331308 | t3_u6k35b | t5_2to41 | 247 | throweawayyyyy: TIFU because my dad caught me masturbating
This happened today, less than an hour ago. My mom's old colleagues were here for easter dinner and just a chat. My antisocial ass was not interested in the topics, so I was mostly playing games up in my room.
I was up there for hours, only went down to use th... | 5 | 49.4 | |
1650307747 | 1650308540 | t3_u6ket4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by baiting the universe
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MrsGenevieve: Oh god the FNG is jinxing the shift. Prepare to get your balls busted. Two things to never say. Quiet and slow. Say them and you will be testing hose on your own. Say it in an ER and you’ll be wearing a Foley inserted dry. This is an insanely supers... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1650308530 | 1650328038 | t3_u6kps8 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Radiodaize: TIFU by eating Indian food to cure my constipation?
I've had IBS my entire life. I'm either as blocked up as the Hoover Dam for a week at a time, or purging my innards with a sauce so mighty it leaves my ass hole with third degree burns.
Unfortunately, no matter how much fiber I eat, probiotics I swill an... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1650309309 | 1650311264 | t3_u6l0bx | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: tifu by watching my sister giving a BJ
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cxmanxc: I read a post just like that from a bf prespective today
Iam-Nothere: Yup, and the comment section was filled with "can't wait for imposters to write a post from the perspective of the brother or the gf"
Alchemis7: By now I think all posts from any pe... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1650309885 | 1650322716 | t3_u6l7yp | t5_2to41 | 103 | WolfordH2-HOHO: TIFU By throwing a spider at my Step dad's face
First off, I really really hate spiders, and have a great fear for them.
Tonight I was working and I heard a scream from my auntie. A spider. I thought it was small since it was common, but instead it was big, like thick and big (no, this is not Australi... | 3 | 34.333333 | |
1650310458 | 1650314118 | t3_u6lfpb | t5_2to41 | 13 | Thrillseaker: TIFU by masturbating on a balcony by the beach.
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Johnneh_Pineapples: That's ok, I've wanked on my own balcony in the flat I used to live in, and cum on my down stairs neighbour's washing.
Also railed a girlfriend on that balcony. And eventually I married my down stairs neighbour.
So good thin... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1650310586 | 1650320169 | t3_u6lhc5 | t5_2to41 | 39 | NFThoes: TIFU By clicking on this subreddit
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phunkydroid: TIFU by wasting my time reading this fucking post.
NFThoes: Hi 15 year old who writes weird fantasies.
phunkydroid: Weird assumption to make about a 10 year old account that's never posted to this sub. Did I sign up to reddit when I was 5?
| 4 | 9.75 | |
1650310862 | 1650360848 | t3_u6ll75 | t5_2to41 | 2,005 | WeiWeiSmoo: TIFU by thinking it was okay to speak Arabic to my cousins in front of another man
This story takes place over a decade ago. I was travelling across Europe with my cousins, and in this particular story we were taking a train from Italy to Spain.
Some background on me at the time, I (a lady) was 18 year ol... | 7 | 286.428571 | |
1650310855 | 1650338880 | t3_u6ll3g | t5_2to41 | 22,305 | Thrillseaker: TIFU by masturbating on a hotel balcony
Using a throwaway because obvious reasons. And this happened some time ago.
Years ago I was on a beach holiday with the family. I think I was only about 13-15. Anyway, the place we were staying was right in front of a beach and from our balcony it was quite easy to... | 11 | 2,027.727273 | |
1650313264 | 1650323502 | t3_u6mitg | t5_2to41 | 73 | LyghtnyngStryke: TIFU by going through my brother's phone
Usual disclaimer this was a little over a year ago.
My (50M) brother (48M) was complaining about free space on his android and not being able to load apps. So I explained about moving pics and videos from the phone to the card and changing apps to split storag... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1650315431 | 1650324224 | t3_u6ncnw | t5_2to41 | 10 | Scaryboy45: TIFU by making a your mom joke.
I (21m) am currently involved in a musical at my college. Yesterday In our group chat for the show a cast member asked our director when tickets would go on sale and how they would be sold.
Now, I have the sense of humor of a 6 year old. I LOVE your mom jokes, especially wh... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1650317473 | 1650318666 | t3_u6o3mg | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by not closing down my online meeting.
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letterheadzephyr: Take it to your grave and tell no one and you will have done all you need to.
LuckyTheLurker: If she was in the US or Europe I would say you're right but she is in a foreign country and the culture is different. I actually feel that no... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1650318152 | 1650324409 | t3_u6ockz | t5_2to41 | 21 | 3nvyxm3: TIFU not wanting to fight my Sister's Boyfriend.
To give some background my sister recently moved in a boyfriend that I was never too fond of and did my best to respectfully play housemate, despite multiple efforts to set boundaries and explain that im not trying to act like his friend and consistently do him ... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1650318322 | 1650319028 | t3_u6oevg | t5_2to41 | 17 | MissBlondieeee: TIFU by going on a job interview
This is going to be a bit long, but definitely worth the read. I had the absolute strangest job interview less than 24 hours ago. I am a medical esthetician. My preferred area of expertise is in body contouring procedures. Where I work now only does 2 methods and I wo... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1650319529 | 1650320168 | t3_u6ov95 | t5_2to41 | 38 | Omega_DJ: TIFU by shattering a thousand dollar laptop
So last year I did really well on the SAT, so my parents rewarded me with a new laptop for my birthday (around that time). Boy was I happy. It was a Macbook Pro m1. I could use it as a tool for my learning, projects, socialization, video games, youtube, everything. ... | 7 | 5.428571 | |
1650321581 | 1650332231 | t3_u6pmeg | t5_2to41 | 8 | Kitchen-Ad3191: TIFU by disrespecting SO and acting like nothing happened.
Ok, bit of context here. Me and SO went out last week, went to go get coffee and to go see a movie together. Most of our relationship is us making fun of and generally being a pain in the ass to each other. SO was really upset that day because o... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1650322966 | 1650390389 | t3_u6q4np | t5_2to41 | 3,877 | lonelyforaweek: TIFU by “finishing” too early
Obligatory this happened a while ago.
So myself and a good friend were out on the town, having too much to drink and (as horny teenagers are) hoping to find some girls who would take pity on us.
Anyway, the night goes on without much luck until the small hours when my ... | 9 | 430.777778 | |
1650323838 | 1650414680 | t3_u6qg6z | t5_2to41 | 64 | Unique-Ad-8462: TIFU by telling my parents that I wanted to pursue a computer science major.
So I go to an engineering high-school that allows you to pick a major out of 4 options. This’ll earn you a degree and allow you to have some job opportunities and give colleges a sign that your serious about this career. 2 of t... | 8 | 8 | |
1650326486 | 1650331580 | t3_u6rdv4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | RedSquirrelFtw: TIFU While Unloading a used ATV I just bought
Long story short, brakes don't work that well, seller told me this, and it's fine for what I will be using it for.
I also have a very short driveway, and with the pickup and ramp, that gave little to no room between the ramp and the garage. At this point yo... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1650327419 | 1650334463 | t3_u6rp9c | t5_2to41 | 33 | longhomied: TIFU by getting too drunk and accidentally tasting my own shit.
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Jermicdubya: Why did I click on this? I knew what was going to happen and clicked away anyway.
Prestigious-Check-23: Hahaha! Same!!! I can't unread it
Jermicdubya: I just want to cut off my own mouth.
| 4 | 8.25 | |
1650328587 | 1650330467 | t3_u6s3iq | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to sell a bed side table
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amibeingadouche77: Their fault for looking in a strangers personal draw
You didn’t fuck up they did!
Sexstorythrwawy: Nah dude you don’t tell someone you’re selling something and expect them not to check it out. I’ve bought second hand furniture before and ... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1650328493 | 1650329281 | t3_u6s2cm | t5_2to41 | 18 | northstvr484: TIFU seeing my ex, after the girl i was talking to told me she was no longer interested
this happened about a week ago.
girl i was talking to for 3 ish months told me on 4/12 she isn’t feeling the relationship anymore. relationship is used lightly as we were never official, however we were exclusive. ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1650334327 | 1650416200 | t3_u6u0hf | t5_2to41 | 2,754 | [deleted]: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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Treat--14: Hey man... maybe don't put ur name on an online confession to a major crime that led to the death of thousands of people.
DoctorDrunkDriver: At 83 years old - I am at the tail-end of my career. I have lost my license to practice and have been in jail since I killed ... | 8 | 344.25 | |
1650334169 | 1650337422 | t3_u6tyha | t5_2to41 | 6 | QuintupleA: TIFU by asking a woman if she was looking for a syringe
Sorry for any grammatical errors; English isn't my first language.
So, part of my job is railroad maintenance, which means that I sometimes work underground. When we do maintenance, we often work during hours when the trains aren't running, which mean... | 3 | 2 | |
1650336034 | 1650417519 | t3_u6ukry | t5_2to41 | 448 | mischivousmic: TIFU trying a "baseball slide" - now losing my leg.
TIFU October 15, 2004. I'm(33M) 15 at the time, in highschool, and am an aide for a phys-ed class of middle schoolers (mixed highschool and middle school)
We're on the concrete basketball courts outside, playing with a colored parachute with handles a... | 8 | 56 | |
1650338893 | 1650365058 | t3_u6vhla | t5_2to41 | 642 | throw_tifu_2573882: TIFU finding out my parents have an open relationship by calling my Dad the wrong name
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935richtofen935: Open relationship? Is that love?
greasybator: What is love?
themediageek2000: Oh baby, don't hurt me
true_suppeee: Don't hurt me, no more
OkVolume1: *head bobbing intensifies*
| 6 | 107 | |
1650338625 | 1650344860 | t3_u6vepg | t5_2to41 | 3,084 | yedi2qt: TIFU by faking a bite during sex
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SuperSlims: There's no such thing as a three knuckler
Jammin_neB13: It’s clinical.
SuperSlims: A person has two knuckles.
cosmernaut420: And that joint keeping the finger attached to your palm?
SuperSlims: That's not a knuckle
cosmernaut420: How so? It's a cartilageno... | 9 | 342.666667 | |
1650340146 | 1650340486 | t3_u6vvtj | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by declining a huge salary increase because I didn’t check my voicemail first
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FuOryx: i mean there’s still hope
piede: Today I (potentially) fucked up wasn’t available :(
FuOryx: :D i’m praying for you bro. let’s get that +5k 😎
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1650340095 | 1650343687 | t3_u6vv8q | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my brother's hamster out in his ball
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capnmouser: everyone here sucks. you should have put him away the second the dogs started messing with him. there was only one outcome here. “my dog won’t do anything.” the fuck he won’t.. he’s an animal and already showed hostility towards it on... | 4 | 1 | |
1650339467 | 1650342206 | t3_u6vo1x | t5_2to41 | 6 | StyleArtistic7201: Tifu by buying a BMW
TL;DR : A 19 year old college student fucks his life up buying a BMW. 9 months, $10k+ dollars deep into owning it, draining my life savings and the car still ain’t running.
A little context for y’all. I was born into a family which everyone has their own dealership. My grand... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1650340062 | 1650341937 | t3_u6vuw4 | t5_2to41 | 1 | MysteryMiscellaneous: TIFU by kicking my crushes panties at her
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donramon2022: hope you gave it a good sniff
RealBonix: Pretty sure he didnt, but his foot surely did so.
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