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1650529100 | 1650546010 | t3_u8im11 | t5_2to41 | 3 | SpicedDick: TIFU by getting rough w my sister.
I (17m) have a picture of me and my boyfriend on the back of my phone. It was of me and him standing side by side, facing the other way. My mom did not like that and held me hostage in my room for about an hour. She would only let me out if I took it off. I regret not list... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1650529583 | 1650542063 | t3_u8iprg | t5_2to41 | 299 | hellorobby: TIFU by photographing myself shaking my fat belly and man tits on my girlfriend's back porch.
Happened yesterday. I (43M) recently moved in with my girlfriend, it's only been 2 weeks. My girlfriend (48F) and I enjoy sending each other all the stupid shit we find on the internet. She's still using Facebook,... | 5 | 59.8 | |
1650529916 | 1650556836 | t3_u8isf2 | t5_2to41 | 44 | taxidermied_unicorn: TIFU by going to a water park.
This happened in the early 90's when I was about 10 years old.
I grew up really poor so I didn't get to do a lot of things other kids did. No trips to Disneyland. No restaurants. No movie theaters. Even Taco Bell was expensive for us.
I managed to make it on my sc... | 7 | 6.285714 | |
1650524567 | 1650545921 | t3_u8hlaf | t5_2to41 | 63 | dopaminehoarder: TIFU by exploding eggs
This actually happened a few months ago.
My parents work all week(family business) and my mother is only home on Sundays. And she is the owner and does most of the paperwork, so she usually goes to bed really late and Sundays are when she catches up.
She asked me how many eggs w... | 6 | 10.5 | |
1650534124 | 1650672246 | t3_u8jr6s | t5_2to41 | 7 | Limp_Delivery2934: TIFU by smoking weed
So it wasn't actually today, but it built up over the last year or so.
In spring last year I started to hang out more with neighborhood guys that I usually played sports with for a little bit of smoke session after sports as it "helped to relieve muscles".
Everything was okay-i... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1650538080 | 1650594969 | t3_u8kqo8 | t5_2to41 | 141 | roonilwazlib96: TIFU by trying to shave my face to avoid salon fees
This story involves mentions of blood so if you’re not keen on blood, be forewarned.
I (female) have a mild form of hirsutism, which is abnormal or excessive hair growth. It’s caused by my PCOS, but I’m fortunate that my facial hairs are blonde, so it... | 4 | 35.25 | |
1650540602 | 1650585687 | t3_u8lfi4 | t5_2to41 | 4,883 | NoPoopingOnDates: TIFU after freeing myself of constipation
Random throwaway account.
Instead of telling the story with an excessive amount of paragraphs, I've decided to literally just type out the interaction I had with the girl I went on a date with last night. I'll call her Kelly. I reached out to Kelly on WhatsAp... | 13 | 375.615385 | |
1650541493 | 1650581529 | t3_u8lop0 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Lolstain: TIFU by arriving home late to pick up my gf
Background: My gf and I have been living with my mom for about a month now because our house was recently flooded and is currently in the process of getting renovated. My mom lives in a relatively large apartment with a spare bedroom. My parents divorced 4 years ... | 4 | 4 | |
1650544587 | 1650562528 | t3_u8mn7g | t5_2to41 | 238 | Burger_theory: TIFU by blindly trusting the hot sauce system
My partner and I love hot sauces. In this covid world of no travel and few events, you have to bring the fun to you wherever you can find it so we have taken to paying too much money to get interesting hot sauces shipped to the ass end of the world.
Well we ... | 5 | 47.6 | |
1650544709 | 1650571892 | t3_u8moky | t5_2to41 | 569 | eskimopoodle: TIFU by not reading the instructions and drinking decreasingly cold water for 4 months.
I moved into a new apartment in November. I noticed right away that the tap water had a chlorine like taste to it, so for a few weeks, I bought a lot of bottle water, and drank that. Kept it in the fridge so it was col... | 8 | 71.125 | |
1650549033 | 1650606382 | t3_u8o48m | t5_2to41 | 25 | killator_: TIFU Got my shoelace stuck in an escalator! (-:
Basically what the title says, I just returned from a trip to Florida back home and as I was taking the escalator down the way toward baggage claim, I felt myself stop and to my horror I looked down and my shoelace (that my dad had warned me about moments prior... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1650548699 | 1650569814 | t3_u8o0bh | t5_2to41 | 3,322 | Alexis_0hanian: TIFU by taking a shower too early
Obligatory this happened three days ago...
So I got my first colonoscopy. I verified it was my first as everyone in the clinic asked me if it was my first colonoscopy. I didn't realize it was such a rite of passage in life.
The hard part wasn't the procedure itself,... | 9 | 369.111111 | |
1650550078 | 1650551388 | t3_u8ohfp | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking in my ex’s house
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EricsGirl325: I bet she left all that shit laying around to get into your head that she doesn't need you anymore.
You're an ex. Give back the key.
Quintessa-K: This, we absolutely do this kind of thing when y'all won't get the hint. What the hell were you doing "... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1650549470 | 1650686472 | t3_u8o9e6 | t5_2to41 | 12 | AmandaMarsh: TIFU by talking like an Italian in a Korean restaurant
This didn't happen today, but it is the anniversary of perhaps my most embarrassing dining moment.
I was eating at a Korean BBQ restaurant on West 32nd Street in Manhattan's Koreatown, and I was sitting on the second floor, which oversaw the first-fl... | 3 | 4 | |
1650550735 | 1651346257 | t3_u8opcx | t5_2to41 | 33,502 | [deleted]: TIFU and ruined my sister’s marriage over a prank
Ok, so this actually happened last night but it’s been less then 24 hours so I think it counts. Either way, I played a prank on my sister who is a new mom. My niece is 2 months old and I came by to help out around the house some.
I ended up hanging out all d... | 20 | 1,675.1 | |
1650550817 | 1650628144 | t3_u8oqh7 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Searchlights: TIFU by sending my money to the wrong place
My kid attends a before/after school care program because we both work fulltime and need the extra coverage. I don't know whether you've heard this, but childcare is expensive.
Anyway, because I know myself and I'm ADHD AF, I try to automate everything I can... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1650555156 | 1650555499 | t3_u8qa3r | t5_2to41 | 10 | MrSleepy_Sheep: TIFU by not realizing which phone alarm went off.
Not a big fuck up, but maybe it makes you laugh a little.
This happened today, this morning actually.
For some context, I still live at home two save some money for rent etc.
I also have to add that yesterday I bought a new phone and transferred all the... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1650555203 | 1650558475 | t3_u8qarz | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by visiting South Korea with no money and 1 pair of clothes.
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diablollama: Fuck it,
OP's profile seems suspicious as fuck. I hope I am wrong, because it is absolutely disgusting to fantasize and make up rape stories.
ViewedFromi3WM: Not going to click to find out but I gotta feeling I will jus... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1650556308 | 1650592779 | t3_u8qpe7 | t5_2to41 | 72,190 | NoWayWasThatHummus: TIFU by thinking my son was eating hummus when he was actually having gay sex [UPDATE]
So yeah, the majority of you were right, they were having sex (I did think it sounded like it). They ate some hummus first, then put it away (didn't do anything at the same time like some of you freaks suggested) ... | 13 | 5,553.076923 | |
1650557875 | 1650582081 | t3_u8rb1e | t5_2to41 | 333 | [deleted]: TIFU: I accidentally ordered a dildo and my whole family will be there when I click&collect it
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hills_for_breakfast: “a bloody dildo amongst all of the baby food”
This sentence, read aloud in my head with a British accent, wins the internet today.
MeatHamster: Reading that with american accent ... | 5 | 66.6 | |
1650559846 | 1650568183 | t3_u8s1dp | t5_2to41 | 92 | OkComputer-1337: TIFU by making my employer miss out on $1.5 million
This happened around 10 years ago when I was working for a big name consulting firm that rhymes with Poopers (let's call it Poopers).
I was a junior software developer working my ass off for Poopers. My project manager was awarded a big project at a ... | 8 | 11.5 | |
1650560835 | 1650574569 | t3_u8setd | t5_2to41 | 40 | FaxesHairyScrotum: TIFUpdate by forgetting to close gay porn on my computer before teaching my 5th grade class
[Here is the link to the original post](https://reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tzqj1d/tifu_by_forgetting_to_close_gay_porn_on_my/)
It's been almost two weeks since the incident, and a lot has happened since.
Whe... | 8 | 5 | |
1650560902 | 1650574550 | t3_u8sfr6 | t5_2to41 | 18 | EmptyYou5342: TIFU Fell in love with best friend of my fwb
Fake names and throwaway account.
I (19 F) have been hooking up ocassionaly with Chris (26 M) for about half a year. We met at university.
A few days ago, Chris introduced me to his best friend Vladimir (25 M). The three of us drank together, had a great co... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1650561728 | 1650631142 | t3_u8sqh5 | t5_2to41 | 17,663 | tweupbs: TIFU by trying to save my marriage
This is spanning over the last few months but it all came to a head this morning.
My husband and I hit a rough patch. It was a few years of me trying to get the spark back in our marriage. I eventually gave him an ultimatum and that changed everything. After the years of ... | 13 | 1,358.692308 | |
1650565016 | 1650652059 | t3_u8tx9w | t5_2to41 | 605 | baismal: TIFU by changing my tampon at work
So yesterday I started my period. I have really heavy flows, they're awful. To the point my doctor wants to scrape my uterine lining so my periods get easier or even stop.
So I walk into my shift today prepared for a shit show and just hoped my tampon and pad combo holds up... | 7 | 86.428571 | |
1650564808 | 1650680784 | t3_u8tujk | t5_2to41 | 11 | Tormen1: TIFU by relieving myself in my friends litter box.
TIFU by peeing In my friends Grandpas litter box.
This actually happened in 2011 when I was in the 10th grade and before I ever took a sip of alcohol but I thought some people wouldn’t mind hearing my story. Also I’m on mobile so sorry for the format.
It was... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1650565203 | 1650589552 | t3_u8tzqm | t5_2to41 | 14 | MajesticMoose6: TIFU by getting ice milk instead of ice cream
Tifu by getting Ice Milk instead of Ice cream
So I’ve been on a bit of an ice cream bender recently. Every 2-3 days I’ve been going to the store and trying out a new flavor, eating it and repeating. Everytime I pick a flavor it is a careful decision. I want... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1650568718 | 1650571681 | t3_u8v9oi | t5_2to41 | 157 | GlitteringHyena: TIFU by outting myself to my Mom by loaning her my laptop with all my sissy porn
Before the story, a little background: I'm a closeted boy. I don't know if I'm gay or trans or what, I just know I'm not straight. I've had three girlfriends, couldn't get it up for any of them, and the only times I could ... | 3 | 52.333333 | |
1650570846 | 1650571742 | t3_u8w16c | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my wife had sex with my son's friend
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IrishJesusDude: Did you bust in making it obvious that you though something was going on or did you just open the door without then realising anything was up?
TurningTwo: ‘Hey, I want some hummus!’
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1650572121 | 1650572832 | t3_u8wi78 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting Swimmer’s Ear drops in my ear….
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spottedmoonman: HAVE DONE THIS SAME THING. I feel for you. Sooooooo painful. was seeing stars like i got punched in the crotch!
[deleted]: 😭😭if you could have seen me. I’m honestly embarrassed. I was jumping up and down and pacing around the room. S... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1650572456 | 1650587963 | t3_u8wmjc | t5_2to41 | 24 | SHARTTS: TIFU by shitting my bed
This happened a few hours ago.
I was laying on my bed earlier today casually looking at my phone, with nobody except me home. At one point it got too hot for my 15 year old dumbass self, so I decided to take my clothing off, knowing that nobody would see it anyway. It felt much better ... | 4 | 6 | |
1650573239 | 1650613662 | t3_u8wwh1 | t5_2to41 | 57 | ScooterAnkle420: TIFU by making my pharmacist think I am a rapist.
This happened today.
For about a week and a half or so, I (M, 17) have been on Easter vacation with my family away in the countryside. My girlfriend went with her family, and this getaway seemed to have lasted forever. This was our first vacation in a ... | 7 | 8.142857 | |
1650575048 | 1650654438 | t3_u8xk88 | t5_2to41 | 325 | Pianogirl50: TIFU by falling for a Gumtree scam
I am one of those smug biatches who says "I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU COULD FALL FOR THAT." Which was my exact reaction to Tinder Swindler.
I never sell anything online really, I just thought I would as I have two copies of a nintendo switch game. After a few days someone messa... | 5 | 65 | |
1650574714 | 1650578493 | t3_u8xfqa | t5_2to41 | 5 | IntroductionTrue5006: Tifu by telling a joke to the principal
So my English teacher is a really bad one, she can barely talk and is wrong a lot of times.
So today I was in class and I drank some water, then forgot to put my mask up (10 mins later) the class clown also had his mask down and when the teacher saw him she... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1650576301 | 1650577921 | t3_u8y08v | t5_2to41 | 14 | persephoneelise: TIFU by doing psychedelic mushrooms on a first date
(On mobile)
This happened three days ago, but the consequences are still ongoing.
Context: I have been single for quite a while now. My friend “JJ” and I have been getting increasingly closer over the past couple of months and I developed feelings f... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1650577318 | 1650661096 | t3_u8yd28 | t5_2to41 | 21 | BeforeImeturfather: TIFU by losing it over some dumb comment
We had our first big fight over some dumb comment. We were watching Tv and there was this girl, pretty one. I didnt find her pretty. I was surprised how he did claiming that he likes natural beauties like me. She was all plastic surgeries and bottox. His comm... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1650579898 | 1650596464 | t3_u8z9dj | t5_2to41 | 863 | ArtisticPornDirector: TIFU by telling my senile grandma that I direct porn for a living sending her in a state of chock
My grandma is 84 years old, and her memory is barely functional. I often forget how bad it is when I talk about stuff I assume she'd know, but she's forgotten.
A few days ago I visited her with some... | 8 | 107.875 | |
1650580636 | 1650582861 | t3_u8zi0v | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By Kicking Dish Soap Used for Sex Toys Over
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McLabia: No one needed to know that you used it for cleaning your fleshlight...you could have left it at dish soap...
Cyber_Punk99: Bold of you to assume it was a Fleshlight but I'm female and it was for a laugh. Get... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1650581333 | 1650588141 | t3_u8zqm2 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Okboomer1689: Tifu by letting a police officer test my bike
Context: in my country it is legal for kids at the age of 14 to get a motorcycle wich is either fuelled with gas that can go up to 40 km/h or electrical ones that go up to 25 km/h altough u are only allowed to drive it if u have a permit wich i do.
Ok so me a... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1650582287 | 1650721797 | t3_u902pi | t5_2to41 | 71 | merskit: TIFU by licking the white stains off my black shirt in front of my mother.
My gf and I aren’t really the type to always hang out with each other every other day. So naturally we make the most of all our dates. Today I had gone out with my gf and we got Starbucks and went home to watch dirty dancing. Im not muc... | 5 | 14.2 | |
1650582283 | 1650593690 | t3_u902o5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting addicted to a cheap dopamine rush and then decided to make it worse and then even worser
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EricsGirl325: English is your first language and you don't know "worser" is not a word?
MusclecarYearbook: Yet she writes better than most Americans.
Chilichunks: Incorrect, this is about the av... | 8 | 0.25 | |
1650582925 | 1650583690 | t3_u90aja | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing with a black light…
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osgjps: If you paid with a credit card or PayPal, file a chargeback/dispute
throwaway73864838: Thank you I will tell my dad about this and see what he wants to do!
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1650583335 | 1650595930 | t3_u90fga | t5_2to41 | 59 | TheBarberWalrus: TIFU by sending mail to a place that doesn’t exist
The FU actually happened a couple weeks ago but only finally got addressed today. TLDR at the bottom.
About two weeks ago I ordered a package and waited patiently for it to be delivered. Once I got the tracking notification that it had been delivered ... | 5 | 11.8 | |
1650584539 | 1650631958 | t3_u90tl1 | t5_2to41 | 127 | Lame-La-Blame-Game: TIFU by exposing my butthole to my neighbor.
Obligatory this happened last summer.
Bought a house in South Philly last summer. It was a scorching sunny day and I'm not sure what occurred to me but I said to my wife that I've always heard that there are health benefits from sun bleaching ones buttho... | 7 | 18.142857 | |
1650585129 | 1650892225 | t3_u9107k | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by realizing I was dating a girl out of my league
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failureman69696969: Give her the d.
Madman--: Don't forget the ick.
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1650583232 | 1650717413 | t3_u90e95 | t5_2to41 | 8 | imjohnbrown: TIFU by staring into space
It happens to the best of us. You're standing in line at the target. It's taking forever and then before you know it.. Off into space you go. Not even thinking about anything really. Well for me I got caught “staring” at some woman. She claims I was looking her up and down and ha... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1650585569 | 1650597434 | t3_u915ac | t5_2to41 | 35 | worstdadever2022: TIFU, by yell at my 13 year old daughter right before her school performance that she's been extremely nervous about.
This happened less than an hour ago. Even with a throw away account, I have to keep this somewhat vague. For some context, I've been extremely stressed out about some financial matters... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1650584763 | 1650670082 | t3_u90w49 | t5_2to41 | 104 | GroundIllustrious541: TIFU by messing with bleach that ended with my client’s daughter taking me to A&E whilst I had no phone.
This happened fairly recently. TLDR at the bottom. On mobile sorry for formatting.
I (22f) am a domestic house cleaner, some days my jobs are good and others not so good. This particular ... | 5 | 20.8 | |
1650587553 | 1650626666 | t3_u91slq | t5_2to41 | 1,800 | Sir-Viette: TIFU by accepting my six-year-old niece's challenge to play chess
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EricsGirl325: Sounds like a win-win to me.
Sir-Viette: Agreed.
TIFU by not realising this earlier.
Team_Rckt_Grunt: If it makes you feel better, my cousin legitimately kicked my ass at chess when she was like seven. I was an adul... | 5 | 360 | |
1650587606 | 1650589560 | t3_u91t91 | t5_2to41 | 63 | throwawizzler9000: TIFU by blurting out something wildly inappropriate while getting it on with my fiancé
This fuck up happened yesterday and she's still not speaking to me.
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My fiance and I were getting busy, and honestly it was spectacular and a bit more ferocious than our typical romp. A little backsto... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1650588162 | 1650593119 | t3_u91zor | t5_2to41 | -1 | Early_Option_3198: TIFU by getting caught masturbating to the human anatomy poster in my science classroom
So I’m a senior in high school and I have a very high libido. It is so high. Higher than the sky. Today my libido was feeling especially high, I don’t know why. I had a huge boner throughout the entire science cla... | 4 | -0.25 | |
1650591096 | 1650591407 | t3_u92xqe | t5_2to41 | 6 | Schiny: TIFU by losing my moms AirPods
I owe you all a personal thank you, I’ve found the AirPods!
Over a two ago I lost one of my AirPods and I assume my mother felt bad for me so she let me borrow hers. I’ve had them for about two months or so and I’ve been keeping up with them well until recently. I don’t kn... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1650591178 | 1650595724 | t3_u92yny | t5_2to41 | 47 | loganluk4: TIFU by attempting to use a Fake to buy a pack of cigs from a State Trooper
So I work for this landscaping company and in the mornings we all hop in the boss’s truck to get the mulch. Normally we get coffee at a 7/11 that’s on the way to the Mulch Supplier. About a week ago I got my Fake in the mail and been... | 7 | 6.714286 | |
1650591362 | 1650592804 | t3_u930t0 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Narrow_Ad_9225: TIFU by not telling a girl who had a crush on me that I also had a crush on her (and still kind of do)
This was a few years ago: there was this girl who I had a crush on who very obviously liked me. (I’m not saying her name because she would know who I am and I’m pretty sure that she has Reddit) I didn’... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1650597140 | 1650603743 | t3_u94ttn | t5_2to41 | 16 | throwaway38138594: TIFU by telling my younger brother one of my worst secrets
** TW self harm **
So today I was bickering in good fun my brother, as we usually do. I’ll just preface this by saying that we’re actually really close and neither of us actually have I’ll will towards each other.
However, as these things ... | 4 | 4 | |
1650600502 | 1650602288 | t3_u95tdv | t5_2to41 | 109 | ApexGuardian52: TIFU I checked out the NSFW Reddit
TIFU
So I was pretty bored today and decided to checked out NSFW reddit for the first time today.
I was here for approximately 5 minutes of time and read a very interesting story about a encounter with a mom and son and hummus or possibly gay sex, then went to urban... | 4 | 27.25 | |
1650603679 | 1650604319 | t3_u96ov5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by clicking on a twitter account that DMed me.
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Melodic-Narwhal-582: Welcome to 'the database'
whatthehelljustsee12: I've seen a ton of gore on the internet (mainly sourced from r/CrazyFuckingVideos). Degloved penis, actual cannibalism, you name it. Honestly, seeing the thing itself wasn't that... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1650607108 | 1650644776 | t3_u97kdr | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating while high
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gigantic-watermelon: Dude your brother watches porn too
IFuckedUp738: If he does actually talk to me about this, I'll just explain to him that I was too high to remember to close the door. Meanwhile, they decide to have the loudest sex they can and not even care. So,... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1650608028 | 1650657058 | t3_u97suq | t5_2to41 | 7,061 | cascassian: TIFU By misunderstanding a "getting to know you" exercise
This happened last week, and it's been on my mind ever since.
I just recently got a new boss. She is very sweet, and we are a small office so she wanted to get to know everyone. She handed out these sheets, and it had questions like "What is your f... | 11 | 641.909091 | |
1650608002 | 1650609928 | t3_u97sna | t5_2to41 | 21 | TheMeltingDevil: TIFU by vomiting that hard I gave myself black eyes
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General_Taggart: I have quite forcefull vomit reflex and when I actually vomit, it hurts so much on lower back and other parts of my body and vomit and gag are quite noisy too.
I make so much noise that it awakens whole house.
TheMeltingDe... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1650612786 | 1650617613 | t3_u98yo4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally breaking a THC pod and licking it all up to not let it go to waste
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fatbootylonglegs: On today's episode of fact or cap
Early_Option_3198: How is this not believable
RudeSprinkles1240: How did you lick it all up from a q tip? How did you have a reaction nobody else has ever had?... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1650614202 | 1650670221 | t3_u999zd | t5_2to41 | 38,973 | Exact-Candy372: TIFU by not telling my husband that I was pregnant and making him think I was cheating on him.
Happens to the best of us, eh? 😭 Now that the worst of the panic is over my husband and I are able to laugh about it but, God, that was awful.
My husband and I generally don't have any trust issues. However... | 20 | 1,948.65 | |
1650615056 | 1650615449 | t3_u99hne | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to a guy on internet
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_unknown_username: Time to grow out of the fantasy. Online 'relationships' often don't translate to reality. Sorry Sistah.
TheKingler02: I can confirm this from a lot of hurtful experience
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1650616838 | 1650617290 | t3_u99w63 | t5_2to41 | 38 | kay_peach: Tifu by pressing all the buttons on the elevator
I live in an apartment where the elevator doors take a few very long seconds to open. I have no idea why I get so impatient during these three and half seconds, but I found myself looking for entertainment while I waited for them to open. Besides my phone, my ... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1650624186 | 1650625437 | t3_u9bo44 | t5_2to41 | 12 | reptune2000: TIFU By locking bathroom door before showering and getting stuck
I am writing this as it’s happening.
I’m currently visiting my mother’s house from university for Easter break. She is one of those parents that doesn’t respect bathroom privacy and always walks in without a care of who is in, even when awa... | 3 | 4 | |
1650624282 | 1650626565 | t3_u9boy4 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing a job due to my procrastination UPDATE
OG POST HERE: [https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u77vrh/tifu\_by\_losing\_a\_job\_due\_to\_my\_procrastination/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u77vrh/tifu_by_losing_a_job_due_to_my_procra... | 3 | 8 | |
1650627285 | 1650628850 | t3_u9cip1 | t5_2to41 | 39 | accountobethrown321: TIFU: by taking Nyquil and shitting the bed
obligatory throw away account
Happened last night. I've been fighting a head cold for the past week and on top of that have had a stomach bug the past day or so. It's been awful and haven't been sleeping well because of it. For minor sicknesses, I us... | 3 | 13 | |
1650629694 | 1650640660 | t3_u9d8sh | t5_2to41 | 104 | cigar_dude: TIFU opening a coconut on the dining room table
My wife's mother and step father came in to visit last week. I actually really love my in laws. They're good people. Also my wife and her entire family are Ukrainian and her mother loves to cook me borscht, zrazy, and Zharkoe. Anyways, her mother brought m... | 4 | 26 | |
1650630460 | 1650638268 | t3_u9dh7x | t5_2to41 | 3 | Deva-Gupt-2006: TIFU by making a ridiculous joke and now I'm in trouble [Prank gone too far]
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So this actually happened yesterday, I was just at the home bored and doing homework scribbling the stuff in. There comes a message from one of my classmates, who usually asks for such. I wasn't in the mood and tried t... | 3 | 1 | |
1650632191 | 1650635911 | t3_u9e0vo | t5_2to41 | 5 | User72942: TIFU by letting somebody call my brother stupid
So today I(F22) helped at my brothers(M8) school with a school event where we had to help the kids with different activities
I was helping a group of other kids (they were all classmates of my brother, note: my brother wasn't there) with an activity and one k... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1650632275 | 1650708138 | t3_u9e1vk | t5_2to41 | 3,445 | [deleted]: Tifu by ignoring the red flags
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toss_off_accouny: Wrong sub my friend, you weren't the one who fucked up.
Block her now so you don't drunk call her, dump her tomorrow, stay safe, get a ride home, and I'm raising a glass to you!
modest_arrogance: I really hope OP has blocked her on everything.
And ... | 8 | 430.625 | |
1650636034 | 1650638456 | t3_u9fdl2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by exposing the identity of teacher who was charged with SAing minors.
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baggyandkitty: A yearbook photo would not be considered a "private photo" in the legal sense you're thinking Its a collection of photos of the schools attendees and staff, distributed at will (everyone photographed within d... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1650636417 | 1650679373 | t3_u9fink | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU completely blowing a golden opportunity at a concert last night.
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SoMuchNeverSaid: It was just a momentarily lapse of judgement. Go back to that club! You still have a chance - her dad thought you were cute!
Itirpon: Yeah, go back and hit on Dad. Less likely to have a purse to spill, and he ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1650637086 | 1650637779 | t3_u9fr92 | t5_2to41 | 18 | the_earth_vibe: TIFU by falling off a railing while drunky balls
No this didn't happen today but you don't really care, do you? I was out drinking with my ex bf at this trippy cool place called Lulu's, situated on the the 2nd floor of an outdoor mall on the beach. I was pounding down the drinks, you know how those Long... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1650637989 | 1650663900 | t3_u9g2un | t5_2to41 | 6 | ergepard: TIFU by making a sandwich
So this happened about 30 minutes ago. I was making a sandwich and I saw a box of buns sitting on the counter. I open the box and see it has a note. I was confused for a second, because I have a coworker in the house and I have no reason to break and open up the box. So I open it up ... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1650615328 | 1650650920 | t3_u99k0q | t5_2to41 | 11 | midas1419: TIFU by getting divorced by breaking my wife's trust in me
I married my angel of a wife 3 yrs ago with all the happiness in the world... She is literally the best thing that has ever happened to me... she stood by me through everything. Even when i was unemployed during covid for 1.5 yrs. I owe her everythin... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1650641308 | 1650642204 | t3_u9hax7 | t5_2to41 | 38 | Blackdog3377: TIFU by breaking up with my GF right before going on vacation
This just happened last night. Me and my GF have been together for a little over 2 years now. The relationship was good for awhile, but she had surgery a little less than a year in and it completely changed the dynamic of the relationship. Sh... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1650642261 | 1650699339 | t3_u9hnil | t5_2to41 | 1,003 | mcdonaldsfrenchfri: TIFU: by showing everyone in my lecture hall my ass
you guys have seen me before, I am the girl that shit in the Mcdonald's bag so really my life is one big comedy movie.
*side note: this class was in a lecture hall so it was many rows of seats and each row is lifted like a stadium so everyone can ... | 7 | 143.285714 | |
1650643820 | 1650688512 | t3_u9i8v0 | t5_2to41 | 52 | anoymius: TIFU by not just pleasuring myself like everybody else
Throwaway because I know people here.
Today I (24M) decided, after a little time of abstinence, to have some time for myself after having an empty apartment to myself.
As a background, I‘m bicurious and no stranger to experimenting with different ways a... | 4 | 13 | |
1650646617 | 1650650181 | t3_u9jaf3 | t5_2to41 | 27 | throwaway8376261992: TIFU by almost cheating on my fiancée
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DeadliftDingo: Bets on how long this marriage lasts?
Sucrose-Daddy: 2 *maybe* 3
TheKingpling: Days, weeks or months?
Sucrose-Daddy: Yeah… maybe even 4 if you think about it
| 5 | 5.4 | |
1650647494 | 1650718824 | t3_u9jmnn | t5_2to41 | 34 | Glashutte: TIFU by accidentally letting a girl grab my concealed pistol at a nightclub
Disclaimer : this didnt occur recently, it was a few years ago but my buddy brought it up and told me about this sub
Before I start, I know what I did was extremely stupid. I live in a relatively conservative state that allows peop... | 25 | 1.36 | |
1650648364 | 1650652040 | t3_u9jxsz | t5_2to41 | 22 | DreadfulOomska: TIFU by staying out until dawn, not telling my partner
Obviously a dick move, and my partner is justifiably livid.
I had a couple of drinks after work before meeting a good friend. He shared, unprompted, that he believes he has ADHD. I was diagnosed in February, aged 36. I've never had a conversation w... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1650649136 | 1650651723 | t3_u9k7w4 | t5_2to41 | 94 | MaleQueef: TIFU by not realizing I was about to have an Asthma attack during my Grindr hookup
I a 21(m) went on a hook up with a 25(m), no strings attached. He said he had a place so all I had to do was go there.
While I was preparing, prepping and dressing up. I notice I was sweating unusually on a cold day. I brus... | 3 | 31.333333 | |
1650654269 | 1650658722 | t3_u9m311 | t5_2to41 | 50 | night117hawk: TIFU by not taking a change in my urination habits seriously.
Never thought I’d make one of these posts but yeah here I am.
For preface I am a 29m and about 2-3 weeks ago I officially became a registered nurse which makes this fuck up sting just a bit more.
About 2 weeks ago I noticed that I was peeing ... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1650655452 | 1650700567 | t3_u9mim3 | t5_2to41 | 7,460 | I-Cant-Take-Any-More: TIFU after deciding I want to live.
Throwaway because my future depends on nobody knowing this story. Also trigger warning(pun intended) for big sad.
Let me preface the fuck up by explaining that I don't want to forever sleep anymore; don't worry about me.
So the other day I found out that my ho... | 15 | 497.333333 | |
1650659042 | 1650675079 | t3_u9ntst | t5_2to41 | 71,008 | TIFUwhyyyyyyymeeeeee: TIFU telling my parents about my inheritance
TLDR; sister died and left me her home, parents tried to sell it so I had to explain the will. Now they’re gonna sue me.
My 36F sister died 6 months ago from a heart condition. She practically raised me so it’s been pretty difficult to deal with. I’m... | 18 | 3,944.888889 | |
1650658744 | 1650660718 | t3_u9npxs | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidently burning my neck with a rotating curling iron, leaving a scar that looks like a hickey.
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Kimmm711: If a dude is gonna get bent out of shape bc a woman he just went on a date with is paying for a hotel room but is turned off cuz she had a hickey... OK my rationale is fizzling out.
... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1650660308 | 1650660804 | t3_u9oa28 | t5_2to41 | 153 | lazercats191: TIFU by wearing the same pants as yesterday
This happened at 4.30 am after I showed up to work, so it was a great way to start my day. I happened to put on a pair of jeans that I wore yesterday too, because like most people, I don’t wash them after every wear. They are bootleg style, so they flair quite a... | 7 | 21.857143 | |
1650661039 | 1650913461 | t3_u9ojp6 | t5_2to41 | 2,043 | NoMoreSurgery: TIFU by legally changing my name into a racial slur
My (adoptive) parents raised since I was maybe 3 years old. Since my bio-mom named me, my surname is different from my parents. I've always felt a little weird about not having the same last name, so I decided I would change it. In the midst of changi... | 19 | 107.526316 | |
1650661376 | 1650663516 | t3_u9ooae | t5_2to41 | 4 | Early_Option_3198: TIFU by getting way too high and breaking into what I thought was my house but turned out to be a retirement home
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nekokattt: this is a blatant shitpost, unless you can provide evidence.
Early_Option_3198: I have evidence
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1650662882 | 1650710409 | t3_u9p88e | t5_2to41 | 459 | i_am_not_cringe: TIFU by pleasuring myself during an earthquake
This happened right now.
I was masturbating as usual and I was about to climax but then I get an alert on my phone and it auto unlocks my screen and as I'm jerking off I glance over and it says "Earthquake alert" so my brain goes "We have to bust as so... | 5 | 91.8 | |
1650663756 | 1650664998 | t3_u9pjnv | t5_2to41 | 17 | Dino-Nugget247: TIFU — Don’t mix Nyquil and Energy drinks
I have terrible sleep. I have no problem getting to sleep but staying asleep? I’m up every 2-3 hours—still undiagnosed but seeking answers (most recent hypothesis is obstructive sleep apnea).
Anyways rewind to last night, took NyQuil every 4 hours (8pm, 12am, 4... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1650663040 | 1650677279 | t3_u9paan | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering my girlfriend food
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RudeSprinkles1240: So. Your girlfriend is separated from her husband but still living with him, and he got upset because you had food delivered to her?
How can I break it to you? Your "girlfriend" isn't separated.
Arcanegil: Yeah your the side piece.
| 3 | 12 | |
1650664041 | 1650664853 | t3_u9pnen | t5_2to41 | 267 | yourdadisabean: Got a story to share? Come share on Episode #5 of TIFU Talks!
Xaixa728alt: i ain't joining, im deaf
JerBoi999: Damn I hear you
Xaixa728alt: 3:(
farmerghost10: Ballsack above sad face??
Xaixa728alt: no, it's a annoyed face i made up
| 6 | 44.5 | |
1650667282 | 1650697875 | t3_u9qswb | t5_2to41 | 3 | Pairot-_-: TIFU by shooting a lizard with an Airsoft gun and now I feel terrible:(. /// TIFU by accidentally telling a your mom joke to my friend
So a little back round I’m a dumb teenager who did a dumb thing.
So I got an Airsoft gas blow-back pistol when I was ten but ran out of gas for awhile. I recently got more ... | 3 | 1 | |
1650669183 | 1650672236 | t3_u9rgra | t5_2to41 | 100 | [deleted]: TIFU by flashing my doctor
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andywalker76: OP, I wouldn't be worried. A few doctors have had to see my junk.
hippildee: I know it’s nothing crazy lol. I’ve have OBGYNs in my junk. The situation did not call for having me exposed crack in her face though lol
Sucrose-Daddy: I know this is off topic but... | 4 | 25 | |
1650668994 | 1650724338 | t3_u9reg4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | GiganforMonsterverse: TIFU by Accidentally Stripping for my Crush's Best Friends
No throwaway because only one friend knows this account, but if she or her friends find this post, then I am screwed.
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The other day my Social Studies teacher decided to let the class go outside because we hadn't much to do t... | 5 | 3 | |
1650670931 | 1651635393 | t3_u9s162 | t5_2to41 | 6 | ThrowAwayPride96: TIFU by not expecting a proposal
This didn't happen today but it was very very recent. Jacob took me out to a fancy but busy restaurant. This is not the first time we've been here but its the first time we ordered a 5 course meal with red wine. I went to the washroom just before desert was delivered a... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1650673227 | 1650679744 | t3_u9srvs | t5_2to41 | 34 | fudgepotpacker: TIFU by accidentally allowing my sisters to eat my pot fudge
I make and sell marijuana infused fudge. My husband sells flower, cookies, etc, and I manage the fudge. Grandma’s recipe but with weed butter instead of regular butter. Our friends love it and it sells well which helps our finances.
However. ... | 7 | 4.857143 | |
1650676681 | 1650690209 | t3_u9tuok | t5_2to41 | 43 | Icktan: Tifu by telling my ex fiancé’s parents that her ex boyfriend was abusing her
Apologies if bad format, first post on Reddit.
Around two weeks ago my (M24), ex (F21) from two years ago texted me out of the blue asking me to meet as she was staying at her parents house, I agreed and that night she explained that h... | 3 | 14.333333 |
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