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1650846347 | 1650918104 | t3_ub8c7f | t5_2to41 | -3 | Early_Option_3198: TIFU by cumming on my doctor during a penis examination
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[deleted]: I miss the time before this sub was mainly porn fantasies
Early_Option_3198: Same. Good thing I am not contributing to the corruption of this subreddit because my stories are truthful
ninernetneepneep: Then you are a sad, di... | 9 | -0.333333 | |
1650846928 | 1650871147 | t3_ub8isd | t5_2to41 | 103 | Do_You_Mind_But: TIFU NSFW Having sex without closed doors
Today I fucked up because…., So as u can imagine it’s a Saturday night, I’ve been out drinking watching me and my gf’s favourite sports team play and since they’re garbage we are drinking a lot.
Fast forward after a hazy bud ride home and a bag full of Chine... | 4 | 25.75 | |
1650848086 | 1650852711 | t3_ub8vv0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | shortandsad00: TIFU by flirting with a guy I kinda like the friendzoning him when he asked to meet up
So this guy (17) started texting me (17f) over Snapchat yesterday. I know him a bit from school but all the things I’ve heard about him are that he’s kinda weird. He actually asked one of my friends for my snap but she... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1650850555 | 1650869212 | t3_ub9o83 | t5_2to41 | 460 | Excellent-Ad4515: TIFU by using too much lube
This is a throwaway for obvious reasons and I’m on mobile so sorry in advance for formatting.
You ever have something so ridiculous happen to you that you almost can't believe it's real? Something so comical that you only see it on TV or read about it? Well I had one of t... | 5 | 92 | |
1650851203 | 1650907363 | t3_ub9p55 | t5_2to41 | 7 | thetoiletslayer: Just remind them they are the ones freaking out over what underwear someone wears, and thats far more harmful(and weird) than wearing whatever underwear you prefer
HiddenRouge1: That's certainly debatable. Who is to say what counts as "harmful" or even "offensive" such that we can just exclude those we... | 12 | 0.583333 | |
1650850791 | 1650858238 | t3_ub9qro | t5_2to41 | 153 | _Luna_lover_: TIFU by letting my sister know I plan to move out and cut off my family.
I had an extremely abusive childhood and grew up to resent my parents more heavily my mom. Even though she didn’t abandon me like my dad and wasn’t nearly as abusive as him I’ve always hated her more. We got in an argument a couple o... | 4 | 38.25 | |
1650852691 | 1650902755 | t3_ubabyw | t5_2to41 | 48 | Citrusbird386: TIFU by convincing my family to download the Life360 app.
The reason for this is because my older brother, my grandma and I are all driving pretty far out. (My bro and i are for deliveries. Our grandma is for her 2 jobs). My mom was totally for this idea, but my brother was not and i totally understand e... | 4 | 12 | |
1650853661 | 1650857257 | t3_ubamhf | t5_2to41 | 12 | Kill_Switch21: TIFU by accidentally insulting someone.
So what happened was that a dude here from my neighbourhood who I know barely knew met me on the street near his car as he was about to go and was asking me if I knew a good doctor who could treat this minor allergy he had at the leg which was like a rash or someth... | 4 | 3 | |
1650851783 | 1650859477 | t3_uba1vf | t5_2to41 | 24 | trainlover_176: TIFU by getting so close to having an amazing wedding playlist!
So I am getting married soon, as one is to do when you get married you have to plan that wedding. Today my fiancé and I were working on outlining our special events playlist for the special parts of the ceremony and reception. Walking down ... | 3 | 8 | |
1650855618 | 1650870097 | t3_ubb7bu | t5_2to41 | 43 | AdmiralTacos681: TIFU by pranking my entire family
So this was April 1st of 2022. So not to long ago. I was thinking of pranks to pull on my brother since he had been tormenting me for the past five years and he wouldn’t stop to I decided to get him back. I came up with a prank where I put salt in his water but he was... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1650859864 | 1650868457 | t3_ubcfoq | t5_2to41 | 2 | sendmesporesandseeds: Tifu by sending a d pic
Tifu I have been chatting with a girl i met online. We seemed to be getting along amd everything was going smoothly. I had to let her down when i found out i would be mov8ng for work but said i would be down to hang out if she was ever in my area to which she said she would... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1650859930 | 1650955653 | t3_ubcgdb | t5_2to41 | 83 | sendmesporesandseeds: TIFU by sending a d pic
Tifu I have been chatting with a girl i met online. We seemed to be getting along and everything was going smoothly. I had to let her down when i found out i would be moving for work but said i would be down to hang out if she was ever in my area. she said she would be and ... | 12 | 6.916667 | |
1650861710 | 1650922583 | t3_ubcxf2 | t5_2to41 | 8,167 | ShmeatDealer: TIFU by telling a coworker my Pay Rate
>tl;dr my coworker has been with the company for two years, makes 1/4 of what I make for the same job, same title, Same duties, same workload, and I started last week… she’s pissed.
Anyway,
she and I are pretty decent friends, like, she’s a funky lesbian that ... | 12 | 680.583333 | |
1650861526 | 1650915125 | t3_ubcvom | t5_2to41 | 27 | distinctish: TIFU by letting my intrusive thoughts win
Admittedly as a child, I was awful with brushing my teeth. Don't know why but I was one of those kids that would sit on the counter and just run the sink for 2 minutes and then turn it off to convince my parents I was brushing my teeth when I really wasn't. It didn... | 3 | 9 | |
1650862831 | 1650863182 | t3_ubd8ea | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: Tifu by jerking off in my friend's sister's bedroom
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cedarnotes: Alex Trebeck, what is "Things that did not happen" for $600?
lecheconmarvel: Brian Williams has entered the chat.
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1650864557 | 1650865467 | t3_ubdohm | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by crashing at my dad’s disgusting house.
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Helly_BB: Sad that your dad only has your sister to help him. She’s obviously not caring for him. Poor guy 🥺
lemachet: Yea, If only there was another offspring or something. like if your sister had a sibling who was staying there for a while rent free... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1650865828 | 1650875230 | t3_ube05s | t5_2to41 | 79 | [deleted]: TIFU By Lying to My Ex that I Moved On
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forfucksakedude: “If I hadn’t lied, I know he would have spent the rest of his life being single”, that’s seriously fucked up to think that way. You need help.
JelliDopey: I'm aware I need help. And he's the one that's said that to me, and that he would only m... | 4 | 19.75 | |
1650868627 | 1650874266 | t3_ubeoyc | t5_2to41 | 6 | HmmsterIya: TIFU by taking thc gummeis.
So I've been dealing with a string of bad events. I've lost friends and destroyed my own sense of self. I had a complete mental breakdown, lost my job, nearly went to jail and checked myself into a psychiatric hospital. A lot of other things happened too. I decided to just go all... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1650865595 | 1650918204 | t3_ubdy04 | t5_2to41 | 51 | faceless_coloradian: TIFU by buying my gf cbd capsules
Literally happened 3 hours ago.
My girlfriend is a little over a month post pregnancy, and my aunt had given her some cbd capsules to help her sleep a couple weeks after giving birth. Today, a whole 3 weeks after that, I bought her some more since she had went thr... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1650875987 | 1650967969 | t3_ubge11 | t5_2to41 | 41 | 404nutsfound: TIFU by fucking a friend’s brother-in-law
How is this a fuck up? He’s married and in a monogamous relationship. We had recently bonded over being in mutually shitty situations.
Background: he is married with 4 kids, he is also my closest friend’s brother in law. I am single and have been for nearly a dec... | 9 | 4.555556 | |
1650875142 | 1650927567 | t3_ubg77v | t5_2to41 | 229 | [deleted]: TIFU by having regular milk in my coffee as extremely lactose intolerant. And yes, I did shit my pants in public.
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terrorpaw: how does this happen? doesn't the container of regular milk look completely different from soy/oat/almond/whatever your usual is?
iejdjf716: In sweden it looks like regular m... | 6 | 38.166667 | |
1650877077 | 1650877806 | t3_ubgmwm | t5_2to41 | 64 | PrimeAussieGoodness: TIFU by smoking Chillies
Can we all just take a minute while I tell you all about my isolation project?
Me being a man who loves hot things and loves his smoker thought it would be fucking ingenious and fantastic to make my own chilli salt.
So, I bought 1kg of habanero chillies and 500g of jalapeñ... | 4 | 16 | |
1650877774 | 1650895795 | t3_ubgt6h | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by cumming in my own mouth.
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Kuban96: Why do I feel like this is only the beginning
crorin: Coming up next, TIFU by cumming at my nose.
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1650871439 | 1650881761 | t3_ubfcuy | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting people can hear through the walls
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PlaneConstruction886: My neighbor who lives under me basically recited to me all the shit I said about him the last 6 months…
ArtistCole: Hilarious!
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1650881190 | 1650961895 | t3_ubhmnk | t5_2to41 | 353 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my crush wet
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nomorepantsforme: Sounds like part of a romantic comedy
MoeAnderson: I swear I live in a slow burn romantic comedy
SansUndertaleLmao: Throw some napalm on it, ask her out brody. Literally nothing truly bad can happen
NukeWarz: this is a lie dude
SansUndertaleLmao: Is it ... | 9 | 39.222222 | |
1650885517 | 1650938820 | t3_ubiren | t5_2to41 | 8 | burn3rrrrrrr: TIFU by telling ex gf her friend was better looking
This was about 5 or so years ago and I am not with said girl anymore. I graduated college and she was 2 years behind me. We did long distance (a few hours) for just over a semester before shit hit the fan.
I was 21 at the time and she was 19 and she h... | 4 | 2 | |
1650886224 | 1650891113 | t3_ubiyo1 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Barney_Mully: TIFU by Running The Gauntlet
I've always had a 'do now, think later' mindset, and today was no exception. I was watching a video labelling some of the darkest websites ever, and one of the websites featured was Run The Gauntlet. RTG is a website that challenges you to make it through 20 of the most revolt... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1650887400 | 1650933201 | t3_ubjakd | t5_2to41 | 10 | elmokun182: TIFU by giving my step dad a t-shirt
I got my step dad a t-shirt for his birthday, he's in to boats and has been working on repairing a boat of his own so i got him a nautical themed(ish) t-shirt that just simply has a W and a picture of an anchor (shirt basically says wanker) i got it in navy blue for lik... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1650887456 | 1650899536 | t3_ubjb6b | t5_2to41 | 18,433 | thowaway481798: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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leuno: i just feel bad that you were always the blower and never the blowee. Some friend James is. pfft.
thowaway481798: James was a selfish lover, however with more experience I found that i p... | 11 | 1,675.727273 | |
1650887040 | 1650888473 | t3_ubj6wv | t5_2to41 | 197 | fortynachos: TIFU by yelling at a little girl bringing me homemade desserts
This TIFU actually happened yesterday. If anyone knows what a good "I'm sorry I yelled and scared your 4 year old during Ramadan" present is, feel free to DM me.
A coworker / friend moved in nearby my house recently, and he and his family hav... | 3 | 65.666667 | |
1650889528 | 1650892052 | t3_ubjy1j | t5_2to41 | 26 | Naterdave: TIFU by purchasing a piece of art at Comic Con
This happened yesterday, but I still wanted to post about it. I’m still trying to process what exactly happened. First, for some background, my friend managed to get 2 tickets to Comic Con, which is one of the biggest events in my city. After a few road blocks a... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1650891376 | 1650916255 | t3_ubkito | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU as I cancelled plans to see my girlfriend after two weeks apart, and then she wanted a break (up?)
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BaresK: Show her how much you want her/need her, dont give up. Sounds like thats what she want!
ThePancakeDocument: Or she could communicate her needs, and be respectful of op’s as well.
BaresK: ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1650891358 | 1651157615 | t3_ubkima | t5_2to41 | 422 | Brigga13: TIFU by forgetting I was live streaming
Decided to give streaming on twitch a go. I recently got super into flight simulator and I wanted to stream to a couple of people who might have been interested. I started up the stream and played whilst streaming to my 2 or so viewers for about an hour. After only havi... | 5 | 84.4 | |
1650892560 | 1650980957 | t3_ubkxc0 | t5_2to41 | 76 | [deleted]: TIFU by being that guy on snapchat
It was a hot day where I live and on social media people were making the best of the weather by doing anything they could to cool off, including going swimming.
So I open snapchat and see that one of my crushes posted a story in a bikini, and my dumb brain doesn't think an... | 7 | 10.857143 | |
1650889883 | 1651002971 | t3_ubk20v | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a dream about killing myself
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Acps199610: Had this before, I remember deciding to jump off the cliff and apparently that somehow got me rolled off the bed. Scared the crap out of my fiancé.
Tridon_Terrafold: I mean what's the difference really, rolling off the bed and falling off a cl... | 7 | 6.714286 | |
1650893570 | 1650902581 | t3_ubl9b4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by cyberbullying bullying my friends ex
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Shinrahunter: Don't take this the wrong way, have you been tested for autism?
I ask that because impulsively, misunderstanding social cues, social awkwardness and problems regulating emotions are all common signs that you may be on the spectrum.
What y... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1650894619 | 1650898991 | t3_ublmao | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by Falling In love with my roommate and becoming a bad person because of it.
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SorryAd1116: The issue is you were never her friend. Period. You can tell yourself you were her best friend all you want but it's a lie. You're the classic "good guy" who's pretending to be a friend but the second the... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1650894455 | 1650896658 | t3_ublkc5 | t5_2to41 | 105 | Always_Peeved: TIFU by building my chair wrong 5 years ago
So around 5 years ago my mother bought me a computer chair, which I thought would be a great upgrade from the one I had. It was nothing fancy but it had armrests which my old one lacked so that was a plus. It came in parts so I got to assembling it, putting the... | 3 | 35 | |
1650899186 | 1650900362 | t3_ubn91e | t5_2to41 | 48 | HUmaking: TIFU by fainting and vomiting on a first date [NSFW]
Obligatory this didn’t happen today, happened about 2.5 years ago.
At the time I was new to dating apps and wasn’t having much luck until I matched with a girl by the name of, let’s say, Emma. She was stunning and I felt way out of my league. Somehow we ma... | 3 | 16 | |
1650901615 | 1650903697 | t3_ubo65j | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Tifu: I was a coward
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VlIanTheRatSmacker: Excellent tldr, totally understand what happened
Wafflemasta1: Better?
VlIanTheRatSmacker: Immensely, thank you very much
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1650902239 | 1650908950 | t3_uboepa | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU When I Drew Large Penises On Every Single Page Of A Wedding Book Thinking It Would Be Hilarious...
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GoodAcanthocephala95: You ruined a keepsake of another person and still think it’s funny when you were told it hurt the couple who owned the book. You are an asshole and why the father continues... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1650901833 | 1651002006 | t3_ubo95p | t5_2to41 | 1,860 | LilikoiFarmer: TIFU by letting a friend smoke salvia
This actually happened years ago but I just thought about it.
A friend was over and wanted to try salvia. As a side note, salvia imo is awful and un-fun stuff. I won't recommend. I pack a bong of it and explain how he needs to do one large bong hit of it and that th... | 6 | 310 | |
1650903230 | 1650987551 | t3_ubosz3 | t5_2to41 | 138 | Uzgame2: TIFU by trying to drive my father's car
I don't know how to drive cars but I love to drive them, so today out of sheer curiosity I wanted to start my father's car. I put the key in and rotated it, the car did not start, then I held the clutch and put the gear at neutral, I rotated the key again an it started. ... | 9 | 15.333333 | |
1650905095 | 1650913104 | t3_ubpii2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by stopping a guy from getting kicked in the face instead of just reporting it
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Desert_hike: Call the police and make a report before those two do some serious damage!!
MookieByrd: THIS!!! File a report as soon as possible
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1650903342 | 1650913072 | t3_ubouim | t5_2to41 | 38 | TrippHazard: TIFU by trying to tell a woman's subreddit about RAOMD
Happened just this morning.
Someone posted about double standards in dating: "casual sex is okay for men but makes women sluts" and "men get themselves off and don't care about female pleasure". One comment went on to assert that according to men, fem... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1650906075 | 1650928622 | t3_ubpwav | t5_2to41 | 82 | shit_poster9000: TIFU by ignoring some itchy red marks on my legs, an update
For a recap, I had somewhat recently moved out of my parent’s place (approaching 1 year since), and after a time I started getting tons of red, itchy marks similar to mosquito bites but smaller. I assumed it was some sort of chafing issue (as... | 6 | 13.666667 | |
1650908484 | 1650912554 | t3_ubqtam | t5_2to41 | 14 | ImAshroom-69: TIFU by almost letting my best friend borrow money
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ThinkCow83: Is this meant to be funny? 🤔😒
powfuldragon: yeah, it's an old South Park joke.
ThinkCow83: So not funny then....
bexxiic: I take it you're fun at parties
ThinkCow83: I mean I didn't get the joke..... I had to ask for it to be expla... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1650910040 | 1651067689 | t3_ubreak | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by being ugly and short
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AffectionateDealer3: It’s not because you’re short or your face is interpreted to be ugly. It’s your attitude about it... you’re making that your entire personality. Sure, there are women out there who care a lot about looks and that’s something they do value, but that’... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1650910495 | 1650928456 | t3_ubrkbu | t5_2to41 | 9 | divinexaries: TIFU by eating spacecake with WAY too much thc in it
It was 4/20 last week and my friends and I wanted to get very baked to celebrate. A friend of a friend who used to be a plug said he had some weed butter left and that we should bake some spacecake. And since I live alone and have an oven it was decided... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1650912287 | 1650912819 | t3_ubs88h | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying on reddit
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FatTreeChoppin: How do we know this isn’t made up
PhantasyAngel: "That's the best part you don't"
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1650918660 | 1650921454 | t3_ubupby | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking sexual stuff to my friends sister
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GiveMeYourMilq: You should probably tell ur friend before she gets a chance to do it first
Desperate_Net5346: I don't want to because im not sure that she will even tell anyone
GrapeCollie: She's 14. You don't talk like that to 14 year Olds. What th... | 8 | 0.625 | |
1650917023 | 1650922442 | t3_ubu2ef | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by following a youtube iPhone hack and becoming the talk of my neighborhood
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daanos60: This is why we need to see dislikes, 112 is the emergency number of the Netherlands
the_merkin: And every single European country, and most South American and North American countries.
daanos60: Oh, I didn't ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1650920749 | 1650921163 | t3_ubviks | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU/DIFU By Sending a Potentially Creepy Message?
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Vips_GTA: Doesn't look like
It seems a fun message
[deleted]: So I’m probably safe?
Vips_GTA: If she is a good friend then she would not mind..
Such jokes / leg pulling/ flirting should be part of the friendship
Unless she is of overthinking type
[... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1650922075 | 1650978566 | t3_ubw036 | t5_2to41 | 30,673 | troublemaker_girl: TIFU by wearing a low cut tank top to an amusement park
Obligatory this happened a few days ago. So for the weekend, my ldr boyfriend came up to see me.
On Saturday we went to this amusement park that is near me. I was wearing a yellow sunflower tank top that day with cutoffs. We decided to go on t... | 14 | 2,190.928571 | |
1650924112 | 1650925699 | t3_ubwrb5 | t5_2to41 | 59 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting a girl on insta
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smoothvelveteen: This is actually called sextortion & 100% of the time they are bluffing.
burner92727362: This dude seemed real about it. And pissed. If I blocked him, I bet he would've sent the pics to one person and said "I'll send it to the rest if I don't ge... | 7 | 8.428571 | |
1650925215 | 1650928822 | t3_ubwxyr | t5_2to41 | 15 | mischivousmic: Op is Marge Simpson, Becky tried to steal homer
fouryourlichen: Becky? I thought her name was Mindy.
>Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts...
mischivousmic: Shit wasn't there a Becky? 🤣
mischivousmic: Yeah i just checked it was Becky
fouryourlichen: I guess Becky was S1... | 5 | 3 | |
1650918390 | 1650929127 | t3_ubullc | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by bringing up a bad social media interaction in the breakroom
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thrwawy745: I mean I wasn't there, and I don't have the complete context nor do I know what exactly was said, but to me it sounds like you were venting about a frustration which is completely understandable. While that may have le... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1650926083 | 1650986115 | t3_ubxhds | t5_2to41 | 6,612 | sweatjacketkid: TIFU by showing my dying dad my nudes
Technically, the FU was a few days ago, no throwaway because my dignity is long gone by now.
My fiancé and I were staying at my parents’ house overnight, so that I can get as much time with my dad as possible before he passes away. We spent the day watching old fa... | 7 | 944.571429 | |
1650926089 | 1650965827 | t3_ubxhgn | t5_2to41 | 600 | xPAWGx: TIFU by trusting my mom
So today I fucked up by trusting my mom.
It's been going on over 10 years actually. Non native English speaker so be indulging
So my mom made a boyfriend 10 years ago after being single for 10 years. I'm really thrilled for her since she left my alcoholic dad 10 years back. She's tel... | 5 | 120 | |
1650925961 | 1650928221 | t3_ubxfuc | t5_2to41 | 1 | LazyLarry2022: TIFU by accidentally letting my boss see my chats with my sex slave
So this happened a couple of months ago but I (27m) wasn’t able to talk about it until now.
When covid hit, the company that I’ve worked for previously decided to go remote. They immediately decided the employees that were working from ... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1650927430 | 1650928044 | t3_ubxyhj | t5_2to41 | 153 | ThrowawayofKings20: TIFU by not realizing a bridesmaid was flirting with me
TIFU by not realizing a bridesmaid was hitting on me
Happened over the weekend at my best friends wedding.
I was a groomsman, so there was lots of time spent with the bridal party before and during the wedding. A lot of times a bridesmaid an... | 6 | 25.5 | |
1650928860 | 1650962771 | t3_ubygty | t5_2to41 | 14 | pigjingles: TIFU by using my mom's good sewing scissors
Obligatory this didn't happen today, it happened many years ago and I just _learned about_ it today. 4 y.o. me apparently had a curious streak, but was also four years old. The following is based on inference and confession at the time, since I have no recollect... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1650927761 | 1650933812 | t3_uby2v8 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Ben_Unlocked: TIFU by following my dreams (to travel)
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jaimequebec: You sound very interesting. The mountain, cycling and other accomplishments are for you only. They are not how you'll be remembered (by people). You've been lucky in life. Search some way to give back. Help with, foe example, youth hiking, etc... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1650928987 | 1650937683 | t3_ubyicg | t5_2to41 | 32 | Digherouttillshebust: TIFU by wearing a latex condom on my penis when I’m allergic to latex
So backtrack to when I was six years old I’ve known from being at the dentist that I was allergic to latex. When they’d put the latex glove on my face it would get really numb and itchy, and if I can recall correctly swell a lit... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1650931307 | 1650950656 | t3_ubzanr | t5_2to41 | 41 | Pinkbunny432: TIFU by eating a 120mg edible at work and getting high for 15 hours
This happened yesterday so it’s really a yesterday I fucked up. Like the title says I ate a marijuana edible at work. I had tried the exact type before and they didn’t do anything, but this time it did.
Here’s where the fuck up happens.... | 7 | 5.857143 | |
1650931771 | 1650945978 | t3_ubzg9k | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by being racist.
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andnom: No but where are you really from??
BrokeABowl: Bangladesh, but why is that relevant?
andnom: No i mean where are you really from?
BrokeABowl: HAHAH I wish I had an award to give you this is too funny. Touché.
I see how the girl must've felt. Thank you.
andnom: You’re w... | 6 | 1 | |
1650931879 | 1651131992 | t3_ubzhm5 | t5_2to41 | 13 | r0cketman36: TIFU by referencing The Game by Neil Strauss.
Started a new job recently and have been going into the mostly-empty office finding my feet. Friday just gone I was sitting in my section alone when two girls from another section walked through and invited me to lunch. I didn't really want to go, but reluctant... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1650932470 | 1651013894 | t3_ubzomt | t5_2to41 | 28 | Radiodaize: TIFU by cock-blocking myself and not bringing my medication on a date?
My dating life has been a complete train wreck the past few years. I've mostly been using dating apps because I'm not big on bars and have been working from home, so it's hard to meet women.
Most of the women I met were unrecognizable f... | 7 | 4 | |
1650932452 | 1650933191 | t3_ubzoes | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking Buspar for the first time
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SmittyManJensen_: Sounds like a placebo effect. Buspar doesn’t work like that.
xxZenjixx: Yeah. I just took Buspar and I am and always have been fine on it. Maybe its different for others, though.
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1650934015 | 1650951166 | t3_uc06pr | t5_2to41 | 42 | Super_Finish_7138: TIFU by following my heart and calling my crush
Hi, I(21F) usually just read stuff on Reddit, I’m more of a “ghost” redditor. I never thought that my first ever post would be this but I’m so overwhelmed with sadness and heartbreak I need to let it out somehow.
For context, there was a guy I was se... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1650936316 | 1650938195 | t3_uc0xsl | t5_2to41 | 16 | catherinel13: TIFU by testing new dryer plug before connecting it to the dryer
Old washer and dryer are 15 years old. Ordered a new set. This is a first for me. Accidentally ordered a 4 prong cord instead of three cord which is what my outlet is. Because of this the delivery people were not able to hook up my dryer. Th... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1650936719 | 1650984101 | t3_uc12b6 | t5_2to41 | 11,545 | TIFUcancer: TIFU by accidentally making my friends think needed chemo and they shaved their heads and eyebrows in solidarity
I thought y'all might want to hear about a funny thing that happened in my life recently!! (Not exactly "today") but close enough!
Okay, so I (20f) was diagnosed with cancer. It's operable, "Sta... | 9 | 1,282.777778 | |
1650938077 | 1650943394 | t3_uc1i4v | t5_2to41 | -2 | Ishamatzu: TIFU by sleeping with a coworker
This FU happened a month ago. A coworker at work became my friend and we hung out once a week, cleaning an airbnb cabin for extra cash. He paid me $60 for four hours of my time. I liked hanging out with him (it was fun), until...
One evening, we stopped at a gas station for ... | 8 | -0.25 | |
1650939062 | 1650941677 | t3_uc1tqa | t5_2to41 | 7 | Alvsvar: TIFU by causing spike in Tinnitus from noise canceling headphones
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twohedwlf: Pressure caused by noise cancelling headphones? I've never noticed pressure from them. Either that's not how it works, or I'm dramatically misunderstanding how they work.
Thisisthatguy99: All speakers (including headphones... | 7 | 1 | |
1650941268 | 1650976163 | t3_uc2iui | t5_2to41 | 6,150 | YourInfidelityInMe: TIFU I thought Tic Tac blow jobs would feel good for my neighbor
I don’t think I have actually seen a grown man cry in person. Like, a 6ft3 200lb blond-haired adult man…sobbing. And it was all my fault.
I discovered a local grocery store carried Berry Bliss Tic Tacs (they’re purple and pink) this p... | 15 | 410 | |
1650942156 | 1650979070 | t3_uc2thi | t5_2to41 | 7 | Alvsvar: TIFU by blasting my ears with sound from headphones, huge spike in tinnitus
I used noise canceling headphones with musicians earplugs underneath, so I could hear horns and sirens, people screaming. But the headphones put pressure on the plug and the sound entered the little from the plug and pressurized the ca... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1650948123 | 1650955223 | t3_uc4kbz | t5_2to41 | 57 | InteractionMuted: TIFU: Dad Connects to my Device with Bluetooth Headphones While I'm Watching Porn
So I was doing the "thing" in the bathroom and I had bluetooth headphones connected to my device. All of a sudden as I'm watching the porn video there's no sound and I'm like "Tf is going on." Thinking that the audio is ... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1650938296 | 1650991294 | t3_uc1klc | t5_2to41 | 164 | BlatantConservative: Slight housekeeping, new Rule 7.
This isn't a very big deal and shouldn't impact the subreddit in any large scale way.
#Rule 7
> No self promotion. No making posts with the express purpose of promoting your business/video game/porn career. Even if not mentioned within the text of the post, a... | 5 | 32.8 | |
1650951847 | 1651004517 | t3_uc5imd | t5_2to41 | 1,609 | Arcondark: TIFU by accidently giving my GF road rash by asking for anal
**Background** – I (early 30’s M) live with my GF (late 20’s F) of 3 years. She is very fit & beautiful. You could say I greatly appreciate all of her ASSets, but she would NEVER let me play the back 9 if you know what I mean. My GF’s parents i... | 6 | 268.166667 | |
1650956839 | 1650957052 | t3_uc6pr7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by hanging out with my crush/FWB’s best friend and getting caught
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omkarislegend: Crush refers to q relationship which is not q gf
If she caught you wtf will she do she is not you gf
Pretty_Beezle: But then it jeopardizes my chances of ever actually dating him as I would have loved to. I have... | 4 | 1 | |
1650957421 | 1651055941 | t3_uc6uj7 | t5_2to41 | 93 | NuclearEnergy: TIFU By forgetting insect repellent
More like a few days ago now, I F’d up by forgetting insect repellent while hiking. My arms are covered in bites (106 bites in total on my arms). I got absolute swarmed while I was out. My buddies didn’t bring any repellent either, but they ended up with much less bite... | 6 | 15.5 | |
1650960380 | 1651008162 | t3_uc7hia | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by biting my date’s dick and spitting the blood on him
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the1called_z: Haha is this real? How the hell could he not tell it was bleeding? Way to sentinel an area to not to notice that. Where you drinking? How'd the bandage stay in after he got soft. You don't regonize the taste of blood? So many... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1650966431 | 1650987653 | t3_uc8t90 | t5_2to41 | 38 | Fit-Card-8925: TIFU by Inhaling mouse poo dust and getting covid.
My grandma recently passed away and we are in the process of throwing away all the old piled up stuff that has been sitting in the garage for years.
Upon cleaning, mice over the years have decided to make there homes in the various chairs plastic bags f... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1650899668 | 1650980888 | t3_ubnfka | t5_2to41 | 13 | dramignophyte: Tifu by relenting when someone I knew wanted to come visit despite being very aware it was a trap.
Tl;dr: met girl in vegas had big falling out. She decides she wants to visit for her birthday since I live in a nice place (florida by the beach) and I stupidly agreed. Turned out my fears of her being a gr... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1650967779 | 1650968886 | t3_uc9528 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting angry at my boyfriend for forgetting our anniversaries
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solstice_gilder: how many birthdays do you have? monthsaries??? celebrate it every month? damn.
Simitusi: I lost it at the monthsaries lol
solstice_gilder: Haha right?! Imagine to keep that up for the rest of your life, goddamn... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1650968021 | 1651167707 | t3_uc976i | t5_2to41 | 12 | AusJonny: TIFU by not taking out travel insurance
Had a nice long 5 week trip planned to visit my parents in Germany. First 2 weeks I just worked on my mum's flat and cellar to deglutter a bit.
The third week I took off at another town to visit some fiends.
On my last night there we had a big one in a larger group. I ... | 4 | 3 | |
1650971905 | 1650975006 | t3_uca6iu | t5_2to41 | 7 | TwiixR4Kids101: TIFU by ruining a pretty good friendship
Me and my two friends (let them be Mike and Tim ) were playing Minecraft and in a voice call on discord since we haven't met IRL. Tim died in a cave and said "there are like 10 different types of skeletons" and "there are like 10 different types of witches." aft... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1650972946 | 1651006635 | t3_ucags9 | t5_2to41 | 57 | HarknessDelta: TIFU by drinking guitar string water
like many folks, i enjoy playing guitar. i'm no pro, but my dad and his dad are dedicated musicians, so i've inherited some great knowledge and a bit of experience with instruments and their keeping.
one of the things my dad taught me was how to restring a guitar. "i... | 5 | 11.4 | |
1650978328 | 1650978956 | t3_ucc4zm | t5_2to41 | 15 | RealParax: TIFU by making the same mistake as two years ago
So you need some backstory here. Early 2020 I was in my second semester of studying geography at university. We have to pick our classes ourselves by looking at a pre made, very difficult to read properly, plan. And I did that back then. What I not realized un... | 3 | 5 | |
1650979960 | 1651003890 | t3_ucco3h | t5_2to41 | 42,234 | 3hrdrive: TIFU by being intimate with another girl at a swingers party
TLDR - went to a swingers party which turned into a party at someone's house, GF wont talk to me because apparently i got intimate with another girl.
Set the scene, my partner of 2 years and I attend a sex club together. This is the second time w... | 21 | 2,011.142857 | |
1650980431 | 1651081880 | t3_ucctt1 | t5_2to41 | 327 | unholy_being: TIFU by thinking my cat didn't shit in my bed
This happened just this morning, and I was thinking that maybe I can entertain some people with it!
I rarely post on Reddit, so if I messed up anything, I'm sorry.
A little context before we start this story.
My cat had one of her kidneys removed last ... | 7 | 46.714286 | |
1650980530 | 1651078073 | t3_uccuyj | t5_2to41 | 330 | Glady15: TIFU by failing my g2 road test for the 3rd time
Context: So first time i failed was cause of merging. 2nd time was going well until i got into the lot and examiner said park anywhere and i froze and chose this spot with a snow bank(usually I’m told where to park) when turning in to do a front park the amou... | 9 | 36.666667 | |
1650981832 | 1650984064 | t3_ucdb2j | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by searching ‘horror porn.’
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DrunkenOlympian: >Actually it’s not a fuck up. I just have no idea which other subreddit is appropriate for this.
None. None is the correct answer. Reddit doesn't need to know this.
symedia: They know already 👀
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1650983761 | 1650999657 | t3_ucdzly | t5_2to41 | 262 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting too drunk and hitting on my girlfriend's sister's boyfriend
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WSpargurKnits: Oof. That’s rough Buddy. As someone who is celebrating two years sober today, I know what it’s like to have alcohol put you in a position you never intended to be in.
First thing: it sounds like you’ve done... | 5 | 52.4 | |
1650988414 | 1650992415 | t3_ucfqvt | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU I punched my wife in the face last night
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hot_stuffin: Admitting to domestic abuse on Reddit is certainly a bold decision.
WhisperedEchoes85: Yep, even deleting it won't keep it from being dug up as evidence at this point...
kwell42: Well yeah, obviously we both already told the cops what happe... | 9 | 3.555556 | |
1650988903 | 1650990298 | t3_ucfxn6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my crush that I missed him
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Ok-Palpitation2798: Don't overthink it!!! Let it go. He'll chat back, maybe avoiding the direct topic if he's so shy, but even if he does not, bullet dodged.
[deleted]: Your words are very comforting..Thank you!
He did chat back, but now it's very formal.... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1650990056 | 1650990583 | t3_ucgdpb | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU I fucked up by offering to open a door
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sistersal27: Based on your version of the story, your actions do not qualify TIFU. It seems like the only thing that is F’ed up is the female that is acting like a feral cat!
HulluHili: Yeah In hindsight I hope I got out of the car and addressed the situa... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1650990843 | 1651005765 | t3_ucgo7d | t5_2to41 | 11,959 | IndirectBarracuda: TIFU by misunderstanding "virgin" for 10 years
I'm a non-native English speaker, having learned English in college about 10 years ago. This is also where I met my longterm girlfriend. As our relationship progressed, she let me know that she was a virgin. I didn't think much of it, I had only kissed a... | 12 | 996.583333 | |
1650989186 | 1650993552 | t3_ucg1o3 | t5_2to41 | 37 | TheLizardKing1216: TIFU by not eating
Obligatory this didn't happen today, it happened yesterday. So yesterday I had a major final presentation due for my Business Class, it's worth 20% of my grade and I'm right on the border from a B to an A. As such, the day before and the day of I was working solely on my project, a... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1650991582 | 1650992928 | t3_ucgy5h | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU and told my friend my brother is the father of my child
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2016slowburu: I don't think you can get pregnant from wearing underwear with cum on them
[deleted]: I thought the exact same, but the specialist(believing it was my bf) said if it gets on the vulva within a reasonable amount of time it's ... | 5 | 2.4 |
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