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1412186250 | 1412211870 | t3_2i0ewi | t5_2to41 | 23 | tidderreddittidd: TIFU by possibly forcing myself to drop out of college
So unlike some of these guys, this happened literally today.
Very innocent mistake, albeit a stupid one: on an exam with 6 pages, I accidentally skipped the last page while flipping through and didn't notice it until there were 5 minutes left.
I... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1412189148 | 1412193038 | t3_2i0kvu | t5_2to41 | 125 | JJAY_LOL: TIFU By Thinking someone needed Help
This actually happened last night. On my way to my 6-9 pm class i messed up and parked across campus from my class because i zoned out and auto piloted it to the lot i use for my Monday class. I decided that it was no big deal i was early and could use the walk.
Fast forw... | 4 | 31.25 | |
1412190416 | 1412227936 | t3_2i0nca | t5_2to41 | 20 | tonicorn: TIFU by sitting on the toiltet and cutting my vagina
so this happened a few hours ago and i am currently lying in bed cause i cant properly walk and sit.Today i really fucked up because i now have a cut near my vagina.So here is the story.
So I was in the bathroom with my sister and we were in a very funny m... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1412190241 | 1412207144 | t3_2i0n00 | t5_2to41 | 43 | ur_bf_HankMardukas: TIFU by just peeing my pants without them 'on'
After years of wondering if guys had ever accidentally peed through the crack between the seat and toilet while taking a shit; I just got my answer.
Conditions were perfect. The angle of the dangle, size at the time, stream pressure, distracted by ans... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1412188331 | 1412198568 | t3_2i0j78 | t5_2to41 | 7 | DangerousDodz: TIFU by pressing the 'Random Subreddit' button
This happened today while I was at work and now feel like a complete monster.
During my dinner break I was sat around with a few colleagues doing the usual break time ritual, when I made the worst choice of my entire life, I always found that random subredd... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1412192703 | 1412199535 | t3_2i0rv7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | mathishard123: Tifu by falling asleep with my health book open
Threw apple at someone for being dick got iss (in school suspention) high school sucks
Played in corner of room took out random text book happened to be health opened to random page http://imgur.com/XL3udS1
Fell asleep facing wall woke up two hours later ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1412193235 | 1412278099 | t3_2i0swz | t5_2to41 | 102 | Dadanoosh: TIFU by buying the wrong energy drink.
I found out unexpectedly last night that my duty hours would be extended, so I decided to buy a giant can of monster.
I was in a hurry and not paying attention, and so didn't notice that the plastic seal was missing. The can felt full, and when I got in the car and cra... | 10 | 10.2 | |
1412193626 | 1412249046 | t3_2i0tni | t5_2to41 | 78 | throawaypiss: TIFU by pretending to have a dick
Throw away account because all my co workers know my reddit username.
So, I think it would be relevant to say I'm a lady. A straight one, but also weird one, maybe that's why I pretend to have a dick almost everyday, like that other day when I went to my office's bathroo... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1412194094 | 1412214911 | t3_2i0ujv | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk on tequila and I am now remembered as that guy.
This happened years ago when I was still in community college. I am 18 years old finally heard this story again after about 10 years, so I thought I'd share it. Skip to the listed area if you want cause that's when the backstory is over. I... | 4 | 6 | |
1412194015 | 1412307886 | t3_2i0ueq | t5_2to41 | 5 | Chronic_Apathy1: TIFU by pissing off a professor (even more).
I'm currently a senior in college. One of my professors found out a couple weeks ago that she has breast cancer, and will be getting surgery in a month or so. Unfortunately, I decided to skip the class where she made this announcement (how was I supposed to ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412194649 | 1412209961 | t3_2i0vjl | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting on Snapchat
Me and some buddies are snapchatting each other.
I have mexican food for lunch.
I fart on snapchat.
Entire office hears me.
I forgot I am the only male in my office.
TL;DR don't fart for your friends, you might get judged.
watamizu: that's what snapchat is supposed to be ... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1412195569 | 1423088114 | t3_2i0xb7 | t5_2to41 | 6,382 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding on of my students on /r/GoneWild
**EDIT:** I also fucked up by not fucking proof-reading my own title.
For context, I am a college prof at a not very great school in the midwest. Still looking for a tenure-track job, but contract work pays the bills for now. Assuming I don't get fired on F... | 23 | 277.478261 | |
1412193546 | 1412197181 | t3_2i0thc | t5_2to41 | 6 | Wahoo16: TIFU by staying on the right side of the sidewalk...
Alright so I am writing this about an hour after.
I attend a medium sized college, so wherever I go, I take my bike. Obviously, who wouldn't? Thats the prominent mode of transportation for all the students here, as well as longboards. So its not uncommon fo... | 3 | 2 | |
1412196200 | 1412290477 | t3_2i0yj8 | t5_2to41 | 108 | fredro409: TIFU by losing the last voicemail from my Dad.
My Dad and I were not super close, but he was the only one I had so...
He died in 2012 from Stomach Cancer, the meds had him so fucked up he called me on my birthday a month early. I didn't even realize the message was still on my phone until months after he was... | 6 | 18 | |
1412198219 | 1412300815 | t3_2i12cv | t5_2to41 | 25 | gh0stFACEkller: TIFU by looking for a fight!
I was approximately 20 years old and was training in MMA with some friends. We thought we were bad ass and super tough. One night in October around Halloween we were literally walking around the streets looking for fights. We came to a house with a lot of cars parked out fro... | 13 | 1.923077 | |
1412198438 | 1412201127 | t3_2i12td | t5_2to41 | 9 | IsHeReallyStraight: TIFU by texting "I can't wait to complain about boys" to the boy I was going to complain about.
This weekend I hung out with a guy. I felt like we hit it off. I wanted to see him again soon and he said just wait until my birthday weekend (Nov 15). Well I am meeting a different friend tonight and I m... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1412198036 | 1412224029 | t3_2i120c | t5_2to41 | 83 | Chaos_Construct: TIFU by destroying my teacher's computer
I have one of those hand-made military grade canvas backpacks that has two pockets in the front, and one on either side of the pack, and the top closes with lace that you need to tie, then there's a flap that goes over it, then you need to strap the flap in plac... | 5 | 16.6 | |
1412200493 | 1412205918 | t3_2i16ms | t5_2to41 | 12 | jjme123: TIFU by trying to buy a fake ID
This fuck up happened to me about 6 years ago while I was a junior in high school. I live in NYC and like most people in high school I was looking forward to getting my first fake ID so I could go out drinking underage (even though I looked like a 12 year old). Whatever, the Jap... | 3 | 4 | |
1412199956 | 1412207823 | t3_2i15mm | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by causing hundreds of redditors to send accidental selfies to their friends, family, and coworkers
T_Dumbsford: Sorry, removed per rule 2.
>Posts without context will be removed. Tell us the full story.
DayWalkerRunner: Oh rats! can I try again?
T_Dumbsford: It doesn't seem like much of a fuck up ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1412199389 | 1412217956 | t3_2i14jw | t5_2to41 | 6 | sternbears: TIFU by terrorizing a train car
T_Dumbsford: I'm sorry, defecation posts are reserved for Shit Saturday.
sternbears: I'm so sorry! Thought that was a joke! No worries!
T_Dumbsford: No biggie. Feel free to repost it on Saturday. :)
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1412201490 | 1412207508 | t3_2i18f7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | staintrain: TIFU Leaving out a chew spatoon, and my Girlfriend drank it.
Ok I don't really consider myself a dirt bag but...I have used Copenhagen for a decade and have really been trying to quit. Last night I had a moment of weakness.
My girlfriend of six months asks me to buy her a drink after work. I meet her down ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1412200304 | 1412205698 | t3_2i169l | t5_2to41 | 4 | CaptAhabsMobyDick: TIFU when I met Muhammad Ali
T_Dumbsford: Sorry, but fuck ups must be your own.
CaptAhabsMobyDick: Lies... You sit on a throne of Lies!!
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1412203889 | 1412204428 | t3_2i1ct9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by panic firing a shotgun through my bedroom door
So I guess this fuck up will require a bit of backstory as to WHY I blew a hole in my wall.
Recently, I, along with a few of my friends, have all become obsessed with the horror game "Five Nights at Freddy's". Its a game where you play as a security gua... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1412200015 | 1412289683 | t3_2i15qd | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my fake ID to the cops
Reposting on a throwaway because someone scared me. So this happen a while ago, but this is the biggest fuck up of my life. Strap in, it's a long story.
I was 19yrs and I had my brothers ID, who was 22, and just got a new license. His old one didn't expire for about 9... | 7 | 4 | |
1412203198 | 1412207649 | t3_2i1bkz | t5_2to41 | 63 | cooltom123: TIFU by saying scrotum instead of sternum
Just a heads up, this happened when I was in 8th grade in my health class.
So back then my class was assigned to create a presentation and pamphlet about how to save someone's life and my topic was baby CPR. Finding images of baby CPR were creepy as hell and the o... | 3 | 21 | |
1412203336 | 1412308562 | t3_2i1bto | t5_2to41 | 1,127 | dotaruinedsexytime: TIFU by accidentelly blurting a Dota phrase on my anniversary (possibly NSFW)
Throwaway for obvious reasons.
So, it's my 4th anniversary, and I decide to do something special with my wife. We decide to go about it in the most cliche'd manner possible : Rent an expensive hotel, and have wild monkey ... | 13 | 86.692308 | |
1412201664 | 1412206830 | t3_2i18rb | t5_2to41 | 12 | nicfurlong: TIFU - Today I FINALLY Fucked up giving gold 4 the 1st time.
So for the longest time I’ve wanted to post a TIFU post.
I assumed, naïvely, that I did enough stupid shit that I’d end up posting here all the time.
But it turns out my life is pretty boring and I would never get to post a fucked up story.
B... | 3 | 4 | |
1412201485 | 1412209862 | t3_2i18ez | t5_2to41 | 34 | RussianTactics: TIFU: Butt dial gone wrong...
First time poster here..so the story goes like this..I was on the phone with a friend asking when he is coming over, we arrange a time Nd we both hang up. Immediately after, i begin an impromptu rap and it went something like this: "would you like it in your mouth or your a... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1412204576 | 1412281310 | t3_2i1e1d | t5_2to41 | 630 | BigBadLadyDick: TIFU by laughing at a friend's grief because it reminded me of a hilarious orgasm I had.
My boyfriend is terrible at dirty-talk or vocalization of any kind in bed. For example: I told him to degrade me once and he said, "You could be better at this. Your new hair-color is weird. Your tits move somewhat ... | 9 | 70 | |
1412202807 | 1412210325 | t3_2i1aw3 | t5_2to41 | 1 | AutisticDyslexic: TIFU by ruining the only thing that made me truly happy.
My girlfriend (known 9 years, dated under a year but is the love of my life). We decided that long distance isn't a good idea as it seems to only end badly every time so it would be best to go on a break till Christmas when I'm back from univers... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1412203756 | 1412223073 | t3_2i1cku | t5_2to41 | 14 | buckywalters: TIFU by not drinking water at work
So this is my first post. Not super familiar with reddit but here goes.
This happened about a month ago. I work in a warehouse where I process orders and then drive them to another warehouse to be shipped out. Im pretty new here and every month we have a super crazy da... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1412204929 | 1412226185 | t3_2i1elm | t5_2to41 | 19 | no_talent_ass_clown: TIFU by fat-finger phoning my 40+ year old high school friend who I haven't spoken with in 3 years... at 2:30am.
I just got my first smartphone after rocking a Motorola Razr flip phone for the past 8 years. My SIM card was delivered and I activated it at about the same my internet went down at 2:30... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1412193446 | 1412209638 | t3_2i0tar | t5_2to41 | 6 | CthulhuForPope: TIFU By trying to be a helpful teenager
Context: Was on the bus home from College (UK, im 17) (Public bus since we finished early). Thats it really...
Anyways, its 2nd to last stop and a woman with a pram comes on with the cutest little shit you could imagine. So I know when it comes to the last stop, ... | 3 | 2 | |
1412210630 | 1412218891 | t3_2i1ob5 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking from the wrong pop bottle.
This was actually a couple months ago, but my wonderful husband suggested I post it, so here goes:
The hubby's car was in the shop and I needed my car that day, so I had to drive him to work. Or rather, he drove while I half-dozed and tried not to bitch about bein... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1412211611 | 1412220404 | t3_2i1pzu | t5_2to41 | 8 | ViciousDolphin: TIFU by swatting a fly too hard
This happened around 3 years ago, I was a junior in high school and laying back on my bed inside my room watching a bit of television. My bed was against the wall and I had 2 windows on said wall. Along one of these windows I had a collection of nutcrackers on stands that... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1412212402 | 1412226085 | t3_2i1rch | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by camping too long.
To make a long story short I just got home from a 9 day camping trip in the out back. Sleeping in a tent meant peeling was two steps out the door right onto the ground.
Last night, my second night at home I woke up to use the bathroom. Groggy and tired I though I was still camping... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412211656 | 1412368971 | t3_2i1q2j | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the same joke/insult as my dad.
Just to get it out of the way, I'm 15 and I have a great relationship with my mom. I love her like nothing else. Also, my step-dad nearly died from some parasite over the summer and is recovering now. PS I'm on mobile so sorry for mistakes.
That being said, this... | 7 | 6.142857 | |
1412213906 | 1412224433 | t3_2i1txd | t5_2to41 | 17 | NyxBorne: TIFU by Listening to My Gym Teacher
Not a throwaway account... Made up names of course. Some more info, I'm a guy. Well, here we go.
So it's 3rd period, and my gym teacher is really creepy, so of course I don't really like to go to gym for that reason. I walk into the locker room, and immediately have an "Oh... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1412213565 | 1412218933 | t3_2i1tc2 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to send a picture of cats in a bunk bed via group text.
As this just happened about 10 minutes ago, I'm still enduring the hell that is my fuck up.
My family and I group text each typically every day about random stuff. This group includes both my parents, both my brothers, their wives, and m... | 3 | 9 | |
1412214742 | 1412220844 | t3_2i1vb0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | queenscales: [TIFU] I cockblocked myself.
icydoom: That sucks. Vivid dreams have tricked me many times
queenscales: I need to learn how to lucid dream, i would have sooomuch dream sex and no more nightmares XD
icydoom: I've never actually had a nightmare that i can ever recall. Sex dreams are good, real sex is much be... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1412214898 | 1412216308 | t3_2i1vk7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on my dads phone
MrRedLegss: At least you know what you have to look forward to!
RedditCommentat0r: Hmm..this might not be a fuck up after all :D:
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1412187681 | 1412282308 | t3_2i0hwz | t5_2to41 | 10 | TipCleMurican: TIFU by buying plane tickets for the wrong date.
I fly across the US at least once a month and back to see my SO. I am a mom so I have to schedule my trips around my kid's schedule. I generally fly when my kid is with his dad (we're divorced and have equal shared custody.)
My kid's fall break is coming ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1412216754 | 1412220062 | t3_2i1yll | t5_2to41 | 25 | ohlawdyjesus: TIFU when my step mom found my sex toy box
I was away on a trip and this ended up happening. During my trip my dad decided to go renovate my room. Sure, nothing wrong with that. I come back and the room was nice and all. The only thing about it was is all of my belongings had to be moved out into to s... | 9 | 2.777778 | |
1412217750 | 1412280286 | t3_2i20d7 | t5_2to41 | 293 | bedfreeed: TIFU by sexting my mom
So for some backstory, there's this girl from my city who I used to have a lot of casual sex with. Shit got weird and then we kinda drifted. Turns out, two years later, girl goes to the same college as me. We started talking again, and I got ballsy and asked what the likelihood of reki... | 13 | 22.538462 | |
1412218851 | 1412256012 | t3_2i2258 | t5_2to41 | 326 | [deleted]: TIFU by volunteering to receive an ultrasound in class.
nowonmai: This is not a fuck-up, this is good fortune. You can get them removed before they block something and cause pain... excruciating pain.
/source: had gallstones... thought I was having a heart-attack.
doxlg: don't you need invasive surgery to ... | 5 | 65.2 | |
1412216481 | 1412239940 | t3_2i1y4a | t5_2to41 | 22 | Franks_Wild_Years: TIFU by killing a pet.
This happened less than an hour ago.
For a little context we have an apartment which is split into two rooms. One room is a bedroom/bathroom the other is a kitchen/living space. We have two cats and they love to climb on things as cats do. We also have a tarantula.
The tarant... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1412221735 | 1412224332 | t3_2i26le | t5_2to41 | 16 | WineEnemaThrowaway: TIFU by agreeing to take a wine enema at work.
I worked as a customer service rep at this company for 2 years, and a few weeks ago was promoted to a new department. It's still kind of a bullshit meaningless office job, but it's not listening to people bitch & moan all day so it's a vast improvem... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1412221419 | 1412225549 | t3_2i2650 | t5_2to41 | 20 | tommy_s89: Tifu being consumed by jungle fever when i was 12
Obv this happened when i was 12 but it bears repeating. Prob NSFW
As a youngster i was very sheltered. When i heard about internet porn, i promptly planned out my first online fapping like it was a vacation.
I remember vividly. My mom was leaving for work. ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1412224080 | 1412232513 | t3_2i29z4 | t5_2to41 | 39 | EAT_SHIT_NIG: TIFU by jerking off when my mom was home
I was in my room chilling out and decided to spank the wagon if you will. I'm in university right now and my school doesn't start for a couple more days so my mom usually doesn't bother me about anything. So I start jerking off, with the door open, and I hear a noi... | 3 | 13 | |
1412225406 | 1412229861 | t3_2i2bnd | t5_2to41 | 7 | Pnestor: TIFU by peeing in the sink at work
let me first explain that i am six feet tall and it is more convenient for me to pee in the sink, because i line up perfectly with most sinks i don't have to bend down and lift the seat i just unzip and pee, run some water while washing my hands its fast and very efficient ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1412217999 | 1412274864 | t3_2i20s1 | t5_2to41 | 23 | XrunwatchX: Tifu playing a song with the n-word on live college radio
This happened a few months ago, I was looking into working at my university radio station, and applied to do a practice spot. Afterwards I was asked to come back and do another set. This one would be on air and broadcast live. I formulated a playlist... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1412228402 | 1412279434 | t3_2i2fdf | t5_2to41 | 21 | incs: TIFU by talking myself up
Hi Reddit!
Long time lurker here, and today I decided to make an account so I can post my fuck up.
My English is not good, sorry about that, but anyway, today in my Classical Studies class we were studying the context of epic heroes in Roman and Greek culture. I think I should mention ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1412230696 | 1412237453 | t3_2i2hqh | t5_2to41 | 128 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating awful yesterday and going on a date.
So yesterday I ate some good food, albeit really bad for me food. I didn't really think anything of it because most likely I'd go to work and revolt against my awful job by crop-dusting my entire cubicle row. Turns out I've got a surprise day off about half... | 3 | 42.666667 | |
1412230586 | 1412258303 | t3_2i2hmq | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by catching my room on fire.
April 1st, 2005.
It was Friday morning, on April fools day, and for the first time all year I woke up early to go to school. I had late start on Fridays but for an unknown reason I woke up 30 minutes before my alarm went off. My alarm clock was actually my stereo that I ha... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1412227099 | 1412679221 | t3_2i2dua | t5_2to41 | 3 | optogirl: TIFU by getting held back a year in my grad program
Technically not today (actually last December). So I'm studying to be a health professional, and we have these clinical exams where we have to do a (group) of technique(s), on a mock patient. I failed 2 of the techniques, and as per procedure, I was given a ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1412230954 | 1412256234 | t3_2i2hzx | t5_2to41 | 66 | hyddyn: TIFU by over sleeping
TIFU by sleeping in. Last night, I set my alarm for 8:30am, so I can wake up in time for a flight to Seattle that leaves around 10. I only live about 15 minutes from it, and I was only doing a mileage run, so I really wasn't concerned about getting to the airport extra early. So my alarm... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1412233149 | 1412289982 | t3_2i2k4e | t5_2to41 | 7 | Steezypowpow: TIFU by ruining a once a lifetime moment for my girlfriend and I :(
For starters Im not a teen or some one experiencing first love. We've both been through our fair shares of heart break, love, and loss. And, this concert may not be once in a lifetime but certainly poinient in our relationship. Tonight we... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1412234358 | 1412238594 | t3_2i2l8b | t5_2to41 | 4 | vixen_vulgarity: TIFU by not taking out the rubbish
Ok so this week the weather has decided it's suddenly going to switch from winter straight into summer where I live in Sydney.
On Monday, me and my SO had two big, juicy t-bone steaks for dinner. They were especially tasty because they were given to us as a gift in a... | 4 | 1 | |
1412235631 | 1412259464 | t3_2i2mgt | t5_2to41 | 1,197 | SpokesumSmot: TIFU by dumping baby spiders on my penis.
Well there appears to be three big purchases in my near future, an exterminator, some bleach and a hotel. But I'll tell you about my fuck up that actually just happened today.
Let me start off by saying the love life has not exactly been a game winning season ... | 10 | 119.7 | |
1412238711 | 1412275049 | t3_2i2p2f | t5_2to41 | 94 | parkersband: TIFU by singing Frank Zappa
I have a co-worker who is fat, calls herself a feminist and REALLY just hates men because none of them will talk to her because she is fucking fat and doesn't shower. I finally got tired of her bullshit today (after she took an extra hour for lunch and clocked in saying she only... | 5 | 18.8 | |
1412237533 | 1412261225 | t3_2i2o3i | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my friend's brother fired from his dream job.
This actually goes back to 2009 when Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 came out, my 3 friends and I were avid gamers, so of course that day after school we traveled to our local EB games to grab a copy. Unfortunately I was the only one old enough to ... | 3 | 6 | |
1412241917 | 1412265076 | t3_2i2rjx | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU By Going Commando [NSFW]
So this happened to me a few hours ago.
I haven't wore underwear since I was about 7. Its freeing, you should try it. Anyway, the setting was this:
I was leaning against a wall in the hallway outside of my room talking with my roommate and his two friends. The two friends ar... | 8 | 3 | |
1412243920 | 1412245886 | t3_2i2t7s | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking about the past....
I recently made a TIFU about coming to terms with myself so here's another one...*sigh*
Am at work, it's my break and am on mobile sooo let the fu being...
I come in to work tonight and my boss hands me my check, cool paid day. I went to my banks atm and deposit my check,... | 3 | 0 | |
1412245923 | 1412279499 | t3_2i2utt | t5_2to41 | 3,070 | pieflames101: TIFU by running away from a shiny Pokemon.
So today, I was playing some Pokemon Y looking for a female Combee to evolve. Great. After killing a few Ralts that I spent an hour the day before to find, I still didn't find a female Combee. Then I found a shiny. The first shiny I've ever seen. Me, being a huge... | 14 | 219.285714 | |
1412254610 | 1412259494 | t3_2i33uw | t5_2to41 | 3 | broken_hoe: TIFU by posting nude selfies on /r/GoneWild
Snaperdoodle: [Sure it is.](http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/I-dont-believe-you.gif)
gfy_bot: GFY link: [gfycat.com/PartialBlindAmericanrobin](http://gfycat.com/PartialBlindAmericanrobin)
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^(GIF size: 1.83 MiB) ^| ^(GFY size:205.22 kiB)... | 3 | 1 | |
1412254882 | 1412272259 | t3_2i3494 | t5_2to41 | 7 | CollegeGrl14: TIFU by posting pictures on r/gonewild and having my creepy professor see them
lilrileydragon: my BS meter is pinging!
hypo-osmotic: I was excited about the title but the text was way too generic to be anything other than a rehash of the professor's. I'm honestly disappointed.
lilrileydragon: me too. i w... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1412254676 | 1412336405 | t3_2i33xj | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU hanging a dog out to dry.
Little back story. My step mom hates me. I hate her. My wife hates her. It's a big hate fest.
She has a gorgeous lab. My father and her are on vacation so to help my dad out I volunteer to watch the dog.
After taking it for a walk, I come back into my apartment for a break. ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1412254988 | 1412265790 | t3_2i34f3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | burninghole: TIFU by eating a sandwich laced with Sriracha sauce.
I commute to a university and I take lunch from home because I stay there the whole day. My mom is super nice to make me a chicken sandwich and she decided to cover it up with Sriracha sauce, since it tastes pretty good. So, I ate the sandwich during lun... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1412256425 | 1412321566 | t3_2i36en | t5_2to41 | 50 | ExBABYYy: TIFU taking a dump with music on at work..
It's not a busy day, not much to do, so I decide to take a 30 min relax moment at the toilet.
I plug in my headphones for some music, texting some friends while taking a dump.
The music was good, reaaal good, I was bouncing around a bit until the toilet seat slippe... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1412256336 | 1412282779 | t3_2i36a5 | t5_2to41 | 22 | proskier118: TIFU by jumping an unmanned car off a flatbed
I work at a large salvage yard in the northeast buying salvage vehicles. This is a desk job though and I don’t really know much about car stuff besides what my job requires. Anyways, being a small business sometimes you have to do different jobs because, well, ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1412274251 | 1412283209 | t3_2i371h | t5_2to41 | 10 | Yourenotgoingtodie: a bit of blood is fine, if you were wiping hard. But, shitting blood (for lack of a more elegant way of putting it), is not.
DinosBiggestFan: Well, I mean, constantly leaking it is a tell of something wrong.
But, shitting so hard that you have a little blood in your wipe? That happens all the ti... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1412256488 | 1412300281 | t3_2i36hk | t5_2to41 | 291 | imcoolsometimes: TIFU by flashing my friends my limp penis
This is a throwaway acc but if this gets upvoted i'm sure one of my friends in this story will DEFINITELY see it
Basically a bit of background to the story...
My friend held a party, and she had invited most of our mutual friends to the party. It wasn't a big... | 6 | 48.5 | |
1412255076 | 1412285633 | t3_2i34j6 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Crazee108: TIFU by losing my ID at work
Working at a hospital... in an hour from when I left my office to head to the wards I lost my ID which also acts as a keycard to acess different areas of the place. And I'm quite new, less than 2 months. And they only just increased my hours by giving me a 2nd part time position.... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1412256877 | 1412336463 | t3_2i3722 | t5_2to41 | 83 | Brooksie3636: TIFU by making a huge scene in a busy coffee shop
So a friend of mine and I were meeting at a coffee shop to chill and catch up. We hadn't seen or talked in quite some time. It was a beautiful hot day but as I pulled up I noticed the amount of hornets swarming the entire outside patio. My friend shows up ... | 5 | 16.6 | |
1412259944 | 1412297757 | t3_2i3c7k | t5_2to41 | 62 | chauncey2104: TIFU by not paying attention in the condom isle...
Like most, this happened years ago when i just started to hang out with this great girl. Blonde hair, blue eyes, fantastic body, and one of the most genuinely nice people I've ever met. So we had hung out for a few weeks and had done everything but sleep ... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1412259568 | 1412291807 | t3_2i3bhx | t5_2to41 | 24 | Rachel53461: TIFU by thinking my friend's shirt was just a funny environmental joke
This happened a few years ago when I got my first real job.
My boyfriend's mother had recommended me for a receptionist's position at the company she works at, and I got the job fairly easily since she was well respected within the co... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1412260537 | 1412263405 | t3_2i3d8y | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by being sexually spontaneous
I've been dating a guy named Justin for 3 years. We have a somewhat healthy relationship, but he's a very hard worker so we have little time now to spend personal time together. Except for the occasional lunch and maybe a weekend date, we never seem to be together. I care a... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1412256718 | 1412262524 | t3_2i36t4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | vinnyTHEcreep: TIFU by getting genital implants
TIFU. Well not today but this happened a few years ago. I was in the military and we were temporarily stationed in Lithuania. we were there for over four months, pretty much all winter. My buddies and I worked 2 full days on and two full days off, so you can imagine we di... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1412259689 | 1412262461 | t3_2i3bpr | t5_2to41 | 18 | KMilliron: TIFU By Sleeping In The Living Room
anadate: My face feels unclean from reading this.
KMilliron: I'm sorry. D:
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1412258353 | 1412274097 | t3_2i39gm | t5_2to41 | 5 | campkev: TIFU by not stacking the dishes very well.
So I did the dishes last night. It was a big meal so there were lots of dishes. Filled up the dishwasher and set it for delayed start. Then washed the rest by hand and filled up the drying rack. Evidently a little too full.
Middle of the night, I get woken up by t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412263276 | 1412349826 | t3_2i3i4n | t5_2to41 | 1,666 | ask_jeez: TIFU by having sex with a married woman while her husband watched. NSFW
So, there's much, much more to this story. The title is a bit tame, if you can believe that.
I was in a bit of a rut sexually. The last time I had sex was about 2 years ago with my then girlfriend. I have been posting Craigslist(yes, Cra... | 11 | 151.454545 | |
1412263289 | 1412294295 | t3_2i3i5u | t5_2to41 | 30 | ThunderVolt: TIFU I was complacent and my LINE Account got hacked, This was "me" supposedly having a conversation with my friend. [x-post /r/pictures]
So today in the middle of the afternoon while sitting down at my table doing absolutely nothing. I start getting a myraid of calls, tweets and whatsapp messages asking m... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1412266629 | 1412357672 | t3_2i3k1a | t5_2to41 | 6 | idamnedit: I dont care if he uses or not, so long as he doesnt come trying to steal my shit to get his fix. However, if someone found drugs in soneone elses jacket then they might be looking at that person to catch them red handed. Thus say away from it.
OliStabilize: Lol at everyone treating MD like its heroin.
idamn... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1412261419 | 1412288489 | t3_2i3ero | t5_2to41 | 129 | KittenRescueTeam: TIFU by leaving my medical marijuana chocolate bar unattended.
About 6 months ago, I had bought myself (legally) a medicinal marijuana chocolate bar and put it on a table in my room. I come back later that day with it missing, wrappers everywhere. I follow my instinct, and find my dog curled up in a c... | 17 | 7.588235 | |
1412264216 | 1412342606 | t3_2i3jtz | t5_2to41 | 63 | s0ty: TIFU by projecting porn onto the wall (AT WORK)
I'll start off with some light background info about what I do for gainful employment to give you an idea of how this monumental arsehole of a situation came to be.
I work in IT setting up networks, servers, client computers & peripheral equipment (such as pro... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1412263819 | 1412267878 | t3_2i3j4w | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by using one of those bungie cord assisted trampolines over the weight limit.
I was 14 when this happened, but this is one of those memories that haunt me to this day. I am a grown man now, so it's not so bad, but I ran into my brother and he made me relive the horror of this moment yesterday.
So, I'm ... | 3 | 6 | |
1412033413 | 1412290395 | t3_2hu5ss | t5_2to41 | 3 | Nosloc54: TIFU by going to the store for cigarettes
So I just got done with work and was ready to get home. I had to stop at the gas station to get a fresh pack of cigarettes because I was almost out and didn't want to go back out. I get to the gas station and ask for my pack. The cashier begins it ringing, so I start ... | 3 | 1 | |
1412268229 | 1412270377 | t3_2i3rd3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by bringing ebola to Texas.
mcribten: Can I get ebola from reading this thread?
[deleted]: now that I have come in contact with you..
| 3 | 1 | |
1412268614 | 1412279931 | t3_2i3s2v | t5_2to41 | 81 | i_cant_pee: TIFU by not being able to pee in front of someone, and cost myself a career in the military
(Throwaway because I've never told anyone this)
This actually happened about a year but fuck it. Anyway got myself in extreme shape to go to special operations training in the US Air Force. I worked out like a mothe... | 6 | 13.5 | |
1412268693 | 1412394836 | t3_2i3s7t | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my anal virginty...
by jumping from the top bunk onto a large standing fan.
iliketowearhoodies: Assuming you're a guy, at least you didn't puncture your scrotum like the drummer who posted a story the other day.
If you're not a guy, well then you know what to expect, and can decide if you w... | 3 | 11 | |
1412269543 | 1412278144 | t3_2i3tus | t5_2to41 | 2 | tofuman1234: TIFU by pissing the bed
This actually happened a couple weeks ago. I was sleeping and then woke up because I needed to pee really bad. I'm lazy as hell so I try to sleep it off, because hey, I've done it multiple times before without issue. Well this time was different, I drifted back to sleep and wake up ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412268354 | 1412323167 | t3_2i3rkp | t5_2to41 | 32 | KnewItWouldHappen: TIFU by picking my nose
This is probably one of the grossest things that's ever happened to me. For a bit of context, I've been very sick over the past week or so, and just coming to the end of all the coughing, congestion, etc, right around now. So I was lying on my bed watching some youtube videos ... | 4 | 8 | |
1412265191 | 1412288275 | t3_2i3lma | t5_2to41 | 28 | ThePrince_OfWhales: TIFU by reaching for my keys
I was in a hurry out the door for work and reached for my keys on the kitchen counter. I dropped them and tried to use by otherwise quick reflexes to catch them before they hit the ground, and ended up swatting myself in the balls.
oliver-hart: you should tell this story... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1412271067 | 1412305454 | t3_2i3wuk | t5_2to41 | 204 | [deleted]: TIFU By playing football with a squirrel
So, like most TIFUs out there, this did not happen today. In fact, it happened about 2 years ago. Its still vivid as fuck.
Im a lonely kid. Lets just get that out of the way right now. I spend most of my time on the internet, and believe it or not, I have more frie... | 5 | 40.8 | |
1412274447 | 1412333804 | t3_2i43ds | t5_2to41 | 236 | Justybkool: TIFU by leaving my male sex toy in the shower for my girlfriend to discover.
Okay, so let's just say I bought this tenga flip cup for a couple reasons. Most importantly for the immaculate pleasure it brings to your Johnson. Like a reach around from big JC himself.
But that's beside the point.
So anyways... | 14 | 16.857143 | |
1412276054 | 1412289152 | t3_2i46h5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | CivilKestrel: TIFU by being bad with faces.
I have been really hitting it off with a girl in my college math class. We have been working together in class and then hanging out afterwards. Yesterday, we were planning on sitting together during the 150+ person math lecture. The only problem is that she is Asian, along wi... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1412277785 | 1412280014 | t3_2i49z1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | itcantbethathard: TIFU by using way too much menthol crystals.
So far the past week I've been completely blocked up with the cold and struggle greatly to breath through my nose so I went to the chemist in search of aid and decided I'd buy 5g of menthol crystal to help clear my nose.
I get home and immediately boil the... | 4 | 2 | |
1412279456 | 1412283113 | t3_2i4d43 | t5_2to41 | 7 | NeegeTheFeege: TIFU by hammer fisting my girlfriend.
So this happened last year around this time, but I forgot about it until she bought it up yesterday.
Flashback to last year before my girlfriend and I started dating. We met at a party in college, and it kicked off from there going fairly well for about two months.... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1412279124 | 1412280687 | t3_2i4ci8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | ShamrockJones86: TIFU by going to the family BBQ of an asshole who was staying at my hotel
Ok, so this happened back in 2010.
I was working at a hotel that was hosting a food & wine festival. I was working the front desk and it was a very busy weekend. This hotel had laundry facilities that take quarters. A guest... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1412279986 | 1412281128 | t3_2i4e4a | t5_2to41 | 12 | nutellathehun: TIFU by talking before thinking
A couple of years ago, a girl from my school (we'll call her Maria) was walking home on the railroad track that runs through my town and got hit and killed by a train. My best friend at the time was good friends with Maria's friend, and she was taking it pretty hard, so we... | 4 | 3 |
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