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1653308503 | 1653316098 | t3_uvyy6x | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a video to my friend
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XenoMetrick: Graffiti is art. Fuck the haters
Maddoggacino: Graffiti is art, tagging isn’t.
XenoMetrick: Thanks officer. I'm guessing drugs are bad and don't talk to strangers as well right?
duddly0831: I mean I haven’t met a meth head I want to be around lmao
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1653313232 | 1653412363 | t3_uw0gmj | t5_2to41 | 2,633 | [deleted]: Tifu by trying to look cool
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Terrible_Biscotti_14: Tripping over was a good thing, jogging past and waving is just a bit desperate/weird/creepy.
nomadzebra: Especially to girls half your age, ew
LameBMX: If it worked in his 20's, why wouldn't it work now?
goldfinnches: because he’s 43
LameBMX: Not t... | 10 | 263.3 | |
1653314624 | 1653321022 | t3_uw0xw4 | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: Tifu by projecting my personal laptop in class
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severalcouches: Damn, feeling real bad for your wife and students rn. Is there anyone in your life you’re not disappointing?
Alchemis7: He didn’t activate a nuclear missile.
severalcouches: But if he did, he would make sure to do it in front of a bunch... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1653314964 | 1653408988 | t3_uw12bi | t5_2to41 | 126 | No_Championship1324: TIFU by kissing my friend (a married woman)
Ahh the usual fuck up. I have a married friend, separated from her husband going through divorce and the whole nine yards. Me and her talk a good amount and I consider us to be good friends. We’ll meet up and vent about our lives at 2am, give advice and t... | 9 | 14 | |
1653316347 | 1653329567 | t3_uw1kkf | t5_2to41 | 337 | aliiipaige: TIFU by ordering a hoodie.
this is a genuine fuck up, and i'm not entirely sure if the company are just busy of if I've been scammed.
so there's an independent clothing business that my partner has been obsessed with, ever since we got together (3 years ago). He's always wanted a hoodie from there and ive ... | 6 | 56.166667 | |
1653318400 | 1653567467 | t3_uw2bs5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Strawberrycray: TIFU by dating my best friends ex
I 16f have a best friend named Elle and we have been best friends since birth.
We have had no problems in our friendship until she started dating this one lad, Jake. Me and Jake had become friends during their relationship and Elle never had an issue, until this one t... | 9 | 0.666667 | |
1653319944 | 1653320420 | t3_uw2wqi | t5_2to41 | 58 | PrinceDietrich: TIFU by not sleeping for 2 days
Currently a FU in progress. So as a little background, I'm not exactly in the happiest of marriages. It's been an ongoing issue for a few years in a steady decline, but in the last 6 months it seems like the bottom fell out. It frequently ends up in a situation where I'm ... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1653319863 | 1653326697 | t3_uw2vml | t5_2to41 | 7 | humblefreak: TIFU by thinking my Zoom call was on mute....
Hooo boy. This really did happen today and I am still reeling from the shame.... My zoom calls typically are automatically muted and video off when I join a meeting. I have a new computer that apparently does not do that!!! I joined a whole department meeting a... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1653320638 | 1653325545 | t3_uw361s | t5_2to41 | 80 | fertileasfuck: TIFU by getting 2 women pregnant at the same time.
Well where to begin... Things in my marriage haven't been great, which caused me to step outside of my marriage. I know I know....not great. But here we are! I've dove head first in to an affair and I'm all in. One might say, "too far in." But that's nei... | 6 | 13.333333 | |
1653320729 | 1653321398 | t3_uw379n | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by discovering my gf is an ex pornstar
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Badhaase: BS meter……Off the charts.
Money-Target-4983: Lmao this exactly what I was thinking + the way OP tells the story lmao.
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1653321035 | 1653323082 | t3_uw3beq | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to show up for new work contract signing
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Bozwell99: Be honest. They won’t believe/care about your story anyway and will have already made judgement on it. The fact they still want you to sign means everything is cool right?
IF THEY MENTION IT tell them how sorry and embarrassed ... | 3 | 7 | |
1653323670 | 1653326432 | t3_uw4aw1 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Digitt82: Tifu by mowing the lawn
So this happened on Saturday, so technically 'sifu'.
Heading into the weekend, I knew that there was supposed to be some rain, and it was supposed to be very hot. I also knew I needed to mow the lawn. I couldn't do it Friday night after work, so Saturday morning seemed like the best ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1653327303 | 1653329162 | t3_uw5np6 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by clearing my wife's sinuses
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Kcardwelljr: r/ihavesex
There is no fu here.
knaks74: Even if he thought there was he could’ve told the story without the details.
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1653320477 | 1653339119 | t3_uw33x5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by cleaning out my sisters car.
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nekokattt: This isn't a TIFU, she is just being ungrateful or wanting to live in a pig sty.
You did nothing wrong imo.
travelingfeet172: Okay thank you. I guess since it’s not really a fuck up I’ll remove it.
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1653329006 | 1653340820 | t3_uw6b1m | t5_2to41 | 32 | bitchhwtf: TIFU by getting drunk and peeing through my underwear.
So this happened last night and I'm still not really over it and not sure if I can ever live it down.
Me and my boyfriend had a couple friends over and they all brought some booze along and we as the night went on we got more and more wasted.
As peop... | 8 | 4 | |
1653328853 | 1653360979 | t3_uw68w3 | t5_2to41 | 49,095 | Definitely_obvious: TIFU by quoting Lion King during sex
Obligatory not today but last night. Wife and I were in bed talking when she told me that sometimes she stares at me because she wants to memorize my face at different points in our lives because she is romantic and sentimental like that. She then expressed to me... | 12 | 4,091.25 | |
1653329563 | 1653336656 | t3_uw6il9 | t5_2to41 | 428 | Key-Indication3984: TIFU by listening to the far cry 5 album and making my boss think i joined a cult
for those unfamiliar far cry 5 soundtrack is pseudo gospel music with lyrics referencing apocalyptic prophecies and fighting the government. ive been listening to it alot and when i was at work i was playing it withou... | 5 | 85.6 | |
1653330983 | 1653332295 | t3_uw71j1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Cozy-in-the-rocket: TIFU by being an Overachiever who fails in the crucial moment
I was always an overachiever from childhood on, I always got the top grades, I was always prepared, I was the teachers pet and golden child all my life.
Fast forward to this year, my final year before Uni.
And suddenly I suck at everyt... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1653332017 | 1653357639 | t3_uw7f48 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Forward_Physics9824: Tifu by grabbing my dads dick
So this is nothing like when he accidentally shot himself in the dick with an airsoft gun on full auto We decided for the last day of this visit we’d take the tops off the 1986 camaro and cruse around the city we get to the city and cruse around a bit Then decide... | 11 | 1.363636 | |
1653338293 | 1653339571 | t3_uw9rp2 | t5_2to41 | 29 | evadssor: TIFU By telling a mother I’d like to pull her young son’s pants off
Obligatory “this happened a few years ago”..
I was attending an orchestral concert at my wife’s college alma mater. My wife, was a violinist in the symphony.
After the concert, I made my way backstage to meet my wife, where I ended up runn... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1653339139 | 1653342826 | t3_uwa32k | t5_2to41 | 28 | BluTofu8: TIFU by letting a bee get inside when opening my door
Today I took my dogs on a walk and when I opened the door to go inside, I heard a buzzing noise. I looked around because maybe I let a bee in and I did. There was a bee rapidly flying around. I started freaking out because I have a massive phobia of bees/w... | 4 | 7 | |
1653342554 | 1653361626 | t3_uwbbqq | t5_2to41 | 96 | gnarnognar: TIFU by waxing my own penis and balls
This happened literally today, probably 30 minutes ago.
For context, last week I waxed my armpits in an attempt to reduce BO, I'm not a smelly person (and have almost no body hair) but I'm kinda allergic to deodorant with scents and alcohol. This went well, almost painl... | 4 | 24 | |
1653342250 | 1653357183 | t3_uwb7w0 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by injuring myself during sex
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colossalcanoe: Better story? Flag football or cunnilingus?
cosmernaut420: Everyone tears their shit being too old for contact sports, going so hard you injured yourself pleasing a woman is a much better story.
| 3 | 8.666667 | |
1653343072 | 1653345628 | t3_uwbia4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a week long vacation
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ElectroStaticSpeaker: Cool story bro. I'm confused about where you lost the kidney tho?
VultureMadAtTheOx: Not sure if you're joking, but it's just an idiom. When something's too expensive you say it costs a kidney.
Any-Confusion-4526: I think they were being ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1653334201 | 1653364064 | t3_uw88lr | t5_2to41 | 307 | PeachyPlumbobs: TIFU by making my sister feel anxious on her birthday
So my mom doesn't get along with me or my sister. She's a textbook narcissist who only cares about herself. However, our mom also paints herself in a good light to everyone else, so no one believes me or my sister when we talk about the things she's ... | 5 | 61.4 | |
1653345774 | 1653448517 | t3_uwcfxz | t5_2to41 | 111 | r7kr2949281: TIFU by screaming and running out on my date
alright so I live in a small town, and somebody recently moved in. at first I didn’t think anything of it, because I usually don’t really care about that kind of stuff.
until she ended up talking to me, and we started talking a lot. I ended up really liking he... | 8 | 13.875 | |
1653346305 | 1653405611 | t3_uwcm8t | t5_2to41 | 2,021 | Voracious_Port: TIFU by losing it at work
So I basically just snapped at my boss today. I have been really stressed out lately, I have a ton of work, the AC in the office breaks down, he was being rude, he was being an asshole, and I couldn’t take it anymore.
I grabbed my keyboard and smashed it against the wall, whil... | 11 | 183.727273 | |
1653347663 | 1653369475 | t3_uwd29w | t5_2to41 | 27 | YourInfidelityInMe: TIFU I failed to heed the caws of crows nearby
My Tinder coffee date went so well that I decided to take him on a stroll along my favorite jogging path after coffee. It was an early afternoon on a Monday, people were either at work, at lunch, or in school. The path in the park was deserted, so I off... | 3 | 9 | |
1653351373 | 1653352586 | t3_uwe8cg | t5_2to41 | 2 | somethingoriginaltbh: TIFU by not taking breakfast
So, uhmm, today was an interesting day for me. I recently started taking new medicine, and everyone was aware in case of any secondary effect, because this medicines are kinda strong (anti depressants btw), well, everyone except me. Today, I woke up, but it was already... | 7 | 0.285714 | |
1653353336 | 1653353702 | t3_uwetre | t5_2to41 | 5 | Natural_Ad_4304: TIFU by outing one of my best friends as bisexual by sharing photos of him with dildos shoved up his ass
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NovemberInfinity: And then you out him on here, you’re just a winner
Natural_Ad_4304: Not his real name
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1653355272 | 1653356048 | t3_uwfefj | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a question
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dylc: It's not so bad being ugly. Sex is overrated. Focus on being a good responsible person and get good at masturbating.
arandomaccount1337: I don't care about sex, it's all about the company
KhSepticShock: But you only described physical
arandomaccount1337: Just about t... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1653355022 | 1653417649 | t3_uwfbs5 | t5_2to41 | 37 | AccomplishdAccomplce: TIFU by putting on red lipstick
I'm working a huge event with my boss (I'm a personal assistant). It's an evening, glamorous event (well, glamorous for her) but I still need to look business nice. So I have a nice black dress on and went with dark red accessories and thought, oh, I packed some lip... | 8 | 4.625 | |
1653359417 | 1653464103 | t3_uwgn6m | t5_2to41 | 80 | pinky117: TIFU by driving through a crime scene
Obligatory this happened years ago. I started at a new company as an EMT. I had just finished school and hadn't driven an ambulance for very long. My partner was a d*ck. He was a seasoned paramedic who complained about everything and hated training new people. We responde... | 11 | 7.272727 | |
1653361901 | 1653462100 | t3_uwhdev | t5_2to41 | 231 | baljeet223149: TIFU by saying no to a girl when she wasn't sober.
We were in the movies and this girl, and like any dumb teenagers would do we took turns taking hits of a cart because it would be fun, I did just enough to really enjoy it and stay sane, but she went over the top, she asked me if she was living a dream a... | 7 | 33 | |
1653362524 | 1653390058 | t3_uwhjun | t5_2to41 | 17 | birdpigeonduck: TIFU by giving my coworker my phone number
I (F/16) have been working at my current job for about a year. I recently got a promotion that has me more focused on scheduling and taking care of party’s at my job. This requires me to be in the kitchen more. About three weeks ago I met another teenager, let... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1653367394 | 1653512538 | t3_uwiuyp | t5_2to41 | 211 | davidbates: Tifu by opening my eyes
We’ve all been told this. We all obey. “Don’t open your eyes when you’re washing your face!” There’s just enough reinforcement from time to time when you didn’t rinse your eyes well or happened to rub them while washing to keep us in line. I’m 40(m) and have abided by this sage advic... | 6 | 35.166667 | |
1653368081 | 1653369305 | t3_uwj13s | t5_2to41 | 22 | creampastry420: TIFU with a rimjob
this didnt happen today but it happened recently that I just know it will forever be engrained in me.
I (m21) am a reasonably horny fellow with a strange construct built between sexual activity and the meaning of my life itself. I dabble here and there, but honestly the male agenda ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1653369338 | 1653409277 | t3_uwjctj | t5_2to41 | 12 | YaKuzya: TIFU by knocking over a homeless person's change cup
Not necessarily today but more like a decade ago. I was reminded about this situation while walking through the same BART station in the Bay Area (underground metro for y'all non bay area folks).
So rewind back about a decade, I'm in undergrad at Berkeley a... | 4 | 3 | |
1653370091 | 1653375641 | t3_uwjjkw | t5_2to41 | 24 | Practical-Roof5616: TIFU by drinking SIX shots of espresso
So my friends are taking a barista course, (19f,19f & 20f) I love coffee but I have it strong but with a lot of sugar. I took the same course when I was 16 I’m now (18) but I’m taking the course again.
I have a cup of coffee everyday it’s like two shots o... | 6 | 4 | |
1653371138 | 1653458771 | t3_uwjtdv | t5_2to41 | 151 | [deleted]: TIFU by boofing meth, wiping my butt, and snorting the toilet paper
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OMGoblin: Sir, I think this is literally rock bottom.
jzdpd: oh you can get lower, trust me
louisme97: im sure i dont wanna know, but how???
I never done crack, but i would waaaay more likely blow another dude (im not gay) then s... | 10 | 15.1 | |
1653371429 | 1653447846 | t3_uwjwac | t5_2to41 | 720 | Wide-Competition1399: TIFU by reading this
Arabeskas: Meth.... reminds me of the "What if we used 100% of our brain" meme, only in reverse...
Electrical-Release61: If 100% of our brain used us?
mcnathan80: You aren't that far off. Most of what we do is determined genetically with a little sub-conscious prompting based... | 6 | 120 | |
1653373715 | 1653374314 | t3_uwkf8z | t5_2to41 | -1 | tanaka015: TIFU by being banned from askreddit in 96 seconds (New Record)
You read the title and you’re probably thinking "yea, you earned it" but just listen to what I have to say or read what I will write in here. Lets start at the start at the very beginning of it all. It was night time and I was watching galactik f... | 4 | -0.25 | |
1653372859 | 1653446198 | t3_uwk87e | t5_2to41 | 31 | fahken_gahjuss: TIFU by becoming hooked on smoothies and turning my toilet seat blue
I have a job that keeps me on my feet, so I got into the habit of buying a smoothie before work for several months. I found having fruits & veggies (plus adding a vitamin supplement & protein powder) are a great way for me to s... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1653361011 | 1653546714 | t3_uwh3v0 | t5_2to41 | 30 | DarkInkPixie: TIFU by not picking up my beer.
So today I found out I majorly fucked up at my friend's house. We'll call him M, his wife E, and my fiance C. So it's been a while since M and myself got to see each other, and when he told me he and his wife were moving, I saw it as the perfect opportunity to lend a hand a... | 5 | 6 | |
1653378596 | 1653380195 | t3_uwliws | t5_2to41 | 34 | PastelPeach314: TIFU by going to the ER for a stupid reason
So I have bipolar disorder and since I've started going to therapy, I am able to recognize when I am manic or depressed. At the moment I am experiencing mania, and it is starting to push my limits. Yesterday I got a large red painful lump on my arm that had r... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1653380839 | 1653382519 | t3_uwm0nu | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my FIL by my ex GF's father name
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cruisin5268d: Holy shit this is insane!!!!.
Let me get this straight…..you made a verbal blunder and then *dramatic pause* they didn’t even notice? And then nothing bad happened / there were no consequences?!?!?
Omg how did you survive
madjahead... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1653381808 | 1653403136 | t3_uwm7x7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | feellikepooping: TIFU by offending my grandma so much
I’m such an a-hole today. Well, almost everyday I guess.
We talked about our maid who is seemingly off and does whatever she wants around the house; and by whatever, we mean that she doesn’t follow any of us (we talk to her nicely and treat her reasonably and kindl... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1653383578 | 1653483989 | t3_uwmm6l | t5_2to41 | 35,538 | [deleted]: TIFU By Allowing A Friend to Get Handsy (NSFW)
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bluecollarNH: This story was a nice reminder of why I stopped drinking. Amazing how a bunch of my problems ceased to exist.
NotSoNiceO1: Heard a bunch of excuses from OP.
altersun: She did tell her SO, so that does bring back a little respect from me
s... | 21 | 1,692.285714 | |
1653383621 | 1653412050 | t3_uwmmj5 | t5_2to41 | 16 | friedpicklerice: TIFU by walking away from threesome.
Wasn't something that happened today but quite a while ago.
About a year back or so I ( m22) was out at some basket ballcourt that I lived near at the time and 2 of my friends (f22 and f21) had had tagged along with me since they had wanted to hangout. It wasn't ... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1653387651 | 1653422669 | t3_uwnjnr | t5_2to41 | 4 | problematic_adult: tifu by scaring everyone in the library
This past Sunday my sister and I recorded our voice screaming and put it as ringtone on my phone.
Now we did this to prank our parents, kind of fun. I was too lazy to set it back again yesterday so my phone was on silent the whole time in college.
Today on the ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1653385184 | 1653389053 | t3_uwmyyc | t5_2to41 | 10 | tay_401: TIFU by sending my boyfriend my recent tabs and accidentally exposing myself
I haven’t stopped sweating. I was confident in sending my recent safari tabs, genuinely thinking there was no bad tabs in the screen recording but one of the tabs had the google search was “my discharge smells bad but not fishy”.
Th... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1653389304 | 1653479338 | t3_uwnyq2 | t5_2to41 | 94 | MatFink01: TIFU by paying my bills
Every end of the month, my gf pay all our bills (rent, electricity, TV, internet and others) from her bank account, then I paid her the half with Twint, a paying app that we have in Switzerland.
Twint is cool. Fast, practical, you can pay with it almost everywhere.
But ONE THING SU... | 5 | 18.8 | |
1653393411 | 1653399445 | t3_uwp3ql | t5_2to41 | 25 | CONVEY__YOUR__GLANDS: TIFU by treating my genital herpes with garlic
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nbuzd: Yo, you got coverage for prescription medications? Or live somewhere where you don't have to choose between a mended bone or food for a month?
If so, valacyclovir. Comes in pill and cream form. Soon as you feel a tingle/itch, pop 4 a... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1653396417 | 1653458676 | t3_uwq0rl | t5_2to41 | 87 | Khurast: TIFU by thinking fridges were dumb
So this happened when I was probably 13-15 years old, I can't exactly remember.
I'm not sure where it came from, but for some reason I developed this strange notion that refrigerating food was unnecessary and a scam. I live life for several months with no real impact and ne... | 5 | 17.4 | |
1653395702 | 1653533051 | t3_uwpszu | t5_2to41 | 10 | VultureMadAtTheOx: TIFU by going on a week long vacation
Well, not today but last week. Close enough. Wall of text warning.
For full context... Back in 2019 my wife had some friends over who invited her to their home city 1500+km / 932+ miles away from our city. I wasn't present and my wife being the supreme queen of ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1653406438 | 1653428288 | t3_uwtkqz | t5_2to41 | 83,922 | EmpatheticApatheist: TIFU by sending a call from the International Space Station to voicemail
This happened two days ago (Sunday). A friend of mine is currently on his second mission to the ISS. I saw a call come in on my iPhone and the caller ID said “Us Gov.” I first had that thought / feeling you get when the princi... | 15 | 5,594.8 | |
1653401861 | 1653496561 | t3_uwrw4b | t5_2to41 | 83 | thatoneburneracount: TIFU by stabbing my own leg
I unfortunately managed to stab my own leg and haven’t told anyone, it’s not bad or anything but felt I needed to tell someone about how stupid I’ve been today .
So In my kitchen we recently bought these really sharp knifes. I also recently gained a habit of flipping ... | 6 | 13.833333 | |
1653407755 | 1653415045 | t3_uwu2hj | t5_2to41 | 10 | Darkurn: TIFU by not saving my work.
This happened at college around 30 minutes ago when writing this. I'm on the bus home right now.
I go to college for games design so most of my work is online, saving my work is pretty easy it's just control + S as most programs have it.
Sometimes games design can be pretty tediou... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1653408170 | 1653434912 | t3_uwu8er | t5_2to41 | 15 | karensworstnightmare: tifu by finding out how I've been sick
I, 17F have been really sick the past week, I thought it was a mild cold at first but as I got worse, I started to think it was covid bc I showed every single symptom, except loss of taste, and I have been getting violently sick more common than I usually wou... | 5 | 3 | |
1653408404 | 1653410491 | t3_uwubl1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by killing a stranger's dog
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twotall88: Yeah, this is fiction. There's absolutely no way to confuse a small dog's bark with a large dog's bark and the likelihood of you being able to kick a dog hard enough to kill it is negligible.
frikkenkids: I don't believe this story either, but I can assur... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1653409585 | 1653445737 | t3_uwurej | t5_2to41 | 7,364 | petitepaddington: TIFU by not knowing my own genital anatomy at 21
My whole life, I’ve prided myself on not being like the “idiots” who don’t know their own genitals and think things like having sex upside-down will prevent pregnancy, or that the vagina magically gets loose. I paid attention in sex-ed and figured, hey,... | 13 | 566.461538 | |
1653409787 | 1653459944 | t3_uwuu8y | t5_2to41 | 2,444 | ihasfirecape: TIFU by being issued a Mini Vibrator by Navy Medicine
So almost one month ago (this isn't the TIFU part although it was a FU) I was cutting zip ties at work and one of the zip ties had been pulled so tight that I couldn't get scissors underneath of it. (In hindsight I should have grabbed pliers to break t... | 9 | 271.555556 | |
1653410831 | 1653469016 | t3_uwv854 | t5_2to41 | 435 | DucatiMunster: TIFU by wearing loose clothing around spinning machinery and nearly dying.
I was working on my truck bed frame with an angle grinder and a wire wheel knocking off old paint to prepare for new. I had a plastic face shield on, but couldn't find my respirator so I wrapped a T-shirt around my face to keep ou... | 6 | 72.5 | |
1653411178 | 1653948453 | t3_uwvcsf | t5_2to41 | 330 | ashistheendresult: TIFU by letting my body builder partner dom me
My partner (19M) and I (20 F) have been seeing each other for a few months now. He's really well built since he's been hitting the gym for over a decade, but being the shy person he is he has very minimal experience in bed. I usually take the lead in bed... | 28 | 11.785714 | |
1653413100 | 1653487560 | t3_uww2sf | t5_2to41 | 15 | greyzombie: TIFU by calling dibs on death.
So I don't respond well to death (I mean, who does?), and I go from making inappropriate jokes to anger to tears, in that order.
Luckily, I have been able to surround myself will like-minded friends. We're all in our late 30's/early 40's, and make lots of jokes about how we... | 3 | 5 | |
1653413384 | 1653417816 | t3_uww6kb | t5_2to41 | 40 | Adventurous_Mail5120: TIFU By Crashing A Kid's Birthday Party
Well, today I screwed up, in every sense of the word. I am a full-time custodian at a gym, but today I had the night shift so I decided to go to an arcade and play some games. The closest one to me happened to be Chuck E. Cheese, and considering it was mo... | 5 | 8 | |
1653415220 | 1653415571 | t3_uwwvit | t5_2to41 | 31 | zeewrecks: TIFU by using a Roomba.
Got brand new carpet 3 months ago in our recently purchased home. It was this morning that I realized choosing white wasn’t a great decision.
We have hardwood floors upstairs and the only carpet is downstairs. We usually put up a gate at the top of the stairs, so if our dog has a ra... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1653416792 | 1653446939 | t3_uwxh3m | t5_2to41 | 8 | boy_wonder456: TIFU grocery store clerk caught checking out some ass
This was a few years ago, in my mid-late teens. Was working an evening shift with my assistant manager.
He brought some edible (cannabis) cookies in, I had never tried them before so my dumb ass thought it would be a good idea to try it while stocking... | 4 | 2 | |
1653417927 | 1653419530 | t3_uwxwm5 | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving my FWB who has a fragile ego
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topcat5: The big fuck up here is in not going to the doctor to get proper medical treatment. Sticking a safety pin in the ball sized boil on his man parts is a very bad idea
GeekyTricky: This is toxic masculinity at its finest.
This dude shaved his di... | 4 | 10 | |
1653417937 | 1653424359 | t3_uwxwqv | t5_2to41 | 10 | embarrassingfailureg: TIFU by yelling at my neighbor
tl;dr some guy came to my front door acting weird, and I ran him of my porch. Turns out he was my neighbor, and now I have to see him every day.
Some context before I dive into my shameful story. I work from home, and my office looks out the front window. I am fami... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1653421013 | 1653436018 | t3_uwz29l | t5_2to41 | 185 | NathanielWolf: TIFU by not changing my houses's air filter for a decade
So this FU has been going on for 12 years, but the realization just hit me today.
I've owned a home for over a decade. There's no A/C, but a furnace I run during the winter, and occasionally as a fan for circulation in the summer.
There's an air ... | 5 | 37 | |
1653421967 | 1653423542 | t3_uwzetn | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a homeless person a coffee
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hawkmech67: How is your coffee related to her heroin? Maybe having coffee with you kept her from doing something worse or overdosing.
icannotbebothered7: It’s the fact that I’ve gave her it and I could potentially get in trouble if my boss finds out about t... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1653422106 | 1653891156 | t3_uwzglw | t5_2to41 | 117 | Different_Length2292: Tifu by not realising how bad guys were at taking hints
So i have been crushing on my best friend's brother for some time now. She knows and tries her best to help me out, and is very often frustrated by how dense her brother is and how much of a fucking coward i am.
We have become good friends o... | 6 | 19.5 | |
1653423742 | 1653427903 | t3_ux032c | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by name dropping to my roomate
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yikesonbikes2: Your roommate sucks lol
yikesonbikes2: So anyways tell us more about your evening with him?! Was he nice? Did you bang? Is he a big name? Did you have to agree to not disclose his name to the masses?
throwaway83838399: THE REST NIGHT AFTER THAT EPI... | 7 | 4.571429 | |
1653424514 | 1653425233 | t3_ux0dn5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by attempting to draw my own blood in a room alone
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only1dream: I'm a healthcare professional and I've always wondered if my patients messed around in the room after I left. Good thing you were already in a clinic where you could get checked out.
[deleted]: For sure. Not doing anything stupid l... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1653424895 | 1653500849 | t3_ux0iuv | t5_2to41 | 8 | SandInMyBoots89: TIFU by being a cautionary tale. This is The Stories We Tell Ourselves
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DecepticonAF: Read this elsewhere (where we really hate on people like you and your married partner) and, while I have to say that the writing is compelling, I would still toss the protagonist of your story in a dumpster, ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1653428237 | 1653434070 | t3_ux1r4b | t5_2to41 | 8 | Tiezzynator: TIFU Missed obvious signs from a really hot girl at the sauna
So always after going to the gym I go to the wellness center that is in the building.
This time was different tho, there was a really hot girl in the sauna, she had beautiful blond hair, blue eyes, godly ass and nice tits. I caught her looking ... | 4 | 2 | |
1653430777 | 1653489256 | t3_ux2nc0 | t5_2to41 | 370 | kj194567: TIFU by drinking expired milk and wearing a dress
TL;DR - TIFU by drinking milk that I didn't know was expired, and I shit myself. While wearing a dress.
This should be a throwaway account but it's been a shit day and I'm tired. No pun intended.
So today, I had a presentation in person with one of my accoun... | 4 | 92.5 | |
1653434675 | 1653449502 | t3_ux3xlu | t5_2to41 | 6 | Occasional-Mermaid: TIFU by accidentally lying about my age while purchasing a disposable vape.
Actually happened the day before yesterday but anyway, the story:
I’m 32, I don’t look like an old hag or anything but I’m clearly over the age of 21. It’s also worth mentioning that I am socially awkward & so anxious ... | 3 | 2 | |
1653433978 | 1653628116 | t3_ux3poe | t5_2to41 | 69 | Gamlos: TIFU by trying to help an earthworm
This happened today, and as I type this on my phone I'm still watching the ramifications. Today it rained where I live and as always the earthworms decided to crawl out of the soil and make their valiant run for dryer ground or escape to newer pastures or whatever these littl... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1653437984 | 1653501769 | t3_ux4ym3 | t5_2to41 | 28,702 | tiptopceriptop: TIFU by not disclosing that our professor was also my father
I'm using a throwaway because my main has a lot of identifying information. Also I have dyslexia and don't speak English natively.
Posting a second time because I forgot the tldr.
But anyway.
My dad was "poached" by my university and got an... | 12 | 2,391.833333 | |
1653439225 | 1653447296 | t3_ux5c5x | t5_2to41 | 12 | Indigo_132: TIFU by destroying a glass shelving unit in a jewelry store (in 2012)
As the title says, this story is from 2012. I would have been 8 years old at the time. This memory just popped into my head randomly today and it feels like a fever dream, honestly. It’s hard to believe this actually happened. Some memori... | 3 | 4 | |
1653445604 | 1653446262 | t3_ux79ut | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU I tried to get a quick lift in at the gym and got permabanned.
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Groundbreaking-Box20: Any chance you were being a dick? Something about your writing style and the way you told this story makes me think you were actually the asshole in this situation
Steezography: It depends who you ask really. ... | 3 | 1 | |
1653443308 | 1653667030 | t3_ux6l2t | t5_2to41 | 41 | ATGGTCGATAATGAATCTTC: TIFU Researching my genealogy.
My brother and I found out recently that we can get a dual citizenship in an EU country through descent (Hungary). While I'm aware that Hungary is a bit of a shitshow, having an EU passport is a bit of a golden ticket, and opens up huge opportunities for us and our f... | 8 | 5.125 | |
1653445246 | 1653447409 | t3_ux7667 | t5_2to41 | 100 | MisspelledAWerd: TIFU by not locking the front door..
As a father of two boys, there are few moments for the finer things in life. This past Sunday, my two boys went to bed quite early as they attended a birthday party the day before, slept over and spent most of the day outdoors. So safe to say the kids went to bed ea... | 3 | 33.333333 | |
1653446141 | 1653447258 | t3_ux7fro | t5_2to41 | 2 | tmuseee2: TIFU by driving past my friend getting beat up and not realizing it
So I'm a 20f and last weekend I was driving home from a party at night. I live with my sister who is a couple years older than me. Well it was kinda late and as I'm driving home I saw a few girls on the side of the street appearing to be figh... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1556910875 | 1667966773 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | cyber411: TIFU by trying to swallow a whole Tums
Last night, I brushed my teeth, then decided I had an acidy tummy. It was almost midnight & I had to get up early, so I decided I would just swallow the whole tablet, like a pill (so I wouldn't have to brush my teeth again). I swallowed it down & it worked out f... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1653450928 | 1653452195 | t3_ux8tcp | t5_2to41 | 22 | OkRegret473: TIFU by making someone quit their job
I work as a cashier/manager at a pub. Yesterday was my day off and another manager covered for me.
This manager is notorious for leaving the waiters by themselves and also for not really doing the books right - two things he's not supposed to do.
Today when I got in ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1653458827 | 1653528754 | t3_uxavsn | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting high on Xanax and booty fucking my friend
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canada1913: Sounds like a sex blog written by the 40 yr old virgin.
Shade_0: Or a 12/yo
canada1913: Same difference lol
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1653460147 | 1653492450 | t3_uxb719 | t5_2to41 | 59 | BannedOnTwitter: TIFU by destroying the reputation of my school
For some context: my school is considered one of the best schools in town and the 9th graders just had their chemistry tests. They were complaining all over social media about the difficulty of the test.
I saw that and thought it would be funny to comment... | 6 | 9.833333 | |
1653462744 | 1653468376 | t3_uxbsv3 | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating with sulfuric acid
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Everythingn0w: Nobody is *this* dumb. I can think of about 10 household liquids that would be more appropriate lubes (not to mention your own spit). So there is no way in hell you knowingly and willingly chose to use poison on your dick.
Edit: post history c... | 6 | -0.5 | |
1653463669 | 1653784442 | t3_uxc0b2 | t5_2to41 | 54 | Harshquestion: TIFU by beating myself up over hypothetical scenarios
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Rbot9: While OP's post and some of the replies sound like the makings of a great action flick someday, in light of what just happened in Texas, I think this post is, at the VERY least, in poor taste. You should either talk to a professional ... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1653466316 | 1653656580 | t3_uxckp7 | t5_2to41 | 31,167 | Beardedrugbymonster: TIFU by sleeping naked and possibly ruining my marriage.
I'm a long time lurker and have enjoyed trying to catch my breath in laughter reading stories on this sub for a few years now. Maybe I can return the favor with my very first post here.
I'll keep it short and sweet since it's the middle of ... | 12 | 2,597.25 | |
1653477158 | 1653477600 | t3_uxf08p | t5_2to41 | 15 | AgrestPL: TIFU by giving my grandpa a replacement phone
TLDR at the end
I’m not a native English speaker so I’m sorry if some parts of conversations will not make much sense in English.
So a few days ago my grandpa asked me to help him fix his phone. As the tech person in my family, I said sure, I’ll take a look. It ... | 3 | 5 | |
1653479067 | 1653526044 | t3_uxfi6d | t5_2to41 | 467 | MegaBags: TIFU - White socks and tea don’t mix
I recently relocated a set of drawers to the corner of my office/spare bedroom, right beside my desk (well, left beside my desk, actually).
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For some reason that is still beyond my comprehension, my wife was not keen on this location. Even though she never us... | 6 | 77.833333 | |
1653482022 | 1653498887 | t3_uxgd7r | t5_2to41 | 269 | easycrumbeasydough: TIFU by telling a guest we're understaffed
I work in a luxury 5 star hotel and this field will 100% test your patience. After 14 hour shifts, 3 hours of commute I just want to go home and sleep but I ended up being asked to work for a few more hours until my reliver arrived.
At this point I was liv... | 7 | 38.428571 | |
1653486620 | 1653487953 | t3_uxhtr6 | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating and snorting pure citric acid powder
Kinda a double fuck up. Don’t fuck around with acids, not even the weak ones. Unless it’s LSD (acid) then go for it.
I got some pure citric acid, mainly just out of curiosity and to see what I could do with it. I found out that lemon juice contains 8% citr... | 3 | 0 | |
1653492445 | 1653493544 | t3_uxjuvq | t5_2to41 | 4 | HamAndGrilledCheese: TIFU by posting on Facebook that I would let my mother’s friend lick my pussy. He is also a priest.
This actually happened when I was like 9-11 years old. I had just downloaded Facebook and there was this game on the app where you answer questions about your FB friends. All my friends at the time w... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1653493444 | 1653497206 | t3_uxjzz8 | t5_2to41 | 11 | threedogcircus: This is a pretty disgusting reply to someone who's clearly looking for help.
ActualCannibalMrY8s: Dude said he almost got off to a baby once, those are the only two options I see, if he doesn't get help he'll eventually offend
threedogcircus: Oh, well if you see it that way then it must be correct.
Actu... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1653485545 | 1654530011 | t3_uxhh42 | t5_2to41 | 7 | jcpham: TIFU by flipping our lawn mower over backwards into a ditch *slash* briar patch
It's was actually on Friday but I think I very nearly died when I flipped our lawn mower over backwards into a ditch of briars. My wife had to spend time Friday and Saturday nights picking briars and splinters out of my back, my ne... | 3 | 2.333333 |
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