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1653659363 | 1653661998 | t3_uyyn0t | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU: I have officially branded myself as the biggest perv... and I 100% deserve it...
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Atillion: Is this Part 2 to something? I feel like I'm missing some context.
Mean_Environment4856: Definitely missing context... so confused
TwoJack-: It's copy and paste from a TIFU from 3 years ago
https://ww... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1653661467 | 1653703541 | t3_uyzcrc | t5_2to41 | 88 | Obligatorycomment7: TIFU by being lactose intolerant my entire life and not knowing it!
Okay, so disclaimer: I don’t “know” if I have lactose intolerance for sure, but I think I do.
Right, so I decided to give up dairy for a little bit because I heard that can help with acne. I was very reluctant because I LOVE chee... | 4 | 22 | |
1653667426 | 1653743496 | t3_uz1god | t5_2to41 | 5,296 | IamaLuna-tic: TIFU by accidentally flirting with a teacher
I (16F) didn't even mean to do this.
I usually compliment ten people a day, thats my goal in school. Twenty in malls.
And today my teacher was wearing this really gorgeous black dress, i loved it. I walked up to her with my friend and said "That's a really pr... | 8 | 662 | |
1653669805 | 1653702484 | t3_uz2c1q | t5_2to41 | 171 | Slash_Raptor92: TIFU by trying to dutch oven my GF.
So I just got home from this incident about an hour ago.
Around the time when I'd known my GF, who we'll call "Sarah", for about 8 months, we had reached the point in our relationship where we wouldn't close the bathroom door all the way or hold in our farts. And a f... | 6 | 28.5 | |
1653670692 | 1653747875 | t3_uz2n3r | t5_2to41 | 48,772 | zachtheperson: TIFU: by thinking peanut butter was supposed to be spicy
Obligatory: this happened a few months back.
Ever since I was a kid I loved how peanut butter used to taste. Not only did it taste good, but it had this weird "spice," to it that wasn't like a chili pepper type spice, but wholly unique that I neve... | 18 | 2,709.555556 | |
1653671045 | 1653674382 | t3_uz2rr9 | t5_2to41 | 18 | VinceAndVic: TIFU by asking my colleague out
Today I asked my coworker out through and she gently and implicitly rejected me. Soon we're both getting promoted to the same position, so a lot of teamwork is gonna happen in the weeks and months to come.
I would normally never do that, I'm a firm believer that dating at w... | 3 | 6 | |
1653668950 | 1653685593 | t3_uz20z0 | t5_2to41 | 39 | TudieLewd: TIFU and got a spray tan.
Y’all know how this is going to go…
So I’m out to show the world I still got it, after the boyfriend of 8 years, well.. ya know. Starting with changing my vampire-like skin tone. I know my ropes around spray tans, never had one that didn’t look natural. I do the same color every ti... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1653670879 | 1653708138 | t3_uz2pom | t5_2to41 | 97 | IAmTheLowRider: TIFU by taking the advice of the IRS
I'm a college student who just finished his freshman year currently working two part-time jobs. I had one when I started college, and around mid-March I got another. I had had the first job for about two years, so my tax knowledge was a little rusty.
As I was f... | 4 | 24.25 | |
1653670864 | 1653673083 | t3_uz2phi | t5_2to41 | 8 | X1ras: TIFU by spilling warm cereal on my bed
I've been sick for the past 3 days, so I woke up this morning and just wanted some cereal. I got Honey Bunches of Oats and milk and put it in the microwave to not eat some cold milk with my cereal. I was legit excited to enjoy this. Then the fucking cataclysm arrives. I put... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1653678511 | 1653692017 | t3_uz5ees | t5_2to41 | 791 | Quaylepotatoe: TIFU destroying a customer’s restroom
Apprentice plumber here, you’ve been warned. A journeyman and I arrived at a service call for a very large corporation’s branch for a leaky domestic water pipe. We found the source of the drip, closed the valve turning off cold water supply to the building, and star... | 6 | 131.833333 | |
1653680368 | 1653701239 | t3_uz6183 | t5_2to41 | 217 | [deleted]: TIFU by setting the family parrot free after 15 years.
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adp63: I think maybe you should stay away from decisions regarding animals/pets.
killerzf9: Yeah, my family thinks so too. And after this whole mess, I obviously can’t blame them.
At least we had a happy reunion.
Blacklion594: Bro, you have no ... | 8 | 27.125 | |
1653682096 | 1653683551 | t3_uz6n33 | t5_2to41 | 14 | MushxHead: TIFU by being an amateur boxy waxer and trapping my junk in wax
This was about a month ago.
I was sitting on the toilet and was staring off into the ether. Came back to focus and looked at my wife's waxing setup. Looked down at my bits and thought... let's do it. The shaft has some hair I want to get rid of... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1653688365 | 1653688493 | t3_uz8scx | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By deciding it was a good idea to cut a frozen block of butter with a pair of really freaking sharp pair of scissors and almost slicing a chunk of my middle finger on my right hand clean off. Am waiting in the urgent care now.
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Sea-Experience470: Dang, hope you’ve got good insurance big dog 🐕.... | 3 | 1 | |
1653688975 | 1653692219 | t3_uz8zq9 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Orionexis: TIFU by telling a professor he changed my life
Before telling what just happened some minutes ago, there's a bit of context:
Some years ago when I started college, I choose the wrong career and at some point I felt like my life was a mess. I had a professor (let's call him Nick) who always encouraged me to d... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1653688600 | 1653709561 | t3_uz8v4g | t5_2to41 | 20 | LeKrispyKreme: TIFU By Using a Pair of Sharp Scissors to Cut Frozen Butter
So there i was, wanting to make some Kraft Macaroni and cheese because im American and thats my God Given right. So there I was, after the pasta was cooked, gathering the rest of my ingredients. The milk, the dehydrated cheese shavings, and f... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1653692248 | 1653731666 | t3_uza2jf | t5_2to41 | 114 | Inevitable-Syrup8232: TIFU by giving away $3000 to a homeless couple instead of spending $.30 at McDonald's
So I went to McDonald's at midnight cause I couldn't sleep due to some life trauma with the intent of going into work after I ate. As I pull up I notice a couple with something I couldn't identify standing close ... | 7 | 16.285714 | |
1653694951 | 1653745378 | t3_uzaxm3 | t5_2to41 | 3,714 | Regular_Gold_4750: TIFU by thinking I could post on Reddit
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BJWTech: Well this one posted! You need to comment more so you can post.
Regular_Gold_4750: Fair enough. I will start working on that. Thanks!
Ok-Of-Course: You earn Karma by commenting, upvotes, give awards and receive them. Some subreddits need a mi... | 10 | 371.4 | |
1653696470 | 1653699092 | t3_uzbeau | t5_2to41 | 30 | superhappythrowawy: TIFU by bringing a tub of butter to work
Let me start by saying that my AC for my car is broken. Very broken.
So I live with my parents over the summer, and they put leftover food in the butter containers.
Well this morning I grab one, and I think “this is a little heavy, but we must’ve had more... | 3 | 10 | |
1653700201 | 1653700325 | t3_uzchs2 | t5_2to41 | 37 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #8! Got a story to share? Come and share it on TIFU talks!
Freaky-SKULLZ: I’m new
JC1812: Welcome!
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1653700501 | 1653712000 | t3_uzckt8 | t5_2to41 | 142 | rannj7: TIFU by texting my boss instead of my husband.
So first off I am pregnant, and I had an ultrasound appointment this week that I could not reschedule. I told my boss about this appointment and she said it would be fine, and someone would cover my shift.
Come to the day before the appointment, she asks me who ... | 3 | 47.333333 | |
1653701438 | 1653710973 | t3_uzcu5r | t5_2to41 | -6 | jacquesrabbit: TIFU I crossed the line and a woman ghosted me
I am an adult male with voting privileges, driving privileges so that should be enough to frame how old I am,and how matured I was supposed to be.
But I was never in a real romantic relationship ever. Enough to say,I am awkward around females.
So there was... | 6 | -1 | |
1653702062 | 1653704687 | t3_uzd0cw | t5_2to41 | 4 | Space-melon552: TIFU: By getting cussed out at by two girls (one of which i liked) while trying to pull
(This was in a Snapchat group chat) Ok, first off i wasn’t just randomly flirting with girls. The one that i liked approached me and started it. She said that she liked my personality and thought i was kinda cute. Gi... | 4 | 1 | |
1653703407 | 1653784144 | t3_uzddvw | t5_2to41 | 153 | Thelonehero8: TIFU by not looking at dates for an expensive gift and draining savings
Hello everyone first TIFU and it actually happened today. So back last year I got a really good Job for my age, early 20's and making alot more than people my age who dropped out of college usually do. So because of this I decided to ... | 4 | 38.25 | |
1653704308 | 1653774109 | t3_uzdn2m | t5_2to41 | 1,367 | EvilAunt-throwaway: TIFU by traumatizing at my 6 y/o nephew and screaming at him.
Throwaway account since my brother also uses reddit.
TL:DR: I said something horrible to my spoiled nephew and my brother's wife after he got lost at the mall, hurt him, and I ruined the relationship with the rest of my family.
My broth... | 8 | 170.875 | |
1653708169 | 1653892545 | t3_uzeo2q | t5_2to41 | 15 | ButtholeGape: TIFU By wrecking into a bank buildings roof
I wrecked into a bank building
Earlier today I was pulling out of a parking spot at a fast food place. I noticed a car to my right so I swung my truck wide and toward the bank so I wouldn’t turn into the car. I drive a 20ft box truck/uhaul for work with a few f... | 3 | 5 | |
1653709902 | 1653712268 | t3_uzf4ru | t5_2to41 | -15 | [deleted]: TIFU by being accidentally racist
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obviousplants: He *was* an awesome fighter. Assuming his opponent was a pregnant woman.
CoriolanusA3S3: First he choked and then tested positive for PEDs. A pregnant woman was about all he could take.
ThePresidentsNipples: You make me wish replacement theory was r... | 4 | -3.75 | |
1653710359 | 1653754460 | t3_uzf92t | t5_2to41 | 16 | xxalisonrose: TIFU by not reading the fine print on a label and confidently taking a drug test
Backstory: I’m at a fork in life and the only way I know how to cope is by taking a seasonal job halfway around the world, and far away from my problems. I know it’s not the best method, but I need to follow my gut.
I’m also... | 4 | 4 | |
1653713145 | 1653718384 | t3_uzfyog | t5_2to41 | 126 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a guy a blowjob while wearing my mom's wedding dress. (20/M)
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gayforaliens1701: You’re a grown man and you have the right to have weird sex in your own home. Go to your mom first and apologize for the violations about her dress and her room. Admit that it was stupid and that you just ... | 8 | 15.75 | |
1653714034 | 1653720964 | t3_uzg6pb | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by listening to my cousins and going in the pool
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David_Fuse: How did you not SMELL it? Even a clean pool smells at least like chlorine, and not piss. Something doesn't add up here at all.
jellybean2507: There’s also no way the piss would stay warm and for the water to be yellow it would have t... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1653715314 | 1653730075 | t3_uzgi8f | t5_2to41 | 51 | yourfaceistaken: TIFU by taking an Ancestry DNA test
Clearly not today, but it all came together this week so I feel like it's recent enough to apply.
A year ago I took an ancestry dna test as a way to honor my dad. He died when I was 13 so I feel like I barely knew him but he was a nerd for genealogy. He would have... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1653716119 | 1653886062 | t3_uzgp34 | t5_2to41 | 5,953 | Worldwidestripper: TIFU: By confronting my neighbor about what her son did.
So lemme give some context to this situation. Almost a year ago before I even made my Reddit account my fiancé and I threw a 4th of July party and invited some of our neighbors over just to chill out relax and watch the fireworks. Well I had mo... | 9 | 661.444444 | |
1653716290 | 1653718013 | t3_uzgqij | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU : Pranking my friend i was addicted to some dangerous liquid
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RiDragon: Yeah you're an asshole.
SG143: I knowwwww fuckkkkkk why am i such a dumb assss
RiDragon: Maybe he'll forgive you and you can explain yourself. It sounds like you do care. You just didn't really do a good job of showing it.
... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1653705087 | 1653722565 | t3_uzdusl | t5_2to41 | 16 | anonymousraccoons: TIFU by Trusting my Sister and Cleaning out My Sex Toy Collection when We had an Electrician in the House
So I spent the last two hours crying about it but I think I'm ready to find the humour in this situation now since my partner and my friends thought this was hilarious (but agreed with me that th... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1653720678 | 1653721676 | t3_uzhqar | t5_2to41 | 64 | OtherwiseM00d: TIFU by sending my sex toys to my deeply religious parents
Obligatory did not happen today but last October...
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TLDR: Deeply religious mum think dad has 'given him to the devil and pleasure' because I forgot to log out of my dad's Amazon account and ordered a massage gun, full skimpy cat ma... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1653719536 | 1653761164 | t3_uzhh5g | t5_2to41 | 6 | Nerdy_Athlete_E: TIFU by going on a date
Everything just happened and I have no idea how to process this. Bit of info here, we're all teenagers in this story. I've known these people for a while and become pretty close with all of them. A is someone I've known longer than S, the person I went out with. AN is a friend o... | 3 | 2 | |
1653723390 | 1653759383 | t3_uziche | t5_2to41 | 22 | passed_tense: TIFU by deleting a big video project
I just deleted a big video project. I hadn't backed it up because I was just going to bang it out in a week or so (stupid I know). Well, turned out that week turned into a month. I was just touching up the last details.... and then I deleted an unrelated file, but I mu... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1653726258 | 1653759876 | t3_uziypw | t5_2to41 | 17 | PlatypusDream: TIFU by buying the wrong cereal
I decided to streamline breakfast by eating cereal and drinking milk, skipping the bowl and spoon. (You say lazy, I say efficient.) Frosted mini wheats work well for this.
At the grocery, I bought two more boxes because the current box of frosted shredded mini wheats was... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1653727420 | 1653776402 | t3_uzj7ia | t5_2to41 | 21 | SpookyScarySkeletnz: TIFU by blinding reaching into my medicine cabinet from my toilet.
I (F20) am absolutely exhausted because I’m sick, I mean that kinda exhausted where you’re peeing with your eyes closed, head on the wall, trying not to fall asleep then and there.
I also currently am getting over some weight gain... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1653713347 | 1653824937 | t3_uzg0c8 | t5_2to41 | 31 | 2M3TAL4U: TIFU by playing Soccer outside
Well, as the title says. I was kicking the good ol' "futball" around. Feeling good. Weather was nice. I've got a spot at the end of the drive where I can kick the ball against a wall with a fence ontop of it, so there's a lot of room for some basic stuff and if it goes over the ... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1653728772 | 1653730800 | t3_uzji4u | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by staying hydrated
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Trip8197: So you shit the bed and are now hoping when it gets brought up, you can point to this post as your evidence it was the drink and not your ass. Good game plan
weedwizard22: Pour liquid iv in your bed and lmk how it smells lol
If I pooped the bed, this post would b... | 5 | 3 | |
1653740561 | 1653763404 | t3_uzm80s | t5_2to41 | 36,514 | thr0wwawayy1: TIFU by taking my gf to a nudist beach
So me (24M) and my gf (22F) are on holiday in Spain, first time away in a long time and the weather is amazing. There's a nudist beach and she asked to go as we have never been to one before. I don't see the appeal but she has always been spontaneous and adventurous,... | 23 | 1,587.565217 | |
1653743187 | 1653838152 | t3_uzmz19 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk and going down on some roses.
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MEATVOREE: Your weird man
MetituS: I thought this was deleted XD
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1653741728 | 1667051691 | t3_uzmjp1 | t5_2to41 | 104 | ototoxicity: TIFU by not believing my cousin
This happened about a year ago.
I was catching up with a cousin, who was 12 or so at the time. I asked if he'd heard from his dad lately (his parents were seperated and his dad was in and out of the picture) and he responded "Oh, no. He died."
I didn't believe him and immed... | 4 | 26 | |
1653745617 | 1653787324 | t3_uznons | t5_2to41 | 2,186 | stfx2012: TIFU by putting my cats age instead of mine
I experienced a brief brain malfunction this morning and I needed to share. I am what most would consider a cat lady, therefore I obviously have an Instagram account for my 2 cats. This Instagram account has more followers than my actual Instagram account and it’s a... | 6 | 364.333333 | |
1653748372 | 1653757217 | t3_uzojnh | t5_2to41 | 2 | MrClarinetNerd: TIFU by beating my brother in Smash Bros
Obligatory: this happened last night
To set the stage, my brother is known for being great at Smash Bros, and even better than me. Lately, I've been getting better, so I asked him if we could play, and we went and fought. About an hour to an hour and a half late... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1653750645 | 1653752880 | t3_uzpac9 | t5_2to41 | 118 | leathebimbo: TIFU by reminding my brother how abusive our father was to me
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Your_Trash_Daddy: I understand this worry, and my family situation also has a very bad past that has resulted and none of my father's children, from two marriages, talking to him for years now. I'm sure there will be people who have no... | 4 | 29.5 | |
1653750951 | 1653752531 | t3_uzpdzn | t5_2to41 | -5 | il_auditore: tifu by turning on the wood chipper while my coworker was doing maintenance on it
Obligatory this just happened, I just started a new job at a reputable landscaping company in my town, this morning our first job was at this old lady's house clearing fallen branches from the storm last night. She has a big ... | 3 | -1.666667 | |
1653751738 | 1653844642 | t3_uzpn4h | t5_2to41 | 159 | hoovercyclone: TIFU by giving my girlfriend a humiliating nickname
This happened a couple of years ago when me and my partner were about 6 months into our relationship.
We were at a meal with friends and they asked if we had nicknames for each other. We didn't, so one of our friends said we should show how much we kn... | 4 | 39.75 | |
1653755822 | 1653756687 | t3_uzr08s | t5_2to41 | 25 | Short-Television268: TIFU by stretching my ears
This fuck up began 72 hours ago, my birthday is the end of the month and my wife surprised me with a new pair of gauges! 1 of 1's i was so excited Ive been waiting months to stretch again. Im 57mm or 2 inches 3/8ths. Heres the fuck up, I get off of work and my wife says "... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1653756469 | 1653830037 | t3_uzr7qn | t5_2to41 | 6,986 | ninvic_: TIFU by getting caught having sex in a public bathroom
*Edit: I wasn't gonna add this, but since so many people are commenting on it, I'll add it. The lady didn't wanna clean the stall. I know this becase she did not, in fact, clean it after I left. She also left.*
Before anyone says it, yes I know it's wrong... | 10 | 698.6 | |
1653750893 | 1653842914 | t3_uzpdae | t5_2to41 | 5 | drakejcl: tifu by eating Taco Bell before going camping
Thursday night I got an urge to get a Mexican Pizza and some other items. The thought that I was leaving to go camping did cross my mind but I assumed I would be ok.
Well, clearly I was wrong. Boy was I wrong. It didn't help the "camping spot" was this giant fla... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1653758229 | 1653770220 | t3_uzrti1 | t5_2to41 | 33 | Feylin: TIFU by leaving Ukraine
Happened a few days ago.
So, I'm in Ukraine. Canadian dude, been here since before the war started, and run an NGO around here. I leave the country all the time to cross into bordering countries for various reasons all the time. Picking up items, getting gas since there is basically no... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1653759519 | 1653762201 | t3_uzs8zk | t5_2to41 | 35 | dreamday99: TIFU by putting on a tv show with sexual content at my birthday party
So… that happened 3 years ago, but it was until recently that I learned I fucked up.
3 years ago at my birthday party, we were trying to put on something on the tv (it was a small party with 10 something ppl) and I picked a show called ... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1653762563 | 1653829852 | t3_uzt867 | t5_2to41 | 17,205 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping naked
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RoastedHunter: Well, now you know if you didn't before: Dad loves you. A lot. Don't take it for granted. Also tell him to knock 💀
Racxie: [He'll both respect her privacy by knocking but assert his dominance as her father by coming in anyway](https://youtu.be/xrlVVELkSmw).
No... | 12 | 1,433.75 | |
1653764126 | 1653840569 | t3_uztpsn | t5_2to41 | 75 | Thibson35: TIFU by going on a date with two baristas from the same cafe
Two weeks ago I (18m) decided to get into dating for the first time in my life although I’d been in previous relationships. While studying at a cafe, I got a barista’s number and we went on a dinner date. Looking back, I realize I wasn’t really att... | 7 | 10.714286 | |
1653764125 | 1653829361 | t3_uztpsa | t5_2to41 | 64 | Vanin1994: TIFU by staying off my anti-depressants for too long.
So, a little context before I get into everything, as this feels like I'm really putting myself out there: I'm 28m, and consider myself someone who grew up young due to the environment I was raised in. I'm married, own a house, 2 cars, and my wife and I h... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1653766167 | 1653771243 | t3_uzude3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Revealingupset: TIFU by ogling women who were wearing revealing clothing
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phillysan: I suspect OP will receive nothing but supportive praise for this post
AcrobaticSource3: OP is karma farming, look at post history
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1653767437 | 1653808533 | t3_uzurtl | t5_2to41 | 235 | Abwettar: tifu by yanking on what I thought was a stuck incontinence pad
So, this wasn't today but actually a good few years back.
I was 19, and had just started my first job in the care sector. I worked as a home call carer, going between people's homes to help them with things like washing, dressing and preparing me... | 5 | 47 | |
1653769330 | 1653799127 | t3_uzvcmy | t5_2to41 | 1,127 | Emeri5: TIFU when I upsized one of my triplets bed into a “big boy bed” and it turned into a scene from Carrie
So, having triplets is fun and rewarding. However, accidents are bound to happen and dear lord was this a doozie.
The biggest of the 3 triplets (they are 3 almost 4) has about 5lbs on the other two. He’s mu... | 6 | 187.833333 | |
1653773158 | 1653775277 | t3_uzwins | t5_2to41 | 7 | PeachySneakers: TIFU by opening my lobby door while a spider was dangling on the other side.
So this one actually happened this morning, and while I personally dont consider it a "real fuck-up", i figured i might as well gice you guys a good little chuckle. Also, I love spiders. All kinds of spiders. And this incident ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1653775509 | 1653830751 | t3_uzx99o | t5_2to41 | 39 | PopcornHeadAss: TIFU by putting toddler in time out
I’m a nanny to a 3 year old boy and an almost 2 year old girl. The boy was acting up, being a butt, so I pick him up to put him in his time out chair. The floor had just been mopped and I’m wearing vans. You can probably see where this is headed….
I turn the corner ... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1653776185 | 1653829374 | t3_uzxh0m | t5_2to41 | 891 | PM-ME-YOUR-TOOTS: TIFU by getting nothing of value stolen from my car and it still costing me $600.
Obligatory this happened a couple of months ago.
There was a series of car break-ins in my neighborhood. My car was hit, but none of the big money stuff was stolen. The interior was trashed but nothing was broken. The ... | 11 | 81 | |
1653776800 | 1653778630 | t3_uzxo3e | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by messing with deep fakes.
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Don_Hoomer: i dont think this is a fuck up
[deleted]: How so?
Don_Hoomer: nobody knows about this, you just fooled around and maybe learned a lesson, but i think to fuck up u need someone to notice this , just my opinion
[deleted]: That's what I've been telling myse... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1653777889 | 1653780190 | t3_uzy0bl | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking in an old notebook.
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SquirtySquirel: I wouldn’t stress it. It’ll drive you crazy. If you confront her she’ll make it a big deal. She won’t tell you the whole truth and you’ll always question her. Your best bet is to put it back and not say anything to her. Forget it and when it comes... | 6 | 2 | |
1653779351 | 1653782818 | t3_uzygdo | t5_2to41 | 9 | josehdis: tifu by forgetting to roll up all the windows
For context I’m a very shy and reserved person and hate being the centre of attention. Today a friend sent me a new playlist to listen to, and some of their taste is unique. Anyways, I’m listening to it in the car and I have my windows rolled down bc it’s a nice d... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1653783173 | 1653915010 | t3_uzzlb0 | t5_2to41 | 4,165 | Axe1-0rd: TIFU by opening tifu at work and now being on an HR final warning for misconduct.
Fuck up is a few weeks old at this point but basically I'm a customer care worker for a large retail company. Now after every call we get a lil bit of a wait time, but we're not exactly allowed to leave our stations so that we d... | 14 | 297.5 | |
1653782144 | 1653846636 | t3_uzza99 | t5_2to41 | 58 | tool1992x2: Tifu by asking my elderly neighbor if they had grandchildren
Trigger warning: suicide
Not today, but on Christmas morning a few years ago. My family had recently moved to a new place. It was Christmas morning and a fresh coat of snow had fallen overnight. As I'm starting to shovel the snow my elderly neig... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1653784802 | 1653785469 | t3_v001j9 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting my phone into my pocket.
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Moosebuckets: Oh sweet bean, oh no.
iTzbr00tal: I did not eat beans, luckily.
| 3 | 6.666667 | |
1653785326 | 1653840027 | t3_v006st | t5_2to41 | 744 | chemical_shed: TIFU I drank milk at Ikea
This happened about 20 minutes ago and it's not a big eff up but it's one of those things where I should know better.
My roommate and I just finished going to Comic Con up in Phoenix and we decided that we wanted to Ikea before heading home to Tucson. Before doing our shopping... | 9 | 82.666667 | |
1653786757 | 1653789713 | t3_v00kvm | t5_2to41 | 28 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #9! Got a story to share? Come and share it on TIFU talks!
I_like_salads: Do we have mods at all ?
JC1812: I am the mod!
I_like_salads: Can't we just get stories going on instead of people talking to each other. I don't mind but ....
JC1812: Yes! We are trying to do that! :)
I_like_sala... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1653786896 | 1653791571 | t3_v00m9e | t5_2to41 | 28 | Throwaway1321841185: TIFU by not turning off Bluetooth on my phone
This happened a few minutes ago and I'm actually at a loss as to what to do.
I moved back in with my parents when I broke up with my boyfriend a few months ago. No big deal, honestly. I enjoy being with them and we all get along really well.
And today... | 4 | 7 | |
1653788258 | 1653790040 | t3_v00ze2 | t5_2to41 | 25 | zoomeyzoey: TIFU by selling a phone with SD card inside
So I am panicking so hard right now. I sold my old phone and I did a factory reset but totally forgot that it still had an SD card inside... Now I am not sure what pictures were saved on that card and what were in just phone memory but I have a feeling that my nud... | 5 | 5 | |
1653788678 | 1653788846 | t3_v013f1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | VladimirPoutinesky: TIFU by buying a movie ticket at the wrong theater
I had plans last night and they fell through mid afternoon. Figured, Top Gun's coming out, loved that movie as a kid in the 80s, watch it once per year because figther jets and Kenny Loggins, might as well check if I can get a ticket and go see it.
... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1653788804 | 1653793561 | t3_v014mm | t5_2to41 | 59 | AZ008: TIFU by telling my sister I don't miss people.
So I don't know what just happened.
I live quite far away from home, I am the youngest siblings of my family and it's always great to visit them, we were out shopping today and afterwards we all sat together and one after another went off to sleep.
Me and my sister... | 5 | 11.8 | |
1653785737 | 1653871436 | t3_v00aqy | t5_2to41 | 43 | throwaway575668: tifu by needing to shit during my chemistry gcse
first off: this was on friday, not today, i was on my period, and i’m diagnosed with both anxiety and ibs
i was so embarrassed but honestly it wasn’t as bad as i thought it’d be at the time, since no one found out
so i had my aqa paper 1 chemistry gcs... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1653791047 | 1653792317 | t3_v01pin | t5_2to41 | 6 | TorasMilkBread: TIFU by chipping my dad's nail
So, this happened about a few minutes ago.
Kinda short story,,
I was just minding my own business, on the bed watching whatever the hell im watching then. Then, Dad knocks on my wall asking to make him his coffee. Like usual, i don't mind it i think its fun.
So, i was ... | 3 | 2 | |
1653792597 | 1653799010 | t3_v02423 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Aizxh3458: TIFU by sleeping on my left side
It happened three weeks ago, I was reading interview tips on my phone while resting on the bed. I felt tingling sensation on my left side and thought nothing of it. Stupid of me, I woke up with pain in my shoulder blade. I couldn't describe the sensation. It feels like my sho... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1653793667 | 1653795788 | t3_v02e7p | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with my friends girlfriend
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Renaseo: Did you just snuggle or do the deed. Its not a big deal if it's just a snuggle.
Punkedupdrummer: So to clarify the problem isn’t that we did anything it’s that I know If I say something like that he’s going to think something actually did happen
... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1653792448 | 1653833568 | t3_v022p8 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my mom fiddle with my IV and she yanked it out of my arm
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gudgudgudby: Why dosent she give u an Iv? If she works at a hospital she might get a discount
RudeSprinkles1240: That's not how it works at all.
gudgudgudby: So she can't help her daughter?
Mistress-0f-all-evil: She used to be... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1653794631 | 1653843587 | t3_v02n8d | t5_2to41 | -1 | Yaboy303: TIFU by humiliating myself in front of a new friend group
I've been trying to make new friends and as an adult it's been hard as I'm sure many of you may know. Over the past few months I have been hanging out with a new friend that I met in school. We carpooled to class and hung out a couple of times outside ... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1653798419 | 1653807671 | t3_v03lh0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | JASONFATE: TIFU by talking too loudly while doing voice to text
My fiance and I are currently staying at a hotel and we have our wonderful dog with us, Luna. We're currently in between apartments from our last apartment lease ending until we can get into the new place, so as her and I are both very private people we d... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1653800627 | 1653801687 | t3_v044fj | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by touching hot sauce then touching pp
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Sea-Experience470: May as well go all the way now and squirt some in your eyes, on your nips, lips, armpits and up ur booty hole 🥵 🌶
Flaky_Explanation: Okay, thats enough. Stop snorting the chilli powder and go to bed.
| 3 | 3.333333 | |
1653802253 | 1653802940 | t3_v04i4r | t5_2to41 | 14 | Virginloseragain: TIFU by not roping myself
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Due-Contribution6424: The more you think like this, the longer this pattern will continue. People can smell desperation a mile away, and it is not a pleasant scent. As soon as you stop giving a fuck, things will improve.
nodnarb-420: This^
| 3 | 4.666667 | |
1653800066 | 1653842499 | t3_v03zgx | t5_2to41 | 9 | SwankySpanky90: TIFU By Assuming More Than Friends
Been seeing this dude I met on a DATING app for five weeks straight. We go out on what I thought were dates every weekend, text every day about everything under the sun, he's given me all sorts of random gifts, and it's just so nice being around him. Feelings have been... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1653802148 | 1653807894 | t3_v04h84 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Nana_J888: TIFU for giving my husband a BJ ended getting asthma
this happens on December, my husband and i had s*x, he wanted me to give him a bj to finish him off so i did, when i put it in my mouth i coughed and havent stop coughing since december. First only coughing nonstop, then in March im having trouble breathin... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1653803693 | 1653804036 | t3_v04tms | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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ManPhantasm26: You just outted yourself as a pedophile. Nice job
Im sure Chris Hanson will be around soon to have you take a seat
KingHythetic: He didn’t exactly out himself considering his profile has existed for 6mins.
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1653810229 | 1653889464 | t3_v069gn | t5_2to41 | 111 | AdSuspicious3359: TIFU by being in charge of wedding photos without experience
Today was the preparation day for my cousin's wedding and we all gathered at his place to hang out and help prepare for the event tomorrow. I was laying on the couch drinking beer with them as some were working on flowers, decorations, etc.... | 6 | 18.5 | |
1653812786 | 1653835094 | t3_v06sqs | t5_2to41 | 132 | mybrainhurts12345: TIFU by giving my nephew a nickname (TW EXPLICIT)
TIFU by giving my nephew (M 1) a nickname. His name starts with F, and we all give babies cutesy little nicknames so I gave my nephew the nickname Fee Fee. I have been calling him Fee Fee since he was born. A couple days ago, I'm on the phone with my ... | 3 | 44 | |
1653813813 | 1653840361 | t3_v070dl | t5_2to41 | 15,663 | Worldwidestripper: TIFU : By confronting my neighbor about what her son did (Update)
Welp I feel like I made the situation worse, oh word of advice read the first part [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uzgp34/tifu_by_confronting_my_neighbor_about_what_her/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) if you... | 13 | 1,204.846154 | |
1653815960 | 1653859484 | t3_v07h4t | t5_2to41 | 15,460 | No_Advantage_8335: TIFU by not letting someone into the gym.
When I arrived at the gym yesterday I was waiting outside and eating a snack.
The gym rule is that you’re not allowed to let anyone in.
A guy said he forgot his membership card and asked me if I could let him in.
I was wearing headphones so I just waved an... | 12 | 1,288.333333 | |
1653818234 | 1653819918 | t3_v07ynm | t5_2to41 | 5 | AdmiralTacos681: TIFU by going through my entire apartment building
So this happened yesterday. Im on vacation in bulgaria to see some friends and family. To understand what absolute stupidity i did you need to know how this thing works. So we spend the whole day in my aunts apartment. And we sleep in my grandma’s apar... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1653824520 | 1653827174 | t3_v09f1h | t5_2to41 | 33 | HerrMajorMajorMojor: TIFU after telling my girlfriend what an innie/outie is and exposing some of her male friends as creeps.
So, this happened last night. My girlfriend and I were drinking. A few drinks down the line, for some reason my girlfriend asks me if i had an innie or an outie. I laugh and tell her I can't hav... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1653824519 | 1653825462 | t3_v09f19 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Yuli0300: TIFU by having sex with my best friend who was already seeing one of my friends.
Ok, so I (18m) hooked up with my best friend (19f) who was hooking up with one of my friends. A little bit of backstory may be needed so don't go hard on me yet.
It all began in October 2021, I moved to a different city to st... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1653825552 | 1653931770 | t3_v09opf | t5_2to41 | 23,657 | taxiecabbie: TIFU by turning my wallet into a money-grab game for an Uzbek daycare
Yes, this did happen today. Right now. I can still hear the childish whoops of joy as I write.
I am American, but I currently live and work in Uzbekistan. I live in a smaller regional city--not Tashkent.
Today I was walking from my apa... | 13 | 1,819.769231 | |
1653830136 | 1653832269 | t3_v0ayy0 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying ecstasy/molly
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Splyce123: Why the fuck did you mix it with bleach?
heyzeus_: Because it's not real lol
| 3 | 7 | |
1653830361 | 1653850335 | t3_v0b1ax | t5_2to41 | 13 | HolyKimyeWest: TIFU by asking my mom to look for my wallet In my backpack
24 / M / closet-gay
(I had a packet of viagra in my bag)
I was driving with my parents and got pulled over by the cops. My bag was in the backseat with my mom and I asked her to pass it to me because that’s where my license was. I didn’t thi... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1653831622 | 1654097587 | t3_v0bf29 | t5_2to41 | 29 | kremp87: TIFU by stealing my neighbors pregnant cat to get it spayed
Two days ago, I had an appointment with the vet to get all 3 of our cats spayed/neutered. One female (Carol) and two males. They're all outside pets and the female has had 4 litters and was in heat again, so we decided it was time to cut her ladybits ... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1653832612 | 1653850839 | t3_v0bpwp | t5_2to41 | 14 | SkyPopular5566: TIFU by telling my friends GF that he might be looking for a new girl
So the backstory is that my friend has been spending a lot of time with this girl lately and sometimes lying to his GF that he was with someone else. We were having drinks earlier this week and he jokingly (?) said that this girl is s... | 9 | 1.555556 | |
1653822987 | 1653923854 | t3_v091ii | t5_2to41 | 5 | AvaRava44: TIFU by going to the bathroom.
This happened a few years ago when I (15 at the time) was still in school, and my school has a management where every year group has a 'year head'.
Anyway I was really needing the bathroom so when the lunch bell went I bolted straight for the bathroom to get it over and done ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1653833750 | 1653840367 | t3_v0c32a | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: Tifu by bringing legal hemp products into a state park without with documentation. And possibly have a case of entrapment on my hands now
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SublightMonster: 1. Never trust a cop
2. Do not contact him and get together for a friendly smoke.
3. Never trust a cop
4.Keep an eye on that name and warn yo... | 3 | 11.333333 |
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