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1654018109 | 1654020907 | t3_v1vi06 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my ex’s name during sex
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BrownVaper: That’s disgusting.
Get professional help.
SkeleToasty: Bruh are you okay lmao
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1654019781 | 1654103707 | t3_v1w33a | t5_2to41 | 268 | hirthquake: TIFU by continuously poisoning myself
As the title suggests, this has been happening over about the past week and I just realized today what has probably been going on.
I have 2 water bottles that I cycle through. I’ll usually go a few weeks or even months (until now, I’ve learned my lesson) between washe... | 4 | 67 | |
1654022259 | 1654128629 | t3_v1wzn6 | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by secretly trying to throw away a brand new mattress and getting foiled by a cat.
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mtsmylie: Damn, how is this person your spouse, but you're unable to communicate to them that the mattress they bought you is too soft? Tell them you need something more firm!
FormerWokePerson: I don’t want to u... | 25 | 1.64 | |
1654021284 | 1654044357 | t3_v1wmyf | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by ODing on opiates after smoking a spliff with my mom
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Nokizolam: >I do not think this is a panic attack or aftermath from the spliff
It definitely does sound like you've had a non-lethal OD, but I also feel like you're underestimating just how much weed can blow your anxiety out of propor... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1654024562 | 1654025965 | t3_v1xqw1 | t5_2to41 | 30 | Children_fucker69: TIFU by explaining my grandmother to the class
This actually happened today. And obviously this is my alt account.
So my academic year just started, and today was the 3rd day of our class.
Today during the English period, our teacher told us to describe our grandmother.
After each description, t... | 5 | 6 | |
1654025523 | 1654039523 | t3_v1y0l0 | t5_2to41 | 668 | TrueandHonestSurf: TIFU: I shit my boss's pants
Looong time ago I was working at a relatively dirty job that involved both office work and work that made your clothes dirty, so everyone had work pants/uniforms that the company washed for us that we would change into if we needed to do the dirty work.
I was an intern ... | 4 | 167 | |
1654027105 | 1654655734 | t3_v1yma2 | t5_2to41 | 39 | hazza2trappy: TIFU By leaving my laptop open with some ‘interesting’ tabs open
Around 4pm today, I was horny and decided to go and have some “me time”. I started jerking the gherkin and I hear the door open. I pause the video, lock my laptop and go downstairs, not thinking anything of it. About an hour later, I was in ... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1654027327 | 1654044406 | t3_v1ypji | t5_2to41 | 84 | NAEKEM: TIFU by telling my coworker she has butter face
Background: I've been working in a fast paced restaurant for quite some time, condiments get everywhere and all that what not. I'm a male server and most of my coworkers are girls which is to be expected in that line of work.
A really fast paced girl I work wi... | 3 | 28 | |
1654028340 | 1654031448 | t3_v1z3gd | t5_2to41 | 100 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to sell my landlords wife ecstasy
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Scarboroughwarning: Someone was playing tricks on your phone.
I doubt she'll care.
Still, rookie mistake. At least it wasn't sexy talk.
NeoPlague: I don't think she'll care either. It's definitely funny to me, but it's also out of character for ho... | 14 | 7.142857 | |
1654029632 | 1654063987 | t3_v1zkac | t5_2to41 | 12,642 | tickt0ck: TIFU by having ears
So obligatory, happened a few days ago. Honestly still calming down a bit. It all started in a haze, I woke up around 4am to a pressure deep in my ear. It was accompanied by a tapping sound/sensation. There was no particular rhythm or pattern but it’s constant. Tap tap tap tap….. tap tap t... | 12 | 1,053.5 | |
1654029645 | 1654035114 | t3_v1zkgc | t5_2to41 | 7 | thenameisdankmemes: TIFU by wishing depression
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Fit_Ad_7681: Depression is not fun. It's a great way to lose a bunch of weight though if it hits you like it does me.
thenameisdankmemes: True depression is not fun. Younger me didn't really know what depression was until getting diagnosed.
Fit_Ad_7681: I've neve... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1654030862 | 1654031723 | t3_v200cq | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU because my condom broke.
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Renjimin: Honestly this is the most accurate description of group sex that I've ever seen on reddit lol. Sometimes it just fails horribly.
throwawayrayeet12: At what point does one give up on it though, cause it feels like every encounter is like that lol
Renjimin: The... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1654030810 | 1654032013 | t3_v1zzjf | t5_2to41 | 4 | eyeball_kidd: TIFU by lying to my fiancee’s face about dropping a can of soda
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[deleted]: I don’t think she would’ve even been mad if you said you dropped it, but not the point. People fight over stupid stuff and end up moving on. She probably won’t get over it as fast because you lied about it and it was some... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1654033040 | 1654090125 | t3_v20tew | t5_2to41 | 45 | CamBearCookie: tifu trying to understand a meme
So I was born in 1985. That means I'm old enough to remember the whole of the internet history, but it doesn't guarantee that I'll understand every meme. But being a Millenial Falcon, I usually can navigate the whole of American pop culture and it's references through mem... | 8 | 5.625 | |
1654033987 | 1654229405 | t3_v215t8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | TextDeletd: TIFU by making a joke about autism in front of my autistic friend
Me and two of my friends were working on a group project. We'll call friend one Steve. Steve is goofy and irresponsible. Adam, my other friend, is autistic. He only mentioned this once so I did not remember this fact when my fuck-up took plac... | 9 | 1.333333 | |
1654034916 | 1654107306 | t3_v21hwt | t5_2to41 | 70 | Cigaro3: TIFU by buying a Tesla after learning our baby was going to die.
Ok I lied. This didn’t happen today but it’s constantly on the forefront of my mind.
On my wife’s 20 week appointment on December 30th, we found out our baby only had half a heart developed and wasn’t going to live past a few hours after birth.... | 6 | 11.666667 | |
1654034961 | 1654063861 | t3_v21ijl | t5_2to41 | 2,745 | Doobiedoge: TIFU by making porn for my LDR bf
Okay disclaimer this was a whiiiiile back, like a few years, but it just came to mind and I’m still shuddering from the long term cringe.
So my bf and I had been in a relationship for sometime- he works away (oilfield job) so I really only see him person once or twice a m... | 11 | 249.545455 | |
1654034128 | 1654057995 | t3_v217iy | t5_2to41 | 63 | Doozenploft: TIFU by vastly overestimating poison sumac
I was doing some yard work, tearing down weeds and vines from a cinderblock wall in my backyard.
Some of the vines were red. I now know these were poison sumac.
It spread on my hands and on my chest a bit, but no big deal. I had poison ivy a ton as a woodsy kid... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1654037626 | 1654037971 | t3_v22g52 | t5_2to41 | 8 | nauticaldom: TIFU by being too hands on gardening.
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Maze0616: Oh gosh I feel for you. We found a partially composted bunny earlier this year. It was not fun.
nauticaldom: That pains me, we have occasional wild bunnies and I can only imagine this.
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1654038532 | 1654042720 | t3_v22r9q | t5_2to41 | 31 | Spiritual-Opening-80: TIFU by fucking a soap bottle...many times
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funnyjunk63: You start by saying don't do anything wierd when you're the one with the wierd story, mate.
Spiritual-Opening-80: i had nothing else bro...
[deleted]: No step sister?
meekclock7: No hands?
Spiritual-Opening-80: i forgot to say that ... | 8 | 3.875 | |
1654036193 | 1654051648 | t3_v21yer | t5_2to41 | 62 | CrazyPineapple23: TIFU by thinking my electric bill was almost 700 dollars
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ninjagrover: So is this $90 for a month?
Wow. Amazing how cheap that is. I live in the tropics in Australia amd cooking is required for a lot of the year. My quarterly bill is around $900-1100, so around $300-350 a month.
TitaniaT-Rex... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1654041350 | 1654042751 | t3_v23o0y | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to buy a birthday gift for my twin sister.
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SlammyWhammies: Etsy stuff has wild timelines sometimes, I always "I hoped it would get to you in time, but I'm not sure!" :} I am very bad at birthdays.
HeyImNyx: I also suck at birthdays. I just usually do not suck at, you know, my own... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1654045204 | 1654092209 | t3_v24rhs | t5_2to41 | 4 | tonganspartan: Sometimes you need to take chances. There’s always jobs out there if you lost that second one job. But there’s only one girl that you will feel like she’s the one. Go with your gut and take chances.
MajestaHazel: Horrible advice. She clearly only wanted a hookup. She wanted to come over at 1am and ghoste... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1654039926 | 1654056825 | t3_v237rn | t5_2to41 | 8 | ze11ez: TIFU by throwing away an expensive painting
I heard for the 10th time, "Can you please clean out the garage". fine.
FINE. Its probably time since I've been off for weeks, been sitting at home trying to adjust. The first thing I had to do was toss all the boxes out. Trash and recycling day was the next day. ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1654046415 | 1654047915 | t3_v254cd | t5_2to41 | 25 | michiganbhunter: Recommend she learn how to read
PermanentlyBanned: She did. Wendys truncates the first name of its more than so many letters. And puts the whole last name. My orders always used to come up strange like that til I went in the app and changed my first name to my Initial. And dudes lying. Because o... | 5 | 5 | |
1654047355 | 1654054146 | t3_v25gqh | t5_2to41 | 24 | zero_cool702: Sometimes the make the delivery driver pay for the food if it didn't get delivered.
Tjman461: That makes me feel worse
ZirePhiinix: And this is why you own up to mistakes. Time to be an adult and not be an ass.
Tjman461: Bro it was an honest mistake
ZirePhiinix: Initially yes, but uninstalling the app and... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1654049494 | 1654050463 | t3_v266tz | t5_2to41 | 6 | BigJackHorner: I know it is weird to think of someone away from their phone, but it happens, and two blocks is a pretty far.
maddzz09: I was only at the end of her block
Ratzink: It's still far. This isn't your cousin failing you. They didn't hear your scream and were away from the phone. This isn't a fuck up in trusti... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1654053683 | 1654200389 | t3_v26uu4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | highriskdriver: Drop a selfie and maybe someone here will go with you ;)
TheDudeofDC: Sure they will.
highriskdriver: Find just DM me.
TheDudeofDC: No thanks.
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1654055296 | 1654091545 | t3_v27b72 | t5_2to41 | 44 | Wasdcursor: Be a decent parent. Teach your kid (as age appropriate) instead of palming off the uncomfortable stuff to your spouse.
The spiders do it when they want another spider to notice them and make baby spiders together.
Prudish immaturity is gross.
Mother-Dimension876: In hindsight I realize I could have just ... | 4 | 11 | |
1654059723 | 1654114374 | t3_v28iuy | t5_2to41 | 3,426 | Viper370SS: Pretty cool man. My relatable experience is making a phone call from a submarine at 400' below the water.
'Hi Mom, I'm at sea'
"On the surface?"
'No underwater'
long pause
"I don't believe you."
Lmao
morgulbrut: Calling from the ISS is actually easier than calling from a submarine. The signal ... | 11 | 311.454545 | |
1654058764 | 1654059772 | t3_v28ph6 | t5_2to41 | 21 | seylavee: No FU here. You and Abby are FWBs which means you are not exclusive. You are not really friends with James, and Jess is single at that point. Abby's best friend is just being a dick. If you really feel guilty, tell James. But as you said, their relationship has been toxic anyways.
Artemis4oh: While I feel lik... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1654058986 | 1654102344 | t3_v289l1 | t5_2to41 | 13 | CEO_Of_Rejection_99: Damn that must suck for you. You're not the only person who has ended up in this kind of situation.
It sounds like you didn't let your feelings ruin the friendship. Good for you.
I don't think you should be fixated on them too much. Find other people to talk to. Good luck!
KLegend12: Thanks dude!... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1654062026 | 1654062990 | t3_v29juv | t5_2to41 | 20 | grixit: If he's a real friend, he'll return the favor.
goldenboy881: lol he’s straight and i’m bi, but atp who hasn’t seen there friends dick lol it’s nun to crazy
grixit: Just challenge him to a fencing match, then.
goldenboy881: lol he’s like 6’8 he’s got the range on his side
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1654065275 | 1654065359 | t3_v2ailk | t5_2to41 | 74 | DownrightDrewski: I'm just baffled at how as they feel completely different...
insufferableAnarcist: I'm a dumbass. That's how.
DownrightDrewski: I mean... fair?
Hope you heal quickly.
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1654065782 | 1654072404 | t3_v2ahz0 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Karma19065: You almost copy pasted the ramen noodle story
2/10 creativity,0/10 realism
minitaba: Ramen noodle story?
rheynotryan: a lady ate spicy ramen and burned the dick of a guy she was blowing, that one's definitely more realistic than this bleach shit
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1654110581 | 1654150985 | t3_v2bsgq | t5_2to41 | 7 | SnowSlider3050: Sure, Es first complaint might have merit, but all the rest of Es actions point to heavy insecurity, that she is taking out on you. Look up boundaries. Its ok to say “why didn’t you have my back”. But its not ok to constantly complain about you. People need time to make changes.
As for the “emotio... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1654074536 | 1654083060 | t3_v2cmg1 | t5_2to41 | 14 | aroberts727: Link for pics of MRI: [click here](https://imgur.com/gallery/ObiEgGk)
pyrohydrosmok: Holy shit my MRI is 5x worse and they didn't consider a microdisectomy yet. I just had a fascetectomy, laminectomy and foraminotomy 2 months ago to relieve the pain and restore function down my left leg which worked.... BU... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1654076162 | 1654079619 | t3_v2casm | t5_2to41 | 24 | happyredditor2000: Can they even share your personal twitter name and your tweet without your permission? Or was this a kind of contest you participated in?
elektradeus: Not a contest. After I expressed interest and wanted more info, I was given an email to correspond there. They shared more info after I signed a confi... | 8 | 3 | |
1654074980 | 1654332053 | t3_v2cgq3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Talidel: >I could have walked down the stairs to retrieved it but I couldn't be bothered
I could have tidied up my mess but decided it was someone else's problem now.
As a species we never change to we.
Intelligent_Orange: One mans trash is another mans treasure
Talidel: Well let's hope future you loves hunting fo... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1654077335 | 1654094118 | t3_v2d7jh | t5_2to41 | 30 | bowlofjello: Have you looked into getting help
CreatureWarrior: I have. I had a contact for a year and things got better and then they got worse. I feel like I have to hit rock bottom before I get better because currently there isn't enough internal or external motivation for quitting
bowlofjello: Risking your job isn’... | 8 | 3.75 | |
1654080350 | 1654215635 | t3_v2do51 | t5_2to41 | -30 | Tycho_Ambartsumian: Sigh ...
Man babies and their worries/self worth over their wittle winkies.
Ask this noxious little minded man baby how many times he has wanted to try sex with women who are tighter, looser, have a bigger ass, a smaller ass, titanic fun bags, are members of the IBTC, giant Amazonian, petite litt... | 8 | -3.75 | |
1654079159 | 1654082684 | t3_v2dnct | t5_2to41 | 95 | DownrightDrewski: TIFU by reading this post - I have to admit I'm confused about the phrase "failed enema". Is it not just a case of waiting for the enema to work?
Mindless-Curve-8956: According to the nurse, it should've worked right away because of the pressure he was placing on the bag and the very fast delivery bas... | 6 | 15.833333 | |
1654079945 | 1654142289 | t3_v2dve3 | t5_2to41 | 13,576 | KG8893: Imagine if he was also estranged from the family, so you never met them, and then you guys got married and had kids, and then you just now today found out you were related at your grandfather's funeral.
mlongoria98: I recently read a Reddit post where they found out they shared a dad (small town, deadbeat, one ... | 10 | 1,357.6 | |
1654080591 | 1654134975 | t3_v2dysx | t5_2to41 | 9 | SquidsInABlanket: You’re friends with Jada?
DogeSommelier: We'll have our confirmation if a follow up post with a smack from Will Smith shows up.
WeirdoKatharine: can confirm, i did get smacked across my face
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1654085182 | 1654093291 | t3_v2eutx | t5_2to41 | -11 | pyrohydrosmok: Fucking dump her immediately. This is textbook crazy. You are now in an inescapable hole. It will only get worse. Children make it x10.
#GET. OUT. NOW.
This is the Universe giving you your out. Take it.
IN547148L3: So you think OP's partner being mad and pissed that OP was sexually (and physically) ass... | 4 | -2.75 | |
1654086114 | 1654152587 | t3_v2fqix | t5_2to41 | 8,544 | UncomfortablyNumbTA: TIFU by trying to be a better lover and losing all feeling down there
No obligatory disclaimer about when this happened. This is literally happening now. Throwaway because I have some identifiers on main.
My wife (F late 30s) and I (M late 30s) don't get much alone time these days, with 3 young k... | 13 | 657.230769 | |
1654089376 | 1654113692 | t3_v2gsrc | t5_2to41 | 422 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking out on my girlfriend in the presence of her mother.
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InevitableGuidance19: Everyone on here saying it's okay to leave the house is TRIPPING. You can leave the room to get away so we're not right in each other's face but leaving the HOUSE is a power-play and an abandonment trigger. An... | 19 | 22.210526 | |
1654092381 | 1654092912 | t3_v2ht5y | t5_2to41 | 20 | AggravatingAd9394: Tifu By drinking soda full of ants
So, today I work up thirsty and was dazed from sleeping. I grabbed my cup and began to drink. As I drank I felt the ants. I kept drinking as I was thirsty. I assumed it was just Ice, I know stupid but I was really tired. I went back to bed and when I woke up I looke... | 4 | 5 | |
1654093879 | 1654191691 | t3_v2icck | t5_2to41 | 158 | InZwayneGameaYT: TIFU at work
I M19 work as a manager at McDonald’s and on this past Monday I was taking orders and money. People usually are confusing and don’t know how to properly order but Monday was worse than usual. Anyway I had this woman come through and order but she didn’t want what she said, eventually I got... | 6 | 26.333333 | |
1654096758 | 1654125210 | t3_v2jdyd | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: Tifu by poppin the pimp
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-QuestionableMeat-: Poppin the pimp... I was ready to hear about some underground gang-war conflict about who gets to pimp which hoes in the neighborhood.
Your story is fine too though.
EfficientHospital130: I figured it was gang war in the ghetto or something. SMH
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1654096141 | 1654099115 | t3_v2j5kv | t5_2to41 | 16 | MollyMohawk1985: TIFU by tossing a booger in my purse
This actually happened about an hour ago. I'm grossed out and embarrassed to be honest.
I get weekly lidocaine infusions for my fibromyalgia. I'm super friendly with my nurses. I've been seeing them over a year now. I take the stairs to move my hips and get ste... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1654099942 | 1654144415 | t3_v2kkwf | t5_2to41 | 450 | Anon-1991-: TIFU when my mom thought I was gay and asked if I needed to tell her something.
Obligatory this happened about 12 years ago as a senior in high school and I thought of it after reading a post about humus. I had my stoner years from then to when I graduated college but had to go into the workforce so no m... | 14 | 32.142857 | |
1654102822 | 1654105177 | t3_v2lp1i | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting high and then going to McDonald's for lunch.
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MonstahButtonz: You fucked up the moment you decided it was acceptable to drive while high.
GoatoftheSea1000: Oh fuck reddit. People are downvoting this comment? This asshole is going to kill someone, and this is coming from a guy who's s... | 5 | 8 | |
1654104084 | 1654156314 | t3_v2m6xi | t5_2to41 | 13,850 | yo_gabba_gavin: TIFU by buying two homeless men water
This just happened and I’m pretty embarrassed. (I’m 21 M though it doesn’t really matter for this story)
I pull up to the gas station to start my day and I notice a homeless man. I’ve always had a soft spot for homeless people because I understand how much mental h... | 11 | 1,259.090909 | |
1654103863 | 1654111609 | t3_v2m3rx | t5_2to41 | 154 | AnyCatch4796: TIFU b attending a cult gathering
Mandatory this happened 9-10 years ago when I was 17 and in high school.
The year was 2012, I was a junior in high school and essentially a latch key kid. My best friend at the time, who we will call Cassie, was in a horribly toxic “young love” relationship with a comple... | 3 | 51.333333 | |
1654105389 | 1654122250 | t3_v2mp5x | t5_2to41 | 41 | Yaseuk: TIFU my chasing the icecream van
So I’ll start of by saying, something about hearing the icecream van makes me lose all logic. It drives me nuts, and gets me so excited. And as a woman in my 30s I know how insane that sounds.
So I’ve got out of the shower, whacked on a t shirt and knickers, and sat at my vani... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1654105835 | 1654108830 | t3_v2mvhh | t5_2to41 | 4 | PhoenixKnight777: TIFU by accidentally putting my preferred name on my college student orientation application and probably outing myself.
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uf-ohno: Wasn't an accident you put it on official documentation most likely to be outed that's how the brain works unfortunately even if you aren't fibbing your brain wil... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1654109625 | 1654112897 | t3_v2odfh | t5_2to41 | 10 | TheDancon: TIFU ringing HMRC knowing full well they owe me money.
Quick backstory, I am ex Military so since being out in civvie street I have had maybe 6 jobs in 3 years which does mess about with tax codes and so on.
I started a new job in January. Been paying emergency tax ever since. Got told it would sort it sel... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1654109883 | 1654117120 | t3_v2ogoh | t5_2to41 | 3 | aktorsyl: TIFU by calling the cops
Not today (as usual) but many years ago when I was still in high school.
A friend and I were walking from my house to his at about 11pm on a Friday night. We don't live in a very large town, so the streets were pretty quiet. The early winter chill further put a damper on people's par... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1654108779 | 1654135264 | t3_v2o1vo | t5_2to41 | 4 | adisx: Tifu by spilling more than a handful of black pepper onto my carbonara
So recently one I my favorite dishes has become carbonara. It's simple, easy to make and I love pasta. Everything was going fine, the noodles were perfectly cooked, the sauce was flavored well and the bacon was just right. That's until I go t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1654113266 | 1654143609 | t3_v2prgk | t5_2to41 | 401 | Programmer_Latter: TIFU by...shitting my pants
This actually happened 20 years ago but alas...
I came back from Iraq in November 2007. I was in great shape, and very "mission focused". While I deployed, my sister had left for college and of course had made some friends. Like most freshmen girls, she came home as of... | 5 | 80.2 | |
1654114528 | 1654175074 | t3_v2q96s | t5_2to41 | 34 | WhiskyEchoTango: TIFU by not preparing to change a car tire correctly
Obligatory this happened yesterday. My wife’s SUV had a flat on the wall side of the garage, where there’s no room to work. I backed it out of the garage, figured out how to get the spare off the car (no flats since the car was new, 12 years ago!... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1654115301 | 1654130671 | t3_v2qkb6 | t5_2to41 | 27 | lendergle: TIFU by convincing my employer to tell everyone its new product is an eyesore.
Oblig: not "today" Also Oblig: warning, this is long. There's a tl;dr at the end though.
Back in the late 90s, I worked for a company that gave all of its software products names that started with the letter "i" (not Apple,... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1654115614 | 1654117939 | t3_v2qow5 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Lo-I-Am-Not: TIFU by losing $100 in my till... for the 4th time in 6 months... The Day after I got a Raise.
I am a Bank Teller, and I have been trying my damnedest to correct this fucking mistake. It seems like whenever it gets super busy, I lose money, and this time I lose a lot. My total differences are $441.00 now, ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1654117440 | 1654118266 | t3_v2rdvb | t5_2to41 | 5 | GettinWise: TIFU by stealing a wall hanging from a cinema
So this just happened a short while back. My longtime friend, since high school and I (30/M) just watched Top Gun Maverick, and I guess were feeling reminiscent of our youthful mischievous days and he brought up the idea of trying to pull of an Ocean’s 13 kinda ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1654117822 | 1654151123 | t3_v2rjda | t5_2to41 | 748 | StuckWithThisOne: TIFU by almost strangling myself to death with my own sweater.
I cannot believe this just happened. This is the stupidest and scariest thing that has ever happened to me.
So, brief context, I’m a woman and live by myself.
So today I had a shower, and I couldn’t find my usual hair towel to make a h... | 6 | 124.666667 | |
1654118025 | 1654298411 | t3_v2rmc1 | t5_2to41 | 32 | Casket-Basket: TIFU by accidentally giving my new neighbor the wrong kind of housewarming gift
This just happened a few minutes ago
Sorry in advance for my spelling, it's been a long day and I've just finished my 12 hour shift so I'm a little exhausted
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So earli... | 4 | 8 | |
1654118637 | 1654191090 | t3_v2rv6a | t5_2to41 | 6 | ResponsibleCourse464: TIFU by not charging my headphones
So I’ve been kinda drowning in finals recently and wanted to… “relax”. Now unluckily for me my parents are working online, which means they’re always home. Thankfully, I have some great WIRELESS headphones. Wireless. Here’s where I fucked up. I saw my 10 percent... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1654121442 | 1654207742 | t3_v2syt1 | t5_2to41 | 15,135 | JuicyCiwa: TIFU by going to lunch with my dad while high
Guess it’s time for an edit: I realize based on the story here that his actions don’t line up with how I talk about him in some of the replies, as well as the “as you can imagine” statement. The man was a cunt, this outing was one of his attempts at fixing our re... | 12 | 1,261.25 | |
1654119622 | 1654124707 | t3_v2s8hb | t5_2to41 | 14 | SparkyDogPants: TIFU taking my shoes off
I was out trail running today in some sub alpine/desert terrain and overall having a tough time.
I need new shoes and my feet were killing me. It is pretty warm and sunny so my dogs were hot, which makes me cautious, and I’ve been in a bad mood all day. So I’m just not having ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1654123094 | 1654336263 | t3_v2tlr0 | t5_2to41 | 54 | Aprilbloom20: TIFU by making a gay joke in front of my friend's homophobic dad
For context, I'm bisexual, and my friend Sofia is straight but we joke that we act like a couple. I have an ex-boyfriend who is in our friend group named Steven and our relationship was more of a boujee friends with benefits. This was at my... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1654123243 | 1654135144 | t3_v2tnmu | t5_2to41 | 8 | SuperNovaAHCK2810: TIFU by dyeing my hair, even though, everyone said it was a bad idea.
I even cried a little, but in the end it is all my fault for being a jerk.
So, starting from the start, my hair was a nice blonde that I liked a lot but, over time it shifted towards a brown/blackish tone, which I did not enjoy.
... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1654125836 | 1654126050 | t3_v2uncv | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU I trusted my friend with his tip only
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getyoureshiztogether: You seem fine to me, sitting here writing a novel on reddit
lokitom82: Username checks out
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1654125795 | 1654126123 | t3_v2umre | t5_2to41 | 19 | ninja_squirtles_: TIFU: I ate a spring roll at my work and had to get the Heimlich
This happened a few months ago but I’m just posting it now.
Context: I work at a bar and this happened on the floor by the kitchen.
My co- worker brought in some spring rolls from a local place and shared them with a few people. We w... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1654126389 | 1654126623 | t3_v2uv9h | t5_2to41 | 7 | Loud-Job7891: TIFU by calling my bf massa instead of daddy
I know how it sounds but to explain I am in a very intense bdsm relationship with my bf of 5 months. He's my dom and
i'm his sub. I like not having free will and I have massive daddy issues so I've gotten into the habit of calling him daddy during sexy time. I... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1654126102 | 1654145186 | t3_v2ur76 | t5_2to41 | 58 | FlexingDee: TIFU by visiting a nutritionist
I’ve suffered with IBS for years and I was incredibly hopeful when a family friend said her son had been treated successfully by a nutrition practitioner. He hadn’t been able to work due to the condition, and now he was able to go for interviews and reclaim a bit of his life.... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1654126811 | 1654128345 | t3_v2v0zx | t5_2to41 | 64 | Puzzleheaded-Monk643: TIFU by keeping in contact with my driving instructor and now feeling threatened?
I F20 from Europe have a problem and it scares me to a point where I have such bad anxiety that I can’t sleep at night.
It‘s a complex topic, but I just don’t know what to do anymore.
Three years ago I got my driver... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1654127765 | 1654133070 | t3_v2vddi | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting in r/rant about all the medical issues I’ve been having and including information about my medical decisions for my children.
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Wizardwheel: Ah yes, I consented to the genital mutilation of my child simply because it’s the popular choice, and am now upset that people on the internet a... | 10 | 3.5 | |
1654129356 | 1654473410 | t3_v2vxhh | t5_2to41 | 10,411 | KevinaThor992: TIFU by joking about having a small penis
This happened 3 days ago.
I have small dick, but I never had a problem, nor it didn't bother me being small, and never had a problem with my exgfs about it. So of course, whenever someone made a joke about dick sizes, I always "joked" about being small.
I was w... | 12 | 867.583333 | |
1654129334 | 1654130202 | t3_v2vx84 | t5_2to41 | 75 | throwaway4204847: TIFU by pleasing myself with pineapple juice.
So i (18m) have been on a trip for the past couple of days while my gf (19f) stayed at home.
We texted quite alot during my trip but tonight we both got a bit horny so we started sending each other rather NSFW pictures, one thing quickly led to another an... | 3 | 25 | |
1654129945 | 1654130698 | t3_v2w4zk | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU By trying to get immensely drunk during first period.
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jab6793: Just so people know, OTC cough medicine is not lean.
Freckled-Viking: Also important to know, if I may add, that it doesn't necessarily make you drunk. The active substance in lean is codeine (an opioid).
jab6793: This also
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1654128644 | 1654201277 | t3_v2vob4 | t5_2to41 | 334 | orankedem: TIFU by not knowing why my car doesn't start
TLDR at the bottom
Obligatory this happened yesterday,
So i was out of my shift at around 1 AM after a very long day(I'm working at a wedding hall), and the whole team is going home, I'm getting in my car, switching the key and- nothing, not the slightest "fsafsf... | 8 | 41.75 | |
1654128998 | 1654151937 | t3_v2vss7 | t5_2to41 | 14 | nlong194: TIFU by spilling nearly 6 gallons of used cooking oil on the driveway at my work
I work as a dishwasher at a fancy, private restaurant close to home. I've worked there for 3 years and still enjoy it for the most part. Whenever I'm caught up, I do other tasks, such as taking out the garbage.
Today, near the b... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1654122318 | 1654184332 | t3_v2taw3 | t5_2to41 | 23 | ParadoxicallySweet: TIFU by not knowing what MVP means
First off: this happened a few years ago.
Here I am trying to make friends between lectures, having just started uni. I was having a hard time connecting to anyone: I was 6-7 years older than most of the kids there, the only one who was already married and a femal... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1654133187 | 1654136195 | t3_v2x8sf | t5_2to41 | 6 | No_Dragonfruit_4244: TIFU: Went to a massage parlor after work while my wife was at home
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Aggravating_Art_4809: I take bookings in these places and I’m currently on shift. Though… not full service. An astronomical amount of guys do this.
You should tell your wife, this isn’t an accident you made several step... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1654134233 | 1654185730 | t3_v2xkr2 | t5_2to41 | 3,088 | AccomplishedQuiet6: TIFU by doing everything the nair bottles advises against
(Obligatory happened two months ago)
Like many stories, mine begins with puberty. Or lack thereof. When it approached, it was like seeing the prom queen seductively walk towards me, only to brush past me for the varsity QB behind me. The onl... | 11 | 280.727273 | |
1654135208 | 1654137535 | t3_v2xwrj | t5_2to41 | 41 | throwawayaccount3571: TIFU by being too horny to an untrustworthy "friend"
Throwaway cuz my friends know my real account.
So this started around a few months ago when I reconnected with a girl friend who attempted to contact me several times using a different account (first fuck up) and eventually found out some of my... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1654135459 | 1654141645 | t3_v2y06c | t5_2to41 | 52 | maxxhock: TIFU by getting accused by the principal of my high school of breaking into her home and throwing a house party while she was out of town
Obligatory - this happened about 11 years ago, while I was still in high school.
So this happened when I was around 17, maybe my junior year of high school. There is some... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1654137164 | 1654183098 | t3_v2yju9 | t5_2to41 | 68 | tr33sc00ter: TIFU by losing my virginity to a crackhead
Yep, it’s exactly what it sounds like. A good friend of mine who’s a couple years older convinced me to start using tinder. For the first couple weeks I was just fucking around getting snapchats, and finally last night one girl asked if I wanted to meet up. My fri... | 11 | 6.181818 | |
1654138874 | 1654139289 | t3_v2z3ss | t5_2to41 | 21 | BloonsBellman15089: TIFU by not sleeping after work....twice.
This fuck up actually happened about 9 months ago, within 3 weeks of eachother, in an almost comical round up of events that I'm extremely lucky to have not had any lasting financial or physical injury following these incidents.
To set the scene, I work at... | 3 | 7 | |
1654140055 | 1654141212 | t3_v2zhw3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by going back to sleep
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Winged_Mr_Hotdog: In my opinion, If they didn't leave a message you have nothing to worry about....but
Did you know your warranty is expiring?
Due-Elderberry7441: We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
| 3 | 3 | |
1654141726 | 1654142153 | t3_v300yh | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by becoming the Salmonella Man
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Altruistic-Macaron85: Salmonella Man! Able to coat the entire room in peanut butter in one fell swoop. His weakness is the cuts on his hands.
Or something like that. Idk. It sounded better in my head.
Altruistic-Macaron85: But what the hell did you cut your han... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1654142308 | 1654202954 | t3_v3072r | t5_2to41 | 23 | Voracious_Port: TIFU by having unprotected sex
So today, I (35M) massively fucked up by having unprotected sex several times with a random girl I met on Tinder. So we were chatting for a while, I never gave her any personal information aside from my phone number, she never seemed interested in asking, I blocked her fro... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1654140126 | 1654196502 | t3_v2ziq5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | MH-S3D: TIFU by trying to trim the 'brows...
Happened just a few minutes ago..
Appologies in advance, on mobile....not bothering with a throwaway as, well, CBA to really..
Have been thinking that my eyebrows were getting a bit toooooo long for a few days, and was given an "Istubble" by the ex (side note, probably the... | 3 | 3 | |
1654145222 | 1654145932 | t3_v30zbm | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU: Took two Zyns as someone who doesn’t use nicotine products.
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Anotherdude342: Tbf, a cigarette has like 10mg of nicotine and people maybe inhale like 2mg and the rest burns.
I've gotten sick off 2 cigarettes when I was a kid so the fact you took 12mg is like smoking 6 cigarettes. No doubt you... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1654145295 | 1654193833 | t3_v30zzz | t5_2to41 | 22 | Tysonson3: TIFU getting high on a tinder date
This was back in 2019 but it’s one of those memories that is so cringe you repress it and just try to forget. Unfortunately I have just remembered and my way to process this is post here I guess.
At this point in my life I was out of a long term relationship for about 6 m... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1654145882 | 1654253255 | t3_v315lo | t5_2to41 | 158 | jharrisimages: TIFU By doing nothing wrong.
So, bit of backstory. I was in the Navy from 2007-2012, moved back home to California when I got out, stayed for about 6 months, then left and moved to Louisiana.
During that 6 months I collected unemployment due to not being able to find a job, hence why I left California ... | 4 | 39.5 | |
1654145416 | 1654160724 | t3_v3116l | t5_2to41 | 71 | Sea_Relationship1605: TIFU for almost drinking myself to death
TL;DR: My first time drinking got me locked up in a psych ward.
So this story actually happened around 3 days ago, but I did not have access to any technology until now, so this is my first opportunity to post it. I (18 M) was going through a rough time, ... | 4 | 17.75 | |
1654144605 | 1654147224 | t3_v30toc | t5_2to41 | 5 | Danta_lyan: tifu by accidentally waterboarding myself
So it was earlier this year in actuality.
So there I was. Finished a Long day of work and errands. I was having myself a nice hot relaxing shower. Doing my thing with the water and soap and what not. Decided to treat myself with an extra wash cloth to just really g... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1654155386 | 1654165494 | t3_v33f1t | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by scratching my face during an OCD meltdown
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pingusbeak: I feel you so much. My thing I feel like this about is coins, I think they are dirty and disgusting and if I touch a coin I can feel it for hours afterwards and even after washing my hands I would keep rubbing and scratching that area fo... | 4 | 4.25 |
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