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1653836002 | 1653913748 | t3_v0ctgg | t5_2to41 | 164 | Mysticdoggo707: TIFU by grabbing another roll of toilet paper?
I recently bought the family a whole pack of toilet paper which has 30-40 rolls bc my dad forgot his wallet at the store so I paid for it. My dad says he will pay me back the 25$ eventually which I doubt but regardless it’s for the family. So ik I most like... | 5 | 32.8 | |
1653836993 | 1653862282 | t3_v0d5y2 | t5_2to41 | 1,695 | No_Advantage_8335: TIFU by saying I love you.
I was previously in a long term relationship where saying “I love you” was the norm.
However I’ve tried my best to not use the word with the person I’m currently seeing - they’re just a cool friend.
After sleeping with them, I was kind of doozy and accidentally said “I lo... | 10 | 169.5 | |
1653837325 | 1653837976 | t3_v0da0h | t5_2to41 | 9 | A3D2: TIFU by shorting a bathroom socket, getting shocked, possibly frying my electric stove.
So i was pushing my electric stove back to its spot (after cleaning the top of it) when the wires and connectors went against the cupboard and it knocked something out. (It didnt light up the panel but at certain angles it did... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1653838028 | 1653838377 | t3_v0dilu | t5_2to41 | 11 | lastvirginpost: TIFU by spending so much time venting on Reddit about women
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Lovingnarc1976: Have you thought about making changes to yourself so you’re not an incel?
Danidanilo: From the looks of it, he is
I hope this guy fixes whatever is in his head
| 3 | 3.666667 | |
1653838442 | 1653850723 | t3_v0dnra | t5_2to41 | 13 | LetscatYt: TIFU : I got caught showering together with my girlfriend by the janitor
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Disclaimer: this didn't happen today but a few months ago, now that I don't have the time since should be preparing for final exams, I am procrastinating and posting this Story.
After I spent a day Inline-skating together... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1653840875 | 1653843471 | t3_v0ds1x | t5_2to41 | 2 | Letifer_Umbra: Oh no language evolves, bo ho.
grasp_br: A group robbing the meaning of a scientific term in order to give credibility to its nonsensical world view is NOT language evolution.
Language evolution is organic, not a pushed agenda
Letifer_Umbra: Scientic refer to a sex, not a gender. Also the scientific com... | 8 | 0.25 | |
1653839745 | 1653867396 | t3_v0e3zb | t5_2to41 | 446 | WoutVanDerPidcock: TIFU by eating nettle soup
So this morning I was at a market fair type thing in my local town. There are all sorts of stalls selling arts, crafts, food, clothing, you get the idea.
Anyway, I'm walling through the stalls, and out of the corner of my eye, something catches my eye. 'FREE SAMPLES'. Imm... | 4 | 111.5 | |
1653839198 | 1653868162 | t3_v0dx7c | t5_2to41 | 2,106 | boldandbrave1: TIFU by Not Realizing My Security Cameras Were Hacked 3 Months Ago
TLDR: I Raised He\*\* with Spectrum for 3 months Because my Internet Shut Off Every 30 seconds - 1 min 24/7 for 3 Months Straight until I discovered the problem was my security cameras were hacked
I have Spectrum broadband Internet, and ... | 10 | 210.6 | |
1653840629 | 1653865097 | t3_v0eezm | t5_2to41 | 13 | throwaway_12748292: TIFU: I accidently spilled water on my £200 keyboard
At the Christmas of 2019-2020 I was gifted a Razer Huntsman elite gaming keyboard, at the time it cost £200. It was a great keyboard and I had pretty much no issues for the 2 and a bit years that I had it. However earlier today I accidently spille... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1653837791 | 1653866210 | t3_v0dfps | t5_2to41 | 137 | RandomUserName593: TIFU: By not noticing the safety warning label.
Ok so first of all i actually FU about 18 months ago but discovered my FU today.
TL:DR at the end.
So i have been building and updating my own PCs for 25 years+. I even ran my own business for seven years repairing home computers but this FU has both... | 6 | 22.833333 | |
1653843017 | 1653938823 | t3_v0f8s1 | t5_2to41 | 358 | shtoffman: TIFU by letting my girlfriend's cousin use our bathroom
I live with my girlfriend right off the back 9 of a local golf course and any time her brother is golfing, he'll call and ask if we can make breakfast for their group. We love making it and the golfers are always incredibly grateful.
Cut to this mornin... | 8 | 44.75 | |
1653845250 | 1653845872 | t3_v0g0ab | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing how I fucked up
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evilsir: 1. Read each sub's rules before posting/commenting.
2. Follow those rules.
3. ????
4. Karma.
bongart: Even the Karma is optional. The OP can find success with just the first three steps.
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1653846427 | 1653848720 | t3_v0gehf | t5_2to41 | 40 | breadlover19: TIFU by cooking the inside of my belly button.
This happened last night but I’m only really feeling the consequences this morning.. tldr at the bottom.
I came home after a very tiring, frustrating day at work. The kind of day where you drive home without any music or podcast, just complete silence and yo... | 4 | 10 | |
1653846464 | 1653947537 | t3_v0gexp | t5_2to41 | 1,686 | pigman1402: TIFU by jokingly suggesting my parents get a divorce
This happened over dinner yesterday.
Some context first (sorry for the length, tldr's at the end) -
Mom (51f) and Dad (53m) have been married 28 years. Mom has never liked Dad's drinking, they've always fought over it since I was a kid, but it would usu... | 10 | 168.6 | |
1653846446 | 1653848090 | t3_v0gep8 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Beautiful-Abalone347: TIFU By Buying A Dodge Journey
OK, well firstly this didn't happen today - it was 3.5 months ago. Secondly, I apologise that this post doesn't contain juicy sex scenes, roommate hookups or unbelievable orgasms which seems the threshold in this group! (Yeah maybe I am just a little jealous I'm just... | 4 | 5 | |
1653849394 | 1653850659 | t3_v0hei9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking a combo of weed and bleach
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im2short4this: Why are people smoking bleach? Not the first one i saw this week. I'm so confused. Stop it!
NoNameNoWerries: Just wait for the bleach and ammonia challenge on TikTok.
osgjps: There was a thing going through homeschool groups several years ag... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1653850433 | 1653852450 | t3_v0hr48 | t5_2to41 | 43 | wtf-is-that-for: TIFU by encouraging my small rescue dog to be more confident around water.
First time etc so forgive or educate nicely on any formatting issues etc.
Skye is not confident around water, well she took a massive leap forward today in this.
We rescued a very small black Staffy 3 years ago, and while she ... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1653850267 | 1653854837 | t3_v0hp64 | t5_2to41 | 45 | Barry-the-Radish: TIFU: By telling a man with cerebral palsy he can’t walk straight
This fuck up happened last night.
I was having some drinks with some old work friends and one of them brought her boyfriend/ fiancé along. I didn't know him at all but we were chatting a bit. I went to the toilets a little later and h... | 3 | 15 | |
1653852113 | 1653878231 | t3_v0ibqr | t5_2to41 | 94 | [deleted]: Tifu by saying yes to giving the guy I like a BJ
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nillish86: Ah, the ole dick spew
courtofdacrimsonking: The ollll dicktwist
AliasFaux: TWIST HIS DICK OFF
Elon-Milos: TWIST HIS DICK
| 5 | 18.8 | |
1653853556 | 1653859703 | t3_v0isz2 | t5_2to41 | 41 | NeokratosRed: TIFU by watching a George Carlin video and permanently messing with my vision.
So, where do I begin?
A few years ago I was watching a George Carlin stand up, when he started talking about fences. He said something along the lines of:
*”What’s with those metal fences, where they go ‘bwooon’ and your... | 9 | 4.555556 | |
1653853828 | 1653855182 | t3_v0iw2c | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realizing half my former coworkers (including my crush) wanted to bang me.
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Away_Cockroach: "Tifu by being an incredibly sexy man that a lot of women are attracted too."
lol
Radiant_Customer3885: I actually didn't think I was that attractive back then. I was quite average in my opinion ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1653854042 | 1653856899 | t3_v0iynf | t5_2to41 | 11 | Unique-Coat396: TIFU by using soap instead of lotion to spank the weasel
So my wife has been gone for almost two weeks visiting her mother, so naturally I’ve been a little lonely. And because my wife was gone whenever I got the urge to splurge I would have to get my hands dirty. I would use this nice lotion that my wif... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1653858675 | 1653919446 | t3_v0kio2 | t5_2to41 | 14 | silly_man1782: TIFU by smoking a joint hiding in bushes outside a block of flats
Hi everyone, this is a throwaway account because I'm a scaredy cat. This happened very early this morning.
Most nights after work, I'll go for a walk to have a dooby. I live in a block of flats and rent so I don't want to smoke indoors. I... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1653860178 | 1653932259 | t3_v0l06q | t5_2to41 | 21 | Glass_Feature_4180: TIFU by Lending Money to a "Friend" for his "Phone Bill"
Obligatory - this did not happen today.. since the revelation of the fuck-up came to me after talking to his mother.
Long story short - I have a bullshit friend who wanted to meet after some time... more or less... to whine about 100 USD he w... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1653860928 | 1664550285 | t3_v0l8yo | t5_2to41 | 72 | yysleezy: TIFU by getting high on a date and blowing the whole thing
I’ve been hanging out with this girl (23F) and I (22M) completely blew it today. this happened today and I have no idea if there’s anyway to save this.
This girl and I have been going on dates together (2) and hanging out. Well today, we hung out all... | 15 | 4.8 | |
1653863264 | 1653867251 | t3_v0m0fh | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by kissing a sea lion
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stinkatron5000: It’s a fucking sea lion!
LegoTimothy: Shabby the sea lion?
| 3 | 11.333333 | |
1653863408 | 1653877187 | t3_v0m21m | t5_2to41 | 13 | burymeinblankets69: TIFU by leaving my pad on the toilet floor
this happened mere minutes ago and Oh ym god oh my god I will never use a toilet again my heart will never recover
So I was on my period, needed to change the pad so I'm scrolling on here, minding my business, when I see it. A flash of movement,, on the fl... | 14 | 0.928571 | |
1653864226 | 1653909343 | t3_v0mb2v | t5_2to41 | 11,270 | PH0T0PH0R3: TIFU by trolling the “plant people”
Obligatory: This took place 10-12 months ago.
I posted this [image of a well-established cactus](https://imgur.com/gallery/4l7hERc) on a Facebook group dedicated to house plants. The post reads: “Any idea how to kill this cactus and make it look like an accident? My GF i... | 10 | 1,127 | |
1653867505 | 1653875128 | t3_v0nane | t5_2to41 | -5 | sharonmckaysbff1991: TIFU by finally being able to accept, a year after she first told me, that my worker is a Jehovah’s Witness (Actually this occurred Friday night)
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imaginenohell: [Danger, Will Robinson](https://jwfacts.com).
sharonmckaysbff1991: Yep, sounds dangerous enough to me (I’m not a Lost in Space f... | 3 | -1.666667 | |
1653868242 | 1653869721 | t3_v0nic3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | AcceptableHelp6847: TIFU By messaging my ex
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OzManDiez: Loser
Powerful_Put5667: That’s out of line.
AcceptableHelp6847: It's exactly how i feel. So i can't argue it and i commend them for speaking their mind. Two month ago I'd be getting angry and violent over that comment but I'm trying so hard to get better.... | 7 | 0.285714 | |
1653868409 | 1653880762 | t3_v0nk1z | t5_2to41 | 14 | The_Hydra_Kweeen: TIFU by deleting my older brothers account
So technically I didn’t do that today. More like two years ago I just got caught today
So I (14F) have an older brother (17M) and four years ago our mother got a computer for us to share. This didn’t go very well, and we argued all the time over it. It was ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1653869230 | 1653882851 | t3_v0nq0v | t5_2to41 | 11 | sandramarielove: Um. No, this attitude is why you can’t pull a woman. You aren’t entitled to sex or a womans time. This right here? This is creepy and cringe as fuck.
aspectofderp: What part of his post indicated entitlement? He pointed out his own limitations in his current environment. And you called him entitled. ... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1653869863 | 1657097590 | t3_v0ntsz | t5_2to41 | 24 | Misses_Lull_and_Bye: Er I might be wrong but I think you’ve f’d up by not realising they’re inviting you into their relationship - how many times have they suggested you move with them? What’s stoping you really?
Throwawaydumbgay: Do you really think so? Part of me has been going back and forth because what if we are j... | 11 | 2.181818 | |
1653872826 | 1653873918 | t3_v0omv5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | snausagesinablanket: Did she offer milk and cookies?
Habesha2001: He already had the milk
justabill71: Milk and cockies
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1653875146 | 1653881248 | t3_v0p8as | t5_2to41 | 5 | Wooden-Locksmith9941: I just wanna say for the record- because I remember feeling like my parents were going to kill me. Hopefully you live in a home with reasonable parents. If not, you're only there till you're 18, and there's tons of help out there.
MajinJack10000: my parents are very reasonable but the thing im wor... | 5 | 1 | |
1653884613 | 1653921753 | t3_v0rr4t | t5_2to41 | 564 | extrabutterycopporn: So...sugar free surge is like liquid sugar free Hasbro gummy bears? Interesting...
copakabata: That's my suspicion. Downing a quart of the green stuff in 20 minutes may have also played a part in my misfortune.
(BTW, I like the user name 👍)
extrabutterycopporn: If you haven't ate fast food in a w... | 5 | 112.8 | |
1653887665 | 1653892155 | t3_v0slmh | t5_2to41 | 21 | beige4ever: BUHAHUAHUAHUAUHAHAH
beige4ever: seriously though, I have a bigger TIFU...
I was in middle school having hit Puberty. Was somehow at a party much like the one you described: lots of people I didn't know well. I met an older lady who I was transfixed by, though she was 3x my age. Katherine, we will call her:... | 3 | 7 | |
1653844097 | 1654456740 | t3_v0fm93 | t5_2to41 | 8 | SmallJohnCena: Tifu buy not addressing my masturbation addiction and disappointing a date
Ok let me preface this with I'm kinda retarded for all this and just glad I didn't get robbed or killed, matched with this girl on tinder back in February and things were going well between us sharing instetests in Guinea pigs and... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1653890700 | 1653922182 | t3_v0t1o0 | t5_2to41 | 148 | huntersalt24: Why are you sleeping separately over this? Seems silly
WillieNederWiet: Which grown man lets himself get kicked out of his own bed.
deshfyre: will smith probably.
RaffeToffe: Ouch
| 4 | 37 | |
1653896980 | 1653928220 | t3_v0uv28 | t5_2to41 | 5 | SmittyManJensen_: How did she shut you down? It sounds like you shut yourself down.
Ranglr_: no I agree I definitely let myself down here There were so many moment, and I picked up on most of them; I'm not a complete idiot, and I knew of what I could do in that moment. Thing is that I didn't want to fuck up the vibes a... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1653899664 | 1653946427 | t3_v0vnkg | t5_2to41 | 67 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend's best friend.
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AutumnRainbow1221: Anyone else confused while reading this?
apackofchips: Honestly the fuck is this. I was calling my friend who called my girlfriend who called my friend while calling me while I was fuck while I was calling.
Skipp_To_My_Lou: Sou... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1653900245 | 1654019089 | t3_v0vry3 | t5_2to41 | 3,882 | Winter-Finding3673: TIFU by eating too much watermelon while pregnant
Obligatory this happened 3 years ago, first time poster, typing on mobile so format might be off.
NSFW just in case, am not sure if this might trigger some people.
My husband and I bought a huge watermelon from Costco and it was so yummy that we at... | 7 | 554.571429 | |
1653902854 | 1653937865 | t3_v0wcyu | t5_2to41 | 57,867 | manfallingdown: TIFU by traumatizing myself for life. Please, I beg of each and every one of you, wear your seat belt.
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egnards: Up visiting my nieces right now who are both teenagers, and one of them is “too cool for school.”
We got in the backseat of my brother’s car, waiting for him to be ready so we coul... | 13 | 4,451.307692 | |
1653903763 | 1653904998 | t3_v0wkfp | t5_2to41 | 15 | ArltheCrazy: TIFU by not following common sense safety and then trying to get a head of the pain.
On mobile, English is my first language. It might be a long post. Did not actually happen today. I apologize for none of it.
So this happened Friday. I own my own construction business, and I am working on some hand rail... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1653916976 | 1653925577 | t3_v1049e | t5_2to41 | 5 | deloidian: TIFU by giving away thousands of dollars of collectables because I didn’t like them
I was watching a video on a guy making a super realistic desert train track set on YouTube and it reminded me of this.
So this started 8 years ago when I Was only 8, my grandparents used to have a huge model train collection... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1653917533 | 1653984166 | t3_v10aqr | t5_2to41 | 825 | sempiternalloop: TIFU by asking a paraplegic army vet if he was in the “Chair Force”
This actually happened about a year ago. I changed the names for privacy just in case.
My wife’s step-uncle was widowed and got remarried. The woman he married has two daughters, and one of them, Lisa, moved back to near where we live... | 7 | 117.857143 | |
1653918789 | 1653921382 | t3_v10p5s | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by bleaching my butthole
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Gjmarks1: Who the hell cares about what their buttholes look like. It's a butthole, not your face.
Im-a-future-corpse: No girl is gona want to tongue punch your chocolate starfish with that attitude
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1653919100 | 1653930890 | t3_v10stm | t5_2to41 | 12 | NickiChaos: TIFU by not allowing the gas company access to my back yard to read the gas meter.
TL;DR: Got a $1 200 gas bill because I keep the gate to my backyard locked, preventing the gas company from being able to read the gas meter and billing me properly. Rather than feeling screwed, it's (mostly) being paid throu... | 8 | 1.5 | |
1653920404 | 1653948459 | t3_v119fs | t5_2to41 | 1,635 | WDFKY: TIFU by making my daughter open an savings account.
TIFU by making my daughter open a savings account.
Obligatory: This actually began a year or so ago.
I took my daughter to the bank with her accumulated piggybank money to open a savings account. You know, to teach her that it's good so save money, get some i... | 12 | 136.25 | |
1653920212 | 1653962921 | t3_v1172r | t5_2to41 | 969 | bleeblesnorx: TIFU by liking mangoes a little too much
let me start off by saying that this FU is the culmination of years of stupidity, but the full impact of it only hit me this morning as I stood in the kitchen, scrubbing my hands and face like my life depended on it, after eating one (1) mango.
I live in the US, a... | 9 | 107.666667 | |
1653922304 | 1653923048 | t3_v11wun | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing the car I borrowed didn't have automatic headlights
My car is in the shop for major repairs. I was given my mom's car to drive while I wait for mine to be fixed. My car is the only car I've ever driven and it has automatic headlights. Just get in and go. So I made the false assumption tha... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1653922706 | 1653950763 | t3_v121mj | t5_2to41 | 68 | hecktkopf: TIFU when I lit my parents' bathtub on fire...
*So not really today, but a few years ago, I did this really dumb thing and even though it is not up-to-date anymore, I believe this is worth sharing for a bit of amusement:*
**(Backstory)** When I was an 11th-grade high school student, I hated shopping for deo... | 6 | 11.333333 | |
1653925248 | 1654013366 | t3_v12yin | t5_2to41 | 42 | ZappsWorld: TIFU by trusting a towel on the floor
I was celebrating my cousin’s bachelor party with his friends in Vegas this weekend. I was staying in a room at the hotel with 4 other guys. I didn’t know any of them before getting here so I didn’t know what to expect. The weekend was great though and we were all havin... | 6 | 7 | |
1653924815 | 1653929303 | t3_v12t0p | t5_2to41 | 6 | CreamyCows5: TIFU all of my highschool friendships
It's been a rough patch for about a week, but I ended the whole thing last night.
My friend group consists of xander, gabbie, harry, and obviously me (not their real names).
I've been friends with all of them since the start of the second semester and have always be... | 3 | 2 | |
1653928398 | 1653932372 | t3_v142oa | t5_2to41 | 114 | cuttiecats69: TIFU by my girlfriend and I were caught by a neighbor
Hello everyone, we are from Eastern Europe. It so happened that when my girlfriend and I moved to a big city to study, we didn’t have enough money and I had to rent an apartment for two with my former classmate.
In principle, we were not embarrassed b... | 4 | 28.5 | |
1653931769 | 1653932596 | t3_v151g9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | builtbybama_rolltide: I totally agree! Game stores and comic shops are definitely on my top I would rather pee my pants in public than use their bathroom list. I feel your disgust and horror, I truly do especially being married to a gamer and comic nerd.
Blackfire01001: The bathroom only sucks if the store owner sucks... | 3 | 1 | |
1653934372 | 1653956412 | t3_v167qi | t5_2to41 | 125 | BustedBalls22: TIFU by asking a friend to kick me in the balls and losing one because of it
Obligatory this didn't happen today but a few years ago.
For as long as I've known my sexual side I've been into the idea of ball busting, which put simply is getting hit in the balls by a woman. I don't know how this popped up... | 3 | 41.666667 | |
1653935221 | 1654011102 | t3_v16ird | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU By buying my pregnancy test at an unfamiliar pharmacy...
TLDR: Am virgin, bought pregnancy test, got recognized.
Here goes. I am a female in my 20s, and I'm a virgin. I have recently been having a missed period, nausea, and other symptoms that caught my attention. I NEVER miss a period. EVER.
Norma... | 7 | 6.428571 | |
1653935835 | 1653936238 | t3_v16qpp | t5_2to41 | 68 | i_hate_you_and_you: TIFU by applying for a job
Summer break is coming, and I haven't been able to land a job. Through my girlfriend, I was informed that the store her dad works at is looking for cleaners. I was given the email address and I sent the application. "Hello, I heard from Lucas about this job blah blah blah.... | 3 | 22.666667 | |
1653935757 | 1654088997 | t3_v16pqc | t5_2to41 | 232 | No_Chemical890: tifu by going swimming with my family
(This happened yesterday) So I 20m met this girl sam 28f on tinder about a month ago and she likes to scratch while having sex it doesn't hurt so I go along with it. My parents have an in ground pool and like to have barbecue parties with family and friends all sum... | 6 | 38.666667 | |
1653939259 | 1653968256 | t3_v17xyu | t5_2to41 | 14,118 | Manthony_Morris_LXIX: TIFU by wearing swim shorts with “supportive mesh” on a snorkeling trip
(This happened yesterday) My wife and I are on an anniversary vacation in Maui and we took a snorkeling trip on day 1. I’m not a fan of swim shorts with supportive mesh inside but my wife bought them for me and they look nice ... | 11 | 1,283.454545 | |
1653942333 | 1653943300 | t3_v19187 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking too much
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thatstevesmith: If she’s not into soft serve then she’s not for you. Also, sounds like she’s a bit confused. Do your best to move on and find a good one that’ll laugh with you about it then try again lol
felledinthefields: Lol not heard 'soft serve' before. Ah thanks fo... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1653943854 | 1653955388 | t3_v19koe | t5_2to41 | 24 | shadowZE7: TIFU by lenting my manga to my friend
A friend of mine who lives in a city twelve hours away from mine just came to my city for the week he asked me to lend him my Spy X family manga i of course agreed as he is a dear friend of mine but he took it we chatted for a bit then went home the moment i went home an... | 3 | 8 | |
1653944006 | 1653948225 | t3_v19mmm | t5_2to41 | 274 | ceftriaxsaurus: TIFU by accidentally letting out the loudest f@rt while inserting an IV on a combative dementia patient (I'm a nurse)
Been feeling really gassy all day but I have no other choice but to go to work. I'm a registered nurse at the ER and had to deal with a combative dementia patient tonight. The doctor's o... | 4 | 68.5 | |
1653947093 | 1654120721 | t3_v1apml | t5_2to41 | 298 | deejayv2: TIFU by not wearing a mask in public for the first time
I have been so careful. Call it what it is - I'm one of the few pple in 2022 still masking everywhere and using hand sanitizer where ever available. Yes I count, at the gym less than 5% have masks, at the grocery store less than 5% have mask, at the airp... | 9 | 33.111111 | |
1653948619 | 1662257991 | t3_v1b8dz | t5_2to41 | 51,574 | Ill-Tree-501: TIFU by eating ramen before inviting a guy over
I have a pretty high spice tolerance and frequently eat the Korean fire noodles, sometimes with extra Korean chili flakes added to make it super spicy. I had a bowl today, before inviting a guy I've been casually seeing.
He comes over and we get all excited... | 15 | 3,438.266667 | |
1653948359 | 1653950605 | t3_v1b57s | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU Argument with boss
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forgotMyPrevious: tbh he fucked up, but certainly lacks the sympathy for realising that
[deleted]: thanks, however i guess i also fucked up because i report to him. in corporate america people tend to do whatever the boss says instead of caring what's right or wrong.
forgot... | 5 | 11 | |
1653949210 | 1653951038 | t3_v1bfid | t5_2to41 | 232 | killedjoy: TIFU by exposing myself to an entire city
Ok this happened years ago but I figured you all would get a kick out of this. So I was living abroad and ended up buying some of those tight stretchy workout pants because I always wanted a pair. Next morning I decide to go for an early run and put on my new stretch... | 4 | 58 | |
1653950649 | 1653951924 | t3_v1bwf6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU Not knowing the exact instant we were married and realizing I never even knew in my own Rite
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HarpoonNPuppies: Maybe not a FU, but that is a funny story. Glad everyone has a sense of humor about it.
hdmx539: You're right. I'll just delete it.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1653951107 | 1653984349 | t3_v1c1nr | t5_2to41 | 19 | Knight-300: TIFU by telling my [21M] father [53M] that my sister [25F] is dating someone
During a conversation with my father, I said to him without a second thought thaty sister is dating. He knew for a while, so nothing bad happened, and I knew my mother [53F] knows that too. Nothing bad happened, but now I feel like... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1653954075 | 1654030131 | t3_v1czhe | t5_2to41 | 1,062 | Ok_Tangelo_9119: TIFU deadlifting at the airport and almost getting my boyfriend detained by TSA
I've been a powerlifter for a few years now. Whenever I go traveling for significant periods of time, I generally take some lifting equipment with me, including squat shoes, lifting belt, gym chalk, and protein powder. I sh... | 16 | 66.375 | |
1653954312 | 1653969879 | t3_v1d1zd | t5_2to41 | 17 | cashwhaler: TIFU by knocking my brother unconcious
now let me start by saying i (13M) have a very beloved hamster named fancy, my dad gave him to me shortly before he passed. he is now around 1 and a half years old and is still a healthy hamster. i cant explain how much i love this hamster, and it may be stupid to you... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1653962780 | 1653966542 | t3_v1fm57 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by tagging along with a buddy when he had plans to go to the river with his relatives and ended up giving them a show of my ass bouncing up and down the water for 5 or so minutes
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LyleBDamned: Boring.
Beestorm: You should offer constructive criticism, otherwise you just sound like a cranky chil... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1653963134 | 1653984865 | t3_v1fpxr | t5_2to41 | 39 | ScoobysBooty: TIFU by saying the wrong thing at work
Me and a co-worker were having some pointless conversation to pass the time at work recently, when our manager came around and started doing some work with us. Not sure how, but the conversation had lead to weird animals, and dolphins happened to come up. My co-... | 3 | 13 | |
1653965337 | 1654030889 | t3_v1gdm4 | t5_2to41 | 91 | Your_Soviet_Guy: TIFU by giving my bestfriend our airsoft guns
Context:
My friend and I keeps our airsoft guns at my place because his mom doesn’t feel comfortable with anything resembling guns in her house
I’m 17 and he’s 16 if that helps understand the situation a bit better
Story:
This happened yesterday when my ... | 10 | 9.1 | |
1653966527 | 1653969737 | t3_v1gq7k | t5_2to41 | 17 | sovietslug7797979: TIFU By shopping for a princess picnic
My friend is hosting a princess picnic for her bachelorette party. I’m going to be a fairy-princess. My wings, ears, corset and tiara are coming in the mail this week. I’m excited but also… I feel weird about it tbh.
I’m AFAB but currently identify as non-binar... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1653969314 | 1654008660 | t3_v1hjcy | t5_2to41 | 34 | _stage4fearoftrying_: TIFU by accidentally flushing a box cutter down the employee toilet
Obligatory this happened yesterday.
So when I'm at work, I drink a lot of water. Staying hydrated is great, especially when you're running around all day. The downside to this though? I have to use the bathroom a lot. Except I... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1653968655 | 1653970399 | t3_v1hci2 | t5_2to41 | 92 | red_lantern2814: TIFU by telling my post-partum wife a TIFU story.
This literally happened a few hours ago. My wife just gave birth to our first child a few days ago. I’ve been helping out, but unfortunately, only one of us has the ability to run the milk bar, so to speak. So I’ve been doing all the housework and tryin... | 4 | 23 | |
1653969743 | 1654034287 | t3_v1hnzk | t5_2to41 | 21 | grezendem3: TIFU by leaving my cellphone on the side off another cellphone
First of all, sorry for my English, I'm Brazilian and can read very well but my writing is not very good.
I'm a med student and at this moment I am on my surgery rounds. At the surgery center I was working on some papers on the computer and the... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1653970884 | 1655416108 | t3_v1hz70 | t5_2to41 | 26 | kivrinjk: TIFU by looking up autopsy info for a story I'm writing.
I look up all kinds of weird stuff because I’m a writer of various fictions. I try really hard to add some realism to my work. I always try to do research if I’m iffy on a fact. The internet has been both a god send and a curse over the years. I am fair... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1653976101 | 1653979250 | t3_v1jbrc | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by causing someone to have the 3am thoughts because I remembered her.
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cruisin5268d: Well that’s 45 seconds of my life I’ll never get back.
notmebutmydad: Would've been a lot shorter, but I saw that the formatting in this group had to be 750 characters. That, and I'm a horrible storyteller.
cru... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1653980458 | 1653983539 | t3_v1kdro | t5_2to41 | 39 | uhhhokk: Tifu by deciding to take a hit of a weed pen
Me (23F) and my boyfriend (24M) decided to go to dinner. We usually always go out to eat when we both have the same day off of work or during the weekend. We were both off today so we decided to go out to dinner. We had a great dinner and we had a great conversation... | 3 | 13 | |
1653983217 | 1654035973 | t3_v1kzr1 | t5_2to41 | 24,010 | euoria: TIFU by having sex doggystyle
Yes, it’s true. No it’s not a bait. And I’m still suffering the consequences.
Friday evening my partner and I engaged in some fun activities, while he decided to do me doggy I started feeling ill, then turning me around missionary I started feeling dizzy. He noticed and stopped an... | 11 | 2,182.727273 | |
1653985358 | 1654006836 | t3_v1lgf9 | t5_2to41 | 72 | Little_Internet_9022: TIFU by f@rting while sleeping for the first time with a girl I'm seeing lately.
So basically, there's this girl we've started seeing each other lately, and just this weekend she agreed to come over and spend the weekend.
So it's Friday, we go out and all and we come back at my home to chill a li... | 9 | 8 | |
1653993201 | 1654073129 | t3_v1n8pd | t5_2to41 | 60,098 | vhm3: TIFU by accidentally turning myself in for homicide
This happened a few years ago. I was driving in a quiet residential neighbourhood late at night to get to a friend's house. Everyone on the streets had their garbage and recycling bins out and one was knocked over with everything spilling out. I tried to dodge i... | 13 | 4,622.923077 | |
1654001011 | 1654003417 | t3_v1pfc3 | t5_2to41 | 28 | nussy1981: TIFU by trusting a stranger online
TIFU by trusting a stranger
So my daughters phone was dropped and the screen is all busted. Thinking i could just get another phone and put her simcard in it and log in on icloud would set the new phone to her old settings.
But i was wrong.... she never made a back-up s... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1654001845 | 1654003165 | t3_v1pol8 | t5_2to41 | 30 | Avacyne: TIFU by sleeping with my coworker / roommates fwb
So my roommate and I have been living together a year now. When we first moved in together I was already working this job where I had this coworker that I became very close platonic friends with and after the first time introducing them they started hooking up.... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1654001979 | 1654008565 | t3_v1pq2c | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating and not showering after
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Charlee_Dukes: I am trying to figure out why exactly it smelled so bad. Dude, I say this as nicely as possible... what are you consuming to make your splooge smell?? Curiosity aside, this made me chuckle a little. If she likes you enough, it won't be a b... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1654004506 | 1654017543 | t3_v1qkbx | t5_2to41 | 4,165 | ShadowsBestFriend: TIFU by pointing out the groundhog that lives in our backyard to my wife.
Background: My wife is from West Africa, but has lived in the US for roughly 7 years. There are random moments where she reverts back to her African roots and doesn't understand why we can't behave like we're in Africa here in ... | 12 | 347.083333 | |
1654004566 | 1654116334 | t3_v1ql1g | t5_2to41 | 17 | PotatoPixie90210: TIFU By washing myself with a pet shampoo
I am currently smothering with the Global Bastard, likely picked up at a recent gig (10/10 would recommend the gig, 0/10 would recommend picking up the World Wide Lurgy)
Avoided the damn thing for almost 2.5years and of course I test positive the day before ... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1654008384 | 1654035283 | t3_v1rxny | t5_2to41 | 5,363 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my girlfriend with body dysmorphia create herself on Sims
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TheChaosJester: I honestly don’t think this is a fuck up. This feels like you did something right, it just got out of hand somehow? Idk man
Secure_Document5309: Yeah, I just feel bad that I completely overlooked that this coul... | 9 | 595.888889 | |
1654009463 | 1654010865 | t3_v1sc64 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Womensame: TIFU by thinking women could be attracted to me
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LiveWire11C: If you think this is true, why don't you work on your "dad bod". If you want the "best you can get" then eat better. Test your theory by getting a Jason Mamoa body.
grabityrises: idk walking around on 6in stilts would be a little weird
| 3 | 3.333333 | |
1654010044 | 1654018754 | t3_v1sjuq | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking a whole bottle of scotch
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cr0tchwhistlepurple: This is why I think its alcohol that should have been illegal and not weed
VirtualDeliverance: If it was up to me, drugs (every single one) **and** alcohol would be 100% legal. The catch is, it would be illegal to treat patients who are... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1654013664 | 1654027666 | t3_v1tvbo | t5_2to41 | 12 | ToughCookie00: TIFU by wearing the wrong shoes and seriously damaging my feet
This story has unfolded over the course of three years now. Every summer, my biggest insecurity are my feet. For the past three years, they have consistently been covered in blisters, bruises etc. It's really bad. I always joked about having ... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1654015999 | 1654017263 | t3_v1uq1l | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a date with a *MILF* and not realizing she was also a *boomer*
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twohedwlf: She's a Karen, not a boomer, way too young to be a boomer.
Baphomets_Behemoth: Boomer is also an attitude from being raised by boomers or boomers raised by other boomers.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1654015825 | 1656248401 | t3_v1unto | t5_2to41 | 40 | Extension-Agent-7696: TIFU by taking out a loan a can’t afford
I’ve never been good at money. Was never taught about money. Never seemed to really mind too much that I lived paycheck to paycheck because I always figured it out. But now that I’m older & trying to get my life together, I’m trying to figure it out. Bu... | 5 | 8 | |
1654016046 | 1654059394 | t3_v1uqmw | t5_2to41 | 18 | Bhinni: TIFU by trying to cut my hair myself for the first time
I (16M) am terrified of going to the barbers because every time I get there my dad decides to make a scene about whichever haircut I choose and then forces his haircut from the 80s on me. I have to have the same haircut he's had for almost 50 years, and so... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1654016236 | 1654017091 | t3_v1ut6p | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU when i looked at my friends(with benefits) facebook birthday
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Vast_Reflection: One, you definitely should find a therapist.
Two, he’s literally a pedophile if he knew you were underage. It’s still extremely creepy if he didn’t know, (which how he wouldn’t know, I don’t understand, because if ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1654015629 | 1654059529 | t3_v1ulau | t5_2to41 | 13 | Citizen_451: TIFU by dressing up like a "dead soldier".
Obligatory, this didn't happen today. However Memorial Day jogged my memory. Now, back when I was a kid growing up in the mid 90's my mom had some oddly inconsistent religious views. As is typical with upbringings like these, it made for a slightly awkward childho... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1654009130 | 1654026568 | t3_v1s773 | t5_2to41 | 68 | GuzziGuy: TIFU buying a strap-on
This was some years ago, shortly after buying my house. I was doing some plumbing (making it up as I went along) and needed a fitting to connect a smaller waste pipe into a larger one.
I didn't really know the names of things then, but I went to B&Q and found what I needed on the s... | 4 | 17 |
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