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1654158150 | 1654194957 | t3_v341lu | t5_2to41 | 629 | Queen_of_skys: TIFU by leaving my vibrator out for my entire family to see
Well, I really hoped it never will but the day has come for me to post here.
I (18f) live with my parents (mid 40's) and two siblings (13f & 10m)
Yesterday I was having a spicy conversation with a partner on the phone, prompting me to get u... | 9 | 69.888889 | |
1654145397 | 1654185924 | t3_v310zh | t5_2to41 | 6 | RuralRasta: TIFU by purging my social media and untagging myself from a photo with a friend that actually meant a lot to me
Obligatory actually happened a few months ago. We're music buddies and have been since high school. We are very close, like brothers, though different in many ways. We have played in bands a... | 3 | 2 | |
1654159075 | 1654186223 | t3_v349cn | t5_2to41 | 21 | Shumanshishoo: TIFU by cursing at two rude boys
Really not a glorious moment for me. Due to trauma, I have had huge anger issues but ironically I'm also terrified of confrontation and conflict. Which makes me a constantly angry antisocial trapped in the body of a shy, quiet pushover. I bury my anger again and again whi... | 3 | 7 | |
1654160945 | 1654182967 | t3_v34oln | t5_2to41 | 19 | GhettoBoy_: Tifu by leaving my toilet clogged with shit for 16 hours
So as the title says, I got up this morning and did my business on the toilet, not bothering to make sure it went down because it always does so why tf would I, and went about my day.
I had an interview and was pretty much gone all morning, came hom... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1654161610 | 1654182367 | t3_v34u3g | t5_2to41 | 1,911 | NotSmilingAnymore: TIFU when I smiled
**Random throwaway account.**
Last night I went on a date with a girl I'll call Mackenzie. We met online, had fun getting to know each other, and then decided to meet in person. The chemistry we had online managed to remain intact when we were finally face to face. The date went s... | 6 | 318.5 | |
1654163934 | 1654202234 | t3_v35cha | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing a hentai game and getting hemorrhoids
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PR0JECT-7: How were you sitting? What were you seated on, a sack of bricks?
Which game was it?
pitoparai: I think I was leaning forward with my lower back kinda jutted out. I have one of those like bungee chairs with a cushion over it but one ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1654166477 | 1654167572 | t3_v35yj5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing multiple bags of trash away in the common area
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LPOLED: If it’s any consolation, they probably (definitely) have seen worse things going on.
ash_hat69: well the worst is that they know EXACTLY who i am because i’m one of four staff members that lives on campus. and i have silver and... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1654167591 | 1654169338 | t3_v368fv | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by legally driving through a crosswalk
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nadamo-nadamotion: A vehicle is a weapon. Use it as one if you need to. As a small, pregnant woman with toddlers, you should consider ways to defend yourself and your family.
shadesofwolves: > Use it as one of you need to
On what planet would you thin... | 9 | 0.888889 | |
1654165470 | 1654256934 | t3_v35q1s | t5_2to41 | 6 | borisslovechild: TIFU by agreeing to go on a holiday with my GF
Here's how the FU happened. I am doing a masters degree in creative writing and my dissertation (which is 70% of my proposed novel) is about growing up in an SEA country. Now I am broke and it is going to take a huge chunk of my savings for a month long tr... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1654169193 | 1654175913 | t3_v36o0h | t5_2to41 | 26 | uuuuu5uu: TIFU by accidentally shutting down an entire warehouse and then production
So I am a warehouse management system consultant and this week I was working for a client on site. For a correction process we created virtual storge bins and I was trying to move the entire Stock of one of these bins to another on my ... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1654168934 | 1654684225 | t3_v36ll4 | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my ex gf think i am stalking her
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cruisin5268d: I mean, just don’t go to her place of work if you’re trying to avoid her because when you DO go there and then ask multiple people if she’s working then your words plus your actions 100% say you’re trying to see her.
YaBoiWithThaSmell: Y... | 12 | 3 | |
1654171592 | 1654174133 | t3_v37clv | t5_2to41 | 6 | nursesarefucking: TIFU by "hurting" a nurse.
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FyuckerFjord: Sounds like someone got left for a nurse or two lol
RudeSprinkles1240: The scary nurse did a big bad and gave their booty a vaccination, and now they're going to tell lies about the bad guy nurses that forget to give them a lollipop after.
nursesarefu... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1654174177 | 1654252292 | t3_v385cc | t5_2to41 | 18 | Fontec: TIFU taking acid and redefining my relationship
a couple came over last night and we took acid.
We watched cat in the hat into Charlie and the chocolate factory (very intense and made my subconscious be displayed)
my gf met the non binary of the relationship last week
During the trip I was trying to observ... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1654175404 | 1654186469 | t3_v38j6l | t5_2to41 | 45 | RetroDad-IO: TIFU by buying condoms based on my teenage years
So there's no way this isn't going to come off as a humble brag, but I feel so stupid and it's hilarious so I want to share with someone.
So when I was younger I used condoms often, they weren't super comfortable but hey, it's a condom, I figured it was fin... | 5 | 9 | |
1654175268 | 1654252612 | t3_v38hnb | t5_2to41 | 2,171 | TwinklyDoor: TIFU by getting my kids kicked out of swimming lessons
So I’m gutted. There’s only one swimming pool that does kids lessons in the area. Other pools are at least a half hour drive away.
I have the swim teachers number as there are always changes in schedule and parents can WhatsApp/text if they need to g... | 12 | 180.916667 | |
1654175940 | 1654275930 | t3_v38pj6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | mr-poopybutthole-: TIFU by accidentally buying a one year plan on a video editing app
Technically this happened yesterday at 11 pm but I still haven’t been able to get my money back.
So it all started a few days ago when I wanted to edit a video in order to conduct an experiment for Uni work. I had never before done s... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1654178587 | 1654255796 | t3_v39ld7 | t5_2to41 | 9,342 | HmmmNiceLol: TIFU got blackmailed with my dick pic
When ur a horny teenager the decisions you take are so stupid 😭😭. So I met this girl online and she said she was down to fuck tonight. Horny me immediately took the offer. Then she told me to send a pic of my face. So I sent her one with just my face with sunglasses.... | 13 | 718.615385 | |
1654179043 | 1654276718 | t3_v39r0o | t5_2to41 | 443 | Educational_Shame591: TIFU by skipping school and having to get my tonsils removed
This had happened almost a decade ago when I was in elementary school, but I wasn’t so fond with the idea of staying in school since I wanted to go home and play on my iPad all day like every other kid my age. So I came up with the id... | 6 | 73.833333 | |
1654184599 | 1654185514 | t3_v3brut | t5_2to41 | 18 | Plate_spotter: TIFU by headbutting my OH
Happened two nights ago. I had recently bought a 5 in 1 shower gel. Whole body and hair wash thing. We joked about how men can have a 5 in 1 wash but women get marketed a different product for every body part.
I showered after work, got dressed and put on some cologne. Then we... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1654185346 | 1654214739 | t3_v3c1hn | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU throwing a "half eaten" candy bar at a Homeless Man
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Former_Ad_1074: I mean even if completely sealed still. Throwing food or money at a homeless person isn’t respectful. Making anyone get on their hands and knees to pick up a necessity (especially when they don’t have it) is kinda fucked. Obje... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1654185830 | 1654210698 | t3_v3c8dr | t5_2to41 | 55 | randomergosaur: TIFU by losing a friend because of puns
(Obligatory this happened years ago when I was in junior high). So, I had this friend. We were close, we used to have fun together, and we talked lots. He was actually my first male friend and it was so refreshing for me. I was really happy with our friendship. I ... | 5 | 11 | |
1654187609 | 1654190348 | t3_v3cwi7 | t5_2to41 | 35 | Kykykool666: TIFU by showing my friends at my lunch table a weird ad I keep getting
Ok so, I should start by saying I’m really self conscious about my body, I’m a teenage (16) girl who weighs about 140 pounds and am 4’10 and decided one day to take a pic of myself cuz I was an idiot and wanted to see what I looked like... | 9 | 3.888889 | |
1654187312 | 1654188323 | t3_v3csfq | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being aware of my surroundings
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HeroOfTheWaste: To comment about why you thought you might be gay or bisexuality.
Likely just confused. You had no real experience with sexuality and likely just had no idea what you wanted. You likely hadn't really matured in the sexual department and so... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1654187824 | 1654308906 | t3_v3czah | t5_2to41 | 19,741 | Fiftydollarvolvo: TIFU by hanging out with 3 murderers
Blah blah this was in 2015, when I was 15.
I was sleeping over at my friend’s house, and we were home alone. We smoked some weed and were really really baked. We realized we NEEDED some munchies at about 1:00am so we walked about 2 miles to the 24/7 grocery store.... | 17 | 1,161.235294 | |
1654188967 | 1654418491 | t3_v3deim | t5_2to41 | 17 | Top-Satisfaction9668: TIFU by not closing a TAB
Today I fucked up in the living room. Around the afternoon, I was feeling spicy so I decided to watch videos on my phone in the bathroom no headphones and no audio so it wasn't obvious what I was doing in there and squeezed one out.
A couple of hours go by and my mom, g... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1654187466 | 1654189458 | t3_v3cuht | t5_2to41 | 5 | AppropriatelyJuiced: TIFU by being weak
I'm (26m) currently in the middle of my fuck up as I type this. Plus I feel like venting/over sharing because I feel like I can't talk to anyone about this but I don't want to keep it bottled in so you internet strangers will be my audience today, thank you if you read, double th... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1654190787 | 1654197917 | t3_v3e39q | t5_2to41 | 13 | Throwaway711311: TIFU by jerkin' it in a school restroom.
So, some context. I have and addiction to... the man thing, and have been trying to quit. But I felt extra in the mood today and went into my school restroom, did my thing, got out, and thought nothing of it.. Big mistake.
About an hour later, I get picked up b... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1654191088 | 1654197530 | t3_v3e79p | t5_2to41 | 27 | FitYou5669: Tifu by “emotionally cheating” on my boyfriend.
I have been dating this guy for about 9 months. For the last 4 months, things got bad and he got emotionally abusive. I couldn’t take it anymore. I finally broke up with him. He was really rude at first, but then the next day he kept begging me to take him bac... | 3 | 9 | |
1654191676 | 1654204093 | t3_v3ef88 | t5_2to41 | 338 | mmmeverydaythrowaway: TIFU by ordering Chinese food
TIFU by ordering Chinese food.
I was at work and was about 20 minutes from going on my lunch break and gave a coworker to pick two options between Chinese places, one that I’ve had and was familiar with and one that was new. Coworker chose the new place and I ordere... | 6 | 56.333333 | |
1654192605 | 1654206084 | t3_v3er8q | t5_2to41 | 83 | ohgawdamioldnow: TIFU by trusting something I really shouldn't have.
This happened like 10 min ago.
I believe that I have just earned a notch on my belt. This has never happened to me before. I don't know how to feel really, but I would assume that it's very common for this to happen. There's even sayings about it. I'... | 4 | 20.75 | |
1654192060 | 1654198431 | t3_v3ek58 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Ok_Refrigerator7378: TIFU by using orange juice to make rice.
TIFU by using OJ to make rice. Well it happened 10 years ago but here we go.
When I was 14 and starting to get more into the creative side of cooking I would mix things without fully thinking through how it may taste. This being said I was watching Chef at ... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1654194462 | 1654210831 | t3_v3fg2p | t5_2to41 | 7 | nqa5164: TIFU by sending my exes flowers
so for some background, i am a gay man, i had a really traumatic childhood and was abandoned by my parents when i was 7, grew up in foster care, never stayed in one school district for more than a year, so i have no friends or family from childhood and as an adult I tend to sabo... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1654195002 | 1654195100 | t3_v3fn8e | t5_2to41 | 1 | Ecstatic-Milk4816: TIFU by realizing i didnt
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Ephidiel: Wtf
Ecstatic-Milk4816: Ikr
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1654196231 | 1654236518 | t3_v3g3g0 | t5_2to41 | 9 | samothious: TIFU by unlocking my phone
So today, I (m28) went with my SO (f29) to her parents house to visit. It was a good time and we played with the dog, talked about the Johnny Depp trial, had some laughs, and ate some delicious food. Mind you it's the day after she has gotten back from a week long trip away from m... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1654197546 | 1654200660 | t3_v3gkt7 | t5_2to41 | 13 | spacecowboy420aj: TIFU by messaging another woman while on a first date.
So this was actually last night not today.
I live in a remote area where basically any large town or city is a couple of hours drive away or you can take a boat across the water which is much quicker.
Now the reason I live here is because my mum... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1654198034 | 1654219830 | t3_v3gqxc | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting snapchat and destroying my friends small amount of trust in others.
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JayTheLegends: Sounds like a her problem not yours.. especially after her over reaction… the fact that you didn’t recognize that from the onset is of greater concern…
Yetanotherthroaway3: They have serious issues wi... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1654198001 | 1654198209 | t3_v3gqhi | t5_2to41 | 7 | Im_Not_A_Human_4: TIFU by putting my fingers inside the Air Conditioner
I (17) am an idiot as you can read from the title. So the story goes like, it was summer n an extremely hot day. So I go into my room and turn on my Air Conditioner (AC) and set it to 16°C (60.8 F) and fan speed high so it can cool the room faster.... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1654199696 | 1654215065 | t3_v3hctg | t5_2to41 | 101 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving my legs
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RedPepperJ32: I had the same obsession but luckily my mom got me some Nair and one of those plastic razors that's doesn't have a blade.
drebinf: > Nair
My high school girlfriend was using Nair, it was hot in the house (early 1970s, relatively poor, no A/C) so she was swe... | 4 | 25.25 | |
1654201486 | 1654201913 | t3_v3i0bp | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU By Breaking Up With My Ex.
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Polygonic: Nice fetish fiction bro
Careless-Rock-2027: I feel better
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1654201672 | 1654242856 | t3_v3i2qo | t5_2to41 | 11,206 | Lokz97: TIFU by thinking I was getting chub rub
I woke up this morning, my wife let me sleep in. So I got up after everyone else in the house did and had my morning coffee and time with my family. Around 10 am we decided to go outside and play, so I threw some jeans on and got a shirt on and we went outside, at this po... | 10 | 1,120.6 | |
1654202754 | 1654203215 | t3_v3ih2o | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking up with my BF And Now I Had Became Is S3x Doll
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IkkoMikki: If we're going to turn this subreddit into fiction can it at least be good.
Careless-Rock-2027: What are some good places to post my stories?
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1654200833 | 1654288300 | t3_v3hrve | t5_2to41 | 135 | morgessa: TIFU by unleashing my nerd onto an unsuspecting religious customer
Obligatory this did not happen today, but several months ago.
I tutor community college students in Spanish. One day, I was working with a student and going over the two Spanish verbs "to be" (it's more nuanced than this, but for simplici... | 6 | 22.5 | |
1654203340 | 1654261287 | t3_v3ioix | t5_2to41 | 3 | Only_Apathy_FromMe: TIFU by pranking my friend and accidentally traumatizing her instead
A few weeks ago, I (24M) invited my friend Erika (26F) over to hang out at my apartment. We've been friends ever since high school and to be frank, I've always had the hots for her. So anyway, we spent the evening at our place basi... | 3 | 1 | |
1654204181 | 1654205968 | t3_v3izv5 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Ok_Difficulty2440: TIFU by sticking a cactus inside my vagina (f21)
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jab6793: This cannot be real.
Sure_I_Kno_A_Baggins: In another post they talk about their penis...
Ok_Difficulty2440: I share this account with my brother
Sure_I_Kno_A_Baggins: Oh, well that makes perfect sense! I regularly discuss my genital... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1654206940 | 1654226298 | t3_v3jzf7 | t5_2to41 | 22 | ConnectConference691: TIFU by falling for a scam because I wanted to be a sugar baby
Disclaimer: I swear a lot in this
Hey reddit, what it do? This is going to be my first post and I can't believe it's going to be under TIFU. Let me get this out of the way, I know you're going to call me stupid. I'm not going to say "... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1654207123 | 1654214540 | t3_v3k1p0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | MalfunctioningOne149: TIFU by doing hit and run on a planter
Throwaway because it’s just bad practice to put potentially illegal things you’ve done on the Internet in a way that can be traced to you. I drive a full size cargo van for work. Not much happening at work today so I decide to go pick up some pizza for lunch.... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1654207096 | 1654229001 | t3_v3k1cm | t5_2to41 | 23 | doofusdog: TIFU: Too Much Vitamin C
So I've got a touch of the remains of COVID-19, it wasn't too bad, but has left me feeling a bit off for about two months now, and then I got a regular cold on top of that.
So yesterday I got a pack of 60 500mg chewable vitamin C tablets and decided I would just have a massive dos... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1654208241 | 1654262938 | t3_v3kga5 | t5_2to41 | 97 | CluelessSurvivor: TIFU by filling gas in my rental
Hello friends,
I travel a lot for work and was doing a job close to Pasco Washington. My boss calls me later saying a customer in Idaho is having issues and they needed a tech there ASAP.
I punch in the address and had a nice 6 hour drive to Idaho, the land of potat... | 6 | 16.166667 | |
1654209362 | 1654215978 | t3_v3kuft | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by agreeing to get my best friend pregnant via Turkey Baster
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bigwillynilly: One could say she masturbasted
starliner2000: Doesn't sound like she was very good at it. I think she needs to find a true *master*baster.
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1654211115 | 1654212695 | t3_v3lfx7 | t5_2to41 | 17 | ObiV4n_: TIFU by hitting my crush in the jaw
It happened a week ago. A mutual friend of me and my crush invited me to a little party at her place. It was supposed to be me, my crush, the mutual friend and one other girl who I don't know. FYI, I (17M) had never been to a party before, especially where I'm the only guy t... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1654212305 | 1654217014 | t3_v3lu7a | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking Tylenol Nightime instead of the regular stuff.
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emptythots: Nah fam you good. A Tylenol pm won't show up in a drug test. Assuming you didn't do anything else, you're fine, don't sweat it
pikapika607: Nah like I said I rarely even drink hence then hangover (prob the fruity drinks lolz... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1654213996 | 1654277810 | t3_v3mdur | t5_2to41 | 131 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost sleeping with my teacher
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VentenRant: How did you not recognize him from his picture? I’m assuming he already knew you from yours? Why would he need therapy because he knew you? Seems like you have issues with the work you’ve chosen to do on the side.
yxcvbnm95: I just added an edit. ... | 6 | 21.833333 | |
1654209265 | 1654245786 | t3_v3kt8i | t5_2to41 | 15 | sadbumblebee1: TIFU by not cutting my nails for 2 weeks
I like my nails short but they grow fast. Even faster when there’s sunshine. I literally cut my nails as short as possible but I can only get away with 2 weeks in the winter and 1.5 in the summer. I should have cut them by now, but life has been busy lol.
Puppy ... | 3 | 5 | |
1654216633 | 1654277323 | t3_v3n7bd | t5_2to41 | 23 | Throw-this-away-thx: TIFU by being a factor in ending a 15 year marriage.
This is ongoing but I just learned about the severity of it today. Throwaway for obvious reasons.
I was on a hook-up app, and connected with a very nice guy. We had a great time and at the end I asked if he wants to do this again (it wasn't supp... | 8 | 2.875 | |
1654216730 | 1654220844 | t3_v3n8bo | t5_2to41 | 7 | BrianDrake75: TIFU By Making a Sex Joke to Somebody Giving Parenting Advice
OMG OMG I finally get to post here!!!! So excited!!!!
Anyway TIFU... I was browsing Twitter and saw a post from somebody saying, "Spanking is not an effective tool in the parental toolbox," and rolled my eyes. Yeah whatevs, bro, my mother spa... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1654219040 | 1654257986 | t3_v3nyhr | t5_2to41 | 581 | Easy_Conversation_1: TIFU by putting a drink in ice
I still can't stop laughing at what I did and I'm never going to live it down.
My fiance and I were getting ready for work and we were running low on time so he said "crap, theres no monsters in the fridge, can you put a monster in ice for me?" So I did. Except, he m... | 7 | 83 | |
1654221024 | 1654266189 | t3_v3oke5 | t5_2to41 | 4,022 | swayy1141: TIFU by opening an unknown video file in front of my 9yo son
Boring context:
A few years ago my brother moved in with my husband and I, renting our spare room while he got back on his feet after some rough times. I'm now 31(f) brother is now 29. At the time, he had few belongings so I put our old box tv in h... | 10 | 402.2 | |
1654223334 | 1654223889 | t3_v3p9nu | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU :By being horny on Snapchat
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RiotingRobot: Dude you should eat some pizza and a root beer instead of worrying
AestheticsByGb: Wise words from a wise robot
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1654224347 | 1654352080 | t3_v3pkfo | t5_2to41 | 159 | Bennyfin24: TIFU by not replacing the toilet paper
I am interning for an east coast manufacturing company and just started this week. Today, I had to drop a deuce. These bathrooms are very nice in the offices and are well taken care of. I figured there is a janitor that does a great job in keeping it clean. I did my b... | 4 | 39.75 | |
1654232562 | 1654250304 | t3_v3rv06 | t5_2to41 | 8 | throw-away74926: TIFU by attracting a old rich guy.
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bewst_moar_bewst: If you’re so hot, just make an onlyfans.
throw-away74926: Nowhere did I say I was hot😂
bewst_moar_bewst: Exactly. So fuck him for the bread or be quiet. Up here complaining about his looks while you struggling. And in this economy?! Shiiii... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1654235077 | 1654322814 | t3_v3sioi | t5_2to41 | 70 | vpetrichorv: TIFU by giggling at a joke my guy friend made and potentially leading him on (accidently)
Context pt. 1
I 20[F] made the recent discovery that I am aromantic and potentially asexual, meaning (personally) I am incapable of romantic attraction and am not interesting in pursuing a romantic relationship. I am... | 15 | 4.666667 | |
1654236587 | 1654243559 | t3_v3sw5e | t5_2to41 | 25 | somedumbasslad: TIFU I got roasted for having sex
I’m 16 years old and I moved out from my parents a year ago. So i made a few friends there and we had no problems but about 2 weeks ago we made a deal: The first person to lose their virginity will be given a specific amount of money. So I took that way too seriously. ... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1654239097 | 1654239636 | t3_v3th4k | t5_2to41 | 13 | somedumbasslad: TIFU I roasted because I had sex
So I fucked up pls help
I’m 16 years old and I moved out from my parents a year ago. So i made a few friends there and we had no problems but about 2 weeks ago we made a deal: The first person to lose their virginity will be given a specific amount of money. So I took... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1654239158 | 1654264402 | t3_v3thns | t5_2to41 | 11,366 | BossMonkey83303: TIFU by eating to much fruit and shi**ing myself on a plane
So today I was at the airport and at the little store they had some fresh fruit and stuff like that. So I decided I would get some fruit and a parfait because I hadn’t had it in a while.
It was really good fruit and super addicting so I ende... | 11 | 1,033.272727 | |
1654241611 | 1654259320 | t3_v3u2ed | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU By being horny as shit and possibly having a nude video of myself leaked
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Lancerux: Just ignore it. If they start to bother you, tell them that you are child, and they will be sued for CP
JimmiRustle: Arrested*
Lancerux: Yeah, most likely. And killed in prison probably.
KcocNoisnetxeGib: Defini... | 6 | 3 | |
1654241680 | 1654388484 | t3_v3u2xg | t5_2to41 | 218 | Visual-Canary-7748: TIFU - my wife is in a serious affair, and I slept with the affair partner’s wife
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BkWiz: I’m confused. What’s the problem.
brewnote8: She wants an easy out, lickety split, if she can with no guilt....I feel like this triggers a form of Turetts...
Toungue punch her fart box
Eat wall paper... | 9 | 24.222222 | |
1654242288 | 1654249142 | t3_v3u7ih | t5_2to41 | 49 | swoze_1: TIFU by opening up about my addiction.
So i recently decided to reach out and ask for help with my addiction I've been struggling with for the past few years. It feel like now that I opened up nobody seems to understand what I'm going through. I keep getting the oh you'll be okay, its not really that bad, just... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1654243930 | 1654291054 | t3_v3ukfh | t5_2to41 | 168 | Full-Purchase-8938: TIFU by burning my coochie and thighs
TIFU by burning my coochie and thighs
So, to set the scene, I was hungry. Didn’t have much food to make but I seen a lone can of ravioli off in the distance of my pantry. I decided it was time for that can of ravioli to be put to use.
So I do my thing, make t... | 7 | 24 | |
1654244168 | 1654283183 | t3_v3uma9 | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by visiting my girlfriend's place
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[deleted]: Shes 21.
She can make her own decisions.
Including moving out from an abusive household (very fucking clearly people dont get married off now. They aren't property)
You got to help her. Simple as that.
Shnaake: I think her parents are just trying ... | 6 | 5 | |
1654245213 | 1654272165 | t3_v3uuli | t5_2to41 | 68 | costcosnacks: Tifu by locking my front door
I'm actually such a fucking idiot- obligatory this happened literally just now and I'm so horrified I can't get back to sleep.
So I've been with my fiancé for 8 years now, she is the love of my life. She just went on a grueling business trip to Los Angeles for a few days (... | 4 | 17 | |
1654246486 | 1654247110 | t3_v3v46r | t5_2to41 | 43 | Bee_dragon: Tifu by possibly giving myself food poisoning after injuring myself
I decided to start going to the gym again after two years. It's hot and the gym has a pool, an hour swim should be fine. It was not, feel like a pulled muscle in my shoulder. Fell asleep with the fan on. I
woke up congested. Decide to baby... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1654252261 | 1654267913 | t3_v3wfbg | t5_2to41 | 3,900 | [deleted]: TIFU by hooking up with my friends sister after going out to the bar
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MuskyLion: Moral of the story: Don't hook up with drunk people. Many great relationships start by hooking up with a friend's sister. Almost none start with sloppy drunks hooking up. You need to clear this up with her, not them. On... | 15 | 260 | |
1654233261 | 1654268054 | t3_v3s1pa | t5_2to41 | 7 | hxh2001bruh: TIFU by asking a girl what does a really bad word mean
I study abroad in a universtiy in Turkey specifically. And so this Turkish girl is my classmate and I have been talking to her for a while. Nothing serious planned because she is a weird person, I would say she has a mild ahdh or something. I am not s... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1654259102 | 1654289532 | t3_v3y8ph | t5_2to41 | 1,040 | CadenceQuandry: TIFU by staying in bed five minutes longer than I should have
Yup. Literally today.
I have two kids still left at home. The older of the two (7) is up at the butt crack of dawn to poop. Every day. We are talking 5:30 am. I try to go back to sleep after this but rarely do.
The second (4) go... | 9 | 115.555556 | |
1654259432 | 1654277286 | t3_v3yc54 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting a reddit friend
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PolishSoundGuy: What a shitty thing to do by that person. OP life in the UK, even if you’re temporary homeless, will be probably better than living in your country.
Things will get better. I promise you.
Rten-Brel: Lmfao. I like how you're one of the few people to... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1654262204 | 1654272885 | t3_v3z730 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Clumsy-Samurai: TIFU by putting my PS4 in rest mode
So as the title states, my wife and I finished watching a show on Netflix and retired to bed after putting the PS4 in rest mode.
Fast forward to the next morning.
The fuck up.
Our 5 year old daughter wakes with the sun and politely asked if she can watch her shows,... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1654262439 | 1654810469 | t3_v3z9qg | t5_2to41 | 391 | DylantotheJ: TIFU by getting my dick stuck on a glue mouse trap
(NSFW Warning, and also might be explicit I guess you already know that if you got past the title)
It has been a few days since the mouse problems have stopped but we still have mouse traps around the house as a precaution in case they return. My mom doe... | 6 | 65.166667 | |
1654263458 | 1654269593 | t3_v3zlkw | t5_2to41 | 30 | Snoopy_Dancer: TIFU by doing Whole30
The FU started in April, but culminated today. I (34F)decided to do a Whole30 elimination diet at the beginning of April. I had put on some weight in the last couple tests, what with lock downs and 2 surgeries that had long recovery times. Additionally, I had a pookie belly that per... | 3 | 10 | |
1654268921 | 1654270169 | t3_v41gq4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by having controversial opinions
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mtsmylie: You need a therapist, as you obviously have a lot of issues to work through.
yy98755: Daddy went out for cigarettes and never came home, mummy turns tricks looking for a new daddy, I mean I can see it….
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1654270069 | 1654301177 | t3_v41vbg | t5_2to41 | 662 | Euphoric_Seesaw_2304: TIFU by letting my dad convince me to get my first lap dance after a ball game.
Me (20m) went to a ball game with my dad after originally it was intended as a date for him and my mom but she hurt herself and couldn’t go. I was the quick fill drinking buddy and ball game companion as the hotel was ... | 6 | 110.333333 | |
1654270917 | 1654333795 | t3_v425z1 | t5_2to41 | 35,311 | crunchy-yarn: tifu by asking my mom if my job would give me an anniversary bonus even if i’m not married
i (20f) just got hired at a gas station that has really good benefits, treats their workers well, and is overall a really good company. some of the things i was told by my manager is that i’ll get a bonus on my birt... | 14 | 2,522.214286 | |
1654271426 | 1654445604 | t3_v42cdm | t5_2to41 | 133 | MondboyColoR: TIFU by me (M) telling my partner (F) my sexual desires and regretting the relationship when she has no interest.
I'm a normal guy, I play videogames and watch anime on a daily basis. I don't go out too much and stay to myself but two days ago when I was around my partner, I got in the mood. However, the ... | 11 | 12.090909 | |
1654270887 | 1654328779 | t3_v425l4 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Tear_and_fold: TIFU by forgetting to remove stuff from my mothers computer and getting reemed for trying to process my issues.
So to set my background a bit. I come from a unhappy home, an alcoholic for a mother, an empty husk for a father. I am the middle daughter out of three daughters. My mother who is an absolute g... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1654273495 | 1654293988 | t3_v4341h | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking our elderly neighbor to the grocery store every week with me.
A couple of months ago, I had read that the cabin filter of cars need to be checked, and sure enough ours was dirty and needed replacing. Soon after, the car started to smell bad like something died in there. Did a mouse or rat get ... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1654199264 | 1654275916 | t3_v3h773 | t5_2to41 | 16 | ajameshill94: TIFU by shitting my pants in "Marvin's Rocket" at the Warner Brothers store
Obligatory this did not happen today, but at some point in the late 90s when I was either 5 or 6. When I was a young child, my grandmother often took me to the shopping mall down the road as it had plenty of play areas and activit... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1654277705 | 1654279749 | t3_v44kzq | t5_2to41 | 9 | MrApe824: Tifu by being an eccentric idiot
So this happened maybe a couple months ago but I’m just thinking about it now.
I’m 14 and my parents are divorced. My dad shows up to come get me on a Friday night and I forgot to grab all my stuff so I’m kind of rushing to put all my stuff in my backpack. (Nintendo switch, ph... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1654277695 | 1654281614 | t3_v44kvm | t5_2to41 | 12 | Christianpunkboy: TIFU by being a weird Christian
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PhelesDragon: First off, not a TIFU. Second, the bible also has sections about divorce being forbidden and people being stoned to death for certain crimes. We don't really do that anymore, do we? Each era of the Bible has its own rules and statutes set for ... | 3 | 4 | |
1654276926 | 1654281809 | t3_v44bdb | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking a beer on a playground and sliding down a fireman pole
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Sebslocker: Fuckin whaat? 6K!! How??
Thick_Part760: It wasn’t covered under my medical plan to get extensive tooth work like implants, crowns or abutments. It’s not cheap.
Sebslocker: I had my tooth broken in pretty bad way and... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1654278586 | 1655006658 | t3_v44vvr | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a coworker look through my sketchbook.
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anbu97: Update from 5 years later
Edit: And now where happily married
Hamstr1ng: Jokes on you (and me) I just got back from a dinner date with B.
anbu97: :o
how'd it go
| 4 | 6.5 | |
1654279201 | 1654280455 | t3_v453jp | t5_2to41 | -5 | prettypers0n: TIFU by having my period while in school and the chair turning literally blood red.
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maplesyrupchin: This is, like all your posts, complete BS
prettypers0n: if you dont believe it you dont have to lmfao, plus the time stamp was 2 hours so ofc the whole chair is with blood(mind you that it was the... | 7 | -0.714286 | |
1654279385 | 1654293836 | t3_v45687 | t5_2to41 | 16 | percydaman: TIFU by eating too much beef jerky and vomiting most of the night causing loss of sleep for a very full house.
Obligatory happened a few years ago. My niece was graduating from high school and I planned on attending. She lived with her mother and her newish husband several hours away so I decided to take ... | 4 | 4 | |
1654281517 | 1654282195 | t3_v45wsi | t5_2to41 | 1 | justastackofpancakes: TIFU by driving a manual sports car
Of course this didn't happen today. It happened like 8 months ago, forgive me. The repercussions are still being felt to this day.
I drive a WRX and my drive to work was a 45 minute stretch up and over a mountain with all the fun of being highly twisty and some... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1654284175 | 1654306082 | t3_v46ul6 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Pyralover: TIFU sending a girl I like my old laptop
Context for this: I have a group of online friends I’ve known for about 4 years now. It consists of me and my irl best friend that I went to school with, and then two of our friends who also went to school with each other. B is the one I have a crush on, A is B’s irl ... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1654284972 | 1654290190 | t3_v474we | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my dentist parents about my jaw pain
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Bozwell99: How big was this guy!?
throwaway678231: Literally a normal size, but it was my first time performing oral so maybe I did something wrong or I’m just not used it it.
We’d also been French kissing for hours before so maybe that contribu... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1654285523 | 1654360236 | t3_v47c0g | t5_2to41 | 13 | 13k_chris: TIFU by pouring water on my head.
I know this seems minor, but it had consequences. I was talking to a girl I like a lot, and she asked me to do something silly that I wouldn’t regret doing, and to send a video of me doing it. I sat there for about an hour thinking of things I should do, then I thought abou... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1654288957 | 1654291201 | t3_v48jnb | t5_2to41 | 19 | Used_Affect4681: TIFU by gassing myself
I wanted to clean my bathtub today, and started to use regular bleach (granted I was probably using WAY too much in the first place) but ran out before I could finish so I used a second bathroom cleaning agent. After a while I started feeling a burning in my throat and chest. Bec... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1654289710 | 1654336381 | t3_v48t1t | t5_2to41 | 15 | invadergirll: TIFU by forgetting to be the Tooth Fairy
My son (6M) had his third top tooth fall out yesterday and we placed the tooth in a glass of water for the Tooth Fairy. Silly me forgot to make the exchange and he comes in to my room in the morning very upset. My gut sank as soon as he said “the Tooth Fairy didn’t... | 5 | 3 | |
1654283237 | 1654299320 | t3_v46ily | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by melting chocolate on my ass during a flight
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WulfyFox: At least you didn’t smell.
TheFightGoes0n: This. It was just a silly moment from childhood. It wasn’t really crap. It was just chocolate that is easily washable.
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1654291326 | 1654292259 | t3_v49dsf | t5_2to41 | 26 | KingjellybeanIV: TIFU by not knowing how a "normal" anus it's supposed to look and having an hemorrhoid for 3-4 years.
So this has been happening for 4-3 years and i didn't realise until a week ago.
I am little bit graphic in case you are not confortable with that.
It all started when I (M) was about 18 years old. ... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1654291271 | 1654356352 | t3_v49d61 | t5_2to41 | 91 | Ratiohead_99: TIFU by lying to my crush and accidentally getting a band back together
No, literally.
It all started when I found my crush's spotify, so of course I had to take advantage of that. I looked through one of her playlists and found this very weird underground band that had less than a hundred listeners, so,... | 4 | 22.75 |
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