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1654291909 | 1654292371 | t3_v49l4h | t5_2to41 | 8 | owiko: TIFU by cutting up my credit card
This literally happened today. I’ve pinged some friends, and am hoping this isn’t going to be a bad fuckup. It sucks now, for sure.
Today, I got the chance to finally cut the grass for a part of my yard that has been underwater. We have a swamp as part of our property and it ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1654291936 | 1654299057 | t3_v49lgu | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by spoiling my gf's birthday surprise.
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poormanw0rds: Surprise her by breaking up with her
Fit_Ad_7681: That would be one hell of a surprise.
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1654292503 | 1654293547 | t3_v49si3 | t5_2to41 | 20 | jfkreke: Tifu by trying to catch my phone on the stairs
If you don't know, there is a meme about this that goes (not verbatim) "thank god I was able to slap my phone into the rock hard wall instead of letting it land softly on the carpeted floor" and thats what happened to me but so much worse.
I'm house sitting for ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1654292671 | 1654306349 | t3_v49ujg | t5_2to41 | 8 | Halterchronicle: TIFU by hooking up with my best friend
I (m 21) have known her (f 20) for about five years, but we only became close friends about 1.5 years ago. A few months ago I asked her on a date, but she rejected me as she has problems growing closer to people and basically panics. However, we stayed friends and... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1654294296 | 1654355444 | t3_v4ae97 | t5_2to41 | 131 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a literal heart attack by watching Morbius
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reyduquecool:
and there was not much consequence with this?
EmbarrassedHelp: Well his heart is going to be forever damaged as a result
NoTeslaForMe: Not from the heart attack, but from watching *Mobius*.
| 4 | 32.75 | |
1654294676 | 1654295324 | t3_v4aiwg | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting into a road rage incident while cross dressing.
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[deleted]: It isn’t the cross dressing that was your fuckup. It was further inflaming someone who you’d admittedly cut off. Literally every single action you engaged in while driving was fucked up. No one cares what you wear. You shoul... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1654295239 | 1654344281 | t3_v4apnd | t5_2to41 | 159 | throwawayvhs321: TIFU by watching my own conception
I recently moved and during the packing process I was reminded of the existence a box of vhs tapes I had stashed away a couple years ago after selling my dad’s house. I assumed they were all from my childhood as most were labeled things like “Disneyland trip” or “midd... | 6 | 26.5 | |
1654295623 | 1654298559 | t3_v4au9f | t5_2to41 | 35 | SpaceQueenNic: TIFU by grabbing the wrong shears
I’m a hairdresser, I’ve been doing hair for 4+ years, and today I fucked up by grabbing the wrong shears.
I was doing a clients hair, they’re a regular client of mine who I’ve been seeing for about a year or so. Today we did the same haircut we always do, except we opte... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1654298386 | 1654332705 | t3_v4bqqw | t5_2to41 | 18 | backburner42069: TIFU by accidently eating my BILs edibles
Throwaway bc reasons, on mobile so sorry for formatting.
This was maybe two months ago. My wife and I were housesitting for her brother and his wife while they were out of town a few days. He told us to help ourselves to everything in the house, the usual. I'm... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1654301042 | 1654316614 | t3_v4ckia | t5_2to41 | 26 | Silvawuff: TIFU by getting kicked out of DARE.
I've had a tumultuous relationship with DARE. I got kicked out of the DARE class in middle school for sleeping. Fast forward to my adult life, and I'm a regular enjoyer of the (legal) jazz cabbage. I work for a bakery where they host community events now and then. A collea... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1654303770 | 1654320094 | t3_v4ddld | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU:Going through an old iPhone.
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Disguspitated: You knew what was in that folder before you opened it. You’re a masochist, sir.
Gregan32: ...and he kept scrolling...
respectfulpanda: Gravity...his finger kept being pulled down to the screen.
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1654305311 | 1654308048 | t3_v4duje | t5_2to41 | 37 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #10! Got a story to share? Come and share it on TIFU talks!
PineappleProstate: This is an odd conversation
yourdadisabean: Also wtf is your username 💀
PineappleProstate: I can show you but are you allergic to pineapple?
yourdadisabean: No but im allergic to prostates
PineappleProstate:... | 7 | 5.285714 | |
1654308466 | 1654324086 | t3_v4erlc | t5_2to41 | 262 | SchemSocs: TIFU by accident my sitting in on an important Starbucks meeting
This happened at a recently opened Starbucks on my college campus.
I was preparing for finals and decided to grab a drink and mess around on the internet in the seating area. Unfortunately, everyone else on my campus had this exact same idea,... | 5 | 52.4 | |
1654312727 | 1654313044 | t3_v4fyjo | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by making out with my step-son's ex GF.
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Dezirrez: Yup. This is a shitpost. Humans can't be THIS dumb.
Throwndowninlove: thanks for the insightful reply
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1654313294 | 1654368898 | t3_v4g44t | t5_2to41 | 271 | Low_Imagination_8933: TIFU by trying to do something nice for my girlfriend and finding out she’s cheating on me
So long story short we had a falling out in March and things have been a bit rocky since. She’s become distant with me, hides her phone under her pillow, barely wants to see me as much as she did and she ba... | 8 | 33.875 | |
1654314516 | 1654336124 | t3_v4gg4w | t5_2to41 | 13 | Iizsatan: Tifu by keeping ginger paste in an old icecream tub
Tifu by keeping ginger paste in an old ice cream container
Ok, mandatory this didn't happen today, more like a couple of months ago. And this isn't my fu, more like my brother's roommate's fu (thfu?)
Anyhow, here's how the story goes. My brother moved to th... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1654315598 | 1654322979 | t3_v4gr52 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Vast-Ad34: TIFU by removing the condom during sex with my FWB and proudly telling my wife afterwards.
Obvious throw away account. Today I fucked up huge because my (M27) stupid brain refused to think during intimate times with a GF.
I need to give a little background info. I'm happily married to a loving wife (F32) an... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1654316378 | 1654375484 | t3_v4gyz1 | t5_2to41 | 55 | gonnalosemyjob: TIFU by not disposing of a piece of paper, might be losing my future soon
Purposely avoiding some details and using a throwaway to avoid someone from my job recognizing this.
I work in a job involving hazardous materials, messups involving it have to be reported to the state, with failure to do so poss... | 10 | 5.5 | |
1654318524 | 1654321569 | t3_v4hjae | t5_2to41 | 10 | throwaway2321321312: TIFU by stealing baseball cards over several months at Best Buy and now traumatized
I'm a stupid \~20yo college kid idiot, so I apologize for my naivety and neuroticism. Since getting into trading cards earlier last year, I have been on a baseball card obsession. So much so I started shoplifting at... | 5 | 2 | |
1654321523 | 1654437713 | t3_v4iafl | t5_2to41 | 27,032 | throwaways780: TIFU by playing with my tinder dates cat
Throwaway account because this is really embarrassing. This actually happened today, about 30 minutes ago.
So I went on a tinder date with this girl last night, it was great, she's really pretty and we had a great time. We came back to her place as it was close ... | 13 | 2,079.384615 | |
1654316604 | 1654361731 | t3_v4h19c | t5_2to41 | 6 | hashtagboosted: TIFU by not calling 911
I was driving on the highway in the far left lane, traffic was moving fast but also dense enough that there was not much room to maneuver or pass anyone. I was leaving a reasonable breaking distance in front of me and naturally the driver behind me is tailgating tf out of me.
I ... | 3 | 2 | |
1654322787 | 1654435784 | t3_v4ilmm | t5_2to41 | 55 | rocharox: TIFU by ignoring dental pain
My wife and I love going out to eat and always try new places.
A few weeks ago I found out a restaurant with Swiss cousine that picked our interest,so we booked in advance for one of our mutual day off and kept the date open.
Today is the great day, but it started weird, with ... | 5 | 11 | |
1654325142 | 1654355888 | t3_v4j5am | t5_2to41 | 16 | breaking-bard: TIFU by yelling at Siri
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The_JoshGausden_Scam: You’re message was “somehow” queued to be sent to your Dad… I’m sure Siri has got nothing to do with it
breaking-bard: Well what are you thinking happened? :O
The_JoshGausden_Scam: Sorry. I meant to say Siri has got something to do with it.
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1654374432 | 1654806430 | t3_v4k2ur | t5_2to41 | 5 | ShittyBuzzfeed2: I was gonna say that lol. Its cap unless there's some key part he is leaving out.
JayKayRQ: "Ingesting cannabis directly (in any form) \[...\]" leads to high in many animals.
ShittyBuzzfeed2: What the hell kind of quote is this lol. No source and the quote doesn't even include your conclusion.
Cannabi... | 12 | 0.416667 | |
1654329519 | 1654354909 | t3_v4k5e8 | t5_2to41 | 1,752 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying ew to a girl
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defiant_potato1993: Look man - ask her to hang out after work sometime. Don’t put any pressure on it. If she’s into you she will jump at the chance.
Saying eww is fine. Even if she heard it. :) you can explain yourself if it comes up just as you did to us.
himynameisha... | 12 | 146 | |
1654337683 | 1654388821 | t3_v4lxjf | t5_2to41 | 52 | SnooRadishes1365: TIFU by scraping the special sand off my grandmother magic bullet
(Mature)
Alright guys gals and non binary pals buckle on in cause this is the first ever post ive made on this platform
Anyways you may all be wondering what in the fresh hell is special sand and why does your grandmother have it in a... | 4 | 13 | |
1654343125 | 1654395771 | t3_v4n6kx | t5_2to41 | 3 | bitchjebaaaaal: TIFU by getting myself an online friends with benefits
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AcrobaticSource3: Don’t do it, it sounds like a blackmail scam...once you show your bologna, he’s going to demand money or else he’ll show your bologna to your family and friends
horsley1965: https://youtu.be/1hxLaFJf9Jk
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1654343604 | 1654399062 | t3_v4nawd | t5_2to41 | 28 | catfuckingahandbag: TIFU by going on a date with my partner
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amek33: The date wasn't the FU.
catfuckingahandbag: What was
amek33: It wasn't the date, it was the choices you made on the date:
Eating more after eating food that you weren't sure you could tolerate, describing your sphincter activity...
If your ... | 8 | 3.5 | |
1654355162 | 1654358155 | t3_v4qrdt | t5_2to41 | 11 | batarmed: TIFU by ruining house party
So recently I have graduated high school with my class. We thought it would be a good idea to have a graduation party as a result. So we planned and had one, and we invited a couple friends and I brought some girls I was friends with, and one of whom in particular I had pretty stro... | 10 | 1.1 | |
1654353582 | 1654364264 | t3_v4q89b | t5_2to41 | 15 | ulfr: TIFU by turning stepping back before turning around in a convenience store
Earlier today I pulled into a gas station to pick up some breakfast and saw without processing that there was a van from some kind of adult group home for the disabled. I hadn't had any caffeine yet and was just sort of doing the zo... | 8 | 1.875 | |
1654356355 | 1654357901 | t3_v4r5ra | t5_2to41 | 9 | DBoaty: TIFU by taking my family to Disneyland
[This is still happening, dear God we have 2 more days left]
My daughter and son-in-law are grown adults and put together a way for the family to go on a 6 day vacation to Disneyland as a high school graduation present for my son. Hotel, flights, park tickets all paid for... | 3 | 3 | |
1654358574 | 1654384825 | t3_v4rwjc | t5_2to41 | 442 | LupusDeusMagnus: TIFU by showing my son my own self-made porn
Apparently this type of thing is not that uncommon here, but anyways this is my story. I’m a bit dramatic though.
My son, who’s eleven, needed a laptop for school-related things. Nothing too fancy, of course, so I thought that spending money on a new laptop... | 5 | 88.4 | |
1654360461 | 1654390616 | t3_v4sjio | t5_2to41 | 3,187 | [deleted]: TIFU by accepting a free weed grinder and almost having a heart attack.
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emailusernamepasswrd: Well you learned a valuable lesson .. always wash hand me down shit from anonymous sources lol glad you're ok OP, that must have been a wild ride
AnnoyingAssh0le: Same. Never again.
Other than feeling stu... | 12 | 265.583333 | |
1654362537 | 1654456837 | t3_v4t8oi | t5_2to41 | 13 | sombolence: TIFU by oversleeping an important job interview
Finally got a callback for a job related to the field I am studying currently in.
Got everything planned the night before.. what i was going to wear, my route for the trip, when I was going to leave… prepared with common interview questions as well.
On a sid... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1654364031 | 1654364936 | t3_v4tqho | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by skipping school
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DapperInvestment467: At what point would your dad decide it’s time to call the police on this stuff? 😅
DisplayComfortable91: This is the first house he has bought to flip, and the guys he has working for him are all immigrants, the last thing we need is wasting 175000 dolla... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1654365025 | 1654366915 | t3_v4u25w | t5_2to41 | 29 | Virtue123456: TIFU by calling my hookup a “Sussy Baka” during sex
As the title says, I thought it would be funny to start off the sex by calling her a “Sussy Baka”. I didn’t really think about it much. I just thought it would’ve been a funny moment that we’d both laugh off. So when we started taking off our clothes, as... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1654365331 | 1654452959 | t3_v4u5t5 | t5_2to41 | 46 | throwaway__________o: TIFU by thinking I was in the wrong threesome.
I am a run-of-the-mill tech consultant, married, grown kids, and boring 98% of the time. But I like to party, and so does my husband. And with some synthetic assistance, I’m super good at it (he’s a natural, lol).
Tonight (technically, last night) w... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1654367112 | 1654368141 | t3_v4urn3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by air drumming to “In the Air Tonight”
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Loud_Wallaby737: You need to fund a girl who thinks youre cool
m1v5s6c38: I’ve honestly never been cool. I’ve always been a dork. But it’s been a term of endearment since she it’s usually followed by a smile or a laugh. I get back at her with “pain in th... | 3 | 2 | |
1654367685 | 1654368165 | t3_v4uyki | t5_2to41 | 4 | loreleiisaputz: TIFU by smoking too much weed during the comedown of my acid trip
So, this technically happened yesterday, but I thought Id share my story anyway.
I hadn't taken LSD in quite some time before yesterday, so I took just a sliver off of a tab. My buddies and I were going hiking in the afternoon and with t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1654367561 | 1654401047 | t3_v4ux4i | t5_2to41 | 5 | Cutecat42: TIFU by co-signing a truck and most likely getting my wages garnished
I stupidly co-signed a truck with my boyfriend at the time in 2021. We broke up not even a month after getting it, and he kept the truck. Not a single payment has been made, and they've been trying to repo it for months now, except they ca... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1654368921 | 1654460370 | t3_v4vd9j | t5_2to41 | 116 | GetSumWata: TIFU by sexting in the morning
Literally happened this morning as I (29 M) am sitting with my family post bike ride. I'm visiting them for the weekend from Colorado as they live in Illinois.
I'm casually seeing this girl back in Colorado, and she gets particularly horny in the morning which I'm all about. ... | 6 | 19.333333 | |
1654369556 | 1654370561 | t3_v4vltk | t5_2to41 | 22 | Randombeautiful: TIFU by not talking to this woman at a gas station
I was at a gas station today just getting some gas for a long trip I was about to make. While I was there I noticed this blonde woman wearing a sundress walking not too far off from me to her car. Guys, when I tell you she was the most beautiful woman ... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1654369352 | 1654370216 | t3_v4vimf | t5_2to41 | 6 | Karmaisslappingyou: TIFU by ignoring that my crush had a crush on me
Yeah, it's not today but over the past 4-5 months.
A bit context I'm how you might have guessed still in school, and a pretty average guy i would say.
But now lets start
So i always thought that she was the prettiest girl but starting at the end of t... | 3 | 2 | |
1654370277 | 1654435380 | t3_v4vyta | t5_2to41 | 3 | LeiWilliams: TIFU by leaving my dirty undies on the towel rack in the bathroom of the public house.
So context, I live in a 2 story public house and share 2 bathrooms with 13 other girls that work at the same company as me. I was so shy at first and some of them were so cold to me I never really bonded with them. Its a... | 3 | 1 | |
1654372211 | 1654382601 | t3_v4wm97 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Mission-Mud-2045: TIFU by giving a regular customer entry ban for no reason
I started working at a grocery store some days ago. For the background: im usually shy to take action, super nice to everyone and extremely terrible at coping with my mistakes.
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In comes customer i thought i regogniced from pictu... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1654372594 | 1654382906 | t3_v4wqox | t5_2to41 | 60 | DemonGodAsura: TIFU by thinking my car was stolen
I have to say, this wasn't today, but two days ago.
I (27M) finished my day and wanted to go out to a friend's house, I take my car, drive there, park nearby and walk to his house.
We talk, chill and see the Amber Heard Johnny Depp trial conclusion, so I decide to cut... | 4 | 15 | |
1654374782 | 1654383536 | t3_v4xg1x | t5_2to41 | 109 | yourdadisabean: TIFU Talks Episode #10 Got a story to share? Come and share it on TIFU Talks!
Lollooo_: Made the gif
https://imgur.com/a/ZCYNnVf
yourdadisabean: you were so close
Lollooo_: Yeah, I thought the site I was using was going to make a GIF of the full video, so I didn’t check it twice. Next time will be bet... | 6 | 18.166667 | |
1654376784 | 1654447201 | t3_v4y3lp | t5_2to41 | 51,253 | laskothrowaway: TIFU by assuming my boyfriend of 2 years was Chinese when he was Vietnamese.
I think this needs to be clarified before going into how this came to be. No our relationship didn't change and its a funny moment. This TIFU really came to be because neither of us put that much importance to our ethnic backgr... | 17 | 3,014.882353 | |
1654379603 | 1654380236 | t3_v4z00n | t5_2to41 | 20 | greenbrownsage: TIFU by spilling tea and being an ass
This just happened like 5 minutes ago and I feel so bad. I ordered tea at my favorite place that I go to all the time, but when I tried my tea, there was no sweetness at all. I payed like 8$ so obviously I'm going to ask them to add sugar to it. (Before you ask yes ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1654381953 | 1654448721 | t3_v4zrcj | t5_2to41 | 93 | bretting: TIFU by accidentally ddossing my favorite website
TIFU and my wife is mad at me:
I’ve been trying to learn programming. As such, I want to learn how to grab information from a website and turn this into useable data.
I have build a nice Python script to grab a bunch of recipes from my favorite recipe websit... | 6 | 15.5 | |
1654383881 | 1654454593 | t3_v50dz7 | t5_2to41 | 12,128 | Yikes_Brigade: TIFU by not knowing the actual lyrics to “Uptown Funk”
So I am mostly just grateful this only happened in front of a few people and not the bride and groom’s extremely Catholic families.
I was in a wedding this weekend, and a little bit into dancing, a couple of the other bridesmaids and I stepped out ... | 15 | 808.533333 | |
1654382412 | 1654385327 | t3_v4zwtt | t5_2to41 | 7 | AssociationAlone1177: tifu by almost accidently drowning
Let me start by saying this wasn't my brightest moment nor was I in the environment for this to normally happen. I was sitting there, in the natural habitat of my living room just chillin. There I was jamming master of puppets on my guitar enjoying my saturday sm... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1654376625 | 1654384763 | t3_v4y1mp | t5_2to41 | 4 | Abre-San: tifu thinking I locked the door at work
So today at work I(26M) fucked up. To start I should explain that at work I am known to frequent the bathroom as I suffer from stomach problems, so normally when I need to go I REALLY gotta go. Things have been getting better thanks to dietary changes, but today was an ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1654384771 | 1654388128 | t3_v50ny4 | t5_2to41 | 20 | ShelterHuge4097: TIFU by Getting Scammed by an Instagram Bot
I M(21) fell for an Instagram scam. This girl send she wanted to video chat and she was 20 so I was like okay I’ll do it. I tried to hide my face and wasn’t able to and this person ended up recording the webcam which had me naked on it (stupid I know) and is ... | 4 | 5 | |
1654386363 | 1654423356 | t3_v5159c | t5_2to41 | 44 | probrachi: TIFU by sending my boyfriend nudes on PS4 messages
this happened a few days ago but i just remembered it and wanted to share
so my bf and i have been playing a lot more games together since school is out. He just graduated high school, im starting my second year of college. I downloaded the ps4 message app ... | 8 | 5.5 | |
1654387213 | 1654544317 | t3_v51dub | t5_2to41 | 47 | Sam__Sparks: TIFU by calling the police mid-coitus
So my boyfriend and I are having a little super quiet (kids sleeping in the other room), yet rambunctious morning sex, and we are in sync. It’s fantastic and we are really oblivious to anything else. We are both getting there getting there getting there when we hear:
... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1654387593 | 1654388707 | t3_v51huo | t5_2to41 | 45 | dexidrone: TIFU by taking too much OTC pain medication.
A month ago, I started to experience a chronic sinus infection. Congestion, headaches, runny nose, etc. I've experienced this before so I immediately bought some 12 hour pseudoephedrine as a decongestant. But it never went away, and the pain and swelling was still... | 3 | 15 | |
1654386992 | 1654389956 | t3_v51biu | t5_2to41 | 55 | Psychomadeye: TIFU by napping after cooking dinner
It was my turn to cook and I made some tasty chili. My girlfriend is out of town so I used some dried peppers that I don't normally use because she can't handle the heat. I've started some new medication that makes me sleepy so I laid down for a nap afterwards. I got ... | 5 | 11 | |
1654391279 | 1654392997 | t3_v52kjh | t5_2to41 | 30 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #12! Got a story to share? Come and share it on TIFU talks!
yourdadisabean: Sus?
Lighteyed6: Slang from among us suspicious
yourdadisabean: Big amogus?
Lighteyed6: Big chungsus
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1654391595 | 1654393337 | t3_v52nqe | t5_2to41 | 18 | sweetlikeoleanders: TIFU By Sticking My Hand Into An Immersion Blender
Okay, I know I'm stupid for this one but hear me out.
Today I was trying to make meringue cookies, I couldn't find the whisk attachment to my stand mixer so I had decided I would try and use my immersion blender to whip the egg whites, BIG mistake.... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1654393464 | 1654402378 | t3_v536bg | t5_2to41 | 16 | JustMinusRT: TIFU by painting my nails and coming back home
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MuskyLion: Jesus, your mom has issues. I'm a straight, white, 40-something Gen-Xer and even I understand that painting nails is in vogue for men of all sexualities. Your mom needs to understand that some things that used to be counterculture are now ... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1654394038 | 1654399920 | t3_v53c0g | t5_2to41 | 140 | Rudy_Ghouliani: TIFU by thinking I might on a TV Show.
So there's a grocery store I go to across from my job that I go to basically every day. I usually just get a few things and self check out but today I had to use the cashier because I got some premade salad bowls that were on special and you have to go to them to g... | 4 | 35 | |
1654398348 | 1654450497 | t3_v54idz | t5_2to41 | 19 | Atorpy: TIFU by picking my nose
So, I recall this was about 6 years ago.
I'd always have the problem of picking my nose because for some reason I was overly congested compared to your average person. And here is where the FU begins. I could recall that something in my mouth at around 11:00 PM, when I was in my bed. I ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1654399465 | 1654440180 | t3_v54t79 | t5_2to41 | 5,283 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing the male body as well as I thought and being a complete hypocrite (f)
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RaulBataka: it's kinda fucked up how genital mutilation of babies is socially acceptable in today's society to the point that no one ever "gives it a thought" because it's been a thing done for so long. Imagin... | 20 | 264.15 | |
1654400248 | 1654525000 | t3_v550da | t5_2to41 | 7,012 | Melcat44: TIFU by having a great Pride moment, and then pushing my kid into the closet.
So I was out shopping today with my family and we saw some matching Pride month gear. My kids wanted to get it so we all picked out some clothing. So here you need a bit of backstory: one of my kids has mentioned thinking she might ... | 7 | 1,001.714286 | |
1654401179 | 1654407953 | t3_v558zn | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by spending $1k at the casino because I have a crush on the dealer
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gartereeynu: You could have a crush on me for less money. Just saying
TexMeta: I'll pay op to have a crush on me
gartereeynu: You pay me to have a crush on you and it’s a deal
MuskyLion: Getting paid by OP and this person for c... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1654400590 | 1654431750 | t3_v553mw | t5_2to41 | 67 | blunt-e: TIFU by scaring the hell out of some poor young woman in my creepg work van.
So I'm attending an out of town expo for work, and get in a day early so that we can drop off the booth stuff and set up. One of my coworkers booked us a couple of hotel rooms at this place near the convention hall downtown, and I dro... | 3 | 22.333333 | |
1654404305 | 1654405907 | t3_v5619r | t5_2to41 | 9 | SilkyBalls_ML: TIFU by incorrectly putting in my address for a package
This actually happened yesterday but it’s close enough. For some context I’m a 15 year old who has no experience with buying anything independently online because I’m a compulsive buyer when I have too much money. Due to this fact I don’t have a deb... | 3 | 3 | |
1654406509 | 1654467030 | t3_v56krp | t5_2to41 | 7 | MuskyLion: TIFU be telling my fiancee she was using me
Obligatory caveat: this took place in 2005.
My fiancee, Lauren (F20) and I (M26) took a trip to Cape Cod, MA for a few days of fun and ocean viewing. This was not an excursion to some million dollar mansion, mind you, just a couple days at B&Bs and enjoying si... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1654412874 | 1654415355 | t3_v581m3 | t5_2to41 | 135 | [deleted]: Tifu by not having sex since pre pandemic
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MuskyLion: Your actual F-up was running and not saying give me a minute and I'll be good for round 2.
EfficientHospital130: Yeah, OP panicked. Next time he needs to bust one in her mouth and have round 2 later.
MuskyLion: Literally anything but flight. Met... | 4 | 33.75 | |
1654416564 | 1654446202 | t3_v58txn | t5_2to41 | 191 | [deleted]: TIFU by adopting a new dog and not telling my partner. Our dog died 3 weeks ago from long term illness.
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[deleted]: You fucking kinda maybe suck.
Edit: Its complicated edited the comment to reflect that as its an emotionally complex situation.
Onlylovesfoodanddogs: I’m going to hell now aren’t I ?... | 10 | 19.1 | |
1654421137 | 1654424078 | t3_v59ro8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Keenhail: TIFU by rushing to my friends wedding
Obligatory I’m on mobile and that this happened last night/yesterday but I’m only just having the chance to post it this morning whilst eating breakfast… TL:DR at the bottom
My friends had invited me to their wedding last year and this weekend (today specifically [a Sund... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1654423267 | 1654423593 | t3_v5a7w7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing a dodgy wanking game
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SlowRs: Pretty sure this story of that game has been going around for years. Heard it a long time ago.
JohnnyLett: Ah was new to me when it was submitted to our podcast! Perfectly sums up being a teenage boy in the UK!
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1654425139 | 1654457576 | t3_v5amqy | t5_2to41 | 4,039 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my GF I like her curves and now she thinks I think she's fat and wants to end the relationship
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Kayback2: Yeah unless you went overboard on her voluptuous curves it sounds like 1) they were looking for an excuse 2) you probably dodged a bullet.
iguessiwillleavenow: No just said I lik... | 10 | 403.9 | |
1654431374 | 1654475865 | t3_v5c5l1 | t5_2to41 | 536 | throwaway50000000005: TIFU by letting my curiosity get the better of me and finding out I was sort of catfished.
Posting this on a throwaway because quite frankly it's insanely embarrassing and shameful & I don't really know how to feel.
So a little while ago I was Twitter mutuals with a girl who used to go by the... | 8 | 67 | |
1654430594 | 1654452210 | t3_v5bybk | t5_2to41 | 14 | Background_Track5059: TIFU by removing a whole server from the network
First of all, I have to say that this story is not new and dates back to early 2021 but it doesn't mean I didn't almost fuck up a whole million dollar corporation by a stupid mistake.
It was a normal day at work. The company was the handler of webin... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1654433207 | 1654453255 | t3_v5cnfm | t5_2to41 | 3 | jjtanglee: TIFU by exploding my load in the shed
Well, me and my bestie wanted to celebrate pride month and kiss for the first time in the shed while my parents were cooking pasta. It was amazing, and went on for hours until I got hard and precum was pouring down my leg. I asked him if we could take it a step further,... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1654434658 | 1654447062 | t3_v5d24f | t5_2to41 | 105 | Liliana_ana: TIFU by cutting my bangs
Typical story, cut my bangs, turns out ugly blah blah blah. But I still want to rant about it. (**Very** dramatic)
Anyway, a couple years ago, I decided I wanted bangs. Mostly because I kept thinking about this certain hairstyle that I saw. So y'know, I cut it myself to a length t... | 3 | 35 | |
1654437463 | 1654460445 | t3_v5dvz5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | AltAcCuzIUsedIrlName: TIFU by getting caught doing the dirty with my girlfriend in a mall fitting room
throwaway for obvious reasons
We're both 16. we're both dumb. and we both realized what we were doing was dumb far too late.
we were on a date, and at the mall there was a fitting room that had no staff watching it.... | 3 | 1 | |
1654439252 | 1654440428 | t3_v5ego3 | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: Tifu by having a wet dream on a plane
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crowleyoccultmaster: I hope you learned a very valuable lesson from this. . .that lesson being to masturbate as much as possible before boarding a plane.
Pwydde: It’s called “cleaning the pipes”
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1654440440 | 1654734812 | t3_v5euql | t5_2to41 | 62 | Gr00mpa: TIFU by getting performance anxiety on ovulation day
We’re “trying” for another child. It hasn’t been happening for a while. The day before, my wife got a painful ovulation “trigger shot” (as they’re apparently called) from the OBGYN which meant that it’s go time. This very precise window is do-or-die. We’r... | 7 | 8.857143 | |
1654443692 | 1654515317 | t3_v5fyyt | t5_2to41 | 15,861 | Snoopy---2022: TIFU by almost ruining my best friend's wedding with a pair of handcuffs
Tifu by almost ruining my best friend's wedding. My 7 yo was the ringer bearer, my 4 yo the flower girl, and i was the maid of honor. As usual we were scrambling to get ready. I had just gotten the kids dressed in their outfits and... | 12 | 1,321.75 | |
1654446286 | 1654446681 | t3_v5gv4v | t5_2to41 | -3 | jjtanglee: TIFU by letting my sister taste my cum sock
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RSCLE5: Ugh. What? This can't be for real. Disgusting and weird to the max.
Ok_Account_9094: this is actually not disgusting!! op, great job!
jjtanglee: Thanks🤤🤤 will make sure to update u.
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1654446482 | 1654470851 | t3_v5gxl1 | t5_2to41 | 2,996 | take_me_away_88: TIFU by chasing my kitties and accidentally flashing MY kitty to a security guard
Just happened about half an hour ago. TLDR at the bottom.
I think men and women alike know how liberating it is to get home from work and to be able to take off your pants and underwear and let your bits breathe. I usua... | 8 | 374.5 | |
1654447501 | 1654449167 | t3_v5h9v0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | noteedocsmith: TIFU by trying to defend a innocent driver
For context, I am quite young at the age of 13. I am writing this a few hours after the incident. Tonight, I went to buy food from a coffee shop alone a few minutes walk away from my house. There was a 2 lane road between my house and the coffee shop, which mean... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1654448227 | 1654448884 | t3_v5hii2 | t5_2to41 | 37 | GamingWithAutism: TIFU because I think I got my classmate pregnant
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DrHob0: Yeah...women sometimes have irregular periods....you used a condom. Like. What's the problem?
GamingWithAutism: That can happen?
cannabination: It happens all the time. Plus, if she's very active it's entirely likely that even if she i... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1654452448 | 1654455144 | t3_v5iyve | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Tifu by getting too high and hurting my girlfriend
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kmanthewmast: How hard did you slap her? Like enough to make a mark?
quiqtothequaq: It didn’t leave any mark, but she told me it had hurt a little.
kmanthewmast: A little bit of pain and she felt offended. Well you live and you learn. Dont torture ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1654452543 | 1654536254 | t3_v5j02s | t5_2to41 | 349 | mtgxbuster: TIFU by going through drunken camera roll
So yeah. I got pretty smashed last night after a month of not being able to. My gf(Now ex, unfortunately) and I had this thing going on where we either go to a friend's house, or get a hotel room for just one of us to indulge in debauchery since we have our young so... | 6 | 58.166667 | |
1654454026 | 1654467038 | t3_v5jik9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | EchoCyanide: TIFU by sh*tting my pants and dropping my phone in my own dookie.
Like many TIFUs, this happened years ago and only now can i share the horrors of the experience.
This happened when I lived in Miami, which is my hometown. My partner at the time used to drop me off at this intersection where the buses stop... | 3 | 3 | |
1654455730 | 1654498201 | t3_v5k3c4 | t5_2to41 | 31 | its_steggz: TIFU by getting motivated while stoned
Obligatory this happened yesterday. I guess you could say I was too busy mourning before I realized I should post here.
Yesterday I got home off work early, did my after work routine of eating, changing clothes, and smoking a bowl. After taking a few minutes to relax,... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1654456100 | 1654460921 | t3_v5k7wc | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a stupid joke and got slap by my mom in front of my daughter in a busy restaurant
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Additional_Breath_89: Honestly that joke wasn’t cool. You didn’t deserve a slap for it - but - that’s very not cool.
And joking about school shootings in front of your kid?! Wtf?!
Rakinare: Is that rea... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1654457831 | 1654458379 | t3_v5kt9v | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu by not wearing underwear to pickup Starbucks
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wildadragon: The outer doors of the elevator only close, the inner doors are the ones that move plus there are sensors so I can't see any way this is true also they don't move that fast to just yank and rip like a cartoon or old movie.
Objective-Din... | 3 | 2 | |
1654458150 | 1654459433 | t3_v5kx6r | t5_2to41 | 9 | Cheap-Suspect2644: TIFU by not living up to the hype
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DIXY_RECT: What is your game if you don’t mind me asking?
Struggle2Real: We need to know.
Any guesses reddit? I'm hoping its like......Dungeons and Dragons
DIXY_RECT: Yeah, my mans out here playing DnD with the bois instead of fucking his wife. But seriou... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1654458575 | 1654525771 | t3_v5l2aj | t5_2to41 | 49 | throwawayingcupsoft: TIFU for reporting my friend to her guidance counselor
So this senior year, my friend Jamie(18F), would come to the lunch table crying about her grades. She has been doing lately - then one time - me and my other friend Maxine(17F), saw her stabbing her finger with a pencil point. And Jamie’s face ... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1654459260 | 1654459638 | t3_v5lamu | t5_2to41 | 10 | datingfishingboy: TIFU by not talking to this cute outdoorsy girl
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Pillowtalk: Maybe she had a dirty butt hole
EarlyGoose9284: Maybe he's into that
Pillowtalk: Hope not, trying to make him feel better
| 4 | 2.5 | |
1654460678 | 1654462063 | t3_v5lrt3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by confronting my best friend in a wrong way
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DobbyFreeElf35: TIFU by posting the same exact thing three times in the span of three minutes
manar-jaafar: Lol it was frustrating, i keep forgetting to put TL;DR and TIFU so my post was getting deleted everytime, didn't think people will notice
Dob... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1654460683 | 1654462559 | t3_v5lrvj | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by confronting my best friend in a wrong way
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AlwaysBored10711: I only read the TL:DR to be fair, but if you’ve apologized and she doesn’t want to forgive you then there’s nothing you can do. You tried to make amends and she is choosing to be childish and continue avoiding you. At this point fr... | 3 | 1 | |
1654460713 | 1654462377 | t3_v5lsaa | t5_2to41 | 6 | manar-jaafar: TIFU by confronting my best friend in a wrong way
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Scared_Weekend_7979: If you apologized and explained how you feel and shes still acting the same way, I think the damage is done and it may be time to move on. Just give her space for a while and if she comes back then youll know shes over it.
... | 3 | 2 | |
1654460251 | 1654518366 | t3_v5lmoi | t5_2to41 | 14,883 | regelfolgende: TIFU by coming out of the closet, literally
Inspired by [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v550da/tifu_by_having_a_great_pride_moment_and_then/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) post earlier today.
A little background: I’m a lesbian, and was very nervous to come ou... | 10 | 1,488.3 | |
1654461805 | 1654515703 | t3_v5m5ch | t5_2to41 | 14 | EIiaaas: TIFU by making weird noises into a Walkie Talkie
So, since Saturday I am in quarantine and as I live in a group home I am only allowed to stay in my room.
To better communicate with my caregivers they have given me a walkie talkie. In case I get a panic attack and hyperventilate they have to put on a protecti... | 4 | 3.5 |
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