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1654462895 | 1654532527 | t3_v5mike | t5_2to41 | 2,450 | Cactus_souls: Tifu by opening my arms when water was dumped on me.
This happened 20 minutes ago.
I took a visit to my public pool to swim and have fun. There's a thing at my pool that dumps water on you every once in a while. There are a couple buckets that fill with water and tip over and dump a shit ton of water on y... | 6 | 408.333333 | |
1654466842 | 1654467957 | t3_v5nts2 | t5_2to41 | 20 | lLeeeon: TIFU by not appreciating my mom..
I (16m) was just playing my video games today with 3 of my friends and my mom came in. She wanted me to do this Asian thing (not sure what it’s called) where you sit under a blanket and breathe in fumes from some sort of concoction.
I, being my stupid self got frustrated simpl... | 4 | 5 | |
1654466991 | 1654484844 | t3_v5nvia | t5_2to41 | 140 | cashvamp: TIFU by using seasonally flavored lube
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laurabun136: So you got dominated by the gingerbread man.
cashvamp: Consider my senses fully overpowered, yes. And to boot: he made everything all sticky.
laurabun136: A personal question and of course you don't have to answer: how did you get into your line o... | 6 | 23.333333 | |
1654468256 | 1654526754 | t3_v5oat6 | t5_2to41 | 2,727 | cloudyeonies: TIFU by playing Cards Against Humanity with new friends
For context, I am a 19 year old college student, and this took place in our dorm lounge with 3 other people who knew each other very well. I was recently introduced to their group and we all agreed to play a few rounds of Cards Against Humanity after... | 7 | 389.571429 | |
1654468770 | 1654470531 | t3_v5ogun | t5_2to41 | 17 | Abroad-Civil: TIFU by re-meeting my childhood sweetheart while currently having a girlfriend
First of all, I must say this mostly happened last week however is an ongoing problem. The childhood sweetheart in question is a girl who I knew when I was young. Her family and mine were always incredibly close however my fami... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1654469557 | 1654473642 | t3_v5oqal | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: Tifu by wearing lifts
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asakmotsd: Meh - wait until your spine starts shrinking. I was embarrassed to be 5’8”. I would tell people I was 5’9”. Suddenly, I’m 5’7”.
It is what it is.
wiedmaier: I know that pain! I was 6’9” in high school, but I’m down to 6’8” now.
| 3 | 5.333333 | |
1654471143 | 1654548737 | t3_v5p8hz | t5_2to41 | 2,582 | thegalorian: TIFU by unknowingly calling a movie “mediocre” outside the writer/director’s apartment window
This just happened.
I was walking around the neighborhood with my friend and gf. One of the apartments we passed had a window (first floor) with a series of random movies and magazines lined up in front of the cu... | 11 | 234.727273 | |
1654474314 | 1654489927 | t3_v5q7se | t5_2to41 | 40 | AUR1994: TIFU by failing to properly rescue caught mouse.
I was home alone this weekend and we have one mouse in the kitchen. I know there's never only just one but I've seen no evidence of more and I know how this little guy got in but I sealed the entrance immediately after so no more got in.
We had a mini problem w... | 5 | 8 | |
1654476229 | 1654500896 | t3_v5qs7m | t5_2to41 | 1,820 | hamachihamachi1: TIFU By Scaring My Daughter For Life
Obligatory: English is my first language so feel free to microcomb. On mobile so excuse formatting, and this happened about an hour ago.
So.
My daughter whom is approaching her second birthday, has had a complete obsession with cows for the last 3 months. Having... | 8 | 227.5 | |
1654476676 | 1654562210 | t3_v5qwzd | t5_2to41 | 22,238 | thr0waway1257: TIFU by asking my roommate for sex randomly
(this story isn't really funny or extraordinary, it's more just pathetic. i don't recommend reading it.)
Alright, this happened yesterday, and I've been cringing so hard thinking about it that it's tough to focus on anything else, and I just want to write it a... | 14 | 1,588.428571 | |
1654478154 | 1654479987 | t3_v5rd3w | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by screenshotting an inappropriate pic of my ex and my gf saw
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Cari72688: There’s a couple things here that stand out. The first being, why is she going through your phone? I have been with my husband for 17 years and never once felt the urge to go through his phone, nor have I, and Vice versa.... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1654480899 | 1654495063 | t3_v5s67j | t5_2to41 | 9 | Big_Thonk_69: TIFU by losing my grandmas necklace that was given to me when she died
So i was drinking with friends since schools ended here and i come home the day after to feel that the silver cross necklace (that was given to my grandma in around 1950) was not around my neck anymore. I am so goddamn stressed about l... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1654482602 | 1654532015 | t3_v5soew | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by not wearing a condom with a girl who I met on tinder.
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MuskyLion: Yeah. You are obligated to let her know you have an STI. It's assault if you do otherwise.
Cerbera_666: At one point says she has an STD he doesn't know about, and then says he has one himself?! 🤦
MuskyLion: I thought that wa... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1654481221 | 1654503036 | t3_v5s9ns | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching my neighbors shoot fireworks
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WalterWhiteBeans: Fuck it, light off your own fireworks this year
gotterfly: Throw a party, invite them over and tell them to bring the fireworks.
| 3 | 3 | |
1654483453 | 1654490625 | t3_v5sxcu | t5_2to41 | 141 | tacotackler00: TIFU by telling my bosses husband about her affair
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DJ__Hanzel: Break up that chunk of text.
I will not read this, and I want to.
TheGoodSquirt: Get off your high horse and just fucking read it
DJ__Hanzel: It's reddit - formatting matters.
They're 24; they should know how to format a post.
The... | 7 | 20.142857 | |
1654485616 | 1654501237 | t3_v5tjdl | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking the bedskirt
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My_Cat_Louie: What hotel and where at????
Inuyasha-rules: Bed bugs are pretty common in hotels, and hard to get rid of. Luckily I've never had to deal with them first hand, but cheaper hotels seem to get them the worst, because cheap people tend to be "dirtier".
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1654488117 | 1654492159 | t3_v5u8gn | t5_2to41 | 68 | SixSeasons_AMovie: TIFU by being sexually confused, coming out and then realising that I am in fact straight.
So this happened a while back.
When I was young and in my teens, I was constantly bullied, called "gay" as a derogatory term along with way worse comments for not really being a manly man. I like ABBA, Musica... | 4 | 17 | |
1654488897 | 1654519270 | t3_v5ufzf | t5_2to41 | 25 | Complete-Cat2145: TIFU by giving my dog multiple pieces of my porkchop thinking i was slick for getting out of dinner
So today, at dinner, my parents were outside talking like they usually do and i was sitting in my living room with my dog, Jed, (a golden retriever German shepherd mix) and tonight i didnt feel like eat... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1654490657 | 1654564709 | t3_v5uwit | t5_2to41 | 28 | CaffeinatedHBIC: TIFU by *not* Crepe-Murdering my Crepe Myrtle
This FU is 6 years in the making, but I only really came to realize how serious this was yesterday.
When my husband and I bought our home in 2016, it came with a few rose bushes, shrubs, and small trees in the front yard. Notably, smack dab in front of ... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1654488932 | 1654496290 | t3_v5ugbo | t5_2to41 | 5 | TifuTattooThrowaway: TIFU by Rickrolling myself
The fuck up happened yesterday, when I had a night out with my friends. It's been almost a half a year since I've had a real night out due to having a child (her name is Vera!) and supporting my wife, who had to briefly undergo chemo for breast cancer. But yesterday night... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1654491861 | 1654544084 | t3_v5v7nw | t5_2to41 | 8 | Reasonable-Site4547: TIFU by making my dad cry
I was reading fiction on the living room couch until my dad is walking towards me with an upset or annoyed gaze. He lets out a huge sigh, shakes his head and touches his face while sitting to the far left of the couch. I minded my own business while he sat watching tv when... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1654494434 | 1654531145 | t3_v5vu5o | t5_2to41 | 423 | Roscoe_P_Trolltrain: TIFU by having the radiant ceiling heat on max for 6 years.
I always just assumed the thermostats didn't work. It's an older building and I thought they weren't hooked up. I want to say that our building inspector told us they weren't connected when we were buying the place, but I don't know.
I re... | 8 | 52.875 | |
1654495982 | 1654542919 | t3_v5w7zr | t5_2to41 | 21 | Linkyland: TIFU by telling my manager I was worried about my co-worker
I have been working from home for the last 6 months but we are due to go back into the office 2 days a week from this week.
The people I work with are all over the country but there are 2 in my state. One of them, a woman in her 30s I'll call Nanc... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1654505375 | 1654589528 | t3_v5yckd | t5_2to41 | 5,142 | Organic_Bend6875: TIFU by leaving my toddler in the car in an airport parking lot
My wife and I are both thankful that it ended better than it could've, and that we can laugh about it now.
We've been saving for years to go vacation to Ireland. Finally, we had enough money, and cue the panic. My wife is the only one am... | 11 | 467.454545 | |
1654511359 | 1654527486 | t3_v5zwbo | t5_2to41 | 7 | Padi303: TIFU by watching Stranger Things with my gf
I'm living together with my gf of one year. I am 28 and she is 27 (because i think this might be relevant later).
She already told me a while ago that she can't watch horror movies with psycho elements because she's scared and doesn't sleep well after watching thes... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1654516728 | 1654532481 | t3_v61ukj | t5_2to41 | 14 | Tomato_Shelf: TIFU by sleeping
My mom ordered food and it was already paid and she told me to get it once the delivery came. I have just gotten back from school and I'm very sleepy because I was up last night doing homework. I tried to stay awake but I just couldn't so I just took a quick nap. But when I woke up it wa... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1654515260 | 1654520450 | t3_v61evc | t5_2to41 | 158 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking the bedskirt
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SockpuppetPseudonym2: Unrelated to bug infestations but a bedskirt is called a ‘valance’. You are now required to use this word in at least two separate conversations today.
mckoul: I thought a valance was the top mini curtain that goes over the big curtain?
Edit:... | 4 | 39.5 | |
1654518455 | 1654520024 | t3_v62dk6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by wearing speedo's to the beach
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AccurateInterview586: It’s not possible to get a boner in Speedos, is it? Don’t they cut off the blood supply??!?? LOL
rheynotryan: bald
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1654519612 | 1654521903 | t3_v62qgi | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk and lying
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Mr_Biro: Aaand why did you post a story if you were not supposed to be there in the first place xD
VintageOG: The sub is todayifuckedup.
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1654525126 | 1654532438 | t3_v64lb0 | t5_2to41 | 717 | [deleted]: TIFU by just noticing that I'm a horrible person with zero to no empathy for others.
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Deep-Tax6509: This seems more like a confession than a fuck up
McJock: r/IATA
Sad-Ad-6147: OP already knows that they are one.
__Jaume: That's why McJock used r/IATA and not r/AITA
Sad-Ad-6147: I just saw the diffe... | 7 | 102.428571 | |
1654526105 | 1654526642 | t3_v64y3n | t5_2to41 | 13 | Ash---: TIFU by threatening to hit my partner.
Okay so it didn't happen today it happened last week but it's been living rent free in my head. My partner and I visited a sweet shop as we were heading home from a walk around town because he's a type 1 diabetic and he needed a little sugar and I wanted to treat him to so... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1654526479 | 1654527895 | t3_v652zi | t5_2to41 | 22 | PeePeeTIFU: TIFU I (42m) tried to visit a girl (28f) before a Saturday Shift.
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Ultimatelee: I mean her neighbour sounds like a legend to me. If I saw a random guy climbing up a tree into a fellow neighbours window, especially a womans window, I’d be freaking out too.
midnighttoker98: No shit. I'd have pointed... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1654529502 | 1654547049 | t3_v666qy | t5_2to41 | 108 | Entire-Mixture1093: TIFU by cleaning my house (updates coming soon)
DISCLAIMER: English is not my first languageOTHER DISCLAIMER: throwaway account for obvious reasonsLAST DISCLAIMER: for legal reasons, if need be, this is a fictional story.UNRELATED COMMENT TO THE PREVIOUS LINE: I wish it were.
WHY DID I WRITE THIS: ... | 6 | 18 | |
1654530629 | 1654553701 | t3_v66ln4 | t5_2to41 | 59 | bateen618: TIFU by making my friend think I have feelings for her
I'm on mobile and English isn't my first language so forgive the formatting and any grammer errors.
Okay, so like many TIFUs this didn't happen today, it happened 4 years ago.

Some background:

This all happened when I was in 11th grade... | 5 | 11.8 | |
1654531392 | 1654541939 | t3_v66vzz | t5_2to41 | 59,755 | No_Advantage_8335: TIFU by letting my boyfriend eat my ass.
So my boyfriend kept telling me how excited he gets when thinking about eating ass.
I’ve always been against it but his constant repetition got me wondering what it would feel like so we decided to give it a go.
During foreplay he asked me again if he could ... | 15 | 3,983.666667 | |
1654533940 | 1654601355 | t3_v67u4r | t5_2to41 | 374 | thr0wawayy3232: TIFU by wearing a thong
This happened about 12 years ago when I was in my early 20s. Went to a music festival with some friends and we spent the long weekend dancing to live music, and taking lots of recreational drugs.
On the second day of the festival, we started early with the whiskey and kept on i... | 8 | 46.75 | |
1654533758 | 1654534810 | t3_v67rpu | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by being honest at work.
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MagicToolbox: Any boss worth the title should know that someone who claims 100% certainty in a successful solution has not thought through all the possible problems.
An employee who is questioning knows that they CAN'T possibly know all the edge cases. That's why test... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1654534763 | 1654606763 | t3_v6855x | t5_2to41 | 1,686 | [deleted]: tIFU by washing out a sex toy in the kitchen sink as a blind man
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jello-kittu: Time to buy a weird gadget that could possibly explain the sponge. Hydroponics?
theCase99: Soldering iron, those often have sponges.
jello-kittu: Soldering may be one of those activities the mother of a blind man may be h... | 7 | 240.857143 | |
1654534523 | 1654538761 | t3_v68230 | t5_2to41 | 83 | whiz_on_me: TIFU By almost outing myself to some contractors.
Not today, but some time ago. Reminded of it by another subreddit.
I was living in Indy working for a company that required me to travel to different locations across North America, one project had me in Gastonia, NC alone for 3 weeks. I had family about 1.... | 3 | 27.666667 | |
1654536288 | 1654574501 | t3_v68pva | t5_2to41 | 72 | Pachycephalosaur_: Tifu I adopted a cat
So there's this tom cat in my neighborhood who got another car pregnant. She had kittens and one of my kind neighbors is currently fostering all 7 of them. This neighbor who I'll call "A" made a post asking if the father cat was anyone's. I read a comment on A's post that said he... | 4 | 18 | |
1654539457 | 1654748243 | t3_v69wss | t5_2to41 | 153 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my husband buy a motorcycle
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Officer445: What kind of bike was this? Do you have pictures?
giiesouza: Yep, got you a pic
https://ibb.co/8PqHLjf
monkeyboys45: That is not a little mini motorcycle. That thing is a fast death trap.
giiesouza: Its not, it doesnt have a motor. Its defini... | 13 | 11.769231 | |
1654539978 | 1654549301 | t3_v6a3me | t5_2to41 | 672 | Apina2001: TIFU by cutting my girlfriend's tulip
My GF has been nagging for a while about the weeds around her tulips. Finally I managed to borrow a string trimmer from my dad and went out to test it. It worked well - actually too well as I accidentally cut one of the tulips. I panicked a little. Should I tell? She wou... | 5 | 134.4 | |
1654539725 | 1654541086 | t3_v6a0cz | t5_2to41 | 22 | Fragrant-Advice-879: TIFU by disappointing my (maybe) future boss
!Obligatory happened a few years ago!
English is my third language, so please bear with all of the potential mistakes that I'm about to make.
So, I (m,14 at the time) had an unpaid internship at a toyota dealership. It was a school related thing, so th... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1654540541 | 1654643816 | t3_v6aau6 | t5_2to41 | 25 | ImAFurryLOLOL: TIFU By Buying a Stolen Phone off of Ebay.
So, I'm 16, and I work on tech stuff. I work on mainly phones and laptops, sometimes other stuff. Anyways, back in December I saw an iPhone 11 for sale on ebay with a broken screen. I decided what the hell and bought it for $85 USD. I get it and the first red fl... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1654540722 | 1654541540 | t3_v6ad6g | t5_2to41 | 20 | qndry: TIFU by drunkenly opening up to my crush via text
It was yesterday that I was at her graduation party, the girl that I have been crushing over a bit for the last couple of years. We have known eachother for about 4 years, an on and off type of relationship. I've always been interested in her, but not really been... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1654540701 | 1654541755 | t3_v6acws | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by assuming 2 same age female friends were mother/daughter
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Shinrahunter: I would have told her straight up that I thought she was older. She's already being pissy about it anyway. Then check their ID'S for the extra fuck of it.
petitebeurre4: She was nice pissy. It was like she was feeling so ... | 4 | 5 | |
1654542676 | 1654559165 | t3_v6b3uq | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a stranger take my virginity without condom and I'm having panic attacks of possible HIV infection
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SirzechsLucifer: This is probably bait but I'll play along just in case it isnt
Homosexuals starting HIV was never true. That was something, that, was flat out fabricated. There is z... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1654542718 | 1654626567 | t3_v6b4ea | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU for not going to my moms wedding and ruining her day
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JumpinJackTrash42: Your mom sounds like a narcissistic twat. You could have told her you weren't going but honestly who gives a fuck. You told your aunt. It's not like she was in the dark about it. The thing that most concerns me is the inci... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1654543175 | 1654580344 | t3_v6bafd | t5_2to41 | 125 | estebanmozz: TIFU encouraging my GF to use reddit
This happened last night. My GF is new around reddit (if you're reading this, *hi honey*) and she knows I'm a big fan of this website. So, we're at home chilling when she created an account and starting browse across the main page, as I was talking about the great artic... | 4 | 31.25 | |
1654544649 | 1654548443 | t3_v6btzo | t5_2to41 | 25 | darryshan: TIFU by ordering pizza
To preface this story: I'm Jewish. I'm not *very* observant, but I like to avoid non-kosher categories of food. I still eat meat that isn't kosher slaughtered because my 500k+ city has a population of about 1,000 Jews in total and eating fully kosher would be an ordeal my poor ass can'... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1654546169 | 1654552997 | t3_v6ce6w | t5_2to41 | 27 | onemorestripe: TIFU by taking my shirt off in the locker room
I recently started training in Brazilian jiu-jitsu. It's amazing. So after months of drilling and live rolling, I earned a stripe. My coach wrapped the tape around my white belt and the rest of the team began calling me a "one-stripe wonder" which was also a... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1654550095 | 1654602270 | t3_v6dvb0 | t5_2to41 | 131 | GoLoco511: TIFU by insisting my favorite Simpson is Graggle
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Samasher17: You spent longer on this than is healthy.
b_ootay_ful: [https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu\_by\_enraging\_the\_parents\_of\_my\_girlfriend\_by/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of... | 3 | 43.666667 | |
1654550764 | 1654625029 | t3_v6e46y | t5_2to41 | 7 | lunarstardust16: TIFU by accidentally making toxic gas at work
So I work at a dog rescue which means a good part of my job is cleaning. I clean kennels, yards, dishes etc.
Today I wasn’t on my A game because I didn’t sleep well last night and I had a pounding headache. When I came in 3 dogs had pooped in their kennels.... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1654551195 | 1654554703 | t3_v6e9wu | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by dumping the best boyfriend I ever had.
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craftminer49er: Sounds like he dodged a serious bullet. Politics is cool and all but it’s not a real problem anyone needs to worry about, and donating money to those laundering schemes is a serious red flag. The covid stuff is up to whoever’s personal ... | 9 | 0.777778 | |
1654551488 | 1654552536 | t3_v6edo9 | t5_2to41 | 35 | aclaybro: TIFU by getting stuck in handcuffs with company over
This actually happened some time ago, but I remembered it recently and wanted to share as I found it amusing then, and still do now.
Anyways, I was at my girlfriend’s (at the time) place and we were pretty active and explorative sexually. We recently made... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1654551975 | 1654554404 | t3_v6ek6x | t5_2to41 | 6 | ashey218: TIFU by over estimating my bladder before the most important exam of my life.
For context I am a year 12 student in the UK doing my GCSE exams,I am going to have to do six exams over the course of this month, five of which i am not worried about, but the one and only exam I was worrying about was today
Due ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1654554073 | 1654556386 | t3_v6fcga | t5_2to41 | 22 | jamesuss: TIFU by leaving my wallet at work
Obligatory: this actually happened last Friday.
I was getting off of work early so naturally I left in a good mood. All was going well and traffic was unbelievably light for 3:30pm in the DFW area. I decided that since I was in such a good mood, I'd stop and get some CBD pro... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1654554970 | 1654564014 | t3_v6fo7l | t5_2to41 | 2 | Hottakechristian: TIFU by watching a video about a pastor confessing to adultery
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Rob_AMG: Are you referring to the pastor who admitted to committing adultery but in fact groomed and raped an underaged girl? Because that's something else entirely.
Junior-Frosting-9485: Not defending him but she wasn’t technica... | 7 | 0.285714 | |
1654554905 | 1654564963 | t3_v6fndd | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realizing my air conditioner was broken for a month
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builtbybama_rolltide: We live in Tennessee. Fortunately, I spent so much time in Alaska as soon as it hits 70 I’m ready for AC. Ours went out the Wednesday before Easter when it was nearly 90 outside. Got a new one installed on Good ... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1654555204 | 1654555944 | t3_v6fr86 | t5_2to41 | 11 | aurel4820: TIFU (may have FU’d) by telling my ex gf how much it hurts not to hear from her
Reconnected with my ex-gf after 8+ years earlier this year. We ended things in high school due to her moving out of state and things just didn’t feel right after a while. We both agreed it was the best and that it wasn’t a bad ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1654556172 | 1654559348 | t3_v6g3b4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | animekyarakuta: TIFU by bringing my girlfriend home.
It seems kinda dumb when you read the title , but it was a real fuck up. And it was also my fault , I knew of the possible consequences because my family isn't the best.
Me (15M) and my gf (15F) started dating little time ago (1-2 months) , we thought it would be a ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1654556679 | 1654642595 | t3_v6g9p5 | t5_2to41 | 15 | overwhelmed_whale: TIFU by making my mom cry
ps: typing on phone so ignore any minor mistakes please and thank you
I’m currently sitting on my bed, unsure of what to do with myself. I’m sure I’ve made my mom cry before but I’ve never witnessed it and it’s breaking my heart. I, (F18) am a senior in highschool and am cu... | 3 | 5 | |
1654557300 | 1654564742 | t3_v6gh5w | t5_2to41 | 67 | imperfect_pringles: tifu by trying to pay for sex
Ok so this happened yesterday. Ive been talking to a girl for a month now with no real conviction so I've been getting somewhat detached from the relationship. We haven't even gone on our first date yet! Granted she lives a little over an hour away so to some degree I u... | 6 | 11.166667 | |
1654558552 | 1654642094 | t3_v6gwhd | t5_2to41 | 4 | Silent_Fan2254: TIFU by flashing the plumber
So this happened yesterday. I am usually a heavy sleeper once I get into REM sleep. Like nothing can wake me up aside from physical force usually. My bf and I have been having issues with our downstairs toilet for a week. We contacted the leasing office and I was told yeste... | 4 | 1 | |
1654557563 | 1654593530 | t3_v6gkhl | t5_2to41 | 16 | ExtremelyLoew172: TIFU by benching after I went to the bathroom
Happened like an hour ago help
So, while I live out in practically the middle of nowhere there's a nearby town about 10-15 minutes away that has a rec center and is where I go to school as well. The rec is pretty small because its on the second floor of a... | 4 | 4 | |
1654561338 | 1654564822 | t3_v6ht9c | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing pink to a job interview
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MuskyLion: What sort of job was this? Why in God's holy name did they want you to take off your shirt?
ValPrism: Because it was $3 which means it’s too big so you can’t take it off without baring breasts! My god man, can’t you read!?!?!?
MuskyLion: I humbly a... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1654561773 | 1654563709 | t3_v6hy3e | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with my moms friend/neighbor
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Comet7777: Your level of anxiety over all of this is unfounded dude
burner1852: u don’t have my parents. i’m literally moving out to have some security
Comet7777: Think it through, they find out - what’s the worst that happens? And honestly hiding it fr... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1654562063 | 1654683603 | t3_v6i1d0 | t5_2to41 | 17 | bjpmbw: TIFU by blowing an airhorn as a prank at a coworker at the end of a medical emergency
So I work at an elementary school, and the people who work in my office are very cool. One of the secretaries and I have had a prank thing where we like to scare each other with loud noises. It’s just an ongoing funny thing ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1654562546 | 1654606919 | t3_v6i6z7 | t5_2to41 | 159 | rafaelmarques7: TIFU by saying I never met a Jewish person.
So, please tell me if I did anything wrong.
I matched with a girl on tinder, and we started chatting. At some point I noticed her bio said “EN/HE”, so I asked her was the HE stand for, as I didn’t know.
She replied it stands for Hebrew.
To which I then repli... | 6 | 26.5 | |
1654562922 | 1654596495 | t3_v6ib7c | t5_2to41 | 61 | Fit_Ad_7681: TIFU: I almost failed my physics final because of a sandwich
Obligatory this happened about 5.5 yrs ago when I was a sophomore in college (god I'm getting old). Additionally, first time posting here, so go easy on me.
So towards the end of my fall semester, it was everyone's favorite time, finals week. I... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1654563314 | 1654631435 | t3_v6ifof | t5_2to41 | 7,966 | Shrekthrowaway59688: TIFU by playing Allstar
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Lyran99: My girlfriend’s cumming and she don’t stop cumming
WastingTimeIGuess: So much to do, so much to see!
So what’s wrong with taking the back street?
masstransience: You’ll never know if you don’t go
You’ll never shine if you don’t glow.
BmMjO: Hey now, you'r... | 17 | 468.588235 | |
1654566547 | 1654567224 | t3_v6jhay | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU
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BriRun1: I’ve been eating edibles for many years and I never experienced a high like that. Good luck with your “recovery”.
Filthy_Kate: That’s because you’re smart!
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1654567857 | 1654569604 | t3_v6jwu2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with a friend's Goddaughter
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MuskyLion: Congratulations on sexually harassing your former lady friend! It could've been an Alaskan king bed and your actions still would've been FUBAR. And don't lump us in with you as far as being able to control our sexual urges, man.
Unpopular_Co... | 4 | 2 | |
1654568201 | 1654572542 | t3_v6k0z4 | t5_2to41 | 32 | soyaoiyaktskgsmgsmv: TIFU by saving my Reddit password
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gfunk84: Why would you have a “family” iCloud account when Apple supports up to 6 people in a family sharing purchases etc. while maintaining their own separate accounts?
soyaoiyaktskgsmgsmv: I don’t know
| 3 | 10.666667 | |
1654573440 | 1654638682 | t3_v6lnw7 | t5_2to41 | 23 | djekp: TIFU by getting baked at a family dinner and slapping my wife's sister's ass
Buckle up, this ones a doozy. I'm so fucking screwed and this sucks so damn much. I will omit much personally identifying information for the sake of those involved.
Also using a throwaway for obvious reasons.
It all started last nig... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1654573653 | 1654612001 | t3_v6lq52 | t5_2to41 | 108 | throwawaysofc: TIFU by using tampons wrong for 6+ months
just to preface i’m VERY VERY new to reddit. as in i made an account to do this confession bc i had nobody to tell. i apologize if i break any rules. so this was 2 days ago. i was using tampons because i worked up the courage to use them in december and haven’t g... | 4 | 27 | |
1654574391 | 1654586593 | t3_v6lxzt | t5_2to41 | 184 | spongelet: TIFU by consuming an energy drink
I like energy drinks and I'm no stranger to them. My caffeine addiction began in high school with Mountain Dew, the gateway drug to the caffeine world. I would have snorted it if I found that more effective, but no, it just kinda burns. I've done things I'm not proud of. I'v... | 5 | 36.8 | |
1654577137 | 1654579922 | t3_v6mqhr | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting a TIFU
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HyperCasualListener: Hopefully she doesn’t see this post?
No_Advantage_8335: Oh my gosh.
Hi sis, if you see this, I love you ❤️ and I’m sorry I didn’t tell you earlier. Hopefully you only learn the good things from me, maybe take some lessons from from my mistakes and don’t ... | 5 | 3 | |
1654578470 | 1654579223 | t3_v6n44a | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by interacting with a homeless crackhead and almost getting jumped(?)
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MuskyLion: A group of 5 or 6 crackheads is a formidable opponent.
PresentExtension7453: That is true but hear me out…I can prolly outrun them. Realistically none of them have good legs
MuskyLion: Yeah, but they got that $20 ... | 5 | 0 | |
1654579862 | 1654585926 | t3_v6nhwo | t5_2to41 | 49 | NotThisAgain-10: TIFU By Getting Fired From A Job I Just Started
TIFU By getting fired from a sales job I just started on May 26. I was suspect from the beginning because I wasn’t offered a contract right away until I pressed for something in writing and got it. I was not going to share personal data until I received... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1654581356 | 1654585446 | t3_v6nvwb | t5_2to41 | 8 | drpeppermistake: TIFU having an IT issue
I work for a very large company, in an engineering role. I logged onto my work PC yesterday morning when I got into work.
I noticed all my desktop files were missing and I kept getting a notification that my PC was quarantined from syncing to the system. I did update my password... | 4 | 2 | |
1654584928 | 1654617344 | t3_v6ou36 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: tifu
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slarti54: Who says proofreading is a dead skill.
throwaway123452324: i was high as a kite when i wrote this. im going to delete this one because i wrote a better version i actually proof read lmfaooo
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1654586242 | 1655133198 | t3_v6p6m2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | throwaway123452324: tifu but accidentally showing my coworker a dong print pic
so to put into perspective im guy and my coworker is also a dude. so i was trying to show him a video of a time where i was super lit like having fun basically. so i was looking through my snapchat memories, but it also happened to be my, my... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1654586751 | 1654612301 | t3_v6pbc8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | omkarislegend: TIFU for having a crush
TIFU So as a 16 year old i always liked a girl in my school
(for privacy reason no real name)
but things were going right
I almost told her about my feelings
But way back 3 years ago at the mid of the semester. I told my friend about ky feeling for her well friends are jerks u... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1654590004 | 1654594223 | t3_v6q3nh | t5_2to41 | 9 | Womenmean: TIFU by thinking women were worthy of respect
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ttystikk: Yup, heavy incel vibes.
No wonder you couldn't get laid with a paver.
EfficientHospital130: I'm getting major simp and white knighting vibes
.
Pondnymph: Ah, the impotent attempt at discouraging treating women like human beings. Those words ... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1654590775 | 1654603756 | t3_v6qa5n | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my mom cry and slam her door because I said she loves my sister more than me and she’s a liar
I could be wrong but I think my parents prefer my younger sister (18F) to me. Full disclosure I have posted this on relationship advice but that thread never gets replies and I would truly like outsi... | 6 | 0.166667 | |
1654591992 | 1654596012 | t3_v6qk37 | t5_2to41 | 54 | TIFUrmom: TIFU by causing a dangerous rockslide and destroying my customer's boat
Now, full disclaimer, part of this fuck-up is on my employer and customer, but the awful taste isn't what I'm posting about here, just my awful execution.
With that aside, let's get to the story. I (20M) work for a landscaping company, ... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1654593033 | 1654694002 | t3_v6qt73 | t5_2to41 | 5,213 | JapaneseRomeo29: TIFU by falling in love with my hook-up
So I'm an average 29 year old guy and I had been in a relationship with the love of my life (or at least I thought she was) for a few months. After getting dumped by my girlfriend 'cause of her psychological issues and struggling with some mild depression for abo... | 13 | 401 | |
1654595179 | 1654596132 | t3_v6rblt | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by writing a fanfiction of me brutally murdering someone
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Geminizoner: This is a perfectly fine example of ‘I fucked up’ without you saying you could potentially have mental health issues and that’s why you might have done it.
Don’t see why you would ‘blame’ it on that rather than just saying ... | 3 | 4 | |
1654598093 | 1654635129 | t3_v6s1tx | t5_2to41 | 750 | ChayhaS: TIFU by making blondies for my boyfriend
As this f up happened at midnight I'm going to still count it as today's f up.
My boyfriend has weird eating patterns sometimes and has like one or two days in a month were he will eat like he's a growing teenager again - nothings safe! I'd already made us our meal an... | 8 | 93.75 | |
1654600231 | 1654605835 | t3_v6sml9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking that almost 10 years difference are okay
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Many_Fix3167: My ex was younger than me. Was never a problem. But to each their own.
twotall88: I see he is your ex.
Many_Fix3167: Ya but it wasn't age that broke us up. It was sex..lol We are still good friends though
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1654600459 | 1654623969 | t3_v6sozv | t5_2to41 | 18,290 | ThatPolicy8495: TIFU by leaving class to get a BJ
\--2 years ago--
Background: I met my girlfriend at the time in college - we had a class together and sat next to each other. After texting about the homework every night we realized we really liked each other. One thing lead to another and by the middle of the semeste... | 12 | 1,524.166667 | |
1654600920 | 1654637433 | t3_v6stjv | t5_2to41 | 12 | laurenoranges: TIFU by thinking I had been overcharged for a coffee
TIFU by thinking I was overcharged for a coffee.
So, at my work, we have an on-site coffee shop. I was feeling really tired and drained, so decided to wander off and get some energy back. I bought some chocolate for £2 and then a coffee for £3.05. As... | 4 | 3 | |
1654606900 | 1654607149 | t3_v6ux34 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to a guy about balls
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Anotherdude342: This is a fuck up? I wanna see some life ruining stuff, this is just normal conversation.
DoughnutDonator: Exactly
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1654607117 | 1654639816 | t3_v6v09f | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a random girls house at 3am to pick up weed
So this happened this weekend and I still can't believe I did this after getting drunk with friends. Sorry formatting. I'm on my cellphone.
I'll preface this story by saying that when I drink all I want to do is get late night food, go home and sm... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1654604950 | 1654615480 | t3_v6u7k9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | comingforyourpickle: Tifu by moving out when I was 17 and having no clue how it works.
Any help will be massively appreciated , you might save me a law suit :)
Quick background my flatmate is a narcissist and has tried to get any money she can off me always ! Never pays me back. And my landlord never kept in touch wi... | 4 | 1 | |
1654610519 | 1654619536 | t3_v6wfhu | t5_2to41 | 8 | Riskydategirl: TIFU by pursuing a woman who wants to date multiple guys
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My_Cat_Louie: This is sketchy af dude. I'm a woman, I am telling you to RUN. Polyamorous relationships are fine, but this does NOT sound like she is poly. Sounds more like she wants the perks of multiple guys taking her on dates and buyin... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1654614851 | 1654619307 | t3_v6yew8 | t5_2to41 | 221 | masterklass: TIFU By surfing reddit with my family! 🤦🏾♂️
This happened last night. Laying in the bed chilling with my wife and our 2 kids (girl 12 and boy 7). My son was on his tablet next to me not really paying attention. To kill time I whip open reddit to find something funny to laugh at.
My son is now paying at... | 6 | 36.833333 | |
1654618366 | 1654619029 | t3_v701ha | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating before bed
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KcocNoisnetxeGib: Im laughing at work. I’m a POS. And I’m sorry.
zed_christopher: Fuck it’s deleted! What was the story??
Mental_Spare9324: This happened last night and I know it's no big deal but
it's going to haunt me for a little while.
My wife and I usually go to... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1654618302 | 1654619101 | t3_v700do | t5_2to41 | 4 | bandwannadate: TIFU by starting a band for the wrong reasons
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Chris33729: Nickelback? Is that you??
SalleighG: Might be William Shatner.
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