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1654593760 | 1654634845 | t3_v6qzbj | t5_2to41 | 22 | InitiativeExcellent: TIFU by shooing a bee away while bicycling
Second try, as I'm new to this channel and forgot to include the TL at the end.
Okay to be honest, it was not today, more two years back. But I just got reminded about it by another discussion and it just fits to much in here to not share the story.
I... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1654618871 | 1654624375 | t3_v70a5d | t5_2to41 | 4 | TwoXBadgirl: TIFU by being a lonely single male
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Pvt__Snowball: I mean you have some fair points. A lot of women won’t know what that’s like. I was starting to get to that point in my life but then I pushed myself out of my comfort zone and started going on dates and now I have a girlfriend whom I’ve been with... | 4 | 1 | |
1654619165 | 1655065094 | t3_v70f35 | t5_2to41 | 33 | mightregretreddit: TIFU by hating armpits
Today I (17m) fucked up by hating armpits.
This is kind of hard to explain so I’m just going to get straight into it and try to word it the best I can.
Today, me and my (17f) friend were hanging out at her house, we were watching tiktok on her phone and a tiktok of a woman ... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1654619456 | 1654620750 | t3_v70k5n | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by sexing my sex with my sexy sexer.
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Dan13701: What did I just read?
CamoTuxedo88: A poorly written attempt at sarcastic humor.
I could only hang until the second paragraph before bailing and downvoting.
That was awful
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1654619858 | 1654665939 | t3_v70qxl | t5_2to41 | 237 | TwoXBadgirl: TIFU by struggling with issues that other men apparently don’t deal with
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wrmbrn: You’ll never get a woman with that attitude
MaximumEngineering8: Reddit: bring your wounds -- we'll provide the salt!
Aversavernus: No there's a point. Sure, women tend to be caregivers, but the thing is, they're not... | 8 | 29.625 | |
1654620847 | 1654623104 | t3_v717pu | t5_2to41 | 44 | peachnanami: TIFU by attempting to release a ladybird outside
Okay so this literally happened like half an hour ago :(
So I was talking to my partner when I realised there was a ladybird stuck on its back on the windowsill. I like ladybirds, so I got some kitchen roll for it to grab onto and then decided I would relea... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1654622322 | 1654622646 | t3_v71wdf | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By Drinking Out of My Boyfriends Water Bottle.
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Sure_I_Kno_A_Baggins: Sounds more like his fuck up than yours. What an eejit!
DownrightDrewski: Hey, at least it's something "food safe".
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1654627614 | 1654631164 | t3_v7491w | t5_2to41 | 94 | Spicy_French-Fry: TIFU by not doing a "Public bathroom stall check" while on my period
So, I tend to have heavier periods but they don't last as long as most peoples. The only problem is I tend to have them sporadically instead of the typical once a month for 5 or so days. My last period was around a month ago but I ty... | 4 | 23.5 | |
1654628046 | 1657738228 | t3_v74ft5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | nif76: tifu by purchasing a car from a Facebook dude
A friend set me up with a seller they found on Facebook to purchase a vehicle. Made a few calls and set up to meet. Took it for a test every thing seemed fine. Made the exchange and paid cash. He handed some paperwork including a title. First time really buying a... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1654639191 | 1654722162 | t3_v74o72 | t5_2to41 | 1,126 | CrazyDazyMazy: ... but I know what love is.
smc0881: I know people use baseball sized dildos now.
assassin_of_joy: Yeah, well, thanks to Reddit I learned horse dildos are a thing, so......
Ainar86: And have you heard about coconuts?
assassin_of_joy: Yes... Yes I have.
Awordofinterest: The perfect answer. Let's all move... | 13 | 86.615385 | |
1654629028 | 1654647186 | t3_v74vt9 | t5_2to41 | 16 | AmorphousApathy: TIFU By Seeming Leaving an Insulting Tip
don't know if I can ever show my face there again.
My wife and I went to a popular breakfast spot in town. The wait staff there is wonderful. We had excellent service from our waitress.
In general, I always tip 20%. Certainly this waitress deserved at l... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1654630073 | 1654714410 | t3_v75ahh | t5_2to41 | 1,205 | FlashyFoot3277: TIFU by donating blood with my dad
sorry if this makes no sense .. i am dumb
My mom has Sickle cell so a few times i’ve donated my blood to her. I know my moms blood type is A because I donate to her and I know my blood type is O because well I donate.
Today I just went to donate blood with my dad (... | 10 | 120.5 | |
1654631968 | 1654640818 | t3_v760q8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally calling my gf fat
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niger2011: Dude just chill. You don't have to explain yourself because some snowflakes on a pedo app will attack you.
You shouldn't be rude to your gf about her weight but I think that for being healthy you should also be fit.
So feel free to say to her if sh... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1654628136 | 1655179771 | t3_v74h94 | t5_2to41 | 25 | MuffinDoughnut: TIFU by taking ADHD meds with pre-workout
To begin, I am in high-school, year 11. Our school is very small (~100 people) but it still has a weight room for students to use on lunch or spares. I frequently go as I don’t feel like paying for a gym membership over the school year. I am decently strong for ... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1654633294 | 1654634567 | t3_v76jde | t5_2to41 | 31 | Objective_Reality232: TIFU by not wearing sunscreen. Please wear sunscreen everyone.
This started two days ago. My entire family and I flew out for a vacation in Hawaii, we all saved for a long time to make this possible and we landed on the big island on Saturday. We have a sick little cove that’s all ours.
The seco... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1654634129 | 1654635651 | t3_v76w4v | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my "adult" toy on the bathtub when my cleaner came over
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pdxisbest: Believe me, they have probably seen much worse.
Anvandmig: You'd think so, but in my area they will mostly be cleaning for pensioners. I really don't want them to have to see anything to do with sex, it's just not ni... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1654634187 | 1654684277 | t3_v76x11 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex in an empty parking lot with the windows open, almost blowing a career that hadn't started yet
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Professional-Ad3874: Serious question: How would this have derailed your career? What line of work are you in?
FreeOffbrandTherapy: He's in the piglet stage of wanting to become a gan... | 5 | 2 | |
1654635856 | 1654667514 | t3_v77n3r | t5_2to41 | 28 | SnooObjections9351: TIFU by ruining a 5 y relationship
I know title looks like I am bad guy, but please just read the whole thing.
It is really important to note this happened in Mexico, I live at a bordertown with the US.
This started some months ago, a group of friends came by my house to drink some beers and han... | 4 | 7 | |
1654637643 | 1654668326 | t3_v78cpe | t5_2to41 | 42 | tangmang14: TIFU by thinking my lawyer had my best intentions in mind.
TL;DR - never forget: lawyers are there to make money.
Let's start at the beginning, when I find out that I indeed required the services of an attorney (the incident that led me here is a whole TIFU in itself). I call some law firms for consultatio... | 6 | 7 | |
1654638134 | 1655619123 | t3_v78jyu | t5_2to41 | 51,311 | Oztravels: TIFU: Alexa reminded me in the middle of a dinner party that it was time to bonk my wife.
So this happened (obligatory ) last night and we are just getting over the laughter.
My wife and I are early 60s and because of old age, menopause etc etc our sex life has needed medical intervention and a new trea... | 13 | 3,947 | |
1654638239 | 1654639034 | t3_v78li2 | t5_2to41 | 21 | PourTequila: TIFU by getting life lessons from mom.
Fake it, til you make it. That’s what I’ve been doing the past two weeks. Pretending I’m okay, partying to avoid the inevitable feeling of loneliness. I had myself convinced I was content and happier. That is until moms car stopped working..
I pick her up from the sh... | 3 | 7 | |
1654637901 | 1654639532 | t3_v78gik | t5_2to41 | 12 | HeavensBroknGod: TIFU By eating pizza rolls before bed
On mobile so forgive formatting
So I don't usually eat anything before bed, but because I'm a closer for my job and didn't eat anything on the way home, I got really hungry and decided to eat about a dozen pizza rolls right before sleep. Something to note is si h... | 4 | 3 | |
1654638829 | 1654640525 | t3_v78uca | t5_2to41 | 2 | Viscount1881: TIFU by using the wrong laundry detergent
Happened yesterday but is continuing into today: on Mondays I usually wash my bed sheets and towels, using sensitive detergent pods without any fragrance and junk. But turns out that we've run out, so I decide to just wash my main blanket and towels with the regul... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1654642522 | 1654666368 | t3_v7aawo | t5_2to41 | 697 | LiverFox: TIFU by turning on the washing machine with my new kitten inside
So yesterday I was loading the washing machine. I’d put some clothes in, the kitten would jump in, I’d pull him out, load more clothes, rinse and repeat. I was doing my best to discourage him from going in, but he’s 12 weeks old and very persist... | 5 | 139.4 | |
1654642646 | 1654646183 | t3_v7ace5 | t5_2to41 | 16 | oilspill16: TIFU by making a dream into a reality
Let me preface this story with the information that this actually happened about 10 or so years ago.
It’s summer time and I’m a 16 year old young man dating an 18-19 year old young lady. It was most certainly a summer fling, only lasting a couple months tops. Due to he... | 4 | 4 | |
1654643418 | 1654696864 | t3_v7alxl | t5_2to41 | 178 | robbedvandam: TIFU by getting robbed and not knowing it
So a few days ago I got robbed. It was late in the evening and I was in the living room playing video games while my wife was in the kitchen doing work on her laptop. The kitchen is right behind the living room and there's a door in the kitchen that leads to the b... | 5 | 35.6 | |
1654643347 | 1654651374 | t3_v7al0u | t5_2to41 | 19 | insidiouscarrot: Tifu by leaving strawberry nesquik on the edge of a pantry shelf
So today was a fun day
I wake up to my mom telling me how mad she is that I left strawberry nesquik on the edge of a pantry shelf, causing it to spill. It’s worth mentioning that I’m very scatter-brained, I have kind of a track record wi... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1654647329 | 1654648430 | t3_v7bzjn | t5_2to41 | 8 | MillionaireInAMotel: TIFU by accidentally leaving my 8-year-old at home by himself on a family vacation!
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remysit: This is disturbingly similar to the plot of Home Alone
xHomicide24x: Nothing gets by you huh Einstein
Fingolfin734: This is probably the same guy that says that Avatar and Fern Gully have the same... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1654648807 | 1654649116 | t3_v7cgu3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: Tifu by getting too comfortable on a flight.
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manbitesdog1: Welcome to the mile high club
Shades228: Club implies multiple people. He made it into the mile high closet
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1654650442 | 1654652916 | t3_v7d0eu | t5_2to41 | 15 | islandofcaucasus: TIFU by not realizing my long time crush was making a move on me
This happened last night and I'm STILL cringing. So I've worked with Crush for 6 years, although she left the company at the start of the year. I've been into this girl since day 1, and it's only grown. She has a healthy social life, she... | 3 | 5 | |
1654652536 | 1654658335 | t3_v7doy4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Donewithgirls: TIFU by trying to date women
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nanny2359: "Creep" is not something you are it's something you do.
Being "creepy" includes not stopping when someone say no, being pushy and not respecting boundaries, demanding explanations for why someone is saying no, continuing to make advances/conversations/do... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1654652697 | 1654652905 | t3_v7dqrh | t5_2to41 | 19 | Throwaway_urtrash3: TIFU by responsibly putting my sex toys away.
This happened about a week ago. Me (F20), my boyfriend (M23) and my daughter (F1) live in a cute little apartment with our two year old cat Chunky.
Me and the boyfriend enjoy some, not so basic things in the bedroom. We have lots of butt toys, Includin... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1654653337 | 1654658885 | t3_v7dy6j | t5_2to41 | 40 | DontNerfIQ: TIFU by not taking a drivers ed course in 10th grade
Wasn’t today, but in september. I’m a sophomore in highschool right now and i could’ve taken the thing to practice driving and complete the required course that is needed to get a license. the thing is, i declined it cause i didn’t really feel like i need... | 8 | 5 | |
1654655892 | 1654656328 | t3_v7estx | t5_2to41 | 12 | Existing-Structure34: TIFU by accidentally flushing my knife down the toilet
Let me start off by saying i don’t usually get embarrassed but i do a lot of embarrassing things. So I work in a wear-house and i use a tiny box cutter a lot so it’s always in the pocket of my reflective safety vest. Well after some time my kn... | 3 | 4 | |
1654657229 | 1654658161 | t3_v7f8pm | t5_2to41 | 18 | JoRo86: TIFU by sending suggestive text messages to my mother-in-law
Today, I'm at work thinking about my wife. She was having a checkup at the doctor so, naturally, I wanted to talk to her and see how things went. She called me when she was done and everything was fine. Great! Well, the other part of the visit was sup... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1654661196 | 1655125989 | t3_v7gg8z | t5_2to41 | 2 | c_m_33: TIFU by cooking bacon in a beach resort condo and setting off the fire alarm resulting in the fire department being called.
Today started like any other day on vacation. Kids woke me up at 5:30 am, made some coffee, and waited for the sunrise. The wife came in and asked me to make breakfast as we had been eatin... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1654661263 | 1654666738 | t3_v7ggxr | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU: By giving my sister emotional support.
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marsupialRat: Don’t torture yourself, sometimes a warm hug just gets the blood flowing, that’s how it is :shrug: - and if she asks about this to people, they will tell them the same
If you feel air does not clear after sone time, bring it up
Cheers bro... | 3 | 8 | |
1654660742 | 1654708796 | t3_v7gb1j | t5_2to41 | 73 | NYCThrowaway6072022: TIFU by being cheap while in a rush
Using a throwaway because this actually happened earlier tonight and I think my daughter uses Reddit. I just got back from taking my daughter to Hamilton as a graduation present. I am normally a meticulous planner, but I was thrown for a loop when I added the t... | 4 | 18.25 | |
1654661856 | 1654662948 | t3_v7gnce | t5_2to41 | 16 | TanjiroKamadoschese: TIFU when I joined the Japanese subreddit. I’m actually stupid.
This sounds incredibly stupid. I know, please bare with me.
I, a white person wanted to learn Japanese due to how pretty of a language it is. What I’m about to say is not a set-in-stone idea (cause I legally am not aloud to move out... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1654662967 | 1654663311 | t3_v7gyvc | t5_2to41 | 1 | StevenGuyPierce: TIFU by posting on TIFU without mentioning sex
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viirusPter1dactle: This seems more like a porno then a tifu
StevenGuyPierce: Seems like it fits right in with the rest of the posts here!
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1654663883 | 1654664416 | t3_v7h814 | t5_2to41 | 10 | juneloveadpggsaa: TIFU Accidentally put out cigarette with wd-40
I was in my car when i had finished a cigarette and was trying to find a way to put it out. I noticed a small liquid puddle on my right in that little door compartment and put it out in there, a small thick cloud arose then dissipated, I had my window sli... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1654664438 | 1654780054 | t3_v7hdm3 | t5_2to41 | 59,200 | throwaway_panic_help: TIFU by starting a blowjob without looking closely first
Throw away because ... ya know. What started as a normal, playful sexy-time session with my long-time partner took quite a turn this evening when, upon starting a blowjob, I felt a bump that is not normally there.
Not wanting to prematurel... | 12 | 4,933.333333 | |
1654663627 | 1654665580 | t3_v7h5h6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by talking to my best friend
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pyroagg: Best case? If he is still listed as “the love of my life” she is at the very least not over that relationship.
Worst case? They are still hooking up.
Fishboi2173: Def don’t think they’re still hooking up but I feel like she isn’t over it. She’s almost alwa... | 3 | 1 | |
1654669893 | 1654777976 | t3_v7iubd | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with the girl I told my girlfriend not to worry about.
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voidmilk: Yikes.
Not because you slept with another girl (imo too soon) after your breakup, but because of how you talk about women. Body counts? Calling someone a whore? Are you right in the buddy?
Ambitious_Usual_8558: Thi... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1654673672 | 1655109319 | t3_v7jsz4 | t5_2to41 | 34 | Asone2004: TIFU by smiling over my best friend’s dead mom.
My best friend’s mom had died recently, Covid case. Her dad wasn’t in the picture so for 19 years her mom had been the only caretaker she’s ever had. She loved her mom. She broke the news to me, and I tried to hold back the urge to smile but I couldn’t. Truth b... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1654675643 | 1654677100 | t3_v7ka3r | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my new coffee business closed due to criticizing a Municipal leader
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Ti_Ema: Today you defintly fucked up
Why didn't you get the hint just why
ubuntrux: I really did fucked up,I knew that after the guy left
Ti_Ema: What are you gonna do I feel bad for you
Are you sure it's gonna end ... | 6 | 2 | |
1654677402 | 1654711935 | t3_v7kp5x | t5_2to41 | 19 | pantless_vigilante: TIFU: by drinking dip spit
This didnt happen today but happened about a week ago, me and a buddy were playing a shooter and drinking some beers. My buddy put his can of dip spit next to the beer I was drinking and I inevitably picked up the dip spit and drank it, a friend of a dipper's worst nightma... | 9 | 2.111111 | |
1654677817 | 1654681056 | t3_v7ksl3 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting my dick on my snap story
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swcult: I understand that the Save and Story buttons are next to each other but if you hit Story you literally get a pop up asking if you want to make it your Story or Abandon. This is 100% on you and not Snapchat.
Ok_News_4940: No actually, literally just t... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1654676659 | 1654690458 | t3_v7kiva | t5_2to41 | 78 | Haunting_Plankton860: TIFU by losing grandma's ashes
Obligatory confession, this did not happen today but I've gotten to thinking about it a lot lately because my other grandma has named me the person in charge of her final arrangements. Alright, so story time. It was December 2021, my sister was going to be making a t... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1654681318 | 1654706400 | t3_v7lnal | t5_2to41 | 8,471 | DoomedForDays: TIFU the past 3 days
Throwaway account.
**MONDAY:**
Got drunk during dinner. Looked at my imaginary watch. It was sex o'clock. Gave my fianceé the "meet me in the bedroom" look. She narrowed her eyes and said "make it quick". As soon as drunk me got into position to perform oral sex, I opted for nonsen... | 15 | 564.733333 | |
1654684684 | 1654727275 | t3_v7mih1 | t5_2to41 | 418 | rollcroc: Tifu by giving my dog dinner, he almost died choking and now he has doggy ptsd
This occurred about 5 months ago. My spouse and I rescue/adopt adult and senior small dogs. We currently have 5. I gave them their dinner; chicken breast, veggies and fruit. It was well mixed and cut up.. I thought. Sarge and ... | 6 | 69.666667 | |
1654688112 | 1654806813 | t3_v7ngtm | t5_2to41 | 3,235 | EternalConnections: TIFU : by thinking it was 6 PM
Just woke up after staying up extremely late and noticed it was 6 on my phone, and I have a meeting with my probation officer at 5 and started calling and texting him saying I’m so sorry. I hopped out of bed and grabbed some random clothes and threw on the shower whil... | 14 | 231.071429 | |
1654689082 | 1654700267 | t3_v7ns1d | t5_2to41 | 4 | Demonicgirls: TIFU by being attracted to demonic women
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Nashsonleathergoods: There's a good chance your not attracted to Satan, but are attracted to the opposite of what is generally presented to you. When all you see of the opposite sex is Sunday best, there is something different and alluring about goth loo... | 8 | 0.5 | |
1654688977 | 1654696965 | t3_v7nqt6 | t5_2to41 | 22 | throwaway930184: TIFU by missing a job interview
I'm so dumb. After college I got a job through contacts without any sort of formal interview. I left this job after almost three years to pursue a specific degree in another country. I have been looking for jobs before my studies begin and got an email response to an app... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1654689945 | 1654706922 | t3_v7o1lh | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by introducing myself to someone in my boyfriend's family for the third time.
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Monstiemama: IT’S NICE TO SEE YOU. Commit to that phrase; it can be used on your first or fifth meeting of someone.
Big_Gouf: Age-old secret from celebs and politicians
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1654690180 | 1654697198 | t3_v7o49k | t5_2to41 | 22 | RandyMarsh_88: TIFU by becoming a clairvoyant magician
Sorry, but I make no apologies for any poor formatting or grammar.
Firstly, this FU happened at the weekend but the consequences are only becoming clear to me today.
So I was invited to a friend's birthday party. It was a major milestone birthday (40) so his wi... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1654691879 | 1654707620 | t3_v7onhm | t5_2to41 | 62 | DylantotheJ: TIFU By not realizing I am allergic to avocados
This is more of a life time of fuck ups, although I'm not crazy about avocados I do like making shakes or eating it as is. Just hate it on anything like Sushi or salads. Every time I would eat it my throat feels warm and scratchy and I get painful stomach ach... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1654692921 | 1654842359 | t3_v7ozli | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by "stealing" two bottles of very expensive Chardonnay
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Tarnsman66: Don’t steal. Here ended the lesson. ⚖️
LeSamouraiNouvelle: *Endeth
Tarnsman66: Damn autocorrect. 🤬
LeSamouraiNouvelle: 😄 I learnt this from The Untouchables (1987; starring Kevin Costner, Sean Connery and Robert Deniro; direc... | 7 | 4.571429 | |
1654696310 | 1654798443 | t3_v7q5ao | t5_2to41 | 140 | Starkie4: TIFU by getting frisky after dinner
This happened 2 days ago and can finally talk about it now. My boyfriend and I decided to have chicken wings for dinner the other night. My boyfriend mixes the perfect of spices to put on the wings and then we air fry them. He adds ghost pepper powder to his. After dinner ... | 7 | 20 | |
1654694781 | 1654774037 | t3_v7pmhr | t5_2to41 | 425 | SixStringsVibin: TIFU by confessing my feelings
For context, me(20M) and my friend(19F) met each other at work around 4 months ago. We got on pretty well but she left after about a month after we met. We would still talk and hang out spending the majority of our free time together. About maybe 2 weeks ago I caught feel... | 5 | 85 | |
1654697456 | 1654699264 | t3_v7qk8s | t5_2to41 | 1,130 | celestial_mommy: TIFU By swimming around too many body fluids
I have always loved mermaids. I almost drowned off the coast of Myrtle Beach when I was younger because I, allegedly, was trying to find the underwater kingdom from Splash. Due to my obsession, I focused a large part of my youth on swimming.
I go to my ... | 7 | 161.428571 | |
1654700952 | 1655068774 | t3_v7ru4i | t5_2to41 | 9 | DeerMeetsMermaid: TIFU by being rude cause I forgot it was my treat
This happened just less than an hour ago.
The night before we were supposed to have our Monthly date night scheduled but I had some conflicts with my schedule, since I was going to attend a dinner party with my ex workmates. So I promised that I wou... | 3 | 3 | |
1654700899 | 1654713952 | t3_v7rtd6 | t5_2to41 | 8 | afanphinn: TIFU by insulting my friends bf
I (13f) have a best friend (12f), our friendship has been strained for a while because I’m being homeschooled and an introvert who’d rather read a book than go out, whole shes an extrovert who loves going shopping and being around a lot of people at once.
she recently had a p... | 9 | 0.888889 | |
1654702006 | 1654876582 | t3_v7s8hp | t5_2to41 | 228 | Reddituser8018: TIFU by putting a plastic bag over my head while sleeping
This happened two days ago. When I am really tired occasionally I will do stuff in my sleep, it's pretty rare and usually it is just me saying gibberish rather then actually sleep walking but occasionally I'll actually get up and do something wei... | 8 | 28.5 | |
1654703564 | 1654704174 | t3_v7st9p | t5_2to41 | 11 | cuttiecats69: TIFU by roommate decided to masturbate his girlfriend next to us
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dragthewaters76: English is not your first language, I take it.
cuttiecats69: Too many mistakes? Do you understand anything at all?
dragthewaters76: I get the gist of it. No worries, I'm sure you're working on it.
cuttiecats69: >... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1654703433 | 1654708656 | t3_v7srl4 | t5_2to41 | 59 | Mad_Chemist_: TIFU by not doing my research on different varieties of blueberry bushes beforehand
I got to the garden centre and went to the blueberry bushes. There were 3 different varieties in one area, and an unknown in another. I wanted to buy one bush to grow cuttings. I didn’t know which one I should buy. It took... | 6 | 9.833333 | |
1654707091 | 1654723718 | t3_v7u6c7 | t5_2to41 | 3,719 | wormbutt_throwaway: tifu and now worms are crawling around in my butt
warning, this is not safe for life. i probably would skip this story if i were not me, because it's that gross. but i am fully traumatized so now i can gleefully spread the trauma around.
and i mean, if i didn't use a throwaway for this one, i thin... | 10 | 371.9 | |
1654710134 | 1654715295 | t3_v7vcpu | t5_2to41 | 20 | Jeremy1013: TIFU: took 3 edibles at work…
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chelseadagg3r: Your fuck up is drug driving. You won't be making this post when you kill someone
Jeremy1013: bruh its weed, i literally drive better on weed because I am MORE careful and MORE anxious about what could go wrong lol. I totaled my car sober, in fact every... | 15 | 1.333333 | |
1654710232 | 1654888093 | t3_v7ve1g | t5_2to41 | 140 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an asshole to my mom who gave everything up for me.
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dacoobob: this is some real r/RichPeopleShit
tiLLIKS: For real lol wtf
OpenScratch5758: I mean she didn’t marry well. She had a promising law career that my dads parents forced her to give up. She was forced to have us at the timelin... | 7 | 20 | |
1654710541 | 1654752528 | t3_v7viet | t5_2to41 | 14 | mikelegnd: TIFU by learning to have dry orgasms and my sister walked in. Wish I had a time machine 😩 (M24)
Hey guys,
I recently joined Reddit after years of viewing without an account, just so I could share some stories such as this one.
So I decided to learn how to have dry orgasms 3 days ago. For those of you who ... | 9 | 1.555556 | |
1654710579 | 1654710994 | t3_v7vize | t5_2to41 | 13 | companyfront: TIFU by hiding lube in my parents’ ceiling
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Grindcore999: I’m still waiting for you to tell us that your parents found the bag.
FlowSilver: Lol, agreed
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1654711823 | 1654899486 | t3_v7w02x | t5_2to41 | 19,904 | delta_tau_chi: TIFU by letting a girl squirt
So last week I had a date with a girl (it was our third date) and it has been going okay. She’s cute and kinda quirky.
But the date is winding down and our libidos are winding up; I ignored the first red flag, she was telling me how excited she was and how wet she was.... | 24 | 829.333333 | |
1654712460 | 1654792136 | t3_v7w8tm | t5_2to41 | 177 | goatharper: TIFU by trying to make friends with a wasp nest
Okay, hear me out.
Our pump house has been a nesting spot for red wasps every year. Scary-looking bastages, and I would just hit them with wasp spray and knock down the nest.
This year, though, I was in the pump house at dawn every day, and the wasps were ca... | 7 | 25.285714 | |
1654712708 | 1654714808 | t3_v7wc8c | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: Tifu by having shitty blinds
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smrivermonster: Gotta make it a power move bro. Just stand up facing the window and finish, no hesitation.
JMP316: crank that shakira to full blast and let it rain
| 3 | 15.666667 | |
1654712971 | 1654728460 | t3_v7wfqu | t5_2to41 | 24 | Nobody-w-MaDD-Alt: TIFU by accidentally blurting out a balls "joke."
Obligatory this happened when I was an awkward girl of 13.
I live in a country which isn't my country of birth — i.e. I'm an expat. When I was 13, my mum found an expat's Facebook group and decided to meet up with one of the other mums there. The oth... | 4 | 6 | |
1654713216 | 1654766192 | t3_v7wj28 | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU my small business is closed due to criticizing a government official
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hiken150: That sounds illegal as shit. Hope you get your shop open again
laplongejr: > I talked how he is incompetent and corrupt
*surprised pikachu face*
| 3 | 11.666667 | |
1654717250 | 1654723615 | t3_v7y31r | t5_2to41 | 16 | throwaway311594: TIFU For scratching my eye
For context I am a 15 year old guy who is still studying and I am in 8th grade, throwaway account because I don´t want this post to be in my main account
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Today I was doing a project in class and suddenly my eye started hurting, I scratched it for like 10 minute... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1654718965 | 1654727184 | t3_v7yrda | t5_2to41 | 39 | zecorb: TIFU by eating loads of sugar free gummies
I went on this challenge with my dad to see who could last the longest without sugar and alcohol respectively. So I decided to buy some sugar free snacks. One of these snacks where sugar free gummies. They didn't taste that amazing to be honest but still it was somethi... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1654719412 | 1654749068 | t3_v7yxfc | t5_2to41 | 28 | Lopsided-Cancel-4834: TIFU By being an idiot to a girl who liked me
^Throwaway ^account ^for ^obvious ^reasons
Now listen. I am always an idiot. But usually that doesn't get in the way of me talking to others, let alone flirting with girls. But recently, I've had a lot on my plate with my new job, my new dog, and a v... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1654719991 | 1654782788 | t3_v7z58r | t5_2to41 | 180 | billspastapies: TIFU by going to see an escort to experience sex
So I have had pretty bad self confidence issues for a good portion of my life and whilst I have made great progress to get over them recently, for some reason I cant get over the fact that girls just dont seem to ever like me.
Its probably because I jus... | 5 | 36 | |
1654722505 | 1654747491 | t3_v80348 | t5_2to41 | 103 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching *stuff* without locking the door
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SuzieQbert: Your roommate is a solid dude. What you got from him was the best possible response a person could hope for.
Dorm life is a struggle, man.
Kcidobor: Best possible is some help finishing
starliner2000: There is a time and a place and tha... | 4 | 25.75 | |
1654724356 | 1654727873 | t3_v80q0w | t5_2to41 | 17 | Heartstriker93: TIFU using Nair
I (28m) wanted to know what my balls would look like without hair but didn't feel like taking the time to learn how to shave my balls. So I grabbed a bottle of nair from under the bathroom sink and used it to liberally coat my balls. It burned a little bit at first and I thought 'I can p... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1654725212 | 1654763498 | t3_v81039 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Absudin: TIFU By being a bad with words and possibly ruining a friendship
Not the most interesting story in the world, as I'm writing this mostly for myself as a way of getting it off of my chest. Some background information: I come from a well off family living in a small town in one of the safest countries in the wor... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1654727563 | 1654773056 | t3_v81umr | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving smelly ass fish at a Macdonald’s.
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BiffBanter: /r/AmItheAsshole ?
HotDogs4Days09: I am well aware that I am the asshole, no need to ask strangers if I am.
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1654727868 | 1654778402 | t3_v81ygf | t5_2to41 | 106 | vhm3: TIFU by telling a grieving mother her child was "back home with Satan"
A bit of background before today's events. When I was younger I used to babysit this child that was incredibly difficult. He wasn't a bad kid by any means just super mischievous and he'd constantly get me in trouble. He'd tell me to get things... | 5 | 21.2 | |
1654728849 | 1654773377 | t3_v82ai5 | t5_2to41 | 837 | Ok_Cantaloupe_7423: TIFU by getting pulled over for speeding while my car wasn’t even on
Obligatory this happened 2 years ago**
Late Friday night me and my dumbass high school friends were barreling down some back roads in my old VW Jetta, as usual… but I receive a text from my mom telling me to come home ASAP or I’m... | 11 | 76.090909 | |
1654730140 | 1654731396 | t3_v82qwz | t5_2to41 | 15 | Ainzip: TIFU by not asking this girl's number
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Potatotornado20: Go there tomorrow same time, hope she’s there again and get her snap
Ainzip: Will try that 😅
Just a question tho, how important is snap score for girls? Kinda new to it. Like does it matter in the slightest?
Potatotornado20: Nope just be hot and... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1654730829 | 1654789297 | t3_v82z6o | t5_2to41 | 5 | BrownShitta: TIFU by thinking I was vegetarian but eating mayonnaise
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Sonsangnim: Vegetarians are allowed to eat eggs, milk, and fish. It is only vegans who don't eat eggs.
DistinctCow20: Fish is meat
jovialjennbo: But not mammal meat
Marcel___: vegetarians don't eat fish, if they do they aren't vegetarian, th... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1654732632 | 1654733894 | t3_v83jv0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | -AnonymousItachi: TIFU by giving my money to a shitty trainer
Don’t want to make the story too long, but at the start of May I gave a trainer $500 to help train me to the halfway point of the summer and I will give another 500 for the remaining months of the summer. (I’m 19 and I’m college btw) However, when I paid the... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1654733424 | 1654783542 | t3_v83t9j | t5_2to41 | 106 | JustWingIt0707: TIFU by having fiber in my diet
My wife has been encouraging me to eat more fruits and vegetables. I thought I was doing an ok job before, but she's been encouraging me to have half of my diet or more be in fresh fruit and veggies. What the hell... her interest is in me not dying, so I'm happy to oblige... | 6 | 17.666667 | |
1654736016 | 1654899634 | t3_v84ndl | t5_2to41 | 20,673 | Secret_Mastodon_2499: TIFU by having my MOM research a mysterious reoccurring charge on my debit card
So this actually happened a few years ago while I was a sophomore in college. At the ripe age of 19 I was living with 7 friends in a house just off of campus.
This house was raging with testosterone, drugs, and beer... | 11 | 1,879.363636 | |
1654736079 | 1654818696 | t3_v84o2f | t5_2to41 | 49 | crazysk8tr2288: TIFU By nearly killing my father as he emptied his bowels.
So I was a dumb little nerd as a kid and a constant prankster. It was my 13th birthday and I had just received the orange box half life collection and having a blast. Sitting there looking at my presents I was feeling kind mischievous and in the... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1654735810 | 1654782102 | t3_v84l3o | t5_2to41 | 8 | UpsetKittyCat: TIFU by making my teacher think there was a gas leak and scaring my classmates
To be fair this was years ago when I was in middle school and filled with dumbness, I, however, remembered it and thought it would suit this sub, TL;DR is at the bottom.
So when I was in the 6th grade I was having a terrible ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1654737612 | 1654740937 | t3_v855e9 | t5_2to41 | 87 | InfiniteCalendar1: TIFU by going to a concert
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Far-Selection6003: This is not a f up, this is just crappy spring weather. Not a good first concert experience though and this is why I prefer pavilion seats always, you can go sit on the lawn if it’s nice and you have a backup plan if it’s not.
InfiniteCalendar1:... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1654739557 | 1654751659 | t3_v85rba | t5_2to41 | 23 | minor_throwaway379: TIFU by saying I’m going to kill a dominos driver
So I received a string of calls all coming from different phones so I assumed it was a scammer because it had those weird call names at the top. I have this copy pasta I use for them that exaggeratedly threatens them and I sent it to the last number... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1654741534 | 1654782539 | t3_v86dgq | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex, trying to “borrow” pads from my neighbours, making myself look like a freak, and having my laundry machine broken.
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SquidlyMan150: Next time you are at the store, you should grab some pads so this doesn’t happen. You didn’t do anything wrong! You tried so hard, went to the neighb... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1654743049 | 1654743308 | t3_v86ucg | t5_2to41 | 29 | TrevCat666: TIFU By accepting a great deal on beef jerky and destroying my insides at work.
I recently got a new job, 18/hr, having been broke lately and not gotten my first paycheck I was desperate, I went to a jerky specialty store and saw they had 6$ beef jerky that was buy one bag get 2 free, it was a steal!, the o... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1654743115 | 1654744382 | t3_v86v0x | t5_2to41 | 10 | Vast_Manufacturer_74: TIFU By getting it in with a co worker while on the clock
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Sea-Experience470: Hmm, something must be wrong for you to smell like that. How’s your diet, sleep and general lifestyle ? Do you drink or to drugs ?
Vast_Manufacturer_74: I honestly have to take a lot of meds. I have pcos and dia... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1654744192 | 1654810601 | t3_v876td | t5_2to41 | 883 | david_sii: TIFU: showing my wife my internet search history
It was last night while my wife and I were laying in the bed talking about celebrities who have died in 2022. For some reason my wife thought that James Earl Jones had passed.
I had to prove her wrong and grabbed my phone knowing damn well the man was still... | 4 | 220.75 | |
1654744553 | 1654746136 | t3_v87am4 | t5_2to41 | 24 | prideflagbad: TIFU by not supporting pride month
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hootieootie: Is this post from like 15 years ago
jbarrybonds: OP's perspective is from 50 years ago, and they continue to misquote the Bible like every other zealot. I think it was Leviticus who said "a man should not lay with another man". Jesus said "forgive ... | 5 | 4.8 |
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