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1654745469 | 1654745805 | t3_v87kex | t5_2to41 | 11 | totallyrealstory: TIFU by being too horny and jerkkng off next to a shit ton of Mosquitoes
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Kreios333: Your username is making me question this
Feelsosophy: Don't bother, clearly a copy pasta - OP is 6 minutes old
totallyrealstory: Not a copy pasta, I will not have my creative writing slandered.
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1654747154 | 1654782499 | t3_v8828g | t5_2to41 | 17 | Turtle_Lyn: TIFU by snapping at my manager.
A few years ago I worked at a local chain grocery store deli. It wasn’t the worse job I’ve ever had, but it was still a very hard job for not much pay. Deli is probably the hardest department in any grocery store since it combines both major aspects of retail, intensive custo... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1654752992 | 1654772405 | t3_v89o0l | t5_2to41 | 34 | Top_Permit_67: TIFU by asking my friend why he was living with his grandparents.
This didn't happen yesterday.
In fact, it happened in 1987. I was sixteen years old - a dumb, stupid kid who had just become friends with a fifteen year old kid named Fred.
We liked the same bands, liked to get high, and Fred wore denim ... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1654761044 | 1654893635 | t3_v8bm7a | t5_2to41 | 39 | TIFUagainsigh: TIFU by helping a female friend
Im 17 years old and the female friend is 13.
I talked to her a moth ago and noticed that she has several big problems with her parents, eating disorder and so on. I started to talk with her often and tried to give advice the best I can, now the fuck up, she always tells me... | 15 | 2.6 | |
1654764040 | 1654811574 | t3_v8c9x3 | t5_2to41 | 19 | pelvis_thruster_: TIFU by shaving my pubes
This happened yesterday. 22(M) it had been a while since I last trimmed things up down there. Admittedly I'd become lazy the last few months and gone 70's style. So I got the clippers and razor out and blew off the cobwebs. I proceeded to clean shave the entire area above ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1654769728 | 1654770630 | t3_v8dldb | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by jacking off...
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Marcel___: i don't get why that would make you choke on shreks dick
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1654773209 | 1654775251 | t3_v8egib | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by fighting with my 7 years older brother
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xHalfFastx: I'm amazed you made it 21 years without a fight. My brothers and I fought all the time growing up and we were always close still are. You will be fine in a week or so. Just give him time and space. Maybe a beer or 2 would smooth things over... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1654773644 | 1654891773 | t3_v8ekqu | t5_2to41 | 2,147 | oldpricklybastard: Tifu by giving the neighbor kid a motorcycle.
Obligatory this was a couple years ago. For 4 years the neighbor kid had been cutting my lawn for what he thought was free. Why? Well, years ago him and his friends were playing basketball. As anyone can tell you teenagers in a neighborhood ball game... | 8 | 268.375 | |
1654775949 | 1654994688 | t3_v8f810 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Ultopsso_YT: tifu by getting caught drawing nsfw by my teachers
So ive been at this college for a few months and its really stressful, boring and mentally torturing. So to get rid of my boredom, i drew nsfw images in small pieces of paper, trust me when i say this, it was Commission level worthy art. Then i realized, i... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1654776915 | 1654815937 | t3_v8fil1 | t5_2to41 | 34,958 | magsnotmaggie: TIFU by Finishing All of Math in Grade School
Note: I was inspired to write this up by a [recent hilarious post](https://old.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/v88mde/i_mean_he_said_case_closed/), in which a youngling argues for not having to do homework. Edward, you are a kindred spirit! Thank you for ... | 12 | 2,913.166667 | |
1654777088 | 1654878744 | t3_v8fkg1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | youtube-sent-me-here: TIFU by forcing myself to get a crush
So some context is needed here first; I’m asexual, and after a few past experiences with allos, have come to learn I would only really be compatible with another ace person. I have a crush on one of my friends at uni, A, but since he is not the commitment type... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1654781452 | 1654806654 | t3_v8gwze | t5_2to41 | 34 | BulletproofBatman: TIFU sending people drunk voice notes
Throwaway.
Last night I (m) finally settled in to my own apartment after living with my parents for 20 years. I love my mom and dad, but I looked forward to packing my bags and leaving their house. Growing up under the roof of strict religious parents came with ... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1654782473 | 1654791493 | t3_v8h8qo | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not jerking off for a month before going on a date that led to kinky sex
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Neuro_Skeptic: >I have incredibly hot, kinky sex with a woman
Haha yeah sure dude.
Kortax: It’s on Reddit so it must be true 🤷
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1654755074 | 1654802969 | t3_v8a74p | t5_2to41 | 16 | ITSREALLYPHANTOM: TIFU by slipping off a diving board
People in Story:
Me
Carlos
Lifeguard 1 (LG1)
Lifeguard 2 (LG2)
Lifeguard 3 (LG3)
This happened last year over the summer.
I (14m, now 15m) was at the pool with my friend Carlos (13m, fake name for his sake) and we’re having fun as teenagers going off the diving bo... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1654785826 | 1654848695 | t3_v8idql | t5_2to41 | 813 | throwawaythisuti: TIFU by giving myself a UTI
This TIFU tale came to be today, but has been in the making for the past 3/4 days.
I (30F) usually get a bit hornier during ovulation, which I believe is common amongst women. However, I don't know what the hell happened this cycle - my horniness reached new peak levels I ... | 7 | 116.142857 | |
1654788111 | 1654788461 | t3_v8j7o5 | t5_2to41 | 59 | Silently_Watching_U: TIFU by leaving my toys out
Sooo this just happened. I’m a single guy, live alone and sometimes enjoy an adult toy or two. Last night was one of those nights. Afterward I clean it and leave it on the bathroom sink to dry out.
This morning I get a knock on my apartment door and it’s maintenance, wa... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1654789897 | 1654874071 | t3_v8jv4d | t5_2to41 | 492 | Link124: TIFU by having a potty mouth
I was about to walk out the door on my way to work, last clean shirt, favourite tie. Before I go my wife asks me to hold my son for a moment. He’s less than a year old and he has a belly full of milk. Aware of this, I take him under the armpits so as to place no pressure on his swo... | 4 | 123 | |
1654790129 | 1654800634 | t3_v8jy39 | t5_2to41 | 1,135 | renektonnotkener: TIFU by telling my crush about my feelings.
I am a 28-years-old guy - who looks ~18-, and have lacked social skills for a long time, therefore wasn't very succesful with women. A few months back I have met someone with whom I have felt like there was a connection from the very beginning, and I seemed ... | 14 | 81.071429 | |
1654794498 | 1654814159 | t3_v8lkui | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by refusing to give my name to a girl
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GrindingNeverStops: Can’t really lie, you were kinda dumb then. If she asked for your name I don’t see why you couldn’t just say it lol. Instead you made yourself look weird
Pristine-Specific339: i feel like i shouldve just said it in hindsight, but i thou... | 6 | 3 | |
1654796920 | 1654797943 | t3_v8mhrf | t5_2to41 | 13 | t_a_6847646847646476: TIFU by signing up for "free" credit reports
This happened a few months ago but I was suddenly reminded of it today after reading [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v84ndl/tifu_by_having_my_mom_research_a_mysterious/).
I was logged into online banking with one of the banks I'm bor... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1654799084 | 1654972754 | t3_v8nb92 | t5_2to41 | 38 | Bozazitz: TIFU by saying a yo mama joke in a meeting
So yeah, my partner and I decided to start a new IT company where we outsource our experience to other companies.
We were doing great and we have couple of clients.
Then one day we were in a meeting where my partner and I were sharing the same laptop with no cam... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1654797463 | 1654828272 | t3_v8mp6r | t5_2to41 | 155 | Kazhmyr1: Tifu by chemically burning my asshole
This happened an hour ago, I am still in pain.
I've been out of town for a few days for work so I've been eating at restaurants/ fast food places. After a 4 hour drive home I REALLY needed to use the bathroom. I get home, go give my fiancee a kiss, and of cours... | 4 | 38.75 | |
1654799998 | 1654801201 | t3_v8nnb7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by bruising my asshole
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MersWhaawhaa: Honestly check what special meals are offered and get them to order you one from the list.
Big_Introduction6494: Interesting! Do they use other ingredients in those special meals?
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1654800393 | 1654844709 | t3_v8nsgl | t5_2to41 | 12,196 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my cousin i was bullied.. Oh god.
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pmsprincess21: Well, your bully fucked up by bullying you
IamaLuna-tic: I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM HE'S JUST THREATENED INTO APOLOGISING
pmsprincess21: Shouldn't have been an asshole those years ago. It's normal for people who have experienced bullying t... | 33 | 369.575758 | |
1654802620 | 1655000142 | t3_v8ompk | t5_2to41 | 239 | Fr3nchT0astCrunch: TIFU by leaving a cookie unattended
I was helping my mom make chocolate chip cookies for my dad's birthday. For as long as I can remember, we always bake one "tester" cookie to make sure they come out good. After taking out the "tester cookie," we went outside and waited for my dad's coworkers to arr... | 7 | 34.142857 | |
1654806298 | 1654809155 | t3_v8q07e | t5_2to41 | 0 | Offmychestgirl: TIFU by following around this girl at a church event
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samurott66: She didn't deserve you bro, go to the gym, she probably doesn't even remember you but all you can do is improve yourself so if she does stalk you she'll see what she missed
mike_pants: Ew. Gross.
Why is there always someone read... | 5 | 0 | |
1654806949 | 1654808333 | t3_v8q8tl | t5_2to41 | 6 | MephistosFallen: TIFU by getting undoubtedly stranded in a city 3 hours from home
This happened today and is still an active scenario. I must have FU a few ways I suppose. I will try to keep this as short as possible.
Traveled via train across state for a concert. Planned, booked and paid for months ago, saved enough ... | 3 | 2 | |
1654808295 | 1654857246 | t3_v8qqp9 | t5_2to41 | -16 | Guilty-Release959: TIFU I sexually assaulted my girl best friend and i don’t know what to do
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SadExtension524: She doesn't have to forcefully say no.
You never asked for consent. You just made an attempt to remove clothing, which probably would have led to unwanted and unwelcomed touching. In the future, do c... | 7 | -2.285714 | |
1654809897 | 1654811424 | t3_v8rc91 | t5_2to41 | 33 | Radiodaize: TIFU by letting a female urologist drive the Hershey Highway.
I (M56) haven't had a prostate exam in a billion years. But when a couple of my contemporaries told me they had prostate cancer, I started imagining I had symptoms too. So, I made an appointment with a urologist.
When I called the nurse asked m... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1654810737 | 1654864356 | t3_v8rn8s | t5_2to41 | 69 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my boyfriend my bodycount.
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MiLky526: So he is insecure and then you insinuate he has a small penis?
Wow......
No_Advantage_8335: Oh wow, I didn’t even think of it that way, I was just complimenting his ability to have sex with me with a strap on! Didn’t realise he’d feel bad after... | 7 | 9.857143 | |
1654812971 | 1654836878 | t3_v8sghb | t5_2to41 | 15,387 | Ironwolf9876: TIFU by encouraging my wife to model the outfits she was thinking about wearing to our cousins wedding
Just happened 10 minutes ago...
We have a lot going on right now. Today is her 40th birthday, we're going to a wedding tomorrow and our son is turning 1 on Sunday so it's been busy!
She hasn't been fe... | 12 | 1,282.25 | |
1654813239 | 1655154081 | t3_v8sjyj | t5_2to41 | 150 | AModernDayOrion: TIFU by picking up what I thought was going to be a lucky penny.
So, this literally just happened. Forget using a throwaway as we’re all (probably) human and this kind of stuff happens.
I am driving across the country for work and I’m currently in Utah. I decided to pull over at a gas station as I wa... | 5 | 30 | |
1654817380 | 1654817738 | t3_v8tyld | t5_2to41 | 21 | Novel_Step: TIFU by shitting at school
TIFU by shitting myself a new one at school.
Yeah, this is an embarrassing one.. I (15M) go to a regular high school. nothing special. it’s a pretty large school and we have 7 bathrooms. (this will be important later)
welp, today i forgot to go poop before I left home, as i left... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1654818990 | 1654832968 | t3_v8uhoc | t5_2to41 | 74 | goltilliba: TIFU by being seen naked in my dorm
I (M) live in student dorms and got the room to myself for a couple of days because my roommate is away. Naturally I wasn't expecting anyone for s couple more days so I was free to do whatever I liked.
For some reason I decided it was a good idea to have fun walking arou... | 7 | 10.571429 | |
1654820725 | 1654867702 | t3_v8v1oy | t5_2to41 | 55 | Virtual_Purple_7352: TIFU/ Dumb dim sum
This happened about two hours ago.
My team went out for lunch today as a group. A new restaurant opened up about two months ago, and we were excited to try it. Seven of us sat down and ordered Dim Sum.
Plates of delicious dumplings and yummy egg rolls poured from the kitch... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1654824368 | 1654826019 | t3_v8w6cw | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: Tifu by getting handsy and losing a wonderful woman.
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PivikInuk: I have to say I think you're overthinking it, she has some issues from her past that affects her and you should have been more mindful of that, but it does not make you a gross person that you touched her boob while making out heavily,... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1654824146 | 1654887888 | t3_v8w3t5 | t5_2to41 | 60 | Little-siren227: TIFU by accidentally sending a text that sounds creepy
So basically I’m talking to this guy I’ve known him since last year but we stopped talking for a bit and recently started talking again. So today we were just talking as regular (asking how our day was and stuff). Then I started asking him question... | 4 | 15 | |
1654824506 | 1654831482 | t3_v8w7w9 | t5_2to41 | 75 | ryoustilldown: Tifu by getting handsy and losing a wonderful woman.
This FU started yesterday and the fallout was today.
Yesterday I had the pleasure of going out with a lovely lady. Prior to our evening out we have a couple long phone conversations about our mutual interests. Needless to say I'm excited since I have... | 6 | 12.5 | |
1654826047 | 1654827014 | t3_v8woms | t5_2to41 | 3 | Fit_Ad_7681: TIFU by getting my identity and money stolen
Sorry, I'm on mobile so please forgive my formatting.
I'm extremely embarrassed that this happened as I'm always the one saying "I can't believe people fall for this", but just know that no matter how smart you may be, there is always someone smarter.
Yesterda... | 3 | 1 | |
1654826061 | 1654891474 | t3_v8wost | t5_2to41 | 73 | sgreenspandex: TIFU by sharing my friend's wedding dress reddit post in our groupchat that has the bride and groom
This literally happened a few hours ago. I got home from a long day of med school and was just chillin in bed scrolling through reddit as one does. Now I've been married for a few years and when my wife I ... | 4 | 18.25 | |
1654828587 | 1654829262 | t3_v8xh5w | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU
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bravnot: Your post is extremely confusing. I have no idea what's going on
pookshuman: most of reddit is basically just people talking to themselves
bravnot: I think that's actually most of the Internet, lol
| 4 | 3.5 | |
1654828851 | 1654832240 | t3_v8xjw1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Whylgbtq: TIFU by believing that LGBTQ was a sin
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MacAndDennis4Ever: The reason it doesn’t make sense is because these rules were written by men, not by a god, so they are riddled with problems. When you take the Bible at face value it makes absolutely no sense why a perfect god, and I stress perfect, would a... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1654829739 | 1654917634 | t3_v8xtes | t5_2to41 | 245 | [deleted]: TIFU By Having Love After My Wife Got A Nose Job And Having To Take Out A Loan Afterwards
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finedirttaste: I've been horrified of this type of result since my wife floated the idea of a nose job a few years ago... you're much more supportive, I told my wife she would be single and her nose would end ... | 5 | 49 | |
1654829902 | 1655001920 | t3_v8xv5o | t5_2to41 | -2 | ramonaflowerz7: TIFU: actually TYAIFU by getting trashed and screwing my cousin ar a work party
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ThrowawaytheDaisy: That's rape.
YungJohn_Nash: Genuine question of opinion here:
As an adult I feel that I'd know pretty damn well if one of my coworkers were fucked up as they were coming on to me and asking me... | 5 | -0.4 | |
1654833591 | 1654900499 | t3_v8yy3m | t5_2to41 | 3,181 | Avg_Titty_Committee: TIFU by getting high and reporting my job to osha
This happened moments ago and the realization of what I did sobered me up real fast. I'll sum it up by saying that my job, a restaurant, has some electrical issues and has since I've been there. I saw two girls get shocked months apart by the same t... | 12 | 265.083333 | |
1654838779 | 1654839516 | t3_v90e3u | t5_2to41 | 40 | DrLemonUzU: TIFU by letting my grandma see my discord chats with my boyfriend
Yes, this happened today but started a week ago....
My boyfriend lives in the US, and I've known him for 4-6 months and we've been together for almost a month
I, [20M] had this lame ass Nokia 5, which is super old. The screen was starting t... | 4 | 10 | |
1654838621 | 1654842095 | t3_v90cjs | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by finishing my surgery prep at the grocery store
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tsumtsumfaithie: Bowel surgery prep is a beast.
We stayed at a hotel the night before my bowel surgery, since the hospital was more than two hours from home and I didn't want to travel while doing bowel prep.
The low point was when I was vomi... | 3 | 6 | |
1654842338 | 1654878003 | t3_v91arm | t5_2to41 | 30,167 | TheonYeahboi: TIFU by swallowing
This happened about 15 minutes ago. NSFW because sex.
Background: Husband and I have been trying to get pregnant. Our sex life has always been pretty great, but the added motivation recently has made things extra steamy and fun! Unfortunately the repeated back-to-back creampies have t... | 10 | 3,016.7 | |
1654842388 | 1654889193 | t3_v91b6i | t5_2to41 | 11 | smolmolly: TIFU trying to give a guy my number
Ok this is v lite by this sub’s standards but I def feel like I messed that up.
We were in a rrreally loud restaurant. I (28F) spot a cute guy while waiting for my takeout. As someone who has a hard time with meeting people irl, I’m trying to be more honest and direct in ... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1654844061 | 1654845541 | t3_v91pki | t5_2to41 | 22 | throwawayyy68473727: TIFU by accidentally shoplifting, it's incredibly obvious that I did it
Got about £10s worth of stuff in ASDA, pretty much just bread and coffee, took it in the basket to the self service machine. Put my backpack in the bagging area, had staff confirm that the bagging area weight was a bag, and the... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1654845007 | 1654903230 | t3_v91xwp | t5_2to41 | 15 | NotAnAlligator: TIFU By sending out 20+ incompetent Resumes
TIFU by sending in the incorrect Resume I updated.
This happened in the last 0-48 hours. I have been aggressively applying to jobs. I have even been booked for interviews with 8+ of the roles I applied to (Submitted to the Hiring Manager). I was wondering why... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1654846126 | 1654847248 | t3_v927mu | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a trip down memory lane.
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MyOnly_Account: We all know that's not why your assignment is gonna be late. Were you avoiding it until now? In fact stop reading this and get off Reddit
easycrumbeasydough: Dude it's a 60 page report, the topic is vast I never mentioned that I am starting ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1654843328 | 1654879911 | t3_v91j9x | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU calling her parents idiotic, might have destroyed a friendship
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KittikatB: Send her a message apologising for being thoughtless and telling her how much her friendship means to you. Chances are it will blow over if she can see that you are genuinely sorry for what you said. A good friend can us... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1654849368 | 1654849771 | t3_v92yiy | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by not cleaning my bong for months
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Ballerwind: Bruh
shut_up_meg-: 💀
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1654849409 | 1654852722 | t3_v92yu2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | trenchcoatidiots: TIFU by diving down a YouTube rabbit hole
So I, 15m, am very interested in severe weather events. I don't think that this interest came from a good place though. I've had this interest since I was 8, and though it has faded and reappeared at times, its almost always still at least somewhat there. Now ... | 3 | 3 | |
1654849535 | 1654965337 | t3_v92zsh | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking my friend hunting and getting shot
This happened about two months ago, and i must add that nobody was seriously injured. The bullet grazed me and left with nothing more than a scratch.
So the story goes:
I invited my friend over to my house to stay the night because i have some private prop... | 4 | 5 | |
1654845403 | 1654905722 | t3_v921gt | t5_2to41 | 15 | kindParodox: TIFU: I Put on a Darth Vader Voice Changer Mask with a Stomach Bug.
(I hope this isn't too vulgar or too vague)
My husband and I bought a house about a month ago and have been unpacking very slowly, but finally got a day off work ((bc I've been super sick, and unable keep food down)) but I've been trying ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1654811396 | 1654862229 | t3_v8rvoz | t5_2to41 | 27 | maple_mooses: TIFU by abandoning my students
Just before I get to the fuck up I wanna note a few things quickly, I'm not a real teacher I'm studying to get my early childhood education degree but work ft in a daycare. The fuck up happened 3 days ago and if blood/menstruation triggers you maybe don't read this. ... | 3 | 9 | |
1654858072 | 1654879823 | t3_v95006 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Function_Bulky: TIFU by almost getting hit by a car
I was in college, I'd just finished my classes and was walking to the bus station.
I said bye to my friends and started walking faster so i wouldn't miss the bus, i saw a car to my left backing out of a barking space, but it was going really slow, since other student... | 11 | 2.272727 | |
1654861395 | 1654929264 | t3_v95vkp | t5_2to41 | 14,944 | BallShapedPizza: TIFU for not being gay enough I guess
I (17m) have always been gay, but only recently did I feel comfortable enough to make it public knowledge. It came as a surprise to most of my friends and family because in small towns like mine all gay people are supposed to be feminine and flamboyant whereas I wa... | 14 | 1,067.428571 | |
1654868757 | 1654869713 | t3_v9849v | t5_2to41 | 6 | Deanxisto: TIFU by prank calling my friend
These events just happened.
So I 17M was bored at home with a friend and being dumb teenagers we decided to at least try to have some fun. So I called one of my best friends and started talking to him. Saying some pretty stupid shit for example: I’m gonna shit on your front ... | 3 | 2 | |
1654870331 | 1655216210 | t3_v98nzs | t5_2to41 | 7 | Hudson_the_meme: TIFU by being nice to my bestfriends girlfriend
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ltrayeetlord: Why is 80% of this post identical to what has happened to me, bar the actual FU?
Hudson_the_meme: now im interested in your story, plz spill that tea
ltrayeetlord: Aw sh\*t now I gotta clean that up
ltrayeetlord: *\*Tea is a pain t... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1654870537 | 1654987506 | t3_v98qn7 | t5_2to41 | 5,550 | pokapokabyebye: TIFU by being the best aunt ever
So i (18f) have 5 sisters and only one if them has a kid. Stefanie (29) has a son (6) we'll call him jay. Jay is my best friend and we like to play pranks on eachother a lot. Nothing too serious, usually just hiding in a corner when walking by, putting toothpaste in oreo... | 7 | 792.857143 | |
1654870633 | 1654911579 | t3_v98rst | t5_2to41 | 218 | Iuqrazte: TIFU by losing a vibrating butt plug and rediscovering it through my dad
So this was not today, years ago but I think I was a senior in high school. I’d bought a vibrating butt plug probably 2 years prior to this when I was feeling extremely horny and impulsive.
I used the plug maybe once or twice before de... | 5 | 43.6 | |
1654874182 | 1654939422 | t3_v9a1gp | t5_2to41 | 64 | Akward-Paintbrush: TIFU by having a meltdown during my exams
Well, I have autism and ADHD, which means that my midterms are a little bit of a challenge to me, to say the least. I have this weird operating mode: it takes me forever to read half a paragraph, which means that I have to study for longer periods of time tha... | 4 | 16 | |
1654874719 | 1654875833 | t3_v9a8av | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: Tifu by going into my friend’s phone
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Scared_Weekend_7979: This was very dumb, but you sound young so just learn from it.
1st: dont take other peoples stuff, even if someone else handed it to you. 2nd: dont go through their stuff, go into their social media and send stupid stuff like that. Why do y... | 4 | 3 | |
1654877018 | 1654879358 | t3_v9b2a3 | t5_2to41 | 44 | Unikorn9: TIFU by falling for the most simple internet scam.
This might just be fuck up of the year. But I'll let the strangers of reddit decide that.
A little back story. I just turned 21(M), 5 days ago as of this moment. Now I've never been a drinker but now that I'm 21, I'm exploring some different things and tryi... | 4 | 11 | |
1654878244 | 1654880331 | t3_v9bigf | t5_2to41 | 12 | Quiet-Advertising954: TIFU by touching one of my best friends while sleeping next to her
I'm 17M, she is 17F, and he hang out a lot together. My ex and I broke up 3 month ago, and she and I became a lot closer after. We hang out and talk a lot, and we have fun together.
She came to sleep at my place and the next day w... | 4 | 3 | |
1654879533 | 1654893875 | t3_v9bzbv | t5_2to41 | 47 | BL4CKB0X97: TIFU by using Chegg
Final year physics, Quantam Mechanics exam.
To give some background, I have had a very bad year mentally. This time last year I woke up in hospital after having what was apparently a panic attack and passing out on my first day as a Prison Officer (I quit my degree). Turns out I brok... | 11 | 4.272727 | |
1654880941 | 1654897396 | t3_v9chup | t5_2to41 | 30 | Hera2990: TIFU by eating a hotdog
NSFW because of grossness.
I am currently recovering from covid, I’m still feeling very tired but my congestion is going away. Today for lunch, I decided to order a hotdog and chocolate milkshake for lunch because a) I am sick and tired of this isolation and I want to make myself fe... | 5 | 6 | |
1654881354 | 1654984076 | t3_v9cnb8 | t5_2to41 | 56 | elle5624: TIFU by insulting my husband
Well I’m in the doghouse.
My husband and I were talking about how I used to go on chat rooms all the time in my teens and talk with random people. I said how I would be talking to guys my age, but deep down I really knew they were probably “50 year old bald men or something” and... | 10 | 5.6 | |
1654879250 | 1654901426 | t3_v9bvpa | t5_2to41 | 332 | Wookin_Pa_Nub_: TIFU by wearing a cock ring to work
TIFU by bringing a cock ring to work
I'm using my nsfw throwaway account for this because some friends of mine know my main account and I would rather they not know what I find kinky. Anyway, I (35m) like to wear cock rings when I have sex or masterbate because I lik... | 5 | 66.4 | |
1654864177 | 1654907091 | t3_v96ofv | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting to snapchat…
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Dezirrez: Don't be an attention seeker on social media.
Problem solved, this entire thing is just cause of stupidity and nothing else.
TheDarkShadow369: thats mainly my problem, i do stupid things over the internet...
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1654885452 | 1654888965 | t3_v9e5cv | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying something to my gf, not sure what exactly.
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Squishyfeathers: As a woman who has gone through this exact thing, it’s really not you. She’s frustrated and insecure about something, could be how the clothes fit, could be how she feels. Women don’t just dress to look good, how we dress pr... | 3 | 2 | |
1654885833 | 1654886933 | t3_v9ea6j | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By Breaking My Brother's Fleshlight
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JustSomeUsername99: Dude, you are touching something you know he jizzes on and you have no idea how well he cleans it. That is way more embarrasing for you than him, why would you tell people?
Soemet: It's TIFU for a reason
| 3 | 1 | |
1654888113 | 1654893205 | t3_v9f3g9 | t5_2to41 | 71 | mildlynaughty_: TIFU by accidentally rejecting my crush
So this is actually “Twenty years ago I fucked up” but I still think about it every once in awhile.
In college, I had a huge crush on this guy in my dorm. He was the RA. He gave my heart flutters. I used to write about him in my journal. It was a huge innocent c... | 7 | 10.142857 | |
1654887560 | 1654915478 | t3_v9ew4j | t5_2to41 | 33 | NoIWontDrawYou: TIFU by setting my work microwave on fire
I (19F) work in a supermarket bakery as the head cake decorator. This happened about 2 days ago. I went on my break and bought a craft Mac and cheese that you just add water to and microwave. Because it's cheap and easy (and good as fuck let’s be real). So I did... | 3 | 11 | |
1654892301 | 1654908428 | t3_v9gkoj | t5_2to41 | 18 | Sh1tB34ns: tifu by believing an apparent "was-been" friend
So my buddy (T, m26) and I (J, m26) have this mutual friend (C, f25). T was my friend since 2nd grade, and has some pretty fucked up mental and emotional shit that he's working through. T used to date C on and off, but over the past year he swore up and down re... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1654892318 | 1654898863 | t3_v9gkvg | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU I fucked by shaving my beard
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AtillaTheHyundai: I feel like only babies and animals would get confused by something like this
Capable-Site-301: Yeah, like, was he wearing different clothes? Shaved his head too? Suddenly grew or shrunk by a few inches? Changed his eye colour? Gained or lost a fe... | 6 | 8.833333 | |
1654893365 | 1654895157 | t3_v9gy3e | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by sharing a LPT to someone.
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MuskyLion: What is an LPT in this context?
StarStruckSocks: "Life Pro Tip"
MuskyLion: Any chance you're the co-worker and just found out he has the feels for you?
StarStruckSocks: No chance, I'm taken and prefer ladies myself.
MuskyLion: Would've been an interestin... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1654894981 | 1654960086 | t3_v9hjex | t5_2to41 | 239 | JamoreLoL: TIFU by having sex with my wife
Wife wakes up from a nap, we are both feeling kind of into it so yeah, we did it. It was great (as always). We go downstairs to check on our 3 month old who is being watched by my mother in law. It is important to note that our son sleeps in our room in a bassinet. This inform... | 5 | 47.8 | |
1654883335 | 1654902705 | t3_v9ddj6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | wurlbird: Tifu by giving my wife systemic poison oak
This story doesn’t actually start today but started Memorial Day weekend. My wife and I went to a “camp party” at this rural swimming hole on my friends families property.
We spend all of Saturday doing some day drinking, swimming and partook in general memorial we... | 3 | 1 | |
1654897629 | 1654898507 | t3_v9ig4t | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By gifting my (29F) boyfriend (25M) some books I found online which would help him lost longer.
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RainbowWaffles135: Where’s the fuck up?
_DOA_: r/tifu except there's no fuckup.
RainbowWaffles135: Today I got fucked up?
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1654899802 | 1654901597 | t3_v9j7ml | t5_2to41 | 16 | Starhunt3r: TIFU by swimming wrong for most of my life
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EqualMight: Okay, now I need to know the video.
Starhunt3r: just posted!
| 3 | 5.333333 | |
1654901802 | 1654981047 | t3_v9jw59 | t5_2to41 | 428 | ladymay214: TIFU with laxative tea
A few years ago I was a little “backed up.” Nothing was working so I decided to try some of that smooth move tea and then promptly forgot I had drank said tea. I had no prior experience with this tea and to this day I have never had it again.
After forgetting I drank so much of this... | 5 | 85.6 | |
1654904699 | 1667769541 | t3_v9ktqn | t5_2to41 | 20 | jadedyoungst3r: TIFU By playing “money for nothing” by the dire straits in a car full of gays
Driving a group of gays to this pride event, I drive Uber and I could just tell, they had rainbows as make up and dressed very openly. (I don’t judge) I asked them if I could keep my station going and they obliged. I live 80’s... | 8 | 2.5 | |
1654906464 | 1654906837 | t3_v9ldnn | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by being blind to the fact my crushed liked me back for the last 3 years
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Wellyeahso: Finding a woman that accepts a person who does not use paragraphs when typing is difficult.
Prepare for many more lonely nights.
drewed1: Hey he's only a senior, be easy on the boy
| 3 | 8.666667 | |
1654907225 | 1654910145 | t3_v9lm3t | t5_2to41 | 1 | phoebebuffayins3: TIFU by having two boyfriends who don't know about each other. Heeelppp
This isn't specifically \*today\*, it's the last month or so... it's just very much hitting me today.
Backstory: I (28 f) broke up with my ex of 8 years in January of this year. We remained on good terms, not really "friends" pe... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1654907986 | 1654908731 | t3_v9lubx | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my fwb cum inside of me.
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JClineMcC: Plan B.
Rackan-1987: What would that be if i may ask?
itsmyhotsauce: It's called the morning-after pill.
Rackan-1987: And it “takes care” of it?
itsmyhotsauce: Yeah to my knowledge it's basically just a high dose birth control used for this situat... | 7 | 5.571429 | |
1654908176 | 1655015151 | t3_v9lwco | t5_2to41 | 5,677 | Reji_Ex: tifu by helping my husband when he was sick while pregnant
Okay so as the title suggests I am pregnant. My husband's friend got him a drink that was in a new flavor (watermelon monster I think. Idc). The drink did not sit well with my husband and he came home and immediate started throwing up. My care taker in... | 9 | 630.777778 | |
1654910488 | 1654913113 | t3_v9ml04 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Ok_Possible_2171: TIFU by giving myself a facial
I'll start by saying this did in fact happen today, in the last 15 minutes actually.
I (26m) have been very stressed of late as I have exams coming up. It reached 1 am and I was still on my laptop in the lounge and I finally decide to call it quits and put the laptop aw... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1654910791 | 1654917535 | t3_v9mo1x | t5_2to41 | 55 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #13! Got a story to share? Come and share it on TIFU talks!
Lupin_The_Fourth: Thanks for listening guys have a safe night. Let's do this again. I have plenty of TIFUs to share
LadyBug_0570: Awww... I still maintain you've done nothing wrong.
Lupin_The_Fourth: Thanks that means a lot.
La... | 9 | 6.111111 | |
1654911502 | 1654913957 | t3_v9mvdc | t5_2to41 | 3 | BigCook8220: TIFU by finding out my favorite anime character could fly
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Tenlai: This is totally a TIFU.
RissoldeChocolate: And very relatable
Happens to me every other week.
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1654911965 | 1654919686 | t3_v9n00p | t5_2to41 | 71,129 | throwaway-the-hair: TIFU by giving my girlfriend money to surprise my boys
My gf and I have been dating for about a year and a month ago she moved in with me. She has no kids but I have 11 year old twin boys. I’m a single dad, their mom left shortly after she gave birth. In the beginning she would talk about my sons or... | 14 | 5,080.642857 | |
1654914477 | 1654994123 | t3_v9npqq | t5_2to41 | 2 | AbandonedByMyOwn: TIFU by offending a retired Marine Corps colonel with a politically incorrect joke and getting kicked out of NROTC
I'm a 22 year old mechanical engineering student, about to enter my last year of university this fall. I was in NROTC throughout my time in university; my dream, the goal I worked so hard... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1654915678 | 1654959555 | t3_v9o20d | t5_2to41 | 51 | Khlynn: TIFU realizing PED’s cause high sex drive.
TIFU realizing taking PED’s can cause a high sex drive.
Backstory: My wife and I have been together for 6 years, married for 1.5. We have a beautiful 7 month old daughter. I mention my daughter because while we were dating and even after we got married I had a very lo... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1654916241 | 1655032260 | t3_v9o7m9 | t5_2to41 | 152 | katkriss: TIFU by applying biofreeze to my clitoris and then washing it further into my vagina
Hi all! Hope your private parts are their proper temperature--because mine are not.
Today, Friday the 10th of June 2022, I finished my first week at a new job I'm really loving so far. Unfortunately, I realized this morning ... | 10 | 15.2 | |
1654917208 | 1654918017 | t3_v9ohkr | t5_2to41 | -1 | LingonberrySalt4329: TIFU By called my coworker’s instagram embarrassing
Okay so I (16f) recently started at a new job. And I’ve been there for about 2/3 weeks now. And my time there I became sorta not really friends with my coworkers/ trainer, and got his (20m) instagram, who we shall call mikey. When I first started ... | 4 | -0.25 | |
1654917916 | 1654973403 | t3_v9oopx | t5_2to41 | 130 | quietlyoli: TIFU By Closing My Bedroom Door In My Own House.
This just happened.
I am a nineteen year old man. My boyfriend is twenty one. We live in a little apartment right next to our job. Our landlady is a kind woman who we have no issues with.
When my boyfriend and I entered our bedroom we closed the door to k... | 3 | 43.333333 | |
1654920008 | 1655066782 | t3_v9p9ki | t5_2to41 | 2 | AnotherMexicanBot: TIFU a potencial friendship and relationship w/ my crush bc I ask about his day
Sorry if the orthography and reacting is bad, English is my second language
I (22 F) have a crush to this guy. I met him in the Cross Fit classes that the university imparts, he is very funny and very out going. I want ... | 3 | 0.666667 |
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