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1654919370 | 1655089734 | t3_v9p3bg | t5_2to41 | 8 | Christiandateme: TIFU by trying to flirt with women
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Lepardopterra: Focus on personality, stay away from comments on her face or body. Keep to general topics and use humor to make her laugh. Show interest by asking her questions. Talk little about yourself.Be polite almost formal allows you to back off before ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1654924994 | 1654996146 | t3_v9qkmn | t5_2to41 | 3 | Halfaloafofkungfu: TIFU by reading a story about a guy and his down syndrome twins and actually believed it.
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Halfaloafofkungfu: Yes, I hoped that a second read would make you ... | 3 | 1 | |
1654926465 | 1654928410 | t3_v9qxkr | t5_2to41 | 103 | megamarines: TIFU by falling in the shower last night, getting stabbed in the back by a glass candle I hit, had to head to the ER, lost a dangerous amount of blood, got stitches, and went home feeling pretty stupid
Ended up falling in the shower last night after getting overheated while exhausted. Nearly passed out an... | 4 | 25.75 | |
1654929529 | 1654990912 | t3_v9rnw4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by ignoring my gf's messages for the 100th time
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staggie71: Why is it so hard to call and have a conversation, if someone or something is important then call, let them hear how important it is to you.
Keld107: calls take 30 mins to an hour. you could send texts while busy with something.
stagg... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1654928194 | 1657105950 | t3_v9rcrh | t5_2to41 | 445 | Kjg1019: Tifu by letting a “friend” stay with me
I was letting a friend stay with me while she was getting her new place renovated. She’s been here 2 weeks and left this morning but I realized a lot of my things are missing. My daughters tablet, some of my makeup, food that I just bought, my AirPods are gone and other ... | 7 | 63.571429 | |
1654933085 | 1654950771 | t3_v9sh44 | t5_2to41 | 51 | TIFUtaaccount: TIFU by yelling at my wife for turning off my alarm making me late for work
TA since not many people know abt this situation.
So, about 10 weeks back, I got into a bad car accident, I was in a coma for about 2 weeks, a broken leg and a fractured rib.
I’m doing much better now
I’m doing much better ... | 3 | 17 | |
1654926589 | 1655062047 | t3_v9qymu | t5_2to41 | 67 | Corndogshame: TIFU by leaving a script out that my disabled brother and I wrote causing me to possibly lose my Internship.
My brother and I have a pretty odd sense of humor due mostly to our late mother letting us binge watch Monty Python and Mel Brooks movies at a young age , My brother has Down Syndrome and we ... | 11 | 6.090909 | |
1654935030 | 1654935391 | t3_v9swxw | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking my gf’s trust
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InfiniteIniesta: You will recover, but next time you're in a relationship try to communicate instead of breaking up for nothing... twice in few days.
ArminFixtJeB_tch: I know
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1654935018 | 1654940275 | t3_v9swuo | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by reminding myself why I'm single
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renderedghost: Maybe, just maybe, there's a connection between your bad experiences with "females", your aunts humiliating you, and this wrestling incest fart humiliation hentai you're into.
None of these things are healthy for you, and if you want things to... | 3 | 3 | |
1654938636 | 1654951380 | t3_v9tq8m | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking in on my son destroying his girlfriends ass.
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RottenAyy: "Him and his girlfriend don't seem like the type to enjoy sex."
What??? I understand that some people can be very reserved about things such as their sex life, but assuming that they don't have sex at all is just weird man (un... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1654937912 | 1655097612 | t3_v9tjzi | t5_2to41 | 6,567 | DazzlingDingos: TIFU by shitting all over my boyfriend's floor and his shirt.
This happened years ago. I had just started dating this guy. We were a few months into the relationship and I was at his place.
We spent most of the night having sex and I smoked some weed and it was just a great night. That morning he gave... | 10 | 656.7 | |
1654945271 | 1654958657 | t3_v9v7rf | t5_2to41 | 1 | PowerfulOstrich9645: TIFU by sending my mother nudes
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rrpdude: Seriously curious if you can make a living of OF these days unless you are in the top 2-3%. Seems like an obersaturated market and kinda like the end of the goldrush already.
The only upside I would see if flexibility to an extend like your average... | 8 | 0.125 | |
1654951839 | 1655040496 | t3_v9wxd3 | t5_2to41 | 225 | Portugal737: TIFU by showing my dad and sister a cool new smart phone feature..
I’ll start off with saying this happened years ago, but still haunts my thoughts to this day.
When this story happened, I must have been between 15-16 years old (roughly 10 years ago).Smart phones were already a thing that people were iss... | 5 | 45 | |
1654953092 | 1654954229 | t3_v9xajo | t5_2to41 | 13 | Strretch42: Tifu by Trying to Multi Task While Making Tea
To start off, this happened about an hour ago, I'm currently typing this while driving out to our first house. I have recently started a new job doing door to door marketing for a lawn care company and since I have to go out with the technician I have to be up... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1654954258 | 1654958854 | t3_v9xn9a | t5_2to41 | 32 | jontanamoBay: TIFU by working out too much
This is not a humble brag. I am almost 40 and just started working out again 3 months ago. Friends have now noticed I am in better shape, which just neatly frames for me what a flabby piece of shit I’ve been for the last decade plus. Because I am, at best, on my way to dad bod... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1654955097 | 1655008455 | t3_v9xw73 | t5_2to41 | 41,520 | ArthurStirling: TIFU by getting a co-worker to flash me
Obligatory 'this happened yesterday'.
The day before yesterday, my foster daughter had a bunch of her friends over to watch the premier of the new BTS video. I'd check on them every now and then and every time I saw them, they were doing these weird stretches ... | 15 | 2,768 | |
1654955110 | 1655043013 | t3_v9xwcb | t5_2to41 | 46 | cmonfiend: TIFU by spending nearly $3000 on what might(?) be a scam
Not today, but last Sunday. Also I acknowledge that I wasn't truly "scammed" but fell hook line and sinker for a marketing campaign. I'm a hairstylist (9 years in) and yearly my boss takes the salon staff to the big hair trade show in Florida for a c... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1654955418 | 1654958498 | t3_v9xzm1 | t5_2to41 | 19 | notbangingbrittney: TIFU by reliving past experiences with snobby high-school girls
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bumbasquatch: 95% of the people you’ll meet won’t give anyone outside their circle the time of day mate, of the remaining 5%, you’ll be related / friends with 1%, 1% will fancy you but you won’t fancy them back, just find the ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1654956333 | 1654977965 | t3_v9y9zu | t5_2to41 | 10 | Coolchristianboy: TIFU by not being a cool Christian
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dg_sports_gamez: Damn if you don’t like murder and lust, your really going to hate the book all Christians read, the Bible
GoonyGooGoo42: Very few actually read it.
Comfortable-Policy70: Don't tell me how it ends
GoonyGooGoo42: It ends with “Amen.”
Comforta... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1654957496 | 1654958097 | t3_v9ynam | t5_2to41 | 9 | Hotchristianwives: TIFU by visiting a Christian sex website
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DeepFudge9235: Get out meet one. Post on that website and ask if they have any tips for people like you looking for women like them.
[deleted]: People like OP would rather just feel sorry for themselves, look for strangers to commiserate with, and bl... | 3 | 3 | |
1654960627 | 1654962977 | t3_v9zns5 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU applying for a job and got hired
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i_will_cut_u: Always go for the job that you don't believe you are qualified for. Two potential outcomes: 1) you love your job and coworkers 2) you don't and maybe you get let go. The only way you're going to grow.
hakunapatata06: Reading this made me feel ... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1654959921 | 1655060885 | t3_v9zfa2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | SnakePhorskin: Tifu by falling into someone's puke
This just happened two hours ago.
I go to the gym to play basketball for an hour every day. I usually work on the basics while constantly dribbling and running the full court. A good ball player should never be looking down at the ball and I'm no exception but becaus... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1654961986 | 1654962931 | t3_va0431 | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by going into private stall to try and pee after I caught a gay man staring at my privates when trying to use the urinal.
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Early_Inspector988: Did you report it to the venue, especially at the time?
MrMeowSir11: The guy from the venue that came into break it up just helped him get out of there ... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1654963395 | 1654967321 | t3_va0ln5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Fardeck69: TIFU By walking in my parents room.
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Cjl4449: I'm assuming this is a fantasy of yours and didn't actually happen just by the sequence of events, and responses mentioned above.
GrindingNeverStops: Fr
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1654962795 | 1654964735 | t3_va0dyu | t5_2to41 | 25 | thekpopbop: TIFU by being Mixed Race.
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JustSomeUsername99: You dated a 30yo still living with his mom, who can't date you because his mom says no, and you think there is something wrong with you?
The only thing wrong you did was date that crazy recluse.
Little_Chemistry_322: yeah, definitely nothing wrong wit... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1654962306 | 1655020070 | t3_va07ze | t5_2to41 | 50 | UnessentialOils333: TIFU by chemically burning the head of my penis using an undiluted essential oil
Reposted because apparently the word “burning” gives me such wartime flashbacks that I misspelt it in the title
Obligatory this happened 2 years ago but since it was such a traumatic experience I’m only now starting to... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1654964536 | 1655059467 | t3_va0zsk | t5_2to41 | 14,482 | Galligan626: TIFU by recommending a book at work and getting reported for sexual harassment.
So I’m (mid 20s male) finding about all of this as of yesterday. I work as an assistant manager at a retail chain in a fairly intimate environment due to how small the store is (about 15 staff total when the norm is about twice... | 14 | 1,034.428571 | |
1654965375 | 1654969799 | t3_va19zs | t5_2to41 | 9 | Womenjealousgirl: TIFU by not wanting my girlfriend to go out in public half naked
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StranglesMcWhiskey: Yes, it's absolutely disrepectful and controlling for you to tell women what they can cannot do with their bodies.
Brave-Welder: Not in a relationship. There everyone decides their own rules. If just saying,... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1654968828 | 1654993795 | t3_va2fab | t5_2to41 | 16 | BallsDeep69Klein: TIFU...again
[last year](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/jhwwzp/tifu_by_refusing_to_accept_my_brothers_are_growing/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
So recovery took longer than i thought, it took me about 3 months to recover mobility from it, 2 more to get my posture back to norma... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1654979323 | 1654990883 | t3_va5v74 | t5_2to41 | 203 | yourdadisabean: TIFU Talks Episode #14 Got a story to share? Come and share it on TIFU Talks!
therealmrsfahrenheit: I’m a woman!!🙋🏼♀️
😂 I would talk but ehh I don’t know
antiracist_69: Come on, you only live once, come here and tell us your story!
therealmrsfahrenheit: I don’t know If it’s good enough 🤔
(plus h... | 10 | 20.3 | |
1654982903 | 1654986627 | t3_va70gu | t5_2to41 | 148 | jackedjames123: TIFU by teaching my cat to play "fetch"
TL:DR- My cat attacked my testicles.
Multi-phase, multiple fuckups.
This happened over months.
I freaking love this cat, my wife got him about two years ago to keep our old lady cat young and he's been an absolute joy......However, satan pooped this... | 4 | 37 | |
1654984140 | 1654990790 | t3_va7ekr | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU a date by choking an a piece of metal
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Dendad6972: Where are you your bringing a 19 year old to a bar?
hardboiledbeb: Because the US is like the only place where you have to be 21
Dendad6972: It's why I asked where?
hardboiledbeb: Ohh I misread your comment, my bad
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1654986393 | 1655061022 | t3_va84qh | t5_2to41 | 43,645 | mylo_account1-07: TIFU by coming home early to surprise my wife, who was having a surprise birthday party for me
Im still chuckling at this even though it’s kinda fucked up. Long story short, I forgot my own birthday.
Yeah yeah I know it’s weird, had a little bit of a ruff childhood and my birthday was either never c... | 19 | 2,297.105263 | |
1654988208 | 1654999768 | t3_va8ow3 | t5_2to41 | 34 | Chunky-Wunkie: TIFU by walking in on my family half naked.
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JL_2112: This shit is straight out of a porno.
Canadbis: Right, are they hot? Is my question.
Chunky-Wunkie: My sister is ~~the definition of ugly~~ very unattractive to me. On the other hand, it depends on what you’re into if you think my mom is hot.... | 11 | 3.090909 | |
1654988875 | 1654996546 | t3_va8wk5 | t5_2to41 | 91 | Gloomy_Food7726: TIFU by getting waaaaaay to high at this guys house the first time I met him.
Not today, but a few months ago…
I (19 f) was feeling super lonely and depressed so I signed up for an online dating app. I always found them sketchy and kinda stupid, but I was super lonely and I wasn’t meeting anyone in my... | 3 | 30.333333 | |
1654987912 | 1655045415 | t3_va8lq8 | t5_2to41 | 116 | booksbb: TIFU by working out and ended up puking, shitting and crying in front of the poor janitor
This is a long one, buckle up buttercups)
Obligatory- this happened an hour ago and I honestly don't think I can show my face on campus ever again.
I've seen everyone else share their shit stories, so I figured "What's o... | 3 | 38.666667 | |
1654990558 | 1654997699 | t3_va9ero | t5_2to41 | 143 | Sajiri: TIFU by making my husband think I was being unfaithful
So recently, I reconnected with a childhood friend through social media. We hadnt seen each other in 20 years, but it was nice to learn we both still had a lot of similar interests. We moved to talking on discord and having a great old time reminiscing old ... | 13 | 11 | |
1654991041 | 1654991984 | t3_va9jv4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Frenchtoast2870000: TIFU by calling a random old man gay
The formal obligatory, this didn't happen today but yesterday.
So I was out hiking in the forest by my house, which I usually do most evenings in the summer time. I broke off the regular trail and started hiking up the side of the hill the trails under. Making ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1654991146 | 1654998320 | t3_va9kyd | t5_2to41 | 7 | youknowleeknow: TIFU by vandalizing own house
A friend of mine has been wanting to get into graffiti, so I bought him these Bingo marker/stamps at the dollar store to test out designs. He saw some TikTok about it and I thought it'd be fun. I say that we should draw on the concrete instead of the wall in case it doesn't... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1654993332 | 1654996670 | t3_vaa8ti | t5_2to41 | 20 | Ginny_P: TIFU by falling on my face, breaking my colleague’s phone, and dislocating my jaw
Title says it all really. Obligatory this happened like two weeks ago. Ok, so I work in a restaurant/bar and this happened at like 21:45. This lady who wasn’t even in my section had ordered an Irish coffee. We put double crea... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1654994780 | 1654997139 | t3_vaankv | t5_2to41 | 3 | Rejectedchristianboy: TIFU for flirting with women at church
I have been doing a lot of thinking recently. Ever since I got in trouble and kicked out of church for flirting with and making moves on girls in the church. I was very much convinced that I was the victim in this situation and I still kinda feel that way, bu... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1654994236 | 1654997935 | t3_vaai4k | t5_2to41 | 27 | emta_official: TIFU by getting electrocuted from phone charger resulted in judicial case
I went to the city where I major in university, I knew a dormitory that I stayed countless of times and considered a trusted place.
Couple of hours have passed while I was studying I felt I was thirsty and decided to go to the gr... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1654995623 | 1655007812 | t3_vaaw51 | t5_2to41 | 43 | HelenaOfTroi: TIFU by trolling a troll
So the other day I get this message on Reddit from a troll, and it's... Graphic. I mean a long paragraph of insults that are really just projecting but hoping to dig deep, slurs, and an image of something I will not say on this subreddit.
I know the advice from everyone is going... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1654997382 | 1654997792 | t3_vabdic | t5_2to41 | 27 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #15! Got a story to share? Come and share it on TIFU talks!
MadKat2: Why do I keep getting notifications of these live talks? I’m not even joined up with this Reddit.
roweira: Same. I'm not a part of this sub and I don't want these notifications.
MadKat2: How do I stop these notificatio... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1655007015 | 1655057325 | t3_vadyqz | t5_2to41 | 1,143 | SaltyBJ: TIFU by growing clover in our front yard and I’m never mowing again
TIFU because after some convincing, we grew a large patch of clover in our front yard. It started organically, but we decided to let it flourish. We loved the bumble bees that bounced around in the front yard and the beautiful butterflies that... | 9 | 127 | |
1655011652 | 1655012551 | t3_vaf42m | t5_2to41 | 7 | i_am_not_cringe: TIFU by taking the trash out
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GypsyMoonbeam3: This is a made up story.
coal_powerplant_600T: How so?
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1655010487 | 1655044344 | t3_vaetsv | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing outside while mowing the lawn.
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derek6711: Why did you pull your nuts out to pee?
Fit_Ad_7681: Why don't you?
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1655013089 | 1655053416 | t3_vaffwi | t5_2to41 | 57 | InsertAdHere8675309: TIFU by giving my toddler a large cup of caffeine
Hi there. So for a little background, I’m a SAHM of 3 kids aged 5, 2, and 8 months old. We live a very healthy lifestyle but don’t completely restrict our kids diets. They’re allowed treats in moderation.
One of my 2yo’s “treats” is water enhancer... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1655016435 | 1655096833 | t3_vag784 | t5_2to41 | 25,811 | throwaway-the-hair: TIFUpdate by giving my girlfriend money to surprise my boys
Previous post: https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v9n00p/tifu_by_giving_my_girlfriend_money_to_surprise_my/
I don't know if this will get taken down or not but I wanted to update so I would stop getting harassed and people would stop ... | 14 | 1,843.642857 | |
1655022015 | 1655032702 | t3_vahgbs | t5_2to41 | 197 | [deleted]: TIFU by not having a plunger in my apartment for 4 months
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Orgazmo_87: Should have used your poop knife
Particular-Head-5248: I literally wish I could give you an award right now, thank you for making my night
Orgazmo_87: No worries. Id rather you spent your money on worthwhile causes like porn for ... | 5 | 39.4 | |
1655026300 | 1655281497 | t3_vaiedm | t5_2to41 | 34 | d0nm: TIFU by deleting my niece’s saved game for Animal Crossing
This happened a few months back.
When the pandemic started, I introduced Animal Crossing on the Nintendo Switch to my 9 yo niece. She got really into it and even had an Animal Crossing themed birthday party.
I was so proud as an uncle. I even got to play... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1655026531 | 1655059551 | t3_vaig7u | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: Tifu by getting caught with weed, alc, vape, and shrooms by my mom.
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ttystikk: I think it might be time to show her this thread, let her read it and have a long talk.
That's going to do wonders for your relationship with her and it will be therapeutic/cathartic for you both.
You know she loves you... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1655029852 | 1655068624 | t3_vaj7dd | t5_2to41 | 17 | Mi3zekatz3: TIFU in my dream
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grianmharduit: Dreams defrag the brain data.
We don’t know exactly why we dream what we dream. Some people invest much in meaning and others treat it casually.
If you are not frustrated IRL and can’t correlate anything then it’s just your brain doodling around. Don’t worry to... | 8 | 2.125 | |
1655030482 | 1655031668 | t3_vajcdx | t5_2to41 | 12 | bagelboner7: TIFU by fucking the shit out of a bagel
It was around 3 am in the morning and I only had a light dinner so I got hungry and got out of bed to find something to eat. I remembered we had bagels and cream cheese. I got the bagels and cream cheese out from the fridge and pantry and started spreading the cream ... | 4 | 3 | |
1655031805 | 1655033552 | t3_vajn8r | t5_2to41 | 92 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying to my boyfriend
I'm really anxious about this whole situation, I think I've screwed up royally and I don't know what to do...
I (23F) started dating my boyfriend (28M) three years ago, when I was in my first year of college. He's really sweet and makes me feel special and pretty and happy. I f... | 4 | 23 | |
1655031805 | 1655055425 | t3_vajn8n | t5_2to41 | 216 | pmsprincess21: TIFU by helping a homeless friend find a place to stay at my mom's
This all starts back in the fall of 2020. I (27F) had a friend (26F - let's call her A). We had known each other for about three years and had really gotten close because we shared some similar experiences with mental health etc.
In the... | 9 | 24 | |
1655034048 | 1655052566 | t3_vak6f1 | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting on my main account
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Afootabove: What did your mom say??? This isn’t the same….but Ive accidentally posted a soles & booty pic on my regular Insta account instead of my foot fetish account. My sister messaged me like, hey sis….what’s going on with you?? Lol oops
Trashy_pig: Yikes.... | 4 | 12 | |
1655035750 | 1655059557 | t3_vakm5o | t5_2to41 | 9 | Dman0o9: go fuck yourself
cchang3906: I love how you tried three times
Dman0o9: My entire reddit experience has been nothing but a nonstop wrestling match with automod
cchang3906: I can tell from your account bio
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1655035826 | 1655059280 | t3_vakn61 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by destroying my Relationship with my Sister over one Sentence she made as a 5 year old.
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VirtualDeliverance: Hypothesis: your brother told her to say that to you, and then told you to ignore her, so he could have her for himself as a sex toy.
Gray227: bro what the fuck
VirtualDeliverance: I al... | 5 | 2 | |
1655036207 | 1655070024 | t3_vakqup | t5_2to41 | 2,075 | Dman0o9: TIFU by changing the birthday on my twitter account
Edit: Got my account back! Sent in my ID as well as my grandmother’s (pretending to be my mom) and they gave me my account back with everything pre-13 gutted.
turned 18 recently and figured that, now that I’m a legal adult, there was no reason to have my bir... | 11 | 188.636364 | |
1655038226 | 1655039053 | t3_valbd2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Mintg1622: TIFU by now confirming dates I was supposed to work and walking in on the person still home
If this doesn’t match with the guidelines, then you can take it down mods, this is my first post here and on reddit so I'm unsure if this is truly my fault, but I feel like it was. This happened just an hour ago but I... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1655040000 | 1655121711 | t3_valujp | t5_2to41 | 1,388 | dylanciaga: TIFU by forgetting to flush at a girls house.
I had recently started dating this girl i met at work. Two nights ago i stayed the night for the first time, we went to watch the new top gun movie and then we made way to the beach, we planned to get dinner on the beach however the bi-polar weather of south flo... | 9 | 154.222222 | |
1655040102 | 1655143845 | t3_valvnp | t5_2to41 | 558 | Mommabucket123: TIFU by losing my winning lottery ticket. tldr at bottom
Well, the title says it all. Well, at first I thought I lost it but the actual outcome was way worse . I wanted to share my story given how frustrating this was. So the other day, I bought one of those instant lottery tickets that come out printed... | 13 | 42.923077 | |
1655045733 | 1655059867 | t3_vannxp | t5_2to41 | 7 | Rohri_Calhoun: TIFU by Falling in Love
TL:DR I fell in love and allowed myself to be used. Again.
I have been in an an abusive relationship for years. I have tried for years to get out only to be held back by his promises of change, threats of slander and sometimes just plain fear and trauma. He has negged and gaslit ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1655046657 | 1655074126 | t3_vanzem | t5_2to41 | 14,674 | hilmer655: TIFU by forgetting to remove my tampon before having sex with my boyfriend
My 23 M boyfriend, and I 21 F had rented an Airbnb for a week as an early birthday celebration for him in Palm Springs. We had made it a mission to get fucked up on this trip because I never got to do any of this in college and I want... | 9 | 1,630.444444 | |
1655049415 | 1655055701 | t3_vaox5r | t5_2to41 | 16 | SilverLucket: TIFU: By Going to work.
A small bit of background
I work in retail, my store is short handed
I was originally supposed to take my sister to a camp today, but that plan was cancelled. I had set vacation time 2 months ago so I could take my sister to her camp (2hr away)
I ended up going into work, found ... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1655049445 | 1655050082 | t3_vaoxi9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking multiple Reddit communities for advice using an account that was just opened...
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flyinbryan4295: Is there any difference in pay depending on what you choose? Irvine is going to be the most expensive. Houston is a miserable shithole. I personally would choose Charlotte. It's not too fa... | 3 | 2 | |
1655051267 | 1655056644 | t3_vapkhl | t5_2to41 | 452 | [deleted]: TIFU showing my [m25] ex girlfriend [f22] Reddit. Forcing me to break up with her
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scmflower: Sounds like you got out of a taxi relationship with a toxic person. I'm sorry you spent so much time with her
A-Dolahans-hat: I’m unfamiliar with the term taxi relationships. Can you explain that?
scmflower... | 4 | 113 | |
1655051567 | 1655356699 | t3_vapo9b | t5_2to41 | 7,911 | repentantPOS: TIFU by using a homemade fleshlight
I should start this by saying that I am engaged to an incredible, intelligent, kind, and giving woman who has the sexuality of a rubix cube. I love her dearly, but the algorithm to manifest sexual arousal within her is sometimes beyond the computational capabilities of ... | 27 | 293 | |
1655051482 | 1655067764 | t3_vapn5x | t5_2to41 | 7 | lineageofhobbis: TIFU by coming in my gfs mouth.
TL : DR I came 3 times in a row, then got head and my body short circuited and pissed a came in my gfs mouth.
I 21M had just been having some sexy shenanigans with my gf, not sex for all yall who it would have been rather disappointing...
I was in incredibly horny, ha... | 7 | 1 | |
1655052469 | 1655110915 | t3_vapzcf | t5_2to41 | 1,757 | yunivor: TIFU by possibly shaming someone from going to the gym
This morning I went to the gym and went to the treadmill as I always use it for 5-10 minutes before lifting weights, I get in one behing a chubby guy walking on a treadmill in front of mine thinking nothing of it and started walking as well.
While walking... | 13 | 135.153846 | |
1655052801 | 1655507383 | t3_vaq3fo | t5_2to41 | 203 | LittleGravitasIndeed: TIFU when I accidentally introduced myself to my neighbor with a sexually explicit joke.
I’d (F31) never seen this man (M50’s) before in my life. Not ten minutes ago, he pulled into his back driveway while I was sitting on top of my 8 foot tall backyard fence while putting together an outdoor kenn... | 8 | 25.375 | |
1655055515 | 1655057416 | t3_var1t6 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Alwaysthewrong: TIFU by asking strangers on the internet to judge me
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blademasterjames: Sounds like you are the asshole.
BobbyBlack8: And also it sounds like he's the asshole.
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1655055923 | 1655058213 | t3_var6vm | t5_2to41 | 29 | jaymi321: TIFU by letting my roommate’s cat sleep in my bed
(Obligatory “I’m on mobile so sorry for weird formatting”)
This technically happened last night, but since I’m still feeling the effects today I figured it warranted being share. TL;DR at the end for those who want the snack-sized version
My (25M) roommate (... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1655056667 | 1655069665 | t3_varg40 | t5_2to41 | 5 | qushawl_wasu: TIFU by having coffee cravings before boarding my flight
I had a flight today from Bengaluru airport at 7:55pm. I checked out from the hotel at 6:00pm which was 35km away from the airport.
Then as I waited for the cab to pick me up, I thought why don’t I use this time to rejuvenate my thirst and have so... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1655057995 | 1655060605 | t3_varx46 | t5_2to41 | 12 | lollipopfiend123: TIFUpdate: by having a cat with the same name as a euphemism for female genitals
[Original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/udxfuh/tifu_by_having_a_cat_with_the_same_name_as_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
TLDR: No, he doesn't secretly want to jump my bones, but no... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1655061198 | 1655062000 | t3_vat2ai | t5_2to41 | 6 | Realityheartbreak: TIFU by not being in the top 10% of men
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im_a_dick_head: "it's rare for a guy to be over 6ft"
Idk where you live but that's completely not true.
PedanticPeasantry: depends on where, the average had been going up for quite some time, and americans (with high dairy diet) are above avg in this... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1655061971 | 1655062846 | t3_vatchg | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting the shit scammed out of me when I really should know better
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GrindingNeverStops: Yeahhh that’s probably not going to be as bad as when your wife finds out….
brobijankenobi: Nah I’ma lock that shit down. Only reason I’m posting here is cause there’s no way to link this profile to me u... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1655061651 | 1655093677 | t3_vat87v | t5_2to41 | 12 | mrpotatoto: TIFU by forgetting about a visible used condom in my GF and cousin's shared trash can.
This was 2 days ago.
My girlfriend, her cousin, and I, are all college aged and they share a bedroom in an apartment with a couple other roommates.
Just a couple days ago, GF and I were leaving on a little road trip to... | 4 | 3 | |
1655065397 | 1655070740 | t3_vauko8 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Unlucky_Hope4607: TIFU; Serious
So I'm new to this but hey no one knows me and it makes it easier.
2 months ago I tried to hit the good ole self delete button. I'm married, have been for a year and a half. Tbh this past year has been hard on us. A lot of things came out about my husband that really hurt me. It caused ... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1655064909 | 1655079259 | t3_vaueg6 | t5_2to41 | 36 | nlkitty87: TIFU by loosing my glass kegelball
This happend a few years ago...
Im really in to glass sex toys. I find them very pretty looking and arousing. So from my close friend I've got this glass kegelball on a chain. It was a fun an nice gift, I really liked it :)
So one night I was alone in bed and decided to p... | 4 | 9 | |
1655076487 | 1655078823 | t3_vavu1x | t5_2to41 | 4 | 1600hazenstreet: Only in the ghettos.
strongblack0: Pretty sure corporate whistleblowers fear for their safety too.
1600hazenstreet: At least they won’t get shanked or end up in a ditch. Unless your Epstein.
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1655071049 | 1655079473 | t3_vawk7y | t5_2to41 | 16 | Senior-End3315: TIFU by falling asleep on my guy friend when I was stoned
happened on friday, so three days ago. Recently, i (25F) started hanging out with a coworker (31M) pretty often. It has led to some rumors of us being together around the office but we both know nothings happening and don’t let it stop us from ha... | 4 | 4 | |
1655071363 | 1655071983 | t3_vawocd | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU BY GRABBING THE WRONG LAPTOP WHEN I ASKED MY DAUGHTER IF I COULD USE HERS.
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MuskyLion: So you're punishing your daughter for having safe sex?
robbadobba: And because he CHOSE to DELIBERATELY take the laptop she didn’t give him permission to take. Because he “didn’t want to root around in her ba... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1655073251 | 1655096620 | t3_vaxbnn | t5_2to41 | 6 | TAaccountforTIFU: TIFU by making my husband think I was hurt……again.
I made a TA because I haven’t announced that I’m preggers to everyone yet but I wanted to share this semi- funny, semi- really not funny story.
I (female 25) have ADHD and I get distracted really easily distracted and move onto other things quickl... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1655074020 | 1655074650 | t3_vaxkwn | t5_2to41 | 17 | TonyDerEchte: TIFU by letting myself get robbed.
Coming back home from work at 11pm I(18m) got approached by 3 youths on an e-scooter, they asked if I had a cigarette and I as they passed by said no I only vape (my vape is 60€btw) and they immediately stopped I already had my vape in my hand and one guy around 18-20 im... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1655076506 | 1655077590 | t3_vaye5d | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking a bitch without condom
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WustinJestera: Slap yourself across the face, get tested tomorrow and Just pray to whatever God you believe in that your penis doesn't explode or fall off
badexample02: I will tomorrow, and I hope that I have nothing...
WustinJestera: Me too man, let this fear... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1655078330 | 1659576252 | t3_vayyct | t5_2to41 | 20 | Murmurmun: TIFU by scratching my balls after handling scotch bonnett peppers
I'm making this chili recipe tonight that involves home making your own chili powder. A bit more involved than I'd like, but I figure what the hell and I march to the grocery store to buy the ingredients. I pick up some scotch bonnets (not par... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1655078466 | 1655089896 | t3_vaz028 | t5_2to41 | 38 | NoGladOnlySad: TIFU by telling my friends about my “addictive gene”
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attabe123: Your friends wouldn't be making jokes if you told them what you said in this post. I bet they'd wanna help you out
NoGladOnlySad: I’m so scared to do so. It happened before where I told someone I thought was my friend and they stra... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1655081411 | 1655084598 | t3_vazx1m | t5_2to41 | 4 | burneracc183873: TIFU by not telling my brother to lock the door.
My brother came home just to grab some things he needed before leaving again while i was relaxing downstairs. He had unlocked the back door and my keys were upstairs, and i meant to ask him to lock it as he left but completely forgot until five minutes a... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1655082060 | 1655163872 | t3_vb04f8 | t5_2to41 | 854 | dark_wolf1994: TIFU by offering a stranger a ride to the next town
Today (yes, actually today) I saw someone posting in our local city Facebook group about being stranded and needing a ride to the next town over. Roughly an hour drive. The comments were all super rude, people saying "get a job" or just plain insulting ... | 6 | 142.333333 | |
1655081889 | 1655137097 | t3_vb02et | t5_2to41 | 19 | archaeob: TIFU by putting jewelry from an archaeological site under my bed
First to clarify, I'm the archaeologist in this scenario. I didn't steal or purchase this jewelry, I found it at a site I had permission to dig at. Anyways, I pulled all of the jewelry I found at this site out of their proper bags with the other... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1655082540 | 1655085690 | t3_vb09uj | t5_2to41 | 28 | wnwentland: TIFU by consuming expired fish oil pills and vomiting violently at my gym
I’ll try to do my best with formatting, but I’m on mobile so no promises. This did happen today.
To preface this story, this year I’ve gotten big into supplements and what not trying to become as healthy as possible. I take a multivi... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1655082003 | 1655083865 | t3_vb03nj | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally walking into someone changing in a hotel
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ExoticButters79: Hiw did your key card open a different door?
Individual-Coffee-47: I'm not sure I just put it up there and it opened 🤷♀️
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1655084827 | 1655085917 | t3_vb0yz6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by paying slightly too much attention to the guy “peeing” next to me at the urinal.
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mjkjg2: The thing about confronting people for doing this is- if they’re unstable enough to masturbate in public, they’re probably unstable enough to assault you
vundercal: Yeah, that plus the slight possibilit... | 3 | 2 | |
1655086442 | 1655147955 | t3_vb1gqv | t5_2to41 | 16,256 | esit: TIFU by telling an EE-related nerdy dirty joke in bed
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Brick_Lab: Laughing during sex like that is marriage material though lol
ABlinDeafMonkey: Can confirm. My wife and I laugh during sex pretty often.
timeflux123: Is...is it the size...? That usually makes women laugh pretty hard....
ABlinDeafMonkey: N... | 11 | 1,477.818182 | |
1655086608 | 1655102439 | t3_vb1ik6 | t5_2to41 | 83 | worstdatethrowaway2: TIFU a date with my crush I’d been waiting an entire year for by getting too high
So last summer I met a boy and fell in love with him. He’s tall and gorgeous and really kind and popular at school. He had had a gf all summer and part of the school year but they broke up over winter break and he’s b... | 5 | 16.6 | |
1655087317 | 1655089936 | t3_vb1qgt | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting where I took a leak...
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Milwaukeemayhem: I really hope you made all that up. So much about this is just sickening irresponsibility.
[deleted]: When you gotta go, you gotta go... I didn't have time to think about it in advance, and afterwards I had to just get back to driving ASAP.... | 3 | 1 | |
1655087223 | 1655215405 | t3_vb1pgg | t5_2to41 | 57 | KedRulz: TIFU by getting sunburned like a lobster and terrifying my 4 month old
My 4 month old and I went to visit my grandparents on their farm. It's the Midwest in the middle of June so it's 90 degrees and humid. Their house air conditioning isn't working so it was well over 100 inside. We decided to make a day of it... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1655088943 | 1655092234 | t3_vb28b4 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Debleckpenta: TIFU by buying the wrong cartridge for my vape pen
So i'm new to weeding, and figured I'd try out some as it's legal in my area with a dispensary not far from where I live. I go in, and speak with one of the employees. Nice guy, seems pretty knowledgeable, I have trouble keeping up with the terminology be... | 9 | 2.222222 |
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