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1412370495 | 1412661189 | t3_2i822y | t5_2to41 | 178 | justathrowaway73: TIFU by making a joke about Ebola as a HS teacher...
I am currently a student teacher at a local high school, teaching a social studies class. For the most part, my students (sophomores) are pretty good. They never really act up. They are almost always behaved, but there is always that one which you m... | 10 | 17.8 | |
1412368217 | 1412371033 | t3_2i7y05 | t5_2to41 | 3 | TallDarkAndBrittish: TIFU by cumming so hard I bled
Bonus points for actually happening today? So this morning me and my relatively new girlfriend we're doing the dirty. I should preface this by saying she asked me to go easy because she was still sore from the night before and I oblige being as sensual and sensitive t... | 3 | 1 | |
1412370308 | 1412374964 | t3_2i81r0 | t5_2to41 | 33 | llewellynwest: TIFU by restarting P90X after a year and a half of being a fat stoner.
Completed p90x doubles june '13 and figured I'd jump right back in this morning with a light cardio x routine. Was doing ok with Yoga and Kenpo portions but when it was time for "Plyometrics" I had to stop and wake up my wife because ... | 7 | 4.714286 | |
1412371402 | 1412411744 | t3_2i83kt | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to engage a conversation with a girl I haven't talked to since elementary school.
So after the school day was finnaly over I saw a girl who looked very familiar to a girl I used to talk to in elementary school(I'm in high school), this is how the conversation went.
Me: Hey! are you in my gra... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1412367152 | 1412382533 | t3_2i7w38 | t5_2to41 | 136 | Drewthewidget: TIFU by destroying a squirrel using the power of the dragon shout.
So yeah, this is my brother's story, which I'm kindly putting to words for him. Also it didn't happen today. Not a great TIFU, but here goes.
So me and my brother, we'll call him Dragonborn, lived in this house next to a creek and near s... | 5 | 27.2 | |
1412371813 | 1412437396 | t3_2i84ba | t5_2to41 | 5 | Endofear: TIFU by not taking advantage of my turn
As most TIFUs go... this happened a while ago...
I was at a friend's birthday party, and we were playing games at a giant arcade in our area. We basically wasted our money on Key Master, a rigged prize game where you win things like iPads and iPods and etc... We were a... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412371521 | 1412372863 | t3_2i83s7 | t5_2to41 | 39 | neoandrex: TIFU by flooding my school gym.
Spring 2009:
- Math class had just ended and we were eager to go and play basketball, volleyball, table tennis whatever.
(I'm Italian and I don't know how it works there, but our P.E. teacher just used to give us a ball, let us do whatever the f. we wanted and ate snacks... | 3 | 13 | |
1412372900 | 1412379174 | t3_2i865a | t5_2to41 | 15 | Gliste: TIFU by spraying cologne in my asshole
Okay, so the apartment people shut the water off because some pipes are being fixed and I cannot shower anymore. So I got some of my cologne and decided to spray my colon to make it smell good.
My ass is now burning.
Alfrottos: You're gonna' die within 3 hours, have fun.... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1412373386 | 1412380825 | t3_2i86xr | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by jacking it at work. (NSFW)
So my cubicle is in the back row in the last column, so I've got more privacy than most at my job. Occasionally I'll go onto r/thick on my phone because I'm a horny bastard and I like my girls a little juicy.
I look at a few girls and get to the point where I'm either goin... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1412374623 | 1412376340 | t3_2i88vd | t5_2to41 | 56 | lalasparkel: TIFU by using Monistat as lip gloss
I am inspired by the girl who mistakenly wore her dads cock ring to tell my own story.
When I was in first grade I liked to go through my moms purse and steal things to show off at school. I would take gum or contacts or mints but one day I found a fancy tube of lip glo... | 4 | 14 | |
1412374963 | 1412392949 | t3_2i89e4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by sneezing with a boner
This morning I wake up with morning wood. Nothing new. Just chickennoodle Jr letting me know he's up. So I proceed with this morning ritual head to the toilet. Then it happens. Right as I was about to fucking sit down!! I swear the fucking pressure was so intense I thought my di... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412376836 | 1412456454 | t3_2i8cdo | t5_2to41 | 216 | [deleted]: TIFU fapping while high.
Tonight i fucked up. To completely undestand this FUCK- of-the-motherflippin-UP, I have to tell you bout what was happening a couple of days earlier.
I had just decided to move from my hometown to Stockholm, the capital of Sweden, to work and then study. I didn’t really have a plan... | 7 | 30.857143 | |
1412375765 | 1412407417 | t3_2i8aot | t5_2to41 | 60 | ZambieSlayer117: TIFU by entering the women’s washroom.
Here I am, walking through the meal hall, when nature calls. Knowing a layout of the hall, I knew that the two bathrooms are across a corridor from one another. As I near the washrooms, a song pops into my head, distracting me. I waltz blindly into the washroom.
... | 5 | 12 | |
1412378776 | 1412468767 | t3_2i8fbr | t5_2to41 | 6 | Songzhenli: TIFU by showing my dick to my neighbor
This TIFU actually began today! Anyway, so as I was walking home from school, I felt the sudden urge to piss. Since i lived in a private drive and the road was half a mile long, I decided to piss on the side of the road. Big mistake. As I peed, one of my neighbors drov... | 6 | 1 | |
1412379456 | 1412449323 | t3_2i8gdr | t5_2to41 | 1,467 | ShadyMcStabbyPants: TIFU by accidentally shitting all over my girlfriends sister while she slept.
Throwaway here, just FYI. First of all a touch of background; My new girlfriend and I have only been dating for a few weeks now but I feel like she's the one. Although after this morning that may change for the worse. She'... | 12 | 122.25 | |
1412378942 | 1412388706 | t3_2i8fkv | t5_2to41 | 5 | darkplane13: TIFU by telling my crush I was going to fall for her
I was talking to my crush, and we were just talking about something random. Somehow the topic got changed and I said, "I better be careful around you. Otherwise I might fall for you." That led into a giant discussion and I should've just stopped. Instead... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1412379287 | 1412473842 | t3_2i8g4t | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [Tifu] By looking down at my Shlong
TL;DR: Supervisor stares hardcore at my Johnston for a steady 3-5 seconds in mid conversation. I look down because what the fuck?? She knows I know at that point. Crazy awkward, I fucked up!
This happened yesterday for the record, however from what I have seen from you ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1412380695 | 1412408853 | t3_2i8i62 | t5_2to41 | 339 | BeingPeeing: TIFU by thinking that I was squirting when I wasn't (NSFW).
So, I was having one of those lazy days that I'm sure many of you also have. I'd been busting my ass at work the whole week and today, oh joy, I finally had the day off. Luckily, at home I have the place to myself. This was my opportunity to unres... | 7 | 48.428571 | |
1412382938 | 1412531676 | t3_2i8leh | t5_2to41 | 1,559 | rmb041: TIFU by shoving my ass in a random dude's crotch.
So my friend and I do this weird thing whenever we are walking around together. If he's walking in front of me, he'll just suddenly proclaim, "You know what's awkward? THIS!" and then bend over so I walk into his ass. I have no idea how it started, just one of t... | 12 | 129.916667 | |
1412382679 | 1412685935 | t3_2i8l0v | t5_2to41 | 3,545 | jydk: TIFU by creeping a client on Facebook while she was at my desk
analisttherapist: Here's what you do; tell your boss that the girl looked familiar to you, so you fb searched her to see if you had any mutual friends. While doing that you accidentally sent a friend request, and have since cancelled it because you h... | 14 | 253.214286 | |
1412385257 | 1412540660 | t3_2i8opb | t5_2to41 | 4 | Skyrim-Dovah: TIFU By going to the bathroom in a stall that I knew, didn't lock.
Quick_man: just the flip side of a post that made it to the 'hot' page on TIFU. the odds of you being the person from the story are rather low..
Skyrim-Dovah: Wait, seriously? Cause this really did happen to me.
Can you give me a link t... | 4 | 1 | |
1412386468 | 1412479404 | t3_2i8qdg | t5_2to41 | 14 | thisguyisstrange: TIFU by laughing
Decided I was going to look at [r/gaming](http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/) today and have a piece of a broken mechanical pencil in my mouth (smart,huh) at the same time. Found an image, laughed, swallowed broken piece, stopped laughing. Now I have to shit. I am afraid.
pandahat79: I'm... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1412386379 | 1412431019 | t3_2i8q9j | t5_2to41 | 91 | [deleted]: TIFU by causing corporate HQ to be evacuated
This happened a few years ago when I first started working at a new job. I was the new guy on the IT team at a large financial institution.
I worked at corporate HQ because I was a low level tech in the data center. As the noob I was blessed with the task of show... | 4 | 22.75 | |
1412386626 | 1412387576 | t3_2i8qlh | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to take on a project while my husband was out of town.
OK, so my husband left this afternoon for a work trip. We have been talking about renovating our backyard, so I thought hey, I'll start by staining and sealing our crappy wood fence and maybe inspire some additional backyard projects when ... | 3 | 5 | |
1412387663 | 1412432794 | t3_2i8rym | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by being too nice a guy.
So I've been talking to this girl for weeks right. She has split up with her boyfriend and all that jazz, so I tried to go in for the kill. The other week she came to mine and we "snuggled" in bed, before she left for work.
Today, she said she was coming round to mine maybe to... | 6 | 2 | |
1412388830 | 1412400922 | t3_2i8tkc | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to use hair cutting shears as a pill cutter.
I decided to start taking a multivitamin today.
I got home and read that there was 5000% vitamin B12 in each pill, so it seemed logical that I should cut the vitamin into smaller pieces to save money and not overload myself on B12.
I couldn't fin... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1412389941 | 1412452677 | t3_2i8v5b | t5_2to41 | 275 | [deleted]: TIFU and will most likely get fired.
I have made many dumb fuck ups in my life but this one takes the cake. It happened about an hour and a half ago. Before i begin I want to note that I work at a popular large supermarket chain that usually is a nice place to work and I have an issue with epilepsy where ins... | 5 | 55 | |
1412391211 | 1412406889 | t3_2i8wp3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by lieing in a TIFU post
I had the urge to write about a little story I had cooked up in my head, and decided to write it in a first person perspective. I thought, "This would be perfect for TIFU" You see, TIFU does not have a rule about if posts need to be true or not, and after seeing many of the top ... | 18 | 0.166667 | |
1412388922 | 1412394111 | t3_2i8tpb | t5_2to41 | 14 | ellevehc: [TIFU] By buying a car without the proper paperwork...
So. I know my way around cars, I have rebuilt many rear ends, engines, carbs, transmissions, and done a lot of regular work... However, I am very gullible and everytime I go to buy or sell something I end up making friends with the buyer or seller and get... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1412390303 | 1412468503 | t3_2i8vm3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting fired from my job after one week of training for sexual harassment.
My cowoker and I had on going back and fourth to see who could gross the other out with the most sexually depraved comments. Apparently, others in the class found this deeply offensive and complaints were made. So, I got fire... | 3 | 2 | |
1412396931 | 1412432678 | t3_2i93zr | t5_2to41 | 9 | octopus5650: TIFU again by saying "Watch your language"
I'm cursing at a friend jokingly, it's our thing, when this person says "watch your language" and I say "watch yours" thinking it came from this student over there, and a teacher that looks like a student, I mean about 5'3 ish? I'm 5'6, so he looked like a short s... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1412380949 | 1412401942 | t3_2i8ijk | t5_2to41 | 2 | RafaelNo: TIFU by cutting myself... while shaving... my balls... on the taint...
right before a hot date that starts at 6:30. I am super pissed because it has been heating up, today is or was likely the first time we were gonna hook up, now I might have to ask her for a tampon! The bleeding has slowed but damn it hurt.... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412400995 | 1412456706 | t3_2i98cx | t5_2to41 | 177 | _thot: TIFU by letting my autistic brother scalp himself.
Let me start off by saying that this actually happened back in 2010, but it hadn't kicked in how much I had *actually* fucked up until this morning as I watched my brother eat breakfast.
So here's what happened.
My autistic older brother and I were bored out ... | 7 | 25.285714 | |
1412400401 | 1412402298 | t3_2i97s0 | t5_2to41 | 14 | ArcaneNight: TIFU my misspelling a syntax and crashed my computer slightly (WARNING: only tech wizards may understand this)
I (like always) was on my computer fucking about when i realized, "Hey making my own codec could be fun"
So i fired up Eclipse and started working. the codec i was making was a sort of Python/My... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1412402534 | 1412435092 | t3_2i99x3 | t5_2to41 | 72 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my boss's wife some of my calamari
It was an after work function at a local restaurant we were all meeting at. I got there first so I sat at the bar, ordered a beer and watched TV since no one else from work was there yet. Everyone took a while to show up so by the time they got there I alread... | 4 | 18 | |
1412402807 | 1412415891 | t3_2i9a5j | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU By letting my wife mow the lawn.
Ok, I have been a lurker for a looong time. I was compelled to make an account just to share this story of my fuck up. Like most others, this actually happened in November of 2012.
So, to set the scene, it is early Nov. in Ohio, and I live in a small town on a dead end ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1412389167 | 1412420719 | t3_2i8u1z | t5_2to41 | 17 | JohnnyLights24: TIFU By ordering a very alcoholic beverage at bar
Last night (Today if we say post 12am) was my brother's birthday so my friends and I (who are 3 years younger) went to the bars to celebrate. His brother proceeded to tell us about the bar, as we don't usually go there too often and he is a regular. He t... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1412404645 | 1412405805 | t3_2i9bxz | t5_2to41 | 3 | bigfrogman171: Tifu by working out for the first time in 5 years.
Actually it was yesterday, but the "fucked up" part applies to today.
As the title says, I worked out for the first time in 5 years. I just recently got a gym membership, and yesterday was my first day going there. I went with my friend who has already ... | 3 | 1 | |
1412406742 | 1412411456 | t3_2i9dsu | t5_2to41 | 4 | fuckinawfulthrowaway: TIFU by hanging out with my ex.
Throwaway because boyfriend thing has Reddit.
Disclaimer: together or not I know it's fucked up, and I'll be telling my boyfriend-thing regardless.
First off, I have a boyfriend, thing. We're long distance, and lately, he hasn't been treating me like his girlfri... | 4 | 1 | |
1412409961 | 1412478613 | t3_2i9gcx | t5_2to41 | 14 | punmastersky89: TIFU by confessing to a girl I really like.
So today was the day, the day that I tell the girl I spend most of my time with that I like her, she has a boyfriend so I couldn't exactly ask her out, but I just wanted to get those feelings off my chest. Today we went to her house for a few hours and had ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1412412146 | 1412415651 | t3_2i9hyr | t5_2to41 | 10 | noodlesfordaddy: TIFU by making another yo mamma joke.
So last week at work I was stressing out. It was a really busy day and I was trying to do my best to keep up with the rush of customers, when my colleague made a joke along the lines of "when was the last time you went to the gym?"
Because I was rushing about the ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1412415067 | 1412451347 | t3_2i9k2j | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my best friend (girl) I wanted to sleep with her by mistake.
All right, fellow Redditors, this story did happen today...
If you know me, you'll see I'm a pretty nerdy guy. I have the whole beanie, glasses, messy hair, funny laugh, the whole jazz. My best guy friend (let's call him 'Liam') is... | 11 | 5.636364 | |
1412417112 | 1412463714 | t3_2i9lju | t5_2to41 | 17 | Lillypie12: TIFU by eating spaghetti o's drunk
Got home from the bar, layed in bed watching tv for a while and decided I was hungry. So I whipped up a delicious, steamy bowl of spaghetti O's to crush those hunger pains. Well being the lazy slob I am, I carried the super hot bowl of Lava O's back to bed with me cuz it's... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1412419447 | 1412491236 | t3_2i9nbf | t5_2to41 | 20 | TheThing345: TIFU by making fun of a handicapped kid at McDonalds
This woefully embarrassing event happened at thursday
So me and 2 other good work colleagues decide to spend our lunch break at McDonalds, colleague A goes ahead and orders while me and colleague B wait for A to order.
colleague A goes to pick a place ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1412419432 | 1412443132 | t3_2i9nb4 | t5_2to41 | 29 | tifuthroww: TIFU by sleeping with my laptop on..
So I came home drunk last night, went to my room and started looking at some kinky porn. I never really get drunk so this is what really annoys me. So i'm looking at this kinky stuff nothing illegal or anything but id rather not say what because its so embarrassing, so a... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1412394122 | 1412454354 | t3_2i90ia | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by not selling myself at an interview
I had a job interview for a government office administration role. I am already doing the job, this would be a pay bump. I spoke too quickly during the interview and used too many hand gestures. At the end of the interview, I had the opportunity to ask questions or ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412420472 | 1412447587 | t3_2i9o32 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving a huge mess at the place I was house sittig.
So I'm house sitting for my parents and watching my dog / cat. I'm in college but I'm home for the weekend right now, which is about an hour away. I picked up a shift at the shop where I work and had work from 3pm-10pm today. I got here last night.... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1412423005 | 1412492167 | t3_2i9q37 | t5_2to41 | 24 | i3na: TIFU by sending nudes to my boyfriend.
This happened this morning.
So I attend and play college softball for a school that's about 3 and a half to 4 hours from home. Being a student athlete, the team has not had a weekend off since we moved in back in August and this was the first weekend we all had time to go ... | 4 | 6 | |
1412424113 | 1412491302 | t3_2i9r0f | t5_2to41 | 83 | McWh0: TIFU by doing an record-shatteringly pungent fart.
First off: I work in one of the few remaining Video rental shops - Yes, it's a blockbuster, and for all of you Americans are confused because they're closed, they ain't in Australia. God knows why not, they're just as empty here.
It being after 9:30 on a Satur... | 4 | 20.75 | |
1412429711 | 1412454663 | t3_2i9weo | t5_2to41 | 37 | Tipdrip1: Tifu by making love to a dirty women
So Thursday night I was bored and a little extra lonely so I decided to go to a 'rub and tug'. So far worst decision of my life. I've always been conservative with the choice of my sexual partners and never been overly concerned with my previous sexual partners. I've never... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1412429337 | 1412447662 | t3_2i9vzh | t5_2to41 | 101 | [deleted]: TIFU: By getting 999 death threats sent from my phone
Ok, so I am new to Reddit so forgive me if I a make any mistakes
I have got this app on my phone Which is called "sms bomber". it basically sends loads of texts with your desired message,
So some guy comes up and asks to borrow my phone, I let him borrow... | 9 | 11.222222 | |
1412429367 | 1412437856 | t3_2i9w0h | t5_2to41 | 63 | PixelVandalism: [NSFW] TIFU by going stand up paddle boarding.
TIFU by going stand up paddle boarding
Let me start this by saying, ever since I first saw someone on a stand up paddle board, or SUP, I have disliked the idea, and personally never saw myself participating.
Well it turns out I ended up falling into the fa... | 3 | 21 | |
1412430829 | 1412434168 | t3_2i9xns | t5_2to41 | 4 | Maverick3350: TIFU by accidentally washing my MP3 player
So, today I woke up on this beautiful Saturday morning in my university dorm room. I decided to pay a visit to my family and spend the day at their house since I have no urgent assignments to attend to yet and I figured that it would be a great idea to bring alon... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412433816 | 1412434930 | t3_2ia17u | t5_2to41 | -6 | MeiyaMitsurugi: TIFU by hurting my girlfriend over a video game.
Hey reddit, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we w... | 3 | -2 | |
1412431808 | 1412575131 | t3_2i9yrr | t5_2to41 | 204 | dizzyycrab: TIFU By laughing at Lobsters.
Let me start off by saying that this fuck up happened last night and has earned me a new nickname at work. And as you might be able to tell by my username crabs are my favorite animal.
I work in a high end restaurant as a cook, one where we have a live lobster tank. At one poin... | 7 | 29.142857 | |
1412429939 | 1412473226 | t3_2i9wny | t5_2to41 | 26 | orangegurg: TIFU by asking Siri to call me by my "preferred" name
happened earlier this week. In a meeting with 20 people, and it's quiet. Digging around in my bag I accidentally poked my iPhone and Siri went off. Unfortunately a few months ago instead of saying "Sorry, orangegurg I didn't hear that" I told Siri to cal... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1412434293 | 1412448878 | t3_2ia1t6 | t5_2to41 | 12 | GreazyPube: TIFU by leaving my phone on during class
A couple months ago, I left my phone on during history class. We were talking about the Slavery unit, and I was sitting next to a black student, as the teacher was mid sentance, my phone went off. My ringtone was "N*gga N*gga N*gga" (the song about being 100 or 200% ... | 3 | 4 | |
1412435200 | 1412442390 | t3_2ia35g | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not talking to my crush.
*Some bullshit about throwaway account* *Little information about myself* Ah. Here we go. So... there is this girl in my 12th grade class and she is damn sexy. Great personality, great body features, smart and athletic. I never talked to a girl before, I am out of shape but n... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1412432660 | 1412513758 | t3_2i9zn7 | t5_2to41 | 625 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to pull my eye out
So, I wear lenses, I was trying to take the right one out but it was being a real bitch, really had to work it for like two minutes, what I did not know was, I had already taken it out without noticing which I realised when I looked down and saw it.So yeah, I pretty much spe... | 8 | 78.125 | |
1412435559 | 1412487257 | t3_2ia3nm | t5_2to41 | 4,815 | KillBillRS: TIFU by going for an "Immigrant Song" cry in the shower.
Alright first of all let me start off by giving a little bit of background info. For those of you not familiar with what the "Immigrant Song" is, it's by Led Zeppelin, go look it up. You will immediately know what I mean by an "Immigrant Song cry". Fl... | 10 | 481.5 | |
1412432954 | 1412561450 | t3_2ia01s | t5_2to41 | 60 | CosmicRave: TIFU by forgetting to clean the rice cooker
Made curry like a month or so ago and had like half a thing of jasmine rice left in there, was too drunk and lazy to remember to save it so I just closed the thing and went about my day
opened it today and lo and behold, the remains of augusts dinner were pink. A... | 6 | 10 | |
1412385102 | 1412451548 | t3_2i8ohj | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by not flushing the toilet
It's worse than it sounds. Trust me.
Last evening, before heading into the shower, I decided to give my pubic mane a much needed trim. So, squatting over the toilet bowl like how I imagine Butters from South Park would, I went to town on it with an electric razor to get it do... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1412437153 | 1412484959 | t3_2ia5xy | t5_2to41 | 10 | WherethemusicAt: TIFU By not eating dinner.
I recently visited the (in)famous Oktoberfest in Munich Germany. I am studying abroad in Vienna so we took a party train from Vienna to Munich where there was an open bar that was very well stocked. I slept very little. Once there I had an apple and a pastry as a nice light b... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1412438446 | 1412445745 | t3_2ia7v4 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a new colleague that her mom was dead
So theres this new girl that has recently started at work, Sally.
she was talking to a handful of us about how her moms car had broken down and that she needs to go and pick her up after she finishes her shift (in two hours).
A few of the guys were making... | 3 | 7 | |
1412442090 | 1412479358 | t3_2iadcd | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a dumb kid with a .22
Alright, so this didn't happen today, it happened almost six years ago, I was like 13 at the time.
It was a boring day at around 5 am, me and my cousin were sitting there watching TV, trying to think of something to do. I had recently gotten a .22. "Hey, wanna go shoot so... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1412442556 | 1412475614 | t3_2iae2v | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU By not reading the warning label
First post ever so be gentle with me.
This actually just happened, and I'm typing this through what feels like a world ending hangover.
Some background: I'm a senior at one of the largest universities in the country and part of a very active club sport. We host a compe... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1412443307 | 1412454919 | t3_2iaf7t | t5_2to41 | 84 | [deleted]: TIFU I got a girl I met on okcupid pregnant
We met once. Then I spent two days at her house. We hooked up. Now she's pregnant.
I'm 28. I don't have a job. I'm trying to go back to school. I'm struggling with severe depression.
This is almost too much :(
Edit: A lot of people are saying there's no way to k... | 5 | 16.8 | |
1412441651 | 1412540253 | t3_2iacog | t5_2to41 | 9 | forgotaboutgus: TIFU by giving my dog an eating disorder.
My fiancee and I have a nearly one year old Australian Shepherd mix named Gus. He's what you would consider "special needs" - totally deaf, and 95% blind. This, along with his breed's reputation as a "shadow dog", means he's especially needy. Gus wants to be wit... | 3 | 3 | |
1412439070 | 1412449578 | t3_2ia8ru | t5_2to41 | 12 | Davidsup11: TIFU by trying to order something online
I bought a prepaid greendot visa card for $271.66. Exact amount for 2 online purchases. First order of $31 went through just fine, second one of $240.66 was declined for seemingly no reason. Now i can't get my money back because when i was forced to create an account... | 6 | 2 | |
1412443889 | 1412444911 | t3_2iag4g | t5_2to41 | 13 | The-Bunny: TIFU by talking at a Deaf Event
I am currently taking ASL and had to go to a Deaf Event to learn more about the culture. The event was at a casual setting restaurant. I brought two of my friends with me(they aren't taking the class) for support, because I am terrible with crowds and awkward, and didn't want ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1412439297 | 1412482403 | t3_2ia94e | t5_2to41 | 56 | westcoastsurfbum: TIFU by having the best sex dream of my life
This happened with in the last 4 hours. I was dreaming about that I was dating this beautiful woman. She was perfect, not just looks but she made me feel happy. We were cuddling and started getting physical. Soon we started making whoopee. Ha. And it was aw... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1412445106 | 1412552010 | t3_2iai26 | t5_2to41 | 679 | RainCoat_Guy: TIFU: By throwing my shit-soaked clothes out of a train window while naked.
So I work for a large corporation, one that has a lot of relations over seas. My job is chiefly looking after clients who are traveling from abroad to have complicated meetings with the company I work for, to talk about pie charts... | 9 | 75.444444 | |
1412438944 | 1412446584 | t3_2ia8lt | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by vacuuming up my school culminating project
So today after working on this school project that's due monday I decided to take a small break from the project that was about 95% done and I should do something else. Turns out my room was a bit dusty so my severe case of procrastination kicks in and I sta... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1412445222 | 1412448873 | t3_2iai9e | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by being concerned for my friends.
It was New Year's and my group of friends and I threw a big party at the house we have all our get-togethers at. The usual group is about 20-25 people but since this was a special night there were some others I didn't know there.
Obviously people were drinking, it's ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1412425222 | 1412506506 | t3_2i9ry8 | t5_2to41 | 17 | insanelymediocre: TIFU by being a dumb drunk
This was a while ago, but my friends just reminded me of what a dumbfuck I am, so I thought I'd share.
Said friends brought me to a party an hour away in a town I would never go to if it wasn't for this party. One of my friends knows the host, but apart from that, neither ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1412448304 | 1412532031 | t3_2iancr | t5_2to41 | 67 | mescalinecupcake: TIFU by drinking a flaming shot of 151
Pretty self-explanatory. I went to a house party and got quite drunk. I'm chatting up this cute German girl, when all of the sudden, the host staggers into the room with a bottle of 151 and a straight up evil smile on his face. He pours a few shots and lights the... | 5 | 13.4 | |
1412448706 | 1412519750 | t3_2iao08 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Apoxa: TIFU by not writing down the expiration dates.
So TIFU (or more like last night) by not writing down the expiration dates for 15 credit cards for a total of 106$.
So I work at Sonic and am currently employed as a carhop (my last shift is today) and yesterday our credit card machine wasn't working so we couldn'... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1412449755 | 1412478333 | t3_2iappj | t5_2to41 | 27 | EnjoyNukaCola: TIFU by shooting brake fluid in my eye
I'm a shadetree mechanic doing a brake job on my VW Bug. There are these little wheel cylinders in the drums that expand when you press on the brake pedal and compress again. For some reason one that I replaced was having problems, so I picked up the old one to see ... | 3 | 9 | |
1412450239 | 1412451355 | t3_2iaqh9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU: By inadvertently making a ex-pornstar blow her own spot up.
I was going to some bar in Midtown East, Manhattan to meet a buddy for a quick nightcap as I haven't seen him. When I get there he is talking to a bombshell of about 40 at the bar. He has an SO and isn't into the cougars, so he was wing-mannin... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1412450042 | 1412479797 | t3_2iaq5q | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk for the first time on my moms birthday
This actually happened a week ago, I had never drank alcohol in my life. I decided that I should experience being drunk before my mom came home, which would've been in about 5-6 hours. I searched my house for liquor and found a bottle. My brother ... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1412449088 | 1412473577 | t3_2iaomq | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by passing out on a group of hot girls at a party
This techically happened last night at around 12 am.
So to give you some context to the story. Firstly, I'm a really shy guy. Very introverted but at the same time, i don't mind partying with some friends once in a while.
So we get to this girls birt... | 4 | 2 | |
1412450920 | 1412477706 | t3_2iarkr | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: TIFU by blasting a porno in my dads car
So I get into the car with my dad. He's taking me to band practice. I usually like to listen to music on the way to practice so I plug in my phone via AUX and switch inputs.
We get to a light and I select a song and hit play, and instead of the song all everyone at t... | 4 | 17 | |
1412451750 | 1412475845 | t3_2iasvl | t5_2to41 | 73 | Thepoorregifter: TIFU by re-gifting poorly
Recently my cousin got married to this woman, let's call her Yoko because that is what she is. She is a horrible human being, certifiably crazy. Hates myself, my mom, my sister, my cousins sister and borderline hates my cousins Mom all for reasons that simply do not qualify as... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1412451600 | 1412490604 | t3_2iasnb | t5_2to41 | 260 | mackspowerr: TIFU By Accidentally Texting My Boss Something NSFW-ish
This honestly just happened and I'm dying from embarrassment.
So, I spent the morning installing an SSD and some RAM on my laptop. It was a pretty mundane thing, that I normally wouldn't brag about.
I boot up and am going through everything to mak... | 7 | 37.142857 | |
1412454265 | 1412460697 | t3_2iawpn | t5_2to41 | 8 | UdderTime: TIFU by losing a board game piece
So my sister wanted to play a board game with me and I figured why not. She pulled out this game with a boat that rocks back and forth that I hadn't seen in years. I pulled it out of the box and started setting it up and realized we were missing the piece that makes the ship... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1412456570 | 1412461282 | t3_2ib0ap | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by coming home early.
This fuck up just literally happened. I'm currently in my room writing it as we speak, afraid to leave the confines of my four walls.
We were pretty dead at work today and I decided to cut out early. I arrive home not a short time later and walk into my living room and proceed to... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1412457775 | 1412466600 | t3_2ib251 | t5_2to41 | 10 | BigRedGinger: TIFU by making a joke to a friend of mine on a sensitive subject.
This fuck up really wasn't from today. It's actually been 5 days since I had this fuck up.
To give context, my friend and I have acquainted for a few months now. We would text each other and bullshit. We'd make dirty jokes towards each oth... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1412458973 | 1412459511 | t3_2ib3xl | t5_2to41 | 42 | skinnyKss: TIFU by asking my coach to get fast food after a race.
I have posted this in an Ask Reddit thread but felt like this was a good place, especially in honor of shit Saturday.
My senior year I did cross country and my coach was a real stickler on us not stopping to eat on the way home. We finally convinced him... | 3 | 14 | |
1412461817 | 1412731410 | t3_2iawvk | t5_2to41 | 38 | whtruimplying: "Retarded" is a perfectly legitimate word, and is used in it's correct form in the sentence, as opposed to being used as an insult. You're the type of person who gets caught up in all this politically correct bullshit where every word is now offensive and can't be used at all.
thissshitrighthere: I'm no... | 11 | 3.454545 | |
1412444168 | 1412519830 | t3_2iagju | t5_2to41 | 5 | silverlegs: TIFU by accidentally saying "Dear" to my co-worker
This happened yesterday. A little backstory - I have a bad habit of saying "Dearie" when I address someone. Nobody really minds, but I personally don't like that I say that. Not too big of a deal, but awkwardness ensued yesterday.
I was at work and we were... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412457465 | 1413003342 | t3_2ib1n0 | t5_2to41 | 448 | fuzzyblackyeti: TIFU by saving a field mouse from my friend's kitten.
So recently one of my friends has gotten a border collie puppy. It's a cute mother-fucker, and my SO has been dying to see it.
So last night I went to see a movie with my SO and afterwards we were going to see my friend and her puppy. And my friend ... | 9 | 49.777778 | |
1412461420 | 1414174453 | t3_2ib7sk | t5_2to41 | 23 | thefalconnamedgreg: TIFU by taking a shit at a gas station.
I work in manual labor, and stopped to get some gas before heading back to my client's house that I worked at today.
Already being there earlier, I was fucking disgusting - dirt, sweat, chain saw oil, etc., so I didn't want to sit down and dirty their toilet.... | 8 | 2.875 | |
1412461832 | 1412470545 | t3_2ib8fb | t5_2to41 | 58 | polyester_ring: TIFU trying to start a bonfire with rubbing alcohol.
Today I tried to use alcohol pads as kindling for a bonfire. Alcohol is highly flammable, and I had a bunch of pads from my medical related job.Well, it turns out it's not a good idea to use this particular brand because the pad part was made of polye... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1412461419 | 1412485141 | t3_2ib7se | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my balls bitten by a rattlesnake while high
Today I fucked up really badly. Having just completed a long work project, I decided to call my buddy, lets call him Frank, to ask to drive to his house smoke a few blunts, play some Borderlands 2, etc. Now some background info. Frank is a HUGE snak... | 3 | 1 | |
1412463086 | 1412464051 | t3_2ibaa8 | t5_2to41 | 14 | charrzard: TIFU by not knowing the difference between VampireFreaks and SuicideGirls
This was actually in grade 7, but I was just starting my emo phase and I needed inspiration on what kind of amazing emo haircut to get. I had heard other emo kids talking about VampireFreaks, but couldn't remember the name.
So me, in ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1412460457 | 1412514494 | t3_2ib6a2 | t5_2to41 | 54 | Jesus_Carnival: TIFU by exploding a house.
I was working with a buddy and an inspector for a realty company. So we're looking at an old house with gas leaks. We find the generator in the shed. I tried starting it cause I thought it was busted. Generator worked, wiring and gas lines were all shot to hell. House blew up.... | 3 | 18 | |
1412465219 | 1412607415 | t3_2ibdby | t5_2to41 | 161 | SantaSoz: The only honest TIFU
Today I fucked up. I have an exam on Monday and have not studied. Also I do not have the textbook but I torrented a copy. My life is meh.
#TIFU
Update: ezpz exam, thanks reddit!
TypicalPebble: You still have enough time my friend.
SantaSoz: You know what? I do have enough time, thank you... | 6 | 26.833333 | |
1412466023 | 1412466630 | t3_2ibege | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: Two TIFU's in two days.
TIFU no. 1 happened yesterday.
Some background: I am a SAHM. My child is in Kindergarten all day, I clean and do whatever til she gets home every day.
My neighbor, we'll call her Betsy, because that is her name, sometimes buys weed from me, well, we split a bag, really. I have a c... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412466895 | 1412527854 | t3_2ibfnf | t5_2to41 | 932 | fishmaster04: TIFU by Cockblocking Myself
I was at a college house party and an attractive freshman chick comes up and asks my friend, "do you want to go exploring?" I assume that she means the city and go "who the fuck explores Baltimore at 1:30 in the morning?" At this time, her even more attractive friend comes up t... | 12 | 77.666667 | |
1412467525 | 1412468885 | t3_2ibgjs | t5_2to41 | 24 | jshep0529: TIFU by causing my African-American mother-in-law to hate me forever!
pardon my errors, for i have had a little to drink...
today i fucked up royally...we'll start from the beginning, my lovely in laws of my perfect wife who just so happens to be bi-racial (dad is white her mom is African-American) (i am Cau... | 4 | 6 |
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