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1655089518 | 1655090233 | t3_vb2eno | t5_2to41 | 10 | SnobbygirlSuck: TIFU by trying to discuss something private with a dumb girl
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twohedwlf: Yeaaaaah, given what's been provided she's not the dumb bitch. You're the dumb bitch for expecting a girl to go off somewhere private with a stranger and then you got all bitchy when she refused.
2020Rawr: He posted same... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1655090632 | 1655125110 | t3_vb2qor | t5_2to41 | 25 | runningwiththedevil2: TIFU cheating
This started a month ago. I work with a girl getting married. We've become friends and she invites me to her to party with her fiance.
They are great people, but seems to hiding a big secret.
They know I'm gay & thought it was cool since I was their only gay friend.
One nig... | 9 | 2.777778 | |
1655091314 | 1655092799 | t3_vb2xtx | t5_2to41 | 6 | BunHein: TIFU by moderating an internet forum and stopping a stranger from hitting their child.
Today I really f'd the hell up when i was at a Ross in Reno trying to pick up a shirt for tomorrow night. Was at the rack and theres this little damn kid about 6-7 yrs old or so just hiding out in the rack. And i look at him... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1655093902 | 1655094219 | t3_vb3p0e | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by not fucking this woman’s throat
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Fnord1966: Spot the virgin!
Intelligent_Union261: Super virgin
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1655097365 | 1655100322 | t3_vb4mnl | t5_2to41 | 9 | HuskiesBrew2: TIFU by backing into my garage door
I went to leave the house and did everything like I always do. I opened the garage door using the wall button, started the car, and then immediately realized I left something inside. I then exited the car with it still running and went inside to grab what I had left. We... | 3 | 3 | |
1655098368 | 1655102077 | t3_vb4vzp | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU sexted a married woman
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FretlessMayhem: This may not be what you think it is. What if the marriage is over?
lkopfer: Ik but how would I even find out? She would know I snooped
FretlessMayhem: There’s bound to be an artful way of asking a question.
Perhaps you could mention how you’ve recently... | 9 | 2.111111 | |
1655100299 | 1655131477 | t3_vb5cbm | t5_2to41 | 19 | angryKid1: TIFU by being rude and arrogant
This happened yesterday late at night. I'm in my late 20s. I met this woman in her early 40s in a dating app and despite our age difference things were going ok. We met for the first time Saturday afternoon. We talked a lot. However she has this habit of saying that things tha... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1655104705 | 1655122270 | t3_vb6eks | t5_2to41 | 297 | [deleted]: Tifu by saying boys are better than girls
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Sincool: Low quality bait to get a post popular but I'll bite anyways
ZlatanKabuto: I agree
marcey_vampirequeen: Same
minimur12: Same
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1655104828 | 1655116186 | t3_vb6fnl | t5_2to41 | 22 | scar12346: TIFU By eating red velvet cake right before sex
TL:DR Ate red velvet cake right before we had sex after a month of holding back, threw up on my husband.
We have been working a lot. A lot of business trips where I am gone for two weeks and as soon as I come back my man leaves for two weeks for his own work t... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1655098437 | 1655153708 | t3_vb4wmb | t5_2to41 | 1,495 | lordotnemicsan: TIFU by attempting to suppress a laugh while I was on stage
Obligatory not today, this actually happened a few years ago. But I was a caveman (not on Reddit) at the time.
I was a member of my high school band. We were average, and I would describe myself as above average but not phenomenal. During re... | 4 | 373.75 | |
1655115674 | 1655198615 | t3_vb8xjo | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu by boiling an egg in the microwave
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existential_prices: Dude get over your bitchiness to ER or potentially go blind. See a doctor at least.
Then again, you are stupid enough to do what you did so there's a low chance of you listening now.
Verntrix: Yeah bro I’m cool about waiting hours to see ... | 9 | 0.666667 | |
1655116505 | 1655143131 | t3_vb94yu | t5_2to41 | 7 | Southernuglyboy: TIFU by not fitting in to a stereotype
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horsley1965: What is a "Becky girl"?
ApachePrime: It seems like OP is using a specific adjective for each "classification" of women, and makes mention that he can't "talk about color", so I'm pretty sure Becky means white.
horsley1965: What's wrong with ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1655120418 | 1655127142 | t3_vba6yd | t5_2to41 | 66 | Throwypeel: tifu by using shampoo as lube
So this happened to me last October.
I live alone in a little student Appartment and since a lot of classes were still online, I did spent a lot of time indoors. There was a little party from time to time but nothing really special (my university is pretty small too).
So thi... | 5 | 13.2 | |
1655120197 | 1655143719 | t3_vba4s3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Scarydemonic: TIFU by exploring the demonic things of this world
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luttman23: Glad you have considered that you're a delusional religious lunatic, as that seems to be the case. Religious indoctrination starts as a child for many, I think you might want to consider everything you have been taught to believe.
Fre... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1655121958 | 1655159597 | t3_vbanfm | t5_2to41 | 22 | bitchbookworm: TIFU by letting this girl laugh at me
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ThevoodooBandit: If you are that desperate for intimacy do the right thing, and get a hooker. Don’t go raping or hurting women. I know the path you’re on based on the shit you’ve said here man. Don’t hurt people. Please. Just go get a hooker man. That will ... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1655121901 | 1655122452 | t3_vbamqb | t5_2to41 | 1 | Spicy_French-Fry: TIFU by accidently came out as non-binary to my Christian parents
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RijkDB: id say get new parents /j
Spicy_French-Fry: Ha, I wish! My step-mom is trying to get custody atm, my parents won't let me know how it's going tho
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1655122549 | 1655135070 | t3_vbatwc | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: Tifu by not know how cast worked
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htepO: Her name's Sierra Skye. Have fun and keep your browser history clean, OP.
Avocado_With_Rabies: Be warned, I've seen this post before
queendeer420: yeah i’ve definitely seen something very similar as well
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1655124509 | 1655133137 | t3_vbbfz6 | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling asleep while giving my bf a hand job
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Sievee: I fell asleep giving myself a handjob after reading this 😴
MrCrawcikTv: LEGEND
Sievee: Too kind! 😁
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1655125366 | 1655190459 | t3_vbbq77 | t5_2to41 | 1,888 | OpenScratch5758: TIFU when I found out my dad didn’t go to medical school at 16 and I began full on sobbing.
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tykha: You sound like me when I’m manic.
Hope you’re okay, gotta make sure you take time to love yourself too.
OpenScratch5758: That’s the word to describe it. Im in some sort of manic state/ having a... | 8 | 236 | |
1655127026 | 1655140089 | t3_vbc9vk | t5_2to41 | 17 | tomwhiteman71: TIFU by telling my (M20) best friend (M20) that I suspected him of sleeping with my GF (F20) behind my back.
I'm currently in med school and I met my GF (same school and course as me) during my first week at uni. We've been together ever since, however we do fight a lot. We've also broken up more times t... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1655127824 | 1655133599 | t3_vbcjjn | t5_2to41 | 51 | Glenfiddich_18yr: TIFU by getting a rash on my ass two days before coming home from a solo vacation.
I wanted to go on a vacation but my wife couldn't because her work wouldn't give her the time off. I ended up going anyways and I had a real good time but I kind of messed up and made some sort of stupid comment while ... | 3 | 17 | |
1655128188 | 1655138491 | t3_vbcnw9 | t5_2to41 | 35,283 | Cent1nela: TIFU by hiding that I ejaculated prematurely
The fuck up was actually over 12 years ago. But i just found out recently.
I dated a girl when I was about 19. I was a late bloomer and had only been with one girl before that. We had a great time and had tons of fun. We understood each other perfectly.
One day ... | 12 | 2,940.25 | |
1655129035 | 1655145583 | t3_vbcyir | t5_2to41 | 134 | [deleted]: TIFU By Falling Asleep While She Changed
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Few_Carpenter_9185: 11 drinks and 7 Ativans?
You'd be dead.
GoodyearWrangler: We're doing better now but that was at the tail end of my 'abuse all the substances' phase
Few_Carpenter_9185: Ah, tolerance. I see. I'm glad you're out of it now.
I've never suf... | 6 | 22.333333 | |
1655128701 | 1655129591 | t3_vbcu0w | t5_2to41 | 16 | LaconicKibitz: TIFU by trying to catch my falling drone.
I was flying my drone around my backyard, trying to get a feel for the controls again after not using it for months. As it was passing by a tree, it must have hit a thin branch or something. I heard a "chunk" of it hitting something and the camera started spinnin... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1655129564 | 1655148573 | t3_vbd5b7 | t5_2to41 | 37 | vercertorix: TIFU by being helpful
Technically this was last night, I just found out about it . Wife went to the store around 7pm for groceries and when she came back, I started helping unloading. She started pulling things out of the fridge that were past their expiration to make room, and quickly finished filling up ... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1655132715 | 1655133554 | t3_vbe9ft | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex in my neighbors‘ apartment
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Skyyywalker215: Very fucked up. You owe them brand new furniture
Specific_Sentence_20: I disagree. What they don’t know can’t hurt them. And if you tell them now you’re only doing it for your peace of mind and not for their benefit which is actually rat... | 4 | 6 | |
1655131865 | 1655156704 | t3_vbdyae | t5_2to41 | 1,048 | -xpaigex-: TIFU By naked cuddling with my loving boyfriend and blowing out an ovary.
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laurabun136: I'd always had ovarian cysts but they were never painful.
Until...
One evening, reading in bed, got this really harsh pain in my right abdomen. It kept building, more and more pain, then I felt this *pop* an... | 11 | 95.272727 | |
1655133752 | 1655166554 | t3_vbenl1 | t5_2to41 | 3,608 | killer_yorkie: TIFU by making a joke and getting flashed by my mom
This happened a few months ago now, but I thought you guys would like the story.
My mom, her boyfriend and I were at my house getting stoned and playing cards against humanity. We all three have some pretty dark humor, so cards could get a little inap... | 13 | 277.538462 | |
1655134412 | 1655151628 | t3_vbew52 | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by overloading the benchpress at the gym. I made a fool of myself and am embaraased to go back.
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User00000314: Hey - we all make mistakes - get back on that horse, and get yourself back there for 6pm tonight. Sides - we often feel like we’re being scrutinized - hate to say it, we’re just not th... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1655136194 | 1655143353 | t3_vbfk8s | t5_2to41 | 5 | AnimeJapanFruit: TIFU by being an anime fan
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Arguablecoyote: I think for most people the feeling is that we can love and appreciate someone else’s culture, but adopting it for yourself is where people start to raise eyebrows.
For example, there isn’t anything wrong with eating mostly sushi and watching mostl... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1655136543 | 1655137791 | t3_vbfouz | t5_2to41 | 24 | WhyDidIFail: TIFU by getting herpes in my eye
This account is a throwaway, but I'll check back time to time.
So.. I had a very long time (5+ years) relationship and I've always been sure it would last as we had really good chemistry, loads of fun and we had been living together for so long. I was entirely committed to... | 3 | 8 | |
1655136183 | 1655227269 | t3_vbfk3s | t5_2to41 | 26 | x0epyon0x: TIFU by brushing my teeth
This happened over the weekend. I have a rather unique wedding ring that's several gold strands woven together. It looks neat, but one drawback is that stuff like lotion can get lodged between the gaps in the strands. I have a toothbrush that I use to clean it out when it gets bad.
... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1655138540 | 1655141662 | t3_vbgfsl | t5_2to41 | 20 | Drewwomencrazy: TIFU by not knowing how to be a cool man
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Lord_Donnos: Havnt read this but it only applies to under 30s, no-one over 30 cares about being cool, just about paying bills
bknow1452: I am over 30 and just thought 5 sec about a cool respond to this, but i am over 30 and you are right.
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1655138786 | 1655145753 | t3_vbgj3u | t5_2to41 | 46 | nuclearkiwi28: TIFU by letting my sister stay the night
I think my mom was murdered and I don't know how to prove it to anyone. A bit of back story, my sister 30, and her baby daddy 31 are train wrecks with 3 kids. They were living off my mom. They didn't get jobs and were to busy doing heroin. Yes CPS was called, but ... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1655139545 | 1655141825 | t3_vbgt7o | t5_2to41 | 44 | Mudkip-Mudkip-Mudkip: TIFU by whistling at a cute little bird.
I'm an animal lover, especially when it comes to wild animals and animals that don't normally want to be around people. I've had fun in the past singing (whistling) with birds and getting their attention, and I'll usually try to interact with any cute anima... | 4 | 11 | |
1655140271 | 1655141780 | t3_vbh3gl | t5_2to41 | 5 | Gucciswagfresh: TIFU by emulating Japanese culture
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_The_Llama: Lol you know Japan is still kinda racist, right?
https://www.npr.org/sections/pictureshow/2021/09/15/1037301765/this-is-a-film-about-what-its-like-living-while-black-in-japan
VelcoreTethis: After doing business and recreational trips to Japan, th... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1655140490 | 1655143316 | t3_vbh6dt | t5_2to41 | 73 | imthatpaige: TIFU by flashing my plumber
Basically what the title says. I had to have a plumber come out to my apartment due to my neighbors fucking up our kitchen sinks (our kitchens share a wall & the plumbing is connected). They use their garbage disposal every. day. Like it’s a replacement for a trash can. This... | 6 | 12.166667 | |
1655140863 | 1655142593 | t3_vbhbjt | t5_2to41 | 13 | MachuPichu10: TIFU by asking my dad for advice
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Orio_Cookies: How are you just now finding out about your father's religious beliefs at 18? Is this the first question you ever asked him? Either way that sucks ass OP. Hopefully you can salvage the relationship.
Also your dad is based af. Ignore woman, aquire ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1655138220 | 1655180528 | t3_vbgbin | t5_2to41 | 94 | EnbyMistress: TIFU with relatable awkwardness, but cranked up to 11.
I've been single for a while and have been, for lack of a better term, irrationally horny.
Today was my birthday, so I thought I'd treat myself to a new toy.
Being as randy as I am, I didn't want to wait for delivery, I wanted it now, so I went to a... | 3 | 31.333333 | |
1655141697 | 1655142081 | t3_vbhn71 | t5_2to41 | 136 | Sweet_Cornbread: TIFU by watching spicy videos on the Hub
I was doing the solo diddly watching some not so wholesome content when I came across a video of a sub and his dom. It was like an edging session and he was tied up. The whole video she would check in on him and making sure he was okay. Any dom should do that bu... | 3 | 45.333333 | |
1655142203 | 1655226990 | t3_vbhtyo | t5_2to41 | 17 | Jordanshoesbts: TIFU by trying to speak Korean to my Korean roommate
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twohedwlf: I think your first mistake was thinking you only needed to spend a day learning.
WhatIsLife4242: Fr its not duolingo or something
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1655142298 | 1655229932 | t3_vbhv8x | t5_2to41 | 843 | SomeMich: TIFU not realizing a girl was hitting on me [M25]
Hello fellow human beings.
I'm taking part in a novel writing contest and I usually go to write to the city library. I've faced more than a week of 0 inspiration, but today finally the words were flowing thru my mind and I decided to go to said library to go o... | 10 | 84.3 | |
1655145433 | 1655149140 | t3_vbj1on | t5_2to41 | 138 | Thrownawayliketras_h: TIFU by taking my cat to the vet
Today I fucked up by taking my cat to the vet. It was time for the yearly vaccines, and the vet I normally go to (my friend) was busy so I booked at a new place. I took my roommate with me to help calm my cat while I drove. The vet visit goes very well, and my cats... | 5 | 27.6 | |
1655146187 | 1655147052 | t3_vbjbk9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by revealing I am the eldest sister
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SeneInSPAAACE: What was the endgame there? O\_o
nbuzd: I'm the eldest and prettiest sister in the whole kingdom. My sister is young, a child, not worthy of your attention. Only pay attention to meeeeeeeee.
Or something like that, probably.
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1655146699 | 1655147220 | t3_vbjiec | t5_2to41 | 21 | Bitchbooksorry: TIFU by harassing this woman on the internet
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Fnord1966: Dude, put down the internet and go play outside.
MuskyLion: This might be the best advice on the internet!
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1655148543 | 1655149663 | t3_vbk7vg | t5_2to41 | 8 | PeterPumpkinEater77: TIFU by accidentally ejaculating to my GF's grandmothers late 70s pictures.
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The fuck-up happened last summer when I 17M and my GF 17F went away to care for her grandpa after an accident where he fell down the stairs, and he wasn't doing too well. My GF and I are an extremely sexual co... | 4 | 2 | |
1655151170 | 1655154529 | t3_vbl830 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally skipping a line
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DoIKnowYouHuman: Read as far as “Now here’s where I fuck up” and wonder why you didn’t just go about the whole shop in a normal manner, aisle by aisle, who looks for each specific item? How much time did you spend there?
Ill-Lavishness-2180: way to long
DoIKnowY... | 4 | 1 | |
1655153312 | 1655236848 | t3_vbm1c4 | t5_2to41 | 47 | MynameisJay12: Tifu by cleaning up cat sick.
So I’m house sitting for my friend on holiday looking after her cat. I’m also going through a breakup from my boyfriend of 3 years. He went to get the last of the stuff from the flat we shared together today, I told him once he’s done getting his stuff to post the keys throu... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1655154090 | 1655154832 | t3_vbmcco | t5_2to41 | 68 | GroundbreakingPay707: TIFU by throwing up at my internship
Literally happened an hour ago.
I'm a 20M university student, interning as a software engineer at a medical facility. This is my 2nd internship, but my first time ever working in an \*office\*. I even get my own desk and monitor and stuff! We even have a kitch... | 3 | 22.666667 | |
1655155998 | 1655223553 | t3_vbn2je | t5_2to41 | 134 | [deleted]: TIFU by making the police think my box of lube was a bomb
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redbucket75: So let me get this straight (heh). When you were in the mood, which at 18 would be like all the time, you'd walk down to the bridge, bring a big package back to your house, uncoil the wire all around it, carefully take off the t... | 3 | 44.666667 | |
1655157020 | 1655157365 | t3_vbngbq | t5_2to41 | 15 | twayforevr: TIFU by drinking in my parents house
So to add some context i am a 21M university student still living under my parents roof.. my 21st birthday just passed and for my birthday i wanted to have my first ever drink, however my parents are... Very against that sort of thing. They are religious and have always ... | 3 | 5 | |
1655155334 | 1655194041 | t3_vbmtjs | t5_2to41 | 16 | just_wanna_share: TIFU by choking on a piece of metal
The title isn't spectacular but I don't want to spoil the story for y'all
Happened barely some hours ago and my emotions for what happened when from extreme embarrassment to somewhat funny in the end
For a while I was texting with this girl and it was clear fr... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1655158079 | 1655166508 | t3_vbnumm | t5_2to41 | 188 | soccerb95: TIFU by not being excited about my birthday
So today is my birthday. I don’t really care I don’t know why I just haven’t been excited by my birthday since I was little. I got up went to work (I work 5-2) and started my day normally I didn’t even tell anybody it’s my birthday but they all soon found out. I g... | 4 | 47 | |
1655158604 | 1655166330 | t3_vbo1n7 | t5_2to41 | 32 | Electronic-Extreme-1: TIFU by Opening Up to My Boss and Getting Fired
So for about 3 months now, I've been working for this guy as a sort of associate. It's not what I was planning on doing, but I was getting paid well. He was a pretty chill guy and was willing to let me learn. I was basically helping him jump-start... | 7 | 4.571429 | |
1655158372 | 1655172774 | t3_vbnym2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by making fun of my girlfriends spelling in front of other people, without knowing that she's Dyslexic.
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CFH20: If she was your girlfriend and she hadn't told you about the dyslexia, maybe the relationship wasn't very solid.
khakileaderpog: Maybe you're right. I think she kept it hidden because... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1655162744 | 1655190662 | t3_vbpi6f | t5_2to41 | 12 | girlstrashy: TIFU by trying to Snapchat this girl
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onebadmex66: Yikes. You sound like some day you may collect women’s tongues.
BeardedPadMan: Lampshades too... Let's not forget the lampshades.
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1655164284 | 1655324435 | t3_vbq07z | t5_2to41 | 23,097 | cat_warlord_: TIFU by asking my partner what's her body count
The fuck up actually took place last year.
I was dating this gorgeous woman for about 7-8 months. We were getting along really well even if our couple had its flaws here and there. I was assuming she had an active sexual life before because she traveled a l... | 19 | 1,215.631579 | |
1655163595 | 1655178110 | t3_vbps88 | t5_2to41 | 28 | RokkSolid: TIFU by eating like a starved animal.
Diaclaimer: English is my first language rail on my terrible writing skills.
TIFU big time. I went to eat some Korean food at my favorite restaraunt with a friend today. Everything was going smoothly until I started eating rice. We got our food, and I start chowing down... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1655165020 | 1655226320 | t3_vbq90q | t5_2to41 | 12 | BluehairedHobbit: TIFU not showing my grandad My poems before he died
My whole life until my grandad passed away from cancer in 2017 he was a poet. He wrote amazing, beautiful and funny poems about anything. When I was thirteen he realised I had a passion for writing but because I was and still am insecure I never spok... | 6 | 2 | |
1655166930 | 1655174145 | t3_vbqv1h | t5_2to41 | 7 | fuckinchocolate: TIFU by going to Sam’s Club after being denied an ADHD diagnosis
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mtnmadness84: So it’s funny, I didn’t even know there WAS any sort of test for ADHD until recently. If there was I’d fail. I am far too high functioning. And yet I absolutely have ADHD. 100%.
ADHD is about executive functioni... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1655169506 | 1655171673 | t3_vbroj8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by agreeing to check a bag for my dad
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rpapafox: Damn, I was expecting you to at least have been arrested for smuggling contraband.
batyablueberry: Sorry my traumatizing near death experience straight into waiting for two hours wasn't enough drama for you guys. Next time I'll be sure to talk ab... | 3 | 2 | |
1655171948 | 1655292868 | t3_vbsff1 | t5_2to41 | 225 | DylantotheJ: TIFU. by passing gas twice in front of my manager
I am known to have bad gas and I try my best not to fart in front of people. Sometimes they create smells that I didn't know I could produce. I firmly believe if I was a super hero I could use that as my weapon.
Rewind to this afternoon as my manager is ex... | 8 | 28.125 | |
1655173359 | 1655174890 | t3_vbsvyz | t5_2to41 | 72 | cakeinmy_ass: TIFU by swallowing a lithium coin battery
I've (f17) been dealing with a few issues of taking pills whenever I feel down/empty and so this happened really early in the morning today, around 1 am. Some background information: I have this small, circular container that I've had for a while but haven't had a... | 8 | 9 | |
1655174120 | 1655180410 | t3_vbt4pr | t5_2to41 | 4 | Womentrendcomplain: TIFU by visiting pages that are primarily dominated by women
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SlimJim814: How does this belong in a subreddit entitled “Today I Fucked Up”?
Where is your fuck up?
truestgrub: Thinking anyone gives a shit that he “doesn’t hate women but….”
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1655174461 | 1655175783 | t3_vbt8mc | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not turning off Bluetooth
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jesusthroughmary: Imagine pretending this repost actually happened to you
poggod: Apparently more than one of us have had this unfortunate experience, this is my first post in this group
jesusthroughmary: 
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1655175391 | 1655176270 | t3_vbtilt | t5_2to41 | 32 | Summon_Ari: TIFU by letting an amazing woman go
I (23m) met this girl (22f) for around 8 weeks and we went on around 8ish dates and texted consistently. Those 8 weeks were magical for me and time seemed to blur whenever I was around her. She is everything I hoped and everything I wished. We had almost exact same worldv... | 4 | 8 | |
1655176795 | 1655222922 | t3_vbtxyq | t5_2to41 | 3,748 | WornOutMeatCurtins: TIFU...I fucked up real bad. I tried to give myself a Brazilian with hard wax.
I never thought I'd fuck myself up worse than the great eppilator incident of 2019... I was wrong.
I recently found hard wax and today while waxing my legs I thought...meh.... why not go on and smooth out the kooter? It... | 9 | 416.444444 | |
1655179359 | 1655186780 | t3_vbuplx | t5_2to41 | 14 | inflatableta: TIFU by comparing my coworker to an inflatable
Today I was at work. One of my coworkers is a generally upbeat person, often goes around singing, even dancing sometimes.
Now just the other day, I had been watching an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where the gang compares Dee's dancing to tha... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1655180224 | 1655236424 | t3_vbuyjd | t5_2to41 | 93 | ChineseAnarchist: TIFU by calling an escort but couldn’t do the job
TIFU when I called an escort and couldn’t do the job
This is probably one of the most embarrassing thing I have ever done. I am literally writing this contemplating everything happened in my life and how it ended up like this.
So, a little bit of co... | 5 | 18.6 | |
1655182250 | 1655313575 | t3_vbvj1m | t5_2to41 | 13 | EMstoryTA: TIFU by mistaking my wife telling me our kids in the room for her moaning
TIFU my mistaking my wife’s telling me our daughter was in the room for moaning
TA because my mom and sister have my Reddit and that’s all I need to say.
I’m cringing at this memory. I have a 7 year old daughter.
Me and wife Áng... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1655182830 | 1655252069 | t3_vbvou2 | t5_2to41 | 24,659 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my husband he can use me at night as his fleshlight
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zombiibenny: Aren't you risking a UTI since you're not awake to take a piss?
St3phiroth: Some women are prone to them and some aren't. I didn't even know peeing after sex was a thing until I read it here on Reddit in my 30s, but I'... | 12 | 2,054.916667 | |
1655182441 | 1655227907 | t3_vbvkuk | t5_2to41 | 784 | EMstoryTA: TIFU by mistaking my wife telling me our kid is on the room for moaning
TA because my mom and sister have my Reddit and that’s all I need to say.
I’m cringing at this memory. I have a 7 year old daughter.
Me and wife Ángela dont get much “alone” time. (Fuck this is so embarrassing)
Today my daughter kn... | 10 | 78.4 | |
1655187852 | 1655212368 | t3_vbx0ka | t5_2to41 | 261 | Tinea_Pedis: TIFU by trying to bring home some USA peanut butter through carry-on
A different thread reminded me of when I was last in the USA, boarding the flight home. I'm a sucker for the USA-style, overly processed style peanut butter. This was back in 2013 so Aldi didn't exist in Australia yet. Our 'processed' pea... | 6 | 43.5 | |
1655189618 | 1655191191 | t3_vbxg3e | t5_2to41 | 7 | Womenstaring: TIFU by staring at hot women
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_conqueror: How is this relevant for this sub? This is not a fuck up
rrickitickitavi: OP is the fuckup.
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1655190105 | 1655626345 | t3_vbxkiz | t5_2to41 | 15 | Bb_u_ok: TIFU by not telling my sister dinner was ready
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umineedaname: Well...it isn't your mom's fault or the sisters either. Please don't with the common sense, because sometimes people don't have common sense and can forget about it 😭, it would be nice if you told her idk why is she considered bad? 🤷🏻♀️... | 8 | 1.875 | |
1655189464 | 1655192186 | t3_vbxeq8 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Lickerbomper: TIFU by feeding my cats Metamucil
It was an accident!
So, in the last couple of days, at least one of my 2 cats has been pooping on the bedroom carpet. Ew? This is new behavior, never had this from either cat before. Strange? Two days in a row, poops. WTF?
And, one was about to vomit this morning. I ass... | 3 | 6 | |
1655191305 | 1655192618 | t3_vbxv4a | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU when my (M) best friend saw my butthole while I was on his (F)cousin.
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Axelfrost7: Now do him to assert dominance.
EfficientHospital130: So the dude needs to fuck his cousin?
Kinky 😏
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1655191596 | 1655267234 | t3_vbxxew | t5_2to41 | 27 | A_Seaotter: TIFU by sobbing while not knowing I had a bloody nose.
**((TW- a LOT of blood))** Oh boy do i have a story for you guys... So just for a bit of context, my family found out my dad has stage 4 cancer about a month ago. This is not the best thing to ever happen in my life, so I've spent the last few weeks cry... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1655191792 | 1655199425 | t3_vbxywr | t5_2to41 | 14 | cactuzzman: TIFU BY CUMING ON MY GIRLFRIEND'S SISTER PILLOW
(english Is not my main language srry) I actually fucked up today. I'm staying on my girlfriend's house for a week, we have a distance relationship so when i travel to see her, i use to stay for some days in her house. The problem Is that she lives with her fa... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1655191122 | 1655193290 | t3_vbxtj9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by yelling at two guys over a misunderstanding
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SyeThunder2: Dude you looking for sympathy here?
[deleted]: Nope just thought it was a cringe inducing social interaction
Jimmyw34g: You are cringe
[deleted]: Okay but these are two middle aged guys 40-60 harrassing college kids for weed they woul... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1655192760 | 1655213101 | t3_vby6sf | t5_2to41 | 11 | jambajew42: TIFU by drinking from a spit cup
This is actually a years ago I fucked up, but I just remembered it.
When I was in college I had a few people over in my room in the dorms for some beer pong. I had always kept a red solo cup (the standard plastic red party cups) that I'd fill with water before going to bed ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1655195738 | 1655199965 | t3_vbyuyi | t5_2to41 | 87 | HeroicLemming: TIFU by not finding Greg
I (27f) bought myself a rather decent sized dildo from a sex shop years ago. When getting into a new relationship, he found it and felt intimidated by it. So I decided to tell a porky to him that it was a gift on my 18th; A thing that girls prank each other with...
After some l... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1655198760 | 1655205692 | t3_vbzjig | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting crossed on 100 mg of thc and at least 10 shots
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SuperSyrias: i dont see the fuck up. this sounds awesome.
Marcel___: lol
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1655200070 | 1655201945 | t3_vbzu3t | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by drawing/doodling on my fingers
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hautcrossbuns: Why is that fucking up?
OpenScratch5758: Because everyone I know is deeply, deeply against tattoos.
hautcrossbuns: Do you actually believe that confirming you want something that other people don't want for you, is fucking up?
OpenScratch5758: ... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1655201414 | 1655202519 | t3_vc05ko | t5_2to41 | 14 | Chriller4Life: TIFU by rubbing it out on bible camp.
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Mighty_Cunnus: There was security footage of inside the bathroom? That’s fucked up, pretty sure it’s a breach of your rights.
Chriller4Life: ik right
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1655202984 | 1655206713 | t3_vc0jmf | t5_2to41 | 21 | Zakedas: TIFU By breaking my mother's bathroom scale
Today was just like any other day, I woke up, went to work, came home, took a shower; The usual. Of course me being the forgetful **** that I am, I didn’t remember the small and heavy piece of metal that I picked up with the intent to throw away (but instead put into... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1655204480 | 1655209100 | t3_vc0x9p | t5_2to41 | 18 | chernobylinmypants: TIFU by forgetting to remove a tampon, going to A&E and an andience ensuing. Thanks life.
Yeah, this wasn't the most fun I've had on a Wednesday night but I can laugh about it now, especially what happened along the way.
This story actually happened about 3 years ago.
So for this wondering, i... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1655208426 | 1655292340 | t3_vc20li | t5_2to41 | 38 | Dompapp: TIFU having my period at a summer camp
Obligatory this happened 2 years ago, but I still shudder at this incident. I also write on mobile.
I was 18 and I joined this summer band camp in Iceland. We were brought to this farm college campus. It had farms, barns and horses. Fun place. It was a music camp, so we ... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1655210231 | 1655217723 | t3_vc2jiq | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying a property close to a church (50meters) and building a house
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yeahthatsnotaproblem: We bought a house right across the street from a Jehovah's witness hall, the kicker is that my husband's grandpa built that church and is heavily active in it. No one else in the family is in this cult... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1655211422 | 1655212346 | t3_vc2wkv | t5_2to41 | 96 | guywithnohoes: TIFU by asking out a girl that talks flirtingly with everyone not realising it was the same with me
I'm 17 and I really liked this girl from my school. She was not insanely pretty or anything but we just connected on so many different levels. We just had so much chemistry. So on my friend's birthday he h... | 4 | 24 | |
1655210962 | 1655218987 | t3_vc2rdw | t5_2to41 | 214 | poowithaview: TIFU interrupting a drug deal with car sex
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Elvishgirl: At least it's better than being interrupted by the cops 😅
marmorset: Copus Interruptus
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1655212482 | 1655296354 | t3_vc3977 | t5_2to41 | 11,141 | smeads3105: TIFU by sleeping with my bf after he'd had a couple drinks.
Obligatory not today, this happened last Friday.
On Fridays my bf likes to go for a few pints after work, I have no complaints, he works hard and he's earned it. But this means he usually comes to mine afterwards a little bit tipsy and a little b... | 16 | 696.3125 | |
1655214436 | 1655221786 | t3_vc3vvu | t5_2to41 | 12 | screwukeyboard: TIFU by sending an inappropriate message to my new colleagues group chat
Throwaway because friends know my account. They would most likely recognize this by the story so please don’t take it to the front page but I need to get it off my chest.
I‘ve got a new job, working there for a week now. 100% remo... | 4 | 3 | |
1655215256 | 1655217855 | t3_vc45pz | t5_2to41 | 2 | SupremeRetarded: TIFU by saying a racially insensitive word infront of a poc friend
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StranglesMcWhiskey: This is weak bait.
SupremeRetarded: I mean it has gotten a few replies
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1655216171 | 1655338515 | t3_vc4h85 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a sex worker
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RiverTeemo1: Keep your hands away from crypto. It is a scam and harms the invironment
Sealance: As long as you're aware that it's a pyramid scheme and have "expendable" money then it's ok to dabble with it.
RiverTeemo1: I disaggree. Even if you wana get into speculative i... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1655216855 | 1655240425 | t3_vc4ppg | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU by fapping in my dying grandfathers intensive care unit’s bathroom
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kalyco: Luckily, nurses have seen everything. I guarantee it didn’t phase him.
SlammyWhammies: That was my thought as well. He'd most definitely seen worse.
Known-Salamander9111: Nurse here… ER for 13 years. I…. I would rememb... | 6 | 8.833333 | |
1655217469 | 1655223852 | t3_vc4xdh | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying myself a bottle of Gatorade because I was tired.
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Ihaveabudgie: Any reason why your parents hate Gatorade so much?
phantx9912: Not sure, but guessing it's because of it's sugar content, my dad has diabetes so-
DocLogic: Zero sugar Gatorade exists, at least in Canada.
phantx9912: not b... | 5 | 3 | |
1655217629 | 1655484564 | t3_vc4zdm | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by cheating on the love of my life.
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hmsr: This isn't TIFU, you're just an Asshole
sleepy_intp: I think that's a little harsh, considering he already admited that he was in the wrong.
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1655216777 | 1655282684 | t3_vc4oqb | t5_2to41 | 42 | Liouvi: TIFU by quitting smoking
So this happened a few minutes ago. For a background, I was a 1-1.5 pack a day smoker for 7 years so quitting smoking is a huge deal for me and I quit one month ago. I get those cravings and I dodge them by walking to a local store and buy an ice cream and continue to walk around eatin... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1655219284 | 1655220093 | t3_vc5ljw | t5_2to41 | 13 | yutaka-bo: TIFU by being a good freeloader
I've been staying at my friend's place for a few days for job interviews. He and his wife have been incredibly gracious hosts, feeding me every day and refusing any kind of payment. Yesterday I realized that in fact there was a way I could surreptitiously return their kindness... | 4 | 3.25 |
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