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1655219955 | 1655227581 | t3_vc5um5 | t5_2to41 | 24 | cricket9818: TIFU by not realizing I was lactose sensitive
So, this is going back about 17 years ago or so. When I was a wee 14 year old.
So I went to school in America and when it comes to lunch we had a very limited supply of drink options. Basically; chocolate milk or juice. Out of habit from ages 7 to 14, I drank... | 3 | 8 | |
1655219749 | 1655227307 | t3_vc5ry0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Swimming-Librarian-9: TIFU... I think i ruined my life in an job interview
it happen today and i want just want to jump in a volcano, I was at a google meet in a job interview with 20 other people, I showed up, I did my part and everything was fine, I would have gotten the job. The thing is that I already have a job a... | 4 | 2 | |
1655220172 | 1655222896 | t3_vc5xlm | t5_2to41 | -5 | AlexTCF: Tifu by not locking my phone
Now the title may seem abit boring. But here we go. ( Married Father of 3 )Tifu by not locking my phone. The last year I moved back to my first workplace in a management position and I started talking to the new staff that weren’t there previously. I met a young girl (19) and we st... | 6 | -0.833333 | |
1655220264 | 1655262535 | t3_vc5yva | t5_2to41 | 3,774 | _everon: TIFU by asking a kid to hold up 10 fingers
So, I'm honestly really ashamed of this one, I'm doing an internship working with foreign students, teaching them the language, helping with their classwork, ect. Now I had this kid who was struggling with his math homework, I'm assuming he was like 6 or 7 years old, ... | 6 | 629 | |
1655222871 | 1655226959 | t3_vc6xpx | t5_2to41 | 13 | imconfusedx: TIFU by dating way out of my league
Not so much today, but we’re still in a relationship so yeah.
Basically, I started seeing this girl through a mutual friend last month. She’s in the social media space, really pretty, amazing everything, and to top that off, she’s really nice too and seems genuine. At f... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1655223718 | 1657186156 | t3_vc795u | t5_2to41 | 3 | Similar_Speech_2579: TIFU by having a disturbing encounter with an Uber driver
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Rubilly91: That was wild.
Scruffylookin13: ???
Rubilly91: Why are you replying to something with question marks?
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1655221530 | 1655228821 | t3_vc6fl5 | t5_2to41 | 15 | pagespillows: TIFU by accidentally eating half a pint of B&Js ice-cream even though I'm dairy intolerant
Obligatory this happened a few months ago not today.
I found out I was intolerant to dairy when I was 8 years old. It wasn't as bad back then, and could kind of get away with a sneaky piece of cheese here and t... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1655224087 | 1655226508 | t3_vc7dzd | t5_2to41 | 6 | Fuckboymagic: TIFU by lying to women
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arm2610:
>I tell them that Trump was garbage and abortion should be legal up until birth
Where’s the lie?
Thebeatybunch: That abortion should be legal until birth? Hopefully he's lying about that.
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1655224950 | 1655253387 | t3_vc7pse | t5_2to41 | 27,501 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my employer of three years how much maternity leave I’d receive and to let me work remotely part-time after I deliver my first baby
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liriodendron1: As a Canadian I'm absolutely shook by this and all these comments what the actual fuck america
WaffleStomperGirl: You’re shook by all the... | 15 | 1,833.4 | |
1655224169 | 1655227792 | t3_vc7ezx | t5_2to41 | 93 | jlust24: TIFU by threatening to send my students back to where they came from
Obligatory this didn't happen today, but about two weeks ago.
Quick background, I am a white, male who teaches in a predominantly middle eastern and asian Middle School.
So this period starts off like any other period and things are going w... | 4 | 23.25 | |
1655225819 | 1655262152 | t3_vc811i | t5_2to41 | 19,046 | GonnaBuyMeAMercury: TIFU by cheating on my girlfriend with.. my girlfriend?
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rtosser: If you like pina coladas.
bryoung813: And getting caught in the rain
Ranger-Greedy: if you're not into yoga
sunshineANDrainbowsg: or have half a brain
EvitaPuppy: If you like making love at midnight
Maulpzc1902: In the dunes ... | 27 | 705.407407 | |
1655226560 | 1655227443 | t3_vc8b3p | t5_2to41 | 20 | NormativeDeterminism: TIFU by having my leaky stoma bag during a meeting
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War20X: I'd say you handled the pressure of the situation really well. Reacted accordingly, didn't panic, and took appropriate actions to enact a solution. I'd be surprised if they didn't hire/put you as a finalist for the position.
Norm... | 4 | 5 | |
1655226820 | 1655275637 | t3_vc8eix | t5_2to41 | 41 | StalsWRLD: TIFU by falling in love with someone who wasn’t ready
I (16)M had a crush on a girl I was friends with. She had gotten out of a very toxic relationship and I was there for her every step of the way while she got over him. Over that duration of a week I started to fall more and more for her and it looked like... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1655227096 | 1655227808 | t3_vc8iak | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my mom raided by SWAT
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Jabba-666-: WHAT??? Bro are you seriously about to let your own mother go catch 12 years for your ass???
TurbulentFlaccid: She’s pleading guilty and might only get 2 to 3
Jabba-666-: Terrible person man wowwww. Man the fuck up and take those yourself
TurbulentF... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1655227154 | 1655229221 | t3_vc8j27 | t5_2to41 | 9 | uday_it_is: TIFU by sending an acceptance email to future employer using current one’s official email ID.
Happened a few hours ago.
Still shitting bricks, overthinking all possible outcomes.
I am currently enrolled in a 6 month internship with company A as a Software engineer. As my internship is coming to an end in ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1655229330 | 1655233794 | t3_vc9cs2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Exleose: TIFU I just got scammed like an idiot
I was near a supermarket and a guy told me that his car ran out of fuel and didn't have the money to pay for it so he asked me if I could give him some cash so that he could buy a liitle bit of fuel, just enough for him to get home.
Like the naive idiot samaritan I am I g... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1655233135 | 1655239099 | t3_vcarmf | t5_2to41 | 28 | MVBanter: TIFU I learned a little late how easily I could’ve died
So like most posts this didn’t actually happen today, happened a week or 2 ago, but here it is anyway.
So one night I was playing games and was on the phone with my sister, I was really bored and decided to pop the cork off my bottle of Whiskey and have... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1655233954 | 1655259856 | t3_vcb2qn | t5_2to41 | 4 | Glittering_Piano_886: TIFU- Basically told cute girl to FO…
Obligatory not today, but a few months ago(like 5-6 months ago)
So, I just got out of my truck from pumping gas and was with a friend. Followed friend inside and payed for the gas…[some BG info, I’m single and have always been…] and as I’m walking inside, tw... | 4 | 1 | |
1655235446 | 1655244608 | t3_vcbmef | t5_2to41 | 5 | sweylyn1: TIFU again by asking the person I was an asshole to to come roast me
TIFU AGAIN by having the audacity to ask them to come roast me.
I posted my TIFU story not too long ago, in which I described how much of a moron and asshole I was to the first person I felt genuinely connected to by asking them what I did.... | 5 | 1 | |
1655235534 | 1655236207 | t3_vcbnh2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by performing "dentistry" on myself.
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twohedwlf: Everyone hates dentists, I've always found the worst part to be the local anaesthetic though. And they're usually pretty good if you TELL them they're doing something and it still hurts.
A-Dolahans-hat: After recently having 3 cavities filled an... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1655236049 | 1655237069 | t3_vcbugg | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By Wearing A Hair Ribbon On My Birthday
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carbinePRO: This reads like fanfiction. Bad fanfiction.
GrindingNeverStops: Fr
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1655237215 | 1655247274 | t3_vcca7t | t5_2to41 | 40 | EloiseVan: TIFU I Got too drunk and told a guy I was crazy on the first date
Damn so I thought the first date with this guy went semi well. Got drinks, hooked up, overall nice time. I knew I got too drunk, but didn’t think I blew it (my memory was a tad blurry from that night though). Planned on a second date and he sa... | 5 | 8 | |
1655238959 | 1655291071 | t3_vccxu0 | t5_2to41 | 340 | Warbec: TIFU by telling my fiance a NSFW dream I had with her
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pierophoenix: My friend, it's not going to seem like it now, but you moat likely saved yourself from a bitter decade or two. If she was feeling this way when you moved in together, yet was still discussing having a baby. I think you would've been f... | 5 | 68 | |
1655239489 | 1655240172 | t3_vcd4wq | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to do something nice for someone and then being an actual coward.
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ckoden84: TLDR You took someone's bad day away from them and made it your own. As a veteran myself, I salute you.
ckoden84: Also... Dress uniforms suck. -shudders-
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1655240458 | 1655414275 | t3_vcdi31 | t5_2to41 | 206 | HeatInTheSheets: TIFU by making my girlfriend feel too hot
Obligatory this didn't happen today, but rather 4 years ago.
In late 2018, I \[20sM\] began a relationship with a girl \[20sF\] I had a crush on for what feels like forever. However, we were living in different cities at the time so I although we had gone ... | 6 | 34.333333 | |
1655241031 | 1655246348 | t3_vcdppo | t5_2to41 | 5 | BurritoSans666: TIFU by telling my girlfriend I am a communist.
I told my girlfriend I was a communist.
Now, some of you may have already heard my woeful tale but I shall retell it just in case. Also, I’ve had some updates from this whole situation so even if you heard it before, there’s some more stuff to be heard.
... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1655241825 | 1655242425 | t3_vcdzvi | t5_2to41 | 16 | Chickentenderstip: TIFU by not having enough money to tip the waitress
I’m at a restaurant right now and I want to order chicken tenders. They cost $11.39 but apparently with tax they cost like $14 for the whole meal. I legit have only $15 in my whole bank account. Am I an asshole if I don’t tip today? I always tip but... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1655241500 | 1655242754 | t3_vcdvst | t5_2to41 | 24 | AdWonderful3810: TIFU by not listening to a friend
This FU ends today. It started in January I think.
A professor sent an email to everyone in the department at the beginning of the winter semester. He was looking for a student for his research. I knew one of my friends worked with him, so I sent an answer to the p... | 3 | 8 | |
1655243506 | 1655247022 | t3_vceklh | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting intimate with my gf while her dad was home
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baybe123: How old are you
Darth_Andeddeu: Under 15 issue, over 15 dad should have said knock it off an embarrassed them.
baybe123: Personally I'd say 15 or under its an issue. 16 or over then can laugh it off more. Under 18 need to have thi... | 8 | 3.875 | |
1655243771 | 1655247329 | t3_vcenuu | t5_2to41 | -1 | Silent_Artist25: TIFU by leaving my baby locked inside of car.
It actually happened today and I'm crying out of pure rage and dissapointment in myself as I'm writting this.
Today was a beautiful day where I live and my husband and I planned out a family bbq for tomorrow, so I had to go grocery shopping. He was busy w... | 5 | -0.2 | |
1655243883 | 1655244444 | t3_vcep8e | t5_2to41 | 2 | Narrow_Truth_2715: TIFU by not keeping my problems to myself
TL;DR: I couldn't bear the thought of lying to my girlfriend, so I told her my issues and I broke it off. I still love her, she hates me.
This actually happened months ago, but here it goes.
I broke up with a girl, we'll call her Rose, after a toxic relat... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1655245461 | 1655332858 | t3_vcf8pn | t5_2to41 | 5,550 | gobbledat: TIFU by Accidentally Liking a Facebook Post
On Thanksgiving of 2019, I was outside a gas station after an evening of drinking with my friends. I had just been denied a handle of vodka for being obviously intoxicated, so I was looking for someone to buy me more. I had recently turned 21, so I was used to pers... | 10 | 555 | |
1655247886 | 1655258502 | t3_vcg16t | t5_2to41 | 7 | BadChristianskater: TIFU by trying to be a real Christian
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NoExample2491: Yikes. Lots of people twist the words of the Bible to fit their own agenda. The submissive wife verse is one of countless examples.
Wind_Responsible: Ikr. Bible also says to be a strong woman. If your husband is a loser you're encouraged... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1655248913 | 1655330681 | t3_vcgdhn | t5_2to41 | 14 | xXLuggiXx1: TIFU by falling asleep while eating chocolate
The following story happened just a few minutes ago.
This evening I was craving chocolate so I took a whole bar of nice dark chocolate with me to my room and snacked a bit while watching a movie. I was already in bed and it was very late and + I was exhausted f... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1655249549 | 1655287720 | t3_vcgkod | t5_2to41 | 1,351 | [deleted]: TIFU by washing my gf's bra
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OsoInNY: I've had this accidentally inflicted on me a few times. I'm a 34DDD.
If you suspect ANY KIND of elastic, lyrca, spandex, whatever, it does NOT go in the dryer. This can include jeans. Always includes bras, yoga pants and panties. Most jeans. Socks? Nobody cares... | 8 | 168.875 | |
1655250602 | 1655303364 | t3_vcgx4u | t5_2to41 | 5 | badboysinner: TIFU by having a sex drive
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LunaAndSoul: I feel you. I am with the most gorgeous girl I’ve ever met, but I’ve spent a while trying to date before I met her. Dating in America is pathetic. Radical progressives have made the general attitude towards white men more hostile and disrespectful. I will ... | 18 | 0.277778 | |
1655251679 | 1655301591 | t3_vcha9r | t5_2to41 | 16 | IReallyFuckedUpAAA: TIFU my life maybe by having s with a neighbour
I know this is probably not the right subreddit but I need to speak it out as well as ask for help, it just happened and I'm in a complete daze.
For context although it doesn't really justify anything, I've always been a hedonistic mess; putting plea... | 4 | 4 | |
1655248782 | 1655279627 | t3_vcgbw7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | gamephoenixhd: TIFU by going into the woods, looking for some Beetles.
I was pretty bored at home, and i read that some really cool bugs are about to swarm.
So i went into the forest at midnight, hoping to find some stag beetles, but instead i found some oak processionary.. a lot of them.
So i stood underneath that... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1655251930 | 1655253492 | t3_vchd9m | t5_2to41 | 43 | Upper_Afternoon_1334: TIFU for forgetting my birth control patch
TL;DR: I forgot my Birth control patch, and had intercorse with my husband. now husband is upset and my mind is spiraling.
I'm doing this on mobile so format might be weird. Also sorry for the spelling and grammar
I am on a birth control patch. I have ... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1655251702 | 1655255777 | t3_vchakc | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my parents that I got kicked in the groin at Taekwondo class
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thegreatbobo1: You didn’t fuck up. Your parents fucked up by taking out their anger out on the master and then your master fucked up by scolding your sparring partner. Your parents’ job was to make sure that your injury ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1655252688 | 1655264517 | t3_vchmg3 | t5_2to41 | 66 | Scribula: TIFU by not paying enough attention while mowing the lawn.
Just happened earlier. It's been super rainy lately but we finally got a reprieve with a mostly sunny day. I was out mowing the yard minding my own business. My daughters were outside too and happened to find a nice big butterfly that caught their att... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1655252907 | 1655254364 | t3_vchowm | t5_2to41 | 8 | Yamanocchi: TIFU by not telling a cute girl I walked past that I (kinda) work for the game on her sweater
Not an enormous fuckup, but it's been casually eating away at me for the past few hours.
So I'd just gotten off a train and went into the underground passage toward the bus stop. Somewhere around the middle was th... | 4 | 2 | |
1655254482 | 1655255276 | t3_vci6z4 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Nofemalefriendz: TIFU by not having female friends
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Tzepish: Insert Principal Skinner meme: "Am I doing something wrong? No, it's all women who are wrong."
-Immolation-: "Am I so out of touch? No, it's them who are wrong"
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1655254617 | 1655264942 | t3_vci8jz | t5_2to41 | 35 | nickdenards: TIFU by not checking my plane ticket info correctly
Wanted to explain the whole thing in the title, but too specific and weird. When you buy a plane ticket, there are pre-filled fields where you enter your info. For example, and relevant here, there is a box for your first name pre-filled with "mr" or "ms"... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1655256644 | 1655445715 | t3_vcivw6 | t5_2to41 | 14 | kittenloverj: TIFU by answering the phone while high
So, this just happened. There are four situations that combined into an awful sequence of events
1. I have been applying for jobs (retail) and I sent out two applications this morning. I expected to hear back in the next few days. I did not except a quick response.... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1655261136 | 1655294587 | t3_vckapx | t5_2to41 | 41 | Able-Team-9737: TIFU by following my curiosity to the point of para-phimosis.
This happened last night. I (M23) recently discovered that uncircumcised males could also retract their foreskin. In fact, I read about this in one of the posts on this very same page. A very recent one that too. I’ve always had an unusually ... | 8 | 5.125 | |
1655264523 | 1655266237 | t3_vclbzn | t5_2to41 | 70 | Dawn-of-the-Ginger: TIFU by not paying attention to my surroundings.
This happened a couple of weeks ago and I am finally in a place where I can talk about it, I think, so here goes.
I had been delivering newspapers for a couple years as a side job for extra money. I delivered very late at night between 11pm and 3am i... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1655266205 | 1655394896 | t3_vcltuj | t5_2to41 | 3,146 | Gatorsforthiscreator: TIFU by sticking my finger somewhere it shouldn’t be.
Trying to be short and sweet with this story or some would say, shitty.
My F23 oh so beloved boyfriend M27 and I have been together for just over 6 months. I absolutely adore him. He also lets me tongue his bum and put a finger in sometimes. I... | 8 | 393.25 | |
1655267978 | 1655336546 | t3_vcmbls | t5_2to41 | 31 | Noganeto1: TIFU by seemingly making a girl get kicked out of her house by her boyfriend
So i met this girl weeks ago, she told me she was like me: Autistic, and felt that if i decided to go with it, it would be a chance of one on a million, considering that in my 28 years of life, as an Asperger, felt that i'd never fi... | 12 | 2.583333 | |
1655268259 | 1655272036 | t3_vcmeek | t5_2to41 | 4 | Punkedupdrummer: TIFU by falling in love with a girl who I’ll never get a chance with
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AmandaJane1001: Karma bro, you’ve probably done the same thing to a dozen girls before.
BarryBadgernath1: Why on earth would you just assume that about somebody ?????
AmandaJane1001: The whole “boo-hoo I’m the victim here” v... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1655272852 | 1655275080 | t3_vcnml2 | t5_2to41 | 32 | NoraGrooGroo: TIFU by saying the word “pawn”
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Shartyshartfast: There’s no such thing as a ‘porn shop’. They’re called sex shops.
Twatt_waffle: Porn shops are most definitely a thing, more so pre 90s before streaming took over the industry
There’s still a few porn stores hanging around in my area
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1655278671 | 1655292726 | t3_vcp1vl | t5_2to41 | 51 | Classic-Philosopher7: TIFU I shat myself at a party, hid it under a table and a dog ate it
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Lee2026: I going out on a limb and saying this is some kid trying to get attention here. Rose is not taken in shots
Classic-Philosopher7: it is taken in shots haha
Tradeable_Taco: Spirits are done in shots, not wine.
He... | 7 | 7.285714 | |
1655282278 | 1655492405 | t3_vcpvay | t5_2to41 | 452 | alanawasneverhere: TIFU by being too good at being a wax figure
This actually happened to me in fifth grade, but it is still (unfortunately) fresh in my mind years later.
In fifth grade, my teacher decided it would be a fun project to have my class pick any well-known person (singer, actor, historical figure, etc.), w... | 10 | 45.2 | |
1655285686 | 1655293988 | t3_vcqnau | t5_2to41 | 19 | tifuthrowaway0905: TIFU by not giving the nice guy a chance
Made a throwaway so he doesn’t see this.
A few months back I received a pm from a random person and out of sheer curiosity, I answered it. Now I’m not new to Reddit pms and I’m aware that 9/10 of the messages I get are from creepy men, but his initial messag... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1655287411 | 1655338912 | t3_vcr1k5 | t5_2to41 | 408 | RevolutionaryMix1441: TIFU by telling my kids that the pineapple I was cutting up was actually Spongebob's house
I was cutting a pineapple for my wife's smoothie. Jokingly, I tell our seven year old that Spongebob was living inside the pineapple, and she laughed.
Our four year old looks up. "You're killing Spongebob?... | 4 | 102 | |
1655287293 | 1655289263 | t3_vcr0hp | t5_2to41 | 21 | hi_im_polpot: TIFU by going to Spain
TLDR at the bottom
So this happened just yesterday. A bit of a backstory - I grew up in Hong Kong, and I have the HKID permanent residency card. After 3 years of being out of HK it expires, so I need to keep going back to renew it. Its been around 2 years and 10 months since I was... | 3 | 7 | |
1655288596 | 1655318636 | t3_vcrbuh | t5_2to41 | 106,767 | NotAnotherPornMovie: TIFU when I invited my gf to Adult World
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teenescapee: At least pornstar ex was decent honest human being and warned you,...
nucleosome: Three cheers for pornstar ex!
Realistic-Tear-9300: Hip hip, Hooray!
GodzillasVater: Hip hip, Hooray!
GreenMedics: Hip hip, Hooray!
Jimoiseau: For he's a ... | 13 | 8,212.846154 | |
1655290931 | 1655372675 | t3_vcrx16 | t5_2to41 | 462 | [deleted]: TIFU by being too lazy to cook
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TaintedPinkXoX: That’s sucks. How did she not notice? I would ask her if you could pay her back on a payment plan as it was a genuine mistake and your friend was partly to blame. If she hasn’t noticed the money has gone, she is unlikely financially struggling so will ... | 8 | 57.75 | |
1655292456 | 1655688121 | t3_vcsbri | t5_2to41 | 1,656 | [deleted]: TIFU by literally forgetting our entire relationship and my feelings for him right after he left his wife for me.
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Lilith_K: yo I never knew that ECT could do that, that would really affect me negatively, I think, to just lose people and bits of my memory :/
vhm3: There's two kinds of ECT, unilatera... | 12 | 138 | |
1655293058 | 1655310102 | t3_vcshnu | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying I would be a pawn star
Obligatory this didn't happen today, but rather 6 years ago
It happened in the summers of 2016, I (m12 at that time) went to a multi speciality hospital where my granddad was being treated for a disease which i don't know the name of, causes cells in your brain to deter... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1655293689 | 1655299879 | t3_vcsnqi | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU Met a guy I had a crush on and in the process lost three friends including him
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Monkeydhugo: Your friends suck. I’ve sworn on my wife, mother and children (except my fav) names in order to cover for my bros
Captainschitqunt: You suck as a son, husband and father then. At least you're a good fri... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1655294237 | 1655325852 | t3_vcst5w | t5_2to41 | 31 | ASilver259: TIFU by drinking beetroot juice
Currently happening, excuse the formatting. Marked NSFW incase vomit triggers anyone
I went out this morning and saw a deep purple beetroot, apple, ginger, and berry juice which looked rather interesting.
I decided as I'd had other juices from this brand to give it a try.... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1655296266 | 1655326000 | t3_vctfp1 | t5_2to41 | 334 | Homelessninja77: TIFU by sending a picture of my flaccid penis to the work nurse
This happened about 30 minutes ago, I was feeling a little sick at work so I was sent back to the camp where we stay and told to do two covids tests, one when I got back, and another in the morning, if both were negative and I was feeling ... | 6 | 55.666667 | |
1655297099 | 1655340478 | t3_vctos1 | t5_2to41 | 105 | [deleted]: TIFU by assuming it was my brother calling me
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31spiders: The real question is….why did your brother let grandpa call from his line without making the call himself and putting a surprise guest on the line?
No-Policy-4095: Because brothers that have this kind of relationship like to watch the world b... | 5 | 21 | |
1655296878 | 1655304837 | t3_vctmak | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting back at my ex and feeling like the worst
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Usernamehorder: I would love to read this and give advice but it is literally a wall of text. Please break it up into paragraphs.
[deleted]: Done, sorry about that
Usernamehorder: Thank you, this was a bit of a wild ride. I get where your com... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1655300849 | 1655305251 | t3_vcuxgr | t5_2to41 | 28 | Efficient_Spell2452: TiFU by going on a romantic trip with a guy who I trusted and now I'm stuck and don't know how to confront..
I'm lost and really need advice.
I had a guy friend. 26 years knowing him and 6 years of closeness. Who was my rock. I had a crush on him. We went on a romantic date on his birthday.
It... | 11 | 2.545455 | |
1655300655 | 1655302074 | t3_vcuv6c | t5_2to41 | 16 | Splitinsanity: TIFU by losing a winning lottery ticket!
So yeah I'm a fucking idiot.
A couple days ago I decided F it, I'll buy my first lottery ticket, I'm not gonna win because I never win anything but hey may as well right?
So I put the ticket in my pocket, my boyfriend grabs the food we purchased for dinner, I g... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1655308336 | 1655308784 | t3_vcxmyp | t5_2to41 | 22 | Cantsleepvirgin: TIFU by spending all night complaining about women
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Decent_Establishment: If you're becoming something you hate just so girls will date you, you're not going to get much farther than you are now, if at all.
chiefdragonborn: Yeah, they’ll see right through it. Use the therapy for actual change,... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1655309744 | 1655310759 | t3_vcy6nd | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU when I waited two years to say to my ex exactly what he said to me when we were dating
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Kn0tnatural: Date outside of your friend/school/town circles
OpenScratch5758: I did for a while in college, it didn’t work out.
HighLord_Uther: Do what makes you happy 😊
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1655309607 | 1655331643 | t3_vcy4p1 | t5_2to41 | 104 | YourKarenNeighbor: TIFU by listening to NSFW audios with my family
Okay, so I’m a 14 year old girl. I have an awesome dad and little sister, and we were watching a movie together in the family room with the lights dimmed and all. I had my AirPods in, as I didn’t like the movie very much, but my dad and sister hasn’t ... | 10 | 10.4 | |
1655312363 | 1655313156 | t3_vcz5uk | t5_2to41 | 3 | Electricity_3945: TIFU by losing my temper at my deeply traumatized, needy girlfriend.
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PrincessWaffleTO: What did I just read?
allthemostoffensive: A confession.
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1655312815 | 1655313579 | t3_vczc7w | t5_2to41 | 5 | Brendansmomlikescash: TIFU but not liking Jim Gaffigan
Obligatory this did not happen today, happened about a year ago.
So I’m watching a Jim Gaffigan special with this girl I had recently started seeing, wasn’t laughing, and she noticed so she asks if I’m okay, I tell her this just isn’t my brand of humor. So she sa... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1655314323 | 1655375362 | t3_vczwnb | t5_2to41 | 43,535 | TheBoggart: TIFU: By going down on my pregnant wife. (NSFL?)
As my twin sons’ fourth birthday approaches, I am reminded of a fuck up I had four years ago, when my wife was still quite pregnant. I love my wife and she was more beautiful and sexy to me than ever, and I was happy to help when, as her due date approached,... | 14 | 3,109.642857 | |
1655315211 | 1655317842 | t3_vd09fh | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by being catfished, harassed, getting my reddit account hacked, and subsequently blackmailed.
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PM_me_XboxGold_Codes: Well. Obviously report it but beyond that there not much to be done. File a police report?
FatherJohnMeesty: Reported it several times to the admins already, no response. I know ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1655315050 | 1655343938 | t3_vd071c | t5_2to41 | 12 | charlescodes: TIFU by mooning my gf’s daughter on a pontoon
Let me just start out by saying that I (28) can be a dumbass, and this is not a good look for me. Before I get to the story, I’d like to make it clear that I’m a very open person and generally find nothing wrong with mooning my friends, and some of my family. ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1655316340 | 1666866722 | t3_vd0p5h | t5_2to41 | 76 | AutistOctavius: TIFU by working close to home.
There's this metal factory near me that happened to be hiring. My tight schedule as a student made this a very attractive prospect. I go and get hired and I meet my co-workers. Eventually I learn a good majority of them are ex-convicts. This factory does a lot of hiring of... | 7 | 10.857143 | |
1655318422 | 1655318878 | t3_vd1hlw | t5_2to41 | 42 | madnessisherenow: TIFU Ripping the bong on a conference call
I will tell the story with great detail to appease the gods that want 750 chars for this story. It beings not today but some time ago...
First things first, it wasn't a bong but more of you understand that word than "dab rig". They make a similar sound and t... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1655317218 | 1655429459 | t3_vd116o | t5_2to41 | 281 | tomwhiteman71: TIFU by plagiarising myself for a final year paper.
Hey guys,
Today I had an essay due (med school) which had basically the same topic as another essay which I'd submitted just a week ago. I simply changed the title of the old essay and submitted it again.
My TurnItIn showed a 90+% plagiarism. In ... | 9 | 31.222222 | |
1655317774 | 1655347434 | t3_vd18ox | t5_2to41 | 3 | olliegw: TIFU by leaving audacity on the wrong setting and messing up a recording of my first ever morse code conversation
This happened last night, so i've been interested in radio and morse code for years but i've always been intimidated at what you have to learn to get the license (amatuer radio) but a few months ag... | 3 | 1 | |
1655321408 | 1655328657 | t3_vd2lxz | t5_2to41 | 1 | Leroyjenkins02: TIFU by hiding a secret from my gf for several months
Me (19m) and her (18f) have been dating for 2 years and about a year and a half ago I told here I would quit smoking if she would try to eat more and become healthier because of her eating disorder so I quit on the spot and we went on. Fast forward ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1655322676 | 1655326837 | t3_vd30wg | t5_2to41 | 60 | throwaway-buddyholly: TIFU by telling a girl to stand up for herself.
So I (14M) been chatting with this girl (14F).
She has been talking a lot about problems she has been having with this one guy, let's call him Ryan, Ryan goes to the same school as her, knows where she lives and is quite a bit older than she is. He'... | 9 | 6.666667 | |
1655323007 | 1655352413 | t3_vd3573 | t5_2to41 | 7 | songbird-01: TIFU by outing my dead grandmother as an alcoholic
this actually happened a couple of months ago but i didn’t have a reddit then, so i guess i’ll tell this story now.
for context my mother’s side of the family is a big irish catholic family, that’s very hush hush abt taboo topics. my grandmother was a s... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1655322648 | 1655379059 | t3_vd30io | t5_2to41 | 120 | TheCremeArrow: TIFU by forgetting I was on Zoom and talking to my dog
I (30M) had a meeting like, 10 minutes from when I logged into the Zoom room. Figured I'd get some heads down work done while I was waiting for the call to start.
Totally zoned out working, and my dog walks in the room. He's got a fun habit of occas... | 4 | 30 | |
1655323931 | 1655326233 | t3_vd3i0d | t5_2to41 | 37 | nathanieltheghost: TIFU by not making sure I was "empty" after a bidet enema.
Just happened, approximately 5 minutes ago. I use a bidet for cleaning purposes and for occasional constipation relief. Business as usual today, I go, use the bidet to help flush out any "stragglers", clean up and go about the rest of my afte... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1655319535 | 1655329346 | t3_vd1wft | t5_2to41 | 6 | Nosneb16: TIFU by being bad at high school.
When I (M16) was in sixth grade my sibling who was in eighth was considering joining an early college nearby. My mom was supportive because it could save money and she was definitely smart enough to get in. She decided to go to a regular high school to be able to stay in spor... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1655327016 | 1655331271 | t3_vd4n03 | t5_2to41 | 5 | EscortEmo: TIFU by being down bad
Women hate me or at the very least avoid me. I haven’t had a date in years. I’ve never had sex. I live with my parents and I don’t have a good job. People have told me that I need to deal with my misogynistic attitude. I know. I’m working on it. In the meantime I might just have to vis... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1655326718 | 1655327591 | t3_vd4iuz | t5_2to41 | 34 | FRICKBUTT2: TIFU by writing in Russian
This happened today and I need some advice.
I’m learning Russian to communicate better with my coworkers. My coworker (call him T) and I, (Jay) thought it would be funny to write a note to our other coworker (call him M) in the plaster on the stone wall we’re building. M was supp... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1655327525 | 1655328194 | t3_vd4tu8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Tifu by letting my husband fist me while i was drunk lol
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Stag_Lee: So... His dick is so big, you feel like you're going to die. But you're fine letting him fist you, and can go all night if he doesn't stop you?
I'm just curious what type of strange proportions does this guy have, that his whole ha... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1655326529 | 1655332713 | t3_vd4gbg | t5_2to41 | 10 | apejoyyy: TIFU doing a Kpop workout
I found this tiktok of Jungkook's workout and I decided to do the first part of 100 squats. I don't workout too hard or often so this was where it showed.
It was going pretty good, started to feel it a shit ton as I was getting to the 50s and did a nice good squat on 100. I felt pret... | 5 | 2 | |
1655329328 | 1655839402 | t3_vd5hwh | t5_2to41 | 16 | Ottomon: TIFU By doing an extreme diet
This Actually happend today.
some backstory:
So I made a bet a few months back for 500$ to lose around 50LB in 6 months with a Friend. If one of us succeded and not the other, then the person who diddent succed had to Pay up. A week ago did I talk with my Friend for the first t... | 4 | 4 | |
1655330407 | 1655331119 | t3_vd5w3v | t5_2to41 | 43 | FCAsOffice: TIFU by ruining a baby gender reveal.
Today my friend who I have know since secondary was having a baby gender reveal, lets call her Emma Emma trusted me with the whole thing massive get together all of our friends and her whole family, so it’s the day of the Reveal she’s hosting a party before she and her ... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1655333769 | 1655569612 | t3_vd743n | t5_2to41 | 11 | SarahEL17: TIFU by blurting out to my coworker that my mom has cancer
Earlier today while I was at work, we got a call from someone saying they didn’t receive a return label. It turns out I had given our shipping manager the wrong email address to send it to. Unfortunately, he didn’t send a copy to one of us and had to... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1655333887 | 1655334533 | t3_vd75jf | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU: By matching with my girlfriend's therapist on Bumble
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AdministrativeHair58: Now this is a true TIFU
Imaginary-Guess7908: Agreed!
Also agree w/ another comment that it’s time to break up because neither of you are ready for any relationship.
AdministrativeHair58: All day. Going on bumble isn’... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1655334793 | 1655346184 | t3_vd7h85 | t5_2to41 | 544 | [deleted]: Tifu by meeting my penpal of over a decade
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mrdrm23: If you’re in Florida or near by I’ll take you camping - I love that shit. I’m camping right now
ladyinblack27: Canada, but thank you, I wish. I’ve lived for camping my whole life. I have a trailer and everything but it’s just so hard to do on my o... | 6 | 90.666667 | |
1655335787 | 1655343593 | t3_vd7tr0 | t5_2to41 | 20 | nether_region: TIFU feeding moldy hot dogs to my kids
Hot dogs are one of the few foods both of my picky-ass kids will eat. They are a great, easy weeknight meal, if not the most healthy.
## The Fuck Up
Obligatory "not today" - more like a week ago - I prepared the usual plates with hot dogs and some veggies and let... | 10 | 2 | |
1655337088 | 1655353998 | t3_vd8956 | t5_2to41 | 78 | Status_Try_5762: TIFU by allowing myself to be scammed off my savings
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Brandanpk: What was the platform?
igraywolf: They make up names, it’s a common scam.
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1655338934 | 1655339560 | t3_vd8vkq | t5_2to41 | 78 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my boyfriend a very explicit photo of both of us, and leaving our text messages open on the counter while I used the bathroom.
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Lambykins20: I can only hope it wasn’t too… bad?
urmomsatmyhouse: Well, it was a picture of my face and his... thing. And my mouth wide open. I told my boyf... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1655339107 | 1655341687 | t3_vd8xiq | t5_2to41 | 11 | cakemansham: TIFU by not using a burner account for my reddit ranting
TIFU by asking for advice on reddit. I made a post a couple months back basically outlining all of my issues with my ex and asking for advice. Now, looking back, the answer was pretty clear cut and didn't need advice BUT i did it anyways.
Here's wh... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1655340359 | 1655340860 | t3_vd9bsy | t5_2to41 | 29 | pepperthedetector: TIFU by spraining my back masturbating to hentai
Story time!
Today, literally a few hours ago, I was working from home and decided to step away to relieve myself before taking a shower. My material of choice being some hentai. I sat on the toilet. Perused some of my preferred tags. Whacked one off b... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1655343810 | 1655359365 | t3_vdaf7j | t5_2to41 | 285 | barbarianinalibrary: TIFU by crop dusting my entire house
So I have an encapsulated basement where I set up my PC and other camping gear/tools/etc.. Its like my own man cave in this small house built in the 40s. I felt a warm gas bubble coming on and decided to head to my man cave and relieve myself. It was raunchy an... | 6 | 47.5 |
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