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1655347348 | 1655348388 | t3_vdbkix | t5_2to41 | 167 | GoreTrash: TIFU by not cheating on my ex
My ex and I are close friends. Or, were, after this just happened. For context: he cheated on me twice during our relationship both times which I had solid evidence and still took him back. Otherwise, I was completely loyal throughout the entire 4 year relationship. He just call... | 6 | 27.833333 | |
1655349851 | 1655393358 | t3_vdcc8b | t5_2to41 | 40 | sandybutterworth420: TIFU by putting jalapeño in my chili
So, today, I decided I was gonna make some chili. I whipped out the primo ground beef with no hormones, some beef broth, organic tomatoes, onion, garlic, orange bell pepper, some organic beans. And jalapeño. You know, the shit. It was a great time. I was getting... | 4 | 10 | |
1655351504 | 1655357269 | t3_vdcu0o | t5_2to41 | -9 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling asleep while looking at hentai (NSFW)
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KimLongDongUn: Your mom went too far. Even if she went into your room with you asleep (and without permission) she should have at least had the decency to leave your phone and do nothing. jOing is something everyone does and you shouldn't be ash... | 7 | -1.285714 | |
1655353330 | 1655400723 | t3_vdde0h | t5_2to41 | 3,101 | Pingsum: TIFU by accidentally getting high at a family reunion
So, for context, my family and I (18F) were staying at a friend’s house a couple days ago in Virginia, and we haven’t been back to the US in about 3 years.
The friend is super sweet and has a huge fridge, in which we were told to eat ANYTHING. (Anything. ... | 7 | 443 | |
1655357331 | 1655391780 | t3_vdehsb | t5_2to41 | 21,018 | jikiyoung: TIFU: my mother-in-law knows sign language
This happened about 20 minutes ago. Some pretext for the story, me (20F) and my fiancé (19M) have been learning sign language together for a few months now. I took sign language classes very young but never learned much besides the basics, and I finally roped him in... | 15 | 1,401.2 | |
1655357875 | 1655358845 | t3_vdemzz | t5_2to41 | 15 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by letting a weird kink of mine get the best of me
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DownrightDrewski: No way this is real - despite the tide pod challenge being a thing I'm still skeptical it's possible to be this silly.
A fly? OK, bit odd, a fucking wasp though?
HorrorBunny69: My first thought was there is a huge ... | 3 | 5 | |
1655359917 | 1655360295 | t3_vdf5vr | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by living in a place where most people only date their color
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wearytravler1171: This post is radiating massive incel energy just so you know
J_Universe: That was so fast. Lmao. Read your comment and then post vanished lmao
DogsReadingBooks: I clicked on the post, it was deleted, and then saw th... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1655360965 | 1655492657 | t3_vdff9x | t5_2to41 | 73 | latacobelle: TIFU by sleep texting about Kim Kardashian
I feel so bad about this I cannot go back to sleep. Unfortunately this is not the first time I have sleep texted but it’s definitely the worst thing I’ve ever sleep texted. I was reading an article on my phone about Kim Kardashian and the dress she wore to the Met... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1655365535 | 1655372103 | t3_vdgjpx | t5_2to41 | 15 | chemlabchaos: TIFU: By naming my dog a racial slur
Recently, I adopted the bestest 1 year old Rhodesian Ridgeback mix from the local animal rescue place. She is my closest companion and the best cuddle bug in the whole world. I thought long and hard about what to name her, especially because her given name at the pound... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1655366827 | 1655371126 | t3_vdgujh | t5_2to41 | 6 | duckinhyrule: TIFU drank too much and bit my roomates
So for starters I (19F) have kinda been going through alot, I've had to move back home, get a transfer for work, finish off my course at uni and balance it with looking after my two brothers (16 and 26 whos heavily autistic) while my mum is on holiday. However my ro... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1655367534 | 1655368227 | t3_vdh0eh | t5_2to41 | 34 | Jolly-Leek6809: TIFU by congratulating an Ex
I, 36m, am engaged (I hope still) to the woman, 35f, that I hope to spend the rest of my life with. We started off rocky and I left someone to be with her. I got a job far across the country and she moved to be with me. Well, tonight we were out at dinner and the ex, the one... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1655368655 | 1655434307 | t3_vdh99r | t5_2to41 | 91 | DylantotheJ: TIFU by letting an obsessive friends with benefits ruin a great friendship
*I was debating sharing this experience, and decided to, so others don't make the same mistakes as me. Please bear with me it’s long.* **Warning it’s explicit.**
This started around May of last year.
I (m25) was hanging out with ... | 5 | 18.2 | |
1655369309 | 1655370597 | t3_vdheh7 | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my dog in the car on a hot day
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Guntalarm: So it's 90F and you thought it would be alright to leave the dog in a car for 30 mins?
For future reference it's not. Your lucky to still have a dog.
Captainschitqunt: Hopefully they don't get it back in the morning.
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1655368686 | 1655376299 | t3_vdh9j2 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Toenailes: TIFU by trying to be proactive by taking classes over the summer.
In order to improve my GPA over the summer, I decided to take community college classes over the summer, which is all good, right? Wrong. It turns out, when I found out which classes I got, I ended up getting the two most time-consuming classe... | 10 | 1.5 | |
1655370269 | 1655372717 | t3_vdhmqt | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by crying at the dentist
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Cheetov90: Well getting teeth yanked sucks... I had to have four molars yanked, and my dentist at the time put this numbing gel stuff on the area to be injected first which made things a bit easier, however they also had me on a weak dose of N2O2/Nitrous Oxide/"Laughi... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1655373380 | 1655380001 | t3_vdicyo | t5_2to41 | 35 | Mrs-Anders: TIFU by accidentally making my boyfriend believe I had been kidnapped
This happened yesterday. I'm still crying. Our anniversary was yesterday. We live in different cities and I decided to go see him. Trains were extremely expensive, so I decided to use a car sharing app. I don't drive, so I was the passeng... | 5 | 7 | |
1655373311 | 1655406414 | t3_vdice0 | t5_2to41 | 590 | Ellburto: TIFU by sending a pic of my willy to the family chat
So me and my girlfriend got extremely wankered on our holiday last night and took a funny picture of my erect willy and my girlfriend was holding it with her toes.
Woke up this morning to find I had accidentally sent the picture to my family chat. They've ... | 7 | 84.285714 | |
1655375674 | 1655402770 | t3_vdixc0 | t5_2to41 | 4,813 | ScarredPoop: TIFU with the worst toilet experience of my life
This happened 5min ago, and I'm traumatised.
Throwaway account because I can't bare the shame of people finding this out.
I went for a Barium Swallow test yesterday (look it up, but basically drink a shitty milkshake to see how your swallowing is). The doc... | 15 | 320.866667 | |
1655378961 | 1655408286 | t3_vdjtpb | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not preparing for exams
So, I (17) had talked to my parents about going abroad for graduation a year back and they agreed on the condition if I could not get into IIT here. I knew I wasn't gonna get into IIT (5 thousand seats approx. with 800000 applicants), so I just didn't study for JEE (the entran... | 3 | 2 | |
1655375897 | 1656172973 | t3_vdize3 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Westman_2020: TIFU by going full ninja
About two weeks ago I was cleaning one of the smaller screens (80-ish seats) of the cinema I work at. I was in the second to back row when I came across my first piece of stuff that's too big for the hoover, a rectangular lid with the perforated edges folded down perfectly against... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1655379684 | 1655380840 | t3_vdk160 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Even-Personality4923: TIFU by talking to my ex for the billionth time
So I've never made a post on Reddit but I decided to today because I'm unbelievably depressed after this and I feel like sharing my story could maybe help me feel better. Hopefully it's not too convoluted, I'm sorry if it is.
For some context, I'm a... | 3 | 1 | |
1655381496 | 1655381797 | t3_vdkkjv | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by having deviant sexual fantasies
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Darkncoldbard: You really just made an account to talk about how you're a pedophile? Lol
squishynia: Nah cause when I read school girls I was like "the high school part is to make it not seems so bad
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1655381388 | 1655395934 | t3_vdkj9r | t5_2to41 | 22 | Hidden_pupper: TIFU: by not chasing a dog
A few days ago I was at work at a dog daycare. I had just put a dog in their suite after doing a private play with them. That's all I did, play with dogs and clean. It was my dream job and the happiest I have ever been. How the place was set up was there was two sets of kennel ... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1655385420 | 1655390905 | t3_vdlt6l | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU: I did something I shouldn’t have
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Sitheref0874: Did you just write that you had sex with someone who, using your words, wasn’t there entirely and therefore unlikely to be able to give consent?
Putting that out in public? Brave.
Internal-Reporter-26: I mean I understand the consent matters the... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1655388185 | 1655393656 | t3_vdmqvz | t5_2to41 | 21 | reylapsed: TIFU by going to my favourite spot
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dvboy: I think the guy wanted you to share the load...
Squitrel: You know sometimes you have to help other take a load off.
DocWad23: I mean let’s be honest here … sharing the burden by relieving some of that load is the responsible thing to do
Squitrel: Only thin... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1655386984 | 1655399930 | t3_vdmbyq | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by kissing a friend's ex
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11-16: I’m going to need to to draw a picture/diagram of all this.
Bacontoad: Sounds like a Jackson Pollock painting.
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1655391749 | 1655625419 | t3_vdo0og | t5_2to41 | 564 | thewrongequation: TIFU by putting my back out in the most hilarious way imaginable
This happened last Friday at about 4am. I (34m) was having an awesome dream - I had telekinetic powers, I was having a battle with a bunch of baddies with telekinetic powers, dodging huge pieces of debris like Neo, and absolutely kicking... | 7 | 80.571429 | |
1655392672 | 1655394392 | t3_vdocsp | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by borrowing money from petty cash
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ariphron: Okay, Sue Ellen! Did the babysitter die also and now you have to take care of your siblings while your mom is gone?
Twissa: DYINGGGGGGGG. Exactly where my mind went
hey_maestra: Me too.
jthmniljt: Ditto!
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1655396541 | 1655493906 | t3_vdps3p | t5_2to41 | 69 | hannahisbisexual: TIFU by drinking tap water in Turkey
I (15) went on vacation with my mom to Turkey for a total of seven days.
It all went well for the first three days; good food, nice hotel staff, etc.
Now, you can call me an idiot all you want, but I'm german and in my country, tap water is very much drinkable an... | 6 | 11.5 | |
1655396569 | 1655403461 | t3_vdpsgs | t5_2to41 | 75 | Jka22419: TIFU'd by getting myself locked in a flower shop hallway completely naked.
\*obligatory this didn't actually happen today but a few years ago when I was a reckless young lad\*
I believe in our lives we all get one time where the TIFU stars all align and we just utterly fuck beyond any hope - this is mine.
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1655398120 | 1655436943 | t3_vdqcto | t5_2to41 | 938 | sirironfist: TIFU renting a movie on the smart TV at the cabin we were renting
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Smellyviscerawallet: Every vehicle I've rented since 2016 has had the previous customer's data stored in the connectivity app still. Once I actually saw a list of contacts with numbers and such on a Chrysler a few years ago. I know... | 6 | 156.333333 | |
1655397476 | 1655399903 | t3_vdq4gx | t5_2to41 | 22 | lelostestcause: TIFU by drinking raw milk because of my laziness
(This happened a couple of months back.)
Until recently, we used to get milk from a certain brand say X. They provided pasteurized milk which we would additionallly boil once before drinking. But while having it cold, ( milkshake or with flakes) i wouldn... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1655399551 | 1655399807 | t3_vdqwq8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | doot777: TIFU: by almost permanently damaging the files of my favorite game
so for context i love Fallout New Vegas to death, its an amazing game that has near infinite possibilities you can literally get jumped by a gang of grandmas named Maud's Muggers with guns and rolling pins or help fix the brain of a cybo... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1655400149 | 1655414118 | t3_vdr58d | t5_2to41 | 21 | Stupidgirlclub: TIFU by being unfuckable
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tonagnabalony: You're upset because you don't fuck, but also you're upset because you're a Christian and don't fuck?
Daffuq?
workoutplan2020: The Fuckception
LesterOfTheWeevils: I fucking spit my drink on my monitor, thanks..
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1655402991 | 1655408450 | t3_vds6wx | t5_2to41 | 8 | UwU_Torochivo: TIFU by not using my brain
Had to redo this because my story was not long enough last time.
This happened yesterday, so if I can get any advice on this, it would be super appreciated.
So about a week ago my friend asked me for my discord. I gave it to him without hesitation, thinking that he wanted to... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1655402239 | 1655430289 | t3_vdrwpy | t5_2to41 | 82 | playlateguys: TIFU by exposing my 3 years worth of dandruff to the technician repairing my laptop
I have a terrible thing I'd like to admit: I've been having horrible dandruff for couple of years now. I work mostly from home on my laptop, where I usually make my head rain dandruff on the lid by quickly going through it... | 6 | 13.666667 | |
1655404021 | 1655405169 | t3_vdsklx | t5_2to41 | 7 | notthechez: TIFU by mistaking mayonnaise for cheese
Ok to start off me and my family have a lot of get togethers and family dinners and such. So today me my Mom, my Dad, my Grandparents, and my cousin went out to long horn steakhouse. I decided to have a chiken sandwich with a side of Mac and cheese. Note the sandwich ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1655407032 | 1655409539 | t3_vdtoi3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Crunchydud: Tifu by texting a 30 year old woman im 16
(Sorry for bad formatting im on mobile). So today when i woke up i got ready for summer school. I checked tik tok and saw that someone followed me so I decided to follow her back and think nothing of it. Later i get a message from her saying that she single ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1655407655 | 1655482170 | t3_vdtwil | t5_2to41 | 5,764 | GhettoGummyBear: TIFU: By pulling a parasitic egg from in between my teeth
So I work at a grocery store in the sushi department. I love sushi of all kinds and mostly eat some every day for lunch. So I have my normal tuna roll and it tasted fine. About 30 minutes to an hour later I begin to feel like shit. I’m usually f... | 11 | 524 | |
1655408804 | 1655411992 | t3_vdubsi | t5_2to41 | 6 | Nobody957: TIFU by seeming like I was creeping on my neighbours parcels.
It's more innocent than it sounds...
Took in a delivery for them this morning. The guy hands me the plastic sheets/bags, we part ways and I close my door.
As I'm walking the parcels into my flat, I can feel something slipping from under the pla... | 3 | 2 | |
1655409026 | 1655411573 | t3_vduemz | t5_2to41 | 5 | hazardbaka: Tifu by trying to please my gf saying her bust is 60++
So we both got our exams coming and we aren’t doing that much calls lately, so tonight she was showing me some tees that she could buy, she told me that the available size was 2xl but for busts 42-44 ( i knew 2xl would be a lot bigger and bc she is act... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1655410453 | 1655412260 | t3_vduspb | t5_2to41 | 10 | Avenger253: TIFU by getting a piece of meat stuck in my esophagus.
Title really says it all I guess but here’s the story. CAUTION however story does include vomit.
So our story begins about two days ago. My little brother has been away at school for the past few months so I thought it would be nice to go to the neares... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1655411963 | 1655424647 | t3_vdvdnh | t5_2to41 | 13,920 | _Whatisanything_: TIFU by killing most of my parents pond fish population
My parents have a big water tank on the outside and about 2 years ago they took in some pond fish from my neighbours that were going to move. The population grew and had about 20 individuals. Yesterday I was going to feed them when I noticed the ... | 16 | 870 | |
1655413963 | 1655462216 | t3_vdw4m9 | t5_2to41 | 18 | BickySmalls: TIFU by almost making my penis explode
I am still shaken up by what just happened, I think I was just seconds away from making my penis explode.
So I'm at my house and someone else is showering, and I REALLY had to pee. Normally I just wait, but I don't know why I just couldn't hold this one in. So I look... | 6 | 3 | |
1655414065 | 1655425833 | t3_vdw5z7 | t5_2to41 | 54 | asdf1234xox: TIFU By getting horny and posting onto Reddit
(Obligatory throwaway account notice)
I feel like this is going to be widely over dramatic but I am incredibly stressed out rn
I fucked up by posting some porn onto Reddit a few months ago. Having come to my senses, I deleted the posts and so to the account. ... | 10 | 5.4 | |
1655416386 | 1655417692 | t3_vdx0c1 | t5_2to41 | 18 | AgentJackFlack: TIFU Putting my phone in the sink [NSFW]
I'll preface this by saying this story isn't for everyone, because it involves promiscuous sex, and I am indeed a relentless sex addict.
Anyway... a few months back I was invited to what can only be described as a gangbang. A man and his wife, whom I only kno... | 3 | 6 | |
1655418086 | 1656264483 | t3_vdxmb1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Electronic-Spare-537: Tifu finding my dad on Reddit, literally giving him my Reddit, and then posting like normal.
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No_Scientist3018: What is Tifu?, I saw a live chat pop up on my feed the other day about it
Electronic-Spare-537: Today I fucked up
No_Scientist3018: Oh
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1655418080 | 1655419708 | t3_vdxm8m | t5_2to41 | 13 | ryuruvu: TIFU by spitting in my bartenders face
I'm a 25f and last Friday I was out at a bar in my area. I had a long and tiring week so I was just out getting drunk. Well I was at the bar for about an hour and the bartender was taking a long time to give me my drinks when I'd ask for them. I saw that she was giving ot... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1655419940 | 1662947915 | t3_vdy94r | t5_2to41 | 4 | FazePeter: TIFU BY RECORDING A PUBLIC FREAKOUT
TIFU by recording a public freakout. My friend has a backstory with this other dude who let’s just call him Justin. Justin would do cringy stuff like say he has mood swings, and relates to juice wrld songs, etc. So being the normal person he is he would kind of laugh at th... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1655420306 | 1655421362 | t3_vdydes | t5_2to41 | 7 | PanBoiAsh: TIFU by not making sure there was an SD card in my camera
I've been defeated. I have been thoroughly and utterly defeated. I'm an agony and I could not possibly think of what to do in my sheer pain in this manner than to post on reddit. Today I spent more time than I care to admit in my current state and mor... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1655411247 | 1655856629 | t3_vdv3nm | t5_2to41 | 37 | countjracula: TIFU by letting my phone die
Obligatory, this fuck-up was two days ago into yesterday.
I (20M) am housing insecure. Recently I've been crashing on an air mattress in my best friend's (21F) and her roommates' living room while I struggle to save up money to rent my own place. It took me a while to find wo... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1655421740 | 1655429223 | t3_vdyusz | t5_2to41 | 79 | YawnPolice: TIFU by only pulling my shorts down when using the bathroom
This literally happened minutes ago, but I’m relocating out of state for work so I set up a negotiation meeting between HR and my manager to discuss a pay increase/bonus, additional PTO, and the company to help cover my moving costs. (Because this ... | 4 | 19.75 | |
1655422031 | 1655444023 | t3_vdyy5m | t5_2to41 | 6,992 | spamus81: TIFU by removing every bit of hair from the neck down
Happenef last night. I (30m) have been on a weight loss journey for the better part of 5 years. My wife and I have been together for 7. When we got married I weighed around 260 lbs and VERY little of that was muscle. Fast forward to today I'm now 170 and a... | 10 | 699.2 | |
1655422659 | 1655544214 | t3_vdz5rp | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by not defrosting meat.
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RudeSprinkles1240: I recently cut my hand doing something similar-- trying to get that maxi pad looking thing off a frozen package of chicken thighs.
I'm American though, so I just ran it under cold water and kept a bandaid on it for a week, while it oozed blood and th... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1655436109 | 1655437286 | t3_vdzfic | t5_2to41 | 25 | Kesha_but_in_2010: Stop. Why would you make someone’s OCD worse by telling them it’s a demonic possession or some shit? I can guarantee I know more about the Bible and mental health issues than you, so am well qualified to tell you shut up on this one.
Low-Rub-4750: You people think that God is for the weak minded but ... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1655425883 | 1655478116 | t3_ve06tl | t5_2to41 | 1,977 | Namespike: TIFU by putting a black dildo in a crew leader’s lunch box
My work is outside and dangerous. 95% of my workplace enjoys pranks every now and then to take a load off.
Stuff like Silicone on door handles, wheel chalking each other’s trucks in the morning, just little things.
A few weeks ago a plastic black d... | 8 | 247.125 | |
1655429810 | 1655480377 | t3_ve1fbj | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: Tifu by trying to talk to my girlfriends parents about proposing to her.
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TheSentientPurpleGoo: i never talked to my wife's parents about proposing. thought never even crossed my mind. we've been married for 31 years. and we eloped, as well. they found out over the radio that we had gotten married.
... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1655431000 | 1655431196 | t3_ve1so1 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by applying the hair removal cream on my body.
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blaze_fury7: I suggest you to visit a doctor if the area is still under that burning sensation
Obama-bin_laden91: That was almost a year ago and I’m fine now , no burning sensation thankfully 😅
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1655431140 | 1655465641 | t3_ve1u53 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my landlord I belong in Prison!
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Effin_Kris: Dayumn bro.
Satorainius: 
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1655431655 | 1655504240 | t3_ve208v | t5_2to41 | 385 | thegoldrushcroissant: TIFU by accidentally spending too much at home depot
I bought two 2x10’s both 16ft in length and had them cut it into eight 4ft sections. The lady ringed up eight of those things. I didnt bat an eye till i got home. I just paid for eight 16ft 2x10s (and like 7 2x4’s that it turns out i didnt even ... | 8 | 48.125 | |
1655431775 | 1655433314 | t3_ve21m3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Mental_Act4662: TIFU by giving my daughter a bath
TIFU by giving my daughter a bath. So this happened about 45 minutes ago and I am still not done with the aftermath. TL;DR at the bottom.
So my daughter is 19 months old and is not potty trained. (Some of you can probably see where this is going). So anyways, we all at... | 4 | 2 | |
1655417051 | 1655524981 | t3_vdx91l | t5_2to41 | 11 | clo0oyy: TIFU by pavloving myself by eating chocolate while playing mario kart
TL;DR for 2 weeks straight i ate so much comfort chocolate in a blind competitive fueled rage while playing 200cc mario kart that i pavlov’d myself to want to play mario kart by just eating a stupid hersheys kiss
i get really fixated on ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1655434834 | 1655441831 | t3_ve2zu6 | t5_2to41 | -14 | futurethrowawayy5: TIFU by showing my nieces new bf my guns
I'll start this by saying that I'm a 27f and I live in Texas. Well my niece who lives out of state was visiting me last weekend with her new bf. They've been dating for a couple months and I haven't met him before.
They came over to my place and everything w... | 7 | -2 | |
1655435001 | 1655484628 | t3_ve31sd | t5_2to41 | 11 | Plaths_socks: TIFU by waiting too long to pee
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nuclearextracton: "this happened yesterday"
Downvoted 👍
Sewcah: “”This happened yesterday” Downvoted” Downvoted.
nuclearextracton: “”This happened yesterday” Downvoted👍” Downvoted"" Downvoted 👍
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1655436132 | 1655478993 | t3_ve3ehu | t5_2to41 | 6 | optimaltapssb: TIFU HOT WINGS
TIFU so today i was thinking about spicy food because im trying to build up my tolerence and i like suffering so i go to the place with the hottest wings close to me so i go there and order the HOTTEST SAUCE THERE so the waiter is like are u sure and gives me frys so i can try it out and a... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1655437792 | 1655489578 | t3_ve3wj8 | t5_2to41 | 285 | coconutdry06: TIFU by referring to women as females
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bfgvrstsfgbfhdsgf: What’s the best term?
Gloomy_Future_248: Chicks without dicks.
chonk_fox89: I mean that's _technically_ very inclusive because it stands to reason that if you have to specifically specify " _without dicks_ " it implies the existence of chi... | 14 | 20.357143 | |
1655439035 | 1655441005 | t3_ve4aet | t5_2to41 | 19 | rashford101939: TIFU by letting my horniness take control of my better judgement
Me 18(m) have been lookin for an fwb for some time now and today morning this girl i met on tinder dmed me. We chatted for abit and she seemed chill. So we after awhile we exchanged Insta handles and continued our convo thr. She said she w... | 9 | 2.111111 | |
1655439846 | 1655520735 | t3_ve4jb9 | t5_2to41 | 27 | frank0peter: TIFU by arguing with my tenants !!
We had a tenant for 2 and half years and let’s just say it’s been less than pleasant. I was non confrontational and it didn’t help so we asked them six months ago to move. While they were moving today we got into an argument and I decided to be confrontational for once. T... | 11 | 2.454545 | |
1655441103 | 1655443207 | t3_ve4w4l | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: Tifu by not getting how painful heels are
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HilltopHideout: Rainbow. Each nail another bright color
embracing_insanity: I second this.
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1655437173 | 1655515990 | t3_ve3pu0 | t5_2to41 | 73 | elefanteguerrero: Tifu by not understanding r/photoshopbattles
I have been subscribed to this subreddit called r/photoshopbattles for several years. I don't remember why I initially subscribed to it, or if at any point I actually understood what it was, but their posts have been showing up on my feed for as long as I c... | 3 | 24.333333 | |
1655442647 | 1655471512 | t3_ve5bx8 | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: tifu by shouting at my guest and my family was not happy with it.
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Dezirrez: First off. Paragraphs, doesn't matter how poor your overall english skills is, section everything to make it more readable.
Also, your family clearly has different beliefs than me but I will still share my opinion.
Being... | 3 | 0 | |
1655442640 | 1655447506 | t3_ve5but | t5_2to41 | 18 | peeter_beaters: TIFU Using Dandruff Shampoo to Beat It
I’m not sure if this is TMI for the sub, but this is a true story.
This happened to me a couple of years ago, but remember it like it was yesterday.
So, this one time I my ex left me hanging so I later decided to take matters into my own hands using Head and Sho... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1655443768 | 1655459732 | t3_ve5n1f | t5_2to41 | 59 | Good-Worldliness3109: TIFU by getting caught masturbating by my housemaid
I am writing this after a few hours of this incident.
My parents recently hired a super hot maid, and me being super attracted to her, ever since she came, i have got this sort of a fetish, of masturbating when she's at home. It just gives me a ... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1655444662 | 1655573957 | t3_ve5vyh | t5_2to41 | 1,900 | [deleted]: TIFUpdate 2 by giving my girlfriend money to surprise my boys
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Blue_eyed_fox_94: Omg those police. Seriously? Evicting her ? She didn't even live there! She was registered living else where and its not like she had no where to go cause she could have, you know, gone home. I'd be calling up the polic... | 15 | 126.666667 | |
1655445771 | 1655446087 | t3_ve66kt | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by feeling up my friend while she was hugging me
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TommyMilkshake: More incel fiction
Shartyshartfast: “Her bra was also sticking out” is a thing that guys say when they are super experienced with women.
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1655451736 | 1655490654 | t3_ve7nd8 | t5_2to41 | 134 | cooljhon2009: TIFU by running on a Treadmill while only wearing socks.
So I'm kind of fat there are no 2 ways about that and I decided to use the small gym in my house on the top floor our house is divided into 3 floors ground floor, 1st floor, 2nd floor/roof, and on the 2nd floor there is a gym with weights, a treadmi... | 6 | 22.333333 | |
1655456193 | 1655457343 | t3_ve8oua | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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LazyLabMan: Option 3 don't know how virtual sex is a crime though
SuperSyrias: i think they meant "children" when they said "teens".
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1655457315 | 1655457506 | t3_ve8yqx | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by exploding on my friends with a years worth of baggage
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Ephidiel: Sounds like you all crazy
Hopeful_Sandwich_352: Damn, that hurts but is fair lol
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1655457735 | 1655508277 | t3_ve92eh | t5_2to41 | 13 | redips7890: TIFU creating a biohazard in my 😺
Reddit, please be kind for once in a blue moon. For context, we (20F, my 28M husband, and one year old puppy) have been homeless for the last two years or so. The last three months we have lived in an RV park in our broken down van until we can get jobs. AIl this to say, w... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1655458977 | 1655460852 | t3_ve9d0c | t5_2to41 | 3 | Bigheartgothgirl: TIFU by being infatuated with a meme
Let me explain. You know that big tiddy goth girlfriend meme? Way before that was a meme, I always wanted a girl like that. In high-school I was like the only punk/emo teenager. Girls I dated didn’t want me to listen to my metal and screamo when we were in the car ... | 3 | 1 | |
1655459018 | 1655471731 | t3_ve9dcv | t5_2to41 | 60 | wt_hell_am_I_doing: TIFU: Locking myself out on the terrace in my underwear on my birthday, then saved by the Apple Watch and Telegram
Obligatory disclaimer: it happened exactly 2 months ago, not today. As it happened, it was also the Easter Sunday. I’m mentioning that as it is somewhat relevant to my multiple fuck-ups... | 4 | 15 | |
1655459760 | 1655479433 | t3_ve9jsw | t5_2to41 | 6 | Anxiousgothboy: TIFU by thinking that God was judging me
I grew up in a southern Methodist church. I’m my teenage years I developed a deep love for Jesus and learning the Bible. I was a punk/emo guy that loved to skateboard and rock skinny jeans and converse. I loved listening to music with screaming and dual harmony g... | 3 | 2 | |
1655462525 | 1655488881 | t3_vea8wh | t5_2to41 | 424 | Obama-bin_laden91: TIFU Putting hair removal cream on my private parts.
I was inspired by another post and this happened almost a year ago.
I have a fairly amount of body hair and I was considering shaving my hairy parts, so I asked my girlfriend how can I do it best and she recommended me the cream you can apply to... | 7 | 60.571429 | |
1655463021 | 1655470044 | t3_veadj7 | t5_2to41 | 112 | [deleted]: TIFU by realizing i'm not that attracted to my girlfriend
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nbuzd: If a man loves his woman, he's going to gas her up whether shes a 0 or a 10.
Looks change. Throwing away that kind of connection is questionable.
But if you are not going to be able to love her properly because of this, do her the f... | 7 | 16 | |
1655466812 | 1655478091 | t3_vebeyd | t5_2to41 | 24 | PokePonders: TIFU by feeding my pregnant friend descaling tablets
This DID happen today.
I have a Tassimo coffee machine in my office.
My friend who is also my colleague has lunch with me in my office, then usually makes herself a hot drink (I mostly have decaf stuff) before going back to her desk. She is 7 months pr... | 8 | 3 | |
1655469043 | 1655502581 | t3_vec35n | t5_2to41 | 122 | bagelff: TIFU by not checking my pants for bugs before putting them on
So I just moved to rural South Carolina for an engineering job, and this area is the first time I've ever had to deal with roaches. Where I'm from in Nj, all I had to worry about were tiny ants, stinkbugs, and the occasional spider in the fall. But ... | 6 | 20.333333 | |
1655476756 | 1655534556 | t3_veeop4 | t5_2to41 | 13,924 | wutinthefrickfrack: TIFU by drying the skin off my willy because of the Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
So I was in Discord yesterday with the boys because we had all stayed up to watch the announcement stream for Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 2 (or as it's now known as, Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth). We had to pass the time f... | 13 | 1,071.076923 | |
1655477576 | 1655483018 | t3_veeyzi | t5_2to41 | 4 | dinotacosocks: TIFU by bending down
TIFU by bending down. literally. i (19F) was in my girlfriend's (20F) backyard and we were setting up a tent. her dog had the zombies and was running around and right past my leg, skinning me enough to make my pants let go up. so, i go to pull my pants leg down and immediately feel a... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1655479481 | 1655484825 | t3_vegk9i | t5_2to41 | 6 | Arctic__Fox: TIFU by realizing I've been choking myself needlessly for years.
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Dr_Tacopus: That’s not the “proper” way to drink things. You should probably head to a dr if you can’t drink something and not choke on it without using your tongue to block it like that
ElGalloBjj: Agreed.
This is a natural refle... | 3 | 2 | |
1655481330 | 1655483486 | t3_veis1r | t5_2to41 | 12 | Witty-Release8239: TIFU my whole relationship.
Backstory, me and my (ex) girlfriend both go to the same school, and were in a very close and happy relationship, however things started going really downhill this week and even past month because of family, mental health and stress at school as we're doing end of year ass... | 3 | 4 | |
1655481782 | 1655485689 | t3_vej4ec | t5_2to41 | 36 | mpdg_ed1996: TIFU by accidentally showing my colleague a naked picture of myself.
NSFW tag for obvious reasons. (AND BECAUSE APPARENTLY I NEED A REMINDER OF WHAT IS AND IS NOT SAFE WORK…)
This actually happened today and I am still actively cringeing. Maybe I’ll get over this someday.
So, I [F25] work in an office se... | 3 | 12 | |
1655482055 | 1655482380 | t3_vejba9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: Orgasm
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lecheconmarvel: Wrong sub
Nixey69: Maybe the partner's name is 'Up'
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1655481688 | 1655483315 | t3_vej210 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Strict-Assignment-89: TIFU - By eating a banana
Hello TIFU community
Yesterday, I experienced a bit of a fuck up by using the bathroom and pooping. Usually this wouldn’t be an issue but today our water source was being fixed so we had no water and could not flush the toilet.
No biggie, as I’m usually out of the hous... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1655479395 | 1655501092 | t3_vegggc | t5_2to41 | 181 | Arctic__Fox: TIFU by realizing I've been choking myself needlessly for years.
I'm a clumsy asshole. I'm the first to spill a drink at a party, and the first to choke on a glass of water, especially if I'm laughing. I'm generally uncoordinated, so much so that there's a family joke that I've never learned spatial awaren... | 6 | 30.166667 | |
1655479621 | 1655482590 | t3_vegqoq | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by maybe flashing some drywall workers
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nonstandardnerd: Why did you post this 8 times
KatieTSO: Apollo bugged out
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1655482393 | 1655483594 | t3_vejive | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my partner collapse in pain after sex
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DoughnutDonator: wtf does heroic mean in that context
NoxAeterna555: The gf allowed him to wear his cape during
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1655483404 | 1655483764 | t3_vejza3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Womenniceguys: TIFU by letting myself get stressed over women
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Bobbylayneblame: This is neckbeard adjacent. Some women are terrible and so are some men. Be the best person you can be and be patient, a nice one will come around
imwithstupidpeople: Neckbeard adjacent. That's a great description. That said I g... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1655483722 | 1655487342 | t3_vek3pn | t5_2to41 | 18 | throwbadson: TIFU by compromising with my teens about a trip to Vegas while forgetting I have a phobia of planes
Actually was yesterday. So I’ve got five teens, sigh yes five. 19 year old daughter, 18 year old triplets 2 boys and one girl, and a 17 year old girl.
They wanted to go to Vegas this summer and they wanted... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1655482558 | 1655508563 | t3_vejlzl | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with my bf after he'd had a couple drinks UPDATE
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TLMoss: Sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon
smeads3105: I'm starting antibiotics tomorrow so all should be good
drewed1: Don't forget to use condoms
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1655486628 | 1655487763 | t3_vel810 | t5_2to41 | 21 | LargestCat: TIFU by dumping half a gallon of cat pee all over and ruining a pleasant evening
This happened to me last night and my fiance and I still can't quite believe it all went down the way it did. Content warning: lots of discussion around pet vomit/pee.
For context, my fiance and I bought a house together about... | 3 | 7 |
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