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1655490637 | 1655824741 | t3_vemqn6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | armia6969: Tifu by crashing my dads car..
I am 18 and got my license a few months back and the amount of shit that happened kinda makes me want to stop driving. My moms car battery got caught on fire because of the jumpstart cables, note that the battery is in the trunk and obviously where else beside the trunk to keep... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1655491044 | 1655502845 | t3_vemw26 | t5_2to41 | 16 | ArtisticPercentage89: TIFU by sending anime memes to company executives
This isn’t a big fuck-up — esp compared to 90% of stuff on here — and the memes in question are super super vanilla. BUT I’m suffering from *heavy* second-hand embarrassment so I’m here to share it.
Context: I’m 21F, a summer intern at a big tech... | 4 | 4 | |
1655492594 | 1655492846 | t3_vengns | t5_2to41 | 13 | thekrazybadass_1987: TIFU by mocking a disabled person.
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_null_route: Not really mocking. Slip of the memory, sure.
thekrazybadass_1987: Yeah. Happens to most of us.
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1655492681 | 1655531319 | t3_venhvr | t5_2to41 | 6,264 | CapablePerformance: TIFU by telling a coworker about a trip I took as a kid
So, an hour ago, I was in a meeting to discuss a project and before we started, my supervisor wanted break the ice by asking us what our favorite summer memory was as a kid. Everyone is giving these really classic Americana answers like hanging... | 9 | 696 | |
1655493051 | 1655498309 | t3_venmqj | t5_2to41 | 3 | Mark2_0: TIFU by starting jogging
This started early in the year and I'm still dealing with it now.
WFH has been great, I'm able to get a lot more done and get my work done a lot more efficiently without the constant interruptions of people stopping by my desk at the office, I love it. The only problem is that it's al... | 3 | 1 | |
1655495852 | 1655556636 | t3_veomp7 | t5_2to41 | 52 | Cryso_L: TIFU by showing my boyfriend America’s favorite pastime.
So this happened last weekend, not today. But I finally have time to tell the story.
So my boyfriend [37M] is from France. I [26M] grew up in the USA. We have been dating for about 2 months.
He really enjoys American culture, and I have played base... | 4 | 13 | |
1655495959 | 1655578798 | t3_veoo2l | t5_2to41 | 17,524 | Red_Sour_Cherry: tifu by finding millions of maggots in my kitchen
Let me start by saying I usually keep a clean home. I have a very very old house(built in 1895) I have been remodeling and fixing it since I bought it in January. So we only live here about 1/2 the time.
So now to the story.
I started to notice an abn... | 16 | 1,095.25 | |
1655496473 | 1655503539 | t3_veov5s | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu by getting in someone’s personal space .
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weissmanhyperion: Don't walk up on anyone during an altercation if you don't plan on being physical
Professional_News_83: She spat on me I just walked up to tell her to stop it as we were next to each other
weissmanhyperion: You could also walk away whi... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1655498566 | 1655508902 | t3_veplv6 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking Ambien at a hotel in Atlanta during a layover
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aBlackTrain: Did you find your belongings did you just take your clothes off in your room then dive out into the hallway.
WhiskeyNAmbien: Apparently I got undressed in my hotel room and dove out into the hall. The fact I had my shoes on i... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1655498882 | 1655508340 | t3_veppsv | t5_2to41 | 6 | Christianflirtbad: TIFU by flirting with girls at church
I made a post on here a while back about how I was flirting with girls at a church and how I got removed from a young adult group within that church. Maybe this is a silly question but is that supposed to be apart of my testimony? I haven’t really shared about th... | 3 | 2 | |
1655498975 | 1655504365 | t3_vepqyw | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU by coming out to my family and getting kicked out.
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DoIKnowYouHuman: (I’m going to get so much shit for asking, but I find it weirdly important) what are you having at McDonald’s?
[deleted]: Haha I just got some fries and a Coke, pretty good thinking food
DoIKnowYouHuman: That’s for sure, pick ... | 10 | 5.3 | |
1655499640 | 1655552588 | t3_vepzlo | t5_2to41 | 24 | SchnarchendeSchwein: TIFU by accidentally exposing a child to a horrible court case via Bluetooth and my obsession with fundamentalists
So, when I’m not busy working (my specific work is very feast or famine in its nature), I keep an eye on my neighbor’s 10 year old, Oliver. He doesn’t need a lot of supervision while s... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1655502079 | 1655505091 | t3_vequ6v | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU seeing a dead friend of mine on Telegram
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rhumbamatic: The fact that y’all are sharing nudes of people presumably without their consent is fucked up. I hope you learned something from this and recover but reconsider doing such things in the future.
Billiekoy: I certainly did. I won't reason out... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1655503960 | 1655568206 | t3_veri4q | t5_2to41 | 17 | Bright_Cauliflower10: Tifu by ingesting self tanner
So last night i was self tanning (the kind that takes a week to develop vs a traditional one) when i got out of the shower, my husband came home from work early and kinda threw off my tanning routine , so I didn’t wash my hands afterwards and we went to bed shortly af... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1655506505 | 1655507139 | t3_vesdkx | t5_2to41 | 30 | HootieAndTheSnowcrab: TIFU by taking a road trip shortly after eating fiber bars
So my husband and I are taking a road trip to visit family. We didn’t have a ton to eat at home and we were kind of in a hurry to get on the road. I grabbed a couple fiber bars because I was really hungry and thought they would do until I ... | 3 | 10 | |
1655507787 | 1655513381 | t3_vest8z | t5_2to41 | 10 | Chunky-Wunkie: TIFU by visiting r/eyeblech again
I honestly don’t know what’s wrong with me. Every time I go to r/eyeblech, I feel queazy for the rest of the day. The shit I see ranges from a woman curving her body in such a way to shoot diarrhea down her throat, dead children, suicide by hanging, and people getting th... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1655508349 | 1655509990 | t3_veszow | t5_2to41 | 4 | Some_Plenty_7651: TIFU By waking up at the worst possible time
I'm on mobile so I do apologize if formatting is off.
So a bit of background information for this story. My family had a small cottage. When I say small I mean it. This had very few rooms and we would bring a guest or two with us (a family of six). S... | 4 | 1 | |
1655509222 | 1655512831 | t3_vet9mb | t5_2to41 | -1 | picklefries27: TIFU by not going #2 before seeing my boyfriend
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Officialmilehigh: Why do you women get embarrassed buy farts and shit? Its literally seems childish to never do this shit in front of guys. Itold my wife when we first got together if she tries to hid normal bodily functions from my then I don't w... | 5 | -0.2 | |
1655512422 | 1655514402 | t3_veu9pk | t5_2to41 | 6 | Gamefail: TIFU by making my own game
I’ve spent a couple years making my own game. Doing artwork, designing the rules and gameplay, and spending money on manufacturing. I’ve gotten a store to believe in me. They told me it was ok for me to host learning events in their store. So I’ve been trying to do that but nobody e... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1655511394 | 1655522650 | t3_vetybw | t5_2to41 | 5 | SwissStarburst: Tifu by teaching a kid a racial slur
OBLIGATORY: not today. Happened one year ago when I was watching three children. The youngest of which was three. He had two older siblings who usually did their own thing, and didn’t need much guidance.
Background: 3y/o was engaged in an egg dying activity in the y... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1655513657 | 1655529454 | t3_veui72 | t5_2to41 | 4 | ninetynineflakey: Why would you ask?
BacardiPirate: Hypothetical question
ninetynineflakey: Well I've already accepted it's gone, but if you can tell me what drinks are in the bag then I might be interested.
BacardiPirate: Well I'm taking it from dude so I looking inside. Dude's kinda big
ninetynineflakey: Don't know w... | 11 | 0.363636 | |
1655515795 | 1655516434 | t3_vevaav | t5_2to41 | 31 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #15! Got a story to share? Come and share it on TIFU talks!
The_Stormborn320: Can we comment here?
JC1812: Yes!
The_Stormborn320: Right on, thank you :)
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1655520335 | 1655521327 | t3_vewky8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Interesting_Ad5467: TIFU By spending a year with fake friends.
I am a Male and let me give you some backstory before I start, I had a friend group of 4 people
AL who is the main fake friend of the story, AB who is AL's hype man, to other people who are irrelivent to the story. I met AL in 2021 we became good friends ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1655520543 | 1655535219 | t3_vewmzz | t5_2to41 | 107 | colormeflabbergasted: TIFU by wearing a heart rate monitor while making out
I (20F) dated my ex for almost 4 years, and as I'm coming up on the anniversary of breaking up, I was reminded of this horrible story. It was a first love kind of romance that served us both well as high school sweethearts. Summer after graduat... | 5 | 21.4 | |
1655521690 | 1655681251 | t3_vewyos | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: tifu by looking through my husbands Reddit.
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jammysammidge: I don’t entertain all of these “trendy” terms and he/him bollocks, so please excuse my ignorance. What is a pan sexual?
lilacpeaches: Pansexual essentially means that you’re attracted to anyone regardless of their gender (to be more specifi... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1655522388 | 1655531093 | t3_vex5r2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I could make a joke as to why I am a terrible parent to my daughter.
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SuperdudeFourFiveSix: This is, I have to assume, someone fucking around with one of those AI things. This reads like it's generated by a neural net. Can't keep any details straight, with ages and context shifting ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1655522742 | 1655528340 | t3_vex97g | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by only teaching my kids Ancient Latin
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TiltedWombat: What a weird thing to lie about
shouldnothaveread: I'm guessing he's just read Snow Crash for the first time and was inspired to do some creative writing.
Maleficent-Scratch-6: What is snow crash?
wintermute916: It’s an excellent book writte... | 7 | 7 | |
1655518881 | 1655571258 | t3_vew5vk | t5_2to41 | 9 | TheGreatestNobody420: TIFU by not enabling my ICloud and leaving myself with the crushing guilt of my actions.
A while back I had willingly permanently deleted all of my photos off of my IPad to clear enough storage for some stupid game that needed an absurdly large amount of storage. What I had neglected to realize wa... | 3 | 3 | |
1655525861 | 1655652618 | t3_vey4h4 | t5_2to41 | 1,056 | jpg11: TIFU by being a horny mf and now my sister wants to bleach her eyes
Bonus points for happening a couple hours ago.
Woman hit me up on Instagram and later snapchat to talk. Things got a little hot and heavy and we started to sext a little. Hadn't really done anything like that but was kind of into it. Kept my fa... | 10 | 105.6 | |
1655528630 | 1655620445 | t3_veyud9 | t5_2to41 | 32 | whatiamidoinghere9: TIFU By Leading A Friend On Than Humiliating Him In Public
This happened about 7-8 hours ago, and this is the first time I've picked up my phone since it happened because of all the texts I've been getting. I feel awful, so here it is.
Just as terrible as the title sounds. I, (Male17) and my friend... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1655526007 | 1655586952 | t3_vey5sk | t5_2to41 | 4 | NoSkillJustHaxing: tifu by fighting someone and ruining my relationship a little
so today in P.E class we were playing basketball. This guy (we'll call him M) decided to throw a ball at my nuts and laugh. I had enough of his shit (fyi, hes bodyshamed my best friend, he came during the middle of the year and expects ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1655530583 | 1655594615 | t3_vezcf6 | t5_2to41 | 368 | Revolutionaryear17: TIFU by asking my wife if her sex dream turned her on
My wife is very vanilla in bed. But recently she has started doing more things and wanting to try new things.
Today, she woke up angry. I thought there was something wrong so I asked her what happened. She said she had a weird dream. In the drea... | 14 | 26.285714 | |
1655531806 | 1656940002 | t3_vezn4t | t5_2to41 | 4,610 | state_of_alaska: TIFU by misunderstanding my wife's intensions.
I found out how badly I fucked up two days ago.
My wife recently went out of town to visit some of her old stomping grounds and visit some old friends. When she got home things seemed normal. Hanging out, drinking beer and talking a little about her trip... | 7 | 658.571429 | |
1655538805 | 1655549924 | t3_vf19qx | t5_2to41 | 31 | throwaway3747-8472: Tifu by tripping my little sister
I know by the title it sounds bad but hear me out. I (F16) have a little sister (5) who i have a classic sibling relationship with. Fighting at one moment, at peace the next. Well, for the past 10 months, she's been a complete demon spawn. Every time i have a conver... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1655537516 | 1655557391 | t3_vf0z7m | t5_2to41 | 16 | 09Yublover: TIFU by microwaving foil
OK so this one probably isn't nearly as bad as some of the other posts on here but I thought it fit. So earlier today (technically yesterday since it's like 1 AM right now) I had gotten del taco for dinner. I got one of their big combo burritos that comes in a foil instead of their ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1655539718 | 1655540574 | t3_vf1hgo | t5_2to41 | 20 | Julia7656: TIFU by sleeping.
This actually happened yesterday but I'm still shaken up by the whole thing so here's what happened. I (20f) am a college student and I live 100miles away from my hometown, my mother (50f) is a bit of a control freak but only when she remembers it. I am currently in the middle of my final e... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1655555409 | 1655740144 | t3_vf2cdc | t5_2to41 | 75 | Neeoda: That’s actually pretty funny.
Short-Influence7030: What exactly is funny about that? I’m not saying it’s “offensive”, but it’s just not funny. There’s no joke, no punchline. It’s just cringy more than anything. How would anyone even respond to that beyond saying “my condolences”, and quickly moving on? So again... | 17 | 4.411765 | |
1655543263 | 1655569265 | t3_vf2ad8 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by making Thanksgiving dinner
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sld126: You both sound like idiots.
iTalk2Pineapples: Isn't that the point of this sub? "Someome on TIFU FU" I appreciate the engagement of the topic but people fucking up is kinda the theme
sld126: This isn’t a fuck up.
This is willful, long term, destructive i... | 9 | 2.222222 | |
1655550610 | 1655551588 | t3_vf3zip | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally biting and squeezing an unknown woman's ass
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Rainbow62993: What in the Alabama did I just read?
Efficient_Fun6489: Hahaha I was just a kid. After that day, I never did it again.
hi_ho_silvers: Kids do ridiculous stuff. The first time you did that to your mothersister, she should... | 4 | 2 | |
1655553847 | 1655554580 | t3_vf4tiq | t5_2to41 | 6 | God_damn__sam: TIFU by getting h1gh and making popcorn
So my girlfriend (18 f) and I (18 m - In the country we live in we aren't minors anymore we can smoke and drink hard alc just so you know) decided to smoke something before going to bed. We went outside to look at the storm clouds flyig towards us with thunder and ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1655556125 | 1655557819 | t3_vf5fux | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by not throwing my wine bottles away or cleaning my kitchen
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AudiGuy3point0: Bruh
Evan0196: I second this.
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1655557753 | 1655562963 | t3_vf5x0r | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking my gfs neck
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xkissmykittyx: 11 years ago I accidentally broke my husband's neck by jumping on him in a swimming pool - I fractured his C1 vertebrae. We joke I was attempting to kill him for the life insurance policy.
wala_kwarta: Well, were you?
xkissmykittyx: A lady never tells.
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1655559188 | 1655644772 | t3_vf6cgm | t5_2to41 | 2,988 | crooky50-dc: tifu by not checking what the rancid smell was coming from around my water tank
Reading the story of the dead cat found behind the fridge reminded me of my own fuck up. Little bit of side info. I live on and run a farm in South Wales and we have our own spring fed water supply to the house and sheds.
That... | 8 | 373.5 | |
1655563323 | 1655565029 | t3_vf7j1k | t5_2to41 | 3 | Meanabix: Bruh don't be a douche...
MouseByDayRatByNight: ill be whatever i want its 2022
MikeTakrelyt: Haha didn't know non-binary persons can be funny
MouseByDayRatByNight: wow what a bigot. whats funny to me and you might be offensive to these others. expand your mind my little brother
MikeTakrelyt: Fully open minde... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1655563181 | 1655563671 | t3_vf7lvs | t5_2to41 | 9 | Badgirlparty: TIFU by thinking women wanted cute guys
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My_Cat_Louie: Wow, got some serious incel vibes here
moonlightblossom9: yep, their whole account is filled with stuff like this
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1655563705 | 1655581281 | t3_vf7rzl | t5_2to41 | 10 | Not_Here_394: TIFU by leaving my girlfriend while she was having a severe panic attack and she was begging me to stay with her
Last Saturday, I (30M) was visiting my girlfriend Hana (34F) at her apartment. Her air conditioner was broken, and Hana eventually found it unbearably hot and humid, so she took off her shirt a... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1655564366 | 1655564668 | t3_vf7zol | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying about my age & falling for someone 9 years older than me.
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Radiant-Invite-5755: Don’t do it
hibiscusflobackup: thank you for your time
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1655565468 | 1655704198 | t3_vf8d2v | t5_2to41 | 27 | falafelove69: TIFU by putting my old cat through surgery
A few days ago my 15 year old cat had elective surgery on his intestines, and I so so badly regret the decision now.
A couple of months ago on ultrasound they found a small section of thickened small bowel, and follow up ultrasound showed that it had gotten sli... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1655561860 | 1655672272 | t3_vf76ly | t5_2to41 | 92 | Oztravels: TIFU By resurrecting my dead friend and scaring the bejezus out of everyone.
Obligatory this just happened. A good friend of mine (let’s call him Mr G) died several months ago and his death was sudden and tragic. He lived on a remote island so wasn’t always in touch with lots of his family and friends becaus... | 3 | 30.666667 | |
1655567104 | 1655615777 | t3_vf8wcl | t5_2to41 | 5 | confesshell: TIFU by not having self control
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CharityOk9235: You seem like a danger to young girls, are you sure you told your therapist?
confesshell: I did and they kinda dismissed what I said. They told me that I shouldn’t have thoughts about that stuff or act on it but they didn’t give me any ways to deal w... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1655567679 | 1655582830 | t3_vf930s | t5_2to41 | 18 | JoeTag92: TIFU by breaking my collar bone causing everything to spiral out of control
Ok so first of the obligatory this did not happen today but about 3 weeks ago, and also apologies for the strange formatting as I’m on my phone.
Ok so where to begin, about 3 weeks ago after work I pop to see one of my friends and he... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1655568250 | 1655658862 | t3_vf99y9 | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying to my girlfriend for 7 months
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EmEmAndEye: My belief is that no one has the right to tell/demand another person what they can or cannot do sexually with themselves. Obvious caveats for seriously illegal or harmful acts. Her past with other people is her problem, not yours. That promise... | 10 | 4.9 | |
1655571935 | 1655577607 | t3_vfaj1x | t5_2to41 | 14 | spcartman: TIFU by making my American friend trudge his way back to home country
I’m Chinese and work for a Chinese airline company. My city is about 650 kilometers away from Shanghai. M (an American expat and my friend) would fly from here to Shanghai and get a connecting flight to LAX.
A few days earlier when he dec... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1655571784 | 1656725565 | t3_vfah5i | t5_2to41 | 30 | Halk_Buster: TIFU by helping my dad with his new iPad.
I got my dad a new iPad and he isn't exactly good with technology, so as I was setting it up and helping him, I came across pictures and videos(apparently he has iCloud sync on and these along others came from his phone), these pictures and videos we're a fucking s... | 10 | 3 | |
1655572724 | 1655593468 | t3_vfaspd | t5_2to41 | 160 | Broken_our_love: TIFU by "finding" the wrong cat
This literally happened 5 minutes ago.
English isn't my first language and sorry for formatting.
This morning we got a text from out neighbors that their cat had escaped. Ofcourse we try to help, my partner looked around this morning and we kept on the lookout.
The ne... | 6 | 26.666667 | |
1655574650 | 1655585764 | t3_vfbg52 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu by Mowing the lawn at 6am
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alpskier: Just bake them cookies and apologize—say your clock was not reset to time zone or power blip caused you to think it was after 7. Cost you nothing to apologize and small effort to bake cookies or a cake as well.
1Sluggo: Apologizing with lies?
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1655574472 | 1655620761 | t3_vfbdy6 | t5_2to41 | 1,658 | woop_choop: TIFU By Not Listening to Gwen Stefani
Before I get into my story, I'm referring to not listening to the chorus of Hollaback Girl. You'll know why in a second lol
So I had my first baby in early January. At abt 2 months postpartum, I started noticing black specks in my poop. Dr. Google informed me that bla... | 5 | 331.6 | |
1655577006 | 1655593584 | t3_vfc8ud | t5_2to41 | 9 | Jpupthecrocheter: TIFU by reading or posting a fanfic
Not as big of a fuck up as most of these but I haven't stopped thinking about this all day and my hands are still shaking.
So I read a fanfic by traineeghostcop. I just got an AO3 account and decided to make a fic inspired by it (and someone else but they aren't pa... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1655579167 | 1655580344 | t3_vfcyy6 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Womennotnice: TIFU being the nice guy
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b0wT1e: This post has nothing nice in it...
Alucard12203: My incel senses are tingling.
b0wT1e: I hope he one day openly/willingly gives behavior therapy a chance.
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1655580832 | 1655598066 | t3_vfdijm | t5_2to41 | 297 | tenhosede: TIFU by eating diet candy on a cross country drive
This happened nearly 3 years ago, but I've really just arrived at a place in my life I can bring myself to talk about it.
I (34 at the time, m) had a little extra weight at one time, I was at about 220 pounds. Not too bad but more than I wanted to weigh at ... | 5 | 59.4 | |
1655582378 | 1655779920 | t3_vfe0wx | t5_2to41 | 430 | Gods-Nutbucket: TIFU by not taking the hint that a girl I work with wasn’t interested
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Supafuzzed: Why is the move always flake until they “get the hint” or ghost? Why are people never up front anymore?
Psheep121: Did you not see the recent story of the teenager who was killed by her coworker AT WORK when she ... | 29 | 14.827586 | |
1655583720 | 1655587149 | t3_vfehbe | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a fake snapchat account that possibly ruined 2 friendships
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baaaaddds: Dude what
diamondthedegu1: Yeah mostly nonsensical but in short OP fucked up so badly that both friends definitely knew it after speaking with one another.
OP has now also deleted the post, likely because it was b... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1655585191 | 1655589112 | t3_vfeymi | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my girlfriend “I wish”
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Such-Wrongdoer-2198: Dude sounds like a total simp. His GF has convinced him to let her fuck other guy(s), and then manipulates him for joking about doing the same. I am getting the impression that non-monogamous and healthy are mutually exclusive.
RubProfes... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1655585597 | 1655590153 | t3_vff3iy | t5_2to41 | 176 | yourdadisabean: TIFU Talks Episode #16 Got a story to share? Come and share it on TIFU Talks!
hhp_tg: DADDY BEAN
hhp_tg: I AM BACK FATHER BEAN
PheonixGalaxy: We found the bean stan
hhp_tg: Daddy bean and i are besties
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1655586850 | 1655601170 | t3_vffiri | t5_2to41 | 14 | Greywolf2117: TIFU when arguing with my gf
I (m27) fucked up when I was arguing with my gf (f28) today. Last night, we spent the night at her mother's house. I have a virtual audition at 1 pm today. I woke up at 11:30 am. Rushed and drove to our apartment to do the audition since all of my lighting and camera stand for... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1655588883 | 1655597264 | t3_vfg6uc | t5_2to41 | 11 | throwaway9276362517: TIFU by spending money that I shouldn’t have
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Rosey991: I’m surprised people still fall for this
starliner2000: Just remember the old adage: there's a sucker born every minute.
AcrobaticSource3: Except they don’t get to suck or be sucked
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1655584493 | 1655668901 | t3_vfeqi6 | t5_2to41 | 36 | rtslaywood: TIFU by asking reddit for help
Recently I started writing serial stories. After putting my first one out there I realized that a ton of people who were reading the first part, weren't going on to read the second. Though realistically it didn't matter as the story was doing well, getting into top 10, favorit... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1655589672 | 1655635844 | t3_vfgfxu | t5_2to41 | 149 | Taaru: TIFU by somehow scaring off a flirt
So I had been meeting this girl (also a colleague) for 3 weeks. I asked her for a dinner(4th date) she said yes but before that we had dessert and she decided not to have any dinner because she was full and she suddenly wanted to go back home. I texted her later in the evening... | 4 | 37.25 | |
1655594114 | 1655597522 | t3_vfhung | t5_2to41 | -8 | [deleted]: TIFU by stumbling across my sister's private toy - and being very torn how to go about this...
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coconut1231: From where would she have the money to buy it? How come nobody in your family saw something was delivered to your house? How would a huge dildo fit her at such a young age and assuming she's ... | 9 | -0.888889 | |
1655594938 | 1655597045 | t3_vfi3pl | t5_2to41 | 56 | HelenaOfTroi: TIFU by assuming my interview offer was a scam
So I've been looking for a job recently and applying to a ton on Indeed. One job I applied to was from a very reputable store that most of you have definitely heard of. So I send in my resume and cover letter, and suspiciously quickly I get a response back. T... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1655595484 | 1655600937 | t3_vfi9oi | t5_2to41 | 19 | loumica: TIFU by being to lazy to clean a bottle that ended up exploding
I'm so so so lucky to have no injury at all.
I could have really baldy injured myself and my pets.
A week ago, I made a smoothie and put it in a glass bottle. I put it in the fridge and drank most of it.
2 days ago, I took it out to clean it but ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1655595600 | 1655608446 | t3_vfiaz1 | t5_2to41 | 19 | MrPresident11: TIFU by talking to a pretty girl
What started out as an amazing day soon became a nightmare…
This happened an hour or so ago. Im a young dude from the US currently in Warsaw, Poland. Im very interested in Eastern European culture and whatnot (this pertains to the story). I love talking to people from Po... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1655587016 | 1655619364 | t3_vffkrw | t5_2to41 | 14 | bookwormbitch4: TIFU by leaving my phone open near my cats
English is not my first language. Sorry for any mistakes
This just happened and I feel like throwing up. I hope writing this down will help me process the situation.
I ( 19F) was supposed to go out with a guy (18M) on a date 2 days ago but he canceled last m... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1655598267 | 1655601194 | t3_vfj3eb | t5_2to41 | 2 | AltruisticActivity39: TIFU by using random charger I found in my home
So, I finally upgraded my phone to iPhone 12 last year (2021) after using my iPhone 6 for so long. If you also use apple, or keep updated with popular tech news, you would already know that Apple had stopped giving us free charger on account of “tryi... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1655596952 | 1655609668 | t3_vfipey | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by choosing not to wear sunscreen and then turning my arms into lobster arms.
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loumica: That's crazy how it take only some sunburn to increase the risk for skin cancer ! I mean, it's logical, but the number of people you see with sunburn on a beach is craazy.
There are creams like biafine tha... | 3 | 3 | |
1655603315 | 1655610282 | t3_vfkjsd | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my friend convince me to go to the beach after I tried to back out.
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joke5ive: Your girl friend lady just enabled this drunk to do whatever he wanted and his name wasn’t Vinnie was it?
[deleted]: His name wasn't Vinnie lol.
joke5ive: Right on I was gonna go over and beat his ass if i... | 4 | 2 | |
1655602440 | 1655647991 | t3_vfkapv | t5_2to41 | 7,276 | Eartothevinyl: Tifu by having a drink of water on an airplane
So as it’s known, you cannot bring liquids over 100 ml on commercial flights. I decided to be proactive and bring an empty water bottle across security and then would fill it up on the other side. Seems logical right? So I went through security and then proc... | 9 | 808.444444 | |
1655603680 | 1655653340 | t3_vfknii | t5_2to41 | 14 | CarefulImprovement11: TIFU by eating Taco Bell
Disclaimer, this happened when I was 11. I’m 27F.
I’m writing this on my phone so I am sorry if my grammar / format is weird or for any typos.
I was just reading this poor mans story earlier about giving himself explosive diarrhea and it made me think of this moment, a m... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1655603084 | 1655606343 | t3_vfkhgf | t5_2to41 | 29 | Old_Membership_8299: TIFU by lining up for a ride at an amusement park and not peeing beforehand.
Today I (19F) decided to go to an amusement park with a few close friends, as the weather this weekend was supposed to be very nice and not too hot. This morning I woke up with a bit of a sore throat, but not wanting to mi... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1655607650 | 1655608658 | t3_vflsd9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Feelingsickworry: TIFU by eating the wrong foods
(Male 29) I keep throwing up after I eat certain foods
I weight 220 pounds and I’m 6ft. Today I got a couple of cheeseburgers from McDonalds and after I ate them I felt nauseas. After about an hour I took my medicine. I take Abilify and Zoloft. I gotta say this though. ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1655609772 | 1655613834 | t3_vfmdp3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: Tifu by being curious about my uncles computer
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Bmor00bam: Ranking people based on melanin is wrong. There’s hot people in every culture…unless you’re from Missouri.
eringobrag88: Hey!
I resemble that statement
ItsMightyMike: Holy shit that made me laugh way harder than it should have.
| 4 | 3.25 | |
1655611628 | 1655744023 | t3_vfmvsf | t5_2to41 | 14,824 | [deleted]: TIFU by being horny on Omegle
I’m sure you can see where this is going probably. Well, against my better judgement, I decided to try going on Omegle since I was… bored. I ended up landing on someone saying they were a woman from the Philippines and that they were also horny and wanted to head to Instagram. ... | 14 | 1,058.857143 | |
1655598061 | 1655634467 | t3_vfj16a | t5_2to41 | 5 | mythrowaway56475: TIFU by going on vacation
Obligatory this happened over the course of Monday to yesterday. Also obligatory this is a throwaway because I use the same username for everything and don't want it tracked to me.
Every couple of years my mom's side of the family travels to a small vacation island in Ohio ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1655616394 | 1655633185 | t3_vfo3eo | t5_2to41 | 18 | ur_ynome: TIFU using a bidet toilet seat
I bought a bidet toilet seat a while back and it has been one of the best purchases ever!
Nothing fancy, an American Standard Aquawash. It has 2 settings for vag and ass and basically squirts a few high pressure tiny streams of cold water in your cracks.
You have to move yo... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1655617900 | 1655618709 | t3_vfogcu | t5_2to41 | 28 | Independent_State648: TIFU by buying everyone an AncestryDNA kit and ruining last Christmas
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thePopefromTV: [Repost from 3 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/a99fw9/tifu_by_buying_everyone_an_ancestrydna_kit_and/)
pyrohydrosmok: I don't know how they thought this was gonna work out
thePopefromTV... | 4 | 7 | |
1655618150 | 1655756313 | t3_vfoig3 | t5_2to41 | 14 | daaaaaaaaaaaaaaph: TIFU by talking to someone who doesn't care about me
TIFU by talking to someone doesn't care about me
so there was this time i saw this girl, and i was attracted to her, we both like to draw and stuff, i spend like almost half year to actually talk to her, i started by asking her if i can draw her a... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1655618792 | 1655653771 | t3_vfoo9r | t5_2to41 | 1,575 | pregnancccctytestifu: TIFU by telling my husband to take out the trash
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savbh: Seems like an odd relationship. Why not tell him you did a test? Why wait until after the appointment? Relationships are about communicating and you didn’t.
pregnancccctytestifu: Because I needed to make sure that this was what I th... | 17 | 92.647059 | |
1655620270 | 1655623152 | t3_vfp0sx | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at a dating app message sent to a female co-worker
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ArmadilloDays: So, no one is thinking that sharing dating app responses at work is a bad idea all the way around?
[deleted]: Well if they weren't, they are now. This has somehow gone thru the building! Fancy that lol
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1655620385 | 1655655981 | t3_vfp1qt | t5_2to41 | 7 | JohnFortnitesRealDad: TIFU by apparently having extremely high pain tolerance
Writing this a couple hours later
if I'm being honest, I'm pretty unfit. I'm not fat, in fact I'm pretty skinny, but I'm a bit understaffed in the muscle department. This means when I work out I tend to get tired rather quickly.
So consider... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1655623214 | 1655675289 | t3_vfppw1 | t5_2to41 | 50 | call_me_Liz_bitch: TIFU by screaming bloody murder at a girl who was wearing long, fake eyelashes
So to preface this whole thing I must say; I have an extreme fear of centipedes. I had a really rough experience that involved a prank done on me by my older brothers with centipedes—which I don't even want to explain else... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1655626357 | 1655627189 | t3_vfqfth | t5_2to41 | 0 | wurmy69: TIFU with F/rtacles everywhere
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Silansi: Dude, just say fart.
mercerhackett: maybe some people can't fucking say fart. did you even think of that?
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1655626675 | 1655634186 | t3_vfqidf | t5_2to41 | 41 | Deathofgotham: TIFU riding a shopping trolley
Wasn't today it was like 16 years ago but people seem to enjoy this story so thought I'd share
I was working part-time for Tesco Express (a smaller version of the supermarket in the UK) at the age of 16 and we were having a pretty chilled Sunday shift.
Being an Express st... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1655632240 | 1655637038 | t3_vfrqo7 | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a "mini stroke" and ending my relationship with my fiancée
I'm on my phone, sorry for typos and formatting errors. This may be long.
About 15 years ago I had a transient ischemic attack (TIA), aka a "mini stroke." I spent several days in the hospital.
Last Tuesday (June 14th) I had a migrain... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1655634698 | 1655663585 | t3_vfsbbc | t5_2to41 | 3,397 | robertthomsonanim: TIFU by alienating a group of people by telling them what I do for a living
It was my first day travelling around Spain and I went to the kitchen to meet some new people in the Hostel I'm staying in. I don't find meeting new people the easiest thing but I try really hard to be nice and funny and usua... | 9 | 377.444444 | |
1655637900 | 1655638421 | t3_vft3og | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a sneaky wank and sneezing cum.
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Bram157: So you walked around for a few hours with a cum covered shirt?
Ok_Stomach1171: I didn’t walk.
Bram157: So you sat around for a few hours with a cum covered shirt?
Ok_Stomach1171: It’s elementary Watson.
| 5 | 1.2 | |
1655638206 | 1655687864 | t3_vft6hl | t5_2to41 | 113 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting high and clicking on my ex's Spotify profile
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Tsubodai86: That's a gut punch for sure. Although maybe she was just masturbating, who knows. Best to remain agnostic and make space. If you do reconnect it'll be more stable if things are less emotionally charged.
ghagnastiac: It's logic... | 6 | 18.833333 | |
1655638926 | 1655671955 | t3_vftcwd | t5_2to41 | 15,374 | [deleted]: TIFU by punching my racist BIL into the hospital and refusing to paying the bill.
Obligatory 'did not happen today, but a few days ago' and 'throwaway account'.
(also.. i don't often use reddit, so bear with me :)
Bit of backstory: I (28M) have been dating my girlfriend (28F) for a few years now and betwee... | 21 | 732.095238 | |
1655641993 | 1655736100 | t3_vfu7iq | t5_2to41 | 408 | ClydeinLimbo: TIFU by making my neighbour think I’m a war veteran with PTSD
This happened this morning.
My neighbour is currently remodelling his back garden and so wakes up at stupid o’clock, grabs his loudest power tool and takes to making as much noise as possible.
Since the recent outbreak of war related news med... | 5 | 81.6 | |
1655645561 | 1655648760 | t3_vfvabg | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Tifu by sending the wrong links to my students
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anishinaabeikwe: Why not just be honest and tell them what you told us. Seems like a harmless mistake, no one is perfect🤷🏻♀️
ColorsOfTheCurrents: Honesty being the best policy.
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1655667356 | 1655685303 | t3_vfvswk | t5_2to41 | 20 | Mindless-Curve-8956: Did I ask for your opinion on my piercings? No. If you don’t like them you don’t like them, I enjoy my body and my piercings AND tattoos. I’m not here to please the dainty standards men have for women.
I enjoy my piercings and the way they look. End of story.
ADVENTURE-_63: THEN WHY THE FUCK DO Y... | 16 | 1.25 |
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