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1655988995 | 1655990159 | t3_viwbqy | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU Tried to chop a coconut with a hatchet, while holding it with my hand... in the dark NSFW
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Luder09: Pic of said pinky?
Stahhmpey: I don't think I'll do that lol. Just imagine someone with a relatively average butt who then decides to get an implant on just their right cheek.
Luder09: awww =(
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1655989660 | 1655991758 | t3_viwk39 | t5_2to41 | 24 | femmepremed: TIFU by using a menstrual cup for the first time on vacation in our beautiful AirB&B
My partner and I are in Miami for 5 days in an AirB&B right on the beach. I knew I would get my period exactly when we left like clockwork, and alas, it came right before we got on the plane. I ordered a menstrual ... | 6 | 4 | |
1655967581 | 1655994186 | t3_viqqxc | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to sneak out, and cops were called.
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francati: You guys need to play more Hitman. Maybe u can learn some stealth
HelpfulBuilder: Stealth 1000
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1655995059 | 1656090343 | t3_viyesz | t5_2to41 | 52 | sunset-Iover: TIFU by being careless I guess
21M. So this just happened right now I'm from Sri Lanka , rn we are going through an economic crisis with fuel queue's due to no $ being available to pay for shipments. So getting diesel is fine because you can get for industrial and commercial use by paying in $. Because of... | 4 | 13 | |
1655996539 | 1655998040 | t3_viyyyn | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by inheriting a button box from my grandma
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BoozeIsFoods: I don't see in any way how this was a fuck up
mdeanda: Because of this post.
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1656000690 | 1656042779 | t3_vj0ids | t5_2to41 | 33,587 | NotFromYouTube: TIFU by sending a "DTF" to an old friend
I have been trying to stay in contact with old friends recently and picked up the habit of replying to their Instagram stories. I would ask about what they are doing and stuff.
I come across this friend who posted a IG story of her meal, it was dumplings and a b... | 12 | 2,798.916667 | |
1655989186 | 1656167071 | t3_viwdx8 | t5_2to41 | 265 | HashnaFennec: TIFU by camping (and trapping myself on) an island considered sacred to Native Americans.
This didn’t happen today but back when I was a dumb teenager.
I originally posted this as a response to an r/askreddit post about scary camping experiences. I put a lot of work into it and it didn’t get any tractio... | 6 | 44.166667 | |
1656003619 | 1656012546 | t3_vj1mek | t5_2to41 | 103 | Southern-Surround-13: TIFU by almost getting shot for complimenting a guy at a bar.
This didn’t happen today but around six months ago.
This past year I moved to a small rural town, to cut back on cost of living. I had a friend from my home town come visit me.
Wanting to show him a good time we decided to go out. In... | 5 | 20.6 | |
1656006406 | 1656006758 | t3_vj2o2q | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting stoned and trying to watch myself get a punch biopsy
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dpg3456: I'm not sure it was the weed that did that.
The-waitress-: I don’t think it made me pass out. I think it made it harder to recover. Took a solid two hours until I even felt okay to drive.
dpg3456: Yeah that's possible.
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1656007863 | 1656008717 | t3_vj37q4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking to be in a group chat the rest of my “friend group” is in
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Felix_the_Fossa: Do you really consider it a fuck up if they were acting like assholes to you...?
mangotheultimate: I feel like a piece of shit for acting like that
Felix_the_Fossa: But why? They had a friend group chat and yo... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1656007825 | 1656009160 | t3_vj378s | t5_2to41 | 45 | Cpgk722: Tifu: A visit with a Latin trans woman
I've been curious about having anal sex but I'm a straight guy so I chose a trans woman from a website. She had posted on Tumblr quite a while ago and seem to like to be on top. BtW, she is very good looking. She answered the phone right away and gave me her hotel addr... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1656007448 | 1656046178 | t3_vj324t | t5_2to41 | 144 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing up on my cat
this happened a few minutes ago
So i was eating some candy (damn good Haribo) while on my laptop watching Netflix and my cat Freddy sitting in between my arms, getting scratches. Then i suddenly just felt really really nauseous, but i thought i was too bad so i kept going, unti... | 5 | 28.8 | |
1656007810 | 1656039981 | t3_vj371e | t5_2to41 | 36 | Surgikull: TIFU by temporarily going deaf and ruining my parents first vacation after coming to US
This happened when I was about 7 years old.
Bit of back story, my parents came here with nothing from the Middle East. Pops worked his ass off and co owned a garage with his mechanic friend. We were nowhere near financi... | 3 | 12 | |
1655952302 | 1656009822 | t3_vimg66 | t5_2to41 | 8 | SerCadogan: TIFU by being a fucking weirdo in a bar bathroom
So, first thing is I am a trans man. I am only 3 months on T but I pass somewhere between "is this a butch lesbian" and "maybe this is a very femme young man" but given my deep voice and (sadly) curvy body I think I am typically assumed to be trans by people ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1656009509 | 1656022727 | t3_vj3tzv | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by yelling into my dates vagina
I have a trick that I learned from a buddy of mine that’s always been a hit with women. It’s an instant orgasm. The trick is to whisper a little while going down on them, and when you feel her getting real close, yell as your mouth is loosely pressed against her vagina/cl... | 4 | 9 | |
1656010389 | 1656027846 | t3_vj45rm | t5_2to41 | 9 | boutakmsrnong: Tifu by possibly raping a girl
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Phobia3: Face to face conversations help, and by the sound of things you need to have more than two. Talk things out with, hopefully, your other friends, as well as those who are friends with both girls. Apology wouldn't hurt either, but don't start with that.
sng... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1656011771 | 1656093614 | t3_vj4ot5 | t5_2to41 | 31 | JCtheWanderingCrow: TIFU by calling my toddler a nasty critter
This actually happened today. Any formatting or grammar issues are because I simply don’t care.
My toddler came up to me and literally blew her nose on my shirt, then proceeded to lick the boogers off of it. I was grossed out and exclaimed “you’re a nasty... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1656012576 | 1656064184 | t3_vj4zox | t5_2to41 | 3,392 | LovelyWatermelon101: TIFU by making a room of children cry and sending my niece into mourning.
My niece, who just turned 5 on Saturday, loves Rapunzel. Her mom asked me to help her set up a Tangled themed birthday, Since I really adore my niece, we really went all out to make it the best party ever. We had purple strea... | 12 | 282.666667 | |
1656012638 | 1656029248 | t3_vj50kk | t5_2to41 | 12 | hurricaneerikksen: TIFU by being cheap, ultimately costing me $10k
Last month my wife and I moved from NC to Maine for work. Turns out moving is REALLY FREAKING EXPENSIVE, so we tried to do it as cheaply as possible. Big mistake! We hired a local College Hunks Hauling Junk franchise to load our possessions onto a UPACK... | 3 | 4 | |
1656015022 | 1656088930 | t3_vj5wmz | t5_2to41 | 19 | Tifu-LuLe: TIFU by not paying attention to my cats behavior…
WARNING COVID RELATED
So we (family of 4 me 33f my fiancé (36m and kids 4f and 14f) have a dog (Windy) and a Cat (Cupcake). So we have our cast…
Youngest (4f) came home from preschool and had a pretty bad fever for two days. And you can probably imagine h... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1656017551 | 1656021382 | t3_vj6ul3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | throwaway11cisbf: TIFU by ignoring my co-worker
So, I’ll be frank; I’m not a fan of this specific co-worker. He talks a lot, and it’s usually about nothing. I’m not the most talkative person either, but especially when the conversation being held is about literally nothing.
So, I was checking out an item I was gettin... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1656019789 | 1656073285 | t3_vj7okn | t5_2to41 | 30 | Correct_Concept647: TIFU by losing the one person that loved me.
This has been going on for a while so more like this year I fucked up, just kind of hit me all at once right now.
Also sorry in advance for the long story, a
There was this girl, and when we met it immediately clicked. We started talking everyday and af... | 5 | 6 | |
1656020326 | 1656024569 | t3_vj7viu | t5_2to41 | 18 | BumplimJoe: TIFU by accidentally wearing a British flag T-Shirt during Quebec's' national holiday
Long story short, I just picked a random shirt from my T-Shirt pile and it had a British flag on it. It's just one of the shirts in my rotation because i just have it and it usually doesn't mean much. Just a British flag i... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1656017034 | 1656025792 | t3_vj6nkk | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by charging my ring doorbell
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this_is_too_goo: And then they had sex.
i_yeat_Meem22: And then they got STD's and now their genitals burn
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1656026583 | 1656027174 | t3_vja2t3 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Sufficient_Pear_6922: TIFU by running up the stairs...
This was today.
I have had 3 babies. No I do not do this often.
So we (husband and I 34f) went out for a lovely walk this afternoon, but before the walk, the lovely man he is made me a wonderful mug of coffee.....
Sitting watching the ducks and their babies, tr... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1656026552 | 1656073154 | t3_vja2fl | t5_2to41 | 31 | Educational_Ice_2713: TIFU you by telling my bf I'm pro-choice
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ihaventgotany: I don't see where the fuckup is
oaii666: Mine was reading this stupid story
ellilaamamaalille: I only did read tl,dr. Didn't understood what was the problem.
oaii666: No one does. The only problem is OP’s inability to tell a story w... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1656024709 | 1656060534 | t3_vj9fq1 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Algheor: TIFU by having a broken phone and audio streaming to my car.
So let's rewind to when I first got my car. I threw a bluetooth to radio adapter in there because my car had no bluetooth. Back to the last 12 or so hours. I have a phone that has a tendency to pull up audio from old videos or closed tabs and play th... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1656027277 | 1656030130 | t3_vjab64 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Gothworry: TIFU by being scared of metal music
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HauteDish: "Makes the atmosphere feel dark and sinister"
That's kinda the point.
KingRalphKlein: [Robert Leroy Johnson](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Johnson) sold his soul at a crossroads for success in the blues.
[The Devil's Trinote](https://www.fen... | 3 | 3 | |
1656028071 | 1656346429 | t3_vjaksc | t5_2to41 | 451 | ohgodno7812: TIFU by not wanting kids
So this just happened and I'm mortified.
My boyfriend and I went to sleep and things got a little heated. We do our thing and orgasm together, everything is going so well and it's been a few months since we got to do it raw because of a failed attempt to have an hormonal IUD which... | 8 | 56.375 | |
1656030469 | 1656047100 | t3_vjbcro | t5_2to41 | 19 | QuietWay1996: TIFU by having bad sushi for dinner.
A wise man once told me that always have sushi from upscale places because if it’s bad then you’re in for a rough night.
Going against my better judgement I decided to order from a newly established Korean restaurant which came highly recommended.
The Irony is th... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1656034577 | 1656051733 | t3_vjco5h | t5_2to41 | 140 | Niznack: TIFU by misunderstanding my girlfriend leading to a break up
So I met this girl on tinder. we lived a good distance apart but we started going on dates in February. we had been meeting regularly for about three months and been intimate. Our dates were fun and i liked her as a person. Despite this we were havin... | 8 | 17.5 | |
1656037585 | 1656115741 | t3_vjdm5p | t5_2to41 | 16 | djwhelan: TIFU by having my cake day
The story you are about to read is true. And it happened today. It is still happening.
First of all, I hardly use Reddit. But the two people who might possibly see this post must already realize that. This might actually be my first post ever, so go easy on me, you two people.
I s... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1656037213 | 1656109604 | t3_vjdi0d | t5_2to41 | 102 | Ornery_Angle9147: TIFU Tifu by ASKING WHY MY CLONIDENE WAS WITH MY GRANDFATHERS PILL BOTTLES
Tifu by asking why my clonidene was with my grandfather's meds. We are in the middle of moving and I just got my PC back yesterday and I was so happy, fast forward at about 9:58pm I was called down by my grandmother to take my ... | 9 | 11.333333 | |
1656038051 | 1656502816 | t3_vjdrjc | t5_2to41 | 13 | Scrubyy2: Tifu by watching a kids film with my daughters that contained nudity scenes.
German Male 29, Married and the father of two precious girls who are still in there pre-teens. My wife recommended that we show our daughters films from Germany so they can learn how to speak German more, and because there used to be... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1656039753 | 1656045218 | t3_vjeb46 | t5_2to41 | 21 | NoSuspect3290: TIFU While trying to cook some fried rice
This story Involves cracking a cast iron skillet. No I don't know how it happened, I just know that I don't entirely have any confidence to try cooking fried rice again without a more responsible adult with me (I'm 20 years old, but have the confidence of a 15 ye... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1656040026 | 1656115856 | t3_vjee68 | t5_2to41 | 9 | SephyArty: TIFU by going to the hospital?
Cross posting to “Am I the Asshole”, “TIFU” and “insane parents” because honestly I don’t know where this fits best.
Obligatory Disclaimer: this didn’t happen today
I (20F) was kicked out of my parents home for going to the hospital.
Now I know you just read that and said ... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1656040683 | 1656041623 | t3_vjeldp | t5_2to41 | 8 | MuslimTwin: TIFU by not understanding insurance
Not sure where to start in the story but I guess I will start with the crash.
I was driving my motorcycle on a normal Tuesday down the highway going 70mph. When all of a sudden a car comes from the left lane trying to make an exit and hits me.
When I stood up I noticed... | 4 | 2 | |
1656040462 | 1656041294 | t3_vjeivn | t5_2to41 | 8 | Goldeneye44: TIFU by taking weight loss too seriously and ended up losing almost all of my muscle mass
I went too far with weight and ended up losing most of my muscle mass
For context i(17M) am 5'7 and started taking weight loss seriously when I was at 168 pounds but I was fairly muscular but I just thought I was a b... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1656041412 | 1656043638 | t3_vjet6k | t5_2to41 | 17 | _VelvetCrowe_: TIFU by wearing nipple tape
So you know this nipple tapes you can buy cheap online so you won't need a bra nymore ? Well I wore one today since I'm very lazy to wear a bra.
This is where I fucked up.Then yeah laziness hit me and I decided not to wear bra and just went for nipple tape since my boobs ain'... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1656043744 | 1656054631 | t3_vjfi98 | t5_2to41 | 12,082 | stayathomeplantfam: TIFU by showering with my husband at 8 months pregnant
Technically this happened yesterday, so it’s a YIFU.
Anyway, I had worked a long day where I was on my feet for most of it and at nearly 8 months pregnant, this is quite a feat. I was EXHAUSTED by the time I came home, everything was swollen a... | 10 | 1,208.2 | |
1656043243 | 1656864499 | t3_vjfcj5 | t5_2to41 | 1,522 | clonazepamcutie: TIFU by playing my little brother’s gaming console.
It was a regular, stressful day. Worked 9-5 and spent all of those hours scrambling around my fluorescent hellscape trying to meet an impossible deadline for a project that got put on my desk. By the time I leave, I am exhausted. BUT. My little broth... | 9 | 169.111111 | |
1656044901 | 1656158753 | t3_vjfug3 | t5_2to41 | 6,593 | [deleted]: TIFU because I got my gf pregnant.
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el_pajaro9: Idk… am I selfish for feeling this way?
Rangermatthias: Are you selfish for regretting having a 13 year old kid?
Yes. You are.
Why are you bringing this up now? You're what, 32-ish? Early mid-life crisis much? Deal with it. Raise your child. If you d... | 14 | 470.928571 | |
1656047545 | 1656050160 | t3_vjgmgd | t5_2to41 | 5 | Hk-Neowizard: TIFU by trying to install an electric power socket
TL;DR drilled into a electric duct embedded in my wall with a rotary hammer, destroying the lights circuit in my workshop and as well as my son's room.
I recently decided to switch from a gas stove to induction (cuz my gas supplier is a pain in the ass).... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1656048498 | 1656052180 | t3_vjgvyw | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking my best friend's bed
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Creinium13: Better buy her a new bed for her new place.
That was a dick move btw.
werelupeking: Well I didn't know it would break buddy so I think it was more stupid than being a dick??
Creinium13: Well you didn’t think before you leapt so I’ll give it 50/50
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1656052519 | 1656096929 | t3_vjhy3x | t5_2to41 | 14 | Not_Too__Perverse: TIFU by getting hooked on pokemon torture porn
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Dietejan: I'd want to say no kink shaming, but you're making it... difficult.
Adorable-Sprinkles27: If you don't, I will.
No dude. Just no. Stop that. You don't want to go down that road... not on those tires.
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1656053887 | 1656114666 | t3_vjia9b | t5_2to41 | 4,842 | [deleted]: tifu because I don't delete my search history
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TheRapistsFor800: My question is…how did you go 5 years without having a conversation about “self maintenance” or pornography????
woozijihoon: I'm thinking this was a hard boundary of hers that he's purposefully leaving out unless he's anwered it in the... | 14 | 345.857143 | |
1656057359 | 1656057659 | t3_vjj4fz | t5_2to41 | 41 | sirryasian: TIFU by being horny
So I got home from work and was gonna take care of myself and I went on a couple nsfw subreddits, started chatting with this chick ( or so I thought) on Snapchat and things were being send back and forth, then all the sudden they have screen shots of everything and say if I don’t send ... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1656058838 | 1656059448 | t3_vjjgvw | t5_2to41 | 11 | Emo_Candle: TIFU by asking for a fork
Me (F15) and my brother (M16) were hanging out home alone and we both got hungry so we decided to make some hot pockets, he made me 2 and I was on the couch eating them, he then looked at me asking for me to make some for him, this is where I messed up, I looked at him and said no ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1656059355 | 1656061826 | t3_vjjkyv | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu by wearing grey shorts to a party
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RudeSprinkles1240: Bad bot.
JimmiRustle: Good human.
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1656061466 | 1656117803 | t3_vjk2ad | t5_2to41 | 44 | s_s2002: TIFU by making a promise to my little brother and not being able to keep it
For people who will try to be assholes I(20)M have a half brother (5)M who I just call my brother
Today was meant to be a very speical day for my little brother cause he was finishing his 1st year in primary school (idk what the Ameri... | 4 | 11 | |
1656064146 | 1656065183 | t3_vjkowh | t5_2to41 | 6 | ImRaftTheBoner: TIFU by not saying i was uncomfortable
This is pretty short because there aint much to it. also, its more "the time i fucked up
So when I was 14, 2 years ago, me and another girl met online and she was beautiful.
We started talking and flirting occasionally, and after around 2 months we started to date... | 6 | 1 | |
1656064999 | 1656089555 | t3_vjkwnz | t5_2to41 | 90 | Dungeon_Snail: TIFU by trying to be healthier and eating sugar free candy.
TIFU by trying to make better choices and eating sugar free candy.
It's more of a this week I fucked up as I'm still feeling the effects, here we go.
For a while now I've been concerned with my weight. I, like many people find myself too much ... | 4 | 22.5 | |
1656070962 | 1656112990 | t3_vjmhq5 | t5_2to41 | 779 | boo2400: TIFU by going in my boyfriends drawer
Firstly, in my defence, i created this drawer. When my boyfriend moved in i cleared out a drawer for his "junk" and i put things in there frequently. So i wouldnt have thought this would be a spot he would choose to hide things.
I was doing some cleaning and i found a fi... | 6 | 129.833333 | |
1656072376 | 1656073422 | t3_vjmx00 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to buy a motorcycle from some dude on Marketplace
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tehoniehtathe29: Reminds me of a time I tried selling a 70 year old aluminum row boat. Didn't have a title for it (I mean, cmon it's a 70 year old aluminum rowboat, + the buyer was aware) but the aunt of the person I was selling it to... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1656075726 | 1656160464 | t3_vjnz0a | t5_2to41 | 2,126 | IamaLuna-tic: TIFU by saying "he fingered her" in class.
In my (16F) defence, english is not my first language.
My brother goes to a different school and he told me that this kid flipped a teacher off and cussed her out and we were in class and bored so i decided i'd tell my teacher the story.
We were only three stud... | 10 | 212.6 | |
1656077147 | 1656077804 | t3_vjofig | t5_2to41 | 11 | Bunjireddits: Tifu by tearing my banjo string
To show how we got here, I need to explain what happened this morning.
Last night I had two weird dreams. My dreams started with my wife and I having sex doggy style on a lazy Susan in front of an audience who kept spinning it around so they could get different views. Not... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1656078799 | 1656117371 | t3_vjozex | t5_2to41 | 40,176 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my girlfriend “who had a bigger penis me or her ex?”
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Horror-Perception-50: Never asked questions you never want to hear the answers.
Stalagmus: Well he did want to hear *an* answer, just not the one he got lol.
~~Edit: Honestly ladies, honesty and openness is key to any heathy relat... | 13 | 3,090.461538 | |
1656078669 | 1656085849 | t3_vjoxu3 | t5_2to41 | 15 | fortheloveofLu: TIFU for making my son think he has a ghost in his room
This happened yesterday, actually.
I've been staying home with my 2 year old son lately due to being light-duty-bound from being pregnant with twins and having a subchorinic hematoma. He normally attends a petridish of a daycare so we can't risk ... | 3 | 5 | |
1656083811 | 1656113436 | t3_vjqslz | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: tifu by letting one rip on my cat
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Aggravating_Art_4809: It’s the girlfriend wife thing that’s confusing me
BigVGK93: Haha we've been together 7 years 2 kids but we're not married per say
Aggravating_Art_4809: Ahhhh okay! Hahhaha that’s fair. I’m like…. Is this a riddle or is someone cheating!
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1656083381 | 1656084022 | t3_vjqn0s | t5_2to41 | 42 | WesternUpstairs4825: TIFU using a BB gun to shoot down a wasp nest
Over the past week I have been watching wasps build a paper nest over the kitchen sliding glass door. We never use the sliding glass because we can’t afford a back porch. (Mobile home)
It was fun at first because my son (18 months) loved to sit at th... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1656083749 | 1656112451 | t3_vjqrs7 | t5_2to41 | 95 | derpiepo: TIFU by choosing a breakfast of black coffee and figs.
So, I don't think I need to explain in detail about why such a choice was a massive fuck up but I have a word count to hit in order to share this with you all, so here goes.
I bought my first house a year and half ago and it's something of a little hobby... | 5 | 19 | |
1656084095 | 1656090949 | t3_vjqw8n | t5_2to41 | 101 | Alternative_Touch798: TIFU: By not telling my girlfriend my real name
I am 19 male. My real name is let's say Jason. This is the name my parents gave me and this my name from birth. Just around grade 5 I adopted a new made up something like Kaftan. So fast forward a couple of years and now I just graduated highschool ... | 7 | 14.428571 | |
1656081738 | 1656121119 | t3_vjq1gz | t5_2to41 | 985 | MeowPurrBitches: TIFU by thinking I was depressed
I just came to this realization yesterday. I’m on mobile so forgive me for the format.
For the past 6 weeks, my mental health was steadily declining. I was having a lot of car issues right around when it started (I commuted over an hour away from home), and I attribut... | 6 | 164.166667 | |
1656087354 | 1656089641 | t3_vjs3ia | t5_2to41 | 11 | undercoverlamp19: TIFU by getting a handjob instead of going to work
this happened a little over 2 years ago, but i often think about my mistakes so this came up today. on mobile also
it was friday and i woke up late for work, so i got dressed and headed out. i forgot that i left my bag of weed (brand new ounce i boug... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1656090164 | 1656090715 | t3_vjt56f | t5_2to41 | 6 | Straight_Shooter909: TIFU by being my cute sister's brother
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Anotherdude342: What the fuck did I just read.
pogiguy2020: incest I think or soon to be some creepy ass stuff.
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1656091468 | 1656092907 | t3_vjtmc6 | t5_2to41 | 19 | hello_geezers: TIFU getting fleas in the house and losing a friend in the process
This story starts off as something people usually get when they have pets: fleas. However, unlike most people this escalated to a point that I ended up losing a good friend in the process (the jury is out on whether it was my fault for th... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1656092024 | 1656093205 | t3_vjttu6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | SweepTheLeg101: TIFU trying to change professions.
This happened yesterday, but I'm still in a bit of shock.
In the middle of the covid lockdowns I started feeling inadequate. I was approaching my 30's and was still stocking shelves, which was decent money, but not exactly something I was proud of so to speak. My fia... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1656093243 | 1656115816 | t3_vjua6o | t5_2to41 | 6 | ujp567: Tifu by possibly traumatising my cousins for life
So to start the story off I’m a big fan of the game the last of us if you haven’t played it I strongly recommend it is one of the best video games I have played. But I digress. We had a family gathering today and I slipped off halfway through to go and play Pla... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1656097448 | 1656225948 | t3_vjvtqm | t5_2to41 | 83 | Gatorsforthiscreator: TIFU by leaving a provocative voicemail for a customer
TIFU by leaving a customer a provocative voicemail
There isn’t anything crazy to this story but it was for sure a fuck up.
I work in a corporate office for a furniture store. We often have delays on merchandise which angers customers beyond... | 3 | 27.666667 | |
1656039648 | 1656109899 | t3_vje9va | t5_2to41 | 19 | enderhat: TIFU by washing my laundry with a notebook right before a month long trip
Tomorrow, we’re going on a road trip to California from North Carolina, to visit family. We’re supposed to bring a bunch of casual clothes, and one nice outfit (specific colors) for a family picture on the beach. and me, being the smart... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1656101315 | 1656117112 | t3_vjx7r1 | t5_2to41 | 216 | Arypter: TIFU by showing a vulva pic to an old lady by accident
This morning, I volunteered at a cat adoption place for the first time. Another volunteer made conversation with me and asked if I had cats. I do have a cat, and she wanted to see pictures.
I scrolled through my camera roll to find one. I eventually did, ... | 3 | 72 | |
1656102145 | 1656106628 | t3_vjxi9i | t5_2to41 | -18 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a girl pregnant
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Black_flaminago84: The coat hanger and stair thing is so inappropriate 🤦🏻♀️ I can’t blame her for not wanting a baby with you
Downvotes? Seriously. It’s not appropriate at all.
PointlessSemicircle: And yet, that’s pretty much the reality now for thousands of wome... | 10 | -1.8 | |
1656103670 | 1656104510 | t3_vjy1ll | t5_2to41 | 8 | oreganoguy62: TIFU by overdosing on oregano oil.
So, this actually happened three years ago, but it still haunts me. It's definitely one of the stupidest things I've ever done.
I was dealing with a skin condition and had turned to supplements for help. One of the supplements I read about was oregano oil, an extremely ... | 4 | 2 | |
1656095898 | 1656134164 | t3_vjv9if | t5_2to41 | 21 | PipeGX: TIFU by posting an Instagram Story
For those who don't know or don't use Instagram, the app has a feature for posting stories for only a certain group of people, called "Close Friends" which you chose who to be on your CF list. This context is necessary for the story.
So, yesterday I went with my grandmother t... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1656105306 | 1656134141 | t3_vjymwm | t5_2to41 | 9,670 | insanity2brilliance: TIFU the way I answered a, what I thought was a Spam, call and it was actually the police.
I get a lot of Spam and sales calls on my phone. So, when I don’t recognize a number I don’t say hello and usually answer with some random line.
So, I see this number I don’t recognize on my phone and I ans... | 12 | 805.833333 | |
1656106891 | 1656107112 | t3_vjz7bt | t5_2to41 | 52 | Artistic_Resort2475: Tifu by accidentally sending a dick pic to my female friend
I’m 20M and she is 21F both living in India. We have been friends for almost 6 years and she is kind of my closest friend. I’m in a long distance relationship with my gf who is also a good friend of her. In fact , I met my gf through this ... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1656105902 | 1656109539 | t3_vjyuic | t5_2to41 | 4 | alm1688: TIFU by losing weight
Okay, I’m a thirty four year old hemmorhaggic stroke survivor currently living in a nursing home and rehab facility recovering as I am now paralyzed on my left side and wheelchair bound I had my stroke due to high blood pressure and being overweight and making poor eating choices. I have ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1656111550 | 1656116982 | t3_vk0t0o | t5_2to41 | 7 | BlackberryBlindside: TIFU by Ignoring My Mother's Advice
I work with kids. I've been in education justice since I was seventeen and a lot of my jobs in that space have been as a sports and wellness educator, so I have a pretty hefty amount of experience with outdoor sports and how to handle the heat.
This summer I'm w... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1656113051 | 1656113253 | t3_vk1b97 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking too much and Vodka destroying my life
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Dammitgotme: You still drunk?
Space_Rider_123: Im very hungover. Very sorry
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1656113133 | 1656138900 | t3_vk1c96 | t5_2to41 | 18 | kaizi99: TIFU by missing one event leading to me wasting half a year of my life
So for a little bit of context, im a CS student at a german university. Halfways through my studies I have learned how esports broadcasts have worked and with two friends we have founded a production company.
This means, most of my days ar... | 3 | 6 | |
1656112743 | 1656113994 | t3_vk17kv | t5_2to41 | 72 | PuffedRabbit: TIFU by coming face to face with satan's lair
To preface this, while studying to become an automation engineer, I occasionally took up jobs to cover my expenses relying upon my education as an electromechanical technician I managed to get while in highschool.
So, a friend of mine in the same situation as... | 4 | 18 | |
1656109857 | 1656138485 | t3_vk08qc | t5_2to41 | 37 | StonebanksPins: TIFU, I send a extremely private message to the group app of my building I live in
So, I make hentai pins but keep this very much under wraps. No one knows my real name, the 'business' is located under a completely different name and if you see me or my wife for that matter you would never, ever believ... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1656037142 | 1656126258 | t3_vjdh6l | t5_2to41 | 6 | Ornery_Angle9147: TIFU
Tifu by asking why my clonidene was with my grandfather's meds. We are in the middle of moving and I just got my PC back yesterday and I was so happy, fast forward at about 9:58pm I was called down by my grandmother to take my clonidene, and as I walked into the kitchen I was looking for my med a... | 3 | 2 | |
1656113621 | 1656198701 | t3_vk1hxx | t5_2to41 | 3,530 | phototok: TIFU by getting interviewed by the neighbour I've been lying to
This has been going on for a while, mostly benign but it came to a head this afternoon and I can't help but laugh.
For context, I am not deaf but my brother and uncle are, so I have learned ASL in order to speak with them, names changed, yada ya... | 8 | 441.25 | |
1656116008 | 1656123111 | t3_vk2abz | t5_2to41 | 25 | Upsetdelphine: TIFU by being a Belle Delphine simp
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RelativeSituation773: wtf is this? seens like q rant not a fuck up
starliner2000: There always seems to be a pretty consistent stream of posts like this, mostly incel related. I assume they are bots.
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1656116957 | 1656195741 | t3_vk2l5i | t5_2to41 | 2 | dumbasspink: TIFU by not being a cute girl
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SansUndertaleLmao: Not everybody can live life on easy mode
crowruin: I believe they call it recruit difficulty 😂🤣
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1656120635 | 1656123278 | t3_vk3q0n | t5_2to41 | 36 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #20!! Got a story to share? Come and share it on TIFU Talks!
Equivalent-Step-4557: “What country is that” 💀💀💀💀
Maleficent_Web_7598: Also the education is terrible they say people should ask questions then reward the silent kids like WHAT THE HECK
Equivalent-Step-4557: Are we talking a... | 6 | 6 | |
1656121442 | 1656124535 | t3_vk3yi8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Exhausted_Monkey26: TIFU by paying an employee for one week instead of the full two week pay period
OK so it was when I ran payroll on Wednesday, not today, but today was payday. Basically this employee is constantly making a huge deal about "I'm only 30 hours... I've gotta stick to my 30 hours as close as I can!" tha... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1656124521 | 1656181266 | t3_vk4vrv | t5_2to41 | 12,350 | Someone_i_guess53772: TIFU by making my husband think I was going to divorce him while giving him a blowjob
My husband and I were laying on the bed, we were talking a bit but also looking at our phone.
During this time things got a little ‘casual spicy’ and I ended up going down to give what I call a “lazy blowjob” (... | 11 | 1,122.727273 | |
1656124950 | 1656188767 | t3_vk5092 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Nofreeusernamess: TIFU I watch my life fall apart
Today I eph up by watching my future go down the drain. For starters, I had a bright and hopeful outlook a few weeks back, everything was great.
I had received a full ride scholarship to one of the best colleges in my home state of Texas, a country I used to be proud ... | 8 | 1.5 | |
1656126531 | 1656163998 | t3_vk5goh | t5_2to41 | 18,775 | throwaway284633: TIFU by taking my girlfriend to a party
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Extension-Fishing-29: just glad it ain't me waking up to that hangover. hahaha
laziestbanana: Used to hate drinking, now I enjoy it but man fuck hangovers
I_can_pun_anything: Wait until you mid 30s
floopy_loofa: 30s hangovers go from hitting like a 'nap... | 10 | 1,877.5 | |
1656127319 | 1656153680 | t3_vk5ot0 | t5_2to41 | 14 | DragonblazerAlex: TIFU by trying to make pizza in our brand new oven
So I (M15) was home alone, and hungry. First day of summer break after constant work for finals, and I had just come back from a meet up with friends, then the gym, so I wanted to make something simple, pizza.
I made the pizza, but forgot to preheat ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1656127214 | 1656131977 | t3_vk5nq0 | t5_2to41 | 43 | JessEGames777: TIFU by eating hot wings then having sex
This just happened. Me and my bf just ate some buffalo flavored hot wings from Buffalo wild wings and then we fucked. Well, more like foreplayed. He said he washed his hands and mouth, keep in mind he has a mustache and beard. I took his word as fact. Little did I... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1656126652 | 1656136465 | t3_vk5hxr | t5_2to41 | 4 | Evilprayagainst: TIFU by looking at demonic art
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truenecrocancer: Lol if youre looking for depravity, look no further than all of human history. There have been genocides done for wealth, religions and hatred for others not to mention slavery, torture and basic brutality. I highly doubt anything "demonic" exis... | 4 | 1 | |
1656127619 | 1656188647 | t3_vk5rx6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Miserableskater: TIFU by not knowing how to live life
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starliner2000: > Edit: I just had to laugh when I saw my post had zero upvotes people don’t give a shit about people’s misery
Go away bot.
partthethird: Post was made an hour ago, but no instant rise to all time top post means everyone hates OP.
starli... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1656129004 | 1656341879 | t3_vk66c3 | t5_2to41 | 56 | 19Random92: TIFU by masturbating
Yes, this happened earlier today. A little backstory is in the past few months the girlfriend and I have not been intimate as frequent as we used to be, so I have been choking the chicken quite a bit more when I’m alone at my apartment.
Earlier this week during one personal self-care ... | 7 | 8 | |
1656128264 | 1656170322 | t3_vk5ynp | t5_2to41 | 18 | SovereignDust3058: TIFU by showing my roommate gay furry porn
TIFU by accidentally showing my roommate gay furry porn.
Just trying to laugh here. Join in on my fuck-up.
I enjoy gay furry porn. Fairly vanilla stuff, no extreme kinks or anything, just anthropomorphic animals. I know, I'm a freak, I've heard it all, hol... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1656129731 | 1656137647 | t3_vk6e2j | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by causing the death of a fellow peer.
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ElectroStaticSpeaker: This isn't a TIFU. This is an I am a fucked up person. And I hope this stays with you for as long as possible. You bullied someone to death. And for no apparent reason beyond the laughs. Hopefully this haunts you and makes you t... | 16 | 1.3125 | |
1656129918 | 1656132657 | t3_vk6fzw | t5_2to41 | 108 | Ok_Boot5426: TIFU with a sext
TIFU in my finance analytics class. We were 30 minutes in, and mid lecture. I was sitting between two guys who i’ve been friends with throughout college because we share the same major/schedules. There’s probably about 40 other students in this class and mostly guys in this class.
I got... | 3 | 36 | |
1656131980 | 1656236626 | t3_vk70lo | t5_2to41 | 50 | Holocene32: TIFU by putting $300 worth of diesel in a company truck that runs on gas
TIFU by putting $300 worth of diesel in a gas truck
Literally happened today, not 10 years ago or whatever.
Anyways. I started a landscaping job two weeks ago thinking it would be a hard job but the pay should be worth it. The pay wa... | 8 | 6.25 |
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