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1656116129 | 1656203273 | t3_vk2br3 | t5_2to41 | 91 | stanleyanne: TIFU for accidentally dialling 911 and prompting the police to search for me
I went strawberry picking with my partner and two young kids today, since it's a holiday in Quebec. We spent an hour in the fields then walked back and hung out in the playground/picnic area. There were tons of people around. I no... | 3 | 30.333333 | |
1656135465 | 1656145502 | t3_vk7yom | t5_2to41 | 53 | Ill_Criticism_8775: TIFU Stuck my penis in water jet
Stuck my penis in water jet
So today me and my best friend hungout and he has a pool in his apartments so we decided to go swimming it was around day time and we decided to stay til night we started doing tricks, dunking on each other in the pool. Then it started ge... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1656139379 | 1656140949 | t3_vk8y8k | t5_2to41 | 133 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost ending up on the morning news…
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essprods: Thanks for having the courage to tell us about the experience. That must have been traumatizing. Looks like a couple serial killers. Do you know if they were caught ? What did the police investigation find?
PeripheralEnergy: To make matters wo... | 5 | 26.6 | |
1656139315 | 1656516530 | t3_vk8xny | t5_2to41 | 5 | Urmomskindagayngl: Tifu by looking for purple fluffy socks
[for context I have the alternative style and was
looking for purple socks when my mom wasn't
home.]
My mom left to get her nails done and I wanted to
style an outfit with an old hat I found in my closet I
got dressed up and was looking for the other
purple fl... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1656144722 | 1656150763 | t3_vka9dy | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by realising what I had too late
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megdias11: You hurt her badly even if you didn't want to. Now you have to face the consequences, because that's what happen. You are too young. Love demands maturity and compromise. Hardly a 14 yo has the capacity of seeing things clear. Hormones, brain in deve... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1657318074 | 1657326372 | t3_vkaqtz | t5_2to41 | 10 | Restricted_Nuggies: Now you’re putting words in my mouth. I never said or implied I defended child porn, because I do not in any way support it. All I’m saying is that your defense is worthless because the same exact thing you said about Lolis applies to regular porn as well. Anyway, I’m gonna give you a nice little re... | 10 | 1 | |
1656147076 | 1656161240 | t3_vkashi | t5_2to41 | 32 | ThatDrunkenDwarf: TIFU by throwing my puppy
Obligatory happened a couple years ago.
When my girlfriend (now Wife) first moved in together, we always wanted to get a puppy. We went for a Standard Wire-Haired Dachshund who is as cute as can be.
A typical trait we were told and experienced with our puppy himself is that... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1656140246 | 1656157330 | t3_vk95rz | t5_2to41 | 21 | Antique-Mirror9258: TIFU by accidentally referring to a stinky room as "the gas chamber" in front of my Jewish friend.
So, first things first, I study in the US and I'm not coming from an English-speaking country. The only reason something like this happened is because I'm an idiot and my English skills have failed me ... | 3 | 7 | |
1656150254 | 1656158812 | t3_vkbj4e | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my travel romance i love her
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Fearless-Fruit-5048: You can’t lose something that isn’t yours. And besides whatever you would have done wouldn’t have made a difference, she knows how she feels and that wouldn’t have changed if you kept it a secret.
campsitecapitalist: ok then what sho... | 8 | 4.375 | |
1656151543 | 1656179148 | t3_vkbu0x | t5_2to41 | 14,057 | [deleted]: TIFU telling my gf I screwed my friend
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mike_pants: If this is how she's ending a three-year relationship, there has to be something else going on. No one napalms their entire life based on a single drunken sentence.
Capable-Site-301: Exactly. At the very least, she should have waited until OP was s... | 17 | 826.882353 | |
1656160632 | 1656247372 | t3_vke63n | t5_2to41 | 1,786 | NoUse321: TIFU by letting someone find out I bought their onlyfans
I live with 3 people. Our friendship is not typical. We constantly do and say horrible things to each other. So this starts a few years ago. All 3 of my housemates did something to me I couldn’t just forget. I won’t say what they did so this isn’t too l... | 19 | 94 | |
1656158858 | 1656162286 | t3_vkdodh | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: Tifu by not using medication according to Doc’a prescription
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badhoyt: Why go to a doctor, if you are not going to follow his directions?
toronto105: Because with a little bit of googling you to can become a doctor
mino-nimo: And to build up to our PhD’s (pretty harsh delusions).
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1656165628 | 1656180464 | t3_vkfodh | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Tifu by wearing shoelifts
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itsgreekpete: As a fellow 5'6'er you just need confidence dude. I've pulled taller girls, girls our height, shorter. Own it. A short king is still a king friend.
tr14l: Most girls don't care if you come with the right attitude. The ones that do are shitty anyway. Bad peopl... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1656165413 | 1656178505 | t3_vkflq0 | t5_2to41 | 10 | EmilytheDreamer: tifu by adding my teacher in the cheating group
tifu by adding my teacher in the cheating group
So today I was enjoying the fact that my geography exam was online and I decided to make a group chat so that my friends and I could cheat. I made this perfect group and I named it *geography cheating group... | 11 | 0.909091 | |
1656167601 | 1656170509 | t3_vkgb5f | t5_2to41 | 7 | ZealousidealBig7394: TIFU by by gf (16) broke with me (15m) and I can’t stop thinking about her. Need recommendations
We had 8 months of relationship and 1 month back I started noticing that she started hanging out more with her friends than me like how we used to do.
June 7 was her birthday and a week before I said ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1656173232 | 1656173454 | t3_vki945 | t5_2to41 | 12 | 4_is_the_best_number: TIFU Letting my garage ruin a girl's middle school life
FUCK Autocorrect I meant grudge.
Today I fucked up By letting my own past grudges ruin a girl's middle school life. Because I was too obsessed with the past.
Context the reason why I had a grudge is during my elementary years I had a lot o... | 3 | 4 | |
1656171902 | 1656208859 | t3_vkhs61 | t5_2to41 | 114 | OllieUnited18: TIFU by making hot sauce
Gonna try and keep this short and sweet because the pain was neither. This actually did happen today although I was delayed by the inability to put sentences together due to.... well you'll see....
I'm a hot sauce enthusiast. Been making my own for a couple years now and consid... | 5 | 22.8 | |
1656173538 | 1656281971 | t3_vkicxq | t5_2to41 | 18 | Girthderth: TIFU by doing the thing I said I wouldn't
I recently met a woman at the cafe close to my office. There was a mutual attraction, so I couldn't help but flirt with her. Let's call her Meg.
This continues for a few weeks, until my sister comes to visit me. Upon her arrival we head out for a few drinks af... | 9 | 2 | |
1656174072 | 1656176181 | t3_vkijjz | t5_2to41 | 14 | Team_Putz: TIFU by running on the treadmill at midnight
So last year I bought a running pad so I could get some exercise since this pandemic has completely turned my life sedintary. I barely use it and when I do, I usually only walk. This evening, I decided to run. Now, I live in a very tiny apartment, in an also tiny,... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1656174387 | 1656196673 | t3_vkinkw | t5_2to41 | 35 | ohcleverusername: TIFU by having a dog with long ass hair.
How was your night? Mine was fine:
We have two dogs now: The elderly one and the new one. (The original FU may be getting married 12 years ago. Marriage has taught me a lot about compromise. My wife wanted another dog, but I didn’t want another dog, so we ::co... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1656158485 | 1656177082 | t3_vkdkhu | t5_2to41 | 5 | SappigeMeneer: TIFU by sending a couple the wrong way
Actually this happened yesterday but here we go
It was the last day of school and I just finished my history and dutch test (I’m from Belgium) and I had to go home with my bike. It was like a 12 km drive so wouldn’t be that long. I knew which way I had to go but at... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1656175853 | 1656176397 | t3_vkj5z3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Dweebulot: TIFU TIFU by saying "This is why you don't get blowjobs" in a full parking lot.
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hauntedone234: Sounds like you need a new girlfriend.
Dweebulot: I dunno man, I'm content with what I have haha.
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1656175695 | 1656184514 | t3_vkj3wy | t5_2to41 | 87 | Difficult-Camp4854: TIFU by almost blinding myself growing mushrooms
My day was going good, great in fact. I’d spent the day off work, picked some of the strawberries that I’ve been growing, went for a bit of a skate, you could say I was living it.
I get home from my skate and notice a parcel has arrived, the day just... | 5 | 17.4 | |
1656177941 | 1656259527 | t3_vkjw39 | t5_2to41 | 103 | Feelingbroke: TIFU by making poor life choices
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Such-Wrongdoer-2198: You didn't actually mention any poor life choices. My recommendation would be to start working construction and maybe trade school. Learn HVAC, plumbing or general construction skills. It's a career path where you can learn incremental ski... | 4 | 25.75 | |
1656178668 | 1656225547 | t3_vkk51e | t5_2to41 | 14,525 | [deleted]: Tifu by accidentally uploading me and my gf having sex
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OkVolume1: "Recorded a good bit of it"
Video ends up being two minutes.
EViLTeW: Those sentences are the best part. "Had sex for quite awhile" "Recorded a good bit of it" "so basically there's 2 minutes of sex out there on snapchat"
Turbulent_... | 13 | 1,117.307692 | |
1656179572 | 1656190973 | t3_vkkg8d | t5_2to41 | 8 | My_Neighbor_Pandaro: TIFU by petting a baby bird.
Still occuring so I guess yesterday and TIFU
Preface, a few months ago I was lucky enough to have a bird that decided to nest in my door wreath. Blinded by adorable baby birds, I allowed them to nest there. The first family there no issues what so ever. Fast forward t... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1656180088 | 1656193266 | t3_vkkmql | t5_2to41 | 27 | LuciusDickusMaximus: TIFU by thinking “bussy” meant “baby pussy”
I work at the local library, and over the past decade, as smartphones and laptops became the norm, our computer stations have gotten much less popular across all demographics except one: old men.
Now, if you’ve never met an old man, the one thing you sh... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1656181799 | 1656195982 | t3_vkkwsh | t5_2to41 | 0 | Yenrou: >I just typed this up on my phone after it happened. I didnt think i was writing a peer reviewed article with MLA citations
Sorry about coming off as harsh, but I'm 100% sure the exact same post with the exact same text was posted before earlier this week.
Sure, it's common for TIFUs to falsify the date it... | 4 | 0 | |
1656181227 | 1656193210 | t3_vkl0yt | t5_2to41 | 95 | xlma: TIFU by telling the bouncer I had a gun
Truth be told, this happened a few years ago but saw a post that reminded me of it.
A few friends of mine were taking a buddy out to a local strip club for his birthday. It was one of those ones that is in the sketchier part of town. My friends would commonly describe the... | 4 | 23.75 | |
1656183482 | 1656192012 | t3_vklsuu | t5_2to41 | 76 | yourdadisabean: TIFU Talks Episode #21 Got a story to share? Come and share it on TIFU Talks!
wheresmyrealparents: Nb!? Your like right next door to my province!
wheresmyrealparents: Pei
yourdadisabean: potato farmers the lot of you
wheresmyrealparents: Anne of Green gables fucks we are
yourdadisabean: Such a PEI thin... | 7 | 10.857143 | |
1656184270 | 1656284879 | t3_vkm2y1 | t5_2to41 | 5,172 | Slight_Access_5936: TIFU by not locking my bedroom door
I, (M,53) rent a room in a house with four other guys including the landlord.
Like many liberal folks, my girlfriend and I like to have some fun in the bedroom including an occasional threesome (MFM) and we had one last night that ended at about 1:30 am this mor... | 17 | 304.235294 | |
1656187780 | 1656193458 | t3_vkna2q | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by cumming all over my final english project
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ecologybitch: how tf do you "forget" you have cum in your hand dripping off of it
ChonkPolice: Post nut stupidity
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1656193880 | 1656198390 | t3_vkpcra | t5_2to41 | 6 | Hookupgurlz: TIFU by not being apart or hookup culture
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MrArendt: Oh good, the incels found their way to TIFU.
starliner2000: It's a bot. All of these shitty incel posts in the last months all follow similar patterns.
Patterns:
- new profiles
- profile name has something to do with the post (in this example... | 3 | 2 | |
1656194080 | 1656255521 | t3_vkpezt | t5_2to41 | 15,163 | CitrusPain: TIFU by lying to my girlfriend about liking lemons for 3 years
Throwaway because my friends know my account and I don’t want this getting worse.
I started dating my girlfriend close to 3 years ago, and at the start of the relationship we were chatting and a topic came up about things that we like/dislike. ... | 9 | 1,684.777778 | |
1656197996 | 1661284596 | t3_vkqpvk | t5_2to41 | 96 | imsosorrygrammy: TIFU by sending my grandma a screenshot of an r/confessions post about jizzing on bugs.
obligatory this happened about 2 months ago, but for personal reasons, I waited to post it with a throwaway. also, I originally typed this immediately after it happened.
so my grandma lives a few states away from ... | 4 | 24 | |
1656200749 | 1656251418 | t3_vkrla7 | t5_2to41 | 230 | [deleted]: TIFU by picking at the black heads on my chooch
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Patient-Quarter-1684: Old girlfriend had one down there, she went to the doctor and he had to cut the follicle out, otherwise it just keeps happening.
Your right, the smell is incredibly bad.
Then the wound had to be packed so it could heal from the... | 10 | 23 | |
1656201668 | 1656259108 | t3_vkrvg0 | t5_2to41 | 14 | M4j1kN1nj4: TIFU by putting a jar of honey in a bag
Wednesday I get home from work I clean up a bit and I noticed that the jar of honey has a puddle of honey under it. The jar is about 4" round and so was the pool. Figured it was a lot of honey but nothing of it. So I cleaned the jar and cleaned the counter.
Thursday... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1656201944 | 1656202657 | t3_vkryh7 | t5_2to41 | -6 | YourInfidelityInMe: TIFU I wanted my butthole to smell nice for my friend’s dad
My good friend’s dad is in town visiting this week for work. I have known him since college (through my friend, who was one of my roommates in the dorms) and over the years we have had more than platonic encounters.
So when he reached out... | 4 | -1.5 | |
1656200240 | 1656267682 | t3_vkrfth | t5_2to41 | 10 | LittleGravitasIndeed: TIFU by scratching an old scar
Ugh, it goes through my eyebrow and that area was already really patchy. Now that the single eyebrow hair clinging to life in that area is gone, it looks like I’m some poser who plucks their eyebrows like that on purpose. I’ve tried rearranging what I have left, but ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1656202202 | 1656274607 | t3_vks18b | t5_2to41 | 188 | TheSammiestSam: TIFU by assuming everyone got a raise
Today I received a letter from my company informing me of a dollar/hour raise.
This kind of letter is standard for every raise in the company but normally we hear whispers of it before letters go out, so I sent a photo of the letter to my coworkers’ group chat say... | 11 | 17.090909 | |
1656202716 | 1656223613 | t3_vks6sv | t5_2to41 | 1,868 | h2f: TIFU by trying not to be the creepy old man at the gym
I'm a man in my late 50s. I've heard lots of stories about women who feel uncomfortable at the gym because guys try to hit on them, stare at them, etc. and often the creepy guy is way older. I don't want to be one of those guys. I do, however, get bored at the... | 8 | 233.5 | |
1656203930 | 1656205336 | t3_vksjr0 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Whysocomplicat3d: TIFU by thinking my abdominal pain was just my endometriosis acting up and nearly had an urinary tract infection spreading into my whole body
"Pro" being chronically ill: you learn to listen to your body and to demand proper medical care when you think you need it.
Con: yoh think pain is "just" your ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1656205360 | 1656207048 | t3_vksz2h | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally pouring acid on my dick
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Korezen: I dont think water is good against acid to neutralize it?
chamberofcoal: Soap is basic, so it's good for getting rid of weak-ish acids. Probably a lot better than nothing.
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1656206751 | 1656207697 | t3_vktdhi | t5_2to41 | 42 | KingCreeper7777: TIFU by helping my mom record a TV show clip
This just happened a few minutes ago.
I (18, male) was sitting in my living room playing some games with some friends, so I had my headset to talk to them as we played. They're nice headphones and I use them almost daily. Had them since last christmas, best... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1656207749 | 1656208814 | t3_vktnwi | t5_2to41 | 95 | popppppet: TIFU by drinking too much baby syrup and now I’m glued to the toilet seat
So I was feeling a bit sick today and asked my fiancé to buy me baby syrup that I LOVED as a child. I cannot express how much I loved the taste of it when I was little. I would always beg my parents to give me more because it was so ta... | 4 | 23.75 | |
1656208272 | 1656541220 | t3_vkttb8 | t5_2to41 | 59 | dcforgie: TIFU by eating a whole bag of sour patches and now I'm constipated
I was a long day at work, I had a rough go. My numbers were bad and my mind was racing. I had bills to pay for, so I was stressed out. I decided to treat myself to a snack. Instead of eating a few pieces at a time, I ate chuck fulls of them, a... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1656211828 | 1656257215 | t3_vkuulw | t5_2to41 | 14,878 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling the truth to my fiancé.
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nNeuroticMonkey: Oh, that's bad. Is there any chance she's suffering from depression? Losing so many family members in such a short time could very well lead to depression, especially if you add the extra stress from covid and an upcoming wedding.
Also, she ... | 21 | 708.47619 | |
1656192985 | 1656267037 | t3_vkp22q | t5_2to41 | 54 | Future-Pudding: Tifu by teaching my puppy to pee down the drain
Okay so this story is gonna need some backstory to make sense.
Basically, I got a puppy a few months ago. I go to university in a different country and for the summer we travelled back to my home country and we’re staying at my parents house. Now at my a... | 3 | 18 | |
1656217062 | 1656255366 | t3_vkwc2d | t5_2to41 | 420 | thrwaway9932: TIFU by letting my dick trust her when my brain screams SCAM
I'm generally very aware of scams and how to avoid them. I don't get my computers and phones get infected with malware as I'm very well-versed in the different techniques scammers use social engineering to manipulate you into installing them. I ... | 9 | 46.666667 | |
1656218217 | 1656227874 | t3_vkwmzf | t5_2to41 | 4 | Ishzero: TIFU by living another day with my fucked life
I fucked up my life with gambling over the course of the past year and now I'm here a year later finally quitting deleting all my gambling apps and methods of getting to gamble because you know good and damn well they make it easy to come back and gamble your life... | 4 | 1 | |
1656223842 | 1656260017 | t3_vky2id | t5_2to41 | 24 | dissapperingboy: TIFU by leaving my window open
This happened in the span of 6 hours today. I live in the deep south, which means there are a metric shit ton of bugs around this time of year for those not in the know. I also live in a second floor studio apartment.
So this afternoon I opened my window as it was a nic... | 6 | 4 | |
1656224952 | 1656246382 | t3_vkyc7a | t5_2to41 | 4 | RiledWolf74: TIFU by making a stupid, poorly worded attempt to start a conversation
I was at a bar tonight celebrating my buddy's bachelor party and while I am sitting there minding my own business, a very beautiful woman comes up to talk to me. Forewarning, I have never been approached by a woman so I was already feel... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1656226893 | 1656314705 | t3_vkyte6 | t5_2to41 | 97 | [deleted]: TIFU by being horny, kinky, and risky
TIFU: By being horny and a little kinky
For the last few months I been horny. You know how it is. Recently I found some NSFW subreddits that are into bdsm. Specifically being dominated.
Usually I am good at keeping my personal information close and not letting it get o... | 4 | 24.25 | |
1656227922 | 1656322956 | t3_vkz28i | t5_2to41 | 372 | obviously_99: TIFU by improperly unloading a revolver
So I was at my friends farm and we were doing some target practice. I brought my own .22 cal revolver which thankfully I didn't use his due to what happens later.
I loaded 6 rounds and emptied them(or atleast I thought I did)
To unload the bullets, they need to b... | 9 | 41.333333 | |
1656226074 | 1656659615 | t3_vkym1j | t5_2to41 | 17 | I_Am_YungAce: TIFU by lying about hearing problems
I do not have hearing problems just an FYI
I went to pickup my food before I started my shift and I was greeted by a very pleasant African gentleman with a thick accent. I stood in line behind him as he was getting his food and he struck up a conversation with me, in ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1656231118 | 1656264515 | t3_vkzth0 | t5_2to41 | 16 | ramuktekas: TIFU by smoking weed and driving to the beach
Happened a few days ago. My (M20) cousin (F20) from nearby city wanted to try weed, which I promised to make it happen but I couldn't fix a schedule or something.
It so happens that my parents were leaving for some work for a week and my brother (M21) was leavi... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1656227742 | 1656238773 | t3_vkz0py | t5_2to41 | 6 | amu_sam: TIFU By not looking at time of my exam
I had an exam today. One of the few subjects I paid attention to . In general I am not In a good state of studies. 2 other subjects gave me absentee status and I didn't study for others much. My dad's paying the college fees and my cost of living here in college (dorm, fo... | 3 | 2 | |
1656234679 | 1656286528 | t3_vl0o3n | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking too well
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CrankyUncleMorty: Not much you can do. Threesomes don,'t play out as well as people would think most of the time.
Zeek86: I know myself to well, what's mine is mine and I don't share with others. I never could understand people who wanted to share their spouse, to me it wou... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1656244118 | 1656282429 | t3_vl307o | t5_2to41 | 34 | Trapped_Mechanic: TIFU by Calling 911
So, this actually happened Wednesday or Thurday last week so it isn't *technically* today but I hadn't really planned on sharing this story, but my family has insisted I at least post it online for moral reasons, I suppose?
Me and my wife tend to do most activities together; In to... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1656251398 | 1656271659 | t3_vl55dm | t5_2to41 | 27,565 | zyzz_brah20: TIFU by getting so drunk I (27M) couldn't stop my gf from ghosting me and talking to other guys all night. And then I ruined everyone's night by getting mad and almost ending up in a fight?
So I'm in this super embarrassing situation rn. Gf (27F) and I (27M) of 8 years went out last night with a group of h... | 21 | 1,312.619048 | |
1656254287 | 1656257068 | t3_vl63y6 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by Trusting doctors (twice)
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johnlondon125: Next time maybe actually follow instructions
perfectlypoachedpen1: nose surgery didn't do jack and left me with an annoying scar, nail surgery didn't actually do anything, and still fucked up nail kept growing on sides, despite that being the point of... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1656254591 | 1656260341 | t3_vl67v8 | t5_2to41 | 70 | yourdadisabean: TIFU Talks Episode #20.5 Lounge time
Puppysareadorible: Pls stop cursing
grhabit56: Fuck that
Puppysareadorible: SHUT UP
grhabit56: You said that word too. I can tell on you
Puppysareadorible: Fine...
Puppysareadorible: I'll stop if you stop
Puppysareadorible: But I said F\*\*\*
Puppysareadorible: Not... | 9 | 7.777778 | |
1656259000 | 1656260941 | t3_vl7smn | t5_2to41 | 12 | ClintStrick: TIFU By Eating an Edible at a Frat Party
I (18M) was at college for summer related activities. A buddy of mine who is in a fraternity invited me to on of the fraternity’s parties at the house. At 3pm, I arrived. It was like the usual frat parties with drinking beer, smoking/vaping, die, etc. I was chilling... | 4 | 3 | |
1656260200 | 1656320700 | t3_vl887m | t5_2to41 | 7,447 | Expert-Ad-8139: TIFU by not speaking in my natural pitch for years
I've (22f) recently come to the realization that I have been speaking wrong for years. By that I mean I've forced my voice lower than it's intended to. My voice would get tired half way through the day and I would lose my voice every day. I didn't reali... | 14 | 531.928571 | |
1656261865 | 1656271908 | t3_vl8u7l | t5_2to41 | 183 | Pussydestroyer420134: TIFU by drinking too much wine
Before starting the story I want to make some things clear, I (M,16) live in Romania (this is important because people don't give a fuck about the legal drinking age here and you can go anywhere and buy alcohol).I have two really good friends, F1 (M,15) and F2 (M,16)... | 5 | 36.6 | |
1656261284 | 1656265364 | t3_vl8mpv | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking an edible when I have pre-existing mental health issues
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Blitzares: Just wait till you get a look at that medical bill lmao
Sunblocklotion: I’m not from the US, free healthcare!
sprucecavern: I had the same kind of experience, I was camping in the middle of nowhere though. That aside,... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1656262173 | 1656269248 | t3_vl8yb2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by telling the truth
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Tuesidaisy08: Are you mormon
FretlessMayhem: That was my guess too, having read the post.
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1656263583 | 1656302790 | t3_vl9gut | t5_2to41 | 14 | watadoop: tifu at work
I currently work at a restaurant where we are expected to do an assortment of tasks as they are needed; sometimes i’m in BOH cleaning dishes and will get called on to start helping out on the floor when things are busy, stuff like that.
Today I was instructed by one of my managers to fill sauce c... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1656260831 | 1656331758 | t3_vl8gln | t5_2to41 | 5 | Indigo_not_indigo: TIFU (when I was eleven) by getting soapin a girls eye
me (11F) at the time and my brother (12M) at the time were at a party being held in a park in our condominium. They were giving away those cans that spray foam/soap. A group of girls that looked slightly younger walked up to me and my brother and... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1656266987 | 1656304875 | t3_vlap0m | t5_2to41 | 9 | M0nsterUnderTheBed: TIFU by throwing a shoe at my brother which hit my grandmother
Hey there, so this weekend by grandparents are in town, making their annual trip to see family. Everything has been going great since Friday, except for today. I went and read the liturgy at the church to make my mother and grandparents ... | 3 | 3 | |
1656267392 | 1656268981 | t3_vlau3a | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by squeezing an auto-injector of meds into my thumb—am a trained medical professional.
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CruisinJo214: Ya…. I’ve been using Humira for 6 months now and I can totally see how you could do this.
laboratorystory: I’m having a flare up, totally out-of-it, and the 1-2 thing messed me up and..meh
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1656270610 | 1656357087 | t3_vlbzyj | t5_2to41 | 49,737 | misterYOLOdolo: TIFU by uncovering a dark family secret
Alright folks, this is a tale about Heineken beer.
This beer has always been a staple in my family; some of my earliest memories of my father are him drinking from that iconic green glass with my uncles.
My grandfather was a stereotypical strong patriarch of t... | 22 | 2,260.772727 | |
1656264461 | 1656348500 | t3_vl9s7g | t5_2to41 | 22 | Gstary: Tifu by not making it crystal clear what I wanted from roof repairmen
This happened a few days ago but I forgot I usually just lurk here and now I can actually post!
Anyway I bought a house not long ago and there's some holes in the roof. Most of them don't leak as I've checked during numerous storms, I guess... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1656274480 | 1656321608 | t3_vldcmh | t5_2to41 | 69 | emresirmen: TIFU by drinking too much water
Not today, but 12 years ago I majorly fucked up by drinking too much water.
So I was in college, and was partying very frequently and often waking up early the next day for school/work. I had been told that main cause of hangover was dehydration, and I picked up the habit o... | 5 | 13.8 | |
1656270480 | 1656409311 | t3_vlbybx | t5_2to41 | 26 | BG_Character: TIFU by driving two hours for my best friends gender reveal
Technically this happened yesterday but I will explain why I couldn’t post this until today.
My best friend is currently pregnant with her second child and her aunt is throwing her a gender reveal. We’ve been friends since college, when she had... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1656279781 | 1656281701 | t3_vlf89l | t5_2to41 | 81 | nomdebile: TIFU by thinking about my ex in the middle of getting a blowjob
TIFU by thinking about my ex in the middle of getting a blowjob
Obviously didn't happen today ,it happened a month or two ago...
So, I broke up with my ex girlfriend 2 and a half to three years ago. She was the love of my life and she went to s... | 12 | 6.75 | |
1656285922 | 1656286325 | t3_vlgize | t5_2to41 | 10 | Groundbreaking-Box20: Bring on the downvotes: but damn, I would be ashamed to have you as a son, and it has nothing to do with your sexual orientation. You seem like you suck
tgulli: In his defense... who the fuck enters someone's home or room without knocking? what if it was the wrong dorm etc?
Groundbreaking-Box20: D... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1656284290 | 1656379697 | t3_vlgqzb | t5_2to41 | 87 | [deleted]: TIFU by tricking my hospitalized brother into thinking the world ended
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HonestCup20: OP: I'm no longer welcome at a hospital unless it's an emergency...
ME: i mean this is why i ever go to a hospital. What other reasons do you have?
DrG2390: I think it’s more like the family only wants him to be t... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1656285269 | 1656340449 | t3_vlh2zp | t5_2to41 | 2 | Internal_Judgment_21: TIFU by running for student president despite my unpopularity and losing
Hello! I'm a 17m in Year 12 who goes to college in the UK. This college happens to also be a secondary school too, so I have been at this school/college since Year 7, when I was 11, so I've known most of my classmates for nea... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1656287900 | 1656294512 | t3_vlhx3b | t5_2to41 | 61 | Shermandragonfly: TIFU By forgetting my fan was plugged in
This story happened about an hour ago, I decided I wanted to clean my fan in my room so I unplugged it and took it apart. When I was finished cleaning it I decided to see if it would work while still dismantled so I plugged it in and turned it on and it worked.... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1656288678 | 1656351568 | t3_vli6d4 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Sonova_Vondruke: TIFU by leaving my front door open last night.
Went out last night to record a podcast and hangout with a coworker that is moving to VT. (Didn't drink, just had water a $10 kava). Came home went to bed. Woke up late which is unusual because the cats typically wake me up. Went out to the living room and... | 3 | 9 | |
1656291967 | 1656292434 | t3_vlj7oc | t5_2to41 | 37 | Crouchinator5: TIFU by letting my wife use an old tablet
Today I fucked up by letting my wife use an old tablet to get reference photos for some art she is working on. I bought this tablet back in 2017 before I met my wife and was in a previous relationship. Since this tablet has sat dead most of the time my wife and... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1656293075 | 1656296615 | t3_vljjyi | t5_2to41 | 52 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #21! Come share your stories and hang out. :)
atgvfl: Is this the dev hour?
bruh-sound_effect: Fr
atgvfl: Dev hour deez nuts
bruh-sound_effect: Dude these r some of the most uncharismatic people ever lol. Bring back yourdadisbeans
bruh-sound_effect: Dude these r some of the most uncharismati... | 6 | 8.666667 | |
1656294382 | 1656480893 | t3_vljyua | t5_2to41 | 20 | sweetandsaltmango: TIFU, this didnt happen today but i found my soulmate
So this happened a week ago but I absolutely cannot stop thinking about it. I have nobody to tell this to and if I do tell people will think I'm crazy.
So anyway, me and my family were celebrating eid in a different city. We traveled in a car ... | 11 | 1.818182 | |
1656294439 | 1656301157 | t3_vljzh2 | t5_2to41 | 111 | Boring_Net3101: Tifu by inviting my sister in law over after I moved in to my brand new house
This was a few days ago, but whatever.
This is a tifu because I never expected such ungrateful guests ...
My husband and I just purchased our first home, and we're upper middle class. It's a 3k sq ft house, and I am proud o... | 5 | 22.2 | |
1656296700 | 1656381595 | t3_vlkpcy | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a “joke” about my girlfriend
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macaronithecat: Wtf is a sneak peek? But yeah weight is a touchy subject for many women. Your gf sounds like she's super insecure about it so I wouldn't get all bent out of shape. Eventually she will get over it.
sempi-moon: It’s a sexual thing I just don... | 5 | -0.6 | |
1656299053 | 1656338964 | t3_vllfyi | t5_2to41 | 38,982 | bopbeepboopbeepbop: TIFU by introducing my two crushes to each other
I am a bisexual man and I've been talking with a straight girl and other bisexual guy. I had been hitting it off really well with both of them and there was some light flirting. It was getting to the point where I was really nervous about really hitti... | 13 | 2,998.615385 | |
1656301296 | 1656308561 | t3_vlm4nc | t5_2to41 | 48 | S_h1ft: TIFU by asking for 10 gallons of paint for a single room
About a month ago, my dad and I were getting ready to paint my room after almost 16 years of it having the same old baby blue and pineapple yellow color scheme. So obviously we had to go out to good ol' Home Depot to get the new paint.
As my dad and I wa... | 3 | 16 | |
1656301583 | 1656304471 | t3_vlm7p7 | t5_2to41 | 137 | flatulantaccident: TIFU for eating baked beans before a drive in movie
An hour ago we got back from a drive in movie. We’ve been together for years and we have no shame in tooting and such in front of each other.
We had barbecue foods for dinner and of course baked beans. I love baked beans, however they are still ba... | 8 | 17.125 | |
1656302253 | 1656303737 | t3_vlmewp | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on my partner’s phone
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RLJ05: Why is it such a big deal for you? I don’t get that. It’s his body, let him do what he wants to make himself feel better / happier. Its not really anything to do with you, you are making it much more about you than you should
SheepherderUnhappy18: see that... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1656302631 | 1656338684 | t3_vlmjew | t5_2to41 | 112 | adamruinedme: TIFU by getting a mommy makeover
Like others this FU didn't technically happen today but I'm dealing with the hard and painful consequences. On mobile, not a throwaway because IDGAF anymore
The initial FU was not even mine but happened about 4 years ago. I was pregnant and had an unplanned C-section. Eve... | 4 | 28 | |
1656305528 | 1656307113 | t3_vlndm2 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Carrotcake234-: TIFU by pulling an all nighter
Last night I decided to pull an all nighter so that I could play more video games through the night (namely red dead redemption 2 and rocket league). In the morning she revealed to me that we would be going to a water park. We went and it went well. When we got home I deci... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1656308336 | 1656359429 | t3_vlo59c | t5_2to41 | 19,268 | [deleted]: TIFU by using common sense to accidentally uncover a very dark and horrible series of events that lead to me having one less sibling.
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rde42: My father was an only child. Or so I thought. Via Ancestry and other sources, I very recently discovered that he actually had two siblings.
The first was bor... | 19 | 1,014.105263 | |
1656309938 | 1656338374 | t3_vlokfm | t5_2to41 | 36 | DM_ME_YOUR_NUDIESS: Tifu by creating an artificial rush at my job
This happened an hour ago and I just got off my shift. So I work at McDonald's and have been for a couple months now. I've learned a lot of things and am actually enjoying working here. I'm the lobby closer and thats what I do most days. Today I was aske... | 4 | 9 | |
1656310221 | 1656337889 | t3_vlomwv | t5_2to41 | 64 | phantx9912: TIFU by asking my grandfather for BEER
Obligatory this happened back when I was 6 or 7
I'm Indian living in another country, so when I was around 6, I went to India just to visit my grandparents and relatives, one day, me and my family had gone to an expensive hotel in the city I live in,
every body wa... | 3 | 21.333333 | |
1656314638 | 1656340686 | t3_vlpqeq | t5_2to41 | 78 | United-Tax-3491: TIFU by trusting my gf.?
Throwaway for obvious reasons.. So I(27m) met GF(21F) when I was 24 and she was 18, through a mutual friend. We got along during group hangouts, enough to start hanging out 1-1. This went on for about 2 years, before we started dating when she was 20. She was always kinda weird... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1656316571 | 1656368181 | t3_vlq6v1 | t5_2to41 | 12,747 | [deleted]: TIFU by not understanding the difference between a bully and a friend
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SemiSentientGarbage: You wholesomed them into being good people. I kinda love it.
vhm3: Wore them down eventually lol.
StanStare: Omg in any groups I grew up in it definitely would’ve got to the point where everyone felt protecti... | 8 | 1,593.375 | |
1656317201 | 1656323344 | t3_vlqch9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by setting the A/C to heat
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Captainschitqunt: This is an accident. I wouldn't call it a fuck up.
colasinas: It sure feels like a fuck up!
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1656318543 | 1656437890 | t3_vlqnel | t5_2to41 | 25 | Adviceplsss111: TIFU by eating a cookie
So my(f18) sister (29f) had “saved” a cookie for after her dinner. It was on the side and untouched in the bag sealed up. There was about 4 cookies in the bag and 3 had been eaten and I never got one. So I ate it.
My sister has extreme anger issues and sometimes I am genuinely... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1656320134 | 1656324666 | t3_vlr0ay | t5_2to41 | 183 | EveVx: TIFU by going to a nude beach alone
For context I’m a 5’5 not very intimidating (other than body language) 18 year old girl. I’m not great at being rude to people or just straight up saying no; I know that for safety you should just say no to strangers generally but I tend to believe people have the best intenti... | 5 | 36.6 |
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