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1656504945 | 1656558985 | t3_vneeqc | t5_2to41 | 13 | BRh2FourShot: TIFU by causing my friend to lose his RC plane.
I went to my friends place because he wanted to show me his remote controlled plane. He has a good size clearing on his property that goes down a slight hill and overlooks a tree line. The range for the controller apparently isn't very far (claimed to be but... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1656507632 | 1656539179 | t3_vnf9ro | t5_2to41 | 2,133 | Kammakurus1: TIFU by going to McDonald's
This morning I (M39) was going to work early and instead of making coffee and breakfast at home, stopped by McDonald's for a Mcmuffin combo. Waiting at a light in front of a busy freeway intersection I took a bite of a hash brown and started coughing, apparently sucking some de... | 8 | 266.625 | |
1656510362 | 1656552401 | t3_vng7is | t5_2to41 | 204 | AreWeCowabunga: TIFU by almost getting my girlfriend and myself killed while snorkeling
Obligatory: this happened yesterday
I’ve been with my girlfriend for three years. She’s an awesome woman someone I want to spend the rest of my life with. Right now we’re on our dream vacation: two weeks in Hawaii. On top of the ge... | 6 | 34 | |
1656513853 | 1656529307 | t3_vnhgdp | t5_2to41 | 4,331 | ThePitcher3WildBunt: TIFU by eating garden lettuce
Have a veggie garden outside, we got some lettuce in there, it's delicious.
Picked off some pieces, gave them a rinse, thought I did a pretty good job.
Few bites, bit into something kinda weird, before I know it there a lot of...moving in my mouth. Never really felt ... | 10 | 433.1 | |
1656515106 | 1656589156 | t3_vnhx4z | t5_2to41 | 47 | roxyjackson1994: TIFU by posting to a r/clothedpreggo
Obligatory not today but a few weeks ago.
I posted a pic of my fairly large belly in a new dressing gown to what I thought was a pregnancy fashion subreddit called r/clothedpreggo. Little did I know this was a place for people to jerk of to pregnant girls. And for... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1656515335 | 1656521307 | t3_vni09m | t5_2to41 | 10 | Kittencrazyboy: TIFU by being a single straight man
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PM_ur_Rump: Dude is on to something here. I don't think anyone has ever thought about making a place where men pay to ogle attractive naked women, and possibly have sex with them.
How is this not a thing already?!
grabityrises: they could even spend the mig... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1656514442 | 1656552314 | t3_vnho12 | t5_2to41 | 7 | YhouZee: TIFU by driving through a flood
I passed through a few inches high water to get to where my my street leads off the road, and lo and behold the water was thigh high-ish in my street. Somehow I never noticed before that the road in front my street dips before inclining up again, forming a literal bowl. I wante... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1656517691 | 1656518470 | t3_vniwng | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by not going to the Police.
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Professional-Ad3874: I don't know what police could've done about an email inviting you to meet for lunch, no matter how it was intended.
Just block him and move on. If people ask tell them it is a creepy stalker x-acquantance. Your current social circle isn't go... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1656518604 | 1656609104 | t3_vnj953 | t5_2to41 | 143 | reboerio: TIFU by dropping my phone to catch a falling knife
Was reminded of this story when I was reading comments of an r/askreddit post.
This happened around two years ago and can be abbreviated as short as the title.
I was cooking a new recipe which meant I was scrolling on my phone back and forth between the ing... | 6 | 23.833333 | |
1656519251 | 1656607950 | t3_vnji6t | t5_2to41 | 137 | MidwestStritch: TIFU by not deleting photos off my phone…
This happened yesterday, I 23(m) saved some photos from a group text of a girl I used to talk to. Not a great look when my gf(23) looked through my recently deleted photos and found them. I only used the photos once, don’t need to tell you what for, but I still ... | 8 | 17.125 | |
1656519575 | 1656523227 | t3_vnjms7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by making VERY dark jokes in school
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sg12412: While humor is a coping mechanism, it's not the best. I hope you are getting therapy.
IamaLuna-tic: Yeah, but it works really well for me. I am not getting therapy, as i have no time, but probably next year!
sg12412: Let me tell you as someone who w... | 4 | 3 | |
1656520966 | 1656531728 | t3_vnk6b5 | t5_2to41 | 28 | accountthatoneguy: TIFU by finally sharing my fantasy and chickening out
So I (23m) like eating my own cum sometimes. I watch CEI porn sometimes and usually don’t go through with it, but if I’m super horny I’ve put my legs up and cum into my own mouth. My wife does not know I do this or that I watch CEI porn.
That sai... | 4 | 7 | |
1656521030 | 1656521671 | t3_vnk769 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting high at work
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Dano4600: Hafd a friend die doing that shit quit being an idiot
JeffGoldblume: I'm well aware of how dangerous it is.
Dano4600: Imagine you die with a can of fucking duster next to you.
JeffGoldblume: I certainly can
Captainschitqunt: I see what you did there
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1656522557 | 1656735067 | t3_vnkt2n | t5_2to41 | 32,897 | Patrickn104: TIFU by having sexy time with my girlfriend at a VRBO
This happened last night. My girlfriend and I are staying at a VRBO with a nice private pool. We decided to get naked and have a sexy sunset swim. We ended up on the stairs leading into the pool and my gf started giving me a blowjob. That ended pleasant... | 12 | 2,741.416667 | |
1656522302 | 1656530092 | t3_vnkpkw | t5_2to41 | 32 | SniperWoof7: Tifu: gave a bday gift and accidentally declared war with someone
This happened about a few weeks ago and I'm still low-key sad about it. For the last 6 months, I've been playing videogames with a friend for 3-8 hours a day. We just had compatible personalities and the same lack of impulse control when it ... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1656525035 | 1656538187 | t3_vnlra5 | t5_2to41 | 223 | DoorVonHammerthong: TIFU and found out what is like to get toothpaste on the b-hole
Today, like most days, I took a shower. Sometimes, I like to brush my teeth in the shower. You got your hot water, little steam, and just **go to town** with that toothbrush. Make a little mess, mid-sesh rinse, no problem! Switch to the... | 10 | 22.3 | |
1656525580 | 1656644043 | t3_vnlytb | t5_2to41 | 57 | Orsus7: TIFU by mouthing off to a spamming health insurance solicitor
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Misses_Lull_and_Bye: Next time you have some time to spare pick up the phone, keep them on the phone as long as you possibly can - have a pre-prepared list of questions, tell them you need answers to all of them, ask them everything they ne... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1656527305 | 1656543542 | t3_vnmmv9 | t5_2to41 | 36 | Big_Pete_78: TIFU and managed to chafe something I didn't know that I could!
Obligatory this wasn't today, but at the weekend!
I went for a walk on the weekend with the wife, it was a nice day, windy, but warm, and very muggy. We did about 5km, so not a long one, but long enough for a chunkier lad like me to get a bit... | 4 | 9 | |
1656534228 | 1656538499 | t3_vnp9f1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | HazelEquestrian33: TIFU by not understanding that a guy was trying to flirt with me
Today I fucked up. I went to the pool with my little sister. Anyway, there were a ton of my classmates there because our city is fairly small and pretty much everyone goes to this pool. By this time I had seen a few people I knew and sa... | 4 | 1 | |
1656536444 | 1656546915 | t3_vnq4ne | t5_2to41 | 5 | quietlyashamed2021: TIFU by sleeping with my mom's best friend.
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undercoverhippie: So you and your dad are tunnel buddies.
Kmix1987: Lmao I've never heard this before...this actually made me lol
Flinglebop_: Stirred his dads porridge
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1656537384 | 1656537853 | t3_vnqcjt | t5_2to41 | 4 | MuckFichigan19: I’m in the US, so it must’ve been a worldwide phenomenon
tanglekelp: Yeah my mistake! We had a big one here that ended up with thousands of people and stuff getting broken, it was a whole thing. I didn’t know the name we gave it was based of an American movie!
MuckFichigan19: Yeah there was a period tha... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1656539240 | 1656740133 | t3_vnr8ev | t5_2to41 | 36 | Ok-Consideration-248: TIFU by trying to examine an abscess on my tonsils with a small crochet hook. (Graphic)
I have had pain on my tonsil for weeks, and I haven't been able to get in to see a doctor. I finally grabbed a flashlight and looked in my mouth. Then I grabbed a small crochet needle (the kind used for doilies... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1656540689 | 1656572217 | t3_vnrs8u | t5_2to41 | 4,355 | chaotictrashbin: TIFU for thinking i had friends
I feel a bit sad right now... I was always the lonely kid during school so I was really really excited because i thought I was finally making friends in university , they talked a lot with me and were kind and all, so i decided to invite my "friends" to my beach house, ... | 8 | 544.375 | |
1656539624 | 1656547605 | t3_vnrdhv | t5_2to41 | 17 | s0vrsw33tg0ne: TIFU by missing my college graduation
I graduated highschool in the year of 2020, had no ceremony or prom and spent the pandemic basically depressed. Until this day I get waves of sadness around that time period because of the amount of people I lost touch with and many more things. College started onlin... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1656541872 | 1656558096 | t3_vns89a | t5_2to41 | 9 | ScarTheGoth: TIFU by drinking peanut oil
This happened years ago, but essentially what happened was that my dad asked me to refill his cup of soda. I ask him where the soda bottle is, and he points to where a plastic 2 Liter was. I thought that it was weird that it had no label on it, but maybe my little sister ripped ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1656528667 | 1656559630 | t3_vnn5gs | t5_2to41 | 32 | Cheeseballll_: TIFU by asking my dad to let me ride his friends car
Im 21 and ive never drove a car because nobody would let me even get a feel for it. And today after trying for 5 years I’ve finally convinced my dad to let me ride in a straight road for 2 minutes he gave the seat to me and since im new my muscles were... | 7 | 4.571429 | |
1656547174 | 1656567963 | t3_vnu6lv | t5_2to41 | 2,576 | Spiritual-Mouse-5630: TIFU by making a swingers joke.
My husband and I, his work buddies and their spouses have started having monthly dinners on rotation at each other’s houses that usually end with lots of alcohol. About a month ago we were over for dinner and one of the wives shared some “gummies” with us. We were i... | 11 | 234.181818 | |
1656549007 | 1656549507 | t3_vnusoe | t5_2to41 | 12 | throway6786: TIFU by looking like i had something to say
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mr_shickadance_: He sounds like a piece of shit
jesusthroughmary: Great minds think alike, this was my immediate reaction as well, like wtf, you're a grown man and she's in middle school
mr_shickadance_: Exactly
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1656550449 | 1656787954 | t3_vnv9x4 | t5_2to41 | 75 | Prestigious-Big2974: TIFU by accidentally making chlorine gas
I was cleaning my bathroom and I was using bleach to clean my toilet and a bad odor started coming out
of my toilet. My eyes started to water and I felt like I was going to throw up which I did. And my nose started running bad. Then I didn't wanna look up
ho... | 5 | 15 | |
1656547779 | 1656641555 | t3_vnue6x | t5_2to41 | 351 | Crazy_Acanthaceae726: TIFU By Mistaking A Small Person For A Child At Work
I am a hostess at a famous restaurant chain. Today was a pretty stressful day right at the start. We were very busy and the customers were not being easy to handle, so I popped an edible while hiding in the back. I normally do not take drugs at ... | 6 | 58.5 | |
1656551480 | 1656611503 | t3_vnvmip | t5_2to41 | -6 | Ovian: TIFU by getting ripped off by the "I need gas"-trick at a freeway ramp
I was driving home and suddenly I saw this dude and a woman on the side next to a freeway ramp.
I drove passed them and I saw him behind me waving/ screaming something. I hit the breaks, thought it was an emergency and drove back, already ... | 5 | -1.2 | |
1656552616 | 1656553933 | t3_vnw0e8 | t5_2to41 | 58 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #21! Come share your stories and hang out. :)
alcoholic_aunt: hey, i hope everyone’s having a good day :) <3
Jerzayl: I'm trying. Exhausted in every sense of the word.
alcoholic_aunt: sorry to hear that. need to chat?
Jerzayl: No sweat. Life is hard. We all know it 🤕
alcoholic_aunt: unfo... | 7 | 8.285714 | |
1656554078 | 1656566524 | t3_vnwhvz | t5_2to41 | 880 | shoestrung: TIFU by using a metal straw
I made my morning iced coffee and grabbed my re-useable metal straw from the cupboard, plunked it into my glass.
Took a sip and immediately felt something lumpy in my mouth. In my morning confusion I thought it was maybe a coffee bean even though I used a French press and bough... | 18 | 48.888889 | |
1656555211 | 1656555767 | t3_vnwvo7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Zoophile_666: TIFU by climbing into the tiger's cage at the zoo
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TiltedWombat: Things like this are why i think roe v wade is important. This could have been prevented
Interesting-Month-56: Lol even the SBC agrees with you on this one
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1656556673 | 1656559865 | t3_vnxdbc | t5_2to41 | 3 | Strong_Baseball_8984: TIFU by using expired lotion on my dick
Obligatory this was within the last 2 weeks. I’m bored with a new ipad and I (31M) decide to rub a few out. Well by the third session I feel like I’m getting a bit chaffed but this iPad screen shows a lot of detail. This is my fuck up, instead of stopping I... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1656558717 | 1656560045 | t3_vny1mb | t5_2to41 | 0 | AntaresTheAce: TIFU by coming between an old lady and her dog
I do home care for the elderly. Today, I had a shift with a client who had me bring her (and her one grandson, which is a whole 'nother story) to the mall to look at the puppies. She ended up playing with a Jack Russell terrier puppy and wanted to buy it. I ... | 5 | 0 | |
1656556277 | 1656561858 | t3_vnx8kv | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting myself with my own car
Obligatory notifications: Didn’t actually happen today, and yeah. You read the title correctly. tl;dr at the end, for those of us who prefer a quicker read.
Also I apologize in advance for the length of this. I work with a visual medium and while I’m well-spoken, I te... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1656562772 | 1656570333 | t3_vnzblr | t5_2to41 | 6 | bfjungkooks: TIFU by forgetting the ounces to pounds conversion
TIFU when, at my work, I had to package frozen fruits. It was supposed to be 1 pound of raspberries for $8 and 1 and a half pounds of strawberries for $8 (though I wasn’t specifically told that strawberries were supposed to be 1 and a half pounds, so I ass... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1656564647 | 1656572749 | t3_vnzvb3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: Tifu by using zoom
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geefunken: Whoever you are, please find some help. To keep posting variations of this same story is getting really dull. It’s not even a good story!
sinevigiliamentis: Always older male who supposedly doesn't quite understand technology, always K-pop girl dancing, never quite nsf... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1656552810 | 1656574343 | t3_vnw2r6 | t5_2to41 | 43 | Wulfgang97: TIFU by showing up to the wrong bonfire
This short TIFU happened during my senior year of highschool.
My friends were having a bonfire in town near the highschool, which is pretty dense with houses. I got the address, cool. It’s on the corner of two streets. Should be easy enough to find.
I get to the a... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1656565256 | 1656567601 | t3_vo01yx | t5_2to41 | 10 | BoJo4334: TIFU by hitting the wrong emoji
This actually happened today.
So my husband and I are friends with another couple. The girlfriend has some serious issues. She has dropped several bombs about HIS sex life on me at random times, stuff that I should only know if he told me, like his fetishes, what he's done bef... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1656568324 | 1656575160 | t3_vo0xie | t5_2to41 | 9 | Accomplished_Art8625: Tifu by almost dying
So this happened a few days ago. Bit of back story, I have been diagnosed with epilepsy a few years ago but had seizure from birth till age of 3, nothing for many years till I was 19 and had one while at the optometrists. After many months of testing I was diagnosed with epile... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1656568977 | 1656582027 | t3_vo142q | t5_2to41 | 73 | basicallya_clown: TIFU buy falsely getting my mom served
I didn't know how articulate the title well but um- basically me and my little brother are home alone as my mother is at her bfs house and there's a knock at the door- we live in an apartment building so thers several othere peoples front door in the same buildin... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1656568773 | 1656583238 | t3_vo11tw | t5_2to41 | 169 | blargney: TIFU by breaking a kid's leg
Earlier today: I'm at the playground with my kid, and he hops on a merry-go-round with another kid he just met. They zip around, having plenty of giggles. When they stop, my little guy asks me to get on so they can spin me. So I get on and they do their thing, eventually jumpin... | 4 | 42.25 | |
1656571908 | 1656579186 | t3_vo1vrz | t5_2to41 | 46 | windowrain: TIFU by forgetting to remove some questionable links from the chat window of a blocked contact.
No, this was not an ex and they suddenly did not unblock me. Please allow me to expand.
Like many people I too habitually use the chat window of a contact who blocked me to make note of grocery lists, notes and ... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1656575696 | 1656616147 | t3_vo2ua4 | t5_2to41 | 17,359 | Keithanater: TIFU: by trusting a friend to borrow a computer
So, this might be a bit long winded and I may have some of the formatting stuff a bit wrong as it's my first post (I'm open to suggestions to make it clearer and stuff just lemme know) also on my main account because I don't really care if he sees it, and fra... | 14 | 1,239.928571 | |
1656575171 | 1657162567 | t3_vo2prd | t5_2to41 | 594 | Ambitious-Advisor331: TIFU by asking my English friend what she was doing for the 4th
Sometimes I feel like such a dum-dum when I talk to her. We met online about a year ago and sometimes I forget that she lives across the pond. I'm grateful that she hasn't cut me off because of my small world view. She is my first fri... | 10 | 59.4 | |
1656575747 | 1656625611 | t3_vo2urc | t5_2to41 | 12 | PlatypusDream: TIFU by thinking THC-O worked on pain but didn't have mental effects
A co-worker suggested I try THC-O (that's an "oh", not a zero) to help me control pain. I bought some products between jobs tonight (well, really the same job/employer, but different work sites) and had half a gummy then a "puff" of the... | 3 | 4 | |
1656575975 | 1656586989 | t3_vo2wog | t5_2to41 | 16 | FriendlyTreat8684: TIFU by telling my cousin I love her
Edit: we’re 2nd cousins
This is a long story so I can’t explain all the details, but I’ve lived in the same neighborhood for my cousin for like 5 years, and I was very close to her. For the past 2 years me and her have rode my golf cart around the neighborhood ba... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1656583092 | 1656614407 | t3_vo4oej | t5_2to41 | 13,496 | blameitonmyouth: TIFU by accidentally dropping a pregnancy test on my boyfriend
My boyfriend and I have been together almost a year. I have been on the pill the whole time, and it’s the only contraceptive we use.
We are both very clear on the fact we don’t want more kids. I’m in my 30’s and he’s in his early 40’s. We... | 14 | 964 | |
1656583908 | 1656589150 | t3_vo4wc8 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally turning into a MainCharacter when crossing the road.
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JoshyTheLlamazing: I'm determined to learn as much British slang as possible.
Prat is a new one..mind you I just began yesterday.
Apendica: You’ll find a picture of me next to it in the dictionary  and my girlfriend (F20) moved out of our parent’s homes about 8 months ago, and have been living in a small 1 bedroom apartment together. I have generally taken care of the cleani... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1656594478 | 1656595947 | t3_vo7zgu | t5_2to41 | 44 | loverlose: TIFU by getting very drunk in front of my coworkers
To be fair, this happened yesterday. We had a work party (quite a serious one, with a professional DJ and cocktails), and the cocktails were a bit stronger than I anticipated. So, about halfway through the evening, there I was, hugging the toilet.
So two o... | 4 | 11 | |
1656597221 | 1656621008 | t3_vo8ydu | t5_2to41 | 2 | DerpyRose1: TIFU by taking full spectrum CBD
Okay so backstory: I have been struggling with my mental health for the last 6 months or so because I walked out of my old job and quit taking my anxiety meds. Fast forward to 4 weeks ago: I had some trouble finding full spectrum cbd at the dispensaries in town because every... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1656598173 | 1656598914 | t3_vo9bci | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by screaming "GAY" in a religion class
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InstallWizard: Ha GAY
Uberpastamancer: Thanks, señor Chang
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1656601805 | 1656619142 | t3_voaoev | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being British and thinking New Jersey is a borough of New York
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tommydaq: Lol! Was just reading your r/askanamerican thread. Good luck to you! NYC on $75k is going to be rough. Do you already have a job there? If not, consider another city.
PlasticPudding4368: The job is in NYC as a paramedi... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1656600178 | 1656614079 | t3_voa1zx | t5_2to41 | 37 | Spearogriffin: TIFU by not getting a hair cut
So this started about 3hrs ago and is healing.
So this morning around 4a.m. I was doing my job, and shuttling fare to the airport, when I had a small pain on the shaft of my penis, just below the head, on the bottom side. I tried to adjust as these things happen but to n... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1656601803 | 1656618130 | t3_voaodv | t5_2to41 | 45 | T0asterFork: TIFU by accidentally giving my cat a superhero cape
Obligatory this didn't happen today. I had 2 cats, a mother and her son from a litter she had a few years before this. For some reason I never understood, both liked to lick any kind of plastic bag they could find. One day, I get home from grocery shoppin... | 5 | 9 | |
1656602576 | 1656690077 | t3_voaz9l | t5_2to41 | 359 | BellaGeisha334: TIFU by accidentally giving some guy the wrong answers on an exam.
So it was about 5 minutes until the exam started and I suddenly remembered a question that the teacher had comfirmed was going to show up. So instead of pulling my textbook out to read on it, I figured I'd just research it...cause it was... | 8 | 44.875 | |
1656603924 | 1656655735 | t3_vobhxk | t5_2to41 | 5,124 | [deleted]: TIFU by spending $80 on a cam site
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Veloreyn: To be fair, $80 isn't a bad price for this kind of learning experience. Some people don't get there after dropping hundreds or even thousands of dollars. Don't beat yourself up too much.
ninernetneepneep: The recent doll guy comes to mind, lol.
And... ... | 11 | 465.818182 | |
1656604187 | 1656605433 | t3_voblot | t5_2to41 | 19 | Fair-Highlight-4001: TIFU by falling for a scam and depositing a fraud check
I’m a broke college freshman, first of all. I got an email in my uni’s mail about a job opportunity for a personal assistant job- i’ve always wanted something like that, a virtual assistant deal because i’m rather organized and i’d love to be ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1656604360 | 1656642394 | t3_vobo0t | t5_2to41 | 6 | RMghost0: TIFU by not checking for toilet paper before shitting
Hey, so today I went to a big store that I often go to, now i'm not someone who shits on places that are not my home, but today I really had to go,there was pretty much no one in the store aside from some workers
The bathroom was at the other side of the ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1656606245 | 1656614114 | t3_vocf77 | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally scheduling two dates at the same time.
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Shmeein: All I am hearing is a wasted 3some opportunity. You had nothing to lose at that point! lol!
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Sorry for your loss though...nobody likes a sexless afternoon.
RandoCalrissian11: Well, it’s an ad sooo….
Shmeein: an ad??... | 4 | 9 | |
1656608893 | 1656623479 | t3_vodfug | t5_2to41 | 163 | ButtPledge: TIFU by unintentionally telling a cleaner she was going to die
Our office enjoys a good immature joke, but I didn't expect it to go this far.
A co-worker with a great sense of humor tested positive at home and called to say he was coming to pick up his stuff from his desk, and that he'd mask up etc. Quickl... | 4 | 40.75 | |
1656609587 | 1656613484 | t3_vodoyo | t5_2to41 | 16 | thatvirgobitchh: TIFU by doing shrooms on a work night
My boyfriend and I spontaneously decided to take shrooms on a Wednesday night (yesterday) at 8:00pm. I honestly don’t even know what got into me because I don’t even like drinking on a work night and I’m a stickler for my bedtime lol. But here we are, mistakes were... | 4 | 4 | |
1656603195 | 1656653975 | t3_vob7pm | t5_2to41 | 563 | Mindconditioner: TIFU by not checking my boss’s birthday gift
A few years ago when I got my first job in this country, I was new to America and did not know much of its pop culture. My boss was a friendly guy and we were a small office. He invited me along with my coworkers to his birthday party at his home during my f... | 5 | 112.6 | |
1656618242 | 1656619105 | t3_voh1j1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU getting a girls number while shopping.
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RandoCalrissian11: Based on your story, she dodged a bullet.
drrobotnik321: Thanks bub
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1656619908 | 1656716727 | t3_vohofl | t5_2to41 | 278 | antiboysuper: TIFU by leaving cash in my bathroom
I have a part time job as a bartender so I often have cash which I usually leave on my bathroom counter. I do this in hopes I won't spend it faster. I also don't share my bathroom with anyone so I'm never worried about it. For a long time i would keep it semi hidden in ... | 6 | 46.333333 | |
1656624791 | 1656626998 | t3_vojioe | t5_2to41 | 31 | Few_Television8130: TIFU going to a dubstep concert thinking it was trance, and taking to many edibles
# TIFU going to a dubstep concert thinking it was trance, and taking to many edibles
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This all started a month ago when i wanted to do something nice for my GF. She loves trance and has gotten me into over the ... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1656625990 | 1656627945 | t3_vojz2z | t5_2to41 | 3 | My-cat-made-me-do-it: TIFU By telling my father I didn’t want him here
So, this all started with my having a cold.
He told me to take a Covid test, I was in the process of taking one and he kept talking to me and telling me what to do, when i had the directions right in front of me. I was trying to be calm, but it pro... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1656626327 | 1656744808 | t3_vok3n7 | t5_2to41 | 40,599 | lexi0917: TIfU by accidentally tumble drying my cat.
TIFU by accidentally tumble drying my cat.
So I'll start by saying that I have an awesome pair of noise cancelling headphones that I wear when doing chores around the house and they work well...like really well.
I'm jamming out unloading the dishwasher and remembe... | 19 | 2,136.789474 | |
1656627258 | 1656632157 | t3_vokgtd | t5_2to41 | 17 | FrostyLace11: TIFU by talking to the girl I’m really interested in
So, I was talking to the girl I’m kinda dating, kinda not about 2-3 hours ago on Facetime. Everything was going well at first when we started talking about her bedroom toys. First she showed me a 7 inch dildo which she said she really enjoyed, then aft... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1656627609 | 1656652113 | t3_voklhe | t5_2to41 | 11 | footinmouth01: TIFU by telling my boss that I find the work boring.
Throwaway because I'm an idiot and because my main account has too much juice. Also, TIFU happened a few days ago but we'll pretend it was today.
I haven't been doing well at work and I've been struggling to meet the targets. There's a lot of reasons ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1656632268 | 1656681693 | t3_vom9y0 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by not doing a cheer stunt right even if it’s my first stunt?
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BeneficialName9863: Cheerleading is one if the most demanding sports, I box and played American football but when we did a training swap for a week, all of us struggled, the cheerleaders made fun of us for how much less painful our ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1656633852 | 1656886298 | t3_vomt2c | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU by going out with the CEO's daughter
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Thatagataa: Hey my man, this might be a wild take but I think its very important to check it out. There is this thing, literal translation from german would be 'pathologic intoxication'. Either when you drink for a long time or when sth happens to your brai... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1656642399 | 1656644159 | t3_vopmsw | t5_2to41 | 262 | Similar_Perception_5: TIFU by wearing a halter dress that ties in the back
I recently bought a cute halter dress that is a nice shade of pink that complements my skin tone. So I wear this dress to a seafood restaurant where I decide that I'm going to go ham on the Pinot Grigio and thoroughly enjoy my food. Once the che... | 5 | 52.4 | |
1656643120 | 1656644313 | t3_vopvgc | t5_2to41 | 15 | antonwiener: TIFU By masterbaiting in the dark
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Abreadslice: I fucking gagged at this and im gonna start checking from now on
antonwiener: Yeah apparently ants really like 🥜
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1656647544 | 1656669454 | t3_vorab4 | t5_2to41 | 207 | MrLuigiMario: TIFU: my elderly mother found a video of my masterbating
This DID happen today.
25 years ago I found my first video porn. I was about 15 and it was a totally different world then than today. We'd swap VHS tapes of porn and jack off when our parents were asleep.
With my teenage wisdom I thought videoing... | 5 | 41.4 | |
1656650937 | 1656669511 | t3_vosbad | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU By having sex with a girl
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NaditzuKokoro: Sounds like some red flags to me. Doesn't want to be with you but also doesn't want you to be with anyone else.
Avionax: Thing is i don't want the other girl, i want her.
ColdcashNZ: I think u missed the part about the red flags.
But heah make pain you... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1656652945 | 1656695675 | t3_vosw2f | t5_2to41 | 221 | PhillyxWeb: TIFU By getting yelled at by a bike thief, while I was lifeguarding.
I am a young lifeguard (15m), and I lifeguard at a outdoor pool. I usually bike down to work since its a 2 mile ride. I don't have a bike lock for my bike, people are usually kind in my town, but we do get a jerk or two. I haven't had a... | 11 | 20.090909 | |
1656660927 | 1656663396 | t3_vov1us | t5_2to41 | 4 | buniax: TIFU by getting back into gaming
I just got back into gaming after taking a break from gaming due to other things snd just didn’t feel like gaming at all up until 2 weeks ago I got bored and decided to turn on my ps5 and load up some Star Wars battlefront 2 at first it was hard but as i eased back into I think ... | 4 | 1 | |
1656662308 | 1656663240 | t3_vovdtq | t5_2to41 | 5 | gaouba: TIFU by being curious about a stupid meme (was kinda funny tho)
Warning: the following content can be not suitable for everyone (like me). That's why I put it NSFW.
It first happened two days ago when I was browsing my reddit feed before going to bed. I do that regularly as I wanna see funny memes and see what... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1656663126 | 1656665343 | t3_vovl9i | t5_2to41 | 12 | throw_a_way0009: TIFU by smoking weed
So I'm in a FWB type situation, we haven't really discussed the boundaries yet which makes me a bit on edge, as I don't know what level intimacy is allowed and I'm quite new to this. Anyway I went over to this guy's place yesterday, basically on fuck date, nothing more nothing less... | 3 | 4 | |
1656663747 | 1656682590 | t3_vovqrh | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by potentially ruining my Professors Research
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Mrhat070: He must have back up/extra samples or something.
>I am working with samples that took years to obtain from a very specific, hard to access location,
If this is the case he wouldnt have put an undergrad on the job. If he doesnt have g... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1656664754 | 1656666248 | t3_vovzfj | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying accounts online
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Setzael: Wow. So you got into something clearly against the TOS and you're claiming Riot is the one with the fatal flaw?
rekzy-: i fucked up with selling, but i am not the only one who sells accounts. i just said that they should not have this system where someone get... | 4 | 1 | |
1656666235 | 1656667632 | t3_vowcfs | t5_2to41 | 59 | Dangermouse1011: TIFU by ignoring pain in my balls for an entire day and losing one.
This happened about 20 years ago while I was at college. I woke in the morning as usual, but had a dull ache in my right testicle. I figured it was nothing and went began my day. The pain grew as the day went on but I continued to igno... | 5 | 11.8 | |
1656677070 | 1656742737 | t3_voz7rt | t5_2to41 | 9,399 | NotYourTypicalMoth: TIFU by falling asleep when my crush was coming over
Last night, I was going to have a girl over. We’re both in college though, and she lives with her strict parents, and had to sneak out late. So when she finally leaves and is on her way, what do I do? I fall asleep. And yeah, I can use the long we... | 20 | 469.95 | |
1656677617 | 1657104320 | t3_voze00 | t5_2to41 | 5,239 | Unusual_Current_9225: TIFU by making my best friend lose all of his money
I 20F have had a friend 20M for the past 5 years now, we always share everything from advice to finances we dated for almost a year but broke up a few months ago and stayed friends. We are both South African he went to study in Western Cape and h... | 10 | 523.9 | |
1656677561 | 1656678555 | t3_vozddp | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by assuming my car's ac did not work
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bowlofjello: 2 years and you never brought it up to someone or tried to get it fixed?????
Familiar_Cry172: I have severe social anxiety and talking to strangers IRL freaks me out, plus I didn't want to feel like a burden to get it fixed since my family does... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1656679006 | 1656685693 | t3_vozu9q | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally doing heroin
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PizzaSandwich2020: Here's some advice.
Grow the fuck up.
GoldAnteater1868: Although I wouldn’t take drugs from strangers etc, at that age I was experimenting with drug use (as many others were), just to see what things are like. I don’t think shaming the OP is goin... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1656682559 | 1656683299 | t3_vp10xb | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: Tifu by fingering my girlfriends ass *GROSS*
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Heyallo: So you fisted her ass and weren't prepared for the cascade of poop that was gonna come from her poop shoot?
Hilarious!
zGTA: Yes because this isn't our first time 🤦🏻♂️
Heyallo: I mean, you say anal, so one assumes you mean with your egg roll... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1656683286 | 1656688543 | t3_vp19rk | t5_2to41 | 1,150 | [deleted]: TIFU Tipping 150% to an UberEats Delivery Driver
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ToweringIsle13: Yeah, money that gets passed around between real people is never wasted. You shouldn't think of it as such.
There are plenty of ways to throw money at rich people and big corporations which *is* wasted.
VaultDweller77: Well maybe ... | 7 | 164.285714 | |
1656683802 | 1656708130 | t3_vp1g8x | t5_2to41 | 26 | iimGemini: TIFU by throwing my 14 year old cousin into a wall.
Me, M 19 yo, Now I know I’n automatically the bad guy, but hear me out. We are on vacation with the whole extended family. In the house there is a movie room with about 20 seats total. All of the younger kids (my age and lower) were all playing games in the... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1656683989 | 1656778431 | t3_vp1iii | t5_2to41 | 1,916 | Antifa_Smackdown: TIFU by taking my brother grocery shopping with a blank check
He works at a restaurant and has been eating their food for ten years now. It has made him a bit - his words - chunky. He's trying to lose weight, has lots of college debt, still depressed about our parents dying early, so I thought I'd hel... | 15 | 127.733333 | |
1656687469 | 1656688779 | t3_vp2t5v | t5_2to41 | 27 | Wanted_Killer_Beast: TIFU for making a program that solves my math problems
As a young person who hates math bc teacher gives no fucks about teaching my class how to do this new mathematical thing (he just slapped a Whole Quarter of Module without "teaching" us how to use this equation)
So as a kid with a bit of progr... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1656688306 | 1656694051 | t3_vp356b | t5_2to41 | 1 | wannabeawelder: TIFU by accidentally causing thounds in damages
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TommyMilkshake: Yeah that really happened
wannabeawelder: Proof
slarti54: What, the word?
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1656690677 | 1656695037 | t3_vp4129 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying the word 'motherf...r' in front of my mother.
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mtsmylie: Your mother was ... feeding you lunch?
Im_Not_A_Human_4: Yes, and I put in the brackets too the reason (I had to submit that teachers assignment in literally 2 hours which he assigned 1 hr before)..
And I was starving!
mtsmylie... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1656691453 | 1656799703 | t3_vp4brq | t5_2to41 | 219 | PhillyxWeb: TIFU By getting yelled at by a bike thief while I was lifeguarding, UPDATE
Make sure to read the first part of this story, you won’t understand most of this if you don’t.
So today I had to go back to the pool and get my bike from the pool house. I walked 2 miles to get there and waited til my coworkers sho... | 9 | 24.333333 | |
1656691102 | 1656713168 | t3_vp46p2 | t5_2to41 | 53 | kylelyk: TIFU by tipping my delivery driver 1,600% on my pizza order.
This actually happened about four years ago and I've been putting off writing this. I saw a similarly titled post and figured now was the time.
Wife and I had some friends coming over and we ordered some pizza which arrived before our friends sho... | 4 | 13.25 |
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