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1656691961 | 1656693488 | t3_vp4iuu | t5_2to41 | 17 | SquishyRavioli: TIFU by getting gas
Obligatory this happened a week ago and I’m also on mobile.
So last week I really needed gas. I haven’t been driving by myself for very long so I haven’t had to get gas by myself. My fiancé wanted me to do it alone to prove to myself I can.
So I go to get it. There’s a huge car b... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1656690226 | 1656701024 | t3_vp3v15 | t5_2to41 | 74 | waterbottleidiot: TIFU by accidentally poisoning my boyfriend
So this did actually happen today but I was waiting until things settled to post. Also throwaway account and mobile. Now onto what matters.
I’ve been cleaning the top floor of my house that hasn’t been cleaned in a decade. I’m moving up there and so I’ve b... | 5 | 14.8 | |
1656692928 | 1656705331 | t3_vp4vs1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | iRAfflicted: TIFU by realizing
I had been engaged for about a year or so. We had one argument where I called her a liar.
The conversation was meant to be harmless, but it ended damming the relationship. What we had was good and wholesome.
I have bipolar disorder. This particular day was when it flared. It doesn’t... | 7 | 1 | |
1656693405 | 1656721229 | t3_vp529t | t5_2to41 | 2 | KatieM26: TIFU by breaking a promise i made with my gf
My (15f) gf and I (17m) both have busy work schedules. My gf works M-Th from 6-5 and i work on a farm so just about everyday for a few hours.
Since we both are busy during the week with work, we don't hangout much during the week days. So i promised my gf we co... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1656696168 | 1656697083 | t3_vp6236 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Jane-Sayes: Tifu by getting so many tattoos I nearly died, AND yelled at a man to get out of the mens room.
Pre plague I went to Europe every year in the fall to collect tattoos; I live in California. In 2019 I had saved up the most I ever had and took off an entire month for these travels. I had booked 8 tattoo sessio... | 5 | 4 | |
1656696156 | 1656873549 | t3_vp61xx | t5_2to41 | 57 | MyGenderIsPocketLint: TIFU by making a Reddit account with my Apple ID
So yesterday I was drawing and made fanart for one of my favorite YouTube channels,Emkay, and knew that if I posted it on Reddit the narrators might see it. I didn’t have a Reddit account though so I downloaded the app and since I’m lazy I just pres... | 8 | 7.125 | |
1656697160 | 1656772557 | t3_vp6f8k | t5_2to41 | 1,844 | LightningMetabolism: TIFU by introducing myself as a registered sex offender at my anime club's first meeting
This happened several months ago.
Right so I \[23M\] should start this post by saying that I'm not a troll. The story may seem unbelievable but I have crippling autism that makes me think in ways that would sh... | 8 | 230.5 | |
1656697553 | 1656719598 | t3_vp6kei | t5_2to41 | 82 | pervbadboy: TIFU by talking to random girls online
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Taku_Kori17: Sounds like you need some counseling my dude.
thatsoundthough: And/or a girlfriend.
Slamcockington: Can you imagine the type of behavior this would bring?
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1656699105 | 1656708773 | t3_vp75s7 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU: The love of my life broke up with me via text because my anorexia made me ghost her
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Noclue42AW: Be honest.
01i001oolight: but how? i’m terrified of hurting her again so i don’t know how to reach her. letter? in person?
iamandyf96: I doubt you'd hurt her by telling her the truth.
Right now sh... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1656702100 | 1656721847 | t3_vp8add | t5_2to41 | 338 | Tricky_Theory8080: TIFU by falling in love with our 3rd
I was basically a very clueless vanilla dude when I got married. My wife was Bisexual I did not have a problem with that. I knew her past before we got serious. Any way over the years she has introduced me to several of her female friends some of them shared her “... | 7 | 48.285714 | |
1656705984 | 1656707083 | t3_vp9pwx | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu by asking my boss for hush money.
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Scarboroughwarning: Delete it.... The message, not the post
vandammer1: I did, but because I’m scared off over sharing. But why do you think I should have? I thought it was deleted already because it did not fit all the rules. Probably because there is no outc... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1656710516 | 1656874192 | t3_vpbd8v | t5_2to41 | 146 | ramjamjimmyjam: TIFU while trying to shave my legs in a very small shower
Obligatory this wasn’t today, it was a few days ago but I haven’t been allowed on screens.
My tiny studio apartment has an even tinier standing shower, for months I have been shaving my legs by turning the shower head to face the wall and stand... | 6 | 24.333333 | |
1656712501 | 1656731220 | t3_vpc393 | t5_2to41 | 470 | gomtsbe: TIFU by refusing to go to physical therapy for years
So, this is a bit of a long story and a longer fuck up rather than just today, but I’m gonna try and keep it short. Also sorry for formatting I’m on my phone.
I’ll start this off by explaining I’m a 22F, who has been struggling with back pain for around 5-... | 8 | 58.75 | |
1656715007 | 1656813146 | t3_vpd031 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU when I asked my boyfriends band mate’s girlfriend to make out with me.
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KittikatB: How do you date someone for two months before they ask you out? That makes no sense.
SCRDSmoneIKWillCThis: What doesn’t make sense?
We met in November & he asked me out at the end of January.
KittikatB: >... | 9 | 1.777778 | |
1656718707 | 1656808831 | t3_vpe902 | t5_2to41 | 91 | asura1958: TIFU by booking a tattoo appointment after getting my first tattoo
I just got my first tattoo and I’m loving it. I loved the experience of the needle penetrating your skin (barely hurt), I loved the satisfaction of getting a cool design permanently inked on your skin so I immediately wanted a new one right a... | 7 | 13 | |
1656720665 | 1656724013 | t3_vpeve8 | t5_2to41 | 42 | Crown-of-Roses: TIFU by giving my puppy a marrow bone
I have a 9 month old puppy named Belle. I usually leave a bone or a cow hoof behind in her kennel, so she’ll have something to do.
I get home from work to let her out and noticed she had a marrow bone in her mouth. At first, I thought it was cute because she was o... | 7 | 6 | |
1656718873 | 1656760008 | t3_vpeaxm | t5_2to41 | 10 | Damaged_lemons: TIFU by clogging the only toilet at work and not saying anything about it
I’m a shy pooper, and I always have been. Shitting in public places is something I avoid at all costs.
I have issues with staying regular because of a medication I’m on (it’s an opioid that helped me get clean 12 years ago), and ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1656721713 | 1656722105 | t3_vpf6vt | t5_2to41 | -42 | iyedh2m2: TIFU by jumping from a car
Disclaimer:AN OLD FUCKUP
I (19M) was 15 when i went to a family wedding in a
countryside area I'm one of the people who hate
noisy and loud places. i was hanging around the area
with my cousin(14M back then) when we decided we
just want to leave to his family's house (about 2kms
aw... | 7 | -6 | |
1656722285 | 1656773695 | t3_vpfd8n | t5_2to41 | 70,612 | crimapple23: TIFU by asking my boyfriend if "doing the deed" was all he thought it would be.
First off, I don't know if this should be tagged NSFW, but just in case.
I've (18f) been dating my boyfriend (18m) for two months now, but we've know eachother many years. Now, I've never had a boyfriend and it was a huge ste... | 15 | 4,707.466667 | |
1656723421 | 1656737995 | t3_vpfpox | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a shower
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RudeSprinkles1240: You were going to be fresh 13 hours after you showered?
AcrobaticSource3: OP’s showers are 12 hour, 50 minutes long
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1656725462 | 1656731200 | t3_vpgcq1 | t5_2to41 | 120 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #22! Come share your stories and hang out - Happy July!! :)
elrangarino: Wolfensteins accent though ooft
W0lfenstein1: You don't like it?
elrangarino: Nah it’s gorgeous
W0lfenstein1: Haha really?
elrangarino: Very melodic!
W0lfenstein1: Hahah thanks. I'm Irish if you were wondering where I'm... | 9 | 13.333333 | |
1656729952 | 1656735405 | t3_vphpoq | t5_2to41 | 33 | saguirr97: TIFU by trying to outsmart a scammer and they end up sharing my nudes
So this happened a few hours ago and a bit right now so here it goes. I got a message on Instagram from some one pretending to be from Mexico living in the US. I knew it was a scam right of the bat but wanted to play around with them. I wa... | 7 | 4.714286 | |
1656736254 | 1656739540 | t3_vpjigb | t5_2to41 | 27 | topothebellcurve: TIFU by singing the hair from my buddy's daughter.
This happened a month ago.
I was tent camping with that family and some friends. It was an adventure because there was an infant, a one year old and two tween boys along with the four adults.
Another couple and their one year old daughter came for... | 3 | 9 | |
1656735856 | 1656748557 | t3_vpjeop | t5_2to41 | 9 | confidentcow123: TIFU by realizing I left someone great for someone I don’t even like
So this didn't happen today, but I'm just realizing this today. To preface, Person A and I started dating in November 2020. Everything was so great and I really liked him, until the middle of our relationship, where he was texting oth... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1656741988 | 1656771082 | t3_vpl1fl | t5_2to41 | 197 | neekoneekoniiiiiii: TIFU by learning about tonsillolith
I have a sore throat for few days now and i decided to look at it with my phone’s flashlight and saw some white spots on it, i googled it and i saw they are called tonsillolith or tonsil stones and removing them might help the sore.
I got some cotton swabs and s... | 5 | 39.4 | |
1656749273 | 1656773993 | t3_vpmswf | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU again by troubling him even tho I don't want to
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Accomplished-Yak8584: Girl. U need help.
Hudson_the_meme: Agreed
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1656752488 | 1656752925 | t3_vpnkar | t5_2to41 | 8 | xXwhatamidoingXx: TIFU by drinking alcohol at school.
Okay so, I did a stupid fucking thing. I was performing with my band for Battle Of The Bands at our school, and two of my best friends wanted to come and watch except the tickets were sold out. So they were going to sneak in, and I helped them get in without paying... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1656690777 | 1656844354 | t3_vp42df | t5_2to41 | 14 | Galaxytragedy: TIFU by accidentally fracturing an acquaintances shoulder
This happened about 7 years ago but I thought i'd share.
So it's freshman year of highschool and I thought it'd be fun to try out wrestling. The time comes for the season to start, and I learned that a band kid from middleschool that I talked to ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1656754918 | 1656757137 | t3_vpo4zl | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by venting about my mom
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jesusthroughmary: Why tf should you have to stop hanging out with your cousin? What's your mom going to do about it, kick you out?
Throwaway-1353: That’s a good joke- a great joke even, but it more of a violation of trust thing.
jesusthroughmary: What trust was violated... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1656756929 | 1656762592 | t3_vpomv9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by watching tik tok and my gf is now getting an abortion
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McGeeze: I was on your side until the "should I be denied a child part."
Resident_Arachnid_13: I feel you. I’m assuming she’s doing it to punish me. If so, do my actions warrant that punishment
[deleted]: You don’t get a say until (if) s... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1656758516 | 1656776258 | t3_vpp0yj | t5_2to41 | 308 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my underwear at an amusement park
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DacheinAus: It’s underwear. You’ll be ok. The number of people who walk around without underwear - on purpose - is much higher than you would imagine.
dasgoose245: Started going commando a few
Years ago and will never go back. Just gotta remember th... | 8 | 38.5 | |
1656759211 | 1656767484 | t3_vpp6ye | t5_2to41 | 11 | Gjerdalen: TIFU by having allergies
This has happend over at least some months..
Background, I have allergies to grass and birch, hence I have allergy medicine in the house.
I take theese every morning between march and august..
The previous weekend we took care of a friends dog, and as it turns out our son is alle... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1656761561 | 1656877715 | t3_vppt6h | t5_2to41 | 17,538 | drjankowska: tifu by not knowing satanists don't actually believe in satan
Last night, got home drunk, decided to get argumentive on Reddit, as you do. I've been an Atheist for a long time (since I was about 10, I'm now 50). Someone told me that the temple of Satan does not actually believe in Satan, but is a secular o... | 22 | 797.181818 | |
1656765612 | 1656918342 | t3_vpqy1f | t5_2to41 | 10,867 | [deleted]: TIFU by answering my boyfriend’s facetime
Me (19F) and my boyfriend (19M) starting dating 2 months ago. We haven’t got round to meeting each other families yet since we’ve both been busy.
So today my boyfriend told me he had to go drop off some things to his parents and asked me if I wanted to come. I told ... | 19 | 571.947368 | |
1656768367 | 1656869359 | t3_vprrvh | t5_2to41 | 4,281 | sugarxxfree: TIFU by video chatting my therapist next to my girlfriend while she sleeps.
So this happened yesterday, but it's still fresh on my mind.
Yesterday I had a telehealth appointment with my therapist. My girlfriend fell asleep next to me, and I don't really have any other privacy options since we live with he... | 11 | 389.181818 | |
1656770915 | 1656772161 | t3_vpslb1 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Sudden-Quarter6592: TIFU by getting pregnant on purpose again
I am 28F pregnant with my 6th baby and today I feel like I fucked up.
18 months ago I started IVF when my youngest was just over 2 years old.
I had my tubes removed after they were born when I was 24, the doctors were happy to do so because I had five kids ... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1656772321 | 1656774152 | t3_vpt1z6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | tapao0702: TIFU by refusing to eat and exercise when I was younger and now I’m too short.
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baaaaddds: It’s your height. You can’t change that anymore. Get jacked instead
wrcker: Which serves to make you look even shorter
baaaaddds: Still jacked tho
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1656772308 | 1656874004 | t3_vpt1su | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by scaring a border patrol agent and making her run after me
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ObligationPlastic589: Have you done the Cambridge aspergers test?
rly_fkn_done: Asperger's is no longer recognized by the DSM. It doesn't exist. It's just part of the spectrum of autism. It was also made up by a eugenicist Nazi. **t... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1656772136 | 1656814049 | t3_vpszoq | t5_2to41 | 621 | Jcpants: TIFU by thinking nobody was home
Soo I live with a few roommates but I’m the only one who has Saturday off from work. I came downstairs to pee but I had my headphones on so if anyone can come home I didn’t hear them. But I went to the bathroom and let the door open thinking no one was home. I was scrolling on ... | 10 | 62.1 | |
1656772930 | 1656796844 | t3_vpt9hz | t5_2to41 | 117 | Throwaway-12868665: TIFU by not inviting my insecure girlfriend to a party I was attending
The party was yesterday, but I just woke up today and am facing my consequences.
So my girlfriend has recently been going through a bit of a mental rut recently (she suddenly got this feeling that she isn't worth my time, and th... | 9 | 13 | |
1656776152 | 1656776557 | t3_vpucy5 | t5_2to41 | 123 | Silver2324: TIFU by having company before I was ready for it
So, I'm having a get together today and have been tidying the house here and there all week, taking mental notes of things that need doing along the way. It's been busy between work, assignments, social events, and quality time with my partner but the place i... | 3 | 41 | |
1656777813 | 1656778131 | t3_vpuy2u | t5_2to41 | 44 | AnnoymousFapstronaut: TIFU by fucking infront of my whole family
Done this on a throwaway because my family knows my main, but I guess they already this :>
Me (32) and My Wife (31) have a Facebook portal in our living room. If you don't know what a facebook portal is, search it up, it's technically a device for vid... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1656778186 | 1656860359 | t3_vpv2v4 | t5_2to41 | 292 | Sammy13361: TIFU by wearing transition lenses in Mao Zedongs tomb
Obligatory this did not happen today, but in 2018 during a family trip to Beijing.
Me and my family had been in Beijing for a couple of days when my mom suggested visiting the tomb of Mao Zedong, which includes his body on display in a hermetically seal... | 7 | 41.714286 | |
1656780362 | 1656858141 | t3_vpvuu4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Discord_LxiBot: TIFU I got my step-dad fired
I got my step-dad fired. It was an accident, but still. I was in high school at the time and my mom had recently remarried. My step-dad was a nice guy, but he was always kind of strict with me. I guess he was just trying to be a good father, but I was a rebellious teena... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1656781242 | 1656854159 | t3_vpw5uq | t5_2to41 | 28 | Top_Worldliness5022: TIFU by going to see the Minions Movie
AITA for going to see the Minions Movie with my friends
So I went to see the Minions Movie yesterday, but it ended up costing me my relationship...
So yesterday I was gaming with one of my friends (I'll call him Bob). Bob out of nowhere just says "hey OP, I ... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1656785151 | 1656787976 | t3_vpxiil | t5_2to41 | 16 | Ok-Cheesecake2827: TIFU by giving myself a raging UTI
obligatory this happened over the course of the last week or so , but the consequences were felt today.
about a week and a half ago, i started feeling some pain when i would use the bathroom . it was a feeling like a less severe “ring of fire” . i was no stranger ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1656786583 | 1656787478 | t3_vpy032 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking in on my parents hosting an orgy
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lvl_c_mech: I’ve definitely already read this story somewhere else?
Eldhannas: Yeah, https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/up8xyq/tifu_by_walking_in_on_my_parents_hosting_a/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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1656794159 | 1656796544 | t3_vq0laz | t5_2to41 | 50 | bank-tifuthrowaway: TIFU by depositing my employees' checks in my bank account
Hi all. Obligatory not today, but I'm getting hit with the fallout today. Throwaway to protect identities.
I'm the manager of a small restaurant. One of my kitchen guys was having an issue where he didn't have time to cash in his check fro... | 6 | 8.333333 | |
1656795495 | 1657092053 | t3_vq124d | t5_2to41 | 35,961 | RandomGurl269: TIFU by forgetting the word master during sex
So as I'm fluent in 3 languages, I sometimes get my vocabulary mixed up between all languages and no word comes up.
As I was riding him, my boyfriend asked me something close to "You're a good little slut, aren't you?" and I wanted to reply "Yes master" but ... | 18 | 1,997.833333 | |
1656795069 | 1656805462 | t3_vq0wxh | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: Tifu, by touching my friends used tissue.
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webdesignersans: I would have laughed too, but I would have washed my hands after.
But I never use tissue, it's weird that some do.
fatalrta: So what do you use?
webdesignersans: I don't use anything I do it in the shower.
Or I eat it.
fatalrta: Ahh so yo... | 6 | 7.833333 | |
1656793970 | 1656826525 | t3_vq0itk | t5_2to41 | 70 | anddpeggy: tifu by leaving melted starbursts on my dollar bills
I was going through my old backpack that I was planning on throwing out and seeing if I could find any items worth saving. In the bottom pocket I found a plastic ziplock bag full of dollar bills and coins. (USA bills, mind you. So very paper-like and prone... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1656798687 | 1656848439 | t3_vq24rn | t5_2to41 | 203 | Yaymeimashi: TIFU By Not Knowing When My Anniversary is…for 10 Years.
So, to begin, my husband and I have been celebrating our anniversary in June 16th, for the last 10 years, approximately. We got married in 2010, so it is pretty easy to count the years, but apparently we didn’t know what day we got married on. The ca... | 6 | 33.833333 | |
1656799584 | 1656825139 | t3_vq2fo6 | t5_2to41 | 22 | mizmnv: TIFU by being horny
So for the past couple of days we hadnt gotten the chance to have sex despite wanting to because of either the kids being away, one of us being too tired, or work getting in the way. It starts getting to me to the point where I cant sleep, so I decide to stay up and wait for my spouse at the... | 9 | 2.444444 | |
1656800869 | 1656802827 | t3_vq2v77 | t5_2to41 | 14 | tifurllybadbrohelp: TIFU by making an incest joke with my BF
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ssmud1: Damn sister, why did you tell brother that?
generic-username0000: Wait till fatheruncle finds out!
Cue_Dubb: Ugh... It's Uncle-Daddy, and I'm Sister-Momma, and your Brother-Son... Anyways do you want a little brother by any chance?
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1656801614 | 1656896804 | t3_vq33ym | t5_2to41 | 2,679 | Dreyst: TIFU by getting a boner when my girlfriend said my first name.
So, context. I went to a small high school where there were several people with the same first name. Thus spawned a tradition of people calling us by our last names.
When I went to undergraduate, my roommate was a friend from high school, who carri... | 6 | 446.5 | |
1656802636 | 1656881482 | t3_vq3fke | t5_2to41 | 27 | hydecide: TIFU Vice President of new job hates me
There's 2 parts to this story for it to make sense. I just started at this new company as of Monday last week and have only interacted with the VP twice and both went terribly. The VP was out sick with COVID and had just returned this Friday before the holiday weeke... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1656803221 | 1656804037 | t3_vq3mmv | t5_2to41 | 56 | thwprnawy: TIFU by showing gf my dick
It was a normal night me and my girlfriend live separately so we facetimed each other and were talking about random stuff when suddenly it went to a bit of sexy time
So me and my girlfriend haven't had sex and she hasn't even seen my dick before this, she shows me her boobs from t... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1656810974 | 1656855081 | t3_vq5z88 | t5_2to41 | 64 | theotherearlene: TIFU by crapping my pants in the grocery store
I have terrible anxiety and it’s tough for me to go the grocery store. I used to be fine with going, but a divorce directly followed by wfh in a new city for a year really amped it up. 99% of my meals have been delivered the past 2 years, and I don’t get m... | 6 | 10.666667 | |
1656812392 | 1656817614 | t3_vq6dtj | t5_2to41 | 68 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #23! Come share your stories and hang out! :)
upthevilla_: How refreshing to hear someone able to take a joke!
I_like_salads: Sounds like u have a really conservative mindset people around you.
upthevilla_: What do you mean? I wasn’t being sarcastic. That ladybug user accepting that, yes, bl... | 6 | 11.333333 | |
1656812589 | 1656818051 | t3_vq6fw2 | t5_2to41 | 866 | WeeklFreed: TIFU by Complimenting a Girl’s Skirt
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PristineHeat9322: Isn't this a repost?
Huumal: Damnnn got caught no handed
PristineHeat9322: Ngl I was just trying to figure out whether it was Deja vu or I was tripping or smth 😅
Huumal: No it’s def a repost from 2Y ago, I just checked
Damnn you have some go... | 7 | 123.714286 | |
1656814030 | 1656816566 | t3_vq6vtz | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting me and my friend sneaking out on my story
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opera678: Why tf do you have your friends mom on snapchat
Such_Wojo: Added her a long time ago cause she sent me a request and I wanted to be nice
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1656809571 | 1656849998 | t3_vq5kf8 | t5_2to41 | 114 | rumble_salt: TIFU by cheating
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booN_ginK: The fact that your ex gf decided to believe your wife over you baffles me I think you dodge a bullet OP
rumble_salt: Good point.
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1656816877 | 1656894101 | t3_vq7pye | t5_2to41 | 31 | MyRogue: TIFU by accidentally walking in on a naked man probably having sex.
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Interesting-Month-56: This is too long.
But you do know there are a lot of men that do this crap on purpose, right?
BrattonCreedThoughts: 3 doors down answered for it, you doofus
Interesting-Month-56: Check timestamps mr friendly A... | 9 | 3.444444 | |
1656817736 | 1656818853 | t3_vq7z2s | t5_2to41 | 24 | TheLordStocc_GG: TIFU by bringing my friend to a party for adults
Obligatory happened like X years ago
I was at this party with a friend. We were like 14 at the time and this was a 18+ party. So we were just sitting there and all of a sudden we hear a bunch of ooohhh-ing coming from the other room.
We go in expecti... | 6 | 4 | |
1656819779 | 1656829329 | t3_vq8k6g | t5_2to41 | 7 | Blue_Bettas: TIFU when I forgot where I set my phone down.
This TIFU happened earlier today. I had just finished shopping, and was loading my groceries into the trunk of the car. I was on the phone with my husband at the time, and struggled to hold the phone between my ear and shoulder, so I put it on speaker ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1656820356 | 1656822103 | t3_vq8q0c | t5_2to41 | 34 | AstonishinglyAverage: TIFU by getting into a hot tub with 2 young boys
I (28M) was hanging out at my apartment complex’s pool area for a couple hours and was mostly sitting on the beach chair or tossing a football in the water with a couple of bros drinking bud lights. I usually get in the hot tub for 10/15 mins before... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1656825491 | 1656858756 | t3_vqa5dv | t5_2to41 | 72 | Amngusballs91: TIFU by no locking my dog cage all the way
So I have a 2 dogs and one of them was kennel trained when we got him. so at bedtime we lock him up. this week I had agreed to help a friends mom to dog sit but it interferes with a trip that was moved to this week do to a semi family emergency. I agreed to st... | 7 | 10.285714 | |
1656824956 | 1657380785 | t3_vqa0ef | t5_2to41 | 131 | cutadudeshair: TIFU by telling my mom she didn't cheat
So me, my brother, sister, mom and dad all went to Chili's for dinner last night because why not. Everything went fine because, well, it's Chili's. We got home after an hour or so and everything went as normal. Me and my sister were helping my mom organize some thi... | 7 | 18.714286 | |
1656829508 | 1656836999 | t3_vqb67k | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining a chance I had with a girl I really liked.
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PoundedWhale: she told you she's gonna get railed by another guy and you still think you had a chance ?
Unit66790: I never said I was smart lol
| 3 | 2 | |
1656831739 | 1656850198 | t3_vqbpws | t5_2to41 | 296 | GroochCheesily: TIFU - Hayfever Enema
Ok, so it was last weekend.
I enjoy an adventurous sex life with my partner and top of tonight's menu was a good rimming for her. Everything was going well, I flipped her over and got her on her knees, arse proudly skyward. I put the stretchy strap that we use (a Theraband, like a... | 4 | 74 | |
1656833664 | 1656834570 | t3_vqc6mp | t5_2to41 | 38 | Fun_Barracuda6705: TIFU By Giving A Hacker My Instagram Info
Today I fucked up. Big time. My Instagram is my favorite app and while it’s not a lot, I have over 2,000 followers, a LOT of important highlights and posts, and many saved posts for my work that would be super useful in the future.
Well. I lost all of that ... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1656835286 | 1656836322 | t3_vqcko7 | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a girl an orgasm.
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vaxchoice: > Why isn’t 911 universal?
112 is universal, even in the USA
Auroraburst: Its 000 in Aus, I wonder if 112 works here?
LeaveNoStonedUnturn: Yes it does. Usually, so does 999 and 911. In most countries they will connect it automatically to which ever n... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1656837655 | 1656951372 | t3_vqd4hk | t5_2to41 | 1,655 | SpacemaniaXu: TIFU by Discovering a Migraine trigger the Hard Way
Obligitory this was not today, but long ago in my past, but still part of my nightmares. NSFW as content includes the act of regurgitation over multiple paragraphs. Do not read if you are eating, you have been warned.
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When I was younger th... | 8 | 206.875 | |
1656842138 | 1656844534 | t3_vqe5rr | t5_2to41 | 17 | ItWasntANightmare: TIFU by switching positions on the bed with my mother.
For context, I live in India, and it's fairly common for us to share our bed with our parents even after reaching adulthood.
So my mother and I were having a fight, I insisted that the air-conditioner was hitting me the most and I had to suffer... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1656847974 | 1656884073 | t3_vqflvr | t5_2to41 | 16,768 | poopybuttholeslol: TIFU By spending my life thinking chocolate should burn
My partner and I were talking about how tastes change over the years. I mentioned that I was never a huge fan of chocolate anyway because I didn't like how it burns.
She just. Looked at me. It took me a while to realise.
*Chocolate isn't meant... | 9 | 1,863.111111 | |
1656851931 | 1656852317 | t3_vqgq29 | t5_2to41 | 333 | [deleted]: TIFU by being responsible for my wife getting sexually assaulted
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ObviousRascal: Not your fault. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a lie honestly, a false claim to try to win you back
Strangley_unstrange: I'm with this redditors, if she claimed rape the police would have done a penetrative residue t... | 3 | 111 | |
1656852569 | 1656857588 | t3_vqgwy1 | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU by paying $60 for a $24 haircut
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siryolk: Your story is very simmilar to [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/gypwzf/tifu_by_paying_70_for_a_29_haircut/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
What a coincidence!
kubcek: I went and got a €25 haircut. €25 afte... | 5 | 12 | |
1656853995 | 1656854454 | t3_vqhcx6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU By smoking weed in the same room as my older brother.
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SidTheGoblinKid: Idk where you are in the world, but in my country, you just admitted online to your mother commiting a felony.
RelaxedSammy: Yeah I did 💀
SidTheGoblinKid: Delet this
| 4 | 2.75 | |
1656854853 | 1656856407 | t3_vqhmf8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by unwittingly eating PB&J while trying weed for the first time
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TheBondsmith69: Peanut butter increases the strength of weed? I've been smoking weed for 16 years and that's the first I've ever heard that.
MuskyLion: I was going to say, it's been a long, long time since I dabbled, but I rec... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1656856366 | 1656893668 | t3_vqi3nh | t5_2to41 | 222 | nickrashell: TIFU by confusing condoms for Magic The Gathering cards.
Not today but a couple nights ago I was driving home and decided to pop in to Walmart for some of those popcorn chicken cup things. To my dismay they didn’t have any. But the little where they normally are is right next to the playing cards. I don’t ... | 5 | 44.4 | |
1656857131 | 1656947162 | t3_vqid9c | t5_2to41 | 22 | mememasterdoe98: TIFU by agreeing to be in two places at once
I work at a department store, and one of the departments asked if I could work on Wednesday, to which I replied “sure.” Another department asked if I could work Wednesday, same hours, and due to me being scared of telling my boss no, I replied “sure.” I don’... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1656853614 | 1656926353 | t3_vqh8sd | t5_2to41 | 128 | 12jonboy12: TIFU By grabbing a random charger on the way out of the house, getting myself stranded.
I don't have a car, I can walk to everything I need but I needed to get across town. I was going to take a bus about 40 minutes and then Uber the remaining 20. the bus is on demand and reserved through my phone.
I not... | 4 | 32 | |
1656847383 | 1656895025 | t3_vqfg95 | t5_2to41 | 50 | aviddrinker: TIFU by helping my partner make dinner
So this happened a few hours ago. My wonderful partner decided he would make dinner tonight, a beautiful pork sausage ragu with fettuccine. It was glorious, subtle and refined.
I wanted to help, I had some leftover bread rolls and I thought that a wonderful addition ... | 7 | 7.142857 | |
1656880673 | 1656949049 | t3_vqj5u7 | t5_2to41 | 715 | snausagesinablanket: >I don't think the profession attracts the most stable people.
I agree but I think its starts out okay and the better money leads to stronger drugs. I did know one who put herself through a decent college for cash though.
She had a weirdo BF into martial arts who would not let her shave her a... | 9 | 79.444444 | |
1656860746 | 1656863968 | t3_vqjldt | t5_2to41 | 28 | OpenScratch5758: TIFU by breaking my golden cool as a cucumber rule..
Posted on here before but recently, I realised that I’m terribly anxious of being labelled as the problem child but I’m also the golden child?? I’m 20 now.
Weird right? On my profile there’s a post about how my parents lied to me about when my fath... | 4 | 7 | |
1656862125 | 1656949033 | t3_vqk2hl | t5_2to41 | 20,635 | No-Tangerine-1844: TIFU by having my pregnant wife catch me ordering takeout food right after I threw away the dinner she made
Listen, I love my wife’s cooking. She’s amazing and heaps better than I will ever be in the kitchen. Her taste in food changed, and she has been eating things she would never eat otherwise, suc... | 21 | 982.619048 | |
1656864622 | 1656880777 | t3_vqkxq6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | terranux951: TIFU by going out to the valcony
Enlish is not my first lenguage so sorry for grammar issues.
So today I (16M) was staying at my aunts house for most of the day, having lunch there. They have a really big house with a nice beautiful balcony with a lot of flowers.
So I was feeling a bit sick from staying ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1656865247 | 1656865951 | t3_vql5j7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU with my family
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cheesysnipsnap: On a plus note though, you can turn your life around from this point and everyone can only think better of you!
We all make poor life choices.
But you can all make better ones in the future.
FRY_BANSHEE_138: Thx for that i really needed it
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1656865969 | 1656882322 | t3_vqleuw | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving the drain latch on my catheter bag open, thus leaking Pee everywhere I went. For an unreasonable long time
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VaultDweller77: It could be worse, I was emptying someone's night bag and because it was almost completely filled up the pressure of the wee made it come out of the toilet and... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1656866601 | 1656887286 | t3_vqlmx9 | t5_2to41 | 81 | Sogaddamndumb: TIFU by calling an escort
The fuck up happened yesterday. Have been browsing AdultSearch for escorts in the Pittsburgh area and finally saw a couple posts that were actually in my price range. I have some problems with ED and wanted to try out some new pills I got without the pressure of going on a date ... | 4 | 20.25 | |
1656867481 | 1656941754 | t3_vqly08 | t5_2to41 | 25,950 | Hefty-Square-5249: TIFU by telling my gf to “push it out” during sex.
I (19 F) and my Girlfriend (19 F) had woken up a few hours prior and had just been lazily lounging around in bed, watching tiktoks. We always kiss in the morning.. which pretty much always ends in something else. We had just finished fucking and I wa... | 14 | 1,853.571429 | |
1656872106 | 1656882756 | t3_vqnjiq | t5_2to41 | 27 | DigitMeCharlie: TIFU by eating Indian food for the first time
So this happened yesterday, not today. I’m also on mobile, for whatever difference that makes.
For my birthday my parents gave me a gift card to Grubhub. I don’t normally use Grubhub since I have a dash pass, but apparently Grubhub has a few different resta... | 8 | 3.375 | |
1656874242 | 1656991647 | t3_vqo9h4 | t5_2to41 | 22 | allokamaye: TIFU by reusing a margarita cup next to my bed
In retrospect, I knew one day this day would come.
Last night i was feeling particularly frustrated. Primarily ‘seggzually’ due to some family temporarily living with me for the past couple weeks and occupying my space. I love them, but things i took for g... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1656873813 | 1656878521 | t3_vqo459 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Feeling-Post9659: TIFU by kissing my friend in a relationship
I (21M) was at a fairly big party the other night. While there, I ran into a friend of mine (20F) who was there with her boyfriend. We have always found each other attractive but have never really done anything. I don't know how long she'd been with her boyf... | 4 | 2 | |
1656877351 | 1656956569 | t3_vqpcqs | t5_2to41 | 1,952 | Radiodaize: TIFU By Asking A Girl At The Gym To Put My Hair In A Ponytail.
TIFU. This happened two days ago and I'm still embarrassed.
I go to a really big gym with lots of treadmills. For the first part of my workout I usually run several miles.
I also have long curly hair. It's very clean and well kept. I know it'... | 17 | 114.823529 | |
1656877410 | 1656879793 | t3_vqpdf9 | t5_2to41 | 25 | arcanerocket438: TIFU by talking to a girl who i didnt know was younger than me
Yesterday i went to an University open day, since im planning to go uni for next year. So here i am sat in a lecture theatre with hundreds of people with their parents, i travelled alone so i had to sit in a corner by myself. Around couple ... | 5 | 5 | |
1656876423 | 1656885110 | t3_vqp18v | t5_2to41 | 9 | Lieutenant__Gorobets: TIFU By sharing a SS of a conversation with my friend to my GF
This just happened very recently and im still in shock and this situation is ongoing. Sorry for any mistakes and if i dont make somethings clear.
This started around a month ago where me and my GF started to argue alot. She would fli... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1656878530 | 1656878962 | t3_vqprjv | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a druck driver a blowjob in his sleeper cab.
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PlsRfNZ: Nah mate, you F'd Up by not moving out.
Get away from that house, get your life back.
Rag33asy777: Yeah, her son is 21, he is a grown ass man who can drink, get drafted for war, and now he can smoke tobacco. If he wants to suck s... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1656876189 | 1656889708 | t3_vqoydy | t5_2to41 | 26 | TAlooksorbrains: TIFU by royally embarrassing myself at my leaving party
TLDR at the bottom, and this did happen today. Written on a phone, with a rough hangover, so forgive formatting and SPAG.
Title pretty much says it all. I’ve had a stupid work crush for many years, perfectly harmless and totally insane. Firstly,... | 8 | 3.25 | |
1656880524 | 1657060862 | t3_vqqg1t | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by planning a trip to The Netherlands.
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fnbannedbymods: Love is a hard mistress, she will lift you up and the higher ones goes, the further the drop.
That said, the Netherlands is lovely and so is the rest of Europe, go have fun!
eliminate-wisconsin: I am largely awkward, so being in a new co... | 6 | 3.166667 |
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