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1657064796 | 1657174992 | t3_vsbsaf | t5_2to41 | 7,790 | Electric_chair337: TIFU by masturbating to the point of hurting myself
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Obligatory this didn’t happen today, but a few years ago. TLDR at the bottom.
So I had sneakily purchased a vibrator/dildo and lived with religious, controlling parents. This is important. Said parents wouldn’t allow me to have door... | 17 | 458.235294 | |
1657065010 | 1657218951 | t3_vsbv0i | t5_2to41 | 10 | Wick0158: TIFU by taking my dog for a walk along the green belt
Today has been a rough day. I started off testing positive for Covid. I was feeling it yesterday but it definitely knocked me off my feet for the day. After being in bed until early evening, I felt I had enough energy to get up, get some fresh air, and ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1657064831 | 1657066655 | t3_vsbsqy | t5_2to41 | 3 | henri124: tifu by stopping talking to my friends off 17yes
See I stopped talking to my friends of 17 yrs known them my whole life but I haven't talked to them in like 3 weeks and I'm just feeling like I've done something wrong on Sunday we where having a chill day when they started targeting me and they do this alo... | 3 | 1 | |
1657069846 | 1657089047 | t3_vsdhod | t5_2to41 | 90 | DragonsAreNifty: TIFU; by accidentally licking human remains.
My roommate is an avid thrifter. At one estate sale she found a very cool partial skeleton replica. She brought the replica home, and this thing looked -very- real. I collect biology specimens and these were either the best replicas in existence, or genuine.... | 5 | 18 | |
1657067233 | 1657079764 | t3_vscm9x | t5_2to41 | 8 | xxxliquid: TIFU by flushing my dentures..
Happened yesterday on the 4th.. backstory..
I (21M) with my girlfriend (23F) and two other friends booked a trip up to Put-in-Bay island on Lake erie for the fourth of july. If anyone knows PIB, its baseically an island for adults to drink and have fun. We got there around no... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1657072797 | 1657074703 | t3_vsegzx | t5_2to41 | 31 | Late_Photograph_3811: TIFU by asking my Mom's fiance a question
So I(18f) messed up by making my mom's fiance feel disrespected. So we will call him "Kyle". Kyle is a man that is in 40s and easily gets offended by the smallest things.
Earlier this week, Kyle woke me up at 7am for me to do my chores earlier then norma... | 6 | 5.166667 | |
1657071356 | 1657100853 | t3_vse01y | t5_2to41 | 10 | WittyConference5512: tifu - our family game - don't be the pig
the family game- don't be the pig
Happened a long time ago....
Growing up in a large family, there was a certain jealousy that would come up when someone finished the last of a treat. The person that finished off whatever it was - cookies, juice, pizzza,... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1657073400 | 1657115127 | t3_vseohz | t5_2to41 | -2 | Ok_Transportation530: TIFU and kissed my friend
So it started with me (28 male)on a phone call talking to friend (30 female). They seemed like they were having a rough day and I was too I work in the sun and it was in the triple digits today. Now for some back story they told me they liked me and I liked them a few wee... | 4 | -0.5 | |
1657074968 | 1657103850 | t3_vsf7of | t5_2to41 | 688 | growingpainzzz: TIFU by doing a little dance while talking to a coworker.
I’m a pretty… joy-forward person. I don’t know if that will make sense to you, but if you know you know. Many find me obnoxious, many enjoy my approach. I keep on doing my thing either way.
I’ve started a new, corporate-adjacent job, and it’s ta... | 6 | 114.666667 | |
1657074407 | 1657078703 | t3_vsf0vi | t5_2to41 | 13 | Donna_Rose8247: TIFU by accidentally turning porn on in front of my parents
The title makes it sounds much more dramatic than it actually was, but I still nearly died of embarrassment until they started laughing because they believed me
My parents recently got a new smart tv. As I don’t watch cable and we already have... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1657074680 | 1657145982 | t3_vsf454 | t5_2to41 | 223 | AmandaMarsh: TIFU by grabbing the cashier's acrylic fingernail at McDonald's
I stopped at McDonald's for an iced coffee this morning. The way our local restaurant is set up is that you order at the drive-thru intercom, pay and collect your receipt at the first window, then pick up your food at the second window.
Some... | 5 | 44.6 | |
1657077582 | 1657079256 | t3_vsg23j | t5_2to41 | 43 | Contntlbreakfst: TIFU by accidentally stealing the neighbor kids’ cat.
We moved across the country into a small apartment complex (~20 apartments) about 3 weeks ago. The weather was in the mid 90s when we moved in and rose to a week long stretch of 99-102. We noticed a tabby cat wandering around our section of the com... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1657066699 | 1657101809 | t3_vscft2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Ozzyvares: TIFU by saying fuck OSHA
I recently landed the opportunity of a lifetime through a friend of Bill’s. It’s work I’ve never done before but I am extremely passionate about it and have always wanted to do something similar. The job requires painstaking, meticulous work. Most of my duties take place in a warehou... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1657080860 | 1657118531 | t3_vsh3at | t5_2to41 | 7,650 | Th3_Wr1t3r: TIFU by letting my sexual frustration get the best of me for a year
Obligatory not today but a year or two ago.
So, as I was a young man (19) just getting into college and having been single for a few years by this point, I dove head first into online dating apps. Had a few successes here and there, never ... | 9 | 850 | |
1657081495 | 1657082126 | t3_vshaaf | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU finally taking a chance and asking someone I like to hang out
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RSwordsman: You tell a good story and that sucks, but there's no FU. You both handled it well.
Soulpatch_6_6: Try telling that to my heart
RSwordsman: I can tell your heart I have one singular experience of not asking out a crush th... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1657081544 | 1657122456 | t3_vshask | t5_2to41 | 65 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a great job offer revoked for being a dumbass
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jonnythunder3483: Sounds like they made the right call. You took what should have been a simple thing and proved yourself to be untrustworthy lol
bipbiplachuga: Maybe, but I didn’t do it for malicious purposes. I was sleep deprived, abs... | 7 | 9.285714 | |
1657081750 | 1659259184 | t3_vshcy6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | facesdelux: TIFU by using the word cock when taking up for female friend
TIFU by using the word cock when taking up for female friend
While playing fallout 76 today my female friend (lvl138) another friend (lvl48) and myself(lvl37) we're attacked by another player(lvl620). after he first joined our party to check us o... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1657081909 | 1657109810 | t3_vshen8 | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: TIFU By Thinking I Was Strong (NSFW)
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Eulerious: Now that's some motivation for the next 6 months of training! I kinda wanna see your new workout routine specifically tailored to your new goal...
Notatbayifthrowaway: I started doing what some recommended and squats are something I'm starting! I don'... | 5 | 11.4 | |
1657084488 | 1657148509 | t3_vsi57y | t5_2to41 | 213 | Myfakeaccount90: TIFU by asking a wheel chair dependent woman if she wanted to go for a walk as a first date
So the past few days I have been talking to this woman who suffers from a disease that makes it difficult to walk and is wheel chair dependent. She's pretty cool, my age, has a lot of the same interests I do, an... | 5 | 42.6 | |
1657084577 | 1657099457 | t3_vsi65q | t5_2to41 | 8 | Royallyscrewed22: TIFU by being away from my wife.
I went out of town with good intentions, trying to meet people and have a good time. But I got drunk. And I mean really obliterated drunk, the worst I’ve been in 9 years. I know that I messed up, that I allowed myself to come into this space where I was out of control ... | 4 | 2 | |
1657085499 | 1657086992 | t3_vsifat | t5_2to41 | 3 | Carlie_10: TIFU by eating an entire container of rotted meat
Obligatory this didn’t happen today, but a couple of years ago. Still traumatizes me to this day though.
My family was never big on family dinners. Most of the time it was a fend for yourself type of situation. Mostly due to the fact that my parents work a l... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1657086857 | 1657088508 | t3_vsisdz | t5_2to41 | 16 | thatdaltonguy: TIFU by accusing my partner of cheating
I want to start off by saying I feel like the worst person alive. I feel so awful I can’t bring myself to do anything I just either end up crying or hating myself. She’s kind and sweet, my own insecurities boiled over and I accused her with no base. I just went ins... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1657087316 | 1657093577 | t3_vsiwt7 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Grimlee-the-III: TIFU for accusing the sister of my boyfriend of pretending to be him and faking his death
I’ve been dating a person online for a year and a half about, but a couple months ago they slowly went silent. None of their family talked to me so I was getting suspicious. I waited, and tried to check in, and th... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1657087909 | 1657213169 | t3_vsj2b5 | t5_2to41 | 4,740 | PimpDaddyMcKane: TIFU and went through my wife’s phone
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roostertree: No one abandons a good marriage. What aren't you telling us?
noyoto: Obviously the marriage wasn't working, but that doesn't mean OP has to have done something wrong. Maybe she got bored. Maybe she fell for the cop. Maybe it's a midlife crisi... | 17 | 278.823529 | |
1657089996 | 1657125741 | t3_vsjkkz | t5_2to41 | 18 | katyatt: TIFU by leaving my controlled medication in a foreign country
The past few days I’ve been in London (I’m from the US) with my girlfriend as a graduation present from my parents. It’s the first time I’ve ever left the country & it’s been a really great experience! Everything has gone exceptionally well… unt... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1657094680 | 1657130645 | t3_vskoe9 | t5_2to41 | 45 | MonoplegicBookNerd: TIFU by Not Double Checking An Item Went Through Correctly
I have been working as a cashier for this company for a little under two weeks. This company has many store locations and today I was working at one that Ii had not worked at previously. About two hours into my shift I was asked to stay late... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1657095916 | 1657100846 | t3_vskyjb | t5_2to41 | 5 | Eastern_Cover_7785: TIFU by confessing something to my friend
I have been in love with my friend (we’re both 16f) for years now. If I had to choose between her and my family, I would probably choose her.
Last night I was drunk. Because I’m currently doing an exchange in a foreign country, I haven’t seen her for a few... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1657099244 | 1657514397 | t3_vslrhh | t5_2to41 | 48,997 | SignMeOutNow: TIFU learning sign language
[Update.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vzli1b/tifu_learning_sign_language_update)
Throwaway account.
My mom's been involved with this new guy for a few months now. To be fair, enough time has passed for me to stop referring to him as the new guy, but he's not my dad... | 22 | 2,227.136364 | |
1657102826 | 1657103297 | t3_vsmnw5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Actual_Volume_1542: TIFU by cheating on my current partner.
I fucked up and I cheated on my first ever serious relationship which is a LDR.
I was a sort of recluse with no social life and that resulted in me being overly attached to my partner, making them my only source of happiness.
A few months ago, my partner and... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1657108146 | 1657116614 | t3_vso4eo | t5_2to41 | 11 | dowsemeinbleach: TIFU by staying at home
obligatory this didn’t happen today but it may well have done as the memory still haunts me.
also a throwaway account, I am new to reddit and am autistic so please be kind to me.
If you have any criticisms and stuff please let me know and I will do my best to correct my mistakes... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1657109591 | 1657119069 | t3_vsokyh | t5_2to41 | 16 | ZaevaSarain: TIFU by talking to my MiL about Roe v. Wade
To start, I usually don’t discuss politics with family, especially extended family. But it was a rough day. I’m struggling with this and frankly feel quite sick.
I’m a PhD student in psychology and I work in a forensic mental health hospital where most of the p... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1657108049 | 1657224340 | t3_vso3es | t5_2to41 | 125 | somebodysomewhere5: TIFU by telling my sister (16) that there wont be new Ice age sequel
English isn't my first language so I'm apologizing in advance. This happened half an hour ago.
My sister and mom wanted to watch a cartoon later and tried to decide which one while I was getting ready for work. After some time t... | 10 | 12.5 | |
1657110138 | 1657163925 | t3_vsor5z | t5_2to41 | 2,606 | sippen730: TIFU by trying to get a day off school.
This happened earlier this year. I was still in high school and had gotten called in for army draft selection. I had gotten sick the day i was supposed to go, so i called the military
The lady on the phone started to ask me if I was motivated. I started thinking, an... | 9 | 289.555556 | |
1657110162 | 1657117615 | t3_vsorfp | t5_2to41 | -1 | ExistingDoughnut7265: TIFU by wanting to talk with my boyfriend
Whenever we have a problem, I always try to talk and solve it. I always thought communication is important in a relationship, that's why I'm always honest with him and tell him what I think, so we can get to solve our problems.
But he's not like me, he d... | 4 | -0.25 | |
1657113381 | 1657121099 | t3_vspt83 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: Tifu a papaya
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sileotumen: Jesus Christ, get a fleshlight sir
ken-d00: That sounds like a worthy investment alright.
[deleted]: Had one and I could not stand that rubber smell mixed with cum plus a papaya smells good and feels even better!
SpidudeToo: Bro you're supposed to wash it
[deleted]: Why?
S... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1657112348 | 1657114957 | t3_vspg8k | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing high heels to a wedding
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ForkShirtUp: Do people just wake up and know how to walk with high heels? I always assumed it's a gradual process of balance like riding a bike with no training wheels. You can't just buy them and then only wear them the day of the event right?
I ask because... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1657115120 | 1657116617 | t3_vsqebc | t5_2to41 | 5 | Hustler_Player_Pimp: TIFU By Not Calling My Employer For My Wages!
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Anotherdude342: Yeah, this is totally believable shit posting
Hustler_Player_Pimp: Beyoncé got her record deal when she was 9. Aaliyah got her record deal when she was 9 ; look it up. It’s not uncommon in the music industry to hire young talen... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1657118029 | 1657128310 | t3_vsrfl2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | throwaway9328788888: TIFU by me 15f hooking up with 21m
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TheMan5991: Clearly, the only solution here is to continue to lie about your age for the rest of your life. Get married, have kids, and make sure he never sees any actual documents about you so that you can continue to be 3 years older in his mind.
Edit... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1657120848 | 1657600473 | t3_vsshjt | t5_2to41 | 7,830 | heildirimsiegerkranz: TIFU by clicking “permission to enter” by accident
So I needed maintenance done in my apartment in which my girlfriend and I co-habit.
Anyway when I filled out the form, I was prompted to fill out “permission to enter” and I thought “well no shit you gotta enter to fix the damn issues right.”
So... | 8 | 978.75 | |
1657122838 | 1659876040 | t3_vst8p3 | t5_2to41 | 14 | iwouldlikesometacoss: TIFU by eating ice cream at work
I'm 14F and just started my first job at an A&W near my childhood home. I'm a trainee and today is my second day of training.
there has been something wrong with the ice cream machine, it's been like that for awhile. this morning when I came in, two of my cowo... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1657126078 | 1657134409 | t3_vsuihc | t5_2to41 | 21 | semihhuzun1: TIFU by losing a big amount of money out of my pockets by dropping it next to my girlfriend
I met up with my gf at her part of the city we live in and we had a great date. At the end of the day while waiting for the bus (we were sitting next to each other) I realised I have lost all the money in my pockets... | 7 | 3 | |
1657127831 | 1657130201 | t3_vsv78c | t5_2to41 | 5 | FatCakeEater: TIFU by time travelling to WWII
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Disastrous_Name161: You should consider doing less drugs
FatCakeEater: What are drugs
MuddaPuckPace: You should consider eating less cake.
FatCakeEater: But I like cake
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1657127733 | 1657135465 | t3_vsv5vh | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by probably losing my best customer
Throwaway because my main account uses my real name.
I’m a server in a small cafe in the northeastern part of the US, just a short walk away from an industrial park. For the past 2 years or so, we’ve had a truck driver who delivers to one of the warehouses on a prett... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1657198839 | 1657325640 | t3_vsvl7s | t5_2to41 | 23 | Thicc_Jedi: You're being downvoted because the person you're ranting at has a *human child* as well as a dog. They also said that human children are like dogs, not the other way around.
In summation, you are loud and wrong. Next time save it for your journal.
hexrei: Oh wow I feel so put in my place, fat spacewizard
... | 17 | 1.352941 | |
1657132164 | 1657134285 | t3_vsww0g | t5_2to41 | 30 | skully626: TIFU by messing up my chances with a girl I really like
BTW, this happened over the span of around 2 months up until today
So me and this girl have been talking over Snapchat for a couple weeks and we decided to go out and we had a really good time, the next day she went away for a week on holiday and sa... | 3 | 10 | |
1657132391 | 1657196809 | t3_vswz5x | t5_2to41 | 258 | TennaTelwan: TIFU by sending dead flowers to my aunt
Happened last week. My father comes from one of those large Catholic families were there are a ton of cousins and siblings. He also shares a birthday with his older sister. The siblings all are spread between multiple states and time zones, so it's rare to meet in... | 6 | 43 | |
1657135571 | 1657196159 | t3_vsy7as | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting I was using a menstrual cup
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MissBlondieeee: You couldnt pay me enough money in the world to get me to try this. Those cups are disgusting
Ok_Tea8204: I don’t know if I could either but that’s cause I hated tampons too… but good for those who like and use them, cheaper I’m sure!
d... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1657135647 | 1657142095 | t3_vsy8cr | t5_2to41 | 7 | vailissia: TIFU by hitting my sister’s car
I got a brand new lease in 2019. She’s my baby and I love her. Never been in an accident. Kept her pristine and perfect for 3 years. My lease is due to expire in 3 days and I was excited to be looking for a new car. The inspector was scheduled to arrive today and I thought I’d... | 7 | 1 | |
1657134061 | 1657304014 | t3_vsxm9t | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking pain medicine on an empty stomach right before having sex.
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Slash_Raptor92: Just out of curiousity, what ADHD drug are you on>? I also have ADHD and I take Biphentine, which is a no-name brand of Concerta, I think, because my insurance is stupid and doesn't cover the name brand eve... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1657140734 | 1657238555 | t3_vt0978 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Darthcookie: TIFU by making fun of my dog for getting upset at a lawnmower
On todays’s morning walk my dog and I encountered a guy mowing the lawn.
My dog had never seen a lawnmower before and was puzzled by it, then annoyed and finally upset and started barking at it.
I let him get close (while it was off) so he c... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1657141946 | 1657143548 | t3_vt0q72 | t5_2to41 | 11 | bejar1296: TIFU by sleeping with a man as a lesbian
This happened Sunday.
I (23f) recently came out as “lesbian” my sexuality is way more complicated than just that label but it’s the closest one I got. Essentially I’m DTF men but only romantically interested in women so no one outside my close friend group will ev... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1657142802 | 1657148898 | t3_vt122b | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be cute and not listening to my girlfriend
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drewed1: It's all fun and games until someone pisses the bed
chilldabpanda: Also, this.
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1657142913 | 1657181115 | t3_vt13m4 | t5_2to41 | 70 | hwdycoohasmd: TIFU: Having a quickie before work
Happened a couple days ago and this is a throwaway account for anonymity.
Wife (24F) and I (29M) decided to start the day off right by having some fun before she left for work while I stay and work remotely from home.
Just to explain how the fuck up happened, she was ... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1657144243 | 1657182724 | t3_vt1m73 | t5_2to41 | 82 | Proof_Satisfaction14: TIFU by making a 2600$ payment to my credit card so I can get points on a purchase
Made a 2600$ payment last Wednesday on a credit card, so I could pay off a Marina bill and get some sweet points.
They said funds would be available that Friday, which is when the bill was due. Flash forward to tha... | 7 | 11.714286 | |
1657144104 | 1657149449 | t3_vt1kbx | t5_2to41 | 6 | PlaidBoots52: TIFU by doing the mental math i didn't do the other day TODAY
Technically this happened on July 4, 2022.
I ordered pizza from Domino's. I really like their crust. And they don't judge me for my disgusting pizza topping choices, or at least not to my face. Anyways I appreciate you pizza people!
Anyways,... | 3 | 2 | |
1657145462 | 1657146216 | t3_vt232b | t5_2to41 | 8 | MetalJunkie101: TIFU by "cyber-stalking" a guildie, and now I'm paranoid about getting arrested.
TIFU by mishandling some guild drama. So there's quite a bit of backstory to preface the "TIFU" incident with. It all starts in a little game called World of Warcraft. This has been on-going, but the actual collapse happene... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1657144924 | 1657156771 | t3_vt1vqk | t5_2to41 | 11 | mattsle22: TIFU by sharing a profile picture post of a girl’s account I was stalking.
I’m (18 male) not a guy that uses Facebook pretty frequently, I tend to use more Instagram, Twitter or Reddit, but the Facebook app is just sitting there. I can go days without looking at Facebook, and if by chance I tap on the Facebo... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1657147015 | 1657200075 | t3_vt2ooh | t5_2to41 | 24 | Homicidal_gnome: TIFU by believing my mom‘s joke that my dad was adopted
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Coco_Dirichlet: Get an abortion?
\- You are 19 and too young for a child.
\- Everyone will be pissed off at your mom and the drama there... implosion
\- He is your cousin and you don't even like him. Also, he is 27 and thought it wa... | 3 | 8 | |
1657148069 | 1657224608 | t3_vt32ta | t5_2to41 | -17 | [deleted]: TIFU by dumping my girlfriend for a crush
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Comprehensive-Buy443: Don’t listen to these other self righteous judgemental commentators. It’s not too late for you to pull a classic manipulation card and weasel your wack back into your ex’s life. Tell her you love her and the fact that these are feeling... | 5 | -3.4 | |
1657147705 | 1657174890 | t3_vt2y36 | t5_2to41 | 430 | MatchStick077: TIFU by using an email with the name 'Rumple Foreskin' to apply for my first job
As the title says, today i was in the process of applying for my first job now that i have left college. I found a nice little shop in my city that I was interested in working at, and without realising what I was doing, used... | 5 | 86 | |
1657151369 | 1657154111 | t3_vt4aa4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking the scenic route home
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Icy_Engine_7648: Did they at least name the baby after you?
deadeyes2019: A beautiful baby girl - Deadeyes
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1657153679 | 1657159272 | t3_vt52st | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU for having bad bathroom etiquette
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housevil: How massive & messy are your shits that you have to use so much paper that you *clog the toilet*??
NekoRiRi: looooool the terrible part is its actually not. its probably even less than average. I just am really really terribly bad and waste a lot... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1657155888 | 1657157022 | t3_vt5ugd | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: Tifu by cheating on my boyfriend of 2 years
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DrRockso6699: Your bf is thinking with the small head instead of the big head. Using alcohol as an excuse for betraying somebody is immature. You're in control of your actions and you just don't want to own up to that because it means you're not a good pe... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1657155550 | 1657165130 | t3_vt5pvz | t5_2to41 | 13 | BadBunnyBrigade: TIFU And by TIFU I literally mean today... I broke my toilet and it won't get fixed until Monday
So, you know those bidet attachments you can attach to your toilet bowl? Yeah, I got one of those. Yay me. It arrived today and I was really excited, so I went on the interwebs, as one does and looked up al... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1657155732 | 1657156567 | t3_vt5sio | t5_2to41 | 8 | steezyskank: TIFU. I was quitting cigarettes
Like the title says, I have too many vices and they only have gotten more expensive. I can’t afford my alcoholism and cigarette addictions, I have extremely expensive dental work that needs to be done as is, and I’m already living paycheck to paycheck. My one positive vice i... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1657155950 | 1657301365 | t3_vt5v80 | t5_2to41 | 9,881 | Desperate-Ad4664: TIFU Asked friend to move out
Asking Roommate to Move Out UPDATE
Pretty sure this has just destroyed our friendship. Roomie moved into my house in April, he needed to get on his feet and pay down debt. He had been staying with another friend but it wasn’t working out.
He was desperate so I offered ... | 10 | 988.1 | |
1657157650 | 1657159857 | t3_vt6g6a | t5_2to41 | 59 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #26! Come share your stories and hang out! :)
JupiterInTheSky: Is there literally *any* way to get these off my homepage. Seriously. I have three or four of them just stacking up there now and no amount of fiddling with my settings is getting them to go away. It's bricking my app entirely. I... | 9 | 6.555556 | |
1657157749 | 1657158414 | t3_vt6hb2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | I_love_my_catZ: Tifu by finding my parents stash
Let me start this by say I'm young but not that
young so I know about most thing that adult do.
So I knew what was in the stash but I just wanted
to try and act cool. So let's now start the real
story, so my parents were out for the night and
my brother was at a sleep ov... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1657160130 | 1657198601 | t3_vt7a95 | t5_2to41 | 785 | Renva: TIFU by trying to pass a whole coconut
This past week, I ran out of my antidepressants. And neither my doctor nor my pharmacy were responding, probably because of the holiday. This medication is something that REALLY should be gradually dosed up and down, so having to go cold turkey has had some interesting effe... | 7 | 112.142857 | |
1657160656 | 1657318989 | t3_vt7gpg | t5_2to41 | 7 | Megalopath: TIFU by going to buy medicine and ice cream...
Technically yesterday and just going to start off with "I'm fine" (barring some rather minor injuries).
So basically I have this stomach issue that means my body constantly overproduces acid because it doesn't know when to stop producing acid. A result of this... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1657164930 | 1657174242 | t3_vt8w96 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Fresh-broski: TIFU by sharpening my pencil too sharp
To preface, I’m in high school summer school, and class starts at 9:30. Today I missed the school bus, so my dad dropped me off. Since I was at class a little early, I thought I should use my time wisely, and I went to sharpen my pencil with the electric pencil sharp... | 4 | 6 | |
1657165969 | 1657170971 | t3_vt986e | t5_2to41 | 21 | MHCubes: TIFU by making dumb mistakes my 4th day of work
TIFU by making a ton of dumb mistakes my 4th day of work
I'm a 17 y/o that just started working at a well known fast food chain. Pretty much watched a couple of hours of videos and then was thrust out into working the drive-thru. Today at work was a total train ... | 3 | 7 | |
1657165503 | 1657254904 | t3_vt92va | t5_2to41 | 392 | Evar_go_to_gravE: TIFU by rubbing Tiger Balm high up on my inner thigh
Preface this with I'm a guy. One of my teachers recommended that I use things like Bengay, Icy Hot, and Tiger Balm on my legs before stretching and exercising due to how they would cut some of the time out needed to do so. So I decided today since I... | 6 | 65.333333 | |
1657165112 | 1657177036 | t3_vt8ye5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | The_elegant_elephant: TIFU by telling dad I wanted to get more sleep!
So. I am a 14 year old female, and I'm sorry if this seems silly to you, but at least it will make you laugh? Anyways... Since June, there's this medical talk that I wanted to go to. Medicine's been a wierd interest of mine, considering that I'm blin... | 3 | 1 | |
1657170773 | 1657258235 | t3_vtan4n | t5_2to41 | 9 | mallconman: TIFU by trying to make friends on discord
So, it all started when I downloaded discord today. This week, I have been seeing a bunch of tiktoks about discord so I just thought “let me download it again” and see what’s happening. This was a HUGE mistake. I decided to start talking to people in the channels an... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1657171550 | 1657230634 | t3_vtavad | t5_2to41 | 1,423 | revidyks: TIFU by befriending a magpie
I started putting wild bird food out this year and I'm enjoying the mix of birds that visit the garden, a couple of weeks ago a magpie landed on my bedroom windowsill, I peeked out through the curtains and after a couple of seconds of staring at me it flew off.
It became a morni... | 8 | 177.875 | |
1657167713 | 1657213283 | t3_vt9ray | t5_2to41 | 23 | Aprilbloom20: TIFU by wearing a long-sleeved shirt and a skirt right below my knees
I'm a diplomat kid so I HATE traveling because 30-50% of my childhood was spent on vacation and in airports. I'm now living in Bogota, Colombia but my parents don't seem to think it's enough to be living in an ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL city ... | 14 | 1.642857 | |
1657176057 | 1657181895 | t3_vtc2wz | t5_2to41 | 605 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a stranger I can’t wait to fuck them tonight
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TrillenX: nice repost https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/cb18t8/tifu_by_telling_a_stranger_i_cant_wait_to_fuck/
Tinseltopia: Didn't even edit it to keep it fresh... Why can't they have bots that can check for stuff like this, like whe... | 6 | 100.833333 | |
1657171259 | 1657195396 | t3_vtasc0 | t5_2to41 | 9 | TheJanitorscrub: TIFU by going to work
TIFU by going to work
Obligatory this was 6-7 years ago.
I had gotten laid off at a coal mine and found myself making a career transition. Due to the large amount of people looking for jobs suddenly, and the small population of where I live, it was incredibly difficult to find a... | 3 | 3 | |
1657176919 | 1657178239 | t3_vtcari | t5_2to41 | 7 | rollerlord: TIFU by spreading calcium carbonate all over my spare room.
This morning, I was trying to make a point to my wife about how difficult it is to clean our spare room, and I thought that if I could show her how dirty it could get, she'd be more sympathetic.
So, I went out and bought a larger bag of calcium c... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1657177988 | 1657211032 | t3_vtckq3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | anonymoushornyidiot: TIFU by getting blackmailed because I was too horny.
Based on the title, I you know where this is going.
I (18M) was on Instagram a few nights ago when I got this friend request from a girl- (19F), I didn’t know. Lets call this girl A. However, since we were only mutuals, I said fuck it and decid... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1657178959 | 1657269681 | t3_vtct51 | t5_2to41 | 120 | ExistingDoughnut7265: TIFU by telling my boyfriend to stop eating
He's spending some days at my place for the first time, and we are having fun.
I live with my dad and two sisters, the only income at home is what my dad brings. The problem is that we don't have much money at home, and he does. I mean, that's not a pro... | 10 | 12 | |
1657178953 | 1657300044 | t3_vtct32 | t5_2to41 | 6,737 | One-Comfortable-5328: TIFU by forgetting I almost exclusively read NSFW books during a job interview
This happened a week ago.
April 2020 I was home bored out of my mind. The area where I live had completely shutdown for over a month at that point, I was laid off from work, school finished about 4 weeks early, and I ... | 13 | 518.230769 | |
1657182950 | 1657195170 | t3_vtdrra | t5_2to41 | 169 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching my neighbors fight while I was eating popcorn.
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Annoying_Anomaly: swear there was this exact tifu a while back lol
IBJON: [There was.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ddxnub/tifu_by_watching_my_neighbours_fight_while_i_was/)
BobaBelly: Oof, OP got discovered hella quick. How ... | 5 | 33.8 | |
1657185932 | 1657221051 | t3_vtehup | t5_2to41 | 126 | drunken-black-sheep: TIFU because my inattentive ADHD kicked in and now I can’t get the dead body smell out of my car.
This all started last week. I was out running some errands when a friend called me for help with something. I dropped everything I was doing and went straight to her place. It was pretty late by the ti... | 6 | 21 | |
1657186099 | 1657243602 | t3_vteja5 | t5_2to41 | 26 | p1tch-dark__: TIFU by sleeping in the bathtub
(TW: Breif discusions on sexual content) I, 15M, enjoy daily baths after a long day of summer workouts/activities unlike other boys my age. Also unlike other teens, I am Asexual. (Skip to next paragraph to for the FU or if you know what it is) I find it rare to find sexual ... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1657182951 | 1657204299 | t3_vtdrrc | t5_2to41 | 24 | NateBushbaby: TIFU by getting a glass of water at 2 AM
I just turned 16 on the 6th, had a long day of fun and rode a new bike for about 2 miles before it got dark. At 1AM, I took a hot shower to unwind and relieve sore muscles before they start, and because I smelled as if someone took a dump In my pubescent armpits an... | 3 | 8 | |
1657190889 | 1657493051 | t3_vtfrhk | t5_2to41 | 9 | Parttime-Princess: TIFU by moving my head
This happened 2 hours ago actually, I am typing this on mobile and English is my second language.
So I was waking up, looking around a bit. My partner tried to get me out of bed for breakfast as he had been awake for some time already. I moved my head a bit to the side, and al... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1657191641 | 1657192672 | t3_vtfz1d | t5_2to41 | 5 | SameWinner6745: Tifu taking my dog to the beach
Back story my gf of 3 years has a 5 year old son I’ve been wanting to take camping.
I’m not an inexperienced camper but we live by the beach so we’ve been trying it out trying to figure it out before we took a trip to some state parks
I’ve taken her son once & my dog ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1657192855 | 1657279828 | t3_vtgb53 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Godzillian123: TIFU by blasting a worker at a special needs facility
I am an IT servicedesk technician. Company I work in is a managed service provider meaning we provide it services to many different companies, one of which is a facility that is based around helping special needs people.
One of the things we are doin... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1657193616 | 1657207447 | t3_vtgirk | t5_2to41 | 3,197 | hannahspammer: TIFU by not telling my mom she went on a date with my ex-boyfriend
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twotall88: I'm going to guess that you're 16.
twotall88: LMFAO, just went to your profile... Dead on.
NostradaMart: so....that's called pedophilia, right ? a 25 banging a 16 y/o.....
LorryToTheFace: She said he told her mom he w... | 12 | 266.416667 | |
1657194016 | 1657197969 | t3_vtgmts | t5_2to41 | 3 | Happ1ness_Noises: TIFU by being to loud with my girlfriend.
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Rodnas1992: Fuck those neighbours
Happ1ness_Noises: I know. As if I haven't had issues with them before due to their loud music making my dog bark or their children climbing around my balcony because the door was locked downstairs.
Rover267: They’re ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1657197143 | 1657245227 | t3_vthmh1 | t5_2to41 | 33,887 | Bi-POLher: TIFU: By slapping my wife’s ass
Last night my wife and I were getting hot and heavy, and began having sex. During sex, I decided to put in a little spanking.
This is where things got weird.
As I slapped her ass in the heat of the moment, she bursts out with “yes daddy, spank me harder!” (To preface I knew... | 22 | 1,540.318182 | |
1657201527 | 1657202331 | t3_vtj2he | t5_2to41 | 121 | Arcadia420: TIFU by being brutally honest with my gf and causing my relationship to end.
Using a throwaway account for obvious reasons, tifu by ruining my relationship.
Let me start of by saying my gf has major social anxiety problems and has met a lot of bad people in her life. She has had terrible ex’s and terrible ... | 4 | 30.25 | |
1657201397 | 1657248044 | t3_vtj0zs | t5_2to41 | 30 | Raven_Elite_: TIFU by closing a suitcase
The action did not happen today, but rather yesterday, but I'm posting here cuz I am only now facing its consequences.
Me and my family are going away for the holidays and we are getting done with all our packing. As my parents were finalizing that everything was there, we ke... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1657202428 | 1657205765 | t3_vtjdlu | t5_2to41 | 22 | Positivesooners84: tifu by letting my friend see my phone.
this was last week, we were in school and i guess it was almost summer so hes a little crazy right now. He doesn’t have his phone on him, he asks to look something up on mine so i give him my phone, instead he puts it on the floor, dials 911 and slides my phone... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1657204076 | 1657222221 | t3_vtjyh5 | t5_2to41 | 1,586 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my entire family out of the house for a gas leak at 3am.
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tastless_chill_tonic: you might need medical intervention
imMakingA-UnityGame: Yeah I am non ironically considering telling the doc about this event, I have never in my life left let out anywhere near such an ungodly stench.
... | 8 | 198.25 | |
1657204750 | 1657245377 | t3_vtk73f | t5_2to41 | 3,552 | vaughnmetz: TIFU by making my fiancé second guess our relationship.
So some context for all this first. My fiancé makes this joke, "if you end up being gay, I will end us both." She says it only because I'm "pretty" and because I make the typical jokes when around my guy friends.
Next is I've been teaching my self code... | 11 | 322.909091 | |
1657205686 | 1657216569 | t3_vtkixq | t5_2to41 | 31 | jurecoz: TIFU by giving a stranger information on where we are.
I (14m) am currently on vacation with my family in another country. I was chilling on my phone when i suddenly got a phone call from a number i didn't recognise. I don't normaly decline phone calls since i have a lot of friends whose phone numbers i haven'... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1657209570 | 1657228541 | t3_vtlykh | t5_2to41 | 5 | spanishhybrid18: TIFU by not going to the agency
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Misses_Lull_and_Bye: If you’re not getting enough hours to cover all your outgoings how on earth do you “forget” to go to the agency? Are you ok? Is the situation getting to you? If so get yourself some support. It’ll make it easier to address your issues. Best... | 4 | 1.25 |
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