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1657211236 | 1657211461 | t3_vtmm1d | t5_2to41 | 68 | Meme_Army: TIFU by having sex with my new girlfriend and giving her an STD.
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sld126: Yeah, herpes doesn’t happen that fast.
Sorry bud…
Oh_My_Crypto: Her girlfriend gave him herpes or OP is a fucking moron
sld126: 
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1657212154 | 1657220018 | t3_vtmysf | t5_2to41 | 143 | isimpforArziE774: TIFU Threw up during a BJ
Threw up while giving a BJ
Honestly, header says all. I am actually incredibly traumatized by this happening. It wasn’t a lot, thank god, but holy shit did I fucking fuck up with this.
I like to think I have the throat of steel and I’ll take my bf’s dick down the back of my... | 6 | 23.833333 | |
1657214521 | 1657397122 | t3_vtnvzm | t5_2to41 | 159 | oneeyedtrippy: TIFU: Peeing while on Zoom Work Meeting
So, I had a 9AM mandatory work/training that’s done through via zoom. I was running on 3 hours of sleep. Occasionally, we have breakout rooms to discuss the different methods to use with our clients (therapist, here).
Well, I was on zoom with a group of five - a... | 9 | 17.666667 | |
1657214195 | 1657215534 | t3_vtnrd6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | thomaslittle400: TIFU by taking way too much acid
Mandatory - this did not happen today.
So about 2 months ago my parents left for a weekend and I had recently had a dealer follow me on Instagram. Naturally I went to buy a tab thinking I knew the general jist of what acid was like.
So I took the tab while on the trai... | 5 | 2 | |
1657216292 | 1657216880 | t3_vtokfy | t5_2to41 | 29 | BlueEyesWhitePerson: TIFU by getting a tattoo on my wrist without my moms permission
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altaawesome: Um. Most definitely do NOT put sharpie over it. It will get infected, it's an open wound right now. You're an adult, it's your body. She'll get mad but oh well unless she tries to kick you out which would be fuqe... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1657221054 | 1657502220 | t3_vtqf1w | t5_2to41 | 5 | roirraWedorehT: TIFU by getting addicted to O'Keeffe's Working Hands Hand Cream (especially combined with working from home for over two years)
At one time, a dozen years ago, I worked in a construction-related business. Often enough, we regularly unloaded semi-trucks full of product in summer heat or freezing winter,... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1657222206 | 1657244820 | t3_vtquph | t5_2to41 | 8 | OasisFan5: TIFU by not reading the back of a mouthwash
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So basically. for the last 2 weeks i have been using a mint flavored mouthwash. that claimed it was naturally flavored. today i felt my stomach gurgling and having a stomachache. i presumed it was from eating to much so i just ignored it. but soon it ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1657222134 | 1657222627 | t3_vtqtr7 | t5_2to41 | 32 | Virtual-Local-7320: TIFU by Looking for Nostalgia on Old Emails
So I must say this happened years ago.
Where to begin?
Well, I lost my father at a young age. He still lived enough to see the internet getting popular, so I remembered we shared some e-mails when I was just a kid playing with the new Family Comput... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1657223326 | 1657311338 | t3_vtrady | t5_2to41 | 5,833 | omgrollz: TIFU by slapping my boyfriend’s ass…
I met my boyfriend’s parents last night, I do have to say it went well! We stayed at their place for the night, and were packing to get ready to go when it all went to hell.
My boyfriend was bending down by the door facing away from me to put his shoes on, I said somethi... | 8 | 729.125 | |
1657228955 | 1657229924 | t3_vttgl4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Aramor42: TIFU by lying on the internet
TL;DR tried to be funny by posting a fake story, now I have to deal with the consequences.
Okay, so I hope this counts because technically it happened today. There's this subreddit where people post writing exercises. Usually it's something to do with sex and there's always one ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1657229017 | 1657299001 | t3_vtthex | t5_2to41 | 321 | squeezy_bob: TIFU by destroying my new outboard motor before even using it the first time.
This is gonna be a short (heh) one:
Bought a new outboard for my boat a week ago. about $6000 which is a big expense for me. Rigged it to the boat, took my time to be really careful. Drilled holes for the bolts, measured twice c... | 9 | 35.666667 | |
1657228730 | 1659126984 | t3_vttdje | t5_2to41 | 41,487 | pinkelephants777: TIFU by thinking getting constant UTIs was normal.
Some backstory: I used to get a lot of UTIs. Like, _a lot_ a lot, no matter what I did. Boyfriend and I would both shower before sex, I would pee immediately after, I drank water like a camel, took urinary health supplements, everything I could think ... | 16 | 2,592.9375 | |
1657230815 | 1657311447 | t3_vtu3zd | t5_2to41 | 797 | Gebrows: TIFU by sending an audio to my gf saying that a pineapple is fucking huge
So, a few days ago, I told my girlfriend about how pineapple makes cum taste sweeter, and told her that I'd buy some for our next meeting. She laughed at me thinking I was joking but of course I actually did buy it.
We didn't know if I... | 11 | 72.454545 | |
1657231159 | 1657254365 | t3_vtu7sz | t5_2to41 | 777 | strongmancook: TIFU: trying to teach my mom how to wipe
Here’s some background…. I grew up in a family of boys. No sisters and hardly any cousins that are girls. My brothers both had sons, and my firstborn was a boy as well.
Fast forward to my second child. We broke the curse and finally had a girl! Now, I’ve never h... | 5 | 155.4 | |
1657232447 | 1657319023 | t3_vtuoj1 | t5_2to41 | 9,360 | Living-Ad-6751: TIFU by putting pepper on my tits
TIFU by putting cayenne pepper on my tits
My partner and I enjoy the odd ridiculous joke. I saw a post about "spicing up your sex life" then the punch line was sprinkling paprika on the bed.
Well, after a bottle of wine, I thought "why not take it further?" I poured c... | 13 | 720 | |
1657231984 | 1657300026 | t3_vtui52 | t5_2to41 | 8 | MirrorPale7340: tifu I ran away from the guy I liked who wanted to ask me for my socials
So basically I was at a track competition(I run track) and it was the finals. Last time I when I spotted this one guy called ;Grayson and I pointed him out to my friends and told them he is a good looking guy. they both agreed wi... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1657237696 | 1657290473 | t3_vtwklp | t5_2to41 | 2 | Humouruk: TIFU by saying the N word out loud in class
This happened about 6 months ago but the memory of it still haunts me. The teacher set a task in which we had to hire miners, shovelers and diggers in a fictional game to achieve the highest income. My group in the lead by a wide margin so I began to get excited and... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1657237676 | 1657238706 | t3_vtwkba | t5_2to41 | 33 | danidee262019: Tifu by walking into a horny old man’s room
Sticking a warning here to let you know there’s some nasty stuff said in this post, gag worthy stuff; I’m sorry I’m advance haha
This happened awhile back but I still get secondhand embarrassment and think of how weird it was. I was at the time hired by ... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1657220349 | 1658173333 | t3_vtq51h | t5_2to41 | 56 | N8theGr8: [MOD POST] A clarification to Rule 6: "Be Civil"
It's pretty clear that "be civil" is a vague rule that can easily vary from person to person. So this post is here to clarify what we mean by that.
The following will be incorporated into a wiki page that is linked in Rule 6 (r/tifu/about/rules) for easy re... | 7 | 8 | |
1657240422 | 1657259871 | t3_vtxixm | t5_2to41 | 248 | ttyyuu12345: TIFU by eating after getting home from the dentist
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1657240368 | 1657241979 | t3_vtxi9d | t5_2to41 | 25 | babiesknives: TIFU and the cashier at the drive thru saw me half naked .
At first I told myself I’d take this story to my grave, but it’s just so embarrassing to me that I’m going to tell it to strangers on the internet.
I hang out with my boyfriend almost every single day. I’ve decided to take a break this summer an... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1657226985 | 1657275528 | t3_vtsp75 | t5_2to41 | 7 | huidipfuidi: TIFU by submitting my dissertation with a typo in the title
For submitting the dissertation one first has to upload the final version as pdf and subsequently hand in the exact same version as print. Now, in the title of the thesis I ended the subtitle with a period: " this is the subtitle.".
Damn.. and n... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1657227445 | 1657243248 | t3_vtsvfv | t5_2to41 | 5 | Onigato: TIFU: Pushing a metric asston of CAD software to half the company by accident
Still technically in the middle of cleanup, fucked this one up less than an hour ago.
At work we use SCCM for package deployments to various labs and organizational clusters, makes our lives a tiny bit easier. I'd been actively w... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1657243022 | 1657247575 | t3_vtyekr | t5_2to41 | 52 | Kopfjaeger2142: TIFU: Asking a girl out on a date, turns out shes the daughter of my coworker who hates me.
Happend an hour ago.
I (m22) have been on annual leave from work for about 2 weeks now as im putting together a car ive been building to get ready for a track event later tonight.
Needing some tools from work ... | 4 | 13 | |
1657243462 | 1657247700 | t3_vtyjsu | t5_2to41 | 2 | Professional-Age3496: Tifu by trusting humans one more time!
Getting stood up by women I’m used to it but, this time it’s different?!!!
So I just moved to this new city and I wanted to meet people didn’t care who they’re or what they do I simply just wanted to have friends, here comes bumble lol the bff mode, where I’... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1657244992 | 1657258971 | t3_vtz1mr | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by snooping through my best friends phone
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Brandanpk: Become friends with his girlfriend and hang out with them together outside of class
littlecubz: That’s a good idea, so you think she might get suspicious??
Brandanpk: If you start only hanging out when she's around, then why would either get... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1657245161 | 1657316407 | t3_vtz3ll | t5_2to41 | 11 | FileOneThree: TIFU by Using NAIR on Not My Legs
So today I tried using NAIR on my hoo ha. It was bikini specific NAIR, so that wasn't the problem, but right as my timer went off, my 8 month old son woke up and started screaming.
Normally when this happens, he goes right back to sleep after I give him his paci, so I ra... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1657245661 | 1657248071 | t3_vtz9or | t5_2to41 | 28 | moparoo2017: TIFU by leaving porn in a disk tray
Went to a local pawn shop of sorts today to sell my Xbox one. At this particular place you put anything you want to sell in a box and hand it to the attendant at the counter. They then send it back to a team to be checked and appraised before they call your number up to ... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1657245275 | 1657262171 | t3_vtz4xm | t5_2to41 | 17 | NonbinaryBeastie: TIFU by asking my Mom to bring me a book while I was in the hospital
I (20 yr, NB) had been severely depressed and decided that I needed help beyond my family and therapist, so I decided to go to a nearby mental hospital. When I was admitted I wasn’t able to keep the book that I had brought since it w... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1657247553 | 1657257911 | t3_vtzwb6 | t5_2to41 | 65 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally accosting a young woman walking her dog with a knife
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JoshyTheLlamazing: Oh how I wished the young lady you approached was on reddit!!! Your sense of humor about it makes this read all the worth while and very anecdotal for our Thursday. I swear if she were on here this would be... | 9 | 7.222222 | |
1657253061 | 1657285595 | t3_vu1nhj | t5_2to41 | 4 | throwawaycuz_ashamed: TIFU by Facetiming my hot ex.
First of all, I'd like to make it clear that I'm not a horrible person. Petty but not horrible.
I was in a 10 year long relationship with an astoundingly beautiful, well-built and sexually attractive woman. It lasted a decade so you know it wasn't just because of a ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1657253618 | 1657370331 | t3_vu1tm8 | t5_2to41 | 41 | Renva: TIFU coconut update
Original TIFU
[https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vt7a95/tifu\_by\_trying\_to\_pass\_a\_whole\_coconut/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vt7a95/tifu_by_trying_to_pass_a_whole_coconut/)
Want to say thank you to everybody that voiced their support during my medication withdra... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1657253697 | 1657402552 | t3_vu1uix | t5_2to41 | 2,667 | Capital-Pickle-3493: TIFU by not properly reading my Reddit user name.
So about a year and a half ago I started perusing reddit a little more regularly and decided to make an account. I didn’t care about the name so I selected one autogenerated by reddit. It ended up being u/captain-pickle-randomnumbers. I thought it w... | 10 | 266.7 | |
1657251377 | 1657279804 | t3_vu14m0 | t5_2to41 | 251 | xenthen: TIFU by using Pastebin
I had a large body of text about private matters to send to one of my friends, but as I didn't want to directly copy and paste the mammoth-sized essay, I used Pastebin instead. I used it as a guest and like an idiot set the paste expiration as never, then uploaded the paste.
Instead of... | 8 | 31.375 | |
1657257827 | 1657410296 | t3_vu311v | t5_2to41 | 96 | sileotumen: TIFU by saving my partners favorite rug
TW: cat puke
A TIFU that happened today! What a surprise! But I'm on mobile now so bear with me.
This morning I was quite in a rush because I had to quickly pack for a spontaneous trip to my sister. As a professional procrastinator, that was no problem for me though... | 4 | 24 | |
1657259867 | 1657270361 | t3_vu3l8f | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by packing quickly
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Interesting-Month-56: Lol you seem to put a lot of things in your mouth without checking first how that will go ….
Ok-Motor7372: I think twice in over 30 years isn’t too bad! But still seems like too much..
CorrosiveAlkonost: OP, I can only imagine how you are with food.
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1657260295 | 1657260808 | t3_vu3pis | t5_2to41 | 13 | iron-mystery: TIFU: By accepting a fake one-hundred dollar bill.
For starters, I work in a fast food restaurant and it was a normal Thursday night. (Which is today, so still fresh in my memory) We we’re in the dinner rush and orders were coming in left and right.
I’m the heat of the moment I accepted a hundred dollar... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1657267313 | 1657298091 | t3_vu5h04 | t5_2to41 | 1,120 | basslasstigeente: TIFU by asking my boyfriend if he likes french kissing
I've been with my boyfriend for about a year and a half and noticed rather quickly that he didn't seem to like using tongue when kissing. While it's something I personally enjoy, I figured that if he didn't seem into it, that was okay too. Since i... | 6 | 186.666667 | |
1657267693 | 1657295097 | t3_vu5k91 | t5_2to41 | 18 | HEAjunkie: TIFU by sending a PowerPoint
I’m fairly new to my current workplace. With most team members still working from home, there’s a distinct divide between the “old-timers” who have that easy camaraderie even on virtual meets, and the “new joiners” who kind of stay formal and keep to our own. Being professional... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1657269635 | 1657329233 | t3_vu60ga | t5_2to41 | 117 | itooosh: TIFU by telling my friend's father how good videogame sex is
TIFU. When I was 15 The Witcher 3 came out. I was hooked with the world, gameplay, graphics from the get go; just had finished a full day of playing. Found out you can have sex and the graphics shine seeing it with my 15 year old mind.
So the next ... | 4 | 29.25 | |
1657270980 | 1657275369 | t3_vu6bzr | t5_2to41 | 18 | CulettoFicoVero: TIFU trying to be smart
My gf really likes puzzle and wanted me to try, so after about two months, i decided to try. i bought a 1000 piece puzzle, and in about a week (i don't have much freetime so we couldn't spend too much time on it) we were about to finish it only to find out that it was missing a ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1657276443 | 1657280821 | t3_vu7oh7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not locking the bathroom door
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snoocs: You’re in a shared flat and you’re taking issue with the fact that the guy is moving around quietly at 4.50am? Yeah… I’m guessing you woke him up by *not* being all that quiet and so he was coming to the bathroom to pee, but out of courtesy he was attem... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1657275347 | 1657279756 | t3_vu7ed6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not performing well on an interview
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y44k0v: There is always the next one
Idontknowmy_username: Hope so!
Even tho I like my current job. I just really dislike the office that I'm currently in.
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1657283079 | 1657287831 | t3_vu9kvd | t5_2to41 | 6 | javaWithExtraScript: TIFU by tindering at work
This happened pas minute, I’m now on the shitter where I am safe for now.
It all started after lunch when I just got sidetracked by Reddit reading some r/tinder stories on my phone.
To give some context I work at the IT departement mostly on internal software but we have... | 3 | 2 | |
1657283937 | 1657286498 | t3_vu9udf | t5_2to41 | 28 | Fit_Ad_7681: TIFU by shaving
I'll make this quick since I'm on the can at work typing this.
Obligatory this did happen today and I'm on mobile (see above statement).
To preface this whole ordeal, I should mention that I got maybe 2 hrs of sleep last night, if I'm lucky. I feel like shit right now and don't know how I'm... | 4 | 7 | |
1657284060 | 1657305435 | t3_vu9vrw | t5_2to41 | 9,220 | [deleted]: TIFU by hooking up with my boss at a summer internship
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Blade_of_Onyx: You are NOT his first or last intern.
Chupafurphy: Hate to say it but he was manipulating you.. I will also say as someone who has worked with a lot of NGOs there’s very few that truly care about a cause over the career they are ... | 15 | 614.666667 | |
1657290119 | 1657330913 | t3_vubxfg | t5_2to41 | 7,654 | itchydickandballs: TIFU by not having sex with my wife for over a week, and counting
Throwaway account. This is literally happening right now. (See UPDATE below!)
My wife and I typically have sex every couple days, and our sex life is usually great. I also love my wife dearly, she is the highlight of my life.
Over a ... | 25 | 306.16 | |
1657293350 | 1657368127 | t3_vud3fz | t5_2to41 | 4,370 | ChesterForADay: TIFU by acting like a child predator at my son's daycare.
Throwaway account because this feels weird. This happened a few years ago while dropping my son off at his daycare for picture day. He was 3 years old at the time. I was a part-time stay at home dad at the time which gave me a fantastic opport... | 7 | 624.285714 | |
1657292198 | 1657401435 | t3_vucnrc | t5_2to41 | 10 | AmyJane237: TIFU by getting the days confused
Hey everyone,
so tbh the fuck up happened over the course of the whole week and I'm still baffled that at no point I questioned I might have gotten something confused. I'm telling you, because right now I'm to embarrassed too tell my sister, but at the same time it's also r... | 5 | 2 | |
1657294397 | 1657297119 | t3_vudh0h | t5_2to41 | 66 | SelectionWise1541: TIFU BY SNEEZING
On this beautiful humid day in the Midwest I woke up and dropped my husband off at work. After arriving back home I decided I’m gonna have that second cuppa coffee. As I’m sitting in my armchair with my dogs next to me I set my coffee down. Because of this moment I realize I need to ... | 6 | 11 | |
1657291471 | 1657308578 | t3_vucela | t5_2to41 | 25 | Sea_Relationship1605: TIFU by forgetting my green card at home
(Was last week btw). Recently I had a senior trip with my school to Europe. It was amazing, we went to France, Germany, and Switzerland; and I’m extremely thankful for it. I would also like to point out that I have really bad ADHD to begin with, so me forge... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1657297552 | 1657301111 | t3_vuen0z | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally touching a girls butt on the train
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azbeeking: Whoa calm down man. If it was truly an accident it should be pretty obvious it wasn’t intentional.
TSCCaillou: Tifu by getting caught groping somebody, now im making a post for when the fbi follows my internet history
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1657299099 | 1657300974 | t3_vuf7yx | t5_2to41 | 4 | memepork: TIFU by riding my bike in hand-me-down Shorts
For context: I am very low on shorts that actually fits and are comfortable to wear. My dad gave me one of his own shorts. I believe it was originally meant for me but they were too big so my dad got them instead. Anyway, on to the story.
Today I decided to by so... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1657301144 | 1657302020 | t3_vufzti | t5_2to41 | 7 | sami_hil: TIFU by forgetting my iphone password which made me lose 1.5 btc
A couple weeks ago I found out that my wife has been going through my phone for months.
This is not the 1st time that shes been caught doing it and she never tells me how shes doing it.
My passwords are usually something easy to remember, so... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1657301704 | 1657402668 | t3_vug7c1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | migs33: TIFU by not buying a poop knife.
So I am constantly constipated. I take an assortment of medications that cause or exacerbate the situation. Lately it's been forever between each sit-down trip to the bathroom. Forever as in 13 days, my new personal worst. As you can imagine, it's pretty difficult to evacuate 13... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1657301938 | 1657329535 | t3_vugace | t5_2to41 | 63 | ChaseThoseDreams: TIFU by making IT think I was looking at gay porn
Today I had to call IT support from home because I was having difficulty with my new work login. While on the phone, the IT support person informed me she needed remote access to see the problem firsthand. She had asked me to remove any and all sensiti... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1657302876 | 1657350510 | t3_vugmop | t5_2to41 | 686 | eliminate-wisconsin: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[ Removed by reddit on account of violating the [content policy](/help/contentpolicy). ]
creedman21: We had very different lives in the 8th grade….
eliminate-wisconsin: I got extremely lucky to have a horny gf. We were the first people to do it, and it was a big deal and not e... | 5 | 137.2 | |
1657304734 | 1657310547 | t3_vuhbob | t5_2to41 | 32 | veryscaryfaerie: TIFU by being accidentally racist
I (Hispanic f) work in a childcare area of a local gym.
To preface, I have two jobs involving working with children. I see hundreds of different children every day and only can match a small handful to their parents. Sometimes I remember new faces, and sometimes I me... | 4 | 8 | |
1657304852 | 1657339842 | t3_vuhd90 | t5_2to41 | 28 | chorima94: TIFU by running over a pigeon with my bicycle.
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ApocalypseSpokesman: Pigeons don't matter even a little bit
AnonymousEagleThing: Pigeons are my cousins, and I refuse to tolerate this profanity.
ApocalypseSpokesman: Your cousins are gross
AnonymousEagleThing: At least their not as gross as you. They ... | 7 | 4 | |
1657305028 | 1657323313 | t3_vuhfje | t5_2to41 | 23,136 | uoywonk: TIFU by getting a hand job from this masseuse
I was in this city for some work and there was 1 hour left in the train. There was this Chinese massage centre close by so I went there. A middle aged Chinese woman took me into a room without asking what I wanted. She put in £50 in the card machine for a full body... | 21 | 1,101.714286 | |
1657304767 | 1657307288 | t3_vuhc40 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my bf I don't wanna drive with his dad
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numbernerd321: Sometimes loving someone means doing things we don’t want to do. Unless there is some real safety concern or something treat this as an opportunity to get to know him. Otherwise you might find yourself in this boat again and th... | 4 | 6 | |
1657308207 | 1657367662 | t3_vuil8h | t5_2to41 | 11,490 | Fried_Fart: TIFU by asking my girlfriend a question
So this morning while browsing Reddit before work, I came across [this story](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vtk73f/tifu_by_making_my_fianc%C3%A9_second_guess_our/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) about a guy whose girlfriend caught... | 11 | 1,044.545455 | |
1657308723 | 1657311826 | t3_vuis5r | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by not asking a girl for her number so we can talk
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shadesofwolves: You actually have to write a TL;DR, not just say it you know.
flameboydemo: Sorry, didn't know that. That's my first post ever so yeah. Anyway thanks for the feedback I guess
Arthur_Leywin354: You still didn't write it
flameboy... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1657307971 | 1657379609 | t3_vuii5d | t5_2to41 | 204 | [deleted]: TIFU by approaching a girl and making her think I was a stalker
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[deleted]: Not that I don't appreciate critique on my writing, but is there any feedback about the events?
Alittlemoorecheese: Here's something. Don't tell girls they are cute on the first interaction. There are no magic words that wil... | 9 | 22.666667 | |
1657311271 | 1657311969 | t3_vujq06 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by unintentionally distributing pornography
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CharieRarie: Why would you hand out business cards with an outdated URL?
I can’t decide if this is a weird ad for your genuine business, a weird ad for porn, or just a weird story all round.
Foggzie: I've been using the cards for a decade and they ha... | 3 | 4 | |
1657313213 | 1657315115 | t3_vukfaf | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking into the house of a single mom and her young daughter.
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shadesofwolves: The fuck is wrong with you?
[deleted]: Bro how you get them awards? A +3 you must be hacking
shadesofwolves: By commenting?
[deleted]: Really that’s all? Just comment on stuff?
shadesofwolves: 3x monthly top 5% ... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1657313601 | 1657315152 | t3_vukk88 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a “scar”
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ETXCheeses: If you got that embarrassed by this, then you are probably not going to make it in the military...
[deleted]: I don’t care about people looking at my ass, it’s more of the fact that I literally had to write a letter saying that my ass is all good. 😂
ETXCheeses: ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1657317028 | 1657330344 | t3_vultdr | t5_2to41 | 32 | steelgeek2: TIFU by swallowing a fly and want to die
Obligatory happened years ago.I had a basement workshop and when I was working down there I would put powdered gatorade in a disposable water bottle with a pull top (sport bottle?).Well I was working down there and grabbed the bottle and took a full swallow.
That's ... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1657321114 | 1657323106 | t3_vunaah | t5_2to41 | 23 | LoserblameSammie: TIFU by being obsessed with this woman I barely know
Long story short I was following this one woman on a live-streaming app and we used to talk here and there. A few days ago I was on her stream while she was doing makeup and I asked if “we could see her outfit?” She blocked me right after I said tha... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1657320659 | 1657532540 | t3_vun4qi | t5_2to41 | 1,798 | throwaway244267: TIFU when my religious parents found out I wasn’t a virgin
This happened last weekend so me (21/F) and my boyfriend (21/M) went on a vacation with my mom, dad and older brother to the beach for the Fourth of July weekend. We get to our hotel and go to our separate rooms, me and my boyfriend had a room ... | 14 | 128.428571 | |
1657320455 | 1657370428 | t3_vun25x | t5_2to41 | 159 | b0ilineggsndenim1944: TIFU by nearly breaking and entering into a naked elderly man's apartment, falling from a second story balcony, shitting my pants, and fracturing my ankle
So this happened this morning. For context, my sister called that morning saying she was in the hospital and she asked me to bring her a few th... | 4 | 39.75 | |
1657323130 | 1657328357 | t3_vuo023 | t5_2to41 | 18 | jcmacon: TIFU: Don't fall into the same trap as I did. Do not look up an "Alabama Hotpocket". Seriously, don't.
Okay, so this happened yesterday. And I still can't get this out of my mind's eye. I wish that I could drink or smoke enough to forget that yesterday even happened.
Some context first: my wife(F37) likes to ... | 9 | 2 | |
1657324649 | 1657324946 | t3_vuohxh | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by waking up at 7PM
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XxFrostxX: Dude stop stressing about this your parents are stupid it's okay they are probably just old literally focus on your goals and what makes you happy
RissoldeChocolate: Yeah screw parents, they got no power over you! just start grinding already!
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1657327680 | 1657463643 | t3_vuphsq | t5_2to41 | 574 | Benzorgz: TIFU by shrugging off chest pain
I woke up Sunday with a sharp pain in the right side of my chest. I’ve had pneumonia before, I’m aware of what that feels like. This felt different. I made an appointment with my doctor for Thursday (yesterday). The pain didn’t continue to get worse as the days went on, so I d... | 11 | 52.181818 | |
1657330890 | 1657332704 | t3_vuqilg | t5_2to41 | 45 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #27! Come share your stories and hang out! Happy Friday! 🤍
pillboxhat: Like can only certain people talk? I tried saying something but dunno if anyone heard me? I'm very confused
Kkindler08: You have to ‘raise your hand’ and wait. Been here since it opened and no one else has been allowed y... | 6 | 7.5 | |
1657333017 | 1657380144 | t3_vur6bt | t5_2to41 | 11 | uncontrolledswine97: TIFU by breaking my console
so i collect a lot of video games, and recently my xbox 360s disc drive got stuck shut. i didn't have the right size screwdriver to open the drive up to repair it, so i thought whatever i'll just order a new disc drive since there wasnt a game or anything inside. now, wa... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1657333863 | 1657341599 | t3_vurfqo | t5_2to41 | 4 | MonoStudios: TIFU by making my family think I'm addicted/going to be addicted to shrooms
Obligatory this didn't happen today, but I just thought I could share.
In the past couple of years, I've tried to expand my artistic abilities and I just so happened to catch the frog trend. I started looking at other people's art... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1657329913 | 1657334252 | t3_vuq7l1 | t5_2to41 | 31 | ChaosNCandy: TIFU by using my bullet blender
Literally just happened, I am still in total shock.
So it's almost my anniversary (Sunday) and I found a really easy recipe for orange creamsicles. Bf and I really enjoy them and I thought "heck, why not try and make our own? It will be healthier and super easy"
Got out a... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1657334663 | 1657343886 | t3_vuroj2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by dressing up as a woman for the first time.
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HoAdanac: Maybe you're a transgender who had their impulses controlled by a strict upbringing?
Sophia-Eldritch: My post got down voted for suggesting they might be egg
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1657333990 | 1657341090 | t3_vurh4a | t5_2to41 | 13 | Airamplane123: TIFU by running into my cousin whilst half naked
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AcrobaticSource3: As long as you didn’t run dick first into your cousin’s ass, it’s fine
YungJohn_Nash: But running dick-first into his cousin's dick is cool, right?
[deleted]: Only if the balls touch.
| 4 | 3.25 | |
1657334328 | 1657382480 | t3_vurkst | t5_2to41 | 12 | BlueAngel365: TIFU by ruining my Job Interview.
This happened two days ago and I was referred to a walk-in job Opportunity at a Distribution Warehouse by my parents.
After I entered the waiting room and wrote down my information, I went into the waiting room and waited for my turn. When it was finally my turn, I answ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1657337422 | 1657338318 | t3_vusif0 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Yeah-Im-Moose: TIFU by shrinking my shirts for the 3rd time and having a full mental breakdown
To give you some context, I am suffering from crippling depression and anxiety plus some stupid disabilities and the dumbest genetic code ever. I have a ton of confidence issues revolving around my body, weight, and looks so ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1657338662 | 1657343367 | t3_vusvr8 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Dear_Race_9663: TIFU by using Cannabis Gummies Irresponsibly
My first post, didn’t expect it to be this. Just needed to vent about it. Sorry for the formatting I’m on mobile. This happened today and I just woke up so sorry about any grammar mistakes.
I(21M) works for my family business in the afternoons. The thing is... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1657341870 | 1657407833 | t3_vuttiy | t5_2to41 | 431 | MCM_nut: TIFU by over tipping
TIFU....I hadn't gone to my hair stylist for a long time. She gave me a beautiful cut and color, and we caught up. Turns out she's going through a hard time with her family and working extra shifts to make ends meet. Anyway, she tells me the total and I calculate the tip (I'm not great at ... | 7 | 61.571429 | |
1657341793 | 1657486970 | t3_vutss4 | t5_2to41 | 102 | anonymous5826491: TIFU by telling my boyfriend to "Stop touching me" when we were about to do "it"
Pretty much what the title says, though it happened yesterday. Also sorry for the bad formatting. It's my first time posting here.
So my boyfriend is really sensitive to touch, especially when I do it. He really loves it... | 8 | 12.75 | |
1657343648 | 1657347980 | t3_vuuax4 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Gatorsforthiscreator: TIFU by causing all of my direct teammates to quit.
I work in an office with two other women. There’s Lead 1 (50f) Lead 2 (27F) and there’s me (23F). We all do admin work. They both have taken my two previous days off for themselves resulting in my schedule changing without my input three times. T... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1657343576 | 1657346199 | t3_vuua7j | t5_2to41 | 15 | J-sullied: TIFU by saying it smells like fish in the grocery store.
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Good_and_thorough: r/NotHowGirlsWork
This is a poor attempt at a bad joke.
While Trichomoniasis can cause a discharge with a fishy odor, this is not something you would be able to smell on a fully clothed woman without sticking your nose i... | 3 | 5 | |
1657346251 | 1657354099 | t3_vuuzys | t5_2to41 | 60 | FilthyHawx: TIFU by taking my tinder date(F26) to a park for our first date
Me (M27), we decided to finally meet for the first time after two weeks of texting (we both are working so couldn't manage to find time until this one day), we decided to meet at a park, go for a walkie, maybe have few beers and shwarma etc. As... | 3 | 20 | |
1657347312 | 1657393594 | t3_vuv9zf | t5_2to41 | 141 | FullMindEmptyMouth: TIFU Not knowing how to brush my teeth
So I was chatting with my friend and they mentioned how horrible it feels to get to the end of brushing your teeth and you're not finished the timer but you're not sure which quadrant you skimped on.
I immediately was like Woah... Slow down cowboy. What timer?... | 8 | 17.625 | |
1657350123 | 1657357844 | t3_vuvzax | t5_2to41 | 4,741 | throitinthebin: TIFU by giving my brother laxatives instead of antihistamines before a night out
Oh bby did I just f*ck up. It's around 4:45pm here in Aus and my brother is going out clubbing tonight with some mates while he's back in town from uni. He tends to get a bit red in the face with alcohol and he generally ge... | 10 | 474.1 | |
1657337325 | 1657601044 | t3_vushb3 | t5_2to41 | 55 | boytoy421: TIFU by being affectionate with my girlfriend
Well technically it's a LNIFU but whatever.
So a bit of context is required to understand the exact sequence of events that led to me being an idiot.
Thing#1: i snore, like a lot, ergo my gf and i sleep in separate bedrooms
thing#2: one of the ways my gf and i... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1657356641 | 1657390839 | t3_vuxhfz | t5_2to41 | 5 | Cut-Unique: TIFU by giving away my bus fare, then becoming stranded...
This story took place well over a decade ago, before I got my driver's license.
I live in the San Francisco Bay Area. At the time, I was a student at a community college which was in another city from where I live. To get to the college, my mom wou... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1657367382 | 1657368180 | t3_vuzzsa | t5_2to41 | 6 | arghya_me: TIFU by helping my past tutor contact my professor
This started a week ago when my tutor called my mother saying he has lost his new phone and in his old phone he just had her number (and did not have my number). Anyway, he started saying how his son is ill and he needs to take care of him. He has to pay hos... | 3 | 2 | |
1657368617 | 1657383423 | t3_vv0c4f | t5_2to41 | 29 | _luschee: TIFU by not telling my mom if/when I (17F) was coming home
So, to preface this I'll say I always was independent, always wanted things to go my way and not be bothered by others. I'm a young girl (17 yo) and we just moved into this new country and town. So, as any good stupid teen does I went out a couple tim... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1657370997 | 1657380549 | t3_vv10ww | t5_2to41 | 779 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing what American recipes meant by chili powder.
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otas1: You really outdid yourself going out of your way to not include what American chilli powder actually is.
eggsaladactyl: It's still has ground chiles but also has lots of other herbs and spices in it so it's not just ground chil... | 9 | 86.555556 | |
1657373242 | 1657388522 | t3_vv1pi3 | t5_2to41 | 15,856 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking a Bumble match was a simple hookup
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cricket9818: Do me a favor. Next time jerk off *before* you get on bumble
CarbonSteelSA: Wise words. In fact, that goes for any major decision. I believe Warren Buffet does the same thing.
Vitalis597: Yup.
Nearly bought an OF before... Jacked off... | 13 | 1,219.692308 | |
1657373401 | 1657376927 | t3_vv1r8a | t5_2to41 | 22 | TodayAYoungManOnAcid: TIFU by sleeping with my coworker
TIFU. So I've had a thing for my coworker for awhile and the pandemic kind of made things bearable because I wasn't actually with her as often. Now that things have opened back up though we're working together again. I made a move and she kept saying this is a ter... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1657373121 | 1657386302 | t3_vv1o7n | t5_2to41 | 6 | LoudnessofTheLambs: TIFU by talking about the dairy industry at school.
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VindictiveNostalgia: You say "I hardly bring it up at school" but then you start a conversation about the dairy industry? You're contradicting yourself.
LoudnessofTheLambs: That's why I said 'hardly", not "never".
VindictiveNostalgia: Fai... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1657374721 | 1657375671 | t3_vv25yt | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my boss I smoke weed.
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Routine_Meet_5983: That winky face says it all. You're all good.
thatsoundthough: My thoughts, too. She may ask you for a hook up, though.
Routine_Meet_5983: Lol true.. She knows he has the plug now
| 4 | 2.75 | |
1657376134 | 1657381728 | t3_vv2mxr | t5_2to41 | 45 | Demonpussyslayer: TIFU by learning the worst part of eating hot peppers
So this all happened last night, im typing this from my porcelain throne. a couple friends and I were drinking last night when one of them brought out ‘cowboy candy' as they called it. it was basically
hot peppers in a sweet syrup. i had a couple a... | 4 | 11.25 |
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