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1657377485 | 1657383260 | t3_vv32xm | t5_2to41 | 12 | Kakashi4life1: TIFU by asking my girlfriend a question that made us break up
So me 15M and my 15F(ex) girlfriend were dating for about 2 and a half months now, and the day had been going smoothly and my friend was telling me how his girlfriend was always craving his attention so I decided to ask my girlfriend if she cr... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1657377733 | 1657404578 | t3_vv35vn | t5_2to41 | 2 | throwaway-cuz-I-noob: TIFU by recording a suspicious activity because I find it amusing
Throwaway account because I feel like an idiot for the whole thing. This happened a few years ago while I was on a trip to Hokkaido, Japan.
We were at the city of Sapporo specifically, and I went to watch a Jazz performance alone, ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1657383625 | 1659742499 | t3_vv58bi | t5_2to41 | 195 | Individual-Cry8139: Tifu by calling my boyfriend “best friend”
So my boyfriend (15m) and I (15f) (I know we are young) started dating in June, before we were really close friends. There was no problem bc I already had a crush on him and viceVersa so we had cute nicknames for each other. I normally called him bubba, hi... | 5 | 39 | |
1657385276 | 1657393370 | t3_vv5t00 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving highly sensitive files to the wrong person
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wrenchgg: Schrödinger's porn. It both is and isn’t your mom until you open that box.
jpkmets: Choice of words!
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1657385627 | 1657449233 | t3_vv5xbl | t5_2to41 | 323 | 18justme: TIFU by traumatizing a child on the graveyard
I'm sorry for any misspellings, english isn't my first language and I'm writing this after a long day. Also I'm writing on mobile.
Let's start the story with the fact that I work as a gardener for the church. We are going to have a funeral this weekend, so I and ... | 5 | 64.6 | |
1657387351 | 1657387850 | t3_vv6j1j | t5_2to41 | 8 | YerBoiIce: TIFU by sending a nude to a stranger online
I know what you’re thinking, “OP, that is possibly the stupidest thing you could do ever” and yes in hindsight I realize that now but this scammer used some pretty scummy tactics that took advantage of my loneliness and lack of logical thinking due to horniness.
... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1657387500 | 1657391181 | t3_vv6kul | t5_2to41 | 2 | Fontec: TIFU [update] my gf got a gf
Updated from: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v385cc/tifu_taking_acid_and_redefining_my_relationship/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
it took 2 weeks for them to ask my partner out from the confession
It was painful and joyous
every step they ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1657389945 | 1657418335 | t3_vv7ffv | t5_2to41 | 17,895 | Mommabucket123: TIFU by cleaning my teens room and finding her.. mature toy
my 17 year old daughter is staying with her dad down at the shore for the week. So I wanted to surprise her with a clean room. I am not one to go through drawers or books. Her privacy is important. Now just to let you know, I have done this im ... | 13 | 1,376.538462 | |
1657394383 | 1657397567 | t3_vv8yt6 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a friend about a hookup
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MajestaHazel: I find it interesting you would say things like that to your friend and now 2 weeks later your rushing into moving in together…sounds super healthy.
CovidPangolin: Sounds like someone made some shit up for karma or they're like 20 and still kids... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1657395221 | 1657399303 | t3_vv98ym | t5_2to41 | 112 | IlikeFOODmeLikeFOOD: TIFU by eating lunch outside with my parents before going to a professional conference.
I'm currently in a large Southern US city right now for a professional conference. My parents are also here on vacation.
Yesterday, they insisted on meeting me for lunch. I hadn't seen them in a while so I agr... | 3 | 37.333333 | |
1657395602 | 1657417603 | t3_vv9dn4 | t5_2to41 | 4,000 | pocketcleric: TIFU by ignoring my headaches
I’ve been having headaches off and on pretty consistently for about three years, I’d been to the doctor and it was always just ‘It’s a sinus infection’ or whatever and I have migraines, which are different but I assumed that they were maybe connected and I’m trying to get thr... | 12 | 333.333333 | |
1657361637 | 1657449744 | t3_vuylnq | t5_2to41 | 39 | Lifedeath999: TIFU by improperly assembling a blender.
I sometimes like to make smoothies in the morning.
I am not a morning person.
When doing dishes, I generally assemble the blender as I dry, rather than when I intend to use it.
I assume you see where this is going.
So I pull out the ingredients, I take the meas... | 3 | 13 | |
1657397509 | 1657486059 | t3_vva1tt | t5_2to41 | 232 | python322: TIFU By Eating a Moldy Cupcake
I don't know how I managed to miss all the red flags leading up to this.
We brought home some cupcakes from a 4th of July party at a friend's house. As you can see, it is now the 9th. These were some of the best raspberry cupcakes I'd ever had, very moist. I've been eating one... | 8 | 29 | |
1657394363 | 1657431464 | t3_vv8yke | t5_2to41 | 73 | nateatenate: TIFU by having a Freudian slip when I was teaching my son about Freudian slips and now my gf wont talk to me.
Today I was showing my son a movie trailer and it showed a dead person in the trailer. I told my son we can’t watch that because it’s not appropriate for children.
He said that he watches videos ... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1657405396 | 1657419813 | t3_vvcqtk | t5_2to41 | 310 | xXmjaneXx: TIFU by eating peanut butter for the first time
English is not my first language and im writing this through swollen eyes and itchy face, so bare with me.
Im not a big fan of peanuts because I've always found their taste too "powdery" for me and also because my throat get itchy after eating them, i thought... | 12 | 25.833333 | |
1657406705 | 1657417292 | t3_vvd6ky | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying to my neighbor for the past several weeks/months to boost his ego
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lvl_c_mech: Imo I’d be way happier to find out that a girl was using that as an excuse just to see me. Huge ego boost
OMGoblin: Pretty sure OP is a man
lvl_c_mech: Thats my bad, I just assumed and didn’t check his profi... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1657407318 | 1657520776 | t3_vvddzq | t5_2to41 | 13,673 | kerryseven: TIFU by having sex on the kitchen counter top after decorating cupcakes
So a few months ago, myself and my bf had sex on the kitchen counter (not recommended) after I had just decorated cupcakes. I was using those small, silver, edible balls to decorate the icing with. My back hurt afterwards and I had a fe... | 14 | 976.642857 | |
1657410075 | 1657412806 | t3_vveae5 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Boastfulgoat471: TIFU By beating to my sister
I (19 M) found nudes of my sister (23.) As usual, I was browsing on porn site . I haven’t had a girlfriend since middle school and I regularly have conversations with girls on the app. I’m desperate and beat it 3+ times a day. I dropped out of high school and all of my mone... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1657414325 | 1657460685 | t3_vvfn25 | t5_2to41 | 464 | Freejack1992: TIFU by forgetting my EV was nearly silent, scaring a kid who had an accident
I'm driving my new to me EV in a residential neighborhood, observing the speed limit, and I see an older kid (maybe 12?) on his bike in the middle of the road, weaving about. I slow down, expecting him to move to the side. He... | 13 | 35.692308 | |
1657418052 | 1657424437 | t3_vvgrqz | t5_2to41 | 16 | ItemEmergency7770: TIFU by drinking too much and waking up in the ER
I can't stop thinking about this. I celebrated my birthday recently and thought it would be fun to organize drinks with some friends. It ended with me waking up in the ER, my clothes hanging on a hook covered in vomit. I'm 31, this is just straight up... | 8 | 2 | |
1657418490 | 1657423909 | t3_vvgwlq | t5_2to41 | 26 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #28! Come share your stories and hang out! Happy Friday! 🤍
laughingatreddit: Reddit ethics are insane. ppl calling for deportation of an 18 yo because of some relationship drama.
QueenKay28: It's because she said that is the law in her country for what he did
laughingatreddit: In middle eas... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1657414646 | 1657420593 | t3_vvfqsf | t5_2to41 | 40 | Jazzlike-Ad-4662: TIFU by blasting porn on my Google Home
Today I fucked up by blasting porn on my Google home while I was in the bathroom.
My parents were gone for the day so I decided to have some alone time. I was in the bathroom for around fifteen minutes before I realized that I was connected to my Google Home... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1657419261 | 1657421690 | t3_vvh4rj | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my fake at a dispo
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redbucket75: Eh not a fuck up so much as an unsuccessful attempt at a minor crime. You'll have plenty of years (I hope) to get legally stoned. And sorry your family is brain washed.
Brayden_City: Brain washed? Stop making this political. OP things drugs that can cau... | 3 | 1 | |
1657421780 | 1657455228 | t3_vvhw8g | t5_2to41 | 1,257 | Inevitable_Broccoli8: TIFU by losing by my virginity.
Posting this on an unused alt account, just needed somewhere to vent. Very recently, I(M26) lost my virginity by visiting an escort. As someone with pretty bad anxiety and self esteem issues, my recent status as a 26yr old virgin was like an invisible mark of shame ... | 10 | 125.7 | |
1657424357 | 1657507502 | t3_vvinna | t5_2to41 | 494 | Medium-Ad4052: TIFU by splitting my dad’s marriage up with his wife
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topcheddar89: Whatever happens to your dad and step mom and your dad and mom was never your fault.
Nothing you could do would cause a rift. They have issues in their relationship and you happened to be there when it came out.
It will never... | 3 | 164.666667 | |
1657424278 | 1657426879 | t3_vvimso | t5_2to41 | 6 | xprince18: TIFU by sending a private photo to my closest friend
I (f15) have a best friend (f15) who I consider to be one of my closest friends. The other day I thought I had something wrong with my private area and since she's my closest friend I decided to ask for her help. With her consent I snapped a disappearing p... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1657349151 | 1657472129 | t3_vuvqla | t5_2to41 | 6 | Fortnite_Racoon: TIFU: By staying in the bus too long
This happened yesterday. Okay so I am a Canadian citizen and it had been 6 years since I left the country to go to the United States. So when my grandparents visited me from another country I decided to go to the states with them to visit some relatives. Anyway so I... | 3 | 2 | |
1657425323 | 1657555464 | t3_vvixle | t5_2to41 | 3,624 | GeniePls: TIFU by taking a girl I met online bouldering..
Obligatory, Happened last Saturday.
I met this Girl on Hinge during the week and we hit it off okay, not that kinda first love hitting it off, but we got along well enough to warrant a date. I mentioned how I was a bit of a fan of bouldering, she seemed int... | 12 | 302 | |
1657426455 | 1657426988 | t3_vvj9l7 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my wife how she actually looked.
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redbucket75: Maybe she's a bit nuts. Maybe the wording was poor (I'd go with "You look great. But the ruffles look a bit too aquiline" because if you use academic words it makes it sound clinical instead of judgemental.)
Either way, an apology and e... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1657428130 | 1657463556 | t3_vvjpwr | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by stepping on a bee.
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Bubbagumpredditor: Um, are.you sure it was a stinger and not some.random thorn or splinter? All the bee stingers I have have seen were tiny
jamie_jamie_jamie: Nope. It was for sure a stinger. I have the photo on my phone somewhere.
Bubbagumpredditor: Damn. That's a pr... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1657428022 | 1657436241 | t3_vvjovq | t5_2to41 | 42 | octoberopalrose: TIFU by not using safe words (trigger warning)
I’m gonna cut right to the chase. I was sexually assaulted by a former boyfriend when I was 16. I recently started engaging in casual sex with a friend, as a means to learn more about my body and regain control of what happened to me, so to speak.
On one... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1657430271 | 1657450228 | t3_vvkahc | t5_2to41 | 16 | Yinisiki: TIFU my job interview by telling them that I do not plan to work for that company for more than 2 years
I will definitely be rejected now. This was my first job interview, but then job interviews and offers are pretty rare for freshers in my college.
I said that I wanted to move to jobs related to machine le... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1657435588 | 1657439485 | t3_vvlmhr | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking it was a Monday today.
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Dark_Jester: This post might do better in r/teenagers. Most of us have had a similar experience at some point so this doesn't have as much oomph as you may have thought.
Gorniogiovanna: Yeah your probably right actually
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1657436040 | 1657437778 | t3_vvlqf3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | throwwbcawayyy5: TIFU by getting into a fight at my friends 4th of july party
I'm a 16 year old girl and I went to a friends 4th of july party at her house. There were more people than I expected at the party. I was excited about going and when I got there I was having fun for the first few hours hanging with friends. ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1657435952 | 1657436978 | t3_vvlpo4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by going through my dads search history
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BlankMyName: If you snoop around long enough for something in particular you're guaranteed to find it.
For better or worse that's how I learned that it's best to just keep some things private.
chemtrailfacial: Words of wisdom from Sage Francis
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1657441091 | 1657471906 | t3_vvmwnj | t5_2to41 | 6,617 | Ephemeral_Flame: TIFU by showing my brother the intricacies of a tampon
Obligatory this just happened and I am traumatized. My 22 year old brother had never seen a tampon before. Being the good sister I am, I went and got one of my tampons to show him what it looked like & how it was used. We got a glass, filled it... | 21 | 315.095238 | |
1657443088 | 1657515120 | t3_vvncwy | t5_2to41 | 122 | Leather_Astronaut_20: TIFU by puking black coffee in front of a church
You can probably guess where this is going.
I’m in a small town for now. Got hyper fucked up at a friend’s going away party and woke up the next morning still drunk. I remembered being told that Drinking coffee helps you somehow some way with alcoh... | 5 | 24.4 | |
1657442824 | 1657451259 | t3_vvnapo | t5_2to41 | 37 | katiebuhg33: TIFU by telling my brother his best friend mentioned trapping him.
My brother has a very complicated relationship with a girl. He cheated on his ex with her and has had an on and off fwb relationship for a few years now. They are best friends really and they spend most of their time together.
He however h... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1657443664 | 1657448441 | t3_vvnhrj | t5_2to41 | 44 | Allhail__bread__: TIFU BY BUYING THE TICKETS FOR THE RIGHT MOVIE.
So here's what happened.
My cousin came from the UK for a vacation or something and wanted to watch the new Thor movie.
I booked the tickets for today online.
We were all set. The show was for 1.15 we reached there like 10 mins early and when we show... | 4 | 11 | |
1657446747 | 1657456470 | t3_vvo6jn | t5_2to41 | 186 | Whatabutt_: TIFU by getting high and forgetting how to get on the bed
On my last year of college I had to move in a dorm. I was always socially awkward, and I never lived with strangers before. So I got a 2 bed room, and I found out my roommate is from a different country. I knew his languege a bit, but it was always ... | 4 | 46.5 | |
1657450310 | 1657479432 | t3_vvoz8y | t5_2to41 | 19,606 | camel_toe_rag: TIFU by comforting my new puppy in the middle of the night…
So this happened last night, but I am most definitely still feeling the ramifications of my little miscalculation.
Three days ago, myself and my fiancé picked up our gorgeous Cocker Spaniel puppy, Barnaby. All was going well and he’s a lovely d... | 12 | 1,633.833333 | |
1657450017 | 1657461055 | t3_vvowuc | t5_2to41 | 88 | -InsertNameHere_-: TIFU by letting my friend babysit my little brother
I (24M) am my little brother's (7M) legal guardian since my mum died and my dad's out of the picture, I just came out of university and now work at an entry level HR job. One night I was going out to an event with a few friends, my now ex friend w... | 3 | 29.333333 | |
1657456046 | 1657470129 | t3_vvqfsh | t5_2to41 | 0 | CameronG95: TIFU by putting the wrong petrol in my parents car
Fuck up happened yesterday, found out today.
Back Story:
When I moved into London, I sold my car and spent 4 years not driving until January this year when I relearned to drive in my parents car so I could take my new puppy to the vets and park.
Their ca... | 6 | 0 | |
1657456479 | 1657458887 | t3_vvqk4v | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking with my near GF kinda
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Lurkerphobia: It's your life but if someone wants to date me and not tell anyone about it that's a red flag to me.
You should be able to, at the least, say yes I'm dating them but its early on so we'll see how it goes.
Keeping it a secret just leads to more... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1657457295 | 1657484155 | t3_vvqsar | t5_2to41 | 119 | Old-Union5459: TIFU by being the most clueless and innocent person
This actually happened a few days ago and I keep laughing at myself so I thought I'd share. I had agreed to go on a second date with a girl. The first date had gone well and I had a really good time as I believe did she. I felt like she was a likeminded... | 6 | 19.833333 | |
1657461909 | 1657485780 | t3_vvs6w7 | t5_2to41 | 14 | EfficientKnee5371: TIFU by shouting "Imma bust a fat one" at my school camping trip. All of my teachers and my entire grade heard it.
So yesterday I came back from a school camping trip. It was around 3 days and it was pretty much everyone in my grade going and all of my teachers apart from a few were there. We were al... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1657467811 | 1657536303 | t3_vvu6pl | t5_2to41 | 46 | CU-thr0waway: TIFU by offering someone (F) I did not know an unopened beverage at a gathering in my (M) apartment.
Obligatory statement that this happened 4 months ago. I (m) had a small gathering in my apartment for the first time since COVID. Very low key, snacks, board games, some music in the background, nothing... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1657470552 | 1657482524 | t3_vvv5k7 | t5_2to41 | 596 | [deleted]: Tifu by falling asleep on a long flight
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OrioleMoonflip: [This comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v7cgu3/tifu_by_getting_too_comfortable_on_a_flight/ibk1wc3?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) on the last post about this exact same thing applies here too.
This so... | 8 | 74.5 | |
1657470892 | 1658714746 | t3_vvv9xg | t5_2to41 | 8 | Crafty-Neat-7748: TIFU by looking at my older brothers laptop
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bongart: Dude... I have to say this... you didn't need to out your brother on here. You could have just said that when you opened the laptop, you saw something that you cannot forget and that changed how you see your brother, and not in a good way... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1657470732 | 1657472110 | t3_vvv7xi | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a stupid question
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SmittyManJensen_: If it makes you feel any better, she hasn’t been interested for awhile.
EmbarassedCow: perhaps so, idk anymore. I've thought of letting her go, it's just that whenever I felt like doing it, I ended up thinking of her and then just chatting her agai... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1657471198 | 1657473709 | t3_vvvdvs | t5_2to41 | 10 | sazulaa: TIFU by leaving my used pad in the bathroom.
It was a Saturday night full of family time, watching movies and eating pizza. Unfortunately, my underwear was also full of blood. Yep, it was that time of the month.
I gathered my things and got ready to have a nice, warm shower. I washed and got out, getting chan... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1657475015 | 1657477012 | t3_vvwrgg | t5_2to41 | 20 | nilesanders98: TIFU by cheating on my pregnant girlfriend.
Yes, the story is just as the title says. I’m in the complete fault for this and don’t expect any sympathy, but also don’t send me death threats.
One night a few weeks ago I went out with some co-workers after work, we had been planning on it for a few days an... | 5 | 4 | |
1657476229 | 1657551456 | t3_vvx798 | t5_2to41 | 20 | RandomGuy111945: TIFU by having a chocolate cupcake on my bed
This really happened today. It was midnight and I just had the urge to eat something sweet. So I took some chocolate cupcakes from the kitchen and placed them on my bed while setting up something to watch on my phone. I ate two of them while watching and the... | 4 | 5 | |
1657479859 | 1657570664 | t3_vvyhve | t5_2to41 | 10 | yas9in: tifu by sleeping in dog pee
This didn’t happen today, but a few weeks ago. I was travelling to London and was staying at a friend’s house. If you’re from the UK, you know what a loft is. It’s this extra bit of space on the top of a house which had been left empty for some reason, and people renovate houses to o... | 5 | 2 | |
1657480352 | 1657530364 | t3_vvyoe7 | t5_2to41 | 902 | ohotadima: TIFU by getting scammed by my own friend
It happened an hour ago and my wife is still mad at me.
My close friend calls me and he is in panic. He ask me to send him 15000 roubles (about 250$), says that he'll give it back in 1-2 weeks. I've never heard him being scared so much, his voice was trembling, he... | 7 | 128.857143 | |
1657481988 | 1657511738 | t3_vvz97n | t5_2to41 | 8,940 | wazer-wifle96: TIFU - took a secret trip to buy an engagement ring, now my girlfriend thinks I'm cheating.
I've been planning on proposing to me partner for a long time now, I've got this big surprise trip planned, and I've kept it on the down-low perfectly so far - until now.
The last thing I needed to do was buy an e... | 12 | 745 | |
1657485350 | 1657529915 | t3_vw0gyk | t5_2to41 | 4 | EEEEEEE13ODIDIWI: TIFU by writing an honest review (i regret it)
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craz4cats: Tldr usually at bottom i think?
cosmernaut420: But why? If it's so long I didn't read it, why would I tune in for the very last sentence? Pretty sure I've already scrolled by.
craz4cats: No idea. I just usually see them at the bottom
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1657485534 | 1657569507 | t3_vw0jb8 | t5_2to41 | 99 | yourdadisabean: TIFU Talks Episode #29 Got a story to share? Come and share it on TIFU Talks!
Frikandelneuker: TIFU by accidentally damaging my pc during an upgrade.
TIFU BY accidentally confusing our beekeeper neighbor for a handyman.
TIFU By screaming at drunks because i thought they were my friends
this week h... | 5 | 19.8 | |
1657486414 | 1657497071 | t3_vw0uno | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: Tifu by lying that i wasnt a virgin
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RudeSprinkles1240: Girls don't actually put condoms on with their mouths. That's a porno thing.
Misses_Lull_and_Bye: Just coz no girls ever done it to you doesn’t mean no girls ever do it lol
RudeSprinkles1240: Boy are you aiming low and missing the point!
PS my... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1657488401 | 1657492236 | t3_vw1k92 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: Tifu by trying to look cool at the beach
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Devi1_May_Cry: I know I've seen this posted before, without the hairpiece and ex's friends details.
Y_56: Yes, certainly. I saw the part about running and the beach with girls watching, and I knew I'd seen it somewhere.
TheBestMePlausible: Nooo, this story s... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1657489865 | 1657548661 | t3_vw22z4 | t5_2to41 | 50 | weewallywanga: TIFU by giving a girl a fake number
As far as fuck ups go, this has swiftly made its way close to the top dumbest things I've done.
It's a Saturday night in London and I'm at a bar, chugging a couple beers with my mates. I go up to the bar for another round. Whilst in the queue I make brief eye contact ... | 5 | 10 | |
1657490326 | 1657510646 | t3_vw28ve | t5_2to41 | 42 | bajecontrenza: TIFU by NOT giving someone my information on omegle...
okayy so i NEVER give out personal information on the internet because i'm not stupid... its kinda really not safe!
but in this case i wish i had dropped that rule
i met this GORGEOUS, freckled, ginger guy from somewhere near Leeds, england on omeg... | 3 | 14 | |
1657490386 | 1657727102 | t3_vw29n7 | t5_2to41 | 214 | theLegomadhatter: TIFU by going on a walk when my sister and her friend did
For context, I just moved to live with my sister and my dad and stepmom and since moving here I wanted to be different in a good way than what I was. Which meant starting to exercise, and going on walks and runs, now I went out for a walk about... | 8 | 26.75 | |
1657490081 | 1657494555 | t3_vw25qy | t5_2to41 | 5 | Invi5ibl3_0n3: TIFU by forgetting to greet my boyfriend's parents
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Libiteena: Your story really hits home for me. My bf and I are both Asian and I'm very well aware of our culture of greeting elders when we see them. Except I have really bad social anxiety and back when we just started dating I didn't greet he... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1657490702 | 1657545172 | t3_vw2dxv | t5_2to41 | 3 | SaturnIsPrettyCool: TIFU by telling my dad that my friend is trans
This happened about 2 weeks ago but it still fits. I (14 f) have a friend who we will call RM (14) male who is trans (ftm) and we are good friends, we hang out often with our friend group and have fun.
Now lets explain how I messed up. We were hanging ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1657492614 | 1657502945 | t3_vw32hs | t5_2to41 | 92 | machete_joe: TIFU by brushing my teeth.
So me and my girlfriend had just got in from the cinema and I was staying with her at her parents house for the night, she had went into the bathroom ro brush her teeth and then I went to the bathroom after she was done adn back in her room, I had noticed the bathroom had been cl... | 3 | 30.666667 | |
1657494353 | 1657564373 | t3_vw3ndb | t5_2to41 | 652 | The_Hydra_Kweeen: TIFU by mentioning how my father didn’t let me have a sleepover with my cousins
A couple weeks ago I (14F) went to Dubai with my siblings (M17, F15, M9) and we were staying at my uncle’s on my fathers side. My aunt in my mothers side was also there and I was close with my cousin, her daughter. I asked... | 14 | 46.571429 | |
1657495548 | 1657499401 | t3_vw426i | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: Tifu by going commando to lunch
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ProofMap8034: I would definitely advise against going in any public space in a robe with nothing underneath as wardrobe malfunctions happen to the best of us. The poor woman was probably expecting that you had at least *an* amount of clothing underneath the robe, as ... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1657504540 | 1657506470 | t3_vw4oss | t5_2to41 | -3 | peepeehoop: go outside
TheBestMePlausible: Sure, I’m meeting a friend at a rooftop bar in a couple hours. In the meantime, OP should try her luck.
peepeehoop: average redditor
TheBestMePlausible: bot
| 4 | -0.75 | |
1657499378 | 1657538159 | t3_vw5b4j | t5_2to41 | 2,279 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a family to stop implying there daughter was fat.
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Dakkendoofer: Na, that wasn’t a f-up on your part. They f-ed up by being so physically judgmental
legal_bagel: My mom would babysit my bff when we were little. I've always been thick, chunky, whatever. When I was 8 I overheard my m... | 6 | 379.833333 | |
1657500382 | 1657513565 | t3_vw5n0j | t5_2to41 | 175 | [deleted]: Tifu by mixing up two songs
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rogue_noob: Dude, if you don't do this, you are just pointing to EVERYONE that you are insecure. You have to do this. Those girls will be your best friends and wingman for the rest of college and there is no better wingman trust me.
Also, I'm 6'2" full beard, in my thir... | 10 | 17.5 | |
1657501605 | 1657584636 | t3_vw61j7 | t5_2to41 | 399 | Sweet_Chains512: TIFU by participating in my work's group text
I work in a small doctor's office and we have a group chat with the doctor, his wife, and every single employee.
We were sending pictures of what we did this weekend and I sent a group photo of myself with about 50 other women from a camping trip but I se... | 8 | 49.875 | |
1657502988 | 1657548588 | t3_vw6hni | t5_2to41 | 27 | Legal-Astronomer7716: Tifu for teaching my son to not be afraid of spiders
Ok, so this happened a couple of days ago but only posting now after tonight’s events. So the other morning myself and my son (3) were sat in the living room when a big house spider comes running out from under the sofa. Now, I myself am terrifi... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1657504414 | 1657675979 | t3_vw6xrc | t5_2to41 | 77 | Lego_Bee1801: TIFU by accidentally hitting on a minor
TDIF by accidentally hitting on a minor
TIFU by hitting on a minor. I didn't know of course!
So I've been going to the same drive-thru for the last 6 months or so. Cute girl in the window works about every day or at least everytime I go. Went by today and figured ... | 12 | 6.416667 | |
1657505502 | 1657508095 | t3_vw7a2z | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to stop a 10-12 yo kid who was driving a car in my neighborhood
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JustWantedAUsername: Um what? Sue the parents. Its entirely on them.
OneleggedPeter: While I don't disagree about suing the parents, I'm sure that everyone will point out that OP intentionally put himself in the positio... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1657506398 | 1657511137 | t3_vw7kbk | t5_2to41 | 7 | Coffee31245: TIFU by recommending and going to a bar
Some friends (5 people including myself, I’m a male btw) come over yesterday and we were deciding whether to go out to grab food and grab a drink or just stay in. I recommended a Mexican bar/restaurant not to far away so we could go there. So we got in my car and off... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1657506320 | 1657508454 | t3_vw7jhn | t5_2to41 | 51 | Rwggrim: TIFU By trusting that an old work buddy wouldn't scam me during a vulnerable time..
Just a brief aside on my current situation but I've been in the process of moving 600 miles (Actual move on July 31st) because my home town/state's cost of living has exceeded my (security officer) pay rate. Even with a roommat... | 7 | 7.285714 | |
1657507192 | 1657509117 | t3_vw7t8v | t5_2to41 | 21 | Feel_a_little_burn: TIFU by sending my penis to a girl on snap.
I m18 have been texting this girl (F19) for about a month now we were cool we’d snap here and there just chilling then out of the blue asked me to send I’m like bet you’re pretty I’m horny let’s do this. “She” was talking all sweet telling me how much she ... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1657509089 | 1657511301 | t3_vw8f9w | t5_2to41 | 18 | yellowsubmarinesucks: TIFU by drinking too much
Little warning, Gets kinda gross. Apologies
I had a great night yesterday, I’m 21F and this is the first time I’ve really experienced drinking. I liked it more than I anticipated! Everything felt so wobbly and fun. I heckled my favourite tv show, played video games with ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1657510277 | 1657512011 | t3_vw8s5r | t5_2to41 | 111 | glonkme: TIFU- by getting electrical burns from using an adult toy
I like being adventurous by trying new things. I accidentally stuck my fingers in a lamp that was plugged in and didn’t have a lightbulb awhile ago. I stuck my fingers where the lightbulb should have been and accidentally shocked myself. It felt good, s... | 4 | 27.75 | |
1657515272 | 1657516692 | t3_vwa84h | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by not telling my parents a friend was going to come in the house
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Storms_and_Rainbows: Why did friend 2 feel comfortable to walk into someone’s house without knocking first? That was rude. It’s so many things to address here. Something as small as this (yes you were wrong for not telling your ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1657516224 | 1657613635 | t3_vwahye | t5_2to41 | 113 | miss-banana-bea: TIFU by eating a gummy bear.
This happened on Friday. So I had a long day at work and decided to make a stop at my local smoke shop on the way home. Guy working there recommends a combo CBD/THC gummy bear bag. I thought, okay, this is cool. I’ve taken CBD gummies before. So I pick the most seemingly ap... | 7 | 16.142857 | |
1657516223 | 1657566024 | t3_vwahxl | t5_2to41 | 8 | TheScrumptious: tifu might've broke my toilet
Edit: so it wasn't my doing fortunately. It is something with the general toilet (I failed to mention this toilet is pretty fucking old.) and pipe, I guess this flush was just the breaking point of a long-term neglected issue. But the lesson learned here is to actually eat ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1657514882 | 1657545122 | t3_vwa48n | t5_2to41 | 11 | astaroh: TIFU when I left my car running on a food delivery run, came back to a man who began assaulting me (I'm totally fine but dang was that scary!)
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Gingin35: I'm just glad you're alright. That could've been way worse
astaroh: Thanks! I'm glad too. It was over and soon as it begun and I was still coming to... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1657518425 | 1657555809 | t3_vwb38x | t5_2to41 | 249 | PotatoSoupFromACan: TIFU by assuming my boyfriend was in the bathroom
Welp. This just occurred less than an hour ago. I'm spending the night with my boyfriend at his grandparents place. He left the room to go grab some ice for drinks, so I got up to light a candle since we were both ripping stank ass Taco Bell farts. A... | 3 | 83 | |
1657519859 | 1657663821 | t3_vwbgvn | t5_2to41 | 14 | TardisBrakesLeftOn: TIFU By Trusting The Kindness Of A Stranger
Alrighty, so today it was me. This took place over the course of a couple of weeks, though, and the
negative result just started up so I'm here to vent.
A couple weeks ago, I received a PM from a fellow Redditor. This person was offering up someone to ta... | 7 | 2 | |
1657520016 | 1657525819 | t3_vwbibn | t5_2to41 | 53 | Sea-Ad9683: TIFU by being a stupid horny teen
TIFU by being a dumb horny teen
I’m 15 and it was late at night. Some girl snapped me and I opened it and it was her offering stuff and asked if I was horny. She said she’d send back and she was the same age. I know i’m fucking stupid so don’t say that in the comments. Anyw... | 6 | 8.833333 | |
1657520826 | 1657521556 | t3_vwbpnh | t5_2to41 | 21 | UrameshiYuusuke: TIFU by bringing a plush to school
This happened a month ago, also this one isn’t as bad as some of the other stories on here
So I had seen Turning Red with my family, and I really enjoyed it, so I bought a plush of Red Panda Mei off Ebay to remind myself of the movie, and it arrived one early Monday ... | 3 | 7 | |
1657521815 | 1657530713 | t3_vwbyl3 | t5_2to41 | -2 | [deleted]: TIFU by not buying Terraria
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Skellyhell2: You should have bought terraria, i can promise you its better than whatever else you spent the money on, and having a best friends to play through it with makes that experience even better.
I would suggest buying it as soon as, letting your friend know (I a... | 4 | -0.5 | |
1657522540 | 1657601601 | t3_vwc4ru | t5_2to41 | 137 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to find out what the green sludge was in the bathroom
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StephUhKneeDee: Spiders won’t cross peppermint. It can kill them. If you have peppermint essential oil, put some in an atomizer and go nuts in and around your bathroom.
Also consider lining your windows and entryways with the oil... | 4 | 34.25 | |
1657521594 | 1657529462 | t3_vwbwkn | t5_2to41 | 246 | Nowhere_Games: TIFU by eating a species of nightshade at a Japanese festival the day before I had to fly overseas.
Technically this happened yesterday and my flight is today. Long story short I was at a Japanese festival with my wife where everyone buys these really cool plants that look like lanterns. They kind of loo... | 5 | 49.2 | |
1657525690 | 1657557708 | t3_vwcvzn | t5_2to41 | 21,953 | NookEmDookEm: TIFU by sending a picture of my cat
I've always had cats in my life so when I moved into a new apartment and had more disposable income, I went out and adopted a cat.
I took so many pictures of him, and wanted to send a picture of this cute cat I had gotten so I carefully picked one that I thought showed... | 18 | 1,219.611111 | |
1657535565 | 1657549610 | t3_vwf7ar | t5_2to41 | 10 | Necessary_Ad_6748: TIFU by cutting my hair.
I'm using a throwaway for this account, because I'm so ashamed and in so much pain I want to never leave my house again. Or even think about anything. I want to become a mindless mass of flesh on the floor. Maybe that's dramatic. I no longer care, although I do hope this post... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1657537314 | 1657539871 | t3_vwfo7s | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally liking someone’s social media photo I’m traveling 8 hours to meet to buy a car
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PSYK0DEL1K: Wait wait wait wait, what?
Your FU is that you accidentally liked an Instagram photo of their drivers license? How would this in any way be bad?
TheDrMonocle: It's not. They're panicking ... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1657542833 | 1657546025 | t3_vwhcc2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my mum a picture of my asshole instead of a new apartment.
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_OMGTheyKilledKenny_: Nothing she hasn't seen before, champ!
portuga1: Wiped, even
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1657543094 | 1657545733 | t3_vwhfdi | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing an SBD and letting a kid take the fall
So I have a terrible wind problem. Scratch that, I’m the worst.
I was in a department store buying a new pair of jeans. I’d just finished a regular frappe and realised they added triple shots, instead of singular. Plus I’d had breakfast not that long pri... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1657539626 | 1657572809 | t3_vwgbgy | t5_2to41 | 21 | Cast_Porpoise: TIFU by deleting a website
Basically the principal of a local school in my area is new and was having trouble getting the school's website to work, as the previous principal had created a mess of a website and not provided any documentation to support it. She had tried to get help from a couple of IT man... | 3 | 7 | |
1657544266 | 1657571296 | t3_vwhtfp | t5_2to41 | 8,418 | cyphunik: TIFU by helping my friend's dog with her "scooting"
I was at my friend's house the other day and they'd mentioned that their pug had been "scooting" occasionally. I witnessed it on one occasion and the dog seemed a bit uncomfortable.
I've never really been around dogs, but I knew enough to know that it was l... | 9 | 935.333333 | |
1657548241 | 1657550387 | t3_vwj7o9 | t5_2to41 | 1 | lotiontastegood: TIFU by accidentally spending my friends brothers money
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lotiontastegood: thanks for the solutions! i really didnt think of that
PotentialAccess5401: It didn't occur to you to just pay the money back?
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1657550828 | 1657552514 | t3_vwk5u9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | CycleSea2011: TIFU by pronouncing my former schoolmates name wrong for 19 years
I only realize the other day that I’ve been pronouncing a former schoolmates name wrong for the past 19 years. He never once corrected me until recently. He and his brother (we’ll call them Jacob and Marcus) came into my store, got in line ... | 4 | 2.5 |
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