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1657553724 | 1657568932 | t3_vwl9sz | t5_2to41 | 11 | PatrikPiss: TIFU by saving a drowning man
I'm on vacation in Greece with my parents and today I was swimming on a small beach near our hotel.
I usually go a bit further to the sea than the others so I can take a leak without feeling like an impostor.
So I was about 100 meters away from the shore and I heard someone... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1657555315 | 1657635192 | t3_vwlvwx | t5_2to41 | 576 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I was exploring an abandoned building
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Foggy_Prophet: If he gave you a lecture and told you to leave then it sounds like you're in the clear. The pictures were probably just so they if they catch you again they know you've done it before, and then you probably really will get in tro... | 9 | 64 | |
1657557945 | 1657558471 | t3_vwmxqj | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by having masturbation interrupted by mum's text
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shadesofwolves: Men writing women.
SoyMurcielago: Is that a sub? I feel like that should be a sub.
shadesofwolves: It is, r/menwritingwomen
SoyMurcielago: Oh hell so much for productivity this afternoon
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1657558494 | 1657559264 | t3_vwn5ly | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU buying a home theatre that I can’t fit in my new place
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NickDixon37: Sometimes changing up your perspective can help. And if your family member is willing to consider the equipment to be on loan (instead of a gift), and if you can occasionally visit and enjoy the setup there, then it might be ... | 3 | 2 | |
1657560519 | 1657561227 | t3_vwnxxv | t5_2to41 | 13 | impolite_cow: TIFU by getting scammed but like only half of it
I have college reopening from next week and needed a place to stay close to the college, they really overcharge and have very limited space on their own accommodation so most of the students find a place to stay outside, which gives everyone more freedom to... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1657546645 | 1657564926 | t3_vwin62 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Icy_Perspective4040: TIFU by making a salad
Like many people the warm summer weather comes with the self promise of more healthy eating so pasta salads have become a staple of my diet.
Today I worked from home and as the shopping is due this evening the options for salad were a bit sparse. I decided to use one of the... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1657562060 | 1657603403 | t3_vwojjk | t5_2to41 | 8 | Khalid-MJ: TIFU and I uploaded not safe for work photos in my Google Drive
I was going to sell my android phone and yesterday I backed up all my files and photos locally in my pc, but I couldn't back up saved photos from reddit and twitter so I uploaded all of them to Drive, then I did factory reset and slept just to ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1657538256 | 1657565670 | t3_vwfxh2 | t5_2to41 | 31 | Ok_Ad8642: TIFU by not resting an injury properly
A bit of context. I’m a 15 year old male, I’m mildly athletic (I can run a decent 400m) and I’m still in school. Now, like most schools do in Britain, we had a sports day a little under a week ago. Now I was already I’ll going into the event, having just recovered from ... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1657564572 | 1657587370 | t3_vwpj66 | t5_2to41 | 106 | altiif: TIFU By smiling at a girl
This happened today, just now actually, and I’m typing this in the parking lot after the events below unfolded.
I got to the gym and this young girl was trying to park her Range Rover into a spot and was struggling. So she reversed out and I kinda chuckled/smiled and she saw me. She b... | 7 | 15.142857 | |
1657565706 | 1657580132 | t3_vwpywu | t5_2to41 | 191 | Sliceofcaramel87: TIFU with a copy paste incident on the job
So, I work for Uber right...
Uber eats more specifically, and I always try to leave a nice little delivery message with the photo of where I place someone's order.
Something like "Enjoy your meal! :)" or "Smells good, enjoy!"
A little niceness hurts no on... | 11 | 17.363636 | |
1657568826 | 1657611061 | t3_vwr84o | t5_2to41 | 176 | throwaway-loopingtme: TIFU by misreading a text from a 10/10
This happened today and I’ve been kicking myself since I realized. I’ve been talking to this absolute 10/10 for the last couple of weeks. Conversation flows super easily, we have a lot of the similar interests, and did I mention she’s a 10/10.
Yesterday I as... | 7 | 25.142857 | |
1657568412 | 1657576161 | t3_vwr21g | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by Overdosing and Going to a Pysch Ward
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RudeSprinkles1240: I don't think red bull and robitussin (I think that's what you were talking about?) is a very efficient way to make yourself not alive, but you certainly could have done irreparable harm to your brain or heart.
I was a nurse in a lon... | 5 | 1 | |
1657569555 | 1657573442 | t3_vwrifj | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my Christian grandmother sex toys
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mdeanda: Did you try cancelling the order from Amazon before writing this post? I haven't cancelled orders in awhile but I would hope they have an easy cancel to avoid returns
swallowassault: I tried, but by the time I realised. It was already too l... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1657570795 | 1657588194 | t3_vws0jg | t5_2to41 | 26 | ArrivalUpbeat123: TIFU by not wearing sunscreen
So let me me preface this my saying I'm very pale but I didn't get sunburns as a child so I often forget sunscreen is a thing. Well after today I don't that's gonna be possible. My boyfriend (23m) and I (22f) decided to go swimming today as it's 80 degrees and we're from ... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1657571165 | 1657661233 | t3_vws5qr | t5_2to41 | 169 | Travelingdolphins34: TIFU by calling the Fire Department
(I’m in the USA for context)
It was a beautiful Monday morning, and I was driving my one hour commute to my first day teaching at a brand new school.
As I was driving, I noticed my car wasn’t accelerating properly. Then I heard it: the tell-tale engine knockin... | 6 | 28.166667 | |
1657560325 | 1657574170 | t3_vwnv9q | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Tifu by leaving the grocery store
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Similar_Artichoke_42: good lord my dude, glad it turned out ok! I'm afraid of this type of shit happening with my adhd
PutTypical5456: Yeaa! It could’ve been much worse.. adhd can be partially blamed lol. I was diagnosed in my ea... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1657571351 | 1657628228 | t3_vws8dz | t5_2to41 | 11,581 | mEq-Daito: TIFU by getting too frisky with my wife
To start this off, this was actually yesterday. So, it’s about 5:30 PM, and we just got back from the farmers market with stuff. Corn on the cob, watermelon, peaches, tomatoes…. Well I cut up the watermelon and we realized there was too much watermelon and we had to ea... | 8 | 1,447.625 | |
1657573547 | 1657599326 | t3_vwt4g9 | t5_2to41 | 14 | bunnychipsowo: TIFU by talking to my boyfriend about my dream?
I (16F) have a boyfriend Sam (18M) who i have been with for about 6 months now. He likes to ask a lot of questions sometimes, whether very deep or stupid little ones that came to mind like my favorite cheetos lmao. I like to talk about my dreams with him, b... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1657573567 | 1657616625 | t3_vwt4py | t5_2to41 | 3,366 | sweet_deathcake: TIFU by knowing a little too much about drugs...
I'm a 20 year old guy, I'm an introvert and i don't really have a strong relationship with my relatives since we live across the country from them. They always had the " He's a good boy " look towards me since I'm always polite and quiet around them. Tod... | 15 | 224.4 | |
1657577683 | 1657590119 | t3_vwury7 | t5_2to41 | 89 | [deleted]: TIFU by outing my dad’s old porn stash in front of the family
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Camel_Natural: I was laying on the couch and fell asleep. My son came over to see what I was looking at on my phone. It was a women giving a BJ. Well at least he was 27 but I haven't heard the end of it.
SoupySpud: Whyd you fall asleep ... | 5 | 17.8 | |
1657579099 | 1657606187 | t3_vwvb66 | t5_2to41 | 7 | ileywhot: TIFU by assuming that my best friend and crush was a pedophile and asking him if he liked little girls
My best friend and I have known each other since high school and quickly became close because we were both the new kids in town and it was difficult to make friends at first. During college I started develop... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1657579130 | 1657598883 | t3_vwvbkc | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my colleague “bro”
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Ynxis: Sidenote from the TL;DR- "female identifying male" isn't a thing. That's just an annoying way of saying trans woman.
whyyousobadatthis: Don’t speak for other people you are not the gate keeper maybe they want to be a female identifying male and don’t want t... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1657580962 | 1657581295 | t3_vwvzy9 | t5_2to41 | 11 | 7eamN0Sleep: TIFU by telling my crush I liked him
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Cthulhuwar1ord: Better to get shot down and work to stay friendly than never speak how you feel
7eamN0Sleep: True ig
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1657582211 | 1657583013 | t3_vwwfye | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost killing my self
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eequalsemceesquared: So, now what are you going to do with the rest of your life?
sogeleolunala: I don’t think I’ll ever do drugs again. Obviously I say that now and have no idea if I’ll live up to it in the future but my family has severe addiction through all genera... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1657581584 | 1657682838 | t3_vww7ty | t5_2to41 | 781 | Ser_Veaux: TIFU by roughhousing with my cat
This actually started a few months ago but the mess up continues to this day
So I have a dog and a cat. Occasionally I like to play fight with the dog and push her over on our floor. One night though, near bedtime, I thought, "let's roughhouse with the cat" so I pushed her o... | 6 | 130.166667 | |
1657584332 | 1657608864 | t3_vwx6lw | t5_2to41 | 22,951 | [deleted]: TIFU by filling a bathtub with Orbeez and going to the hospital.
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FastWalkingShortGuy: Folks, I think we have a new copypasta.
dardios: Broken arms, Jolly ranchers, coconuts, and now Orbeez. We did it Reddit.
JohnnyHendo: >Broken arms, Jolly ranchers
Ah yes, I see you know of the classics
Lucash... | 17 | 1,350.058824 | |
1657586176 | 1657588220 | t3_vwxt7z | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by sexting a 21 year old, for reference I’m sixteen and he thought I was an adult.
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kfretlessz: Yes officer, this post here.
[deleted]: Is what I did illegal?😭
weissmanhyperion: Yes, youre underage and anything sexual you've sent to this man is considered child pornography.
[deleted]: What is ... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1657586183 | 1657678524 | t3_vwxtbg | t5_2to41 | 62 | Illustrious_Routine3: TIFU asking for money
Today at work (independent living for the elderly) I held a luncheon that was paid for by the local agency for the elderly. They asked for a two dollar donation. ‘Suggested donation’. I put envelopes at each table for people to put their money in.
After it was over and we had... | 5 | 12.4 | |
1657588457 | 1657590135 | t3_vwykth | t5_2to41 | 12 | thr0w4w4y_1289: TIFU by going out on a date with my coworker
This summer I got my first job ever working at a restaurant. It was my first week working there and I had a pretty late shift. I clocked in and saw this new girl that I had never seen before. I didn't really think much of her at first, I had a lot of othe... | 4 | 3 | |
1657586812 | 1657654030 | t3_vwy0xd | t5_2to41 | 77 | Tiaximus: TIFU by burying my dead dog
No animals were harmed in the course of this event. Might as well put a trigger warning for people sensitive to pet deaths or post-mortum care.
My daughter noticed one of our old dogs (15 year old dog) was laying in the corner of my daughter's room and not breathing. I got my da... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1657575142 | 1657597712 | t3_vwtrd9 | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my husband for a sandwich
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Fit_Ad_7681: Reason #2 not to put the two in the same bag, the bread will get crushed.
robotnique: Bet that bread was so damned soft.
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1657594107 | 1657594607 | t3_vx0hre | t5_2to41 | 27 | Unforgivables: TIFU by asking for one more drink
I’d like to preface this by saying that I am an alcoholic. I’ve known it for some time now and go through many stages of accepting it. Tonight has been the biggest realization for me and while I’ve made this promise to myself and my fiancé, I’m done slipping.
I asked fo... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1657597886 | 1657598988 | t3_vx1phl | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU: Emotionally Cheating on my S/O
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sngle1now2020: So ... call red. Find "them".
robotnique: Ten years is a long time.
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1657598569 | 1657603851 | t3_vx1xbn | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my boyfriend i kissed a guy when we broke up
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alloyed-: “WE WERE ON A BREAK!!”
Zwordsman: an 18 year old is probably not gonna know that reference.
alloyed-: I post for my own laughs
i_am_speeed_: My man
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1657597873 | 1657658241 | t3_vx1pd3 | t5_2to41 | 51 | JerryC500A: TIFU by going to see “Minions: The Rise of Gru” with a girl I just met on Tinder
So I bought tickets for this girl (22F) and I (22M) to go see “Minions: The Rise of Gru”. We had been messaging for the past two weeks and everything was going smoothly. She responded quickly, our conversations would last hours... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1657603952 | 1657614523 | t3_vx3il6 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by loving someone who doesn't love me
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colinallbets: This might hurt right now, but, in the words of George Harrison, this too shall pass.
You should make every effort to distance yourself from this person and physical mementos that remind you of them.
You should also seek some therapy. The ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1657610130 | 1657612666 | t3_vx5577 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Gr3yShadow: TIFU by bringing books from public library into school library
This happens many years ago when I was studying abroad at a university in down under.
There was this public library where I frequented weekly (yes, we read physical books during those days , internet were very expensive then). I'll check the r... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1657611072 | 1657684253 | t3_vx5dml | t5_2to41 | 85 | DegradingDaniel: TIFU For having a gamer moment in class
This happened before the pandemic, so 2 to 3 years ago now. During that time me and my friends were very into Smash ultimate and played it all the time. There was this one time in a Modern Comms class about the dark web where me and another friend just decided to... | 3 | 28.333333 | |
1657614387 | 1657678241 | t3_vx65x0 | t5_2to41 | 171 | Tifu6252210101: TIFU by forgetting we had an Airbnb maid
This happened yesterday, my wife and I are on our honeymoon in Greece and rented a fairly private Airbnb, it’s hard to see us even if we are in the outside area. So since its our honeymoon we have been quite ~free~ while in our Airbnb, topless pics, hanging out n... | 3 | 57 | |
1657616117 | 1657630163 | t3_vx6kz6 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a truth serum strain of sativa and ruining life long friendships
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GatzuPatzu23: Don't believe in that "truth serum" shit. You just got too high and said fucked up things.
Going to therapy is definitely something I'd recommend if you feel like you have problems with yourself. You're l... | 4 | 3 | |
1657623857 | 1657650048 | t3_vx8jlb | t5_2to41 | 2,794 | [deleted]: TIFU by listening to the Minecraft soundtrack while being on a call
I work from home as a developer for the last 6 months. Today I had a voice call with a Senior developer to tell him about the feature of the IDE (software that is used to develop applications) of which he was not aware.
I had plugged speak... | 10 | 279.4 | |
1657630724 | 1657640840 | t3_vxami8 | t5_2to41 | 20 | bisantium: TIFU by eating gas station sushi
technically i suppose the FU was last night. but this morning was the reckoning. real account because i own my FUs. anyway, last night for dinner, I opted for sushi. i love sushi. especially those fancy all you can eat places. but last night's sushi was not the fancy kind. la... | 4 | 5 | |
1657629128 | 1657932437 | t3_vxa3mo | t5_2to41 | 15 | alm1688: TIFU by telling a blabber mouth friend something
I’m a thirty four year old hemmorhaggic stroke survivor currently living in a nursing home and rehab facility recovering. I have been living herenow almost two years and I have befriended an eighty five year old diabetic woma, I’ll call, Lisa. Now, Lisa is a n... | 5 | 3 | |
1657633992 | 1657683838 | t3_vxbs7k | t5_2to41 | 1,673 | lilblacksmurf: TIFU by taking notes with the wrong pen
So this happened yesterday. I'm in a meeting with my peers who are senior leaders in our org. I'm led the discussion and because I was leading I took physical notes vice digital so I can scribble short hand and keep going.
Working from home with both kids during ... | 5 | 334.6 | |
1657633457 | 1657656554 | t3_vxbldy | t5_2to41 | 14,871 | TacticalBong104: TIFU by questioning my gf's childhood memory.
TIFU by asking my gf some questions about a story she told me.
!TW: Mentions of abuse/assault.!
My (19M) girlfriend (20F) and I were lying in bed this morning watching videos. We usually do when we first wake up. Sometimes times she'll pause the video an... | 12 | 1,239.25 | |
1657634540 | 1657640462 | t3_vxbzgi | t5_2to41 | 22 | physikittie: TIFU by telling my sisters I don't like condoms taste
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Jugales: Haha I'm sure they are messing with you if they know your sexual orientation.
Take it farther, get a huge wod of gum and chew it pretending it's a condom.
Edit: Nevermind I misread, family doesn't know.
Jord159: 3rd sentence in the... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1657621867 | 1657645351 | t3_vx808x | t5_2to41 | 10 | AgentOrange2814: TIFU by losing my wallet while traveling in a different country
This FU happened about a week ago and I had no concrete resolution until today, which made we want to write this out.
It all started when my wife and I decided to travel and stay a month abroad. We got to the new country and everything wa... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1657639346 | 1657662600 | t3_vxds5o | t5_2to41 | 4 | some_random_kid0: TIFU by cheating on my gf
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EmptyCanOfSoup33: You're.. kind of a piece of shit man
some_random_kid0: yeah no shit. Tell me something i don't know
Schtevo66: Learn from it, there will be another relationship, don't be a piece of shit next time
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1657642161 | 1657658419 | t3_vxev8z | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by kissing the one that got away.
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MSGRiley: >When I found out he had kissed another girl,
Kind of seems like you have your answer. You tell him the whole story, all of it, just like you did here. He kissed another girl, you kissed another boy. You're even. You know what you want now. You'r... | 13 | 1.307692 | |
1657643756 | 1657645958 | t3_vxfhat | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by logging into our joint FB account
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shadesofwolves: Her accusing you immediately is far more telling than anything else. It just screams insecurity.
IDOntdoDRUGS_90_3: Well you're exactly right actually. She's not porn positive with her mindset of "well you don't wanna do it with me you'd rat... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1657644044 | 1657671725 | t3_vxfl8i | t5_2to41 | 43 | Alex_J_Anderson: TIFU by depositing the largest cheque I’ve ever received into the wrong account.
I own a business and this year really took off. We did a project last month and the cheque I got for this one project was equal to what I made all year last year. So, a decent years salary in one cheque.
It exceeded the ... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1657644577 | 1657740145 | t3_vxfsxt | t5_2to41 | 9 | Throwawayfart4534532: TIFU by giving two girls a massive dose of THC oil
I saw a tutorial on how to make THC oil at home. So I just took my leftovers and made some oil. Since I go to a boarding school me and my friends thought it would be fun to bring. Honestly, I had no idea how strong it was so I hadn't even tried a ... | 3 | 3 | |
1657646455 | 1657691085 | t3_vxgjf2 | t5_2to41 | 9,706 | cumminghippo: TIFU by visiting my girlfriend for a night.
I went to visit my girlfriend last night because she had a free house, and I hadn't seen her in a week. She lives a couple hours from me so I wanted this visit to go very well because I was leaving the next night. Everything was great and we woke up the next mor... | 13 | 746.615385 | |
1657647401 | 1657655949 | t3_vxgwcp | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying something inappropriate at work
Long story short I was browsing reddit a few days and accidentally out loud said the name of a recent tik tok trend without knowing what it is and someone, rightfully so, took offence to it. I think maybe they thought I was saying it to them.
I was pulled asid... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1657648542 | 1657717321 | t3_vxhats | t5_2to41 | 681 | Dragon6172: TIFU by using the phrase chop-chop
So I was doing some Costco shopping today. It wasn't too busy, they only had two registers open and the self check lanes. When I walked in there was no line for checkout. I do my lap around the store and as I get back to the registers I see that there is now a line. So ... | 11 | 61.909091 | |
1657649159 | 1657649694 | t3_vxhjhn | t5_2to41 | 15 | BenjaminWashere9t: Tifu by smoking
Greetings, today I fucked up. I was at my neighbor's house, just smoking and hanging out with people. I've always liked doing tricks, and showing people them. Today, I wanted to show a trick I saw from reddit. This woman was able to hold her mouth and nose shut, then proceeded to blow... | 3 | 5 | |
1657650356 | 1657662394 | t3_vxhzxu | t5_2to41 | 11 | coffeebuzzbuzzz: TIFU by giving my bf $300
Obligatory this didn't happen today but over the weekend. I moved in with my bf at the beginning of June. Since then I have realized we need more space than the freezer our little fridge offers. So with my first paycheck from my new job I decided to buy us a chest freezer. ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1657651481 | 1657715332 | t3_vxif64 | t5_2to41 | 11,520 | jaxcat1990: Tifu by wearing only my underwear in front of my roommates girlfriend
I have been living with my roommate tor a few months. My roommate (26 M) is always in his underwear at home. It doesn't bother me (30 M) because I grew up with all brothers and played sports with guys that were not modest... I don't hang ... | 19 | 606.315789 | |
1657652934 | 1657728516 | t3_vxiyxd | t5_2to41 | 87 | killedjoy: Tifu calling my moms dog a FloorLicker
This happened from Friday until now. So last Friday I pick my kid up from summer fun and take him to my moms so she can watch him while I finish work. No big deal, this happens all the time. She has 2 dogs and one is clearly the alpha, Lola. The other dog, well he suffe... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1657654407 | 1657705309 | t3_vxjixq | t5_2to41 | 173 | throawaybleh: tifu by “finger painting”
this happened ten minutes ago, throwaway for obvious reasons.
so a bit of backstory- i’m (21f) on an ssri meaning i never feel the urge to masturbate. it’s very rare for me to be horny, so whenever i am i jump on the opportunity. well today, i felt that feeling so i went to my ... | 5 | 34.6 | |
1657654059 | 1657720164 | t3_vxjdyg | t5_2to41 | 19 | Murder_Not_Muckduck: TIFU by announcing that I had arrived for the orgy.
Happened a few months ago. The Detroit Red Wings had “Nurse Appreciation Night” and my cousin (a nurse) invited me to go.
He said to meet him at his place, as the rest of the group would be meeting beforehand and caravanning to the game.
When ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1657656845 | 1657657647 | t3_vxkgfu | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU: My mom thinks im gay
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monkeywork6: My question is through all of this, why is your mom questioning your things only now?
Puzzleheaded_List198: I hid most of the stuff I never dressed to gay around my parents either they were only a bit suspicious
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1657658797 | 1657693531 | t3_vxl72o | t5_2to41 | 1,053 | chrono_explorer: TIFU by buying a stupidly expensive mattress
This happened a few weeks ago but it’s been weighing on me everyday. I bought a 4k mattress and 1k frame. I’m having major buyers remorse. For like a week I had been sleeping on the floor and was having major sleep deprivation and pains in my shoulder and st... | 10 | 105.3 | |
1657659420 | 1658038899 | t3_vxlfru | t5_2to41 | 33 | LindseyTheKeeperYT: TIFU: My Nightly Walk Leads To Trip To Hospital
For the record; in my defense, when I am on the mission for whatever, I will just jump ahead and do it without really thinking of better solutions. This is what happened.
On the last day of November of 2018, I decided to take a walk to Target. It was ... | 10 | 3.3 | |
1657661539 | 1657690982 | t3_vxm9e5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | loverlose: TIFU by sleeping with this guy
So, a few weeks ago, I answered a question on r/askwomen, asking what we were proud of. I commented that I had met this guy and we were hanging out together. He kissed me, then wanted to go further but I asserted my boundaries and told him I'd rather not go further. He complete... | 5 | 1 | |
1657662743 | 1657671342 | t3_vxmp5f | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU: Used the n word at work by accident, unintentionally instead of any other word to refer to a group of my white coworkers
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sandbirde: So, we all have slipups, and sometimes say the exact word we are trying very hard not to say, or a word we never say and have no idea where it came from, or some... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1657664169 | 1657665427 | t3_vxn7p4 | t5_2to41 | 16 | yassine1523: TIFU: by taking out the trash
Happened a few minutes ago.
I took a shower and as I was feeling very clean I started cleaning the living room too.
I take this bag of trash that smelled really bad, I sealed it real good and took it out. I put it in front of our flat’s door, we live in a big building so we... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1657665124 | 1657690242 | t3_vxnk6x | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU: by shooting a squirrel through eyes and having the ricochet hit me in my own eye.
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KittikatB: You did go and see a doctor, right?
ahhfraggle: Nah I live in a rural area and it's a long drive and the drs kinda suck and dont do much of anything when I do go. I will go if I develop any wired symp... | 9 | 1.444444 | |
1657662312 | 1657683093 | t3_vxmjbn | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by inadvertently making out with a racist
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AcrobaticSource3: Hey, you got to make out with her, so it’s a win. Did you join the mile high club?
sdestruct1: The stage was set perfectly, plane almost empty, late evening flight (so the few passengers might be trying to sleep) and he can't get pas... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1657667159 | 1657740675 | t3_vxoa9f | t5_2to41 | 62 | MissMyself123: TIFU by using airplane Wi-Fi
TIFU by using airplane WI-FI
This started last week when we traveled from the west coast back home to the east coast. I thought I would catch up on work on the plane and used an old email to get the Wi-Fi (paid for it). First mistake of course - never use unsecured public Wi... | 7 | 8.857143 | |
1657668241 | 1657713657 | t3_vxongn | t5_2to41 | 64 | bluegrassmommy: TIFU by washing my hands at work
Obligatory this actually happened many years ago but I still think about it very often.
I used to work at this one small office that only had one restroom per sex (1 male, 1 female). The restrooms were also connected to our break room area.
One afternoon I was going on... | 3 | 21.333333 | |
1657673416 | 1657683914 | t3_vxqct3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | bigrandy2222: TIFU by getting caught upper deckering my brother in laws toilet
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mtsmylie: I'm going to need a diagram for this. I'm completely lost.
Crumpfrit: He shitty in the water tank, aka the upper deck. Next flush, or more, will fill the toilet bowl with brown dookie water.
mtsmylie: Damn
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1657666397 | 1657761931 | t3_vxo0hq | t5_2to41 | 93 | theivyangel: TIFU by getting too close to a strange dog
I was helping a family to look after their kids. There were three of them. The dad was working outside and the mom was looking after the kids. One has autism and she felt that she couldn't look after all of them well enough so she called me to help. I've done this... | 15 | 6.2 | |
1657673568 | 1657681029 | t3_vxqeic | t5_2to41 | 1 | QueenFrankie420: TIFU by smoking the filter of my cigarette
So this literally just happened.
I don't need the whole lecture about how bad smoking is for my health and I should quit and etc so please just listen to my tale.
I've smoked for a while and I've never ever ever actually lit the wrong side of a cigarette bef... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1657676035 | 1657676755 | t3_vxr75n | t5_2to41 | 43 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #30! Come share your stories and hang out!
bouncelilkittyyy: is there like a schedule to when different mods host?
JC1812: Not really..
bouncelilkittyyy: Love you and the bean guy, was just wondering ❤️🔥
DATTOOTHP1CK: Dick rider
| 5 | 8.6 | |
1657677231 | 1657709528 | t3_vxrks7 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU and asked my autistic friend to be our third.
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j4rj4r: Grow up
Iprobdntlikeyou: Great advice. Let me write that down.
| 3 | 6.666667 | |
1657675828 | 1657694385 | t3_vxr4q6 | t5_2to41 | 3,180 | Wonderful_Ant_9069: TIFU by getting my mom and my Gf’s mom to think we hated each other while we secretly dated (Update)
[Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vrymis/tifu_by_getting_my_mom_and_my_gfs_mom_to_think_we/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Hey everyone. The comments we... | 7 | 454.285714 | |
1657682144 | 1657715282 | t3_vxt5ky | t5_2to41 | 18 | deaths-wife: TIFU by letting my cat sleep on my bed
This happened like 10 minutes ago, pray for me xoxo
My cat is kind of antisocial but seems to enjoy being in my room. So she'd been in here pretty much all day dozing around doing whatever and then as I'm settling down to sleep around 3:20am (my sleep schedule has be... | 3 | 6 | |
1657681699 | 1657723213 | t3_vxt0f0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Spherickle: TIFU by house sitting for my parents
My parents have made good life choices and are both retired in their mid 60’s. They worked hard in their prime and now go on a yearly trip of some kind just because they can. My brother and I are naturally happy for their success, and we try our best to make sure they... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1657682948 | 1657715609 | t3_vxtegz | t5_2to41 | 484 | Comedyjunkie06: TIFU by thinking I was going on a date and the next day becoming the worst day of my life
No this did not happen today but that does not stop everyone from reminding me of this day yearly. This is the story of Pat Damico day
Anyway here it goes. So back in 8th grade I started dating my first real “love... | 8 | 60.5 | |
1657684218 | 1657721537 | t3_vxts3n | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing some self maintenance
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AustinBennettWriter: I honestly thought this was going to end up with mint body wash on a freshly shaved ballsack.
I've read too much Reddit.
methodologie: Why is this even a story though
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1657684404 | 1657686344 | t3_vxtu4j | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting banned from a Twitch/Discord I held dear
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SaltMarshGoblin: No advice, but losing access to that community sounds painful. I send you a hug if you want it!
TrashPersonForever: Thanks, I appreciate your comment all the same. And thank you for the virtual hug. It really does hurt but I... | 3 | 1 | |
1657682535 | 1657686674 | t3_vxta1z | t5_2to41 | 12 | Lunacatgirl3496: TIFU by reading the directions on a vitamin container
When I(15) was a kid I never liked the texture of gummies, didn’t matter if it was a worm or just a regular old gummy bear , if I couldn’t swallow it because it’s size then I’d just give it to my family for them to enjoy then deal with the awful fe... | 3 | 4 | |
1657682956 | 1657718451 | t3_vxtejz | t5_2to41 | 13 | S-wa-S: TIFU by being a dessert betting addict.
I am addicted to betting desserts. It can be the smallest or largest thing. I don't care what it is, if you want it done all it takes is one order of dessert. So much so that I've been labeled a dessert vulture in my friend group. Everyone knows I'm the dessert king by no... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1657690291 | 1657758087 | t3_vxvi9m | t5_2to41 | 192 | DumpsterPuff: TIFU by looking at my own postoperative notes; I'm scarred for life
No pun intended, I swear.
I'm training to be a medical coder, AKA the people who translate what your doctor says in your medical charts and converts it to ICD-10/procedure codes that get submitted to health insurance for reimbursement. ... | 3 | 64 | |
1657690776 | 1657695115 | t3_vxvn06 | t5_2to41 | 15 | KiritoSAO95: TIFU by accidentally swiping the wrong way when trying to share some photos.
So this morning I (26M) was looking through the new JWST images to download them and the Hubble example photos of the same subjects. So I download them and ask my mum if she would like to see them and walk over to show her. So I o... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1657691243 | 1657715530 | t3_vxvraw | t5_2to41 | 20 | thebluecrab11: TIFU by buying a boat and trusting the seller's opinion on the condition of everything
So yeah, this just happened. Backstory, I live in Virginia and travelled to Florida for a business trip. I've been looking into buying an airboat for a couple years now, and decided that this trip would be the perfect ... | 4 | 5 | |
1657691243 | 1657737897 | t3_vxvrb7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Throwaway383739293: Tifu by not checking my PBNJ ingredients
I've been debating posting this since it happened, and since I ended up making a throwaway account I decided to say fuck it.
Obligatory this didn't happen today, it happened Friday.
So it was about 3 pm and I had yet to eat anything, so I wandered into ... | 4 | 2 | |
1657693454 | 1657771123 | t3_vxwbj3 | t5_2to41 | 226 | diamondrose09: TIFU by spilling my best friends biggest secret
I know the title sounds bad, but give me a chance. Today, I was on FaceTime with my best friend who we’ll call Katie for privacy reasons. So Katie confided in me a secret that she had not yet told anyone. I however, could have swore I heard her say that she... | 8 | 28.25 | |
1657694709 | 1657700679 | t3_vxwn1s | t5_2to41 | 6 | Level-Pen8107: TIFU by learning about my moms past
On mobile so I apologize for the format. But I (15f) and apart a mixed family kind of. I have a half brother and and two step siblings on my dads side and two step brothers on my moms side (none of the step siblings are biological) My parents divorced when I was little... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1657696403 | 1657758795 | t3_vxx2pw | t5_2to41 | 31 | ladycustard1011: TIFU by breaching an agreement with my wife and fondling with her body while she sleeps.
I (m27) was recently married to my friend of 4 years (f28). We started living together right after our marriage, so about close to two weeks now. I am a highly sexual and physically intimate person. I like to have ... | 11 | 2.818182 | |
1657701104 | 1657893818 | t3_vxy73e | t5_2to41 | 50,966 | 098765439: TIFU by leaving a massive order alone with my now ex and her 14 friends
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Qyro: Honestly I feel kicking her out isn’t enough. I’d be considering legal action.
BrainzKong: Massive overkill
Qyro: You wouldn’t consider legal action when someone steals from you?
BrainzKong: I wouldn't go to the immense t... | 22 | 2,316.636364 | |
1657697934 | 1657764364 | t3_vxxfyc | t5_2to41 | 31 | Dramatic_Flatworm_34: TIFU by giving my girlfriend space
Bit of context first, my job involves a lot of travel to point I have to make sacrifices of home life but I usually try the hardest I can to balance it out.
For example if I miss someone birthday I try be there Christmas I understand its crap but its my job and I... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1657701486 | 1657706464 | t3_vxyaa8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a coworker a toy for their pet only to find it in the trash
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Dark_Jester: Wait, what did the coughing have to do with anything? Why is that relevant? I'm so confused. You added that in as if it was pivotal.
jsveiga: That got me confused too.
Dark_Jester: Actually looking at it again, ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1657703109 | 1657709262 | t3_vxyol9 | t5_2to41 | 41 | Nicooooolla: TIFU by wanting to get tied up
This happened almost 2 days ago, it was midnight and I still didn’t want to sleep yet. So I did what normal people do—I asked my bf to have sex but to tie me up and blindfold me. I was naked, vulnerable, blind, and can’t move. Things have been going well till he left the room... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1657706938 | 1657711497 | t3_vxzncd | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: tifu ordering from the wrong restaurant
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nrfx: egg foo young on your face
splashjlr: I was smacked with a big fat Kung Pao
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1657710183 | 1657710860 | t3_vy0iyv | t5_2to41 | 78 | master-gojirian: TIFU giving an opinion which got dev fired.
So, this was Friday. I got asked by my team lead how our new developer was doing and I gave some good feedback. Like he's doing good work, is a bit slow but that is to be expected cause it's a big project and he's in the deep end.
That's all fine. Fast forw... | 3 | 26 | |
1657710777 | 1657712723 | t3_vy0owh | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by mixing up my Comic-Con flight
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primusinterpares1: Contact the airline, explain the situation and ask if they can rebook you to the date you want, crediting the ticket you already have towards payment
Sunwalker98: Thank you! I’ll try that!
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1657711249 | 1657832515 | t3_vy0thv | t5_2to41 | 10,389 | throwaway019116: TIFU by trusting the pull-out method. My retirement is f*****
I (47m) have 3 kids in their 20’s. All are independent and live on their own, one is pregnant with her first child. I was done, ready to be a grandpa, starting to think about selling my company and taking an early retirement.
Then I met he... | 28 | 371.035714 | |
1657712718 | 1657742392 | t3_vy18en | t5_2to41 | 233 | dot_got_lost: TIFU by painting over a crime scene
My neighboor hired me to paint his basement walls.
He recently got his basement sealed after doing some renovations in it.
I noticed there was some blood and hair on one of the trims. I didn't say anything since neighboor was acting increasingly weird.
I just go ahead... | 6 | 38.833333 |
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