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1657711355 | 1657715561 | t3_vy0ukd | t5_2to41 | 149 | Zakkattack86: TIFU by assuming I was alone
This actually happened yesterday morning. I usually get to work at 4:30am and I see no other signs of life till around 6am. I work on the 5th floor and there's 3 functional elevators. When you push the button to go up from the lobby, it's usually the first or second elevator t... | 5 | 29.8 | |
1657714135 | 1657716447 | t3_vy1o9z | t5_2to41 | 11 | tturtle205: TIFU by taking a joke way too far
So need and someone in my friend group tend to regularly get into playful insulting matches but this time I greatly fucked up with this insult. I feel like such an asshole literally shaking with self hate. I had knowingly said to my friend that is one of the best people I... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1657714439 | 1657726472 | t3_vy1rm3 | t5_2to41 | 21 | existnlangst: TIFU by overestimating my capacity to handle edibles
I'm a retired Army veteran with a 100% disability rating. I am in constant pain from injuries overseas. A few months ago, my drinking was getting out of hand. I was drinking heavily to numb my pain and to quiet the noise from my PTSD. Recently, after el... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1657715073 | 1657716386 | t3_vy1ypa | t5_2to41 | 86 | TickledRedd: TIFU by touching myself with a Scoville rating of approx 5000.
This fuck up happened about 6 hours ago, and boy is she a doozy.
I thought I'd make the brave decision to do some adulting today, cook a healthy dinner, prep some lunches...the fun stuff. So as I'm cutting my veggies, I bravely cut and stripp... | 3 | 28.666667 | |
1657717162 | 1657755214 | t3_vy2n8n | t5_2to41 | 3 | No-Statistician-7753: TIFU installing an aquarium heater
So my aquarium heater just arrived (ordered from amazon) and it was hard figuring out how it works. Some time later I manage to turn it on. Now I want to check on it so I pull it outside the water. Could've Fu'd there but didn't. Now this shizo Is ON outside the ... | 3 | 1 | |
1657645216 | 1657725197 | t3_vxg26f | t5_2to41 | 21 | Atizok: TIFU by sharing my gf's netflix account on my tv
TIFU by sharing my gf's netflix account on my tv
First of all, sorry for my English it's not my first language
So this wasn't technically today and more like quite a couple years ago, back then I (23M) was with my still current gf (23F) just chilling out wat... | 3 | 7 | |
1657719406 | 1657720767 | t3_vy3fhq | t5_2to41 | 4 | GuitarrGEEK: TIFU by shar✝️ing on roomates face
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fuckhumans_2020: omgg poor him💀💀
GuitarrGEEK: that shit must’ve felt like fire maybe he will actually set me on fire
fuckhumans_2020: i mean he should😂
GuitarrGEEK: you think i should be set on fire just because i pulled an amber heard on him
fuckhumans_2020:... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1657675551 | 1657836143 | t3_vxr1h4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | valkrianrose: TIFU by getting myself blacklisted from the local OBGYN
Let me start from the beginning which is long to better explain what lead to TIFU. Also men of reddit, please feel free to skip this.
Late last year, I went to my local OGBYN to get the pap and for a concern I had for light spotting and pain on m... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1657722150 | 1657723430 | t3_vy4f09 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my step brother caught COVID, accidentally made him tell everyone he got Herpes…
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My_Cat_Louie: Mononucleosis is NOT a type of herpes. It can be contracted just drinking after someone. If your family thinks it herpes, you need to clarify because that extra shitty to let them think t... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1657722197 | 1657724556 | t3_vy4flf | t5_2to41 | 12 | FriarTuckeredOut: TIFU: Stolen Lunch
TIFU: This happened to me just now. I brought some food to work yesterday, but then ended up getting free lunch and from The Honey-baked Ham no less. So, I left my food in the fridge overnight. I got to work today and I went to the fridge and to add something to my lunch for the day... | 3 | 4 | |
1657707788 | 1657889096 | t3_vxzvmd | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: tifu in online class
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Mrcrispyeggroll: Weirdo
imnewonredditso: That i am.
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1657725160 | 1657764449 | t3_vy5kqd | t5_2to41 | 72 | xibb: TIFU by brushing my baby’s hair
So last night (I guess last night IFU) I wanted to take some cute photos of my baby, but his hair was looking like it somehow got hit by a typhoon on a bender, we’re talking Jimmy Newtron style cowlick meets Krusty the Clown patterned hair. The little Safety First hairbrush with it... | 4 | 18 | |
1657728994 | 1657731831 | t3_vy74ha | t5_2to41 | 1 | Teenage_Dirtbag_05: TIFU by saying period blood is disgusting
i (17F) am a cosplayer on tik tok. and if there is one thing i can tell you about the cosplay community is that they are RUTHLESS. you have no room for mistakes, no matter your age. one fuck up, and you’re done. you might as well delete your account because ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1657729978 | 1657797466 | t3_vy7irt | t5_2to41 | 4,245 | [deleted]: TIFU by committing "Domestic Terrorism" in the name of a prank and possibly participating in the greatest story ever told
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CODERED41: What I got out if this is that Marks a dick.
Vespasian79: I get this feeling too, maybe I’m not understanding the fear or whatever? but it’s seemed they were all frie... | 7 | 606.428571 | |
1657731090 | 1657734496 | t3_vy7yxt | t5_2to41 | 18 | LazarianV: TIFU By Sitting down to use the bathroom while on vacation
So, this literally just happened. I'm on vacation with family about 4 hours from my house. We are all sitting out on the back porch talkimg and suddenly, I feel the need to poop, so I excuse myself to go inside to the restroom. While sitting down, I ... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1657734094 | 1657819900 | t3_vy95b4 | t5_2to41 | 314 | Noogatuck: TIFU by looking in the wrong place
Today, while eating my lunch, brown rice with beef, I had a large, nay, gargantuan booger in my nose. I could feel it, it was there. I planned to ignore it and deal with the situation later, after I had finished my lunch. Unfortunately however, without warning, a violent sn... | 7 | 44.857143 | |
1657735782 | 1657776764 | t3_vy9sqh | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking a woman was trying to help a homeless person but was actually asking me out
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ilikeyouforyou: As the other commenter said, she'll likely walk past you again or on the other side of the street to avoid you. So you'll need to be proactive and wave her to come talk to you.
She's likely... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1657737642 | 1657743961 | t3_vyaiid | t5_2to41 | 23 | AllPurposeNerd: TIFU by slipping in the shower.
So I'm in the shower before work (I work nights), cleansing my filthy human form, everything is normal. It's your typical 'standing room only' shower with shelves in the corner for soaps and razors and such. I've been using Head & Shoulders for decades because my pube... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1657738241 | 1657739019 | t3_vyaquy | t5_2to41 | 8 | Every_Job_1863: TIFU by insulting my freinds sunburn
context: My freind 'Felix' got a sunburn the other day. I don't know how bad it is because they've only texted me, but they say they're uncomfterble.
also, Felix is the host of the GC.
So this happened a few days ago. I didn't think it was that serious at the time, ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1657738684 | 1657740292 | t3_vyax0i | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by wasting $8,000 on functional medicine
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welcometothemaschine: Wait… what do you mean by low-normal vitamin b and ferritin?
It’s either normal or it’s low.
haphazardhues: You can be on the lower end of the "normal" range of things, and it can still cause issues.
welcometothemaschine: If it’s... | 4 | 3 | |
1657741114 | 1657743364 | t3_vybv9w | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by existing I guess
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Combologo: I usually don't say that.... But man, I never saw a bigger first-world-problem-post than this one.
SnappySnakez: Do you think theres a better subreddit than this, I was thinking of putting on r/wellthatsucks instead but I didn't. Yet I know that the people in thi... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1657741135 | 1657894175 | t3_vybvjv | t5_2to41 | 45,558 | JustMonikaJustDdlc: TIFU Asking my Tinder date to choke me.
(This Happened a few weeks back, only posting now since the condition has finally cleared up.)
I've just recently started getting back into the dating scene. Met up with a guy from tinder that I'd been chatting with for a few days for drinks. Things were goi... | 31 | 1,469.612903 | |
1657744434 | 1657788510 | t3_vyd5r2 | t5_2to41 | 96 | Okeano_: TIFU by letting our subreddit turn into r/AmITheAsshole#2
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Diet_Coke: I think we should have a 2 out of 3 rule:
☐ Today
☐ I
☐ Fucked Up
If you can't check at least 2 of these, it doesn't belong.
andrealessi: Today I ate a sammich.
Childeater8: #OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
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1657728966 | 1657756103 | t3_vy7433 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Hawkholly: TIFU by buying a 3DS
Obligatory not today. This was in 2011.
I was 12 years old and in love with Nintendo consoles. The 3DS had been out for a few months at this point, but I didn’t have one yet because my parents had wanted me to learn how to pay for things myself and save money.
So I worked really hard a... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1657746870 | 1657757983 | t3_vye3py | t5_2to41 | 891 | Better_Guidance_465: TIFU googling bf's dads screen name
Using a throwaway. TIFU by googling my bfs dad's screen name. I'm trying to be vague because this could potentially damage my relationship and my bf has reddit. I saw my bfs dad's screen name on an app and decided to also look him up to see if he had other social... | 9 | 99 | |
1657747408 | 1657747966 | t3_vyeb59 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU realising there's another way you can hold hands with someone.
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MelodicTour2: I'm thoroughly confused
TheGMan1981: One persons arm always has to be in front of the other persons arm when walking side by side holding hands. OP has been selfish and always taken the more comfortable hand holding ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1657745711 | 1657753451 | t3_vydn91 | t5_2to41 | 30 | Zoomii555: TIFU by catching my dad eating a late night snack
This happened last night, and I won't lie, it hurt to see. Some context about my dad, he's a functioning alcoholic with some sort of eating disorder. I want to clarify, he's never been abusive to me or my mom when he's drunk, but knowing he drinks is kind o... | 5 | 6 | |
1657752489 | 1657756460 | t3_vyg9ri | t5_2to41 | -36 | hiruru1: TIFU by thinking with my dick
So I'll just start this off by saying I'm a 16M. A few days ago I was hanging out at my friends house. I was having a good time and then these girls came over. One of them was kinda chubby and she started talking to me. She wasnt exactly my type or anything, but after chatting for... | 6 | -6 | |
1657752283 | 1657753587 | t3_vyg6vx | t5_2to41 | 14 | Mobile-Helicopter-73: TIFU by ordering more stuff than needed at work
I just got off of work today, and today I fucked up. I bought way more supplies than we needed.
I got a lot of pallets of material, more so than we need, and we have to see if our supplier will take ~5 and let us get them back in over time, because ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1657747735 | 1657756874 | t3_vyefm9 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Need-for-geese: TIFU by cosplaying to see the latest Thor movie at a small local theater, in the middle of a heat wave, after my mother had been diagnosed with an incurable illness
Technically last week, the day of the release. My partner came with me. I never got the chance to do this kind of things when I was young, ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1657754215 | 1659206344 | t3_vygwn6 | t5_2to41 | 41 | SquishySpark: TIFU by answering the phone with a joke
I received a phone call tonight from my niece’s (25) number. She lives 15 minutes away, and my husband and I have been helping her the last few years to get on her feet. I answered the phone with “Bob’s Mortuary, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce”.
It was her... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1657754974 | 1657757007 | t3_vyh6is | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realizing a joke was a joke
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andku23: That feeling when you don't realize a comment is a comment smh....
mcdonalds8592: idk what this means
andku23: Try read through the post again, there's a minor typo I think
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1657755740 | 1657758372 | t3_vyhg8k | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: Tifu by overhearing my mums conversation
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redbucket75: You'll get over it
TheChuck76: Under it
Close to it
Behind it....
Alternative_Touch798: In it
TheChuck76: 
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1657755870 | 1657809637 | t3_vyhhvz | t5_2to41 | 62 | Lil_FlipWhip: TIFU by taming a stray cat
So this just happened a few minutes ago. I just got back from a midnight gym session. I was going to lock my front door when I saw this young, grey cat. Me being a cat lover of course opened the door to greet the little guy. At first he was a bit hesitant, but after a few minute... | 7 | 8.857143 | |
1657756038 | 1657756646 | t3_vyhk3v | t5_2to41 | 13 | 11Luski: TIFU in my lab by dropping 130$ lab equipment because I RAN INTO A WALL
TIFU in my lab. I work in a biochemistry laboratory as an undergraduate student and was making gel plates for SDS-PAGE (gel electrophoresis). The part where I fucked up is I was wrapping them up in paper towels to keep them hydrated and to... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1657757769 | 1657759553 | t3_vyi5cj | t5_2to41 | 8 | Fr3nchT0astCrunch: TIFU by assuming my brother was getting frisky with his much younger roommate
First, some background info. My brother is 29. He's currently single, although he's been with three different ladies in the past, though he fell out with all of them due to some...issues they had. Not too long ago, I found ... | 4 | 2 | |
1657761704 | 1657763380 | t3_vyjh8s | t5_2to41 | 5 | DylantotheJ: TIFU by not taking time with my beef ribs and choking.
I went to an all you can eat sushi restaurant with my friend and we ordered our food and started catching up.
I ordered my usual Kalbi which is thin Japanese beef ribs. I love it because it's always very tender and soft. I was tearing it with my teeth... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1657761785 | 1657817818 | t3_vyjibc | t5_2to41 | 197 | EntrySouth5962: TIFU Reading my partners journal
Me (m) and my partner (they/them) have been dating for almost 3 years now. Our anniversary is coming up but I noticed it wasn't on the calender. Our relationship hasn't been the best and that's no fault of just theirs. They've been changing a lot and I don't feel they t... | 12 | 16.416667 | |
1657762563 | 1657774233 | t3_vyjrpa | t5_2to41 | 11 | throwwwyawayy9089: TIFU by telling my bf I think I'd beat womens mma fighters in a fight
So I'm a 25f and my bf loves watching mma. Well we were watching it together recently and there were some womens matches on. I was looking at the size of some of them and was saying to him that I think I'd be able to beat them in a... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1657763925 | 1657801637 | t3_vyk7gl | t5_2to41 | 96 | chrismoltisantii: TIFU by telling the guy I like I fantasize about him
Long backstory short, I've (23F) had a thing for this guy (22M) for a few months now but he has a girlfriend of 8 years so I just decided to never tell him and stay friends.
Yesterday, I had pretty major back surgery so I was heavily medicated. I ... | 5 | 19.2 | |
1657764948 | 1657781253 | t3_vykjs9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | SilverLucket: TIFU By not moving my files over
I'm not too sure if this belongs here, but I felt like I might as well try.
TLDR: I didn't move video files recorded in HD to my external hard drive, I got kicked out of my game.
I record videos while I play games. Even if I don't post them on YouTube, I like to have ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1657770795 | 1657950017 | t3_vymew8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | TheLexus_: TIFU by Ruining a 9 year friendship.
I (17M) have know my best friend (16F) for 9 years. We met at school and we both had no friends so I decided to talk to her and, to my surprise, she was very nice! We got along immediately and in a matter of weeks we became best friends... As expected I developed feelings... | 6 | 1 | |
1657773493 | 1657806079 | t3_vyn8cn | t5_2to41 | 12 | Im_in_admin_hell: TIFU by getting my company summonsed to court for unpaid council bills - UK but advice from anyone please!!!
Hey, a first time poster here. I also posted this on r/WorkAdvice, but also here to see if I can get a response quickly so thank you!
Please please be kind, I know everyone's going though stuf... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1657773053 | 1657809061 | t3_vyn3pl | t5_2to41 | 9,428 | gothixgutz666: TIFU/ i punched my girlfriend in the face
[UPDATE]- since so many seem concerned that this is a story of domestic abuse/violence. it isn’t, it was all by accident. we laugh about it every single time it gets brought up and let me just remind u that the events happened while someone was half asleep.
i a... | 8 | 1,178.5 | |
1657776522 | 1657781559 | t3_vyo3jw | t5_2to41 | 9 | xQcPlace: TIFU by agreeing to go to the beach.
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Tapdancer556011: Fwiw, I don't think you're a pedophile. You and P are just a couple of horny teenagers. My advice is to go with your grandma and help her. P will do what she wants to do and so will her sister.
If P ends up being in the same place as you, abso... | 3 | 3 | |
1657778233 | 1657779346 | t3_vyoknd | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by leaving my s*x toy in the bathroom that my parents use
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LoopyMind: What a absolute useless story, tell us what the things are!
Emotional_Double_600: Ugh fine
slurs818: .....
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1657780282 | 1657781903 | t3_vyp4hi | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu by unintentionally hinting at a (completely untrue) racist family history.
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raven080068: I bet you don't have many friends left, if any
MersWhaawhaa: Yeah. Have to agree. Who wants to be friends with someone like that. Waste of time and emotional investment.
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1657780562 | 1657785438 | t3_vyp73x | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu wearing pajamas in the elevator
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___Phreak___: Surely the real question is why did you leave your hotel room in nightware in the first place. Have consideration for others and dress yourself next time.
koozy407: Pajamas in a hotel elevator? You mean, being comfortable on a vacation? How dare he... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1657782539 | 1657795853 | t3_vypov5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | onenightblunder: TIFU by commenting on my GF’s Friend IG photo
It was very late at night around 3AM.
In a conversation, between me, her and her friend, he accidentally slipped out that she is bi-curious and being a straight guy I felt a sudden discomfort knowing that.
I was pooling with random insecure thoughts and ... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1657783745 | 1657800911 | t3_vypzx1 | t5_2to41 | 11,314 | HopelessPieceOfPasta: TIFU By telling my bf about my back up plans for the future
TIFU by telling my bf my back up plan for my future
TIFU by telling my bf that I'd join the military if I didn't find a passion.
Me and my bf were taling about our future and we started taking about our hobbies and passions. He loves al... | 13 | 870.307692 | |
1657789400 | 1657797184 | t3_vyrclq | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my gf if she would break up with me
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PepsiCoconut: I dont think you fucked up.
imjustbrowsing123: Yeah definitely not a fuck up. This just seems like a rational conversation. Two completely different worldviews and OP had a convo seeing if it was a deal breaker... I wish more people h... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1657790163 | 1657896591 | t3_vyrjav | t5_2to41 | 731 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on my partners phone
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[deleted]: This is the worst Hinge advertisement I’ve ever seen
Grumzz: You could definitely say that this guy is.. unhinged
Sorry, I couldn't resist!
Op, I'm truly sorry that he did that to you. As if the cheating wasn't bad enough. At least you know it has no... | 9 | 81.222222 | |
1657792570 | 1657846893 | t3_vys48q | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU Tipping 150% to an UberEats Delivery Driver
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electricgyro: Mistake on your part initially yes but overall it probably helped feed his family that night or the next night anyway so is it really a mistake or an unintentional charity?
electricgyro: EDIT: I'm disappointed about this OP. Im glad som... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1657795824 | 1657796553 | t3_vysyrc | t5_2to41 | 2 | CDriveChase: TIFU by going down Applewhite Road (Donkey Lady Bridge)
Let me start this off by saying, while you might think i'm bullshitting you when I say Applewhite Road, I'm DEAD serious. It's a real place, and it's terrifying.
This story is 100% true and happened about 7 hours before I wrote this.
Me and my siste... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1657801335 | 1657802230 | t3_vyul9g | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by saving a topless woman from drowning
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geefunken: Literally reads like a badly acted, 90s teen comedy movie.
SubtleName12: American Pie Presents: Pearl Necklace
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1657803586 | 1657819147 | t3_vyvbgq | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by faking fridge temperature recording logs at work.
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NostradaMart: you're so fucking stupid, change jobs, people like you should NEVER handle food.
Blueroflmao: Normally id say this is harsh
But i wholly agree. These routines are there, and are strict for a reason. Dont fudge this shit becaus... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1657804333 | 1657813811 | t3_vyvkxo | t5_2to41 | 156 | Houseton: TIFU by having a spicy bowl of cereal and milk
This just happened. I'm eating a fiber cereal to keep myself regular, yay older age, as I have has issues in the past with it, but it's dreadfully boring on the tongue so I drizzled some local honey on it. Now the honey in question comes from wildflowers so it is... | 6 | 26 | |
1657806280 | 1657884196 | t3_vyw94h | t5_2to41 | 4 | Muted-Ad-6567: TIFU by telling my friends gf to “quit overreacting”
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sacco645: You honestly don't sound fun to play with.
Muted-Ad-6567: We only took building materials, not any guns or actually good stuff just building materials.
sacco645: Stop trying to justify stealing from your friends. Raids aren't a core... | 9 | 0.444444 | |
1657808767 | 1657813842 | t3_vyx5ty | t5_2to41 | 15 | iKickel: TIFU, I am being blackmailed by a random instagram account.
Okay so first off I know I am an idiot. I couldn’t help it I’m a horny dip-shit. So just like other people that this has happened to. They DM you on instagram and want to talk and then it moves quickly to Snapchat as they are asking for a dick and se... | 5 | 3 | |
1657809049 | 1657844176 | t3_vyx9s0 | t5_2to41 | 22,246 | Noir_A_Mous: Tifu by unhinging my jaw while eating in front of a coworker
So my body is kinda weird, I'm double jointed in many areas of my body. I'm double jointed in my fingers, toes, wrists and, you guessed it, jaw. This let's me unhinge my jaw with a slightly audible poping sound when I do. I also dont have much of... | 15 | 1,483.066667 | |
1657811564 | 1657812408 | t3_vyy8ah | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu by wearing a robe
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CountrySax: twigs n berries for lunch
wildadragon: That's for breakfast, meat and potatoes for lunch
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1657813018 | 1657814280 | t3_vyysgb | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu by sending a dancing girl gif to my class
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Deadknickers: Just say, “whoops sorry wrong link, that was meant for brother/sister/cousin/friend/whatever, here’s the proper link”
I personally would just find it funny and not say anything, but I’m an introvert and overly polite. Others will find it... | 3 | 2 | |
1657812219 | 1657833646 | t3_vyyhcd | t5_2to41 | 8 | Zyrocks: TIFU by cutting my GF's ear
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anca21m: With a snowball? How was the cut?
JMochs23: It likely wasn't so much a snowball as it was an iceball. When you spend time making the 'perfect throwing snowball' you end up glazing over the outside of it and then it becomes a very dangerous projectile
Ocean_Spice: ... | 4 | 2 | |
1657812963 | 1657815772 | t3_vyyrpb | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by slapping ass.
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LordBruschetta: You MIL wants you.
Rover267: How
LordBruschetta: I don't know
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1657813620 | 1657835596 | t3_vyz0k3 | t5_2to41 | 1,190 | The13Beast: TIFU by killing a mosquito on my wife's face
This was actually years ago but I just read a story that reminded me of it so here we are.
My wife and I were walking through my parents' garden and talking about what we were going to do about our little dog's health problems. I look over and there's a mosquito... | 4 | 297.5 | |
1657816620 | 1657880211 | t3_vz07e6 | t5_2to41 | 351 | BreakfastStrict6204: TIFU by accidentally giving myself an enema at the lake
I'm using a spare because I'm still so embarrassed over this entire thing. Okay I know the title is a bit out there but trust me it is so much worse than you could imagine. This happened a week ago at the time of writing and no I'm still not o... | 7 | 50.142857 | |
1657818540 | 1657834682 | t3_vz0yhr | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by ignoring my friends of 10 years+?
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bowlofjello: Be an adult and talk to them again. What’s the point of losing friends over literally nothing.
MyFutureAhead: What do u mean "literally nothing". The could have gotten into dangerous situation, drunk girls alone in downtown. Friends don't aband... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1657821969 | 1657845977 | t3_vz29wo | t5_2to41 | 37 | Jaybird_arts: TIFU by setting my father's pastor on fire
Edit: i messed up a word. Happens to me sometimes but pasture is the word i meant.
This didn't actually happened today but it hasn't been 24 hours so yeah. As the titles suggests a fire started in the pastor. So i am aware i started the fire but it was a complet... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1657825844 | 1657842893 | t3_vz3qnk | t5_2to41 | 33,207 | OhmyGODZAZEZ: TIFU by accidentally facetiming my boss while deep in my wife's cheeks at 1am.....
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JohnDeere714: Ur not getting fired. He’s too scared
ukchinouk: He’s sat in his office trying to get the courage to ask for a three way
JohnDeere714: Trying to figure out a way to get the footage
ironroad18: "Come ... | 9 | 3,689.666667 | |
1657829722 | 1657874161 | t3_vz3pbv | t5_2to41 | 8 | AnthonyDawnwalker: Oh he for sure won’t proposition me because I’m a guy also and we are both married! I’ve known him for almost a decade, hopefully he won’t mention it and we will just forgot it!
Devrij68: If I were your boss I would laugh my ass off and you'd never hear the end of it. I would get years, YEARS of fun ... | 4 | 2 | |
1657828548 | 1657832967 | t3_vz4rs0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | xizzeyx: TIFU by driving over a green traffic light
For Context:
I (17F) got my license last week. I‘m from Germany and until turning 18, you must drive with a registered person above 30, who has their license for at least 5 years.
Since I don’t get to drive often (Mom works until 9pm, and that’s when my step-dad goes... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1657830390 | 1657837011 | t3_vz5hen | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by underestimating how hot it was going to be inside the venue and passing out :/
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Drink15: Weed and alcohol will dehydrate you. Even if you are not smoking or drinking, always bring water to a concert or buy some. I thought this was well known but I was wrong.
dumplingluvrr11: no yeah. i'm alw... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1657822076 | 1657834710 | t3_vz2bd1 | t5_2to41 | 207 | rde42: TIFU by eating an ice lolly
This just happened. Not a major FU at all, but amusing.
I have been at home all day. It's hot, and I haven't been wearing a shirt. Keeping cool with fans and an ice cream and an ice lolly later on.
My wife arrived home and the first thing she said was "WHY do you have a big love bit... | 3 | 69 | |
1657834332 | 1657900364 | t3_vz70el | t5_2to41 | 2,166 | claraboldlygoes: TIFU by telling someone to have a great day.
Obligatory this wasn’t today, but rather several months ago.
I live in the South in the USA and am a manager in a restaurant. The owner of our restaurant like managers to speak to every guest who comes in, which is difficult considering it’s a large, popu... | 8 | 270.75 | |
1657819045 | 1657890968 | t3_vz15e0 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Rosesreallysmellike: TIFU by eating bad tacos
Okay I know what you’re thinking. “Haha food poisoning so funny 🙄” this story is soo much more than that, just stick with me.
The taco place across from my work knows I like the more unique tacos (lingua, tripas, etc) so they always have something like that as a speci... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1657838389 | 1657846640 | t3_vz8k66 | t5_2to41 | 2 | TheHandsomeBoby: TIFU by prank-calling a pizzeria without knowing the cashier was a hacker
This weird story happened about 4 years ago.
When I was 12 years old, I had a wonderful day. I got my math exam result, and I got a pretty good mark, I found 50 bucks on my way back home, and overall, I just felt amazing that d... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1657839226 | 1657840593 | t3_vz8v8l | t5_2to41 | 1 | NickTheNack: TIFU by eating chicken wings
Heres the story of the most wild thursday in my life. Obligatory not today, was last year.
Anyways, i worked at a resturant in the kitchen and decided to have some wings for dinner. Bout an hour later we are closing up and im feeling a little bubble gut coming on. I keep clos... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1657840015 | 1657865129 | t3_vz95rh | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my hook ups age.
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snoozyd00zy: I mean it would be fine if you were like 30 and he was 26 but you guys are in different stages of your life even if it’s only 4 years apart so idk
Nelmeow: Thissss is what makes it weird for me. I'm a whole adult paying taxes, getting a teacher job, and ... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1657840511 | 1657923861 | t3_vz9cgx | t5_2to41 | 6 | Delicious-Ladder-365: Tifu by ruining a friendship
Recently life has been the worst it ever has for me. I've been having suicidal thoughts almost every day. I have 3 really close friends who i've been going to throughout all of this. Recently i've noticed them distancing themselves, which I understand. I've been taking... | 3 | 2 | |
1657840806 | 1657926161 | t3_vz9gac | t5_2to41 | 121 | Shot_Barracuda9521: tifu i think i ruined my brothers lives
So today me and my step-dad were arguing over petty things and it kept going for a while eventually he got physical and things went south (im not hurt) he said he is moving out but i dont know what is going on. If he moves out i dont know how my brothers are g... | 4 | 30.25 | |
1657842127 | 1658102385 | t3_vz9x0s | t5_2to41 | 7 | bumbleblast: Tifu by getting written up on my first week for the absolute dumbest reason
So I work in a juice shop, I’m new, and my manager asks me to get cut mangoes from the walk in freezer, next to the peaches. So I go into it, and I’m completely lost, Which one is the mangoes and which one is the peaches??? They lo... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1657842344 | 1657890841 | t3_vz9zpj | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling one of my bsfs a sister
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Longjumping_Fox_9937: Mmmm, this might be better over at r/relationshipadvice? I don’t think you necessarily fucked up here.
Amazing-Quantity9394: yeah, maybe. Ill post this there too. In my mind its a fuck up. Not a huge one, but if im right and ive been acc... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1657844839 | 1657932259 | t3_vzausj | t5_2to41 | 23 | BringinItDirty: TIFU by taking the girl home from the party who won the Lap Dance Competition
Sooooo.... my buddies and I were having a party at one of our friends houses which usually is always a good thing. We had a lot of things going on and planned, hired bartenders and staff to assist. Well one of the events towar... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1657843391 | 1657886301 | t3_vzacyp | t5_2to41 | 12 | Civil_Chick: TIFU by staring my procedure prep two hours from my home.
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Tapdancer556011: I've had a double colonoscopy and my prep was awful. Up all night, even sleeping on the toilet. That was years ago. Now they have Cologard, a test you can do at home if you're at low risk. After finding out that your i... | 4 | 3 | |
1657846649 | 1657914921 | t3_vzbgsx | t5_2to41 | 144 | Teh-Not-The: TIFU by going to the convenience store
Today, I went to work with my grandma. I’ve been doing this more often because 1. She owns the store and I grew up there, and 2. It’s summer time and I have no plans. A block away from her store is a small convenience store owned by a bunch of Arab man that I’ve know... | 5 | 28.8 | |
1657847251 | 1657849933 | t3_vzbo1s | t5_2to41 | 14 | PissedCryptoDad: TIFU by putting my kids' college fund into Crypto
I am a 47 male dad who got into the Crypto hype last year. I was learning about investing and crypto. I thought I knew what I was doing so at the time and was thinking to myself "I can pay for my kids' college AND still be wealthy." I was planning to us... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1657850782 | 1657858532 | t3_vzcuax | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU for making my brother puke like an exorcist
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sick_hearts: Don't you mean like he's possesed? The exorcist is the person that does the exorcism.
[deleted]: Yes I meant that, thanks for the correction
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1657849111 | 1657890920 | t3_vzcaf5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Fit_MedManiac: TIFU by not skipping leg day
I (25F) had been weight training at the gym fairly regularly for a year until the pandemic started, then I started to do bodyweight and band-assisted exercises until I was able to go back to the gym around 4 months ago.
I had never deadlifted until a friend taught me how to ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1657853874 | 1657904636 | t3_vzdvl1 | t5_2to41 | 40 | pale_blue_womp: TIFU By Drinking 2 Day Old Nightstand Water.
I was really thirsty before bed, but didn’t feel like walking to the kitchen for water. I tend to let old cups with some water left collect on my nightstand until there’s no room left, then I take them all to the kitchen. This time I grabbed one of the cups a... | 8 | 5 | |
1657856668 | 1657923768 | t3_vzeswc | t5_2to41 | 689 | taintsauce: TIFU by trying to feed the snake without adult supervision
So, this literally just happened minutes ago. My wife is out of town and our ball python needed a tasty rat. Our snek has been pretty chill since we got him. A little derpy, but hasn't been a problem aside from trying to live on his back for a while... | 6 | 114.833333 | |
1657858938 | 1657860471 | t3_vzfj7o | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU Tipping 140% to a Pizza Delivery DriverS
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mdhunter99: Bruh I tipped my barber $30 on a $20 cut. I was sober. Didn’t realize it until I got home.
WhichWayzUp: What, did you pay with a $50 bill but you thought it was a $20?
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1657859312 | 1657970399 | t3_vzfndm | t5_2to41 | 561 | Mysterious-Report-20: TIFU: I drank from a natural stream
I am usually pretty smart about stuff outdoors but not today. It's actually a pretty short story...
I got lost on a 3-mile hike and it turned into an 8-mile hike. On the way back, after finding my way, I ran out of water because I was unprepared for such a long... | 14 | 40.071429 | |
1657860409 | 1657860743 | t3_vzfsw9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | neovb: In the grand scheme of life, no, this was absolutely not a FU. Sure you hooked up with someone who "wasn't up to your standards" but sounds like you had a good time nonetheless. Don't worry about what your friends think - I suspect at least some of the regret youre feeling is a result of your friends (half of wh... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1657861800 | 1657863611 | t3_vzgdv5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Megrr36: TIFU by telling my big sister I don't need her
I guess I'll just start with I'm a 16f and she's a year older than me 17f. She's also a lot bigger than me, always been more aggressive and been the type to wanna look out for me and stuff like that.
Recently I was having a bad day and she came over asking me how... | 4 | 2 | |
1657863111 | 1657903582 | t3_vzgs2h | t5_2to41 | 68 | epbol722: TIFU by punching a kid in the face
TIFU by punching a kid in the face.
I work with kids full-time, and for the most part I love them. I would never purposely hurt a child. That said, I punched one of my students in the face today. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
One of my kids was wearing a baseball cap and said, "I be... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1657869193 | 1657886616 | t3_vzif12 | t5_2to41 | 7,797 | ExecutiveAlpaca: TIFU by accepting a FaceTime from one of my employees...
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BinkoTheViking: “So…..how about that raise?” *stroke stroke*
ExecutiveAlpaca: He's definitely getting a promotion, that's all I'm going to say.
MrVolborus: >his dick (Jesus christ the size of that thing)
Care to explain ![gif](emot... | 7 | 1,113.857143 | |
1657870621 | 1657877256 | t3_vzirwk | t5_2to41 | 153 | dragonsaregnarly: TIFU by shitting my pants.
I must say, this did not happen today, it happened about a week ago but I have finally accepted it and decided to find the humour in it.
I am a young professional, just graduated college, got a job, and moved to a new city. I decided to go out to a bar and have a couple dr... | 4 | 38.25 | |
1657871675 | 1657960966 | t3_vzj0vn | t5_2to41 | 87 | Valentss8987: TIFU by sneezing with pudding in my mouth
TIFU by sneezing with chocolate pudding in my mouth. Living in Arizona, my allergies are fairly agitated, this is relevant later in the story. I was devouring a snack pack chocolate pudding, mouthful by mouthful in my living room. I was laying down and all of my f... | 6 | 14.5 | |
1657869076 | 1657876213 | t3_vzidup | t5_2to41 | 6 | Express-Credit7949: TIFU by apparently missing a whole class course
I'm just a college student in the Philippines just going about doing my trimester and video games just to get all this over with. We've just about started summer vacation for a few weeks now and I just received my grades right now this morning, and the... | 3 | 2 | |
1657874615 | 1657877406 | t3_vzjqxf | t5_2to41 | 14 | Samalam02: TIFU by stress eating
Bonus points I guess, this happened within the last 24 hours and the effects are just getting worse.
I stay home to watch my boyfriend’s three kids. Lately the stress has been getting to me, and I’ve been forgetting to take my antidepressants for the past week so I’m not in a great pla... | 5 | 2.8 |
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