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1657871186 | 1657877947 | t3_vziwth | t5_2to41 | 101 | frischance: TIFU by making it look like I ejaculated with such force I ripped a hole in my trousers
Tldr at bottom
TIFU by making it look like I came so hard I ripped a hole in my trousers.
This happened about 17 years ago when I was in year 7.
So I was in year 7 my first year of "big boy school" and I was getting ... | 5 | 20.2 | |
1657880608 | 1657881856 | t3_vzl9t2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | the_facetimed_wife: TIFU by being on all fours while my husband facetime with his boss
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d_an1: Sounds like you're trying too hard to write the next 50 shades.
MidiGong: Not hard enough tho
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1657881458 | 1658075404 | t3_vzli1b | t5_2to41 | 26,611 | SignMeOutNow: TIFU learning sign language (update)
**The Recap:**
[Original post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vslrhh/tifu_learning_sign_language)
The new man in my mom's life is Deaf. My mom really likes him and so do I. It's safe to say they're in the honeymoon phase of their relationship, and as the te... | 10 | 2,661.1 | |
1657883734 | 1657894148 | t3_vzm5i0 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by boarding an international flight while experimenting with natural deodorant
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twotall88: Umm... if you want to try actual natural deodorant I would suggest a mineral stone. The salt kills the bacteria, your pits don't get sticky from lemon sugar, and it never causes irritation unless you have... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1657885189 | 1657903990 | t3_vzmkfh | t5_2to41 | 438 | pookiebear6969: TIFU by accidentally speed bagging my boyfriend's family jewels.
This happened almost 12 years ago. I was heavily pregnant with our second child. We own a small cleaning business where we mostly clean overnight rentals. I'm the bathroom cleaner(self appointed job) because I'm just better at it. I'm in m... | 4 | 109.5 | |
1657885120 | 1657898160 | t3_vzmjqp | t5_2to41 | 27 | Ultopsso_YT: tifu by shutting down my pc using the physical restart button
Well i fucked up big time....
So today i was jus vibing to music and it started to lag and freeze so i decided to restart my pc using the physical restart button it started having this problem, D:/Windows/System32/Logfiles/Srt/Srttrail.txt
I t... | 7 | 3.857143 | |
1657885166 | 1657894599 | t3_vzmk7y | t5_2to41 | 22 | annapandax3: TIFU by not wrapping my tampon before throwing it in the trash
TW: blood and just… gross
I’m currently on a family trip and we’re sharing 1 bathroom with 5 girls and 1 boy. 2 of us are on our periods. We all went out for dinner and took our turns to shower after.
When it was my turn, I was already in the... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1657887226 | 1657964320 | t3_vzn7t9 | t5_2to41 | 25 | IdiotsThrowaway1373: TIFU I just logged into my exes account on instagram a few minutes ago…
Im 15 btw, so is she. We broke up maybe 3 months ago, and I was bored and curious. She made a new account after her old one was hacked, so I used her new username and old password and I thought she would have changed her passwo... | 8 | 3.125 | |
1657891012 | 1657892811 | t3_vzoi8v | t5_2to41 | 5 | scorpix6907: TIFU by being a depressed me bag
I (15m) got dumped in June by my girlfriend of 2 years and instead taking care of myself i sat in my room
Last night my gums in the back of my teeth swelled i thought they'd comedown if i got to sleep woke up this morning and it was infact worse
So I got up brushed my te... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1657893038 | 1657931915 | t3_vzp8bk | t5_2to41 | 61 | ThrowingThisAway372: TIFU by thinking with my dick and sending nudes to a (most likely) pedophile
I’m using a throwaway for this.
I’ll be calling the (most likely) pedophile: “they” or “impostor”
I (14M) suddenly got a DM from another Redditor claiming to be 15f.
This impostor said that they were bored and that the... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1657893204 | 1657912676 | t3_vzpaey | t5_2to41 | 2,629 | istheqthea: TIFU by almost castrating myself, getting covid, and losing $100.
TIFU FOR SURE. This FU has been happening since Wednesday morning and continues today.
A little backstory: so when lockdown started I switched my workouts generally from the gym to resistance band HIIT training workouts at a local park alo... | 6 | 438.166667 | |
1657893504 | 1657899895 | t3_vzpe68 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by adding onto the already $450 that I’ve spent over the course of about a month trying to get a package of lsd sent to me
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IndigoBlue7609: Posting all your criminal efforts on the internet should be your next "TIFU" (by admitting to federal crimes online) post. IDC if you enjoy your psychoact... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1657893288 | 1657894874 | t3_vzpbfz | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: TIFU by pressuring myself to grope a girl
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[deleted]: OP, this is some rapey shit
chrisXlr8r: Nah. Told her plenty of times to let go or say no. I even told her that a lack of response would be assumed to be consent several times. If I was rape-y I wouldn't have done that.
Also I didn't even want ... | 5 | -0.6 | |
1657888118 | 1658908349 | t3_vznify | t5_2to41 | 6 | KoroSenseiOwO: TIFU by trying to buy a baby heartbeat monitor
So I'm pregnant and it's my first time so I have a lot of anxiety about it, mostly just me freaking out because I don't feel him kick me when I'm working and I'm worried something is wrong. Which I know probably isn't the case but still, I can't help it. So ... | 3 | 2 | |
1657857666 | 1657899234 | t3_vzf4jj | t5_2to41 | 3 | Fishy0307: TIFU By trying to do art and craft
I have a problem with any thing related to art and craft that is to believe that I can do anything, even if I know nothing of that type of art. I've already started to do watercolor and crochet because of that. Last night, I thought " Why not start a new thing?" After looki... | 3 | 1 | |
1657899171 | 1657906293 | t3_vzrjvc | t5_2to41 | 8 | FuckthefuckingCCP: TIFU anal dipping
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ortolon: Got dangit, Bobby...
Squigglepig52: 6 am, and already the boy ain't right.
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1657899901 | 1657904177 | t3_vzru1c | t5_2to41 | 38 | thewobblejobble: TIFU by showing a cashier/waitress my shit
First time poster, I hope this doesn’t violate rule number 4. But anyway, on to the story:
I have been dealing with constipation recently. It has been around a week now, which quite put me in some discomfort. Anyway, today I had breakfast in a nice bakery. I ... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1657900863 | 1658031455 | t3_vzs7o7 | t5_2to41 | 30 | Stripbadguy: TIFU by watching a woman strip
I was on a live-stream today and I was talking with this woman who said she was doing strip shows. She asked me if I wanted one and I said yes. We went to Snapchat and I had my camera pointed at the wall I wasn’t showing my face. We talked and she did a strip show. After a wh... | 3 | 10 | |
1657902190 | 1657946439 | t3_vzsqfp | t5_2to41 | 16,130 | lissie_ar: TIFU by telling my kids “don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time”
TIFU by telling my kids “don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time”
I have 4 boys. It is important for me that they understand that they are responsible for their actions. I always tell them their actions have consequences, good or bad,... | 16 | 1,008.125 | |
1657902108 | 1657915504 | t3_vzspaz | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my S/O access to my gmail account and she found old nudes
So yeah, i gave her my gmail so she could watch amovie i rented on youtube. and im ngl, a few years ago on tumblr i paid for nudes and they were sent there and i starred them. i genuinely forgot that they were there as i rarely check my... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1657904519 | 1657916185 | t3_vztmpe | t5_2to41 | 10 | THE_dumb_giraffe: TIFU by using a substitute for lotion as my first time with lotion and now my dick burns
Yes this actually happened today, and it's still going on
I'm a 15 year old teen. And like any other teen, I have a wank from time to time.
But I have never needed to masturbate with lotion or anything, I don't k... | 5 | 2 | |
1657905070 | 1657910565 | t3_vztuk4 | t5_2to41 | 98 | throwaway7789982oi: TIFU by accidentally unmuting on zoom
Today I decided to attend my professor's office hours online as I had some questions leading up to the exam. Unfortunately due to the fact of our exam coming up, that meant lots of other people also had questions and attended.
Some other background information,... | 3 | 32.666667 | |
1657904425 | 1657912384 | t3_vztl98 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my friend that my coworker thinks he’s hot
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PowerPixel01: I think the best thing you can do right now (imho) is to talk it with your coworker, that you're interested with him but you said that they can "have him" only nervously. If your coworker is comprehensive enough, it should be ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1657910041 | 1657977350 | t3_vzvs2x | t5_2to41 | 26 | Keeganat0r: TIFU by using a pumice stone on my feet and stank up the whole bathroom
Obligatory on mobile. Anywho, today I used a pumice stone on my feet cuz they're a little more dried out than usual alright whatever, no big deal. Grab the pumice stone thingy, it's like one of those that's got the cheese grater looking... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1657904648 | 1657975020 | t3_vztolc | t5_2to41 | 483 | etoilesadventures: TIFU by forgetting three kids at the school
Mobile, English isn’t my mother language etc.
I work at a sports themed summer camp where we take kids from their houses and spend the day by doing various sports themed activities everyday. Anyway, I was pretty ill (sinusitis is sometimes a hell) and I wa... | 7 | 69 | |
1657913760 | 1658031201 | t3_vzx6v2 | t5_2to41 | 312 | withoutalone: TIFU by cursing around my aunt!
Well I just wanted to effect this out in the universe because I don’t know where I’ll be in the next hour or so. A little backstory, I’m currently living with my uncle and his wife, my uncle is cool, my aunt is not. I came before covid because my uncle had a heart attack an... | 8 | 39 | |
1657914153 | 1657926378 | t3_vzxbz7 | t5_2to41 | 38 | emrawrrr: TIFU by walking home by myself at night
So I'm a 16f and a couple days ago I was at my friends house hanging out with a few people. I got there pretty early and it was fun. They all live within a few minutes of each other and don't have far to go at all. I live the furthest away and it's a 30 minute walk.
We... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1657916469 | 1657923535 | t3_vzy6px | t5_2to41 | 8 | RemyVampVuitton: TIFU by getting caught vaping at work
This happens 15 minutes ago and I am so embarrassed I think my life is over. Today the building is pretty much empty. My boss also almost never comes out of his office but he still has to walk around the corner to get to my desk. I was on a lengthy phone call and w... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1657918533 | 1657933546 | t3_vzyxx7 | t5_2to41 | 37 | CoffeeAndCats2000: TIFU by teaching my toddler her first swear word
TIFU when I was flying back from a small Greek island with my MIL and my 2 under the weather children. (Baby was teething and sister had a high fever the day prior so was in recovery mood not covid we went to a Dr and got tested, she got sun sickness )... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1657920130 | 1657920936 | t3_vzzj74 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Savings-Welcome165: TIFU by asking hte barista for her breast milk
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algoporlacara: Who looks for a girlfriend on reddit man.
bewst_moar_bewst: Same folks who look for sex on tinder/grindr/etc.
algoporlacara: I don't think so, one is a place designated for it, the other isn't.
bewst_moar_bewst: /r/r4r would lik... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1657922830 | 1657923943 | t3_w00is6 | t5_2to41 | 15 | thisthrowawaybb5: TIFU by giving a homeless guy money to buy me alcohol
I'm a 17M and a couple days ago my friends and I wanted to drink. Now my dad and my friends parents are too strict and wouldn't buy us anything. None of our older siblings were around either. We had the money gathered up and I found a guy on the st... | 9 | 1.666667 | |
1657922875 | 1657972199 | t3_w00jc7 | t5_2to41 | 15,680 | Craniumulumuh: TIFU by getting my grandpa into Video Games
I (m/18) recently built my only living grandfather (m/ 80) a low spec gaming computer to forestall his light dementia, when i get a frantic call from my grandmother screaming that he had spent over 500 dollars on a combination of "Bluestacks Emulator" "Thunder ... | 17 | 922.352941 | |
1657922539 | 1657926350 | t3_w00evf | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my crush I liked them
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weissmanhyperion: There is no help for you, the ball is in her court now. You can only wait. She will choose to say yes or no, you could set an arbitrary time limit but if she doesn't say yes within a reasonable amount of time then you know the answer is no.
... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1657925353 | 1657928835 | t3_w01fea | t5_2to41 | 5 | CasPlayersSuck: TIFU by hitting a child with my car
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jeffnethery: Accidents happen everyday. You should have stopped and helped the injured child. You would never have be charged if you didn't do anything wrong.
because_of_ghosts: That’s super not true and you shouldn’t share false information. You should look... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1657929911 | 1657942868 | t3_w03019 | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing the deed after playing with my dogs.
i (22m) am allergic to dogs but i have 2 dogs that my allergies really don’t have a issue with because i’ve had them sense i was 12. my dog is a pit bull and he is 10 years old so i rarely get to see him active anymore so when i get the chance i’ll play with... | 4 | 11 | |
1657930887 | 1657974178 | t3_w03bra | t5_2to41 | 6 | juniperFlower19: TIFU by sitting on my sister 😅
So I’m Sam I’m 19 and my sister April is 10, she was laying on the floor watching TV (stranger things) and I came downstairs in my Pyjamas and wanted to watch it with her. She had already started the episode and was a few minutes in which was kind of annoying but it’s wh... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1657931383 | 1657936296 | t3_w03hif | t5_2to41 | 17 | Taraxoxo6: TIFU by telling my dad that I don't work
Let me start this by saying I'm a 25f. I haven't worked in a few years and I've just been living with my boyfriend. He's been able to do well enough to provide for us and I really don't enjoy working so it has been good. My parents and family have all been working. A ... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1657931870 | 1658076417 | t3_w03nc1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | FuzzySplitz: TIFU by bagging groceries
I (16M) am a new bagger at a local supermarket. An old man comes through the cashier, acting generally strange, and smelling really strongly of cigarettes. He aggressively throws me one bag and says “bag” and the cashier starts scanning his groceries. First of all, this guy has wa... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1657933134 | 1658091494 | t3_w042hy | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting my 'special sock' in an otherwise empty draw.
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End2EndBurner: Not that there's anything wrong to play for the other team but why would you name it "John"
RentBoyDave: In my head I considered him more a friend than a lover. Not that I cum in my friends.
Eurus-Holmes-: Damn we can’t be... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1657935316 | 1657939345 | t3_w04rw5 | t5_2to41 | 38 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #31! Come share your stories and hang out!
PheonixGalaxy: u/JC1812 I’ll give this talk my free award if you sing
JC1812: 😅
PheonixGalaxy: Do it please 😂
JC1812: Later!
PheonixGalaxy: Excuses!
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1657935202 | 1658060316 | t3_w04qlg | t5_2to41 | 840 | FortiethAtom4: TIFU by trying to empathize with my coworker.
This happened a couple hours ago.
I am a college student, and before today I had no job. Thus, I am poor. Backstory over.
Today I began my new part-time job as a dishwasher at a local restaurant. They were desperate for extra hands, and I needed the cash to... | 4 | 210 | |
1657939431 | 1658087616 | t3_w063ia | t5_2to41 | 2,311 | BarGroundbreaking720: TIFU by rushing to lose my virginity
I’m 18 years old and graduated this year. I got accepted into CAU (Clark Atlanta) so that’s where I was planning to go in the fall. I’m really excited about college too, i’ll be the first in my family to go to.
I’ve never really had a real relationship barely... | 20 | 115.55 | |
1657940610 | 1658011116 | t3_w06h0v | t5_2to41 | 34 | mrdalo: TIFU by trying to go to a Motley Crue concert
So two and a half years ago Def Leppard and Motley Crue announced a stadium tour hitting all the major MLB stadiums. I’ve been a big Crue fan for years and quickly arranged for my friends and I to go. Bought 4 tickets and then… Rona happened.
I mentioned to my par... | 7 | 4.857143 | |
1657941421 | 1657942101 | t3_w06qfl | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing my headphones disconnected while I was watching TikTok
So this JUST happened. Every Friday night my husband plays online games with his friends. I spend this time dicking around on my phone. Now. I just recently got TikTok. So lately, I spend Friday nights scrolling TikTok. We both have w... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1657942634 | 1657944976 | t3_w073pg | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my girlfriend
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TangerineDream82: Are you serious? Your relationship is so frail that after years of being together, asking a simple question results in a breakup?
Is this like normal for people in your generation?
roulettedares77: Right? She was just looking for a reason and he gav... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1657939383 | 1658029238 | t3_w062yr | t5_2to41 | 163 | yakaw: TIFU by going outside on a sunny day while on 2 different antibiotics.
We're on vacation in North Carolina. Yesterday while fishing with my nephew, he caught a hardhead catfish. I was taking the hook out to release the fish, when it squirmed and got me in the hand with it's pectoral fin barb. About 1-1.5 inches ... | 4 | 40.75 | |
1657944046 | 1657944860 | t3_w07j77 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Whyworkonlyfew: Tifu by dying my hair
So yeah know how some people just let the intrusive thoughts win sometimes? That was me like an hour ago.
I decided that I needed to redye my hair yet I didn’t have time to go to the Beauty store to grab some more hair dye so I decided to use what we had at the house.
Now don’t ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1657934519 | 1657972253 | t3_w04irg | t5_2to41 | 5 | mistakeimade: TIFU by not telling my “girl bestfriend” my brother walked into the room
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thebunnywhisperer_: Info: so are you actually romantic and just don’t want them to know?
Gacsam: Conservative means wearing chastity belt all your life doncha know? That's how they made op
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1657946011 | 1657953822 | t3_w084de | t5_2to41 | 23 | l0stintheabyss: TIFU by eating a low sugar protein bar with a big meal
My(27F) boyfriend(32M) and I are trying to bulk, so about two weeks ago we decided to buy costco protein bars that have 2g of sugar, 10g of fiber, 20g of protein, and 2g of Erythritol. When my boyfriend tried one he thought they were disgusting and ... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1657948199 | 1657948619 | t3_w08qpc | t5_2to41 | 24 | catfuckingahandbag: TIFU By Frenching My Partner
So I'm in my 16th week of pregnancy, and for whatever reason the both of us are insatiably in the mood maybe 3x more than we were before. We've always had a very good open and honest sexlife.
Getting onto my fuck up, I saw my partners lil man was set to go so I become ... | 3 | 8 | |
1657951423 | 1657975019 | t3_w09ml9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | thegetfitkid: TIFU I fell through my A/C vent and created a massive hole in my student housing
I live in student housing atm and we had taken the vent covers out of the floor because the ac doesnt work and its sweltering hot. The A/C doesn't even seem to work at all without doing so.
We're currently moving and I coul... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1657953974 | 1657982273 | t3_w0aalg | t5_2to41 | 8 | Convenient_account: TIFU by getting drunk
TW puke, eating disorders
Not a major one but I’m still not proud.
Last night I was out with friends drinking. Always been strong against drinking until I was 17. Weird for a Scottish person Ik. Been dating my current partner for a year now. 19 and I rarely vomit. I hate vo... | 4 | 2 | |
1657947979 | 1658178367 | t3_w08ohg | t5_2to41 | 28 | Emergency-Upstairs58: TIFU by eating a pomegranate
To start off, I take a pre/probiotic and it usually speeds up my morning poop so I don’t have to go right when I get to work. Well today I forgot to take it, so when I got home, I took it. All was well…until I decided to eat an entire pomegranate (just the seeds of cou... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1657955484 | 1658005439 | t3_w0aout | t5_2to41 | 1,311 | Abezethibodtheimp: TIFU, because I picked up a crow wrong
This happened an hour ago, and I feel like a jerk to birds across the country :(
Background necessary: I like crows, I live near a park.
So I was walking in the park. Mid morning, the moon still peaking through a golden sky, dying remnants of sunset caressin... | 8 | 163.875 | |
1657957741 | 1657975817 | t3_w0b95f | t5_2to41 | 44 | Krispcrap: TIFU by carrying in groceries
TLDR: I'm clumsy, tripped on steps while holding glass. Left murder scene on porch.
I am one of those people that's so clumsy it's worrisome. If I was in an episode of House he'd probably assume it was a symptom and it would turn out I had a brain tumor or something. Because o... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1657959002 | 1657959186 | t3_w0bkcw | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU By Posting Pornographic Content Of Myself Online
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DannyAvocado_: Delete it? And if they come to you, provide the documentation they need.
Limp-Pool9601: Tried to, and while it did delete publicly, its still there. Tried to delete the account as well but it said the account would have to stay ac... | 3 | 3 | |
1657959559 | 1657961913 | t3_w0bp7r | t5_2to41 | 5 | Corvus_Manufaktura: TIFU by thinking Reddit was "cool"
So, this fuck-up has been going on for more than six years but the realization came in the past two weeks.
I signed up for Reddit a bit more than six years ago to promote my knifemaking hobby. However, I moved towns, went from a house to a studio (parents' house t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1657960862 | 1657962970 | t3_w0c0ee | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by kissing my gf
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MrParo91: Wtf she's 14 and she's saying things like that, TBH this would be setting off many alarm bells in my head. I'd be like really sweetheart who was the man who tried too go fast with you in the past?
Useless_Redditor2005: I questioned it last night and she said she’s re... | 5 | 1 | |
1657965652 | 1658005056 | t3_w0d5n6 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Effective_Bet8943: TIFU Found where kid lived just because he sent a rooster pic.
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Majin_K: I would definitely tell this kid's parents about his behavior and the fact that he's sending unwanted pictures to strangers, including a child. You didn't fuck up. He did.
Effective_Bet8943: Thank you, it was 4 children... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1657965984 | 1657982465 | t3_w0d8kw | t5_2to41 | 919 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my female friend that my wife thinks she’s attractive.
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joereadsstuff: I think your friend's fiancé is a no-fun prude.
Maiyku: This is kinda my takeaway.
Everyone involved was having a good laugh about this until it got to the fiancé. Sounds like someone has some trust issues and O... | 14 | 65.642857 | |
1657967661 | 1658014506 | t3_w0dnl3 | t5_2to41 | 6,366 | throwaway38399934: TIFU by seeing my cousin naked
I'm using a throwaway account because I just can't risk it. Let me make something clear first. I live in a third world country, and my family is naturally conservative. Me and my extended family lives in a 3 story house, and I'm the only male cousin. I have 6 female cou... | 11 | 578.727273 | |
1657969187 | 1657986007 | t3_w0e1dt | t5_2to41 | 20 | Outrageous_Patient19: TIFU by destroying my aunt's S22 Ultra
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KLWSS: Be honest and try get it repair nothing else you can do use ur pocket money, Christmas money etc. it shouldn’t cost that much for a repair like 289 I think online it states. Do some lawn mowing or part time job etc?
Outrageous_Patient19: Due ... | 4 | 5 | |
1657972503 | 1657980070 | t3_w0eyik | t5_2to41 | 6 | Sgabonna: TIFU by realising that Earth is Hell.
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jsveiga: There's no hell, there's no heaven, you can't rationalize fairy tales.
Sgabonna: You don't need to believe what I've said to embody the message. Try where possible in your life to give selflessly without expectation of a return. Don't judge others, as ... | 14 | 0.428571 | |
1657973275 | 1658025231 | t3_w0f6sb | t5_2to41 | 12 | Gwenroyal: TIFU by giving a Lyft rider my phone number
So this happened a few weeks ago but now it has gotten out of hand. I started back up driving for Lyft at the end June. Which I was happy since my there gig jobs had gotten slow due to everyone jumping into them. Well one night I am doing my runs and get this la... | 6 | 2 | |
1657960414 | 1657976733 | t3_w0bwko | t5_2to41 | 5 | R_Shekinah9: TIFU by switching of the power
Okay, I know it sounds extreme, but, in my defence, the smoke detector wouldn't stop beeping fire alarms every minute. It was driving me crazy! And had I known it wouldn't work, I would have never done that.
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Fair Warning, this is a long post, we're talking almo... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1657978388 | 1657982275 | t3_w0gss2 | t5_2to41 | 17 | dumbdumbnobrain: TIFU by sending a random girl my nudes
Starting it off I, 19 M, had been talking to this girl i had met on facebook dating. She seemed nice and we exchanged a few words and she asked for my number, not only did this come off as a red flag for me immediately but i asked her if she had snapchat or any ot... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1657981984 | 1658013291 | t3_w0i0xr | t5_2to41 | 181 | CrackMonkey15: TIFU by telling an innocent kid to fuck off
This actually happened today!
So last night my partner and I went to an open bar event through my work, obviously taking full advantage of the open bar we’re hanging out our arses to say the least and on a minor comedown but we won’t get into that.
We have a... | 4 | 45.25 | |
1657982787 | 1658012799 | t3_w0iamd | t5_2to41 | 4,254 | Unlucky_Caramel7627: TIFU Got high and drunk and did ass play.
Obligatory this happened the 36 hours ago. I'm on mobile so excuse me for the formatting
Me and my lady friend got high: Speed, MDMA, GHB. drank copious amounts of alcohol and then proceeded to fuck each other brains out for the rest of the night.
Towards... | 9 | 472.666667 | |
1657983237 | 1658046937 | t3_w0ig7j | t5_2to41 | 10,830 | Fresh_Tea4417: TIFU by having my brother walk in on me doing the dead
So basically I’m (16M) in a different country and haven’t been able to jack off for a while cuz I have to share a room with my brother (18M). Good news: he and the rest of the family a gonna be leaving the house.
I’m in my bed and start doing it. I... | 9 | 1,203.333333 | |
1657983566 | 1657984717 | t3_w0ik7q | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by assuming my friend wasn't into me
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Lopendebank3: This is not your fault. However cringe as it is buy her flowers maybe?
Hey_Peter: Don’t do this.
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1657985070 | 1657987660 | t3_w0j3jn | t5_2to41 | 19 | Sashawildgurl: TIFU by not seeing adult actors as regular people
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Slevinkellevra710: "Maybe I'm upset that there are women perfectly ok with getting railed and slapped by guys on video but they've never even given me a handjob."
This is the root of it. You're jealous that you can't get laid, and hate women b... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1657986807 | 1658009753 | t3_w0jprm | t5_2to41 | 5,467 | sunshine_dreaming: TIFU by wearing a cute sundress for my husband's birthday
This happened Thursday.
I put on this cute and comfy sundress to go out to eat with my husband. It's the kind that is smocked at the top so I wasn't wearing a bra- just my panties under this long, flowy dress. Very cute. Anyway, we go out to ... | 13 | 420.538462 | |
1657991468 | 1657992968 | t3_w0le1w | t5_2to41 | 589 | Maarleyyy: TIFU by trying to fist bump my niece who is missing her arms
I am genuinely so embarrassed right now.
I (15F) have an older brother (29M) who has two kids. For the story I’ll call the older one James (9M) and the younger one Amy (4F). My brother had his kids with his now fiancé who I’ll call Ashley (29F), m... | 4 | 147.25 | |
1657992861 | 1658060476 | t3_w0lwg9 | t5_2to41 | 33 | -danime-: TIFU by forgetting to sign up for an university exam
I followed this course of development policies in the last trimester. I was very interested in the topic and I participated actively in all the lessons.
I've done 3 different projects for this course: a group presentation, an individual presentation ov... | 3 | 11 | |
1657996776 | 1657999046 | t3_w0nbno | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing the Knock, knock, KGB slapping joke on my colleague
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Samasher17: Buddy, you're not in school anymore, and that shit doesn't fly in grown up land.
Dallenforth: Unless you're thier boss in a private company
| 3 | 13.666667 | |
1657997072 | 1658000066 | t3_w0nfjw | t5_2to41 | 14 | KaptainChunk: TIFU when I saw an old coworker at Walmart, and loudly saying Chrisssss like Herbert the pervert from Family Guy
Edited to add: This happened a week or so ago.
I used to work at a theme park with a few hundred employees. It’s not uncommon to see someone you know from there, at Walmart. The fuck up happe... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1657997725 | 1658026302 | t3_w0no3y | t5_2to41 | 7,384 | Anonymoushero1221: TIFU by pointing out that Shark Week starts tomorrow
I saw a TV commercial this morning for Shark Week, starting tomorrow hosted by the Rock yada yada yada...
Anyway I texted my girl "Shark Week starts tomorrow ;)"
I was very confused by her reply of "uhhh that's kinda creepy...." I asked her lol w... | 11 | 671.272727 | |
1657997527 | 1658047720 | t3_w0nllt | t5_2to41 | 5 | throwaway234928374: TIFU by planning to meet up with an online friend
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Misses_Lull_and_Bye: Block him now. If you’ve shared any personal information with him let your parents know - tell them you know you’ve made a mistake and you’ve learned from it, you’re scared and need their help and support, not criticism... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1657998202 | 1658014464 | t3_w0nuep | t5_2to41 | 41 | phob-00: TIFU by not letting my employer fire me
This hasn't happened today but it's an ongoing series of events started about 4 weeks ago.
About a month ago, after a long research, I (F/24) had finally found a job that I considered very pleasant and made me happy. Everything goes well, co-workers like me and are hap... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1657999234 | 1658003225 | t3_w0o7kr | t5_2to41 | 16 | Local_Townhater89: TIFU by going out for a walk with my umbrella that looks like a sword
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HerbieVerSmelles4247: Lies.
Local_Townhater89: wdym?
HerbieVerSmelles4247: Your story is made up.
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1658000029 | 1658005677 | t3_w0ohoz | t5_2to41 | 27 | dark_mind7: TIFU by being a heavy sleeper
So my girlfriend, Amy, stayed the night last night. We had just came back at like 3 am from a night out on the town and she had work tomorrow and home for her was too far away so she stayed over. She woke up, somehow, at 6:30 am to head off for work. I woke up when she said goo... | 3 | 9 | |
1658001249 | 1658020471 | t3_w0oxgv | t5_2to41 | 7 | Turbulent_Place_7064: TIFU by having a perv grandfather and neighbours
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Grammar-Notsee_: >I know my grandfather does this but what can u do lol
Lol? And that's amusing?
Turbulent_Place_7064: Nah . My bad it s just the way i type usually . Soz
Turbulent_Place_7064: Even an apology gets downvoted . Damn
| 4 | 1.75 | |
1657997486 | 1658039743 | t3_w0nl12 | t5_2to41 | 494 | ver03255: TIFU by unintentionally leading on a colleague that led to an HR memo
Long post ahead. TLDR version at the end.
I (26M) have been working as a manager at an ad/marketing agency for 2 years. I have a coworker (28F, let's call her Julie) who's also a manager for a different team, and she's been with the compan... | 6 | 82.333333 | |
1658003185 | 1658071871 | t3_w0plwc | t5_2to41 | 17 | FakedKetchup2: TIFU by learning that the plastic-like material I was hacksawing was not plastic and that I’ve inhaled asbestos dust
So I have this old motorcycle manufactured in 1950s (jawa 250) and its a total scrapyard material. I needed to modify the switchbox on the tank, so I dismantled it and opened it up. The s... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1658003714 | 1658061719 | t3_w0psjc | t5_2to41 | 449 | Candlesticksnape: TIFU by taking my cat for a walk
I have an indoor cat who originally came from Greece. She’s been dying to get outside the last few days because we’ve had warm weather.
I decided put her harness on and take her into the communal garden at the back of the flats where I live, there’s lots of shade and... | 5 | 89.8 | |
1658005993 | 1658067594 | t3_w0ql8x | t5_2to41 | 463 | Kolset_: TIFU by wording a post so bad my account got suspended for the Sexualization of Minors
It was actually around 3 days ago but on r/askreddit I made post asking some where around the lines of "When did society normalize that people shouldn't be
involved romantically or sexually with minors?". I just wanted to kn... | 9 | 51.444444 | |
1658005403 | 1658017133 | t3_w0qdu6 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU colossally by not proofreading my email
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IndependentPede: I really wish people 1) weren't so sensitive and 2) wouldnt take an honest typo to heart so much. Don't we all have bigger things to worry about than a typo? For what it's worth I wouldn't have held it against you.
throwaway5736295: I ag... | 3 | 4 | |
1658006563 | 1658009692 | t3_w0qs9x | t5_2to41 | 78 | KnightPlutonian: TIFU by flying with Air Canada
So my significant other and I had a tripped planned to go to the UK. Because of a few of her friends' work situations, there were several acquaintances that would be there in the same period of time, some of whom she hadn't seen in years, and mixed with our general desire... | 3 | 26 | |
1658006654 | 1658010670 | t3_w0qteq | t5_2to41 | 33 | pugglet_97: TIFU by convincing my boyfriend he had monkeypox
First off I apologise for formatting as on mobile. And this was last night.
Over the last few days my bf has started getting these spots filled with clear fluid. They got worse and worse, some going massive and yellow and just spreading.
He messaged me fai... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1658009942 | 1658066204 | t3_w0rysi | t5_2to41 | 3,183 | Technical-Dot9189: TIFU by asking my teenage sons what DP means
So, picture the scene: myself (46F) and my 2 sons, who are 14 and 16, are sitting watching TV. Specifically a programme called Mythic Quest, which they wish to see as it has people associated with It’s Always Sunny. We agree it’s not great, but it’s good t... | 12 | 265.25 | |
1658011139 | 1658020487 | t3_w0sdxv | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a link to my porn Reddit account to a group chat with my family…
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fleshjenn: Tell them it was actually your sisters and you were just trying to get a family intervention started before she falls further down her destructive path! Lol
Hudson_the_meme: OP, please do this
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1658014717 | 1658017570 | t3_w0tksg | t5_2to41 | 15 | 0c4t_br4inz0: TIFU by getting too drunk at a party
TDIF something happened at the party i went to and idk what to do
boring title and i know people won't really read this, but i need help and advice.
it was after prom, everyone had parties and stuff that they were going to and i had one with some close friends.
origin... | 5 | 3 | |
1658014792 | 1658038233 | t3_w0tlp8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Either_Dragonfly_956: TIFU by making a joke about a Black protagonist
I know what the title sounds like, but please hold your fire until you read the full story.
My brother, cousin, and I went to the movies earlier today, and we saw a preview for the Disney movie Strange World. Like the title of this post says, it ha... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1658021369 | 1658022339 | t3_w0voub | t5_2to41 | 38 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #32! Come share your stories and hang out!
lola-skumpy: literally all of the haul and unboxing videos piss me off
Puzzleheaded_Disk700: They're so useless
lola-skumpy: right?! like literally no one gives a fuck
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1658021408 | 1658283076 | t3_w0vpbd | t5_2to41 | 40,062 | captainwhitelightin: TIFU by masturbating after my wife had our son, now she thinks the house is haunted.
So I have recently become a father. My son is a week old and I have been home with mom and baby the whole time. Needless to say I was getting a little restless at home even with the lack of sleep that comes with a ... | 20 | 2,003.1 | |
1658021619 | 1658036006 | t3_w0vrs0 | t5_2to41 | 33 | Smokey-Walker: TIFU by finding out my parents were swingers
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judycandy: Damn, i know for sure my parents ain’t swingers bc they literally don’t have any friends or interact w much people
cossacksman: Where there's a willy, there's a way.
Rob_AMG: Willies, Willies, I like Willies.
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1658021418 | 1658064576 | t3_w0vpgx | t5_2to41 | 12 | ZetaMakesThings: TIFU by Boycotting the Fast Fashion Industry
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throwawaysbacct1: I’m confused? You make your own clothes & they end up in the same spot
Is the fight against pollution or human extortion of labor?
ZetaMakesThings: Why can the fight not be against both?
throwawaysbacct1: they will end up at... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1658023301 | 1658024327 | t3_w0warb | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by ratting on my sister because I saw her Reddit post and now she’s been sent away.
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peternal_pansel: I would say y’all need Jesus but it’s really sex ed and therapy.
DoIKnowYouHuman: The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a preacher man
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1658029662 | 1658030856 | t3_w0y7x2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing my life and my career away
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Potatotornado20: Eventually you will figure things out cos it sounds like you have no choice.
InfluenceHistorical1: I know idk what to do rn
Potatotornado20: Do whatever in 5 years time you can look back on and be proud that you did it.
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1658031428 | 1658034143 | t3_w0yquk | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: tifu by cleaning my bathroom
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Mysterious_Nature193: Wow, you're a walking miracle.
Just out of curiosity, which of the crazy things you've ingested taste better than expected?
Vastlyunpopular2: definitely the paint. solid 4/10
hand sanitizer tastes the worst -20/10
bleach is 1/10 and tidepods 2½/... | 3 | 1.666667 |
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