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1658031338 | 1658206482 | t3_w0ypx2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Plastic-Ad-3123: TIFU playing games on Bluetooth at work
I was blessed with a good ear for workspace friendly music so I get full control of the music in the warehouse that I work in. One day while we had some families visiting I was playing music as I normally would until I went to my desk to make a work call from my ... | 3 | 2 | |
1658032356 | 1658077254 | t3_w0z0af | t5_2to41 | 19 | PsychologicalCold101: TIFU by Walking Into a Backyard With a Violent Rottweiler
I (17M) was walking into the backyard of my mom's friend's house through the side gate to get a longboard in a storage shed connected to the back of the house, as I was almost at the door, I saw a big black dog stop just to the right of the... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1658033843 | 1658118871 | t3_w0zect | t5_2to41 | -1 | pop2257: TIFU by using exfoliating body wash on my butthole
So i went to take a shower and noticed a new body wash and wanted to try it out. Its a coconut exfoliating
body wash with tiny coconut pieces([the body wash](https://images.app.goo.gl/QuuAJdWFfAqFdT1b8)). Procced to wash my body and rinse... And suddenly i sta... | 8 | -0.125 | |
1658034780 | 1658037000 | t3_w0znto | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU [19F] by cheating on my boyfriend
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Trajan_pt: You're 19, be free have fun, get into a serious relationship after 25.
sabboo: Booooo hsssss
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1658034967 | 1658158027 | t3_w0zpms | t5_2to41 | 11 | wolf_genie: TIFU by picking the worst possible day to go to the neighborhood pool
There's a pool in my neighborhood for residents. I was there with 2 friends after having lunch at a steakouse for friend T's 40th birthday. We weren't the only ones at the pool. There was a gaggle of teens and a couple families. My husb... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1658035012 | 1658036106 | t3_w0zq3c | t5_2to41 | 1 | Samthetanker: Tifu by sleeping with my ex
I’m 22 and in a very happy relationship but today I decided to have a couple of drinks with my friends and boy did I pay the awkward price. I invited my life time friend and his gf as well as an ex of mine who still is my friend to come have some drinks at my place. They all ... | 9 | 0.111111 | |
1658033919 | 1658062291 | t3_w0zf13 | t5_2to41 | 4 | tasteofhemlock: TIFU by giving a beggar guy a sugar-free cookie when I could have given him a way more nutritious and tasty peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
I know it’s not the biggest FU ever, and some people probably wouldn’t sweat it.
But whenever I drive by somebody begging on the corner I give them some of what... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1658035923 | 1658036201 | t3_w0zyvm | t5_2to41 | 3 | UwUnity_: TIFU BY PUNCHING MY DAD
**DISCLAIMER: THERES A LOT OF STORY B4 THE FUCK UP**
not really today more like a few days ago
Me (F 14) and my boyfriend (M 16) Havent really been able to seen each other in months. We both come from very religious families. He's gone to multiple church camps and ive been working ... | 3 | 1 | |
1658035887 | 1658082788 | t3_w0zyk0 | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: TIFU by vacuuming my ass
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ls952: Okay but why the fuck did you take your pants off? Wouldn't it be smarter to keep a barrier between you and the vacuum?
bubba7557: Not if you're trying to get fucked by a vacuum liked OP clearly was
| 3 | 19 | |
1658040962 | 1658041410 | t3_w119jl | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to hit my wife.
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kornslug: Whole story seems made up.
ZKAW2003: 100% true
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1658039788 | 1658070400 | t3_w10z2u | t5_2to41 | 27 | MartyMcfleek: TIFU Playing beer pong w blacked out MAGA dudes w guns
This happened last weekend. Camping in PNW. We have a travel trailer and camp with a big group a few times a year. The second night after kids are in bed we are having fun, music, drinking, the girls are dancing. The group across the way from us, wh... | 3 | 9 | |
1658046741 | 1658059530 | t3_w12pjb | t5_2to41 | 5 | Wildgirlchloe: TIFU by not downing a bottle of pills
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andnom: Cheer up dude theres always someone worse off that you
[deleted]: I appreciate the intent people usually have when they say things like this but it’s often not helpful to people with depression (rather than people just going through a tough time) be... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1658046757 | 1658111638 | t3_w12poa | t5_2to41 | 6,723 | Bennet123: TIFU by letting my son browse the Reddit avatar shop.
My son knows how to use a smartphone. I had Reddit open and went to cook something. I come back and look at him browsing avatars. Again I go back in the kitchen and come back after a few minutes. Everything was fine. It was 15 minutes ago that I noticed ... | 18 | 373.5 | |
1658047500 | 1658048203 | t3_w12w36 | t5_2to41 | 31 | JustRealRealist: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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zero_as_a_number: This is how kinks start, you know..
[deleted]: Can confirm
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1658033481 | 1658072922 | t3_w0zb27 | t5_2to41 | 189 | Tricolorllama095: Tifu by thinking my friend got hacked
My friend is a small twitch streamer, he got a key to a game and told me about it on discord, I thought it was cool and all and I even asked what game it was... but it all went downhill when he said he would send me a link to the steam page of the game, he never t... | 5 | 37.8 | |
1658048695 | 1658054365 | t3_w136mj | t5_2to41 | 5 | juniperFlower19: TIFU by almost crushing my younger sister
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wiffleplop: You were probably stopping her diaphragm from working by squashing all her guys up against it. When you shuffled back, you let it work again, which is when she breathed in. You really should have got off there and then, tbh. Bit of a dick ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1658054309 | 1658057511 | t3_w14km9 | t5_2to41 | 18 | pvrpl3sn4k3: TIFU big time.
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Anotherdude342: I want some life ruining stories, not your upset tummy story.
pvrpl3sn4k3: so then go find some?
ExoPihvi: Leave this sub.
pvrpl3sn4k3: mad?💩
ExoPihvi: No, your BS just doesnt belong here. So you dont either.
pvrpl3sn4k3: how is this bs LMFAO, u live in ur moms bas... | 21 | 0.857143 | |
1658054685 | 1658057628 | t3_w14nxv | t5_2to41 | 16 | Quietlfallingtrees: Tifu with my boyfriend
A few days ago I was having really bad anxiety and I took a Valium. One of the first times taking one. It was half of a 10mg tablet and once it started to kick in a few mins later I blacked out and fought my bf to take more. He warned me that it won’t be good for me but I wasn... | 4 | 4 | |
1658055199 | 1658057039 | t3_w14srn | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by not picking up my dog its poo
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Browndog888: Lesson learnt. Always carry bags.
GeekChick85: Or always go back and clean it up asap.
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1658058343 | 1658099693 | t3_w15m7t | t5_2to41 | 14 | lulupeach3: TIFU by eating a fly
Obligatory this happened on Tuesday. I (21F) and my partner (21M) went into town to get some camping gear for a trip we were going on (hence why I'm only posting now). It was really hot so we decided to grab some boba and take it home.
We get home and I've drank most of my boba. My bf ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1658040277 | 1658095169 | t3_w113ix | t5_2to41 | 8 | Exciting-Ask3967: TIFU by eating my moms diet food
So for some background information. My mom has always been obsessed with loosing weight (for context she used to be extremely athletic and was super skinny her entire life due to neglect from her parents) and has always jumped from diet to diet. This new recent diet se... | 4 | 2 | |
1658058208 | 1658060833 | t3_w15kym | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to make a post get more views
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awpiiii: There's many ways to make friends OP, being deceitful is not one of them
Mongrel_of_the_pit: Not with that attitude it isn't!
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1658065576 | 1658070078 | t3_w17rrt | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by sexting with a complete stranger
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Dawgy66: Block and ignore, this scam has been around for years
Stu_Buzzini: I hope you're right man, this made me slightly less worried ngl, thx
Dawgy66: Usually they demand money, this is just another variation of it. You'll be fine by blocking and ignoring... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1658063344 | 1658069866 | t3_w172ke | t5_2to41 | 14 | throwaway_a_n_t: TIFU by nearly burning down a forest
My friends a group of 4 have been joking about burning down a bike track at a local forested area for a few months now, it’s always been a joke but last night we actually went down there to find a big tarp tied to trees with lounges and stuff under it, we called it ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1658069441 | 1658069867 | t3_w1947a | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by agreeing to a stupid bet
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mal221: Could you not just offer him $20 and call it quits?
StarStruckSocks: Where's the fun in that though?
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1658072994 | 1658110926 | t3_w1af4k | t5_2to41 | 17,017 | ValyrianJedi: TIFU by taking a client to the lake.
I sell software for a living and a decent decent bit or my job is rapport building and keeping clients happy. One of my clients from the other side of the country was in town for a week and had nothing to do over to the weekend, so I told them we were going to the lake... | 19 | 895.631579 | |
1658073179 | 1658109977 | t3_w1ahgc | t5_2to41 | 1,730 | damnyewgoogle: TIFU by ignoring chest pain and having a collapsed lung... twice
This TIFU started about 12 years ago when i was 31 yo. I was a cigarette smoker for 14 years prior to that (quit about 2 yesrs earlier) and a daily weed smoker for almost as long and still smoking. One day on my way to work I started havi... | 10 | 173 | |
1658071376 | 1658078077 | t3_w19ts1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking coffee creamer mixed with warm milk.
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NostradaMart: That's not how digestion works.
sirdodger: If this isn't outright fiction, it isn't what you drank four seconds ago, it's what you ate previously.
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1658083021 | 1658089904 | t3_w1e3gk | t5_2to41 | 2 | Twich-selossss: Tifu by threatening adult teens in the car in the state of Texas
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AllanfromWales1: TL;DR ..we were.
Shock.
Twich-selossss: No it was me. He didn’t even say anything IG he was just laughing after.
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1658082668 | 1658149730 | t3_w1dyn8 | t5_2to41 | 74 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting my younger brother and my dad
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RissoldeChocolate: Bruh, being scared that a wasp might sting you in the throat making you sufocate is the most unprobable thing that only a scared chicken would be afraid of it.
rowdy3777: Amazing answer
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1658083358 | 1658102029 | t3_w1e80n | t5_2to41 | 513 | Dankinator2000: TIFU by thinking I could survive redneck hot sauce
Do not FUCK with cabela’s hot sauce
Hello there, esteemed residents of TIFU. I originally posted this on another sub but was advised it would fit here, so here goes. Another quick note, this did not in fact happen today but I am still feeling the pain ... | 9 | 57 | |
1658083931 | 1658366416 | t3_w1efu8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | jazmuffinz: TIFU by giving the Walmart lady a hard time.
Obligatory this happened a couple of days ago, but nonetheless...
I don't know if your Walmart has them, but ours has a person or two that stands at the exits asking to see your receipt when you have items in your cart that aren't bagged... i.e. big case of Gato... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1658088436 | 1658126691 | t3_w1g5dh | t5_2to41 | 994 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting sprayed by a skunk and almost dying
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jlanger23: Every skunk I've seen seems to have no fear. Had one come into my yard a couple weeks ago, shined a light on him and the little guy tried to charge at me.
Greenhoused: They do seem to know they have what it takes to defend themselves an... | 7 | 142 | |
1658092325 | 1658119236 | t3_w1hla3 | t5_2to41 | 137 | lgbt14: Tifu by not showing my mom my new t-shirts first
So I (16f) bought two band t-shirts one of slipknot and Metallica yesterday and berly took them out of the bag. I took a pic of them and sent them to my older sister(34f) who is also into the bands.
Side note: my mom hates metal and rock and all that stuff. So... | 11 | 12.454545 | |
1658090156 | 1658104065 | t3_w1gsbc | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by beign too shy to use the WC.
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djquik1: WC?
Moon283: Water Closet. Dunno where OP is from but in my country we use both 'toilet' and 'WC' :)
Fit_Ad_7681: I think it used to be a more common term to refer to the restroom in many places, but now, at least in America, you don't hear it often any... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1658095612 | 1658154064 | t3_w1itcn | t5_2to41 | 27 | Svinkta: TIFU by returning money that wasn't mine
Obligatory didn't happen today, but unfolded throughout last week.
I woke up on Sunday morning to a text from an unknown number with my area code. The text said "Hi *OPs Real Name*, I'm sorry to text you so early but I'm freaking out. I live in *Town near OPs* and jus... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1658089085 | 1658121338 | t3_w1ge1t | t5_2to41 | 10 | luckybean118: TIFU by going downhill on a bike
Thought I'd share this, please excuse my story telling- I'm not the best at this.
So it's been a long time since I've ridden a bike and my dad said he'd cycle with me and give me some pointers.
There's this nice straight, relatively flat road connecting to the road that... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1658100083 | 1658153074 | t3_w1kezg | t5_2to41 | 3,635 | glaciesz: TIFU losing my cat, who is a liar.
I have a little cat. He had a rough life and his shelter told me he would never be suitable outdoors. He's lived indoors for the six months I've had him and I love him so much.
He's very frightened of strangers due to his past and my mum just stayed over for a weekend. I w... | 7 | 519.285714 | |
1658094122 | 1658157519 | t3_w1i9gy | t5_2to41 | 2 | Zashuiba: TIFU by taking 8 grams of magic mushrooms
MANDATORY. This happened 2 years ago.
TL;DR: For the love of god, start with the lowest possible dose of ANY drug.
First, a bit of background. I was a 20 year old dude. The typical simp. The typical incel or whatever. Mad at the world for being ugly or not having a... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1658101484 | 1658160132 | t3_w1kw08 | t5_2to41 | 21 | nothappysasha: TIFU by being a misogynist
I was watching a porn video of a name I haven’t heard in years. Sasha Grey. She used to be one of my favorites. In a comment on one of her videos I saw someone say that she’s a regular twitch streamer now. I’ve watched some of her interviews and she is really intelligent and fu... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1658100614 | 1658101943 | t3_w1klk3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | JudaiTerumi: TIFU By Falling Asleep on a Girl’s Bed
TIFU by Falling Asleep on a Girl’s Bed As a Freshman in College 9/11/2021
Boy oh boy did I not think I was gonna find myself here…college changed me a LOT in a year. But anyways!…here’s how this shit began.
So at this college some students keep an EMS (Emotional S... | 3 | 2 | |
1658102122 | 1659133992 | t3_w1l3mw | t5_2to41 | 23 | LazyAnimeArtist: TIFU by playing Portal 2 co-op with my crush
This isn't really an interesting story compared to others here, but might as well write it down. So, this actually happened 2 weeks ago. I (16F) have talked with him before, and in a previous conversation he said that he already played Portal, and wanted to ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1658084693 | 1658114423 | t3_w1eqqk | t5_2to41 | 2 | ProArmy04: TIFU by listening to my parents
So this happend in the beginning of this year or slightly before that. I had spreadsheet where I guessed my expenses where the biggest one is gas. So I kinda expected that I would run out of money before I could get paid by my summer job so I started looking for a job that I c... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1658106013 | 1658107299 | t3_w1meha | t5_2to41 | 14 | artemisoctober: TIFU by wearing a broken bra.
I had a birthday party to attend for some family today and I woke up like an hour before to get ready. My mom hadn't told me the time and I expected it to be more in the afternoon, but I was wrong. I threw on a cute outfit and felt pretty confident. But I missed a deadly, D... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1658107133 | 1658110984 | t3_w1msat | t5_2to41 | 56 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #33! Come share your stories and hang out!
Ok_Assumption_7222: Python what now? u/rabbitt-we
Like a web app?
rabbitt-we: Python Flask
Ok_Assumption_7222: Is that for making webapps with python? I’ve never tried that
rabbitt-we: Me neither, but how it works is pretty interesting
Ok_Assumption... | 8 | 7 | |
1658108471 | 1658152942 | t3_w1n8gu | t5_2to41 | 4,184 | [deleted]: TIFU by relying on expired birth control with my fwb
I literally just got confirmation from my doctor yesterday that I am indeed pregnant, probably about 6 weeks along but I’ll get a more exact number tomorrow. I was on nexplanon, which is the most effective form of birth control. When I got it, the nurse to... | 16 | 261.5 | |
1658110231 | 1658112486 | t3_w1ntaz | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By sleeping at my crushes house
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Alternative_Touch798: Where is the fuck up. U now know that she isn't into u
Clydehopkins123: I have to sleep above her fucking another dude in her house and work with her tomorrow. My fuck up is that I took it too slow.
Alternative_Touch798: I understand that i... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1658112068 | 1658113908 | t3_w1oeml | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by knocking out my sisters teeth
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financeguyjohn4: Sounds about right, your a dick. Who would fight a young girl?
im_a_dick_head: A dick head
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1658112632 | 1658159871 | t3_w1olae | t5_2to41 | -6 | [deleted]: TIFU By Masturbating To My BFs Dad
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DarkAthena: Don’t tell your boyfriend. Keep your mouth shut and pretend nothing happened.
ColonyHill: Don't listen to this dude mainly because she gave her cat my name lol.
Come on, her boyfriend doesn't seem like a bad person. He doesn't deserve that kind of da... | 4 | -1.5 | |
1658112796 | 1658346162 | t3_w1on4x | t5_2to41 | 30,100 | YourInfidelityInMe: TIFU I did not realize some guys can squirt without physical stimulation
So I have been with a number of sexual partners, and I did not realize some guys can squirt without any physical stimulation.
I met a guy at my friend’s pre-wedding party last week. He was fun and seemed generally interested i... | 29 | 1,037.931034 | |
1658113246 | 1658184194 | t3_w1osaa | t5_2to41 | 528 | Fruitlessfruittree: TIFU by wearing boxers around my new kitten..
First off, yes, this happened today. Secondly, yes, I'm an idiot, I know.
So we (my sister and I) got a brand new kitten on Friday, she's the best, so cuddly and a little bit rambunctious. My sleep is limited, I've got insomnia bad and every time I wake... | 6 | 88 | |
1658112619 | 1658117643 | t3_w1ol5c | t5_2to41 | 5 | sqexe: TIFU by bringing poppers into Canada.
Went down with my partner to a trip to Seattle from Vancouver. The trip was great in itself and we had an excellent time, especially at La Josie’s where we received a receipt that said “Muchas Grassy ass”… that post got me 30k alone and I’m pretty humbled.
I had two friend... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1658116674 | 1668393668 | t3_w1pu7l | t5_2to41 | 80 | cajack1021: TIFU by telling my best friend I loved her.
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cajack1022: Hey, all! OP here; Reddit's being annoying and for some reason the password I used for that account stopped working so I had to make a new one. So, first of all, this community is... weirdly bloodthirsty sometimes? I just said something dumb ... | 4 | 20 | |
1658117584 | 1658119334 | t3_w1q3xu | t5_2to41 | 36 | im-not-high-officer: Tifu by letting my brother chew on my s3x toy
I’m a semi closeted gay dude and after a long day at work I forgot to put away my “fun beads” after cleaning up and grabbing a hot shower, I sat down to play on my Xbox.
About 30 minutes later I hear a knock at the door to my room. It’s my little broth... | 3 | 12 | |
1658119073 | 1658129708 | t3_w1qjch | t5_2to41 | 285 | UnflavoredWater: TIFU by reading my wife’s journal.
Im sorry in advance, but it’s a long one.
Not really today but a couple months ago, I(29M) fucked up by reading my wife’s(27F) journal.
To give some sustenance to the story, for the past 3 years I have been working a very grueling and time consuming job in sales, ... | 6 | 47.5 | |
1658120997 | 1658123659 | t3_w1r35o | t5_2to41 | 2 | penguinmanfr: TIFU by getting into a relationship with the person I love
TIFU by getting into a relationship with the woman I love
I am looking for a no judgement zone, I am just looking to rant and ask for advice on the matter. Throwaway account because I have irl friends on my main
There is this girl who we’ll call... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1658121732 | 1658167836 | t3_w1rafm | t5_2to41 | 3,542 | BigYiddiesThrowaway: TIFU by "lying" about my qualifications in a job interview.
Background:
I got a Computer Science degree from one of the most renowned schools in the US. Not only did I graduate, but I got a 4.0. However, I actually can't code at all without using google. For instance, I do not know how to create ... | 12 | 295.166667 | |
1658122134 | 1658184424 | t3_w1re65 | t5_2to41 | 35 | FruitLoopsAreAwesome: TIFU By Getting Hit In The Testicles By Rope And Ending Up In Hospital
My partner and daughter recently returned from their annual mother and daughter trip. They bought a tent for us to use on our next camping trip on their return from their trip. I was excited as its been two years. We decided to... | 5 | 7 | |
1658123107 | 1658124700 | t3_w1rnnl | t5_2to41 | 355 | phiacakes86: TIFU by watching The Handmaiden w/ my mom 🤦♀️
So yeah, me and my mom decided to watch a movie as she’s visiting my sister and I, and lately we’ve been watching more kdramas since they’re awesome. Well, my sister went to bed early, cuz she has work early, so it was just me and my mom and we’re scrolling t... | 5 | 71 | |
1658123895 | 1658158221 | t3_w1rvag | t5_2to41 | 1,334 | YetiorNotHereICome: TIFU By Asking My Girlfriend To Cook Dinner
Okay, this is more of a "We Fucked Up" but I have to share this. If she sees this, I'm a dead man.
I (29/M) work as a cook, and I have since I graduated high school. My live-in girlfriend (27) has repeatedly told me she's a train wreck in the kitchen so o... | 7 | 190.571429 | |
1658125147 | 1658125965 | t3_w1s7iz | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling a girl fat
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Exact_Initiative7660: As a mildly overweight person, I support your fat shaming
New_Hawaialawan: MAGNIFICENT
Exact_Initiative7660: Someone’s gotta tell us it’s not attractive. Doing God’s work
New_Hawaialawan: Truth is I’ve gained weight the past few months. Not a ton but... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1658124167 | 1658127656 | t3_w1ry77 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by joining a Fraternity group in Freshman year of College.
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Lord_Cockwood: That's pretty harmless and sounds like fun
Suspicious-File-7368: Honestly compared to other hazing college stories that I've heard yeah it was harmless all things considered.
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1658126816 | 1658130830 | t3_w1sn1s | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: Tifu by sharing a gif of a girl during an interview
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OxygenDeer: This guy keeps creating new accounts just to tell the same dumb and prob bs story on with different gifs of kpop people lmao
aandres_gm: Was going to say this.
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1658127339 | 1658142776 | t3_w1srpe | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating to a fictional character similar to a friend.
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FunkyTown313: Go get some!
Azlamington: Was gonna say this, if he is that attractive to you, show your interest in him.
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1658121429 | 1658201117 | t3_w1r7ft | t5_2to41 | 110 | jetset459: TIFU by convincing my friend to confess way too much at church
When I was a teenager in the 90’s my family belonged to this church outside of the city that was comprised of families who had a strict immigrant mentality. We were all first generation kids who were growing up the American way.
Our denominatio... | 10 | 11 | |
1658128131 | 1658152405 | t3_w1sz5d | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying a dirty joke.
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Azlamington: Sorry but this was too vague, we need to know exactly what the joke was in order to know if she, or her mom were overreacting or not.
RandoCalrissian11: She’s like ranch. She’ll go on anything.
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1658132112 | 1658151164 | t3_w1tyc8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Educational-Engine11: Tifu by messing with a tampon
Sorry for the format as this is on mobile and my brain is still reeling.
This just happened like 20 minutes ago and I (21m) am still shocked at her (40f) reaction. This week I went on vacation with some friends (all guys) and we rented an Airbnb. The house came with... | 4 | 2 | |
1658132055 | 1658134811 | t3_w1txu7 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Mechanic-Beast7: TIFU by losing our new closet on the highway
So, this TIFU happened yesterday.
My wife searched for a pretty long time for a new closet, the dressing room is a mess so we definitely needed one.
Yesterday in the morning she found a beautiful closet for a cheap price, so she decided happily to make a... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1658135087 | 1658137953 | t3_w1unyo | t5_2to41 | 34 | Professional-Ad3038: TIFU I (23 f) lost my virginity to our driver on a trip with friends
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Weak_Jeweler3077: Fantastic, but I'm not there yet. Can you write a few more paragraphs??
Professional-Ad3038: Sorry, I'm new here so maybe I didn't write clearly. Dm me whatever you wanna ask. I'm happy to answer any q... | 9 | 3.777778 | |
1658135826 | 1658144014 | t3_w1uuiq | t5_2to41 | 7 | neversaynotokebab: TIFU by taking a pic of my gf during sex, without her consent
I have always had a fetish for voyeurism and yesterday i took a pic of my gf during sex, without her consent. She is, understandably, massively dissapointed and sad. We are currently not communicating while she decides whether she wants to... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1658137323 | 1658161573 | t3_w1v85u | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by ejaculating pre-maturely on a girl who decided to give me a blowjob
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biscuithead1300: Wtf did I just read. Some man’s fantasy.
NovaHorizon: https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w1on4x/tifu_i_did_not_realize_some_guys_can_squirt/
bubba7557: Definitely the exact same author of both posts. Ca... | 4 | 6 | |
1658128223 | 1658173124 | t3_w1t010 | t5_2to41 | 147 | Aquariumpsychotic: TIFU by not going to the pet store myself
So I was going out of town for a bit on a trip to Europe and I needed to get pet food for my animals before I leave so my grandma would not run out while we were gone. I have a borderline bulk supply of fish food my mbuna cichlid Rin. Cat food was not a probl... | 6 | 24.5 | |
1658140715 | 1658147781 | t3_w1w4j3 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by not looking before I sat down
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OkVolume1: The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout....
VegasBonheur: OH GOD NOT MY WATER SPOUT
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1658143523 | 1658147315 | t3_w1wx3l | t5_2to41 | 60 | sovietslavmobile: TIFU and broke a toilet
Rule 2/3 disclaimer: I was pushing my girlfriend who was pushing the toilet, so I consider it to be a joint effort ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I woke up this morning, rolled over to face my girlfriend and announced “I’m off to shower”. She responded with four fateful words that are still ringin... | 3 | 20 | |
1658147769 | 1658159079 | t3_w1ya7e | t5_2to41 | 643 | [deleted]: TIFU explaining how camping works to my girlfriend
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eYan2541: I'm obviously missing something
greeneyedwench: I think he used the exact phrase "roasting dogs" instead of hot dogs and she thought he meant canines and was making an old racist joke about Asians.
eYan2541: I had a feeling that might hav... | 7 | 91.857143 | |
1658152732 | 1658154363 | t3_w201i4 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by banging my first cousin.
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StillAnAss: I've read this exact story on TIFU at least 3 other times.
I'm calling BS.
tea_snob10: Either that or Alabamans really are all over the place
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1658153376 | 1658158722 | t3_w20as7 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Oppee_: TIFU by wrecking my dads boat
So me and my friends had this idea to go hang out to an island. We would use my dads boat to ger there and since I was the only one who had (or should have had) knowledge where most of the rocks were located I was chosen to be the one driving us there.
First everything went smooth... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1658154894 | 1658157259 | t3_w20vqg | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU: by drunkenly kissing my friends girlfriend
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CorkBullet: There's a good chance you might but honesty is probably the best way to move forward. Best of luck
BeerdedPickle: Yea honesty is definitely going to be better than your friend finding out on their own. We all make mistakes, not that bein... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1658155624 | 1658220356 | t3_w215wa | t5_2to41 | 53 | definitelynotalarch: TIFU by calling my boss "sweetie"
This is a short one.
It just happened.
​
I was checking my text messages with my boss for some documentation and dates regarding my pregnancy and maternity leave, for my union.
Then I heard the baby wake up from his nap, groaning, and I texted my ... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1658155768 | 1658168166 | t3_w217vu | t5_2to41 | 15,182 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking at my mom's package
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respectfulpanda: You took your Mom's package, destined for your Mom's PACKAGE.
azaghal1988: Even better he took his mom's box, that was destined for his mom's box.
JustAnotherRedditAlt: No, no, he took his mom's package that was destined for his mom's box!
Vorc70... | 10 | 1,518.2 | |
1657650908 | 1658689947 | t3_vxi7hz | t5_2to41 | 11 | Due_Shoulder7429: TIFU by taking a bath
Oh boy. It was that time of the week where you want to treat yourself nicely.
So I made sure the water in my bathtub was hot enough to melt my body, added a "sleep-well"-Shampoo and watched my favorite shows on YouTube. All in all, it was calm, nice an relaxing.
Then I decide... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1658155581 | 1658206240 | t3_w2159v | t5_2to41 | 4,412 | diverareyouok: TIFU by going on a date with a sovereign citizen as an attorney.
This actually happened last week, and I originally [posted it on the r/lawyers private subreddit](https://imgur.com/a/Zv1Sh2t) before realizing it might entertain you guys, too. So, here you go:
This is just a rant. I decided to dip my toe... | 8 | 551.5 | |
1658156678 | 1658163569 | t3_w21le5 | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: TIFU by making such a disgusting smell from my butt it cancelled a law school courtroom debate
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Corvette_Otoko: The fact that you wrote "could of" instead of "could have" makes me question your abilities as a lawyer-in-training.
nimuehehe: Also, not everyone is in the US
moonbabyXCIX: That’s not gra... | 4 | 17 | |
1658159207 | 1658288341 | t3_w22lsg | t5_2to41 | 119 | ReesesManiac: TIFU by being propositioned by my pregnant wife for a threesome with my mom
Obligatory this actually happened last night.
Let's start here, pregnancy brain is a real thing.
Alright, I was downstairs getting ready for bed when I received a text from my wife "Do you want to do it?". Followed by a smatteri... | 7 | 17 | |
1658160707 | 1658169261 | t3_w237yp | t5_2to41 | 4 | Suspicious-File-7368: TIFU by joining a Fraternity group in Freshman year of College.
For obvious reason will refrain from using actual names and the name of the college I attend.
I was 18 when I started going to college, and the first couple of days it really sucked. Not being with your friends and family was already... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1658162679 | 1658167018 | t3_w2403l | t5_2to41 | 3 | Robinswift222: TIFU by calling yung gravy hot
I’m a 24f and my fiancé is a 26m.
Basically today I was searching for a song on Apple Music so that there was background noise when we were sitting on the sofa with our kids 10m 7m and twins 5f ik what ur thinking and yes im aware we were very young. Anyways we were listen... | 3 | 1 | |
1658163728 | 1658165027 | t3_w24ewx | t5_2to41 | 13 | BeelzeBabe727: TIFU By covering myself in expired lotion
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Mathfggggg: Well if you're allergic to some aloe vera products you shouldn't be applying random lotions that you don't know it's full list of ingredients and if you're going to do it anyways always start putting a little bit in your arm and wait to see ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1658164066 | 1658164375 | t3_w24js4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Flail_Mary: TIFU in Merge Dragons by merging too many dragon eggs
Someone in the Facebook group suggested I put this here so here goes. For context, I've been playing this game for YEARS and love it so much, breaking it would break my tiny little heart.
TIFU.
TL:DR DO NOT merge a campful of dragon eggs at once unles... | 3 | 4 | |
1658156787 | 1658178777 | t3_w21mzn | t5_2to41 | 27 | kmedra56: TIFU by getting my piercing hooked on my bf’s piercing in bed
Last night/this morning my (24F) boyfriend (25m) and I were making out in bed. We both have our septums pierced and he prefers to wear a clicker hoop in his. Essentially a complete ring in his nose. I prefer horseshoe septum piercings that are open... | 3 | 9 | |
1658171990 | 1658242975 | t3_w27pej | t5_2to41 | 1,307 | CleanButDirty73: TIFU by not buying a flight for my daughter on our family trip!
Obligatory actual f*** up was back in February but today I just discovered it and paid the price for my screw up!
We have a family reunion across the country from us that we leave for on Thursday morning. A family member asked for our fli... | 5 | 261.4 | |
1658175878 | 1658250359 | t3_w298zp | t5_2to41 | 109 | springchikun: TIFU by trying to help my neighbor kid find her lost cat
I live in a very small town. My neighbor kid is 11/12, we'll call her Mary. We've basically shared a yard with Mary and her family for 6 years. They are a large family, with many children who have all been very kind to my son, who is autistic and ... | 8 | 13.625 | |
1658177323 | 1659136763 | t3_w29toj | t5_2to41 | 15 | Lukav1nE: TIFU by not going to my grandma and grandpa today
TIFU By not going to my grandma and grandpa today.
Hello.So today i was going with my father to help him with something.When we finished that i asked him to go to my grandma and grandpa.(they love in a village)I didnt visit them in a long time because they ar... | 3 | 5 | |
1658177338 | 1658196428 | t3_w29tvk | t5_2to41 | 9 | ohjesussaveme: TIFU by trying to be hygenic.
This is pretty gross. I wont go into detail.
(Throaway) today I(14M) was just curious. I'm somewhat of a clean freak and I was in the bathroom and realized that I've never try washing my "sword" (yk who I'm talking about) since I was like, 7, because as long as I could reme... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1658174501 | 1658182898 | t3_w28p98 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining a friendship with a 'yo momma' joke
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twohedwlf: Really if anyone takes a yo momma/urmom joke seriously and gets offended, that's on them. They're just ridiculous and meaningless.
A friend once was saying he put an ozone generator in a car to try and get rid of cigarette smell, but ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1658181094 | 1658192427 | t3_w2bb3x | t5_2to41 | -3 | throwawaysdas: tifu by accidentally drowning my cat in the pool
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NostradaMart: dude you did nothing wrong but you don't understand cats. there is NOTHING you could have done to prevent this. this is a stupid accident. not your fault, stop blaming yourself.
RandoCalrissian11: I mean, giving it water would have ... | 7 | -0.428571 | |
1658181248 | 1658215448 | t3_w2bd82 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a certain noise in a meeting.
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firey21: If it’s a language you don’t really understand… wouldn’t it make sense to be listening to the dev team talk about it so you can ask questions or get up to speed? Instead of browsing Reddit That’s like the first thing I tell all juniors.. listen... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1658181665 | 1658256400 | t3_w2bjd2 | t5_2to41 | 2 | PartySnail101: Tifu By Threatening My Brother
To be clear this is not threatening as in bodily harm its threatening as I am gonna tell your secret but anyways me 11 M brother 15 M had an argument and I told him to shut up or I'll tell my family that he had been doing drugs and this was because I was in a hurry and I w ... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1658182227 | 1658186190 | t3_w2br5h | t5_2to41 | 2 | Ananymous717: TIFU By smoking two whole bowls of ganja and can now barely do anything.
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mickdeb: This is not a TIFU
Ananymous717: Yes it is in a way
one_dollar_poop_joke: Explain how
Ananymous717: It’s wild.
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1658182709 | 1658208714 | t3_w2bxvg | t5_2to41 | 29,138 | USAFrcd: TIFU by telling my pregnant Catholic wife that I don't want to force our child into Catholicism
This happened minutes ago, as I sit in the bedroom with my tail between my legs. My wife and I have been happily married for 2 1/2 years, together for almost 5. I am agnostic (believe in a God/higher power, don't ne... | 28 | 1,040.642857 | |
1658183095 | 1658184266 | t3_w2c3be | t5_2to41 | 4 | Just_Cat_3369: Tifu by accidentally breaking someone’s fingers
It didn’t really happen today it actually happened 5 years ago when I was in year 6 (I live in the uk) I was doing SATS exams and I remember wanting to use this private room to do this one test paper so I went into the private room and wrote some stuff down... | 3 | 1.333333 |
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