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1658182515 | 1658185015 | t3_w2bv5s | t5_2to41 | 7 | Throwaway_urtrash3: TIFU by calling my Mexican friend a slur.
So this story actually has a HUGE timeline. But here it goes.
When dating my ex, he had a group of friends. His one friend in particular who is Mexican, that I loved, I always thought he was awesome.
One time while hanging out with all of them, months int... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1658188121 | 1658191353 | t3_w2dyev | t5_2to41 | 19 | Lance4494: TIFU by shopping while at work.
This didn't happen today, but a few years ago. I only recently thought everyone might enjoy the story.
so i was working as an overnight patient care technician at a large hospital, mostly drain peoples blood and chat with coworkers all night. on this particular night I was fi... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1658190164 | 1658253806 | t3_w2eoc8 | t5_2to41 | 16 | semiTnuP: TIFU By Eating The Wrong Thing An Hour Before Bed
This just happened. I went to sleep at 11pm local time tonight. I usually wind up on my stomach when I sleep and there's a fan blowing on me to keep me cool. This will be important later. Unbeknownst to me, I had eaten something(s) that really didn't agree... | 4 | 4 | |
1658192430 | 1658223145 | t3_w2fgpf | t5_2to41 | 7 | ebaa_: TIFU by accidentally calling a girl I liked a prostitute:
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ThirdIRoa: I think this is the wrong sub to tell people you're excited to have a gf lol
ebaa_: I thought the fuck up at the start was interesting
ThirdIRoa: The "fuck up" was just you making a joke, somehow selling by over explaining the obvious... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1658194099 | 1658245166 | t3_w2g1in | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: TIFU By Masturbating In My Bedroom
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JohnDeere714: This is why you rub one off in the bathroom. You get privacy and you can use the excuse of taking a mean shit to explain the time
Quiet_Goat8086: Shower works great. You can play music to cover any sounds the water doesn’t.
JohnDeere714: Yeah. But so... | 8 | 6 | |
1658195109 | 1658353855 | t3_w2gdx6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | KiraRuby709: TIFU by leaving my spilled water in my metal bedside tray.
CW: gross
For info I'm f15 and autistic so I don't always make the *best* decisions to say the least. To be exact, two days ago is when the fuck-up happened. I spilled water I was drinking out of at night when I was falling asleep, I kicked it on ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1658196899 | 1658197417 | t3_w2h0dl | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a nosebleed- resulting in me getting outed as transgender
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bigwavedave000: Please excuse my ignorance, I don't know all the transgender lingo. You sound like you have a good support network, and a good core group of friends. You can be whomever you want in this world, there's nothing... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1658199981 | 1658203146 | t3_w2i2ft | t5_2to41 | 6 | Meatgrinder9000: TIFU by Touching My Boyfriend Then Bringing Up My Ex
Ok, for some backstory, I have had very little sexual encounters. Nothing has led anywhere past light groping and making out which I am completely fine with, in fact I prefer it to stay that way. My first sexual experience was really just my ex grabb... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1658200622 | 1658203113 | t3_w2ia5w | t5_2to41 | 5 | Flyingfuckware: TIFU by shatting my pants in the school pick up line.
So didn’t happen today but I just felt like sharing my most embarrassing life’s moment.
Last year, I was waiting in my suv in line to pick up my daughter from school with my toddler who was napping. I got there about 45 minutes early bc the line was ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1658200876 | 1658231388 | t3_w2id55 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Switchofftheoltop: TIFU by unintentionally making the grocery clerk at the register cry
Trigger Warning: Topics on Abuse
I was running errands after work today and stopped by the grocery store for a few things to make dinner. Shockingly, the store was empty and the staff at the registers were waiting at the front of t... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1658203112 | 1658203503 | t3_w2j2x2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Kind_And_Wholesome9: TIFU by developing a hyper-specific fetish
Has anyone watched the films Quarantine, starring Jennifer Carpenter? This movie came out in 2008, back when I was in grade 7, and I just happened to see the trailer for it on tv and I was immediately horny. Her character, Angela, is so hot in a skimpy tan... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1658204694 | 1658241782 | t3_w2jl7l | t5_2to41 | 35,322 | Ajg2122: TIFU by missing obvious signs from a girl at a bar
TL;DR: grabbed a tit, missed a clear sign from a girl.
Obligatory this wasn’t today it was last night. I was at the bar with a bunch of my high school friends who live out of town. When we got to the bar, we met these three people in line who I immediately be... | 15 | 2,354.8 | |
1658205380 | 1658207675 | t3_w2jsvc | t5_2to41 | -2 | DadNeedsHelpBadly: Tifu by being homeless, having covid, and getting 86d from my favorite coffee shop
A few days ago I had some chills and a hard time sleeping at night. In the morning I took an antigen test and it tested positive. A few hours later I took another antigen and a PCR. I’m still waiting for the PCR. Shoul... | 3 | -0.666667 | |
1658207546 | 1658230219 | t3_w2kg8a | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu in an interview
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ItsJustMeBeinCurious: I’ve seen this gif used in about 10 TIFU interview posts…
zeroxking11: same
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1658209574 | 1658212502 | t3_w2l0ve | t5_2to41 | 5 | throwwwaaeway311: TIFU by causing an embarrassing scene at a friends party
Let me just begin by saying that I'm a 16f and this happened yesterday. I was at my friends house for her party. There was probably 40 or so people there. I had no idea that a girl was there that I don't get along with.
A couple hours into the... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1658202440 | 1658238676 | t3_w2iv64 | t5_2to41 | 3 | IslePriestess: TIFU By Fixing My Phone Screen
A few weeks ago, I (26F) dropped my iPhone X and cracked the screen. It was a few years old but it still ran well and I was happy with it.
Unbeknownst to me, my AppleCare lapsed and it would’ve cost about $200 to replace the screen. So I said “F this. I’ll fix it myself”. ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1658217641 | 1658260429 | t3_w2n5n1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | statfan220: TIFU by seriously overdosing on Caffeine
This all started early this morning (read: midnight/waking hours) when I wanted to keep myself awake at night, to study. I felt that regular coffee was way too weak, so I got a cup half full with warm-ish water and dumped 2 tablespoons of instant coffee (In my countr... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1658219572 | 1658277756 | t3_w2nn59 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Razkaroth: TIFU by forgetting my Sony headphones (wh-1000xm4) outside... while it rained...
Currently I have Covid and I've been feeling a light headed. This week has been full of mistakes that normally I wouldn't make. This is the latest one.
Today I went to the terrace and my headphone's battery died, so I put them... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1658220612 | 1658222647 | t3_w2nw50 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering sex toys
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PlsRfNZ: Are they going to open the box with the toys in it? If it only has your name on it, it is just a box with your name on it.
If you bought from any half decent retailer there should be absolutely no advertising on the box. Discretion gets repeat business while "MAS... | 6 | 1 | |
1658222338 | 1658222890 | t3_w2oc59 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Riche1234: Tifu by sending my work password in a teams chat with 700 people
This happened about an hour ago. I logged on this morning and opened up Teams because I saw unread messages. One of them was in a big Teams meeting with 700 people announcing the agenda for a session later today. I was also prompted to enter my... | 3 | 5 | |
1658223531 | 1658257674 | t3_w2omyr | t5_2to41 | 23 | AmIGonnaBeHated: TIFU by not cleaning my belly button.
Its more of a "over the past few months I fucked up". I had stomach surgery a while back and I had closed wounds on my stomach. I've been scared to really touch that part of my body ever after it has healed. Today I'm in the bathroom, taking a wazz, and I think "Ma... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1658229515 | 1658230233 | t3_w2q9b1 | t5_2to41 | 19 | mokuna6: TIFU by parking in a handicap parking spot.
Made the mistake of parking in the handicap zones since I was in a rush for work.
Shouldn’t have rushed for work, but I came back to my car with a parking violation ticket saying that my car was permanently recorded and subject to tow.
Thankfully I got out in time ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1658235048 | 1658241426 | t3_w2rz9r | t5_2to41 | 22 | Rad_Ben_Danklin: TIFU for not going to the dentist for the last 7-8 years.
Now this wasn’t intentional. I’m 25 and since getting my wisdom teeth pulled 7-8 years ago I lost my insurance through my parents and my current employer (regardless of me working in healthcare) had shitty healthcare. I basically couldn’t afford... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1658235669 | 1658292445 | t3_w2s740 | t5_2to41 | 788 | Livid_Net_8184: TIFU By having a breakdown at work
So I (20 f) was in a car accident 2 days ago. I won’t go into detail of how it happened but my driver side door and the door behind the driver seat are caved in, to the point where they won’t open. Air bags were deployed and the car won’t turn on. Basically my car is t... | 6 | 131.333333 | |
1658237992 | 1658336038 | t3_w2t0n4 | t5_2to41 | 44,413 | RobbieNorfolk: TIFU by letting a delirious woman into my house thinking she had heat stroke. She was a mental patient from the hospital who proceeded to sit on my sofa and masturbate
This happened yesterday in the UK while we are going through the hottest heatwave on record. It's 4PM and I'm minding my own business in ... | 14 | 3,172.357143 | |
1658239184 | 1658244280 | t3_w2tg70 | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my company £100k and am now suspended form work UPDATE
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blackwidowink: Hey OP, I’m glad everything worked out for you, but maybe consider leaving racist terms like “Chinese whispers” out of your story. Take care.
JustSomeUsername99: Yeah, I noticed that too. What does that even mean? ... | 4 | 12 | |
1658239638 | 1658277363 | t3_w2tmlv | t5_2to41 | 741 | uhhh206: TIFU cleaning my toilet and temporarily losing use of my hand
tl;dr at the bottom
I like to keep my house clean during the week, and every Sunday I do more comprehensive cleaning doing things like dusting, cleaning out the fridge, and cleaning toilets.
The toilet cleaner bleach that I keep in the master bat... | 11 | 67.363636 | |
1658187048 | 1664321256 | t3_w2dkxo | t5_2to41 | 181 | Confused_Alpaca937: TIFU By accidentally making a co worker think I’m homophobic
So once again my stupid ass done fucked up at work. So I live on site at my job, we have a few international staff from US and Canada, and it’s safe to say we had a slight cultural break down.
So I smoke (I know it’s bad dw peeps) and I ... | 5 | 36.2 | |
1658241584 | 1658242834 | t3_w2ucpo | t5_2to41 | 3 | vantae-bts: TIFU..by asking if a coworker spoke Spanish
Okay I know the title seems very bad but bear with me here.
So I have this coworker who I'll call H. H has a very Spanish sounding name. We were doing some work together when a new coworker came over to help us. I'll call him J. J is Hispanic. I had a huge bra... | 3 | 1 | |
1658242489 | 1658302157 | t3_w2uox0 | t5_2to41 | 4,179 | [deleted]: TIFU; Drove a bit distracted. Something horrible happened. Now I have PTSD.
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cakeweefs: First of all, I'm glad that it wasn't worse.
Second of all, I urge you to get to a therapist and a psychiatrist if you're serious about laughing children or round objects triggering anxiety or panic attacks.
T... | 9 | 464.333333 | |
1658242620 | 1658341197 | t3_w2uqqo | t5_2to41 | 10,862 | throwawayayayay32: TIFU at work after having anal sex
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AStirlingMacDonald: When I was in school there was an absolutely drop-dead gorgeous girl in the class. Everyone was super intimidated by her. On the day of our final exam, they separated the desks far from each other to avoid any chance of cheating. We wer... | 14 | 775.857143 | |
1658245098 | 1658245627 | t3_w2vp65 | t5_2to41 | 16 | yoboyykk64: TIFU trolling scammers
This happened about half an hour ago, I was bored and decided to go mess with scammers on omegle. Since I was unbearably bored and had a few ideas. So I decided to use pictures of my face which was pretty dumb. And one just kept asking for a dick pic. I was getting annoyed and sent th... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1658246045 | 1658248205 | t3_w2w29h | t5_2to41 | 31 | _TheKing144_yt_: TIFU masturbating with my door open
Soo this technically happened today, as it was past midnight.
I am (M17) hadn't jerked off in 2 weeks as my cousin was at our house. Didn't wanna risk anything awkward. Thing is, it wa getting really difficult to stop myself from doing so. It was like 30 minutes pa... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1658246274 | 1658249903 | t3_w2w5he | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking my friend on a haunted camping trip
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Jessbefine: Yeesh,I need to know how he is when he wakes up.
How scary
ezreal6969: Of course, I will keep you all updated
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1658248068 | 1658298511 | t3_w2wv35 | t5_2to41 | 37 | HighLikeUhAttic: TIFU by not knowing what a booty call was
This happened in college about 6 years ago, but i had to tell it and get it off my chest after reading a similar TIFU earlier today.
Back in my sophomore year of college in Texas, I had your typical night out in the city partying and eventually got back to the... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1658248792 | 1658268905 | t3_w2x5aq | t5_2to41 | 10 | Mental-Violinist-275: TIFU when I passed gas around my girlfriends face.
I was tired and mad because of a lot of stuff. Over the past year I've been living with my girlfriend and whenever it comes to cleaning around the house she does not do anything. Some sort of event comes up and we buy a bunch of stuff for it. Howe... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1658249371 | 1658253407 | t3_w2xdlg | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by engaging in hookup culture
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XesLanaLear: Gotta be careful of those creepy expirations.
Jokes aside, it happens mate. Trust your gut, whether anything bad was going on or not.
jabanas1: thanks man fixed it and yeah im trying to see it as more of an opportunity to see that i need more self ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1658250239 | 1658334277 | t3_w2xq5n | t5_2to41 | 119 | mondaysareturds: TIFU by eating the dinner my 12 y.o. daughter made
This happened last night but I'm just realizing this morning how bad the fu was.
My daughter loves to bake and is learning to cook. I try to be supportive and I've taught her how to make a few dishes and she likes to try new recipes, which I encoura... | 5 | 23.8 | |
1658251807 | 1658253082 | t3_w2ycoa | t5_2to41 | 4 | eekspiders: TIFU by doing the original choreography to a song instead of the modified one
I will preface this by saying I am by no definitions a novice dancer—I did ballet from ages 4 to 11 before moving on to contemporary dance and in the past 3ish years I've focused specifically on K-pop dances and I practice 4-5 day... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1658252759 | 1671766918 | t3_w2yq9n | t5_2to41 | 23 | cookiedoughgoblin: TIFU by not hiding my King Bach cutout from my new girlfriend
I have a life size 1:1 King Bach cardboard cutout, alongside an oversized cutlery set and some other less noticeable goodies. My collection is a product of years of in jokes between me and my friends who got me a King Bach meme related it... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1658253257 | 1658380503 | t3_w2yxb1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | NotTypicalPasta: TIFU by having a guy buy me pregnancy test
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Fit_Ad_7681: Well, are you pregnant?
NotTypicalPasta: Well luckily no. Chances were low cuz we always use protection but you never know with that shit
Slash_Raptor92: Yes, but remember that condoms are only like, 97% effective.
NotTypicalPasta: Ya th... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1658253753 | 1658258068 | t3_w2z4gc | t5_2to41 | 27 | bigboobz7: TIFU by alluding that I was not gay
I (18M) am gay and from Vancouver, CA. I was accepted into a university in the United States which I am attending in the fall. It just so happened that one of my childhood best friends (17F) moved to the same city that the uni is located in about 5 years ago. When I told h... | 3 | 9 | |
1658254131 | 1658256389 | t3_w2z9ua | t5_2to41 | 12 | NukelearWarzone: tifu by breaking a promise
I won't go into too much detail but I made a promise to my girlfriend who is the one person in my life that makes me feel good to be me, the promise was that I wouldn't tell anyone about something that happened between us.
I told one friend out of concern bc I felt horrible... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1658254923 | 1658259363 | t3_w2zl80 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing obvious sign from a girl
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disillusionedpotato: Did you keep the seaglass atleast?
Humble_Stuff2289: The only reason I was finding seaglass was for an excuse to talk to the girls.
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1658257576 | 1658258093 | t3_w30n7t | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by defrosting two ribeyes in the sink.
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derande_yo: OP hates wasting food but loves wasting water.
Jerrybeans88: Fair enough. I see the issue
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1658259078 | 1658349858 | t3_w318k7 | t5_2to41 | 41 | iloseyouindegrees: TIFU for not chewing my food properly and having bad stomach problems for the last 3-4 years
So I have been having bad stomach problems for a food 3-4 years, I should have gone to the doctors but I never did because I'm an idiot
I would burp A LOT, a stupid amount. And they would be painful as well
... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1658252896 | 1658291501 | t3_w2ys97 | t5_2to41 | 294 | Sacred4skin: TIFU by turning my gf on at work
Obligatory this happened a few years ago, but I was reminded of this recently and figured it was worth a share. First time posting here and on mobile, forgive me.
At the time, me (24m) and my now wife (28f) both worked at a local AT&T store. She was my manager when I ... | 4 | 73.5 | |
1658252292 | 1658330123 | t3_w2yjol | t5_2to41 | 401 | PurpleDuck11: TIFU by eating raw pasta
So this actually happened 15 years ago when I was 16.
I used to have a friend whose mom didn’t care if he and his friends smoked weed. She was the “I’d rather them do it in the house” kind of mom. She was also also single and worked a lot, so my friend would invite his friends ov... | 5 | 80.2 | |
1658260901 | 1658270755 | t3_w31z60 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Karlosmclenn: TIFU by telling my mom and older sister what my other sister did while we were home alone
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AleGolem: No, using someone else's bed to bang your significant other is not sexually assaulting the owner of the bed. It's kind of rude but that's the extent of it. Your mom is nuts.
Karlosmclenn: What i m... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1658260995 | 1658276150 | t3_w320l1 | t5_2to41 | 14 | RedditWithMIG: TIFU by wiping my video editing company's hard drive with 3 Terabytes of unbacked up footage. M
So this actually happened around 10 years ago.
I was working as a video editor for a small boutique marketing company and as always, I would look for shortcuts on my mac that would save me time editing and p... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1658261329 | 1658262955 | t3_w325k9 | t5_2to41 | 30 | Footie57: TIFU by not killing a bat
This morning I woke up to my girlfriend trying to get her cat, Buttons, away from a mouse at 3am. Turns out, the "mouse" was, in fact, a bat. So to get the thing away from Buttons, she turned on the light and it started frantically flying around the room. So she grabbed the cat and t... | 3 | 10 | |
1658264460 | 1658371039 | t3_w33f5m | t5_2to41 | 23 | xandroida1: TIFU by breaking someone's heart
Okay, I know the title sounds bad, but read my story first.
I am arromantic. That means I can't feel romantic attraction, but as a very touchy and caring person, I always have "something more than a friendship" with some people, but it's always platonic.
I openly say that I'... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1658266314 | 1658267136 | t3_w345st | t5_2to41 | 25 | Moosebuckets: TIFU by not paying attention at work
I’ve been insanely tired from insomnia and haven’t really slept in a few weeks. I’m essentially just running off caffeine and the endless hope that maybe tonight will be the night I sleep.
I work in ophthalmology (medical eye care) and one of the things I do is refra... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1658266942 | 1658273849 | t3_w34eki | t5_2to41 | 5 | Helpful_Time_7944: TIFU by don't telling my gf important things
Greetings users, first of all I am not a native speaker and I apologize for any misuse of language.
Now, I know the title sounds bad, but hear me out.
For some context I am 19 years old and I am studying in college (I started in February 2022) and since ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1658150271 | 1658268155 | t3_w1z5w9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Fw7toWin: TIFU by aggravating my dog who punched me and I almost became blind on 1st day of vacay
Tl;dr: went on vacay, decided to play with dogs ball and she landed a punch to my eye and I thought I was going to go blind.
Okay, so obligatory, this happened last night and I am fine after a little bit of panic.
We ar... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1658271072 | 1658277349 | t3_w360ii | t5_2to41 | 4 | Humble_Stuff2289: TIFU by saying no to a hug from a cute girl because of my low self-esteem
TL;DR: Went on a school overnight camping trip. A cute girl asks me if I want a hug and because of my low self-esteem, I thought she was joking, so I said no to the hug.
This didn't happen today, this happened about a year a... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1658270866 | 1658272484 | t3_w35xqj | t5_2to41 | 29 | Reasonable_Main9872: TIFU by taking an uber home after drinking with some friends
I (18f) currently live with my bf (18m),
his mom, and his sister. I've only been
living with him for about a month, and
everything this far has been great. I get
along with his mom wonderfully, and
his little sister and I are always jokin... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1658270733 | 1658351410 | t3_w35w0d | t5_2to41 | 5 | KeyOpposite8779: TIFU By minimizing my twitter app instead of actually closing it
TIFU By minimizing my twitter app instead of actually closing it
So today my ass was bored in my room n decided to watch porn on twitter then fap since I had nothing better to do
I was still bored after fapping so I decided to bath and g... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1658271186 | 1658291898 | t3_w361zx | t5_2to41 | 515 | Orangegoat02: TIFU by getting out of bed
Well title is fairly self explanatory I got out of bed at roughly 3 in the morning two weeks ago to go the toilet and either getting out of bed or rolling over to go to the toilet I managed to dislocate my kneecap yep getting out of bed
I try and stand up and think oh my legs ... | 6 | 85.833333 | |
1658273199 | 1658361351 | t3_w36t0g | t5_2to41 | 49 | MeAndMyWhiskeyBowl: TIFU by being an oblivious teen on Valentine's day
Obligatory this did not happen today, but back in the distant year of 2014.
So, let's set the mood.
Young highschool me (16 M) was friends with this girl called Kate (16 and not her actual name) who I had a massive crush on and who i'd known for t... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1658273484 | 1658316716 | t3_w36wpk | t5_2to41 | 6 | BleeboBlop: TIFU by allowing a scammer to blackmail me with fake nudes.
I (17m) added a random girl on snap chat, she asked for my Instagram and ended up following me, if "she" even is a she anyways,, repeatedly asked for dick pics and sexting, to which I refused, so then she put a normal picture of me next to a pictur... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1658273793 | 1658339631 | t3_w370mt | t5_2to41 | 274 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking one of my dads favourite airsoft guns
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bongart: Surprise him. Be honest with him for once. Tell him, before he finds out on his own. Offer to pay for it to get fixed, and offer him what you have.
Don't wait any longer. Every day, is a day he's gonna wonder why you didn't tell h... | 4 | 68.5 | |
1658277499 | 1658365988 | t3_w38dmi | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling the guy I'm dating that I love him.
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sandbirde: the "love me" sounds like it might have been a typo, but i don't have the full context.
that being said, that response sounds okay to me. he isn't shutting you out or rejecting you. it's casual in tone and it expresses empathy. i'd ask... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1658278625 | 1658300409 | t3_w38rwh | t5_2to41 | 14 | Throwawaypawgywife: TIFU by turning my aunt into salma hayek
So my aunt was a wonderful person. Brilliant, smart, and incredibly funny. She was (like my mom) the fiery latina type, never scared to go to bat for what is right and wo is wronged. I remember gong to visit her for one christmas (she lived in spain) and I wa... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1658278903 | 1658287896 | t3_w38vkb | t5_2to41 | 483 | Flyingfuckware: TIFU by not listening to my husband.
So my husband was on his way home from work today and the man said he’s starving, so i start chopping veggies in a hurry to make hot pot with. He had initially asked to pick food up which I adamantly pulled the old “we got food at home,” He gets home and our meal is ... | 9 | 53.666667 | |
1658279948 | 1658353847 | t3_w398jj | t5_2to41 | 22 | verba_antiqua_amo: TIFU by spraying menstrual blood across someone else's white bathroom
So I 21F have rather heavy periods, and I got tired of blood appearing everywhere, so I got the largest menstrual cup I could find. I was babysitting this kid at their house, and all of a sudden, I realized that a bloodbath was emi... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1658279579 | 1658314519 | t3_w393xb | t5_2to41 | 42 | Jehovah_thikkness: TIFU by trying anal for the first time; the first time I got drunk...
Story time!! This is embarrassing. So I’ve never been drunk before (I’m 18f), but my boyfriend (19m) has an offered to let me get drunk with his supervision. (He’s super caring so don’t think he’s being creepy lol. I was worried ab... | 3 | 14 | |
1658282753 | 1658319602 | t3_w3a7ic | t5_2to41 | 2 | SlowCrates: TIFU by prioritizing work over my health
I work for a small business, they don't provide health insurance, and they have kind of a cutthroat "sick day" policy.
I've had some bad luck with my health lately. In a decade before covid I got the flu 3 times. Well I've either had the flu or something like it 3 t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1658284168 | 1658372497 | t3_w3aphw | t5_2to41 | 13,356 | ThunderTRP: TIFU by logging back into my old NSFW twitter account
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rhomerman5: Wait he’s your best friend and you haven’t seen his dick? I question just how close y’all are.
Please_Not__Again: I have not seen any of my close friend's dicks and they have not seen mine ....
rhomerman5: You’re not real best frien... | 16 | 834.75 | |
1658278313 | 1658291362 | t3_w38nz0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Parker_Salem: TIFU by being indecisive
A few days ago my (nonbinary 16) close childhood friend told me that he had feelings for me. I of course was shell shocked, I had feelings for him a while but but he has a partner so I moved on and have even had my friends start setting me up on blind dates. While I was in my home... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1658286060 | 1658321458 | t3_w3bd2t | t5_2to41 | 20 | Available_Repair609: TIFU by going 11 years deep in my wife’s Facebook messages…
I’m drunk and my wife left me in charge of her phone before she has to wake up for work to see if anyone messages her from work. For some reason I decided to see if anyones been messaging her of FB. Well, that turned into me starting from ... | 8 | 2.5 | |
1658292005 | 1658370377 | t3_w3db0j | t5_2to41 | -2 | Username_WS: TIFU by being dumb during a relationship/breakup
The breakup did not happen today, but in March; however, it still affects me today. As for the background, this was my first relationship. It was between me (16m) and my then girlfriend (15f). There are many f*ck ups to my story.
The first of many mistakes ... | 4 | -0.5 | |
1658294014 | 1658305546 | t3_w3dxdl | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: Tifu by agreeing to a talent show before knowing the details
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Crosshairqueen: Didn’t you already post this?
Lumpy_Radish_2489: Could’ve sworn I read this a few weeks ago!
Crosshairqueen: Me too! Except I don’t think the gender was revealed?
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1658292406 | 1658330132 | t3_w3dfk5 | t5_2to41 | 51 | djerej: TIFU by drugging my mom by accident
Well, this happened just now. My mom got out of the hospital yesterday after she had surgery on her foot. She can't walk yet and got somewhat strong pain.
She just asked me to give her one pain pill from the kitchen, and as I looked around, there was only one pack of painkil... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1658294674 | 1658296192 | t3_w3e47j | t5_2to41 | 8 | DarthNirnroot: TIFU by not wearing gloves. A cautionary tale 🙃
Cautionary story time:
When cooking with peppers and or chili paste, WEAR GLOVES! 🧤
I made enchiladas for dinner tonight and in my recipe it called for poblano peppers and chili paste. I didn't bother wearing gloves and about halfway through making said... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1658296312 | 1658336300 | t3_w3el4m | t5_2to41 | 132 | Mukhrizthedodo: TIFU by not locking my door
This happened not more than 20 minutes from me making this post
I'm feeling a little under the weather, didn't go to school because of it, and decided "My mom's at work, I could use this as a chance to rub one out"
So in the midst of my session, right before I climaxed, I h... | 4 | 33 | |
1658296509 | 1658320883 | t3_w3en5u | t5_2to41 | 28 | EpicManiac: TIFU by referring to a video game boss as “Grandpa” right before my actual grandpa passed away
To preface, this was a FU that happened a few months ago that finally caught up to me last week. I’m still a bit emotionally drained from my grandpas passing, but I figured it was rather funny in hindsight, so I ... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1658303614 | 1658307023 | t3_w3gl42 | t5_2to41 | 2 | shit_at_mtb: TIFU by telling my whole year that someone left when they didn't.
It all started when my friend who I'll call "Hank" said he hated our school. He said he was going to leave the school at the end of the year. This is important for later. Over the course of the next few months he kept mentioning that he hate... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1658304705 | 1658305513 | t3_w3gvcl | t5_2to41 | 0 | piatsathunderhorn: TIFU by getting sick
TIFU by getting sick.
Sorry for weird formatting I'm posting from my phone.
Today was supposed to be my girlfriends graduation ceremony but I woke up feeling like shit (common cold I'll be fine) and she decided she wants to stay and take care of me instead of going without me,... | 3 | 0 | |
1658304643 | 1658365081 | t3_w3gus1 | t5_2to41 | 37 | FlashWayneArrow02: TIFU by not knowing that region locks on games still exist
I have a British PS5 with a British PlayStation account, but I keep buying a shit ton of games from GameStop when I visit my parents in America. The discs always work fine when I insert them into my PS5, and I never bought any DLC for them, s... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1658307449 | 1658349159 | t3_w3hk2c | t5_2to41 | 648 | DankAssPotatos: TIFU by rolling my car 5 times to avoid hitting a squirrel
Obligatory this was Sunday afternoon, not today.
So I drive (drove) a 2004 Ford Expedition. It was my first car, my dad gave it to me when I turned 18. I'm 20 now, and I've avoided getting in accidents since I got my license. I'm usually a pret... | 15 | 43.2 | |
1658312610 | 1658322572 | t3_w3iw7d | t5_2to41 | 3 | angsty_dude: TIFU for letting a drunk girl post stories on my phone and now basically every girl I know seen me naked
Well not today,but Saturday night. I'm a dude, long story short last night me and a lot of friends had a party going and doing instagram stories and stuff and a girl who is my friend started posting the... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1658313213 | 1658491774 | t3_w3j21i | t5_2to41 | 35,792 | Waste-Associate5773: TIFU by asking my friend when her brother was diagnosed with Autism
So I (27f) was chatting with my friend T (23F) over coffee today and she mentioned her brother (14m) I've met her brother a few times, he's a nice kid but socially awkward.
I work in Disability services and her brother has a lot... | 15 | 2,386.133333 | |
1658313369 | 1658319546 | t3_w3j3mz | t5_2to41 | 9 | lulu_123321: TIFU by blocking my boyfriend everywhere and now he never wants to see me again
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ivenrael: If it bothered you as much, then you should be happy about the result. No problem there you waited long enough, *BUT* haven't you tried to help him through his tough time? Did you actually ever meet? You cou... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1658317136 | 1658418723 | t3_w3k5fp | t5_2to41 | 1,385 | I_Am_YungAce: TIFU by taking pre-workout then passing out
Back story here - I have neglected my body for the last 2 years and let myself get away and gain lots of weight. I gained 30-40lbs and not happy with myself
I bought some stuff to take the initiative to work out. I have neve tried pre-workout before so decided ... | 7 | 197.857143 | |
1658319248 | 1658431561 | t3_w3kt1u | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking at my friends twitter profile
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CaptnSave-A-Ho: So I'm guessing from the context clues here that anime is just cartoons and hentai is the porn cartoons? I've heard people talk about both and I always figured they were basically interchangeable. Now I'm starting to wonder if I ever mis... | 12 | 0.583333 | |
1658320600 | 1658342841 | t3_w3l9dz | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU my beating my meat in the living room
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Infinite420Question: Am I the only one that wouldn't have stopped?
Anyone else agree with me?
Anyone at all?
Hello.....?
Flaregon: In for a penny in for a pound ah...
I get your logic, and I'd also be amazed if you could still keep it up 😅...
Infinite4... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1658323032 | 1658324680 | t3_w3m459 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by crapping on my wallet.
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Fit_Ad_7681: If it weren't for the fact that most women's pants don't have (usable) front pockets, I'd tell you to get a ridge wallet. It's more comfortable than sitting on a leather one you have to keep in your back pocket, but again, requires front pockets.
OhYeahIs... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1658324944 | 1658342835 | t3_w3mtf2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | cailloulovescake: TIFU by helping my cousin's with a prank
So, where to begin...
I recently came back to my home-country for summer and I've been here for 3 weeks, give or take. It's been okay for the most part aside from the fact that I have cousins straight from the pits of hell. And when I say from the pits of hell... | 9 | 0.555556 | |
1658326721 | 1658413708 | t3_w3ni6h | t5_2to41 | 3,689 | BiggDripper2606: tifu by looking up rule 34 bugs
Yesterday I (23M) fucked up by starting my day with connectivity issues on my phone, this was frustrating for me because I have important messages to send relating to my line of work, I had to reset the router and went about my day as usual. When my mother who is the acc... | 9 | 409.888889 | |
1658328246 | 1658329167 | t3_w3o3wv | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by snooping…… again
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the_cat_whiskerer00: If you're concerned about your health, you could make an appointment to see an OBGYN. There you can safely explain why you're worried and ask for advice as well.
Sad_Avocado8236: Noted and thank you
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1658335790 | 1658676659 | t3_w3r845 | t5_2to41 | 369 | ninjuhturdel: TIFU by having sex with my wife and ending up in the hospital
So, I'll start by saying this happened 2 days ago, but I'm still dealing with the emotional stress. For context, my wife is pregnant. Very pregnant. (38+ weeks)
It was a night like any other, taking it easy after a long day. Our 2 children (my... | 10 | 36.9 | |
1658338361 | 1658339944 | t3_w3saw4 | t5_2to41 | 44 | Advicethrowaway99535: TIFU by accidentally swigging a glass of vodka this morning
I (18F) had a wild morning, thought I’d share my fuck up with y’all. It’s nothing serious just funny 💀
So I have an appt early morning which ended in me getting diagnosed with Bipolar and Autism and so I thought that it would be a nice... | 4 | 11 | |
1658340258 | 1658359191 | t3_w3t2vg | t5_2to41 | 13 | twotall88: TIFU by nearly severing my thumb tip repairing my condensate drain on my AC.
Update: https://imgur.com/a/Eqn6Xdl
So, I'm coming up on about 18 months or more of DIY basement renovations and I'm in the home stretch with having the laminate floor 100% completed. We decided to throw some of our surplus floorin... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1658343379 | 1658428890 | t3_w3ud1w | t5_2to41 | 14 | IndianCorrespondant: TIFU by writing an emotional love letter to a female coworker who wrote a prank love letter.
So there is this coworker (W24) who was always so friendly and Caring towards me (M24). We were like jim and pam from the office series. We regularly prank each other and our coworkers. I always thought she... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1658347224 | 1658372123 | t3_w3vx7k | t5_2to41 | 57 | Heissennbberrg: TIFU by going along to pick up weed the same day my buddy got his driver’s license.
This is an oldie but I think about it often and I don’t know where else to post it. This happened 15 summers ago. We were young idiots and I don’t condone any choices made throughout this entire story.
My friends and I ... | 6 | 9.5 | |
1658347505 | 1658356867 | t3_w3w1jg | t5_2to41 | 19 | cathunter420: TIFU by calling a girl fat
So (M, 24yo)I've been talking to her(F, 32yo) for around a month on a website. We are kinda getting along well with each other, talking about many things, very compatible.
Base on what I heard from her, she was kinda insecure about her look, through talking to her, I tried to ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1658349013 | 1658350155 | t3_w3wn03 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU By letting my cat stay in the room
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dfapredator: I thought this would end with sack scratches so all in all not to bad
sendyslayer: It definitely could’ve been worse!
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1658351305 | 1658362873 | t3_w3xkp8 | t5_2to41 | 248 | [deleted]: Tifu wearing tight shorts to yoga
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BlackberryHaunting74: Wow sounds like a nightmare lol I'm imagining if I we're a guy and this happens to me. I would run straight home and burry my face in my pillow
Johnnydigi003: He definitely buried something into his pillow
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1658350095 | 1658377007 | t3_w3x2r7 | t5_2to41 | 919 | hsjehhsjuz: TIFU by scanning a QR code
I, being horny was searching around reddit and I found some, shall we say “questionable” discord channels. I joined one and it had some other channels which were similar,linked. One of these had a QR code. I scanned it. Which was a mistake. I auto joined a random server which was ... | 7 | 131.285714 |
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