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1412468735 | 1412478380 | t3_2ibi5y | t5_2to41 | -1 | worstinterviewerever: TIFU by conducting a group interview and accidentally showing them all my boobs.
this happened a couple of years ago, when i was a manager at urban outfitters.
urban outfitters conducts group interviews with up to a dozen doe-eyed baby hipsters when doing hiring for sales associates, and the resp... | 7 | -0.142857 | |
1412468188 | 1412528353 | t3_2ibhec | t5_2to41 | 11 | Sunday_Phunday: TIFU by Texting my Girlfriend
TL;DR: Mentioned an IG photo to my GF and she told me that she had been seeing someone else behind my back.
So some background, this girl and I (gonna call her Sarah), have been friends for about 2.5 years (starting our junior year). We had been on/off at our college for th... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1412469132 | 1412471816 | t3_2ibips | t5_2to41 | 15 | MrCuriousCat: TIFU on vacation....
I’ll start this off with a little background info on myself. I was at one point in my life a shameful-shitter. If I thought anyone was within earshot of my possible butt blasts, my cornhole would lock up tighter than Alcatraz.
Now, here I was on a 4 day weekend trip with my girlfriend... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1412470153 | 1412695847 | t3_2ibk59 | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU by not paying attention to my browser theme.
I noticed today while at work my opera home screen had a porn picture in the background. I have no idea how long it has been there as i generally don't pay attention to anything but the search bar on that screen. In opera when right clicking "open image in ... | 7 | 8.571429 | |
1412470692 | 1412552831 | t3_2ibkwq | t5_2to41 | 61 | mylifeisover3: TIFU: By sharing dick pics with a stranger who then blackmailed me, and is sending said photo to my facebook friends list
I am such a fucking idiot i cannot believe how many stupid things i have done in the past hour because i was horny and bored. I cant believe i saw none of the signs its so fucking gla... | 10 | 6.1 | |
1412471262 | 1412475425 | t3_2iblp8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Ricekrisper: TIFU by masturbating my boss's thumb
Came back to work this morning very tired and slightly jetlagged from traveling cross country yesterday for a funeral. I shook my boss's hand and as we were shaking he then stopped shaking so we were basically just holding hands. He then placed his second hand over mine... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412470486 | 1412524851 | t3_2ibkm1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | BludBat: TIFU by making out with a lady boy. (Possibly two)
Okay, fml. This all happened yesterday.
Me and 4 other friends (we're all guys) went to a club to shoot the shit and get a few drinks. We smoked a joint before we got there, and I got pretty buzzed. In we go and... *BAM* tequila shots. Right off the bat. We ... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1412473644 | 1412485885 | t3_2ibowv | t5_2to41 | 50 | jjjeff99: TIFU by going grocery shopping
It's Saturday and I'm getting old. So for whatever reason I am bright awake at 7 am on weekend morning with no kids or responsibilities. Feeling down and out about my blight I decided to do a normal adult thing and go grocery shopping.
I normally do my shopping on week night... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1412474747 | 1412478537 | t3_2ibqeu | t5_2to41 | 24 | The_Revolutionary: TIFU by accidentally making an entire family sin during a holy month.
demonspawn79: Ramadan was in June-July.
KimJongBuns: He must be either exaggerating or got the holiday wrong.
demonspawn79: Or he's just full of shit.
Edit: Yeah, probably why he deleted his post.
| 4 | 6 | |
1412471889 | 1412483666 | t3_2ibmim | t5_2to41 | 132 | Home-Baked: TIFU by creating an exponentially more awkward situation by trying to avoid an awkward situation
Small talk. I hate it. Especially when it's with a certain couple that I know who somehow manage to outdo each other in the blandness department. They live kind of close to me so I'll often pass them in the stre... | 4 | 33 | |
1412474637 | 1412552792 | t3_2ibq95 | t5_2to41 | 1,110 | ANUS_FUCKER: TIFU by recording myself making a Chewbacca noise.
This happened a few weeks ago and only recently I thought of posting on tifu. I was bored one day and decided to record myself making various Chewbacca-esque noises on my computer. I exported a few clips of these to iTunes, innocently thinking I would shar... | 6 | 185 | |
1412476874 | 1412480838 | t3_2ibt8q | t5_2to41 | 7 | ZephyruSOfficial: TIFU by getting a free sample
I was at the mall with my friends because we wanted to see a movie but all of the movies were sold out. One of my friends suggested we try the free samples in the food court. First one we stop at is this chinese food place. all three of us take a sample and as we're getti... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1412476778 | 1412566475 | t3_2ibt3n | t5_2to41 | 112 | DamnItBrainWtf: TIFU By insulting the cute chick who came into work
Ill start by saying I work at a pizza place, where the majority of the work force is Chinese so myself and 2 other native English speaking staff are bound to the front counter to interact with the general population we serve.
Any who, I'm working fr... | 9 | 12.444444 | |
1412476518 | 1412514095 | t3_2ibsrn | t5_2to41 | 6,416 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking on aqua dump
I went for a hike along the ocean, and came across a quiet spot in the bay. I figured I would knock one off my bucket list, and went skinny-dipping in the water. I decided to finally go ahead and do it - take an aqua dump!
I figured it was the open ocean, and it wouldn't be bad f... | 12 | 534.666667 | |
1412477714 | 1412479076 | t3_2ibuby | t5_2to41 | 6 | WouldYouPleaseKindly: TIFU I tried to kiss my ex girlfriend.
TL;DR ex girlfriend wanted to to support her in a time of need. I did but then tried to kiss her.
So. I broke up with this girl, she was amazing but it was long distance and things were getting strained. Anyway, after a few weeks we started talking again. I... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1412476177 | 1412483860 | t3_2ibsbp | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU my chances with a potential suitor
There is a gentleman who had piqued my interest many days ago, and once upon a time, this gentleman and I dated.
He broke up with me for another lady, but that's just backstory.
This new gentleman friend is a potential new roommate. He has gone back and forth about... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1412477531 | 1412478799 | t3_2ibu2o | t5_2to41 | 7 | timetospeakY: TIFU by being too high in a health food store to talk to Charlie Day and The Waitresss
So this sounds like a dream one would have but this actually happened. Went to see a movie in Los Feliz, smoked a lot before and after. Decided after the movie to check out Lassen's which I had never been to before. Hol... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1412478361 | 1412480068 | t3_2ibv7m | t5_2to41 | 3 | HeyitsPropane: TIFU by letting GF worry if I was dead.
Hope you are in the mood to read a fine story. Gather round children and sit by the fire, because we are going to have a fine tale of stupidity and selfishness.
Today my gf was going to a party her parent's were throwing. They have a makeshift baseball diamond ... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1412478358 | 1412530262 | t3_2ibv7g | t5_2to41 | 50 | ZaoMonichi: TIFU by eating Chips Ahoy cookies
I woke up with about 7 hours of sleep or so and stuffed my face with half a dozen Chips Ahoy! Chewy cookies.
These ruined my entire day, and possibly whatever little reputation I have at school.
After eating I quickly showered, put my contacts in and went on my way to scho... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1412478609 | 1412481528 | t3_2ibvji | t5_2to41 | 4 | mixoman: TIFU by sharing a secret with a friend.
I told a friend about some stuff that was going down with my best friend, making him promise up and down he would never say anything to anyone. Well he blabbed and now I don't think I have a best friend any more. I am feeling a mixture of anger at the guy who broke his p... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412480604 | 1412510546 | t3_2iby2d | t5_2to41 | 46 | paralyzedbyweed: TIFU by smoking weed after 34 years of not.
Background. I smoked weed regularly during the 70's as a teen. Pretty much every day from 17-20 years old. Quit in 1980. Smoked one time at a party in 2002. Got pretty high that time but was drinking also.
Fast forward to last weekend in Atlanta. A fri... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1412480743 | 1412922443 | t3_2iby84 | t5_2to41 | 198 | SurpriseBoner2014: TIFU by walking too close to an attractive girl on campus
I was walking to class when I saw this beautiful girl with the most perfect body I had ever seen. I was compelled to get a better look at her booty. I walked a bit faster to get as close behind her as possible without startling her. I was enj... | 6 | 33 | |
1412479604 | 1412492341 | t3_2ibwt5 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Gwengwel: TIFU by almost blinding me!
Yesterday I forgot to remove my makeup after a Volunteer's Dinner washed down with (free) alcohol (FU No.1, sorry fellow MUA!). When I woke up this morning, I felt my eyes beg me for eyes makeup removal and for a little of humidification. No problem, I have Visine 'Allergies' on my... | 3 | 7 | |
1412482021 | 1412527236 | t3_2ibzun | t5_2to41 | 31 | Carubyn: TIFU by asking a girl in front of her dad
OK first things first, I'm honestly extremely shy and have a hard time portraying my feelings. I've also never had a girlfriend before.
This is also my first post here so no haterino please!
I was on a five day course at yoobee in the city so every day I had to catch ... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1412483443 | 1412570777 | t3_2ic1lh | t5_2to41 | 245 | caughtredhandedd: TIFU by assuming my period was over.
This seriously just happened:
I was skyping my boyfriend and I was getting pretty horny. I stripped down for him and started fingering myself, moaning, eyes closed and in the midst of a great time. He was having fun too.
Then he said, "Is that blood on your hand... | 7 | 35 | |
1412484420 | 1412486175 | t3_2ic2rz | t5_2to41 | 7 | Fuckpornads: TIFU by watching porn during a Skype call.
So me and my buddy were talking on Skype and playing games on steam for a few hours. Some time passes and we're both just doing our own things and chatting. Another point I should make is that on both of of our headphones you can pretty much hear what the other pe... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1412486613 | 1412513932 | t3_2ic596 | t5_2to41 | 119 | CyberFreq: [NSFW] TIFU by having sore thighs at work
Okay. So, a few days ago I did some really physical stuff and strained my thighs. They've been sore since then.
Day one, thighs are awful but at least I didn't have a lot to do, so I let them heal naturally. Heat and ice and all that.
Day two, thighs are st... | 4 | 29.75 | |
1412487182 | 1412532768 | t3_2ic5ud | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting too much salt and pepper in my cream cheese
So about 45 minutes ago or so, a tired me gets into bed and decides to relax for a couple of hours with some season 3 Spongebob (possibly the best season in television history). But I thought, why not a midnight snack? I look in the fridge, pour mys... | 3 | 1 | |
1412490860 | 1412599701 | t3_2ic9f7 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Warriorprincex: TIFU by using IcyHot before bed
This happened to me yesterday. It had been a great day, got a great workout. I have been working out a lot and my neck and shoulders were very sore so I decided to use some of that Icyhot creme to relieve the pain. I use it every once in a while when I am too sore to slee... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1412490807 | 1412518778 | t3_2ic9dc | t5_2to41 | 2 | Loganophalus: TIFU by Saying Hello to my Instructor that was in the Army.
EODtechUSMC: Don't take it too hard. This happens all the time... in the real Military. This is not the first time this guy has been called the wrong rank. All your little snot nosed classmates will do it eventually, too. Learn to take it i... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1412492230 | 1412504582 | t3_2ican3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | riptide747: TIFU by having ball slapping sex
Yes slapping. Not slappy. My girlfriend and I are going at it, she's on top, and wants me to slap her ass. Being in the moment I figured why the hell not and reach my hand behind her. Unfortunately I misjudged where her ass actually was, and as I my hand began its fateful tr... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1412492651 | 1412535320 | t3_2icb0g | t5_2to41 | 56 | jessiered21: TIFU by being helpful in the supermarket
This did happen today.
I did the regular grocery run with my SO today, and I fucked up.
We had made it most of the way around the store and were in the hair product/ feminine hygiene/ baby stuff aisle. I'm looking at shampoos when a young, pretty asian girl taps m... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1412498565 | 1412503280 | t3_2icfii | t5_2to41 | 23 | burnerlol1052014: TIFU by bring home a deaf transgender girl
I was bored tonight so I started browsing a popular cam site that features amateurs camming. I noticed that a very pretty transgender girl from my area was on cam and started chatting her up. After chatting for short time she suggested that we should hang o... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1412492633 | 1412506488 | t3_2icazv | t5_2to41 | 11 | D4rkr4in: TIFU by pretending I play golf
So basically I was talking to this really avid golf playing girl on Facebook, and she asked me what my golfing average was. I panicked, Googled what the fuck a good golfing average was, and told her I golfed an average of 70. She was like "no way, I have to play you now!" I aske... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1412499372 | 1412503661 | t3_2icg30 | t5_2to41 | 56 | therealskull: TIFU by enjoying a movie too much.
So this happened only twelve hours ago and I'm still baffeled by my obliviousness.
Yesterday, I was initially invited to a BBQ a friend of mine hold. It was the last weekend with weather not freezing enough to keep a German off his porch and have grill. I did not know ... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1412505018 | 1412532633 | t3_2ick5l | t5_2to41 | 9 | IDoItAllLikeABoss: TIFU by realizing the true cost of my dumbest decision of all time. DO BETTER
Check it, long time lurker here. It's 3am and I have insomnia so I just ended up clicking around the net and discovering unbury.me. I wish I hadn't.
At 17, lean and beaming with optimism, I enrolled in college! It was the... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1412506225 | 1412642041 | t3_2ickyc | t5_2to41 | 54 | resurgida: TIFU by moistening my feet with body lotion before having sex.
So, I'm into some BDSM practices and I've been kinda dating this guy who is also into it. He's submissive and really nice!
After some time hanging out, one day he told me he has a huge foot fetish, and the he would love to adore my feet (kis... | 3 | 18 | |
1412506054 | 1412550675 | t3_2ickul | t5_2to41 | 3,256 | Combustibutt: TIFU by going to work wearing the pants that make my butt look good.
I have this pair of pants. They're nothing special, really, just black slacks in a favourable cut with some highlights, but they fit me *just right* and they make my butt look fantastic. I don't wear them all the time, but when I want a ... | 12 | 271.333333 | |
1412505507 | 1412512192 | t3_2ickh5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | EmereldSter_: TIFU by going to work
It all started when I woke up. I found myself unable to open my left eye and after some time touching it I realized that it was just an extensive amount of eye gunk so I washed it off in the shower and went on with my day. I stayed at home until it was time for me to go to work (I'm ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1412510850 | 1412637517 | t3_2icojt | t5_2to41 | 60 | payattentionimsmart: Tifu by actually counting on NickH850 to give me a picture and update on his COCKy pressure washing at work
I read an awesome tifu about NickH850 drawing a huge cock and balls on the driveway of a million + dollar house on Thursday night. He wrote that he would update with a picture and the reactio... | 9 | 6.666667 | |
1412510926 | 1412531519 | t3_2icolm | t5_2to41 | 191 | milkmanana: TIFU by sleeping with a friend.
This happened in the summer. Now that I'm getting over it, I'll post it.
My friend and I were both home for vacation. We have been best friends for a long time. We live on opposite coasts because of college, so we thought we would hang out for a weekend in New York. We event... | 6 | 31.833333 | |
1412511514 | 1412512699 | t3_2icp4i | t5_2to41 | 1 | Astyanax01: TIFU giving my girlfriend my old laptop
There are a few things I just remembered are going to cause a bit of a stir.
The pictures of my ex girlfriend are going to be noticed but these are just pictures of me and her. Nothing too risque.
But a few months ago (six months after we broke up), she sent me a vi... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1412511651 | 1412514716 | t3_2icp8s | t5_2to41 | 6 | ostrichsg: TIFU by getting aroused from a non-romantic hug. NSFW?
[deleted]: Good. Establish dominance.
ostrichsg: Grandma's scowl didn't make me feel very dominant.
[deleted]: Scowl or squint?
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1412512611 | 1412530894 | t3_2icq08 | t5_2to41 | 476 | MisunderstoodLamp: TIFU by watching porn on my phone. (nsfw)
This tifu didn't happen today but about 4 years ago. I was the typical 14 year old boy. Fapping like there's no tomorrow.
This one evening I decided to have a fap while watching porn on my phone. I came half way through the video, cleaned up and went to slee... | 4 | 119 | |
1412507251 | 1412569651 | t3_2iclpq | t5_2to41 | 22 | ShitCarSex: TIFU by having car sex
For the first time in my life I met up with a girl on Tinder.
We went out for dinner at Denny's (classy) and for some reason the food didn't sit very well with me. We rush home in my car and I run in, do my business, and then return to my car.
I drive us to a dark place and we begin... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1412514986 | 1412558639 | t3_2ics6m | t5_2to41 | 14 | Deafening_Silencia: TIFU by accidentally ruining the ANZAC moment of silence
This happened a few months ago but i didnt get around to posting until now
So months ago i was partaking in the ANZAC moment of silence to remember those that fell to defend the lives of the innocent, It was a clear morning and everything was... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1412511693 | 1412549371 | t3_2icp9p | t5_2to41 | 100 | Thesladenator97: TIFU by bringing up darwins theory of evolution at the sunday school where I volunteer then I managed to lock a 90 year old woman in the school building for the entire service
Okay so to start of with, I'm not in anyway religious at all. I would class myself as mostly undecided. I live in the uk and th... | 6 | 16.666667 | |
1412520654 | 1412540878 | t3_2icyiz | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing Salvia and losing my mind NSFW
So I was at a friends house last night,
He had bought some SalviaD 20x. (A pretty powerful psychedelic as I was soon to find out). Since it was his idea we decided he would go first. We had both seen the youtube videos of people taking them at parties and th... | 5 | -0.2 | |
1412522729 | 1412565568 | t3_2id1ap | t5_2to41 | 22 | NefroSenpai: TIFU By Watching Hentai In A Skype Call
This happened about 3 months ago but I only really learned about TIFU about a month ago. So, here is some back story for everyone: Me and a lot of my friends are avid anime watchers. we mostly enjoy all the same stuff but, only me and one of my other friends (we'll c... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1412523334 | 1412617824 | t3_2id26u | t5_2to41 | 45 | mannotmen: TIFU by using veet on my asshole [NSFW]
So I am a really hairy guy and last week I decided to put veet (hair remover) on my butt and around my asshole. My girlfriend noticed this and she asked if she could put a pinky in my ass, and me being naive said yes. So she did it and it was fine. Fast forward to yest... | 8 | 5.625 | |
1412524193 | 1412676525 | t3_2id3f2 | t5_2to41 | 68 | CarsTrucksBuses: TIFU going through the Wendy's drive-thru
This quick story takes place at the very beginning of my pot smoking career; sophomore year in high school. Me and my buddy Tom just started smoking and quickly became 'stoners'. This one night, it was maybe our 4th or 5th time getting high, we decided to get s... | 4 | 17 | |
1412518971 | 1412569340 | t3_2icwfd | t5_2to41 | 53 | Dahoyt: TIFU by driving my first car through a soccer goal with my two exchange students in the car.
So like most of these fuck ups, this happened when I was freshly 16. I had saved up money to make sure I had a rad car, so when I turned 16 I bought my "dream" car... A 1994 Volvo 740 Turbo. Now a little back story, I w... | 7 | 7.571429 | |
1412524319 | 1412571578 | t3_2id3lo | t5_2to41 | 5 | needmylifebak: TIFU by drinking cockroach legs.
A couple of hours ago, I went to my uncle's house for some stuffs. My uncle wasn't there so my aunt told me to wait for him and help myself to a glass of coke. My aunt is known in the family for her uncleanliness in the kitchen. Gordon Ramsey could have a heart attack as ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412524510 | 1412550704 | t3_2id3vb | t5_2to41 | 30 | Baconthebro: TIFU By slapping my roomie with a wad of cum
CBSAclerk: Looked at OP's history, just started using reddit and has already made a post to nosleep. This is a lie, I garauntee it
Baconthebro: So, because I have posted once in /r/nosleep That makes me a liar? That is some bad logic there man.
CBSAclerk: It's ... | 14 | 2.142857 | |
1412527022 | 1412531260 | t3_2id7sk | t5_2to41 | 12 | bf_throwaway78: TIFU by making my gf finger herself while she was on her period
**TL;DR I made my gf finger herself while she was on her period. She got blood all over her hand. She thinks I don't know and tries to deny it.**
This happened last night.
I was skyping with my girlfriend and we did a a bit of sexy talk. ... | 3 | 4 | |
1412527975 | 1412537649 | t3_2id99m | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to flush moldy bread down the toilet
So after a long weekend here in Germany, I decided to check my schoolbag and see in horror that I have forgotten my uneaten lunch in there from three days ago. The bread and toping had become really moldy by now. I kind of panicked because my mother hates i... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1412526210 | 1412545782 | t3_2id6jl | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking about scary things in the shower
I have always been superstitious. Often plagued with "uneasy feelings" if I'm home alone, it's dark, or I'm next to a window or mirror; you get the point.
It has never posed a problem, other than getting a little spooked at times. I'm a nondescript teenager.... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1412526356 | 1412543076 | t3_2id6rq | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by assuming people don't get horny.
So this happened about 2 months ago but i'm only just discovering TIFU so i'm posting it now. So i'm talking to my best friend and his gf over Skype. they are pretty chill people. and let me tell you right now me and my friend have such a bond that his gf is practical... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412529568 | 1412565450 | t3_2idbtx | t5_2to41 | 31 | The_Lantean: TIFU by using baby powder in my balls.
So this morning I went for a run. Not long before, I washed my privates and, like I usually do afterwards, I applied baby powder to my balls - because this keeps them fresh and decreases the uncomfortable effects of sweat.
It wasn't the first time I had done this, nei... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1412532569 | 1412533956 | t3_2idgmp | t5_2to41 | 4 | tnotb: TIFU by photographing my neighbor with a telephoto lens
This happened a few years ago when i was living in Fort Collins, Colorado.
My wife and I returned from a night out and could not locate our cat. We have a cat door to allow her to come and go as she pleases, but she always comes home when we do, or very so... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412532712 | 1412535756 | t3_2idgvu | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking at this girl's snapchat story a countless number of times and not knowing that she would be notified that I looked at it
Last night I was looking at some of my friend's stories (because why not).
I really liked her story because I use to have a crush on her and she's amazingly gorgeous.
Bu... | 5 | 2 | |
1412532734 | 1412536265 | t3_2idgxa | t5_2to41 | 23 | Senor_Poopy_Pantz: TIFU by having explosive diarrhea during my very public jog.
[deleted]: If I were you I would have immediately jumped in the lake (which you mentioned you were running around) and pretend to be on a swim, you could rinse yourself in the water, and on your way back to your car you could use the excus... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1412536689 | 1412540139 | t3_2idnhr | t5_2to41 | 12 | corleone21: TIFU by asking a Liberian guy how long he's been in the United States.
This morning a friend of mine introduced me to a Liberian guy. Being the chatty guy that I am, I became uncomfortable with the silence that followed. So I asked the guy how long he's been in the US; he seemed visibly agitated by the ques... | 3 | 4 | |
1412548342 | 1412622774 | t3_2idpmj | t5_2to41 | -60 | georgedrunkman: See? When the *girl* does the raping, it's funny!
Ah, you gotta love the patriarchal gender stereotypes!
Omnipotence456: I think it's more that we find emasculation funny and being raped is seen as emasculating.
georgedrunkman: And this is okay?
I think, maybe, you're being a little overly-specific. ... | 8 | -7.5 | |
1412538566 | 1412749724 | t3_2idqkn | t5_2to41 | 6,055 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my grandma porn
puppetdawg: Oh I'm dying with laughter. Anyway, for future reference, what you're supposed to do in this situation is say, "Oh no, I must have some terrible virus!" And then call a week later and tell her how you've had all this money stolen from your bank account. Old people... | 12 | 504.583333 | |
1412528325 | 1412607148 | t3_2id9sq | t5_2to41 | 68 | Gogibsoni: TIFU by eating a "magic brownie" before work.
This story contains two fuckups so I'll try to keep it short and sweet. So before work I was hanging out in the break room and someone had baked some weed brownies and offered me one. I'd never worked high before but since I'll I had to do was sweep popcorn at ... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1412537375 | 1412550613 | t3_2idol4 | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing my bra over my top
Happened last Friday. Got up late, had an early morning teleconference with a remote client and I've recently been promoted so I could not be late. I work for an IT company and the dress code is.. well there's none. So just decided to put on jeans and go in the tee I slept ... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1412536984 | 1412545279 | t3_2idnyn | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be a player in college
So to start my story off I'll take you guys back to my time in high school. I was well liked by almost everyone and had a lot of friends but I was never able to pick up girls. Just something in my personality made me not the type of guy to walk up to girls or actively... | 5 | 10 | |
1412552379 | 1412611816 | t3_2iduvs | t5_2to41 | 77 | boxenstien: yeah real shit OP your friends are dicks
payattentionimsmart: Yeah but his neighbors saw his dicks...
JarlBalgruufTheGreat: > dicks
More than one, OP?
EDIT: Dumb formatting.
payattentionimsmart: He posted another tifu about stitching a cow penis onto his thigh during the same "extreme" game of ... | 5 | 15.4 | |
1412540954 | 1412545949 | t3_2iduki | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: Tifu by having sex with my girlfriend after making her breakfast in bed.
So since I recently had shoulder surgery I've been unable to do many things for myself. My girlfriend has been nothing short of amazing in doing things to take care of me. Laundry, cooking, cleaning and things of that like. Destiny was ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1412543052 | 1412558729 | t3_2idy6p | t5_2to41 | 5 | Xxbambam223xX: TIFU by accepting a girls invite to homecoming.
For the first time in my life a girl is pursuing me instead of the other way around, the problem is I'm in love with one of our other friends. I was so surprised by the fact that she approached me about it, I blindly accepted without thinking of the consequ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1412542184 | 1412562658 | t3_2idwnz | t5_2to41 | 16 | MoistPlane: TIFU by getting caught wanking!!
Ok, this is one of the most embarrassing things that has ever happend to me but I feel the world must know as it's such a funny story.
It starts with me (17 year old) on holiday with my parents in Italy. Like most boys after 2 weeks of looking at endless amounts of Italian ... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1412543581 | 1412545515 | t3_2idz2r | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU and lost my best friend
So I'm an idiot, I'm learning that more and more each day. About three hours ago, my roommate and I went to get lunch and we met up with a few of our friends that we lived with last year. While we all still hang out with each other, we don't see each other nearly as much now that... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412544189 | 1412555565 | t3_2ie02h | t5_2to41 | 7 | Sdsguy: TIFU by being rude to a gorgeous girl. Twice in one night.
There's a particular "breastaurant" that I enjoy going to, I'm a regular so most of the girls know me and we chat about all sorts of things.
I'm outside smoking and see one of the waitresses I know coming over, let's call her K. K and I are chatting a... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1412545843 | 1412623858 | t3_2ie2so | t5_2to41 | 6 | Sinical89: TIFU by Dynoing my pickup.
On thursday I had bought a 1991 Ford ranger, that had been sitting for a few years, for 450$, by saturday it was purring like a kitten with new fuel pump, oil change, new front rotors and brakes, fixing the blower motor and windshield fluid motor, tachometer, and other small thing... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1412547641 | 1412633329 | t3_2ie5ro | t5_2to41 | 75 | Tricit1: TIFU by being honest with my best friend and his new girlfriend.
~STEREOTYPE ALERT~ I am a gay man in the Navy, currently going to my second command. My first command was in Japan; there, I made more friends that anywhere else. I was never a social outcast, but I kept myself out of social circles in general be... | 5 | 15 | |
1412549703 | 1412551092 | t3_2ie8yo | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling asleep in class.
So I finished a test in psychology class on Friday with like 45 minutes left in class. I decided to sleep which is allowed. Terrible decision. I popped a boner which found its way out my unzipped fly and then ripped a massive shart, both in my sleep, and everyone looked at me... | 3 | 2 | |
1412550159 | 1412560838 | t3_2ie9o3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by being too lazy to change after my shower. (NSFW)
Normally, I do what every other typical human does and change as soon as I finish my shower and enter my bedroom. Now, on days when it's really hot, I usually just say whatever and procrastinate changing; I just sit down with my towel around me still, ... | 11 | 1.181818 | |
1412547096 | 1412594560 | t3_2ie4xm | t5_2to41 | 537 | LustyHitler: TIFU by exposing myself to Taco Bell patrons.
Tomorrow will be the ten-year anniversary of this event, so it seemed appropriate to share it with a bunch of strangers.
I got a job at Taco Bell when I was 17, and I loved it. I had never had my own income before, and it was liberating to have spending money ... | 8 | 67.125 | |
1412550543 | 1412551558 | t3_2ieaa5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a jalapeño blow-job.
captainfunder: If you thought this was a good idea you've got more brain cells in the head of your penis than you have in the one on your neck.
fads70: Alcohol is wicked my friend.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412554474 | 1412576519 | t3_2iegnb | t5_2to41 | 72 | TheLoneDragoon: TIFU by accidentally texting my 12 year old step sister "let me sniff yo asshole girl"
My 15 year old step brother just got an iphone 6, unbeknownst to both of us, every message he sent was sent to all devices connected to his moms apple account.
This includes my 12 year old step sister _______.
I wa... | 5 | 14.4 | |
1412553703 | 1412617375 | t3_2iefec | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by deleting Wedding pics
Reset my PC to factory settings because it was loaded with junk and starting to slow down backed up files. Forgot about the 6000+ photos on my hard drive, everything from Weddings to the 2012 Olympics. Make back ups people!
barryk013: Before you do anything on that computer (don... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1412554969 | 1412557329 | t3_2iehfn | t5_2to41 | 19 | elcielo17: TIFU that makes me lock every bathroom I go into (Ft. My grandma)
Years ago, I was 13. A little weird and it was known that I jerked off by my mom and grandmother (at least).
I went to the bathroom and had to poop. I've always had pretty long arms for my short stature so I when I sat on the toilet, I'd reac... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1412558463 | 1412561803 | t3_2ien3g | t5_2to41 | 114 | YoYoYoMerryChristmas: TIFU By Trying To Eat My Tinder Match's Cat
So 16 days ago I blacked out. Now, I black out a fair bit, I am in college after all, but that particular night I decided to message all my Tinder matches with really stupid messages. I actually seemed pretty lucid in my messages, barring the spelling mi... | 5 | 22.8 | |
1412557520 | 1412576454 | t3_2ielku | t5_2to41 | 93 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching HowToBasic
I was watching HowToBasic's youtube video How To Make Love To A Chicken (it's a really fucking funny video), when my mom walks into my room to fold laundry. She has a key. She sees me watching the part where he shoves the sausage into the chicken, making weird slurping noises. My ... | 6 | 15.5 | |
1412554124 | 1412600179 | t3_2ieg43 | t5_2to41 | 30 | plafleur: TIFU by forgetting I had porn on while talking to my roommate (NSFW)
This happened a few years ago but think you guys might get a laugh.
My roommate had recently moved out and I really needed a roommate so I turned to Craigslist. I was a 22 year old female and found a 25 year old male who seemed to be pretty... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1412560005 | 1412653122 | t3_2iepk7 | t5_2to41 | 3,844 | WILL_SEND_NUDES: TIFU by leaving my metal buttplug in whilst going through airport security.
I'm now happily in Singapore staying with my uncle for 10 days as planned, and this story happened (unlike so many TIFUs) earlier today for me, discounting the changes in timezone. Just to get this out of the way, I am a woman ... | 22 | 174.727273 | |
1412558996 | 1412563431 | t3_2ienwq | t5_2to41 | 4 | blowthrumoneythrowaw: TIFU by blowing through a bunch of money....and I don't quite remember how!
A little back ground. I'm currently in a college, and jobless and homeless (college doesn't have dorms). However, my parents support me as long as I do well in school (which I am). I live out of my truck or sometimes in ho... | 4 | 1 | |
1412562801 | 1412676417 | t3_2ietzh | t5_2to41 | 22 | bdsmtimethrowaway: TIFU by agreeing to surprise anal.
To get things out of the way, this happened on Thursday, not today. Now, on to the story.
My husband and I are seperated by distance. This has both sucked and led to some interesting discussions of sex-related issues. One of these issues is anal and anal-play. I've... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1412563062 | 1412643086 | t3_2ieugi | t5_2to41 | 26 | 2LateImDead: TIFU by finding out my girlfriend is black and adopted
**NOTE: This isn't a fuck up because I found out she's black. It honestly doesn't matter what her race is to me, I'm not racist and I love her just the same. It's a fuck up because she doesn't know and I can't tell her.**
This happened about an hour... | 8 | 3.25 | |
1412564046 | 1412576637 | t3_2iew40 | t5_2to41 | 27 | thatassthough: TIFU by asking my boyfriend what he wanted to do for Halloween
This just happened a little bit ago. All I was trying to do was figure out what we could do for Halloween. He told me that he doesn't know because he has a lot of stuff with school going on and he is about to become the owner of a restaurant,... | 12 | 2.25 | |
1412564740 | 1412609300 | t3_2iex7v | t5_2to41 | 17 | lostandfounder: TIFU by jamming my 2 yo sons finger in a sliding table of a large piece of woodworking equipment
Ugh... I feel like such a shit. I was cleaning up in the garage today while my 2 yo son was milling around, playing between the patio and the garage. He was bothering my wife on the patio who was trying to... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1412568136 | 1412593032 | t3_2if2e4 | t5_2to41 | 70 | n0tm1n3: TIFU by playing with my sex toy NSFW
Yesterday, I was feeling frisky. My husband wasn't home so I decided to pull out one of my favorite vibes and watch some porn. I quickly found a video that I liked and turned on my vibrator. I started with my clit and then inserted my toy into my vagina. Pretty soon I was c... | 5 | 14 | |
1412567979 | 1412601877 | t3_2if250 | t5_2to41 | 744 | TheHeadlessPothead: TIFU by possibly getting a ton of people pregnant
When i was a kid i remember being at the doctors office and finding a basket full of stickers and punching a hole through them with the pin on my badge and putting it back in the basket only now realizing that those might have not been a basket of st... | 7 | 106.285714 | |
1412568112 | 1412642781 | t3_2if2ce | t5_2to41 | 24 | bacre: TIFU, by trading phones with my son
I am a very nice dad, maybe sometimes too indulgent. A few months ago I traded up from a non-smart phone to a Note 3, I liked it but I really do not need anything as fancy to do what I want.
My 22 yo son had an older 4g Samsung s2 skyrocket that would do me just fine. I figure... | 6 | 4 | |
1412567805 | 1412656551 | t3_2if1wq | t5_2to41 | 25 | throwawaytifu2: TIFU by drunkenly making out with my friend. Then I continued to second base.
**Disclaimer:** This is a little nsfw, with a little detail in the second base aspect. Overall it's alright.
I know this is probably a cliche but I like the idea of being able to tell others while anonymous.
To begin the sto... | 12 | 2.083333 | |
1412563443 | 1412616948 | t3_2iev3y | t5_2to41 | 116 | a_dildo_never_your: TIFU by not deleting my Amazon search history (NSFW)
So this was about 5 years ago. My first day of working in the e-commerce department at my new job. My wife and I enjoy all kinds of bedroom activities, and as such we have ordered a toy here and and a toy there. Well, in order to do some of my ... | 4 | 29 | |
1412569188 | 1412600864 | t3_2if3uj | t5_2to41 | 125 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to make a come back on the soccer pitch after 19 years
Some background info first ...
#**The spring of 1995:**
I turn 17 later that year and play soccer at a reasonable level in a youth team. The season is nearing the end and I'm fairly happy as I got to play and train quite often with the 2... | 7 | 17.857143 | |
1412565523 | 1412596463 | t3_2ieygd | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU By watching law and order: SVU with my foster mom and foster sister NSFW
When I was in foster care I was 14 years old. I was the first foster kid to this young family, they only got into foster care so then the Mom could have her little sister live with them, the foster sister. The mom and sister were s... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1412560855 | 1412609710 | t3_2ieqwm | t5_2to41 | 17 | wemmert2: TIFU by causing a laugh-riot outside of the Commanders office.
So, I'm in the National Guard (cue the "Tornado Chaser" jokes) on one of those Drill weekends involving a command change. Command change drills are stupid, especially when it's the first drill for the new commander: renewing paperwork, inventory,... | 5 | 3.4 |
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