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1412562589 | 1412640628 | t3_2ietmv | t5_2to41 | 10 | Esp83: TIFU by asking about the one armed stripper...
This took place probably 10+ years ago but I will never forget...
In my area it is commonly known that there is(was) a one armed stripper who would do all sorts of pole tricks with her stump, and sometimes people would seek out a performance by the one armed ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1412567914 | 1412692455 | t3_2if228 | t5_2to41 | 13 | did_not_read_it: TIFU by unknowingly giving myself a UTI
Let me start this off by saying that I go running frequently and the shorts I wear are pretty tight in the groin region, but they somehow allow the most airflow to my junk when I get to moving around. In order to not look like a creep with my dick bulging out, I ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1412571467 | 1412574820 | t3_2if6r5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Breakinginbacon: TIFU By leaving my phone at home PROB NSFW
SO, I am a phone freak, I use it every single day. I decided one day that I would go to school and focus on doing my uni work for once, Now I don't really have much of a social life anymore, So I never really put a lock on my phone (I used to have one on all t... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1412575852 | 1412576845 | t3_2ifbuf | t5_2to41 | 0 | SlickLikeButter: TIFU by indirectly being a racist and a dick.
So this happened a few months ago. It's not so much of a fuck-up, but I still feel like it belongs here because of how bad I felt for what happened. So here we go...
First, let me start with some backstory. I am 16 years old, and I am fairly tall for my ... | 3 | 0 | |
1412559019 | 1412724542 | t3_2ienyd | t5_2to41 | 64 | Koszi: TIFU by ordering Japanese food with my friends while being high
This happened a few months ago but it just came to my mind again recently.
So a few friends and I were in the process of moving out of our apartment. We decided to go room to room and tackle each obstacle as they came. Mid-way through blasting out ... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1412578221 | 1412643556 | t3_2ife6q | t5_2to41 | 2 | SassyGirraffe: TIFU by showing my teacher and whole class porn on the projector
Backstory: I'm currently in grade 12 and never really got along with my teacher because I muck around in class too much, she had assigned us a slideshow project to do which was to be shown on the projects for the whole class. The night befo... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412577851 | 1412582865 | t3_2ifdtn | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By farting at a birthday party.
On the weekends my side job is dressing up for kids birthday parties. Usually some sort of princess , fairy or mermaid ect.Today the chosen theme was Pirates vs Princesses. I was paid to come as a generic princess in a bubble gum pink fluffy ball gown that made me look li... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412579694 | 1412582030 | t3_2ifflf | t5_2to41 | 10 | littlemisspyro: TIFU by getting high with friends
A few nights ago, a couple of friends, my boyfriend and I decided to get a little high. We were originally supposed to be drinking (celebrating my birthday) but only a few people decided to actually show up, so instead we rolled a joint and tried out the new bong one of... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1412580182 | 1412580481 | t3_2ifg21 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Kicker5amity: TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend on her period
So this happened about 4 days ago, I am still afraid to show my face in her house
So my girlfriend and I are a very sexually active couple, and very comfortable with eachother. We have sex every chance we can, no matter what time of month(if you know wh... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1412582149 | 1412619629 | t3_2ifhu0 | t5_2to41 | 254 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex in the shower
Background: I'm currently in my Junior year of college which means I have my first apartment. I share it with 2 other guys I know from class. Until today I had yet to meet either of my roommate's parents. Queue story:
So this weekend my girlfriend of 3 years decided to spend... | 8 | 31.75 | |
1412581563 | 1412594773 | t3_2ifhc9 | t5_2to41 | 24 | EatsWithChopsticks: TIFU by tipping over another guy's scooter
Living as an expat in China, I visited another expat friend. When I left to go back home just now, I noticed some dumb ass had parked his scooter so as to box in my scooter. Most conveyance is done by electric scooter in this area. A bit annoyed at the cons... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1412582927 | 1412643087 | t3_2ifiho | t5_2to41 | 2,282 | Skyfer_the_Youtuber: TIFU by sending A dick pic to my professors daughters
Well today I messed up pretty bad. Thought this would be a great place to post this story.
My professor loves me as a student, we often have a quick bite together and talk about life, his teachers assistant is his daughter, she is one year olde... | 12 | 190.166667 | |
1412576994 | 1412664484 | t3_2ifczm | t5_2to41 | 128 | DavidRandom: TIFU with Ghost Chili Peppers.
Today I was frying up some ghost peppers to go with my pork chops (first time cooking with them). It started with a tingle in my nose, and I told my roommate (who was washing some dishes) not to come near the stove. 30 seconds later we were both coughing hard as the fumes stu... | 4 | 32 | |
1412582990 | 1412632429 | t3_2ifiju | t5_2to41 | 16 | Burngg: TIFU by going to a birthday party
This happened last week and also cope with my English as it is my second language.
I was invited to a birthday party from a girl(lets call her Dana) that i met in library(Long story) and i accepted the invitation. On the day of the party I took a bus and left the bus on the n... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1412584438 | 1412605615 | t3_2ifjqz | t5_2to41 | 11 | NovaBlue142: TIFU by deciding to clean my room
I have this amazing talent where I somehow manage to trash my room within a week of cleaning it. One day it's immaculate, and three days later there are clothes, books, papers, and all sorts of junk strewn across my desk and floor. Somehow, though, I manage to motivate mys... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1412585643 | 1412598287 | t3_2ifkty | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by not wearing a tampon
Soo I have my period but it wasn't very heavy. I don't like wearing underwear to bed so I cant wear pads and I really didn't feel like wearing a tampon but I had pj bottoms on so was like that will be fine. However I was wrong. I went to sleep normally but was woken up by my own ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1412587432 | 1412640917 | t3_2ifmbk | t5_2to41 | 25 | Alie37_: TIFU Welp there goes the rent money!
So, I recently lost my job. I got completely blind sided by this, I mean it literally came out of nowhere. I was making cheese sauce one minute then being walked out of the building the next. I'm in this sort of weird transitional period between jobs and I've been stressing... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1412593261 | 1413583230 | t3_2ifrld | t5_2to41 | 105 | SapphoOfLesbos: TIFU Leaving my front door unlocked whilst getting in on the dirty. (NSFW)
So, I was all cuddled up under covers with the significant other and about to engage in coitus when I heard my front door slam. (Consider that I leave it unlocked whilst I'm in the house and not asleep) In fear I get up out of be... | 6 | 17.5 | |
1412593663 | 1412594258 | t3_2ifrz2 | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting maid for sex yet
The story that we have this maid from philippine, she is married and working here almost 2 years, she will be going home in about a month.
She is beautiful, and i really like her. I started noticing few month ago, I believe we flirt a little, but i am so shy ,so is she.
Wha... | 5 | 0 | |
1412569164 | 1412660737 | t3_2if3tc | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by charging my computer
So I rearranged the furniture in my room today so that I could see the TV that I use as a double monitor from my bed. And I got my desk all situated and then plugged my computer into the plug below my desk, which happens to be the plug directly adjacent from the one that my room ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1412597537 | 1412635548 | t3_2ifvyn | t5_2to41 | 336 | 566751665: TIFU by lending my coworker $20.00
Things to know about this story:
I have worked with him for about 2 months; he has a brother that works with us, nobody really likes them; he eats fast food everyday for lunch; they are both by far the strongest guys who work with us (25-30 years old gym junkies); let's c... | 10 | 33.6 | |
1412596378 | 1412644121 | t3_2ifukj | t5_2to41 | 416 | sennzz: TIFU by touching a deadnettle
Yesterday I went for a small walk in the woods behind my house with the wife and 3 kids (two of them are twins aged 2y10m).
The weather was quite good so the girls were wearing a little dress and I was wearing shorts. Perfect walking weather. The girls were being nice and followi... | 8 | 52 | |
1412595097 | 1412625941 | t3_2ift9e | t5_2to41 | 24 | TOmaTIz: TIFU - By trusting my friends
Friendship is a beautiful thing, IF you don't have my friends. I told some "buddies" that I have a severe fear of large bodies of water because of another TIFU moment as a child, when I nearly drowned.
That's another story, which I may post, if I get over it.
So my "friends" bel... | 3 | 8 | |
1412584729 | 1412669179 | t3_2ifk0u | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by ringing up about a lost cat.
molndane: One douche move deserves another
TotallyNotChrisFloyd: Indeed
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1412599869 | 1412600733 | t3_2ifytp | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to sleep with my gf's hot sister(NSFW)
Triceratastic: No tl;dr? YFU twice now.
Baralt1830: Twice? I lost count on the times he fucked up. This is a train wreck of epic proportions.
I hope OP works this out.
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1412599866 | 1412601789 | t3_2ifytl | t5_2to41 | 52 | hondasushi: TIFU by buying a knife
Ok so I was with a friend the other day at these markets filled with all the useless but cool stuff you expect to see at markets.
After looking around a few stalls filled with RC helicopters and what not. We come across this sword / knife shop. Now I'm sure I can speak for a lot of ... | 7 | 7.428571 | |
1412600224 | 1412612166 | t3_2ifz9s | t5_2to41 | 92 | Kellysmurphy: TIFU by not looking at my drink first
I'm still shaking, and I feel like I may puke. To start, you need to know I have a phobia of ants stemming back to when I was a kid and had the misfortune of accidentally standing in a pile of fire ants while in tall grass. Little did I know they were climbing up my l... | 4 | 23 | |
1412601383 | 1412601931 | t3_2ig0tu | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to hit on my wife's sister. In the middle of the night. While she was sleeping.
_(no proof reading and english is not my mother tongue, apologies in advance)_
My wife's sister is gorgeous and very good looking, and I always had this sexual tension with her. We just had this underlying sex... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412602831 | 1412646719 | t3_2ig2x4 | t5_2to41 | 888 | LadyShauna: TIFU By Trying to Read TIFU. NSFW
Today I fucked up. This is short and sweet and a very minor fuck up, but this did happen just now. I am at work and just now I went onto Reddit to look at TIFU stories. In the URL box in the browser I accidentally typed: "www.reddit.com/r/yifu" (NSFW)
which immediately took... | 10 | 88.8 | |
1412603771 | 1412976671 | t3_2ig4d4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by having shit balance
As with most TIFU's, this happened not today, but two years ago. I decided to post this after reading a similar [TIFU](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2ifukj/tifu_by_touching_a_deadnettle/), where some guy let his daughters get stung trying to copy him touching stinging nett... | 5 | 2 | |
1412599618 | 1412613903 | t3_2ifyhd | t5_2to41 | 15 | Carteblanching: TIFU by accusing a valet of stinking up my car
My husband and I agree this story needs to be told as we are both feeling very stupid and more than a bit guilty.
We have been living very frugally for the past year, saving for a house deposit. It was our anniversary last month and we had decided to splur... | 3 | 5 | |
1412604941 | 1412678502 | t3_2ig670 | t5_2to41 | 353 | seriously_serious_: TIFU by trying to help a lost old man.
This happened yesterday afternoon.
The wife and I were leaving Costco after a cheap lunch around 1-2 pm. It was raining quite heavily so I told my wife to stay at the entrance while I got the car. I picked her up from the front of the store and she mentions ... | 8 | 44.125 | |
1412607087 | 1412607945 | t3_2ig9ra | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU By taking acid at work
TIFU By taking acid at work and when my boss called me into his office right as I opened the door It kicked in and I saw a stuffed bear sitting there instead of my boss and outloud I just said “I think the acid kicked in”.
[deleted]: I fu back in 1992 by dropping in high school fo... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412606904 | 1412608505 | t3_2ig9g7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by selling weed in middle school
Balbanes42: So basically you watched the "In the Woods" episode of Louis CK and made a post.
threequarterchubb: My first thought too.
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1412609124 | 1412610059 | t3_2igde8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | chivalryisadisgrace: TIFUr Nan
[deleted]: This is why you don't get wasted and post on reddit.
chivalryisadisgrace: im nut wzted
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1412609207 | 1412650625 | t3_2igdk7 | t5_2to41 | 96 | TheBeardMaestro: TIFU by slapping a stranger
Another fuck up for me that occurred today. I was having an argument with my friend while in the KFC queue, and he crossed the line jokingly with these exact words
"I might as well go round to your house and screw your mum in plain view. Maybe then you'll know I'm telling t... | 5 | 19.2 | |
1412610998 | 1412626284 | t3_2iggtj | t5_2to41 | 3 | ofekelord: TIFU by shouting innuendos a bit too loudly
As always this didn't happen to me today but 43 hours, 35 minutes and precisely 31 seconds ago. Also known as two days ago. Anyway, a bit of back story first: I am currently doing an expedition for duke of Edinburgh. For those of you who are not British its basical... | 3 | 1 | |
1412610841 | 1412626518 | t3_2iggl5 | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my Academic Coordinator his major was stupid
I am currently majoring in Computer Networking, and am trying to minor in Computer Science, therefore I had to have a meeting with my Academic Coordinator and Academic Advisor to get all the paper work squared away. I was in the meeting room with j... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1412613565 | 1412646481 | t3_2iglta | t5_2to41 | 667 | StmpnkPrincess: TIFU by getting so drunk cake made me cry.
I went to a wedding over the weekend with an open bar. The wedding was for a friend of my SO, so he was the only person there I knew. As previously stated there was an open bar at the reception, which they kept threatening to close. So here I am sitting at a ta... | 7 | 95.285714 | |
1412611852 | 1412620751 | t3_2igifj | t5_2to41 | 5 | oxygenitals: TIFU by fapping in the shower
I was in the shower masturbating and some water went in my eyes but i kept on fapping and began to cum all over the wall. It felt really strange and it was really powerful so i opened my eyes in pain to see i was pissing and Cumming at the same time all over the place i stop f... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1412613725 | 1412617787 | t3_2igm4j | t5_2to41 | 145 | rustefox: TIFU by clicking on a link to an image I knew I would regret....at work.
So, this just happened. I have to post it now or I never will.
Last night a friend came to town so we naturally went out and had a few drinks. I had a few too many, especially because I had to be at work this morning at 8am. Fast for... | 5 | 29 | |
1412614873 | 1412738180 | t3_2igoep | t5_2to41 | 11 | PM_ME_UR_ORIFACE: TIFU by giving my girlfriend a banana
This is dumb as hell. Warning.
My girlfriend and I had a fairly normal relationship. She was shy, and for once in the history of mankind it was the woman who wanted to experiment in the relationship. I am a fairly conservative guy but I have my urges.
She con... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1412615523 | 1412628704 | t3_2igpl3 | t5_2to41 | 29 | halliehallieboballie: TIFU by leaving my grandma's cremation remains on the floor.
My grandma died recently. We had her cremated and still haven't figured out what we're going to do with her remains, so we set the box on the floor in my dad's basement office. Last week, it stormed hard for two days straight, and our ba... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1412615843 | 1412616046 | t3_2igq8o | t5_2to41 | 2 | Telust: TIFU by jerking off to new methods
PM_ME_UR_ORIFACE: If you were serious you would have grabbed a pumpkin
Telust: Too square
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412615563 | 1412666260 | t3_2igpnp | t5_2to41 | 24 | gnosticus: TIFU by trying to manipulate Amazon
My wife found a book of sewing patterns on Amazon that she wanted to buy. She then proceeded to ask me to order it for her as is normal.
The book is an "Add-on" item, Amazon's stupid program that prevents you from buying certain stuff unless you buy more, different stuff... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1412616231 | 1412651379 | t3_2igr2r | t5_2to41 | 5 | ToastamusPrime: TIFU by peeing on my girlfriend
Like always on a Sunday night I was watching football with some friends taking down a few beers in my beer bong. A few beers turned to 13 beers and a few shots of rum. Naturally, drunk me was trying to get laid, so I called my girlfriend Kellie. She picked my drunk ass up... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412616334 | 1412648170 | t3_2igrae | t5_2to41 | 77 | ScruffyScruffs: TIFU by studying for a test
I'm a University student with a HUGE procrastination problem, but thats pretty common I assume.
Anyways at 1AM last night I figure I'll sleep ive been up 15 hours already then after an hour of tumbling and turning my brain suddenly snaps and remembers "I HAVE A HISTORY TEST... | 5 | 15.4 | |
1412617100 | 1412628806 | t3_2igsum | t5_2to41 | 33 | JamRel: TIFU by doing exactly what my ex gf told me to do
Okay so a alittle back story first. Met a very beautiful girl back in March and was on and off for 5 or so months. We get back in the middle of july and were extremely happy (or so I thought). She then dumps again completely out of the blue. So whatever I'm piss... | 3 | 11 | |
1412617857 | 1412633490 | t3_2igufo | t5_2to41 | 154 | [deleted]: TIFU by drunkenly ending up in a commercial
This was about a month or so ago, I woke up drunk and agreed to go help shoot a rush video for my fraternity on campus. One shower beer turned into three, and next thing I knew I was doing beer bongs with my roommates before I left the house.
I met with my brothe... | 12 | 12.833333 | |
1412618467 | 1412707943 | t3_2igvp5 | t5_2to41 | 703 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating into sandwich bags.
So I am a teenager, who lives in an extremely strict christian household and is a secret atheist, if you read the title you can see where this is going
So, like most teenagers I enjoy a good fap every now and again (everyday), to cover up the evidence and not waste ... | 14 | 50.214286 | |
1412617929 | 1412885026 | t3_2igujw | t5_2to41 | 221 | Charlieap96: TIFU by helping my girlfriend's father [possible NSFW]
First off, sorry if the formatting is shit. I'm typing this on my phone.
But anyways, this happened yesterday and is going on currently, so it did technically happen today. Yesterday, my girlfriend's father asked me if I was willing to help him with ... | 5 | 44.2 | |
1412617467 | 1412716754 | t3_2igtne | t5_2to41 | 39 | E-Rok: TIFU by falling out of bed in jail and breaking my hand.
This happened awhile ago or I wouldn't be typing this.
Also thought about using a throwaway, but fuck it.
Since everyone will ask why I was in jail, I'll go ahead and tell you why! Awhile ago I got pulled over around 2 a.m. The cops thought I was drunk s... | 8 | 4.875 | |
1412620616 | 1412620946 | t3_2ih08y | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a homeless guy $10.
This happened about a year ago in Evanston, IL. I was visiting friends at Northwestern and staying in a hotel in downtown Evanston. I left the hotel to go get some beer when a guy ran across the street and began asking for $10 for pampers for his kid. I told him "no thank y... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412617152 | 1412628224 | t3_2igsy9 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Grandmaster_smeg: TIFU By Overdosing on Vitamin C?
pbb005: When i was a kid and i was sick one time, i though drinking 2 full cartons of Donald Duck Orange Juice was a great idea because Vitamin C strengthens your immune system...made perfect sense. Drink all the OJ, feel better faster.
Not only was i sick and felt ... | 4 | 7 | |
1412613916 | 1412715777 | t3_2igmib | t5_2to41 | 16 | zerconian: TIFU - A D&D Adventure
A tale of alcohol, a wreck, handcuffs, and gummy worms.
[Note: This is a more of a 'today they fucked up', however it did happen yesterday.]
The day starts with me being woken up by some loud banging at my door, I had forgotten we were starting at 12PM and two had shown up reque... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1412619559 | 1412626599 | t3_2igy2n | t5_2to41 | 7 | irallel: TIFU by sending my boss a text with a link to a naked Australian
I thought I was sending my boss, a dog and cat lover in her late 50s, a text with a link to an adorable video titled 'Be More Dog' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMzgl0nFj3s) with the instructions "You don't need sound." Instead, I sent her the... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1412621806 | 1412709937 | t3_2ih2q6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | KingWire: TIFU by hiding under a shampoo bottle
kinda_alone: Hi KingWire, thank you for submitting to /r/tifu.
Unfortunately your submission *TIFU by hiding under a shampoo bottle* has been removed because it is not a fuck-up. The events were either not your fault, not preventable, or not a big deal..
We apologize f... | 4 | 1 | |
1412624906 | 1412631271 | t3_2ih9hx | t5_2to41 | 20 | Drunken_Sherbet: TIFU by getting drunk and eating to much
Today I got drunk and walked to the store, I bought a gallon of Sherbet Ice cream a bag of pretzels and more beer.
When I got home I drank more beer ate all my ice cream and the entire bag of pretzels, I passed out in my chair, woke up like half an hour later ... | 5 | 4 | |
1412624780 | 1412649737 | t3_2ih980 | t5_2to41 | 32 | alexhaase: TIFU by masturbating in my ex-girlfriend's shower
This didn't happen today, more like a few years ago, but I feel I can still post about it now. Hopefully this gives you a few laughs to brighten your day.
Today, I fucked up by having been caught by my ex-girlfriend while I was at her house showering, just g... | 9 | 3.555556 | |
1412625975 | 1412721489 | t3_2ihbxk | t5_2to41 | 13 | sektr: TIFU by having sex not knowing my family was home
A few years back I lived in my parents' condo with them and my sister. My girlfriend at the time was over and we had been hanging out at my house alone for awhile.
Under the impression nobody would be home for an hour or two, we started to get a little frisky. I... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1412627247 | 1412647689 | t3_2ihet5 | t5_2to41 | 6,305 | Anonymous_housecarl: TIFU by killing a draugr
I'm a housecarl for a certain well-known person, who I shall refer to as 'the dragonborn' to protect his identity. The dragonborn often has me following him around to assist in his various adventures.
Today was a day no different from any other day. He and I had just kille... | 13 | 485 | |
1412627880 | 1412631853 | t3_2ihg6v | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting my boxers on backwards.
Went to the bathroom and walked up to the urinal and tried to pull my penis out of the hole in the boxers. I then realized there was no hole. Had to physically take my penis out of the boxers to pee at the urinal.
I hate doing that.
Majestic_Beard: What happened to u... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1412627674 | 1412657774 | t3_2ihfr0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | RayRicesWife: TIFU by swallowing my Listerine before a College Exam.
I was running late to my College Exam which was at 8am. I watch tv shows like Intervention and alcoholics drink Listerine all the time so I was like Fuggit. Did not even make it out of my Dorm Building. Puked in public for like 10 mins. Was more late ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412627934 | 1412698125 | t3_2ihgb4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | guywiththevw: TIFU By Telling a Teacher She Took The Easy Way Out
Backstory: Teacher at my High School is Hot & Smart, not supermodel attractive but has a great body and physique. I'd talk to her after school about family, life and what not. We're both born in the US, though parents are from intl countries.
We're... | 5 | 1 | |
1412629204 | 1412629917 | t3_2ihj06 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By drinking pomegranate juice to help with an UTI
kinda_alone: Hi Krystal907, thank you for submitting to /r/tifu.
Unfortunately your submission *TIFU By drinking pomegranate juice to help with an UTI* has been removed because it violates RULE 10: "All posts centered around defecation will be removed ... | 4 | 1 | |
1412630218 | 1412634458 | t3_2ihl85 | t5_2to41 | 10 | coolasafool462: TIFU by emailing my boss (at my school's computer support department, no less) saying I was stuck out of town and couldn't make it tonight (not true). He promptly traced the IP address of the email and found out I was lying.
I told him my car's shifter shit out on me, which is partially true. I didn't ... | 5 | 2 | |
1412552517 | 1412702518 | t3_2iedh1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | MagicCorndog: tifu by leaving my team on dayz
Hey reddit, I didn't know whether to put this on gaming or tifu, but I'm leaning more towards this subreddit. I was on a half full server with a few of these survivors. We helped each other out until we got to a building where we'd all get on teams peak, but me being oblivi... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412627786 | 1412703048 | t3_2ihfzc | t5_2to41 | 7 | thepostaldud3: TIFU by calling a radio station and having my phone hang up.
Just happened a few minutes ago.
I work in the transportation business. I am a monitor on a bus, who has to endure what the driver listens to. He is bringing back to my house after our run. As i am getting out of the van, the radio station he... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1412631247 | 1412653087 | t3_2ihndf | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing a Adolf Hitler card to a German exchange student.
I was playing a game of Apples to Apples with a group of Foreign Exhange students and friends, when I drew the (usually) hilarious Adolf Hitler red card.
I always play the card right away because I have a habit of saving it for something to m... | 7 | 5.285714 | |
1412628145 | 1412633501 | t3_2ihgrc | t5_2to41 | 9 | Invisiblethomas: TIFU by choking on a pill
So I cracked open a liter of water, put a pill in my mouth, took a sip, choked, coughed and the pill went into the bottle. I couldn't get it out because the hole was too small and every time I turned the bottle, the pill would float to the far end, but I needed to take it and ... | 3 | 3 | |
1412632874 | 1412682786 | t3_2ihqwc | t5_2to41 | 942 | Da_Porta: TIFU by leaving my room to get some cake while jacking off (NSFW)
Do I get points for this happening in the past half hour?
Picture 16 year old me, home alone, jacking it like all teenagers do. I'm getting really hungry as it was a long session, so I decide to go down and cut myself a piece of cake to eat w... | 9 | 104.666667 | |
1412632271 | 1412663584 | t3_2ihpjc | t5_2to41 | 14 | muff_cabbag3: TIFU by spitting on somebody's face
This fuck up of mine happened about 15 minutes ago and I'm still cringing about it. Little bit of a backstory. The student center at my university has been closed for about a year for renovations and the on campus bar closed along with it. Well after a year of drinking ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1412632262 | 1412649601 | t3_2ihpij | t5_2to41 | 7 | nick7896: TIFU by dressing my 3 year old son in footsy pajamas
TIFU by dressing my son in warm pajamas. So the weather is getting colder, and I figured hey no problem I will put my son in warm footsy pj's. He has worn them before, but not before being potty trained. After an hour or so I hear my son lightly crying an... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1412634346 | 1412695659 | t3_2ihtxk | t5_2to41 | 143 | _vargas_: TIFU by not putting things back where they belong.
This "fuck up" occurred at six-thirty this morning. Before we go ahead with the incident and its repercussions, I need to explain two things.
First off, I am virtually incapable of taking a dump in any location other than home. It stems from an incident in m... | 7 | 20.428571 | |
1412633978 | 1412638400 | t3_2iht5h | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting on FB about why I hate my boss at work.
Before you go on about how I was asking for it, I know.
I work at a hotel as a Front Desk Representative that tends to get new management every other few months due to how old our hotel is and how much maintenance it needs. This hotel is currently und... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412636044 | 1412649434 | t3_2ihxb8 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU By Not Knowing How To Read Baking Instructions For Simple Chocolate Chip Cookies
So I decided to bake some cookies today before my mom came home and I found this simple recipe on [this](http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Moms-Chocolate-Chip-Cookies/Detail.aspx) website. I followed everything exact and as I'm ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1412636460 | 1412644260 | t3_2ihy2n | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking how much the children cost.
I am not from the U.S and so English is not my language. This weekend my friend invited me to go over to his friend's house with him for dinner. She is married and has two children. We arrived and she brought out her kids (as every parent will). I politely asked how... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1412637057 | 1412694285 | t3_2ihzb4 | t5_2to41 | 42 | YOYOMANAND: TIFU by using my debit card!
Today at 9am I went to Starbucks to get my breakfast, I got a regular tall coffee and croissant. When I tried using my debit card it got declined, I knew that I had sufficient money so I tried again and it got declined again.
I don't carry cash and didn't have my credit card w... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1412639178 | 1412672459 | t3_2ii0b0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Ingens_Testibus: Which every communist state needs in order to keep itself in power.
Sugarstache: China isn't really an example if communism regardless of what they call themselves. In reality they're more of a fascist state.
Ingens_Testibus: In practical terms, yes -- you are correct. In practical terms, the United ... | 8 | 0.625 | |
1412637937 | 1412753277 | t3_2ii146 | t5_2to41 | 9 | deadlyicequeen: TIFU by trusting the love of my life's friend(NSFW)
This actually happened this morning, and I'm still pretty upset about it.
Anyway, some background info: the love of my life has been in and out of trouble the past few years. His only true crime was stupidity and living in a house with like five other... | 11 | 0.818182 | |
1412637397 | 1412686115 | t3_2ii008 | t5_2to41 | 86 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my toddler if she wanted to go grocery shopping
This actually happened today.
We stopped by a Taco Bell after I picked her up from preschool. As most preschoolers do, she usually ends the day in dirty clothes (today the dirtiness was via paint), so my SO and/or I end up changing her before we... | 3 | 28.666667 | |
1412637350 | 1412639019 | t3_2ihzwa | t5_2to41 | 3 | AnalingusBreath: TIFU by Buying Adderall
I will preface this story by saying that this did not happen to me, but a friend of mine. It also did not happen today. So this story is more of a FU than a TIFU. I do not condone the abuse of prescription drugs.
It was finals week of my freshman semester, and I had already p... | 3 | 1 | |
1412638669 | 1412783731 | t3_2ii2k6 | t5_2to41 | 193 | astrawnomore: TIFU by closing an email with "retards" instead of "regards"
Long story short, I was sending a mass email to some of my other workmates. We are all physicists/bioengineers working together on a project.
The email reads as follows:
>Everyone,
>Perhaps we should meet sometime this week to get some ... | 8 | 24.125 | |
1412638692 | 1412692646 | t3_2ii2lt | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking out a 4 year old with a 24 pack of beer
Was walking out of a supermarket (Giant to be exact) swinging a case of PBR. Monday night football. Errands must be run. Coming in at 2 o clock is a young blonde girl with a very insufficient tank top that she was spilling out of. I try to be a gentleman... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1412639638 | 1412640264 | t3_2ii4e2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | leavesthrowaway21: TIFU by burning leaves
So today me and my friend were bored so we decided to go to the local dollar store to find something to play with. We saw some lighters that were 3 for a dollar so we bought some. We then started burning leaves inside a this underground place that you get to through a stairc... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1412638672 | 1412640989 | t3_2ii2kg | t5_2to41 | 4 | InfinityCircuit: TIFU by laundering my S5 headphones. Twice.
I couldnt find my earphones for about an hour, which for me is a serious problem, as I listen to audiobooks while I work on carpentry in he garage. Then I heard a strange ticking sound from my dryer. Lo and behold, here hey were, beating around and surprising... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412639105 | 1412659271 | t3_2ii3e4 | t5_2to41 | 55 | Sephiroth_Crescent: TIFU by being too creepy.
I met an awesome lady through Reddit, we did a voice call on Skype and it was sexy and amazing, we spoke of the future, gaming, youtubers, what we would do later, sparing you the details, it was sexy and amazing. Here's where my TIFU begins.
The voice call ended around 17.... | 9 | 6.111111 | |
1412637975 | 1412649601 | t3_2ii16s | t5_2to41 | 4 | ohmygodwhatdidIdo: TIFU when my roommate almost sat on my splooge
I was taking a shit and browsing my phone when suddenly I'm like eh fuck it why not and start smashing it (quietly). My roommate then knocks on the door, needs to go after me. I hurry it up and just finish into the toilet, then flush. Open the door, dick... | 4 | 1 | |
1412640354 | 1412646087 | t3_2ii5rr | t5_2to41 | 12 | kcender: TIFU by not reading the label on cold brew coffee.
TIFU. Yesterday, my wonderful wife that knows that I like cold brew coffee (it's super tasty, and not normally bitter, right?) bought me a new jug of Trader Joe's finest. I haven't had their brand before, but I had heard good things.
This morning, I was had ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1412641876 | 1412644982 | t3_2ii8qq | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping my new vibrator in the toilet
Bought a more high end vibrator recently. I was planning to use it but was waiting for my family to go to bed. I ended up falling asleep with it tucked in my pants. A few hours later i woke up to pee, removed my pants, sat on the toilet. I was half asleep but qu... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1412643158 | 1412643990 | t3_2iib4t | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk at work.
So I drank almost a bottle of tequila and I lost the hotel keys and forgot to make the coffee in the morning. I left and didn't tell anyone. I still don't know what might happen. Hopefully I don't get fired.
EDIT. I just got to work and found out I gave the keys to another co-... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412633958 | 1412658476 | t3_2iht3i | t5_2to41 | 6 | IJustDrinkHere: TIFU by making assumptions at work
So I work at a deli restaurant that is very popular at my university. I'm a grunt working minimum, but we do have a communal tip jar which helps out my fellow grunts. Overall I have a fair collection of coworkers all across the competent/incompetent scale, but often wi... | 3 | 2 | |
1412643940 | 1412652986 | t3_2iicmp | t5_2to41 | 20 | hashtag-blessed: TIFU by accidentally forgetting my panties.
So, a couple of weeks ago I stayed with a couple of kids I used to nanny back in undergrad for four days while their parents were out of town. Everything went fine, but since I tend to kill myself at the gym I decided to do a load of laundry while I was there... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1412646919 | 1412707121 | t3_2iics9 | t5_2to41 | 553 | just_another_hobo: Aye
moochie94: Aye
JAYRODDC: AYE
Wikinger_DXVI: Aye
[deleted]: aye!
Da_Porta: Aye for the sweet, sweet karma
50_Trails_Of_Snails: aye
[deleted]: Aye!
Blue_Shades: aye
ForTheFalcon: Aye aye, cap'n.
lazenbooby: Aye can't heaaaaaar yooooou!
EmuFighter: Aye!
rambi2222: Aya
Ultrawup: Aye
FUPA69: *sigh* ... | 21 | 26.333333 | |
1412644411 | 1412645402 | t3_2iidln | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking in my magic uncle's door
Well, this happened a while ago when I was a baby. My magic uncle Fergalo Riley was coming to visit, and I was in love with magic, so clearly I was excited. As soon as he came to the door, he handed me a present wrapped in shamrock wrapping paper (he was Irish, and he... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1412640748 | 1412646957 | t3_2ii6ip | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU By Watching Porn On My Mother's Phone
Firstly bear with me here because I'm on mobile.
So this was a couple of years ago: Being the (10th?)grade dude that I was I had just discovered the holy grail that is masturbating. My mom just bought a new smartphone after years of having a flipphone and it was pr... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1412644964 | 1412654969 | t3_2iieq7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | mygrizz: TIFU before a shower - NSFW
Today I went for a jog and did some push-ups and what not, a few squats. Feeling pumped and confident I went to take a shower, and I sometimes masturbate inside the shower. Today was one of those days. As I was getting ready to enjoy a moment of release, my eyes saw the roll of toil... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1412642478 | 1412645724 | t3_2ii9xh | t5_2to41 | 6 | jr_333: TIFU by tagging myself in a girl's profile picture
Alright, let's set the scene. First off, I'm a dude. I have an old coworker/friend that we will call Jill. Months ago Jill told me about another girl we will call Ashley. Jill told me that Ashley and I have similar personalities yadda yadda yadda. This was... | 3 | 2 | |
1412645612 | 1412656370 | t3_2iig3u | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: TIFU by bullying my best friend.
Today, a good friend of mine in high school was sick and didn't come to school.
I was talking to him a bit on FB then remembered he had a sister.
I thought it would've been really fun to add his sister on FB so I looked up his last name.
I found his sister but I also found... | 5 | -0.6 | |
1412645658 | 1412646538 | t3_2iig85 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Infinite1297: TIFU by telling a kindergarten class I had 15 anuses.
I apologize ahead of time, this was typed up on mobile.
This happened a few years ago, when I was in Central America with a volunteer group building a school in a small village. Our group was from Canada, and none of us spoke Spanish so we were given... | 7 | 2.285714 |
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