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1658349451 | 1658419097 | t3_w3wtcx | t5_2to41 | 3 | HSAung: TIFU by My Student
I am a male professor from a technological university. I would like to tell you about my student. Although I title about my student, it is about me related to this girl.
In the first time we met in 2011, I was 29 and she ( lets call her H) was 17. She was first year student. H was tall, whit... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1658335540 | 1658359736 | t3_w3r4ji | t5_2to41 | 32 | longhorsewang: Tifu by giving a guy a ride
* not today, two stories linked
First to preface. I was raised on an acreage,bussed to school(gr10-12 ,300 students) in a small town(5000 residents)and came from upper class family. I’m outgoing and probably too helpful to strangers. Basically I was sheltered from the bad th... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1658357820 | 1658359203 | t3_w406bj | t5_2to41 | 17 | Sammmiyu: TIFU by sitting next to a fat man on the train
Okay so let me start off by saying that I'm a 22f. So yesterday I was taking the train to work and there were no other open seats available except for a seat next to a chubby guy that looked a few years older than me. I sat down and after a few minutes, he turned... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1658359327 | 1658367763 | t3_w40qxw | t5_2to41 | 1,896 | [deleted]: Tifu because my son caught me (F31) in the middle of an orgasm.
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NerdlyDoRight: It will all balance out in a few years when u come charging in
UnadvertisedAndroid: A few years? She's lucky she hasn't already walked in on it.
CakeAccomplice12: Be a whole different situation if he breaks his arms
Sjan... | 11 | 172.363636 | |
1658362031 | 1658363574 | t3_w41r6n | t5_2to41 | 4 | blue4029: Tifu by destroying the drywall in my brand new house
so me and my parents are living in this new house. we just recently moved.
a few hours ago, I encountered a black widow in the bathroom and I quickly made sure to kill it because I aint having that shit.
just a few minutes ago, i was taking a shower. i go... | 4 | 1 | |
1658364348 | 1658440143 | t3_w42lhw | t5_2to41 | 781 | artreferenceforme: TIFU By having my cat sit on my lap
Today (just a few moments ago) I was chilling with my cat in my lap when my other cat creeping up on the couch behind me without my knowledge and started a staring contest with said lap cat. Without any warning or signs (or maybe I wasn't paying attention) my lap c... | 9 | 86.777778 | |
1658366825 | 1658370010 | t3_w43hm0 | t5_2to41 | 28 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #34! Come share your stories and hang out!
Prophecy6: Why does the girl that’s talking keep pausing mid sentence.. let me speak
Mistress_of_Anarchy: Sorry. My brain stops working sometimes. I also was trying to keep my voice from shaking.
Prophecy6: Just pretend everyone is your friend so yo... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1658366928 | 1658371304 | t3_w43iw8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | mintjuulpodd: Tifu trying to make fried Oreos
So this was a couple days ago but I thought I’d post it. My mom needed me to go to her house and watch my younger brother while she had an overnight thing at her work. She said my boyfriend could come too. So my brother, boyfriend and I were all hanging out when I got the ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1658367400 | 1658413186 | t3_w43p2g | t5_2to41 | 7 | _Kevlardini_: TIFU by crushing my Boss's Porsche under a bus
I still can't forgive myself for this because of how absolutely stupid it was of me, but as a note to myself and everyone else, always always pay attention to your surroundings.
I work at a restoration shop and today I was finishing up an engine rebuild on... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1658368125 | 1658427271 | t3_w43y7s | t5_2to41 | 4,247 | feelingdumb01811: TIFU by trying to help a childhood friend who was “down on his luck”.
I (25m) don’t come from much, but I’ve worked really hard and pride myself on that. During high school I got a job as a produce clerk at a local grocery store, worked there through college, and ended up getting promoted all the way ... | 10 | 424.7 | |
1658369480 | 1658409547 | t3_w44gg3 | t5_2to41 | 147 | Luke_thePuke: Tifu by leaving a friends couch
Well, this just happened, I am in a sleeping position in between a friends flat door and the building door, whatever you call it.
I went for a beer with a friend of mine, we ended up at a friends place and after a few minutes of sleeping on the couch I realized I want to ... | 6 | 24.5 | |
1658372186 | 1658376636 | t3_w44q8n | t5_2to41 | 5 | Cheftyler1980: Then please try the next one.
GodhimselfUwU: I really don’t want to, my mom is proud of me because she thinks I’m doing well mentally and I don’t wanna change that because things just get worse when she finds out I relapsed and I’ve never had a good experience with a therapist no matter how open I am to ... | 5 | 1 | |
1658369244 | 1658371074 | t3_w44dcd | t5_2to41 | 3 | SadnessT-T: TIFU by nearly assaulting my math teacher
School isn't fun for everyone, especially if it's during the flaring hot summer. Many youngsters would prefer to eat melted ice cream, or swim in suspiciously yellow pool water. But summer school gives me the opportunity to see dear old beloved friends again. It giv... | 3 | 1 | |
1658370955 | 1658371154 | t3_w44zff | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a tinder date her underwear reminded me of my 8 year old daughter.
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craz4cats: I would expect grown men to wear MLP unders, not women
SnixPlaysAlot: Right?
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1658370724 | 1658423269 | t3_w44whb | t5_2to41 | 53 | throwaway0272627484: TIFU by shooting water up my ass
just like the title says. today i was in the shower with another man (im gay) and i forgot to douche. though that i could just shoot water up there. boy was i wrong. shot it up there and an immediate poop soup fountain came out of my ass. in front of the other male.... | 6 | 8.833333 | |
1658373533 | 1658382057 | t3_w45vt7 | t5_2to41 | 89 | medievalopossum: TIFU by sanding my buttcheek with a callus stone thinking it was some random scratchy rock
Basically I was showering and was pretty itchy, especially in my back and butt, and I could not scratch properly cause I eat my nails and they don't stick out of my fingertips at all. I was getting increasingly p... | 6 | 14.833333 | |
1658375216 | 1658426946 | t3_w46fth | t5_2to41 | 14,711 | CultivatingBitchery: TIFU by reading my suicide note aloud in front of my bio dad
Obligatory not today, but a few days ago. Also mobile formatting my apologies in advance.
My wife and I all have mentally ill friends, and we decided a good way to deal with the depression of everything going on was to write suicide not... | 20 | 735.55 | |
1658376213 | 1658381497 | t3_w46ruw | t5_2to41 | 22 | avgnobodytbh: TIFU by telling my mom i wished she was dead
Alt account for this one
English is not my native language, sorry for grammar mistakes
Im 20 y/o and live with my parents, moving in august for uni, i was really not looking forward to moving since i love my parents so much, i would take a bullet for both my ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1658376441 | 1658427145 | t3_w46ulj | t5_2to41 | 141 | Not_Baba_Yaga: TIFU by leaving my bro on the deck with the adorable baby raccoons
And now he's in the hospital awaiting a rabies shot.
For clarity, bro is 27. I am older and wiser but we are both susceptible to the cuteness of baby raccoons.
We have a family of them living in our area and a few of them came up up to ... | 5 | 28.2 | |
1658376890 | 1658381370 | t3_w4700h | t5_2to41 | 11 | Chickensarentreal347: TIFU By Leaving the Microwave Door Open
After deciding it was time for a late night snack, me and my boyfriend mosey on over to the kitchen. We put chicken tenders in the air fryer and spaghetti-o’s in the microwave. Since it was going to take a minute to cook, we stepped out to the patio to have ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1658378000 | 1658381276 | t3_w47cp3 | t5_2to41 | 1 | GlitterCockWaffles: Tifu by trying to compliment someone
This was around 6 months or so ago. My bestfriend, named Jess for story purposes, had a "friend" who she mainly just messed around, and had midnight ft calls with, we'll call him Devin.
Well me and Jess are hanging out one night, and she gets a random ft from De... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1658378106 | 1658468892 | t3_w47duf | t5_2to41 | 441 | Duckyboi_69: TIFU by being too curious and using a shaving razor
For context: I'm 15m. And this FU happened a few hours ago.
So, a few days ago, my dad had forgotten the shaving razors in the bathroom and they'd been lying there for a long time. Being a curious 15 year old, i wanted to test their power lol. Trust me, ... | 7 | 63 | |
1658382466 | 1658383123 | t3_w48p2z | t5_2to41 | 23 | brownmuscle408: Tifu Getting scammed trying to get laid
I met this girl on whatsyourprice and she started texting me after exchanging numbers. She right away asked money via Venmo as her landlord was about to kick her out. She said she would hangout with me and get intimate if I could help her out. I’m going through a ... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1658386854 | 1658430903 | t3_w49wtk | t5_2to41 | 9 | Mymimicry: TIFU by transferring files to my SD card
Bit of backstory, I play Pokemon ROM hacks on my phone as I enjoy the creativity most of the fan games can give. My phone has 16gb of data and because of how my phone can eat storage, I had to be very sparing on how many ROM hacks i could download. I bought an SD card... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1658394701 | 1658396769 | t3_w4byu5 | t5_2to41 | 18 | prittx: tifu: being an idiot and almost frying my CPU
So, this is happening from some time maybe 3 or 4 months and only minutes ago i realized my fucked up:
I have a Frankstein PC that im changing parts, and some like my water cooler is from circa 2014-15. i noticed my pc was slower, stuttering and etc. Ive tried chan... | 3 | 6 | |
1658423409 | 1658433352 | t3_w4cl13 | t5_2to41 | 44 | -CaptainFormula-: Assuming that a grown ass adult is joking about astrology and sending a meager laugh emoji is hardly making a mockery. If a woman told me she can't see me tonight because it's a full moon and she doesn't want to be eaten by a werewolf I would laugh and assume she's joking too.
Sending the video of a ... | 14 | 3.142857 | |
1658397554 | 1658400510 | t3_w4cqe3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | lordwhathaveifkndone: TIFU. trying to make new friends, and lost my gf and a place to stay
Title, basically. I fucked up. Only just happened.. skim read background and prologue but read the fuck up. All the juicy info is there
*Background*
I've just moved from 2200km to a new city at the drop of a hat. Personal ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1658398491 | 1658399672 | t3_w4d04p | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by driving hungover
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Rag33asy777: That really sucks, also maybe don't drink enough to get fucked up. If you only drink a few drinks, you don't have to worry about hangovers. Maybe the problem is how much you drink when you do?
Intelligent-Fox8519: Yes could be. I don't drink often anymore, but ... | 4 | 4 | |
1658400988 | 1658434167 | t3_w4dp7a | t5_2to41 | 13 | LonelyandDeranged20: TIFU by wearing loose boxers during the heat of summer.
Okay. So it's hot outside, not excessively but it's warm enough for my little fellow to relax in these loose boxers that I am wearing underneath my shorts and as I am walking on the boulevard he decides to wake up from time to time and in the ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1658402194 | 1658404751 | t3_w4e2br | t5_2to41 | 7 | satan_sTrustyChef: TIFU by telling my gf she was losing in a videogame ,coz men better at focusing on one thing
First off, i did further research it isn't the case ...it's just a myth ...the distributions such researches are a mess
Okay so me and my gf were on call talking and playing a game called whirly bird . She w... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1658401386 | 1658423494 | t3_w4dtng | t5_2to41 | 21 | TheMedReg: TIFU by melting a plastic container in the microwave, while being the doctor on call, while looking after my baby
This did actually happen today, if you count the small hours of the morning as 'today'...
I'm the doctor on call for a large hospital network for an internal medical specialty. This means answer... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1658405708 | 1658406904 | t3_w4f76r | t5_2to41 | 3 | Lastrevio: TIFU by putting a lid over the cooking pan while the oil was warming up
tl;dr: Put a lid over the cooking pan while the oil was warming up and it filled up my room with gas and probably was about to catch fire.
Today I was trying to cook some chicken wings. While waiting for the chicken wings to unfreeze in... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1658413508 | 1658416255 | t3_w4i0ev | t5_2to41 | 65 | Daharley08: Tifu by eating 3 servings of Mexican food
My mother made some delicious Enchiladas the other day. They were so good, I couldn’t stop eating until I was full, I couldn’t eat another bite. Shortly after I start to feel nauseous and tired so I laid down in bed. I was laid there for like 30 minutes before hell ... | 7 | 9.285714 | |
1658420363 | 1658426387 | t3_w4krre | t5_2to41 | 18 | biteme1973: TIFU by sending a text about someone to that person
It’s always hit or miss on whether or not my boss is going to be at work. Well, today she showed up and I sent the following text (meant for my husband) to her:
“Holy shit. She’s here and her boobs look like they’re about to fall out of her shirt. I’ll ... | 3 | 6 | |
1658419819 | 1658518503 | t3_w4kjsg | t5_2to41 | 30,500 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving our “cleanup” towel on the floor.
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fourzen: Daughter and her boyfriend are lying on the bed together, what better time to come in and clean the dust machine with the random towel found beside the bed on the floor
Riotzact: Yeah, as time went on I realized that it was her that fucked ... | 15 | 2,033.333333 | |
1658421937 | 1658440082 | t3_w4lf1i | t5_2to41 | 1,228 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding out my recently dead father was having a 3 year long affair with a woman 1/3 his age
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yanbu: Honestly, this sounds like your father was a pretty decent dude who was trying to honor “till death do we part” and his previous relationship with your mother while still living a decent life... | 11 | 111.636364 | |
1658423730 | 1658618010 | t3_w4m5fv | t5_2to41 | 2,675 | VitaminCrap: TIFU by popping Vitamin C tablets like they were Skittles
(THIS IS A THROWAWAY, I HAVE NEVER TOLD ANYBODY I KNOW ABOUT THIS AND NEVER WILL)
Obligatory this didn't happen today but actually over 15 years ago - I was 8 years old in primary school and still sharing the bed with my mum when I stayed with her... | 9 | 297.222222 | |
1658425657 | 1658458958 | t3_w4mx2g | t5_2to41 | 6,923 | Lostmybank: TIFU by telling someone I’m training to not assume gender roles
I work in industrial sales and I was helping a trainee on the phone with a sales call. This customer asked for a splined shaft for a piece of farming equipment. The trainee did what he was supposed to, checked our stock room, we had it. He come... | 12 | 576.916667 | |
1658425092 | 1658428075 | t3_w4moua | t5_2to41 | 7 | AreReadingThisText: TIFU by turning off one of my air conditioners when it was malfunctioning
I live in a small townhouse and just about all of my neighbours in my block of townhouses has been having problems with their air conditioner, plumbing, and the exterior of their houses falling apart.
I'm renting and asked my... | 7 | 1 | |
1658428216 | 1658513447 | t3_w4nz8b | t5_2to41 | 11 | UniDuckaSaurus: tifu by cutting jalapenos
this happened like a year ago, so i have always worn gloves when handling jalapenos since and get paranoid about any sort of juice-to-skin contamination (heh)
im 20 and probably started cooking and baking around 12 years old. im not the best with baking but i love to cook and... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1658430188 | 1658488065 | t3_w4osbb | t5_2to41 | 240 | Toaster_3001: TIFU by shaving my tampon
Today, I(22f) decided to attend to some personal grooming matters in my nether regions. I get mad razor burn so I have an electric razor for the more sensitive areas of my body. I am currently on my period and had just put in a fresh new tampon before deciding to go on my groomin... | 15 | 16 | |
1658307300 | 1659468113 | t3_w3hir8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Throw_away83519: TIFU by getting tipsy in school with my girlfriend during the end of year exams
(Statutory) this fuck up did not actually take place today.
It was the second last week of school and as standard, we were doing our end of school exams to determine our second semester grades, on this particular day I (M... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1658431967 | 1658437653 | t3_w4pih5 | t5_2to41 | 19 | mouthymedic: Tifu by thinking someone’s ashes was floor dry
Obligatory on mobile so sorry for formatting and this actually happened a couple days ago but I no longer want to crawling into a hole due to shame now when thinking about it.
I’m a volunteer on my towns ambulance and we occasionally get asked to do emergency... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1658433301 | 1658526091 | t3_w4q1xy | t5_2to41 | 617 | chasingjackson: TIFU by not knowing how toilet seats work
Obligatory this didn't happen today. It had been going on for like 2 decades now and I only realised this a couple of months ago when I was having a random conversation about toilet seats with my boyfriend. I just remembered about this now and thought I'd post a... | 8 | 77.125 | |
1658434358 | 1658451571 | t3_w4qhhc | t5_2to41 | 14 | KingTitanII: TIFU by spending 5 hours taking apart my Dyson V10 without troubleshooting properly
This has been over the course of the last 3 days, but I realized my FU today. So my wife brought me our cordless stick vacuum and told me the filter is fucked. It's almost 3 years old and things get stuck in it sometimes.... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1658432945 | 1658477687 | t3_w4pwwp | t5_2to41 | 447 | Jazzlike_Buy6331: TIFU by doing the hot ones challenge
Author: 16F
to keep things short and PG, I won’t provide much detail as to the after-effects of this YouTube challenge. But let me just say… if you are as stupidly brave as myself and my family and want to participate in the hot ones challenge, beware that the wor... | 8 | 55.875 | |
1658435645 | 1658436937 | t3_w4qzwo | t5_2to41 | 3 | MtnDew_Guy: TIFU by backing up 6inches and scratching a bumper in a oil/gas industrial plant...
So I was on my lunch break i dont eat lunch but he does anyway my coworker wanted to warm up his food so we drove to a area near our lunch tent and I got into position to leave and another contractor truck was in front of ... | 3 | 1 | |
1658437029 | 1658494473 | t3_w4rjmh | t5_2to41 | 15,535 | Embaressed_Boss5128: TIFU by leaving too early from a ED test.
This happened yesterday. And if you're wondering what ED it stands for? It’s erectile dysfunction. Im an older gentleman in his mid-50’s. After losing my wife, I found someone I want to intimate with. But I was having a bit of an issue. She has been s... | 9 | 1,726.111111 | |
1658437322 | 1658447119 | t3_w4ro4j | t5_2to41 | 4 | dagger_e88: TIFU by killing my grandma’s pet bird.
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Gettysburgboy1863: Are you okay Op? That’s honestly extremely psychotic.
dagger_e88: I turned out ok, the main point is that I was 9 when this happened
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1658441126 | 1658535164 | t3_w4t7fu | t5_2to41 | 81 | Treymoney8221: TIFU and licked fiberglass insulation in a series of unfortunate events
Believe it or not, this actually happened today.
So, I've been here a while, but never fucked up bad enough to make a post. Today, I was lucky enough to change that. Sitting in the bottom of my bathtub, letting the hot shower water ... | 5 | 16.2 | |
1658442309 | 1658500425 | t3_w4tobj | t5_2to41 | 1,456 | DemonicSTD: TIFU by not knowing that Spotify shows friends what you are currently listening to.
It has been a while for me but I recently have started to date this girl. We aren’t “together” but have been on a few dates and things have been going well. The other day on one of our dates we were getting into each others ... | 14 | 104 | |
1658443770 | 1658488591 | t3_w4u8yc | t5_2to41 | 33 | raven_paw0: tifu by missing an obvious hint
Obligatory this didn't happen today. It happen 7 weeks ago.
So me, my crush and some friends were camping just before school ended. We had a 6 person tent with us that we were supposed to sleep in(although only two people slept). Around 11 we all sat in one part of the tent ... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1658444401 | 1658485219 | t3_w4uhh1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | justFUCKK: TIFU when I called someone a celebrity at my job
Okay. I work in customer service. I work with emails and live chats. Doing multitasking etc etc. Job can be stressful at times. I love to randomly say what im really thinking in my head.
What I say: ”Good Afternoon Sarah, how may I assist you today?”
What I ... | 3 | 1 | |
1658445054 | 1658446487 | t3_w4uqc7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By being too anxious to do the right thing.
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ActualBruh_Moment: That isn't a TIFU but a good summary of either you work it out with yourself rather quickly or together.. or you're going to move on.
I think this is rather weird to break up just for not going to concerts, but maybe some people ... | 3 | 2 | |
1658446562 | 1658448173 | t3_w4vaei | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my step dad who he was on the phone with
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rioting-pacifist: Everybody except you is the asshole here.
Your step-dad shouldn't have cheated (assuming he did)
Your mom shouldn't ~~have gone off at his sons, nor should she~~ have gone of at him for their behavior (they are there own pe... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1658446782 | 1658508520 | t3_w4vd7t | t5_2to41 | 22 | BloodSpades: TIFU by underestimating the sharpness of a shrimp’s pincer’s…
So this afternoon, during peak heat in this god forsaken desert, I decided to treat myself to a DELICIOUS hot pot complete with pork, winter melon, sprouts, scallion, noodles, fish, tofu and tofu floss, plenty of cabbage and of course, whole JUM... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1658446870 | 1658447682 | t3_w4veew | t5_2to41 | 20 | Ok_Tea4197: TIFU: Got dental fillings that turned into a root canal, asked for reimbursement
Pretty self explanatory. About a month maybe 2 back , I went to my dentist for a normal check up.
Aside: This is a recently new dentist (not to the practice, but to me personally). My dentist since I was about 10 retired and... | 5 | 4 | |
1658447384 | 1658464611 | t3_w4vl4e | t5_2to41 | 84 | starbleachx: TIFU by getting caught by my girlfriends parents…
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ElonMuskperhaps: Imagine kicking your child out because she's in love
iTanooki: Imagine providing free room and board to someone who doesn’t respect your house rules.
lecherro: Why are you d bags downvoting this... Is a valid point. If the parents... | 18 | 4.666667 | |
1658447379 | 1658500592 | t3_w4vl21 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Careless_War3445: TIFU by getting pregnant
Initially, I didn't fuck up, I did a fucked up thing. And now I feel like I fucked up.
My boyfriend is 25 and I am 26. I have always known I wanted kids but I've also always known he does not. Well, a few weeks ago I was ovulating, we had sex, and I didn't take my birth contr... | 5 | 5 | |
1658447791 | 1658452394 | t3_w4vq9y | t5_2to41 | 9 | concernedpartner2356: TIFU by ease dropping on my wifes zoom meeting with her therapist.
TW: talk of suicide
My wife and I have been married for 15 years. She had a traumatic childhood full of abuse and neglect, so the only family she is close with is her mom and younger siblings. She has been on medication for about ... | 9 | 1 | |
1658448052 | 1658451337 | t3_w4vtov | t5_2to41 | 2 | Pastelylimones: TIFU by introducing my naked as to new neighbors
Tldr: As the title sais, new neighbors met my ass before my personality. Both are full of shit. ^_^
The TIFU:
I've just moved in to a little house on the outside of town. We don't have curtains yet and done stuff are still in boxes.
There's not a lot ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1658451064 | 1658505420 | t3_w4wwar | t5_2to41 | 5,623 | ElevenYearsGuys: TIFU by trying to surprise my fiancé
I fucked up big time.
So my fiancé is divorced with two toddlers. Her ex husband gets visitation every other weekend supervised by her family or a sheriff. 3 judges found and supported that he was abusive physically and mentally. Also he’s a total ass.
Well my f... | 11 | 511.181818 | |
1658453244 | 1658454282 | t3_w4xnze | t5_2to41 | 5 | Monkeyheadcandy: TIFU having sex with my bf
Me (26F) and my bf were in for a good time and we hit it of. So I pulled down his pants, we get it on with and we go to sleep because I have an important job interview the next day. Morning comes around, I wake up in time, get all ready for my job interview and I was just abo... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1658455559 | 1658633964 | t3_w4yh4t | t5_2to41 | 24 | girthquake14: TIFU by butt dialing my boss and leaving a voicemail
Obligatory “not today but…” this happened last Friday.
Last week I went to work like normal except on Tuesday I worked from home and for Thursday and Friday I called in sick. My GF was dog sitting for her boss at this amazing 13M mansion sitting atop ... | 6 | 4 | |
1658457974 | 1658458954 | t3_w4zaus | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing at a party
I (16M) went to a party yesterday at a friends house. A lot of people were invited so it was very crowded. There was lots of drinking going on and it was great. I was having a good time and had been there for a while and was a bit drunk. I was talking to a girl I had met and was get... | 3 | 19 | |
1658456970 | 1658462394 | t3_w4yyru | t5_2to41 | 73 | moves_likemacca: TIFU by taking my meds and eating all the trail mix
I'm trying to cut down on a lot of things, and someone told me trail mix was pretty filling and healthier than my usual snacks. So I got a few different kinds and keep them on my desk at work.
I recently started taking meds for my ADHD, and as a res... | 4 | 18.25 | |
1658459833 | 1658495793 | t3_w4zwsx | t5_2to41 | 4 | buffalobill2022: TIFU by being asked to take a photo of a group and i unknowingly was taken a photo of by some app.
So theres a trend going around where a app takes a photo of you without you knowing while you take a photo of them too, I dunno what the app is called nor do i want to. The trend is literally illegal a... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1658460848 | 1658461934 | t3_w508tq | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: Tifu by downloading tinder on a work trip…
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lvl_c_mech: The grass is not always greener my friend. Those girls on tinder are there for a reason.
SqueefyPassage: To sell drugs or kidnap OP? Or pose as women but turn out to be fat old creeps catfishing dudes? Yeah.
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1658461189 | 1658465294 | t3_w50cqw | t5_2to41 | 29 | boondocks8196: TIFU, sent a pic of my face to a random person through snap, and now there sending a fake dick pic to my friends and family
I was just playing Xbox when I got a message request on insta, some girl just wanting to vibe on snap. I said sure why not. We start flirting abit and she sends a pic of her in bed ... | 8 | 3.625 | |
1658463537 | 1658464237 | t3_w513ix | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU, I accidentally whipped a kid with a jumprope at the park today and then I ran.
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ObviousOtter1: U say TL;DR but there’s no TL;DR…
The6evil: I did that so it wouldn’t remove my post.
ObviousOtter1: Oh
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1658467072 | 1658468537 | t3_w52616 | t5_2to41 | 12 | AdventKitt: TIFU By eating a whole Delta 8 edible without prior experience on D8
(Pls excuse formating/spelling issues, Im on mobile)
Let me preface this by stating that I have only ever done "real" edibles that contained 400 milligrams. And Ive only ever eaten maybe 1 or 2 pieces.
This past week Im staying with my ol... | 4 | 3 | |
1658467431 | 1658518370 | t3_w529uj | t5_2to41 | 104 | Pura-fe: TIFU by getting a cooling spray instead of sunscreen for my very white bf.
(Obligated this was not really today, but in fact a week ago.) My bf who is Norwegian and (either Irish or German his words) and is the pure definition of white. This man has had the color of his shirt reflected off of him at times, and... | 6 | 17.333333 | |
1658468766 | 1658594824 | t3_w52njv | t5_2to41 | 39 | Intelligent_Gas_2230: TIFU by admitting to my gf that she loves me more than I love her
As the title says me and my gf were having a serious discussion about various things that were bothering us or on our minds.
We have a rule where we basically try to be as open with one another as possible and tell each other every... | 7 | 5.571429 | |
1658473597 | 1658476259 | t3_w53z8h | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU Tipping 150% to an UberEats Delivery Driver
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ArkyC: Either I fast forwarded into the future a week or so ago or this has already been posted.
siryolk: He just changed a couple words from [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/jm39o7/tifu_tipping_140_to_a_pizza_delivery_driver/?utm_s... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1658470498 | 1658506723 | t3_w5354k | t5_2to41 | 34 | CraZy-Fam: TIFU by giving my manipulative mom the reaction she was looking for.
Its important to note I come from a culture that upholds many regressive & toxic mindset (like cousin marriages, child marriages, forced marriages, etc.). I am not in a position to leave, but I do call them out & stand up for anyone... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1658476653 | 1658480321 | t3_w54s9u | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: Tifu by getting a co-worker pregnant
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Chingatupeto: I can't believe you fucked a 17 year old my dude. That's fucked up.
lastwraith: He's 20. It's not ideal because they're not ready for a kid (by their own admission) but at least in the States a 3 year age gap is legally acceptable.
Edit - No clue ... | 7 | 3.857143 | |
1658477462 | 1658479500 | t3_w54zz3 | t5_2to41 | 55 | _AJ03_: TIFU by not deactivating my Tinder profile
A bit of backstory, I 18M, was on Tinder in a month long period before I met my now ex 17F. Even though I was using it, it never got to a point where I could arrange a date with a match, or I was just matching with girls who are there for "fun"/wanted to just find frie... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1658480290 | 1658638325 | t3_w55px9 | t5_2to41 | 5,499 | taxidermied_unicorn: TIFU by accepting my niece's challenge to a fight.
This actually happened about 8 years ago. It was Christmas day. My family had gathered at my grandma's house to celebrate. We had eaten dinner and opened presents. My brother showed up with his family, which at the time consisted of him, his girlfr... | 8 | 687.375 | |
1658488399 | 1658755759 | t3_w57z9r | t5_2to41 | -4 | chokinghazard-mp3: TIFU - I spilled chemical solvent on my nuts
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twotall88: Cool story bro. How's the karma?
chokinghazard-mp3: What does that mean?
twotall88: I'm not saying this is fiction, but I'm saying it sure sounds like fiction.
chokinghazard-mp3: It's not fiction - sure wish it was though. Only a perso... | 5 | -0.8 | |
1658497938 | 1658599296 | t3_w5b6as | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU By Putting Softcore Hentai On My Dad's Website
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Mr_Froggy0: Can you explain why you name your playlists that way?
Purple_____: I have about 20 Playlists, they are sorted alphabetically. The ones I use the most are the ones that I name like that so they show up at the top. 0 and A are the two hi... | 4 | 4 | |
1658498394 | 1658503915 | t3_w5bc9x | t5_2to41 | 46 | Sneakybroccol: TIFU by lying to my gf about being at a friends house
Some context before I start
-My gf does not like my friends
-My gf gets mad very easily and will ignore me/ treat me like a stranger when she’s mad
- we’re in college
Ok so me and my friend finished eating dinner when our group of friends invited us... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1658498590 | 1658516040 | t3_w5bfbf | t5_2to41 | 287 | rose_gold_glitter: TIFU by taking my dog to work.
About a month ago, I finally got covid , which isn't the point of the story. But between that, and winter, I have not taken our dog out for many walks in the last month. And I was feeling really guilty about it.
So today I convinced myself it would be a good idea, for... | 4 | 71.75 | |
1658500294 | 1658529753 | t3_w5c2qx | t5_2to41 | 521 | [deleted]: TIFU by spraying blood over a patient's curtain and freaking out the mental patient next door
Ok, so this happened just over an hour ago and I'm really dying from professional embarrassment as well as feeling bad for a patient who I’ve maybe traumatised for life.
I’m a junior doctor, currently working i... | 6 | 86.833333 | |
1658502234 | 1658505011 | t3_w5cu7q | t5_2to41 | 21 | jaiaoshfbd: TIFU not turning off the water
So to start my sisters friend Patricia F27 just moved into this new apartment. I M23 used her restroom and noticed her turn stop shot water out the side when you run water, she’s my sisters friend and I thought she was into me so I said “you know I was an apprentice plumber fo... | 3 | 7 | |
1658499175 | 1658515697 | t3_w5bn81 | t5_2to41 | 0 | braylonspants: TIFU by driving my sister's car
My sister [F29] and I [F16] live together, and we have two vehicles. A car, and those dumb looking scooter things. Typically my older sister takes the scooter to work and leaves the car.
Now keep in mind I do have a license, but I'm not allowed to drive the car yet becau... | 6 | 0 | |
1658508798 | 1658540272 | t3_w5ff0z | t5_2to41 | 14 | GrandExplanation6198: TIFU by drinking 2L of cold brew
Okay so this all happened about 15 minutes ago. Im sitting in bed and think right time for some coffee,I usually have 2-3 short macchiatos in the morning but I didn’t feel like standing in the pantry at the coffee machine making my morning coffee so I though I’ll j... | 13 | 1.076923 | |
1658509817 | 1658589959 | t3_w5ftc2 | t5_2to41 | 66 | medardoo1: TIFU by complimenting then insulting one of the best stand up comedians I ever met
Well this is pretty straight forward and actually happened a tat earlier than today.
So where I am from (not 'Murica) we have an awesome stand up comedian who's basically a nation wide hero. Ofcourse I wanted to go see one o... | 3 | 22 | |
1658510868 | 1658529974 | t3_w5g7x1 | t5_2to41 | 55,478 | gregory_palmtree: TIFU I accidentally licked the sweat off my best friend and now he's invited me back to his house
So me and my friend really like to go swimming and we ended up going to the sauna afterwards (we both have subscriptions to go there for free).
We started wrestling in the sauna because nobody was there b... | 12 | 4,623.166667 | |
1658509937 | 1658511383 | t3_w5fv00 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing the train twice in a row
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AcrobaticSource3: If you really wanted it, you would have made the effort to ensure that you made the bus and train.
hshshaianva: I did really fucking want to i apologised and I rang all the taxi services in my area to try and make it but couldn’t find one i... | 3 | 3 | |
1658504763 | 1658513098 | t3_w5dtp5 | t5_2to41 | 37 | victorzamora: TIFU by judging a book by its cover
As these usually go, it wasn't today. This was a little over a decade ago.
Firstly, let me set the stage: I was 18 years old, 6'6", in the best shape of my life after a grueling season of football (a dream of mine to play), I had just gotten the dreadlocks I'd always... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1658512330 | 1658523208 | t3_w5gsrr | t5_2to41 | 67 | Hot_Consequence_4142: TIFU by ordering condoms online.
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Zolton_Weird: Right, so a dad here (although only adult daughters now)
1) Good on you for being responsible. Far too many (esp your age) are not.
2) if this is in the US only stuff that comes via USPS can go in a mailbox by law. Most delivery folks know... | 5 | 13.4 | |
1658511612 | 1659278376 | t3_w5gift | t5_2to41 | 2,189 | Spidey556: TIFU by eating a brat...
So this happened about 5 minutes ago. I was hungry and thought the sun is shinning, birds are chirping, why not fire up the grill and cook a couple brats. I cranked the gas up, tossed a couple cheese infused bad boys on the grate, and all was going good. While o sat back and enjoyed ... | 7 | 312.714286 | |
1658513731 | 1658515171 | t3_w5hd0n | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by inviting my friend and my brother to iHop and causing a huge scene.
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zcbdfgrg: Maybe just apologize to everyone? Admit to being an ass, and say sorry! If they truly are your friend, they won't stay mad forever!
Edit:. And as for your brother.....older brothers can be just as annoying as y... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1658516718 | 1658516939 | t3_w5ijug | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by possibly loosing my mom’s credit card
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0uniqueusernamesleft: Go back to the gas station and ask if someone turned in a credit card. Also check your car.
deaf_phrog: I doubt that it’s there but I’ll give it a try
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1658516674 | 1658524579 | t3_w5ij8e | t5_2to41 | 19 | RouKyasarin: TIFU with my stool sample…
This was actually yesterday but everyone keeps telling me to post it here, so here we are. Writing on my phone so apologies for formatting.
For several years I have had various issues with my digestive system. I assumed it was IBS as both of my parents are sufferers and all the... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1658441584 | 1658547100 | t3_w4te7f | t5_2to41 | 3 | Anx_333_mya: TIFU
Today I Messed Up.
I was doing my normal thing last night. Yeah it happened yesterday but I haven’t got the chance to post it until now.
I’m a pretty consistent lucid dreamer but there are things I can’t even control and yesterday I met someone from a dream I had. He was the one person I couldn’t c... | 3 | 1 | |
1658523103 | 1658534954 | t3_w5l1vu | t5_2to41 | 16 | jill853: TIFU by accidentally posting a “home movie” of my partner [M46] and me [F43] en flagrante to a social media site
This happened about an hour ago. I wanted to edit the footage but I didn’t want to use the editing software tied to my work account and I don’t have a personal account, so I uploaded it to a video h... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1658523850 | 1658631707 | t3_w5lcp5 | t5_2to41 | 378 | yourmaternalfigur: TIFU by drinking out of a can
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Browndog888: That would haunt me for years.
smalltownveggiemom: Thirty some years ago I grabbed what I thought was my cup of soda and took a drink. Turned out to be my step brothers spit cup. I didn’t know he was home and initially thought it was cold coffee. ... | 11 | 34.363636 | |
1658523990 | 1658532515 | t3_w5lesy | t5_2to41 | 177 | D_K_8_8: TIFU burning my eyes for 10+ years
So I've worn contacts for 10+ years and haven't had many issues with them. I used to use the standard contact solution, but switched to the "3% hydrogen peroxide" type as I found it kept the contacts much cleaner. As part of the way that type of contact solution works, you ha... | 6 | 29.5 | |
1658523276 | 1658525356 | t3_w5l491 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Stormy_Sol: TIFU by playing chillhop music
Can't say too much because I'm a Healthcare worker.
Also I'm sorry if the formatting is weird, mobile is the most convenient right now for me.
I absolutely love listening to chillhop and jazz music. It helps me stay focused and cool my social anxieties as I work a someti... | 3 | 2.333333 |
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