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1658528612 | 1658552751 | t3_w5n86e | t5_2to41 | 12 | Time_Bodybuilder4573: TIFU by having a prefrence
I (13m) went to the mall with my friend(13f) and our moms (both 38f) So we walked off from our moms and went to just walk around and talk, eventually we walk past a group of maybe 16-19 year olds no older or younger id say and they were speaking about their friend being... | 14 | 0.857143 | |
1658527878 | 1658630083 | t3_w5my08 | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU: by turning on iCloud photos
So I own an iPad and my little brother used to. Back when he still had his I turned iCloud off for photos because I didn’t want him randomly deleting my stuff or looking at it. He recently got a computer because his iPad just started turning on and off until it died and rech... | 5 | -0.2 | |
1658530743 | 1658537476 | t3_w5o1nn | t5_2to41 | 30 | Cat_Momma_0215: TIFU by giving slowly giving myself serotonin syndrome.
Technically this happened yesterday and took a few days to build up. So ever since i was about 14 I've dealt with anxiety, panic disorder, and depression and have been on prozac for it. I went up to 60mg of prozac over the years. Im 22 now. Well an... | 3 | 10 | |
1658529930 | 1658561538 | t3_w5nqm5 | t5_2to41 | 154 | sendy_side: TIFU by microwaving my dinner naked
Well it goes about how the title would lead you to believe. Please excuse any grammatical mistakes as im on mobile, also never posted here before so I hope this doesn't go against the vulgarity rules. Now to the fuck up.
The set up for this is that I travel for work, and... | 5 | 30.8 | |
1658532904 | 1658572656 | t3_w5ouxk | t5_2to41 | 8,979 | PenMachineGuin: TIFU by jizzing over a house fly
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Reticular_Impulse: I think that's enough internet for today.
rashman6969: I’ve always cringed at people that leave this comment, but this is actually it
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1658533409 | 1658535675 | t3_w5p1h8 | t5_2to41 | 1 | EAT_UR_VEGGIES: TIFU by having sexy sexy sex
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RudeSprinkles1240: And then you totally shat yourself. A volcano came rolling out of you and it smelled bad!
EAT_UR_VEGGIES: Great assumption! Due to my strong body odor (I don’t clean myself or brush my teeth as that detracts from my ability to tell my totally awe... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1658533975 | 1658617581 | t3_w5p8n1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | throwaway07232022: TIFU by accidentally showing my tool to my coworker
Emotions are still pretty high.
Near the end of my shift I went to the restroom to pee. I had to go bad so I simply ran in and handled my business forgetting to lock the door. After I peed I just had the urge to rub one out and went to town. Midwa... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1658532925 | 1658534961 | t3_w5ov7p | t5_2to41 | 15 | ViperSlayer261: TIFU by saying my friend’s laugh sounded like Peter Griffin.
This happened about 10 minutes ago. Me and my best friend since 2018 were talking about Stranger Things and making jokes about the characters, cause why not. Specifically, we were talking about Eddie and Steve and laughing like the idiots we a... | 3 | 5 | |
1658530161 | 1658567641 | t3_w5ntr2 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Better-Elk5585: TIFU by eating a milkshake
Well. It happened. Drinking dairy has finally come back to bite me in the ass
Backstory: I just had wisdom teeth surgery about a week ago, I'm cleared to eat real food now but I've been taking it easy and eating mostly soft things like yogurt, jello, etc.
Because of this im... | 3 | 5 | |
1658536849 | 1658538007 | t3_w5q8ru | t5_2to41 | 33 | Character_Garden9828: Tifu by scarring my little sister very badly
Today me and my friends went out in our little town with my little sister since my mother wanted me to take her and we had a pretty normal day. Towards the end me and my frinds being idiot teenagers decided to do stupid things like rideing My bike aroun... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1658560053 | 1658561440 | t3_w5n5nw | t5_2to41 | 49 | HandoJobrissian: Doesn't feel very good when you're on the recieving end, does it?
Hawk3y305: i never did anything to anyone else lol, ive been laughing with how dumb you talk, keep it up
HandoJobrissian: It's interesting the course you've taken after being told you were wrong.
Hawk3y305: i was told i was wrong, am i? ... | 18 | 2.722222 | |
1658538301 | 1658830405 | t3_w5qqk5 | t5_2to41 | 132 | Scubapro54: TIFU when saving 2 drowning people
So this happened yesterday. I'm out fishing on an inlet during a strong incoming tide. I got my lure stuck on some rocks, a hint I should have taken notice of. While Im putting a new lure on I notice 2 women struggling against the current. They get sucked into the inlet an... | 6 | 22 | |
1658539016 | 1658616107 | t3_w5qz79 | t5_2to41 | 3,754 | stellarmagnus: TIFU by shaving my ass before a colonoscopy
So a couple days ago there was an AskReddit asking anesthesiologists what was the weirdest thing they heard a patient say before going under. One of the top upvoted comments said a young female patient had sat up and said "I shaved my asshole for you!" before l... | 12 | 312.833333 | |
1658539611 | 1658540409 | t3_w5r6hk | t5_2to41 | 9 | NikShumaker: TIFU by walking home during a thunderstorm
Posted this a while ago on r/michigan. Here's my near death experience!
Well, shit.
So, I almost died.
For context, Northern michigan just got hit with a severe thunderstorm. I think if you are reading this you know that already.
School ended for the day, and I ... | 3 | 3 | |
1658539462 | 1658550476 | t3_w5r4of | t5_2to41 | 40 | enochs_got_issues_: TIFU by Watching my Parents have Sex
This was last night, around 23:00. It is currently 13:02 and I have not moved from my hiding spot since this took place.
So, my(13m) family has decided to take a week long vacation to Gulf Shoals lake in Arkansas, on a 50 foot long house boat. The rest of the bo... | 5 | 8 | |
1658540361 | 1658541818 | t3_w5rfs9 | t5_2to41 | 41 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #35! Come share your stories and hang out! Happy Friday! :)
Axeleg: How do you get allowed to voice chat? I had input into living into Aus lol
JC1812: Click the Raise hand icon.
heavenlybois: Lemme speak pls
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1658541002 | 1658555180 | t3_w5rnl2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU By staring a fight with some stronger than me
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RSwordsman: You know there's a saying out there, "You win every fight you're not in." It's not too late to back out. I read the title thinking "Eh well martial arts are all about beating someone stronger than you because you shouldn't need it for s... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1658541786 | 1658544787 | t3_w5rx19 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Ms_BloodnGore: TIFU by forgetting where I left a used tampon
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Silvyrn: [Context gave this meme new life. ](https://i.imgur.com/jYyhIcR.jpg)
Eraevn: Thanks for that, reminded me of an old Tumblr post from back in the day about a girl who would freeze her used tampons to make a tea (twilight craziness) and some ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1658544919 | 1658617928 | t3_w5sy9z | t5_2to41 | 9 | Insane_Vendetta: TIFU by reading a text wrong
This happened like 30 min ago. I had a really great date earlier today with this wonderful woman. During the date she was telling me the hobbies she has and the other things she does in the side to make a bit of extra money i.e. cut hair, makes and sells enchiladas that sor... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1658544763 | 1658580158 | t3_w5swec | t5_2to41 | -2 | ckyeet: TIFU by confessing
Obligatory did not happen today, but the effects are still being experienced today so i guess it still counts.
I (M) have a crush on my college classmate (F). I talked to her about a subject last May 15, since I liked her, being a classmate was a great chance to talk to her and that was when... | 4 | -0.5 | |
1658545046 | 1658545847 | t3_w5szqv | t5_2to41 | 4 | LQQKup: TIFU by eating the rest of the churros
Happened just now and I wish it hadn’t…
Took my wife on a date day before I leave for work for a week. Had a great time at the salon getting her hair washed and dried, a wonderful time at the aquarium and a great dinner at this taco place. We got churros for dessert but s... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1658544778 | 1658585573 | t3_w5swkf | t5_2to41 | 24 | guess_who_09: TIFU by drying my wife's favorite cat.
Obligatory, this happened about 5 years ago.
This one is short, and fucked up. At least for me it was.
I hate folding laundry. Therefore, most mornings before getting into the shower I throw the clothes I'm going to wear for work into the dryer with a wet cloth or ... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1658545414 | 1658545809 | t3_w5t4b6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not using the syringe enough post-wisdom teeth surgery
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Hollowplanet: Wasn't the blood clot supposed to fill up the holes? I never heard of a syringe.
Jazzlike_Buy6331: It filled the top ones… but no, the bottom two remain open…
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1658546508 | 1658632375 | t3_w5tha2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU I took my moms vibe And can’t put it back
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Vladmirfox: Uhh why not just buy your own?
bellas_mommy: Desperation
ali4truth: Why is this getting downvoted? Haven’t we all done stupid stuff when horny?
LittleBoiFound: Not that.
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1658539203 | 1658547813 | t3_w5r1gq | t5_2to41 | 31 | throwbecausenaked: TIFU by waterboarding my friend on her patio in an inflatable pool to recreate a TikTok.
OKAY I dont know if I should be embarrassed or not but years ago I hooked up with this cute guy from tinder it was like a short lived hookup and we went our separate ways lol.
So fast forward to tonight. I'm wa... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1658549747 | 1658712602 | t3_w5ujy9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | patrick505883: TIFU by stealing my parents liquor
(This is a long one, TLDR at the end)
So it was a normal day of grinding the Cayo Perico heist on GTA Online. I had been sober for like a month now. My parents left to go to shopping for groceries, and so my ass had the brilliant idea to look for the liquor which they ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1658551073 | 1658680437 | t3_w5uz4u | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the strip club
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CompleteTransition26: I applaud her earning a living to support her child but damn!
brunchez: Didn’t ask
CompleteTransition26: ??? Do you tyically pop into threads that don't address or concern you in any way to insert a passive aggressive comment that doesn't make s... | 5 | 0 | |
1658551231 | 1658551943 | t3_w5v0zy | t5_2to41 | 34 | jodiek_3: TIFU by listening to my mother
This actually happened about 3 hours ago
My mom and I left our house to get lottery tickets because the drawing was tonight ($660 mil). With me driving, we decided to make a couple more stops including subway for my dad and sonic for us. So we get milkshakes and had a good idea... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1658551910 | 1658566558 | t3_w5v8h2 | t5_2to41 | 35,692 | jkozmetsky: TIFU by misinterpreting the phrase “Netflix and Chill”
So this happened 6ish years ago, when I was a freshman in college…
One night, some friends and I went on a double date. I took a guy I just met off tinder as my date. We went out to eat and bowl afterwards, and the night was going well. On our way back... | 13 | 2,745.538462 | |
1658553098 | 1658555206 | t3_w5vm67 | t5_2to41 | 20 | tifub1234: tifu bad and I may lose my job tomorrow
I'm a sales associate at a clothing place
Today before closing two men came in and bought a bunch of clothes. It rang up to over 1,200 USD. They paid in 20 dollar bills.
The man was counting it out in front of me. I was picking it up in stacks and recounting it bu... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1658552622 | 1658558344 | t3_w5vgv3 | t5_2to41 | 82 | [deleted]: TIFU making my own cocktail.
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Not_soBasik114: Ehrm… Time for a little visit to the ER don’t you think ? 
SalleighG: Depends where. Most varieties of slugs are not toxic (but some are.)
Not_soBasik114: Oh ok I didn’t know that. Thanks for the info I appreciat... | 6 | 13.666667 | |
1658553283 | 1658558697 | t3_w5vo6e | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: Tifu by listening to a 6th grader
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6lula_bil9: ummm it may have started as a joke but I don't think it's ending as one
___Phreak___: Mummy, how did you meet daddy? 😂
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1658557968 | 1658558772 | t3_w5x27e | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by (jokingly) calling my girlfriend stupid when we were playing a game.
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Silvyrn: Sounds uptight
___Phreak___: Are you sure she understood what you said?
Realistic_Bad1111: I didn’t mean it as anything other than a joke. One that wasn’t really my usual sense of humor and was at a bad time, but ... | 5 | 0 | |
1658560638 | 1658562999 | t3_w5xt9v | t5_2to41 | 9 | ishavedthegrundle: TIFU by giving myself a bro-zillian and may have jeapordized my wife and I having a Free Use agreement
This happened earlier this week.
Back story:
Been married ~15 years, have too many kids. My wife and I have struggled to find a good groove with sex during most of our marriage for a number of re... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1658551012 | 1658635076 | t3_w5uygn | t5_2to41 | 14 | iKidnapBabiez: TIFU by singing itsy bitsy spider through the baby monitor camera
Happened a couple months ago but just found out the repercussions from it today.
My daughter's are 5 and 1½ish. I put a ring camera in their room a few months ago because the baby kept getting out of her bed and playing in the room they ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1658574711 | 1658602160 | t3_w61jti | t5_2to41 | 26 | CommunicationOk79: TIFU by asking a man with scars on his face if he played the Joker
At the time, I was eight years old and obsessed with the Dark Knight, which had come out a year earlier. In the movie, the Joker had a Glasgow Grin.
My parents had taken my sister and I on a trip to Scotland because we have ancestra... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1658576598 | 1658577134 | t3_w622b7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to prove a point with my girlfriend
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UtopianShot: You ever heard of the saying "Don't fight fire with fire"?
Hope you've learned your lesson.
genricburneracc: Well, it wouldn't be a tifu if there wasn't a lesson to be learnt, would it.
UtopianShot: Youd be surprised how many dont le... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1658576870 | 1658743037 | t3_w624yy | t5_2to41 | 7,130 | hoosyourdaddyo: TIFU by letting Amazon almost turn me into a criminal
This happened yesterday. Amazon had opened a new ‘Amazon Fresh’ store in my area.
One of the features of these stores is that you can scan into the store, collect your items and walk right out without having to scan the items or go through a cash... | 17 | 419.411765 | |
1658582249 | 1658757531 | t3_w63tt2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | throwaway327454: TIFU by not properly muting my phone
I (15F) was on the phone with one of my guy friends (15M) just chatting. We had been talking for hours about random stuff and I realised I had to pee. I told him where I was going and since it wouldn’t be long I would just mute myself and we could talk after. He agr... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1658583965 | 1658599637 | t3_w64epy | t5_2to41 | 11,881 | synonymtoastcrunch2: TIFU by having sex on my period
EDIT: QUIT GIVING ME MEDICAL ADVICE. I don't care what plan b does to me, I've never had a side effect and I'm just gonna keep taking it. Your advice is falling on deaf ears.
I have a FWB that I've been sleeping with for nearly 5 years now so period sex is like no ... | 13 | 913.923077 | |
1658585917 | 1658587301 | t3_w653hi | t5_2to41 | 7 | TheMushies: TIFU by creating a Cofftea
Today I did what no man should do.
I wake up after a solid 15 hour sleep. Walk downstairs, put my cup under the coffee machine, two sugars in that bitch and press the button. It grinds up the beans and I walk off to roll a smoke. I come back after rolling to pick up my first, my... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1658586229 | 1658637321 | t3_w657k1 | t5_2to41 | 375 | bunsnick3627: TIFU by inviting a coworker to dinner
This is from yesterday but: I (16m) work as a waiter at a local restaurant chain, I’ve been working there for about 4 months now and have been getting to know my coworkers better, I was talking to one of my coworkers (16m) about my family. I was telling him about my b... | 7 | 53.571429 | |
1658590987 | 1658591486 | t3_w66yqv | t5_2to41 | 13 | DueReplacement3496: tifu by destroying my dads pool pump
today I fucked up me (16m) was swimming in my family's pool and water started to spray out of the pump me who had already started to panic tried to tighten the part where the water was coming out instead the leverage of me trying to open it totally destroyed the ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1658592408 | 1658617622 | t3_w67ig7 | t5_2to41 | 494 | BushyEyes: TIFU by being chronically dehydrated
This has been going on for the past few months and I just now realized and resolved it.
I’m terrible at drinking enough water and I also walk a decent amount. I don’t have a car and I walk on average 13,000 to 15,000 steps a day. I own a shop so I’m usually carrying pac... | 12 | 41.166667 | |
1658593111 | 1658612393 | t3_w67s1r | t5_2to41 | 14 | Dontlikepromiscous: TIFU by having sexist views about women
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Fnord1966: Nobody liked you last time you posted this incel shit, nobody likes you now
AquaSherbet: What did it say?
Fnord1966: He was complaining about women doing stuff like only fans, and how he'd be upset if guys could pay his girlfriend to do th... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1658593255 | 1658714834 | t3_w67u0r | t5_2to41 | 2,107 | AtomicVaughn: TIFU by getting horny
Happened a couple of hours ago, I came inside from doing yardwork. Hot showers always make me horny, so after showering I was walking around with a half chub. Going to make supper I decided to make breakfast burritos. After doing all the food prep and combining all my ingredients I c... | 7 | 301 | |
1658592755 | 1658595500 | t3_w67n79 | t5_2to41 | 48 | killme__killme: TIFU by not installing rods for curtains and having neighbours see me naked
So I (17f) moved to a new house with my parents a few weeks ago. My room is pretty close to the road and you can pretty much see everyone in the neighborhood from the windows. The house is pretty but we got really bad luck. Ever... | 4 | 12 | |
1658595717 | 1658599819 | t3_w68r9p | t5_2to41 | 21 | MyButtIsMyMystery: TIFU By Not Taking Out The Trash And Accidentally Creating A Swamps Of Degobah SItuation (TW: Gross)
(TW: Do not read if you are eating, squeamish, or easily grossed out)
Let me preface this post by saying that I suffer from Cyclic Vomiting Syndrome a disorder that mainly causes vomiting episodes if... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1658595914 | 1658614051 | t3_w68txc | t5_2to41 | 10 | burner279: TIFU by looking at Twitter
while on the phone with my girlfriend I was looking through Twitter and a bit about myself I'm a sociopath that looks for things like what I saw just because I'm not supposed to see it and the thing I see don't hurt because of my lack of empathy so I had no reason to think it was a... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1658596179 | 1658597766 | t3_w68xlu | t5_2to41 | 17 | J33f: TIFU by taking a stalkerish picture of my bosses wife ... and then group texting it to him
Alright ... this is a wild ride, so buckle up.
I'm in the Army. We moved a year ago to a new position and things have been a little rocky here and there, but for the most part the gig is great. I've hung out with my Chief ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1658600758 | 1658688550 | t3_w6ankj | t5_2to41 | 599 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying to my teacher that I like someone else in front of my crush.
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HandoJobrissian: As a retired teacher, wtf? This was not something your teacher should have even asked, let alone hounded on. That's not appropriate whatsoever. That's shockingly creepy behavior.
SubtleName12: FR, complaint ... | 9 | 66.555556 | |
1658602741 | 1658683230 | t3_w6bdyi | t5_2to41 | 9,080 | Turbulent-Local-6013: TIFU by realizing I have been praying towards the north magnetic pole instead of Mecca
tldr at bottom.
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Some time ago, I immigrated to America with my wife and kids. In my home country, it is tradition to mark the direction of Mecca with a sticker so that muslims (like me) know which... | 19 | 477.894737 | |
1658604093 | 1658627531 | t3_w6bmwo | t5_2to41 | 8 | PurpleConversation69: You’re acting like I knowingly went to work infected with Covid. I did not know I had Covid until after work that night. My work decided to fire all unvaccinated employees and make the call center vaccinated only. We were working from home up until this point.
When I went to work, I feel fine ot... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1658607023 | 1658702961 | t3_w6cykg | t5_2to41 | 2,590 | Spider222222: TIFU by not asking for price before ordering and not knowing Steak terms
Ok so this happened like 2 days ago I went to this very fance steak house woth my family of 9, none of us had been there before so did not know what to order so my brother takes a look at the menu and finds something called Wagyu Ste... | 12 | 215.833333 | |
1658607175 | 1658690093 | t3_w6d0gd | t5_2to41 | 268 | [deleted]: TIFU by pleasuring myself with the baby camera on
Before you ask, this is a throwaway account, and no baby was present in the room at the time.
Lately, I have been looking after my baby nephew, his crib is in my bedroom as my brothers bedroom has no space for the crib, and the crib has a baby camera attache... | 8 | 33.5 | |
1658608665 | 1658609863 | t3_w6djau | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a girl trick me in to getting her pregnant and now my life’s ruined
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arlondiluthel: I'm no lawyer, nor am I familiar with UK/Aussie laws, but this feels multiple levels of illegal (to be fair, you trying to force her to take a morning-after pill isn't any better, even if she didn't a... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1658608857 | 1658620451 | t3_w6dluc | t5_2to41 | 10 | LingonberrySilver: tifu by almost hooking up with my friend
TIFU by almost hooking up with my friend
So me (M20) and my girlfriend (F19) broke up around a month ago and we're both still processing the whole thing. But unfortunately horny almost won last night.
I had my ex and my friend (F21) over last night. (contex... | 5 | 2 | |
1658611160 | 1658617501 | t3_w6efya | t5_2to41 | 43 | neurofungus: TIFU by not washing my hands BEFORE going to the bathroom!
So as I'm getting things ready for dinner, pizza to be specific, I'm getting all the toppings ready before I throw the dough. I've chopped the mushrooms, peppers and finally the jalapenos. I think to myself, before I slice the tomatoes, I should re... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1658615795 | 1658715586 | t3_w6g61h | t5_2to41 | 14,182 | p-heiress: TIFU by catching my boss cheating on his wife
My boss (M) has been a co-owner of our franchise for about 5 years. His wife (E) is our office manager. They have 2 kids, one being barely a year old. It's just three other people in the office. Me, and two female coworkers (A & R). Thursday afternoon while A... | 15 | 945.466667 | |
1658618049 | 1658662859 | t3_w6gyvx | t5_2to41 | 847 | Careful-Note-5534: TIFU by misusing the “Bug Bite Thing”
You guys have probably heard of the Bug Bite Thing. It’s basically a suction cup that you put on mosquito bites to make them stop itching. Today I was bored, and while I was sitting on my couch my Bug Bite Thing was conveniently on the coffee table right beside m... | 5 | 169.4 | |
1658622673 | 1658626546 | t3_w6ijrl | t5_2to41 | 23 | Supportivehubs: TIFU by barfing on my wife and mother-in-law's hopes and dreams
So my wife's mom was staying with us for a while near the holidays, and they were doing their own thing, so I ate a couple edibles. I was careful to follow the dosage on the package since I'm not a frequent user. I barely ever even drink, b... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1658621262 | 1658627156 | t3_w6i2q0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking too much...
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[deleted]: Own it.
Jwoff11: This. You’ll tell this story and laugh in a few years.
QuteFx: Already laughing!
Told my bro and he gifted me a bong and we hit up the dispensary for the goods for my new bong!
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1658622766 | 1658633263 | t3_w6ikuq | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: tifu by being lazy and using my PJs as a pad.
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NukeWarz: lmao is he not aware of what your body does?
Foxrex: And the purrrfectly fine cat on the counter?
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1658624872 | 1658646280 | t3_w6j9wo | t5_2to41 | 637 | TrumpsFartGas: TIFU by realizing I'd donated an ornate jeweled butt plug to a Parkinson's charity store
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idkwhatimbrewin: This TIFU requires a pic of said ring holder for full effect 😂
jenny10002: Yeah I’m a little confused how a butt plug could double as a ring holder.
thetdub: It does kind of hold your ring... | 6 | 106.166667 | |
1658625365 | 1658719767 | t3_w6jffu | t5_2to41 | 1,125 | throwaway-the-hair: TIFUpdate by giving my ex money to surprise my boys
This is a proper update to my original post so before you say “you posted this a million times”, my posts have been re-uploaded on multiple subs, tiktok, facebook, youtube. It's annoying but I cannot control it. This is MY update and I updated on ... | 8 | 140.625 | |
1658626407 | 1658627793 | t3_w6jrrw | t5_2to41 | 42 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #36! Come share your stories and hang out!
Archangel935: Dawg i’m just here **EXISTING**
TallDarkandWTF: Ya done fucked up
Archangel935: can’t catch a break fr‼️💢😩😩
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1658627251 | 1658628187 | t3_w6k1dt | t5_2to41 | 15 | Dwestmor1007: TIFU by not paying attention to the conversation
Obligatory this literally just happened. So I have bad social anxiety. I Have a hard time speaking to pretty much anyone and most people think I’m odd because I have few social skills. This weekend we were visiting my husbands estranged family for the first... | 5 | 3 | |
1658630543 | 1658698655 | t3_w6l379 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Helpful-Speaker1772: tifu by sleeping with my best friends girl
Tifu by having sex with my best friends ex
My Best friend and his girl where havin alot of drama the last few weeks and they didnt do good with eachother. They broke up a few days ago and we where all together with a few other friends. We drank more then ... | 8 | 0.5 | |
1658621691 | 1658672035 | t3_w6i7wd | t5_2to41 | 162 | Brotega87: TIFU by getting a massage and peeing on myself
Obligatory I'm on my phone and posting. This happened quite a few years ago, but I finally have gotten the courage to post it.
I was 25(F) and it was my first pregnancy. When it comes to my body, I am extremely shy and not very confident in my appearance. I've... | 3 | 54 | |
1658631758 | 1658767095 | t3_w6lh0d | t5_2to41 | 18 | torehislip: TIFU by pulling away from a kiss
Today my bf came over and we sat down to watch some TV together.
Mid watching, we started touching and then we kissed. It was a long kiss, but it went a bit longer than I wanted it to, and after sometime it became a bit awkward as he was moving his mouth around while still ... | 22 | 0.818182 | |
1658632052 | 1658690525 | t3_w6lk9s | t5_2to41 | 3,069 | Kemomiwiwane: TIFU by masturbating after my vasectomy.
There’s some backstory to this, so let’s start from the beginning.
This happened last summer. My wife and I bought a duplex early September of that year and did massive renovations. The biggest renovation we did was redoing the entire basement. It was a complete j... | 12 | 255.75 | |
1658632494 | 1658636552 | t3_w6lpdw | t5_2to41 | 27 | missiika_: TIFU by falling for a scam
Here’s where my fuck up started with a little back sorry first,
I’m a new business owner, I set my business up on google a few days ago.
I had a person call me and say there were from “google.” They told me I needed to verify my business within 24 hours or I would lose my busin... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1658638219 | 1658642020 | t3_w6nfyh | t5_2to41 | 8 | Mau2314: TIFU by sending a voice message to my best friend.
For context well call best friend “F” and friend with the hots for her “B”, so it all started yesterday when I was chilling home and received a text from a friend in common with F, saying that if I wanted to go the club later that day, to which I replied yes, ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1658641262 | 1658659642 | t3_w6oafw | t5_2to41 | 498 | rileysopalgem: TIFU by never getting rid of a letter from my ex and admitting I thought about leaving my wife
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Livid_Violinist_1876: You're ex GF wrote the letter while you were engaged to your now current wife. Despite the letter, you proceeded to marry & have kids - and, I assume have been faithful since... | 11 | 45.272727 | |
1658643788 | 1658644648 | t3_w6oy7m | t5_2to41 | 16 | eaglekineagle: TIFU by reminding my MIL that she thinks I have sex with animals right after her cat's funeral.
My Mother In Law had a cat for almost 20 years. A wonderful, sweet cat. I'm gonna start with the primary fuck up, then go into detail on the secondary fuck up.
So sometime last week, MIL's cat (Sweetie) was r... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1658644371 | 1658645510 | t3_w6p3kc | t5_2to41 | 24 | Common_Tumbleweed_71: tifu one night stand
Today I fucked up by going to a one night stand. Went to his place mmm maybe 2 hours ago, I'm home now. It started great, we cuddled and watched anime. Then we begun to proceed, to started by going down on me, then put on a condom and there we went. 10 minutes later soft. He k... | 3 | 8 | |
1658645110 | 1658697271 | t3_w6pa8k | t5_2to41 | 147 | jennysoftpaws: TIFU by not wearing a mask to work today.
I'm at a cashier at a local and popular grocery store. Our company doesn't require masks anymore and I started relaxing and not wearing a mask to work. Well today a customer happens to come in my Lane and tells me he has covid. I did not wear a mask to work today... | 6 | 24.5 | |
1658645350 | 1658660064 | t3_w6pcge | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting high and having anal sex with my wife
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shinzul: I've gotten bacterial infections a few times (epididymitis) from exactly the same... activity... with my wife.
I've gotten it down to a system where I use lots of lube (obviously) and immediately after go wash up in a quick shower. M... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1658647888 | 1658659326 | t3_w6pziv | t5_2to41 | 69 | throwawaypaint06: TIFU by putting paint on my vagina
This is a throwaway because I am absolutely mortified and embarrassed.
I (24F) am having a late night of relaxing, and like any other single woman I sometimes get in the mood for... You know. So, I went to my desk where I usually do the deed, and all my lights were ... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1658649070 | 1658651927 | t3_w6q9mp | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU I had a wet dream on my gf's bed while house-sitting
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koozy407: 5 hours isn’t enough time to wash sheets? Bro, I could hit the laundry mat across state lines and be back in 5 hours. Your story sounds totally made up for karma. Do better
golfingclubb: Enough to wash them, not to get them dry it'... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1658649921 | 1658652317 | t3_w6qh8o | t5_2to41 | 9 | Zestyclose-Court-265: TIFU by going to a party
I went to a party today, intending to get drunk and hookup with someone. What happened next was a rollercoaster of a ride. Essentially, I went in early and shotted 5 drinks of vodka immediately, automatically becoming tipsy and on the way to become wasted as hell. It got e... | 3 | 3 | |
1658653358 | 1658691293 | t3_w6rbez | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by downloading Tinder while in a relationship
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InstallWizard: Sounds to me she was looking for a way out and found it.
420goattaog: Tf? He cheated dude. He was looking for a way out. Not her.
InstallWizard: Masturbating is cheating?
420goattaog: While talking to another person besides your part... | 12 | 1.333333 | |
1658655123 | 1658663159 | t3_w6rqpz | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my gf her dildo was broken
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420goattaog: I dunno man. Sex where me and my boyfriend laugh about the stupidest things is the best.
Silvyrn: Once popped on a album by Canadian comedy folk singers. By the time for play ended, and we started doing the deed, the song started, the pill, it... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1658653547 | 1658666187 | t3_w6rcyx | t5_2to41 | 104 | dm_ur_clit: TIFU by jerking off too soon after circumcision
Brand new account since many people know my main account. The TIFU really did happen today - a couple of hours ago to be exact. I had to get a circumcision two weeks ago for phimosis. The surgeon had strictly advised against sexual activity for 4 to 6 weeks af... | 6 | 17.333333 | |
1658657326 | 1658658514 | t3_w6s9k1 | t5_2to41 | -2 | The_UndisputedElite: TIFU by thinking I won't catch covid because I have heightened immunity
Now, I'm not an anti vaxxer or anything. I do pretty much every thing they have told us to do like masks and hand washing. I've been around 20 different people with covid at work and even when one of them coughed in my face whi... | 7 | -0.285714 | |
1658659168 | 1658752301 | t3_w6spms | t5_2to41 | 86 | Bwyanfwanigan: TIFU by picking up a motor
Tifu by picking up a motor I bought for a boat. Disclaimer, this was yesterday, but is ongoing.
I think I might have screwed myself in multiple ways this time. So, a few years ago I bought an old boat with three motors. I blew up one, another is missing a lot of parts, and t... | 7 | 12.285714 | |
1658660715 | 1658677959 | t3_w6t3xh | t5_2to41 | 0 | ihadtogototheER82: TIFU by making a huge play doh buttplug
So yeah i was cleaning my house when i found an old piece of play doh and i thiught to myself, why not make a buttplug with it?
So i made a giant buttplug and my stupid ass didnt think that i had to dry it before using it, so i put it in my ass and took it ou... | 7 | 0 | |
1658663557 | 1658664373 | t3_w6tvr9 | t5_2to41 | 15 | junebug_8317: TIFU by responding to a random girl in target when she yelled “Marco”
Obligatory this happened 2 days ago but it keeps popping into my head making me feel like an ass.
So I was out on a shopping trip at target picking up some household items, I had my 5 year old in tow and were making our way to the sch... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1658664397 | 1658806951 | t3_w6u4ur | t5_2to41 | 17 | Imaginary-Location35: TIFU by not knowing about my vaginal fornix [Semi-Update on ER bullet incident)
My original FU: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tzxstq/tifu_by_ending_up_in_the_er_bc_of_a_bullet/
I posted about lodging a bullet vibrator in my vagina. I attempted, and failed to remove it. I needed professio... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1658665890 | 1658675106 | t3_w6uks3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | QueenArya69: TIFU by forgetting that I'm an awful person
My friend lives in another country and was about to come home after 3 years of not visiting. The distance has made some changes in our relationship but we still talk 1/2 every week. My friend wasn't always the nicest and me and others would would often comment... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1658667373 | 1658671737 | t3_w6v0ir | t5_2to41 | 2,953 | [deleted]: TIFU sitting on my cousin's lap during a long car ride
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DoIKnowYouHuman: I would strongly advise against sharing this story at his wedding, unless it happens to be your wedding too lol
catdog918: *Sweet home Alabama intensifies*
DoIKnowYouHuman: Great now I got banjos playing in my head
Serpenyoje: ... | 14 | 210.928571 | |
1658669353 | 1658672982 | t3_w6vnd9 | t5_2to41 | 59 | MildlyIntestingTeen: Tifu by using masterbation as anger management and provoking the menstrual gods.
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SeaTale6353: My girlfriend has had the same thing happen to her in the sense of masturbating invoking the menstrual goddesses, what you're going through sounds really horrible, as do your parents. Honestly, I... | 5 | 11.8 | |
1658668424 | 1658673396 | t3_w6vcnp | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking hand sanitizer
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jrandoboi: Hand sanitizer doesn't have "alcohol" in it, but rather a type of alcohol that is toxic called isopropanol. The drinkable alcohol is ethanol, so you basically did one of the things people did during the prohibition days. Your lucky your eyes still work, an... | 3 | 7 | |
1658669389 | 1658686274 | t3_w6vns6 | t5_2to41 | 38,905 | temujin94: TIFU by laughing at a woman's unfortunate demise in a full auditorium. [NSFW]
This happened a few years ago, it was my first week of university studying law. I met a young guy a few years younger than me let's call him Dave, in my class who I spent most of the first week with.
It was our first ever criminol... | 12 | 3,242.083333 | |
1658666933 | 1658675937 | t3_w6uvqo | t5_2to41 | -17 | fabulousjackulous: TIFU by texting my gf I want to break up and deleting it immediately afterwards.
I (22M) texted my girlfriend (21F) that I wanted to break up because we were in different emotional and planes and we’re headed to different paths in life. And I was sorry for doing this to her on text.
But I deleted ... | 4 | -4.25 | |
1658673485 | 1658676096 | t3_w6x2wb | t5_2to41 | 10 | Throwmedown909: Tifu Selling my bf big bong collection
Little back story, bf has been collecting rigs for years. I am a bit ignorant on the costs of everything to do with that sort of thing. He says he would like to maybe sell them to start a new collection, so I packed them up. He gave me a price list for each one for... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1658673799 | 1658674925 | t3_w6x71z | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU: Losing my Virginity to a Water Slide
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Eldhannas: Prevoiusly posted on July 12, 2021: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/oitao3/tifu\_losing\_my\_virginity\_to\_a\_water\_slide/
emoney017: I knew I’d read this exact same shit, word for word, before
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1658674903 | 1658702884 | t3_w6xlp8 | t5_2to41 | 57 | MVPGhosT1: TIFU by leaving a cosmetic bag in the bathroom when a girl was visiting.
A couple of months ago, i moved to a new apartment. A friend of mine made a funny bet that i get 1 month time to have sex in the new apartment otherwise it will be cursed and i’ll never get laid there. I accidentally found a female cosm... | 6 | 9.5 | |
1658676309 | 1658687022 | t3_w6y4kc | t5_2to41 | 4 | UBetcha84: Tifu by not bailing my fiancé out of jail and calling her parents about her legal situation
Late Thursday night my fiancé calls me from jail and tells me what happened. I won’t get into details here, but she’s definitely innocent and the cops were being bastards as they’re wont to do. She doesn’t have a reco... | 4 | 1 | |
1658678307 | 1658682835 | t3_w6yv24 | t5_2to41 | 122 | yourdadisabean: Tifu Talks Episode#37 Got a story to share? Come and share on Tifu Talks!
00Moonie00: This guy is immortal
PheonixGalaxy: 😂
00Moonie00: Fr, and a good storyteller too
PheonixGalaxy: I guess he was in quite a pickle
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