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1658681252 | 1658682730 | t3_w6zz84 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu by having sex with my girlfriend
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Boring_Mix_5774: Damn sex it sick, cool story man!
Monkeman4ever: Eh it’s alright.
Elgre: This response right here is how you know hes not a virgin lol
Tembldrock: r/ihavesex
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1658682270 | 1658683909 | t3_w70d6j | t5_2to41 | 8 | 5yearsLaterThrowAway: TIFU by getting into a polyamory relationship
for context, I (17f) am trans, and my
girlfriend (17f) is cisgender. we've both
had this mutual friend "sam" (fake name)
(18f) for years. Sam is openly lesbian,
however i still have male genitalia. Sam
approached me and my girlfriend two
days ago askin... | 4 | 2 | |
1658685002 | 1658686377 | t3_w71f5r | t5_2to41 | 14 | Botbybots: TIFU by showing my dick to a bunch of kids at the aquarium.
First of all this happened a few days ago, last Thursday to be exact. I had to create a throwaway account for this post because the nature of what proceeded to be.
Me and my girlfriend was thinking up things to do for fun with our 2½yo daughter du... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1658684908 | 1658708823 | t3_w71dui | t5_2to41 | 30 | PutoutAndPullout: TIFU by testing my pull-out game.
Throwaway because i dont want to anybody to know i was dumb enough to try pulling out in case they find my main.
I have a FWB deal with a girl because her SO is autistic and doesnt like physical touch. Anything intimate can only happen behind closed doors and i ha... | 6 | 5 | |
1658685694 | 1658690160 | t3_w71oqg | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling the girl I'm seeing by my ex's name
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SCphotog: Never say real names in the bedroom. Use terms of endearment or dirty talk or whatever... but not real names. Use, Honey, sweety, Babe... call her a love bucket if you want but not real names.
nickyt398: Such great advice thanks. Any ide... | 5 | 1 | |
1658686888 | 1658693326 | t3_w725ii | t5_2to41 | 55 | adminhatesmerealbad: TIFU by getting in an argument on Reddit and getting my account of 10 years banned.
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ninpho2246: I got banned for calling humans animals. Are we not a type of creature amongst the many animals that chose to be named human? We aren't better than the worms in the dirt
nosdivanion: Worms are ... | 5 | 11 | |
1658682765 | 1658702801 | t3_w70k08 | t5_2to41 | 73 | Satoshi13: TIFU by not having the right fishing gear
I've been fishing for years and so I'd like to consider myself a good fisherman, but I've made several novice fishing mistakes that have costed me a lot of fish. The first one is that I was fishing for bream (which are pretty small fish) and I was using a set-up and ... | 4 | 18.25 | |
1658690144 | 1658690600 | t3_w73e6v | t5_2to41 | 76 | koopzepoop: TIFU by passing out on a booty call
I (M22) had been friends with a girl for almost 2-3 years now. Met through mutuals, followed each other social media and then slowly got to know each other. Had quite a few flirtatious conversations but it never grew into anything romantic, I guess we liked keeping it th... | 3 | 25.333333 | |
1658691776 | 1658691935 | t3_w740lk | t5_2to41 | 13 | L4sgc: TIFU by trying a keto diet
For many months I've been training to hike rim-to-rim across the grand canyon, and rather annoyingly throughout this process my weight has remained the same. I suspect my increased appetite from the training offset the additional calories burned.
A few weeks ago I got up to 17 miles a... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1658692698 | 1658694225 | t3_w74d4l | t5_2to41 | 5 | KonekoEko: TIFU by wearing a collar during sleep
Okay so this happened in 2017 when i was well 17 and still living with my mother.
I was in a long-distance relationship with my boyfriend. As we both are furries he thought it might be cute to get some matching collars but not like those collars that are for Accessoire... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1658694235 | 1658754619 | t3_w74yyi | t5_2to41 | 24,157 | lakerboy152: TIFU by watching a sex scene on an airplane
tldr: was watching a movie on a flight on the screens in the seat, pilot announcement came on which paused all screens. movie paused on sex scene.
This happened yesterday, but I just got wifi today.
I was flying to London yesterday and when the plane took off,... | 12 | 2,013.083333 | |
1658697860 | 1658754614 | t3_w76d0d | t5_2to41 | 8,492 | Scuffed_Minis: TIFU - Buying my wife pokemon cards
My wife has been sick at home several days with covid. shes starting to feel a bit lonely since she cant go out and hang out with anyone and i havnt been able to sleep in bed or hug/kiss her. i know nothing about pokemon cards besides she loves them and the fat pikachu... | 9 | 943.555556 | |
1658700538 | 1658773636 | t3_w77dxm | t5_2to41 | -5 | Daskull-Crisher: TIFU: by having a thing for someone three years younger than me ON ACCIDENT
So basically, I (16M) got introduced to this amazing person (13F) by a friend. But our friend basically said that I was a year younger, and she was a year older. So yknow we got to talking, actually got along really well, and ... | 5 | -1 | |
1658701869 | 1658720098 | t3_w77way | t5_2to41 | 83 | juliankimchi: TIFU by eating cherries before going on a walk
This actually happened about 45 minutes ago. I ate a bagel and cream cheese for a late brunch and then proceeded to eat about 20 cherries after brunch while watching some videos on YouTube in my room.
Around an hour after I finished watching my YouTube video... | 9 | 9.222222 | |
1658702126 | 1658896741 | t3_w77zro | t5_2to41 | 146 | Midgetmethlab: TIFU by leaving Reddit open on my phone and showing nudes to strangers
This just happened, I work for doordash and was picking up an order. I walked into the restaurant and was told it would take a few minutes to complete the order. No problem, I'll use the restroom while I wait.
Like most other peop... | 6 | 24.333333 | |
1658703976 | 1658712483 | t3_w78o7p | t5_2to41 | 8 | NaeNaeNezuko: TIFU by spitting the food and offending the shit out of who made it
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NostradaMart: you're a fucking child. does you wife also cut your food and pre-chew it for you ?
NaeNaeNezuko: >you're a fucking child
Yes , I know. And btw , I spat on reaction , so I was only conscious of my acts while I w... | 9 | 0.888889 | |
1658704047 | 1658723051 | t3_w78p5w | t5_2to41 | 1 | According_Witness_53: TIFU fooled around and fell in love (again)
Fooled around and fell in love (again)
I dated this guy on and off for just over a year. After casually dating him for about six months, I eventually stopped calling or texting him, because although the sex was great, he was becoming less and less respo... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1658705624 | 1658717148 | t3_w79a2y | t5_2to41 | 24 | Praumeteis: TIFU by getting stopped by police for eating snowmen.
This happened about six months ago, so I don’t know if it really counts as a TIFU, but I’ll write it all the same, I think this story is funny and I that some people might enjoy it.
Anyway, here goes nothing.
I like snowmen. I really do. Not only for... | 9 | 2.666667 | |
1658706963 | 1658738434 | t3_w79r00 | t5_2to41 | 2,562 | withouta3: TIFU by punching my wife in the mouth.
I recently started Chantix to help quit smoking and one of the side effects is extremely vivid dreams. In my dream, my wife and I were taking a walk when we passed a guy who was cleaning his yard. He moved suddenly and nudged my wife with his trash bag. I said, "Hey,... | 8 | 320.25 | |
1658707896 | 1658708970 | t3_w7a323 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to get an education
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jwquartz: I too like you have done this before. What Works best for me is consistency.
Lozzizl3: Yea same! Didn’t help I just came off 2 weeks uni break and everything was thrown off :(
| 3 | 3.666667 | |
1658708668 | 1658759781 | t3_w7acrn | t5_2to41 | 606 | [deleted]: Tifu by sleeping at the beach naked
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hamsalad-: Repostttttt
himewaridesu: Look at all these reposts!
Varcharizard: Look at all those chickens
https://youtu.be/F-X4SLhorvw
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1658707876 | 1658750698 | t3_w7a2tf | t5_2to41 | 5 | giarc11234: tifu by trying to increase my calorie intake
Tl;dr at the bottom
Sorry for any grammar or spelling errors, I am on mobile and in not the best situation for typing right now.
So recently I watched a video that was trending on youtube about skinny guys making gains that said something about a lot of skinny... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1658711739 | 1658720013 | t3_w7beoi | t5_2to41 | 51 | bxbygxrl420xx: tifu by telling my husband how I feel.
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Dark_Jester: This is clearly a bigger issue than just the dog. You're here venting because he repeatedly shrugs you off. You are unable to voice your own opinions in your own marriage.
You really need to reflect on this relationship and what you want out ... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1658710281 | 1658748246 | t3_w7awhh | t5_2to41 | 18 | Barry_crackhead: TIFU by changing to swimming shorts in the forest.
Today me and my two of my friends were board and since we had heard about a quarry that you can swim in that was somewhat nearby where we live we decided to go there.
Now this quarry is first a short drive on some forest road and then a about a 1Km wa... | 3 | 6 | |
1658713311 | 1658718851 | t3_w7by9m | t5_2to41 | 16 | Alexwitminecraftbxrs: TIFU BH ignoring everyone’s advice and messing up my ears
UPDATE: it’s less high pitched now YIPPEEE but it is a deeper humming (but I think it could be my neighbors electronics I dunno yet)
Tifu by ignoring everyone’s advice and messing up my ears
A while I ago I made a post on r/punk asking f... | 4 | 4 | |
1658700010 | 1658732970 | t3_w776je | t5_2to41 | 11 | Jujube-456: TIFU by almost killing myself by jumping out of a moving boat
So, I(13m) have been enjoying a vacation with my stepfather at his summer place, in Finland.
Waterskiing is amazing, and he lives on the side of a lake, which allows for lots of water activities.
Two days ago, we were going to his father’s place... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1658715811 | 1658770732 | t3_w7ctyd | t5_2to41 | 2,504 | No_Bed_4783: TIFU by letting my partner drink orange juice
I’m very allergic to oranges. That allergy didn’t show up until my teens and I ignored it until one day I drank a sunny d and my throat started to close up.
Well my boyfriend and I just decided to not have the fruit in the house. The smell of an orange being ... | 12 | 208.666667 | |
1658716783 | 1658719508 | t3_w7d63c | t5_2to41 | 30 | Sea-Sundae-8153: TIFU I snuck over to a girls house
So I was taking to a girl were going doing good and that night I snuck out with her and hung out with her and she invited me over the next day, so I went to her house I cuddled with her for like an hour then I had to to leave because her dad was coming home for lunch.... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1658719009 | 1658780627 | t3_w7dxh4 | t5_2to41 | 49 | Dramatic_Gamer05: Tifu I trusted my step mom
Today I fucked up, had sex with my door unlocked because I hoped my parents would be respectful enough to knock, I was wrong.
I’m 16
This fr just happened like 10 min. ago.
My step mom is very strict and I don’t get to have any kind of fun at all, but my mom doesn’t reall... | 8 | 6.125 | |
1658720154 | 1658720572 | t3_w7eb36 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by jizzing on my mom
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twstedtheory22: Why did your mom ring the doorbell to her own house?
brunchez: There was a car there and wanted to make sure I was here and didn’t just walk off or sumn
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1658719898 | 1658755474 | t3_w7e833 | t5_2to41 | 578 | CartographerChance53: TIFU by telling my friend my brother cheated
Me (f18) and my friend (f20) have been friend for 3 years. She knows pretty much my whole family and I know hers. She knows my twin (m18) is a WHORE and he loves to sleep around, im not cool with it but it’s nothing I can do. She told me she liked him a... | 10 | 57.8 | |
1658720577 | 1658728318 | t3_w7efyy | t5_2to41 | 27 | EggyBoobyBaby: TIFU - I got fired from my job
I (21M) got fired from my job today. I worked at a pizza place, making 'za, getting paid minimum wage in cash plus tips. It was a great gig for me that I have worked all throughout college. But today, I made the biggest mistake of my life. To preface, I'm a borderline alcoh... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1658719155 | 1658778998 | t3_w7dz7s | t5_2to41 | 7 | Emergency-Hyena5134: TIFU by going to the beach to play volleyball
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PCDub: No way this is real…after the guy posted his side earlier today?
GanacheFun5363: Can you give the link?
-Kerosun-: I called it. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w7acrn/comment/ihj5j2s/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&c... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1658722493 | 1658761757 | t3_w7f2uo | t5_2to41 | 61 | XenoZydeco: TIFU by Eating a Wendy's Chicken Nugget
For context, I work in a very niche field and as far as I'm aware I'm the only person doing what I do professionally. Right now, I'm responsible for creating a "curriculum" in order to train technicians to safely and reliably perform diagnostic and repair of the devic... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1658721624 | 1658759173 | t3_w7esb0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | BloxCHose: TIFU by choosing not to submit my final deadline
So this fuck up is pretty fresh. It's 4:30 am, I'm exhausted but due to the decision I've just made, I can't sleep. (TL:DR at the bottom, apologies for my catharsis)
Since I was about 13 I have wanted to be an architect and you might know that training to be... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1658729524 | 1658738110 | t3_w7h72l | t5_2to41 | 7 | messyemotionalgirl: TIFU by assuming my fiancé had locked me out, and then assuming he passed out.
This is long, there’s a TLDR at the end. So, technically this happened yesterday. It’s 2am right now and I just woke up! I work nights and I got out at 6am. My fiancé and I went to the store right after I got out to get... | 9 | 0.777778 | |
1658737652 | 1658778141 | t3_w7jegg | t5_2to41 | 8 | Christianwifenone: TIFU by visiting a Christian sex website
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Phil-McRoin: You can't wait for a wife to magically fall into your lap. You need to actively pursue a relationship. As a dude the chances of a girl approaching you first is very slim. No amount of praying will cause it to happen if you're not putting... | 11 | 0.727273 | |
1658737623 | 1658762097 | t3_w7je6o | t5_2to41 | 421 | Patient-Bid9463: TIFU by putting the music too loud while my boyfriend and I were having sex
Obligatory didn’t happen today happened a few days ago
My boyfriend (29M) and I (21F) have been going out for a little bit. We enjoy each other’s company, and have been having a great time together for the past couple of dates... | 9 | 46.777778 | |
1658744683 | 1658777050 | t3_w7lbp0 | t5_2to41 | 572 | DRHAX34: TIFU by watching Scary Movie 3 and breaking my brother's teeth
Sorry, English is not my primary language.
So, this happened a few years back, I had just watched Scary Movie 3 with my brothers and we just loved the scene where Brenda is fighting with the creature that comes out of the TV.
In that scene, Brend... | 10 | 57.2 | |
1658744999 | 1658748786 | t3_w7ley2 | t5_2to41 | -4 | DarthCamo: TIFU by revealing my conditions for suicide in front of someone in the position I described
I (19m) am working at my retail job with other coworkers I am comfortable talking in front of. I said something I was thinking about for a while, in a joking tone of voice, yet I was serious. "If I hit 26 and I am sti... | 3 | -1.333333 | |
1658745363 | 1658766647 | t3_w7liu4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU Tipping 140% to a Pizza Delivery Driver
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RepresentativeNo9110: Not a F up, you're a good person.
-Dead-Fred-: It's a copy and paste karma farming post, appears at least once a week.
RepresentativeNo9110: oh, bummer.
| 4 | 2.25 | |
1658742668 | 1658749669 | t3_w7kqr5 | t5_2to41 | 34 | Almost-a_peach: TIFU by unintentionally using my bath faucet as a neti pot
About 7 hours ago I was trying to wash and rinse dye out of my very long, thick hair. I don’t have a handheld shower head so I did the next best thing and bent down to hang my head under the running water from the bathtub faucet.
I was there f... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1658748717 | 1658752620 | t3_w7mjfe | t5_2to41 | 20 | lotusabyss: TIFU by not drying my husband PT uniform
TIFU by not drying my husband pt uniform.
Around 7:30- 7:50 ish I was gonna head to bed. The baby was put down for bed and I was tired from doing laundry all day. At 11:37pm I woke up to my husband game rage( he just cusses really loud). I reminded him how late it w... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1658749453 | 1658779646 | t3_w7msed | t5_2to41 | 26,586 | BPD-and-Lipstick: TIFU by trying buttplugs during sex
EDIT: Someone reported this post for su!cide/SH? Guess I really offended someone 😂
EDIT 2: This is a way more popular post than I thought 😂 thank you all for the awards, up votes and comments, I can't reply to everyone, so I'm at least giving you all an update an... | 14 | 1,899 | |
1658750856 | 1658830709 | t3_w7n9k8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex in complete darkness.
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SZeroSeven: That's either a UTI or an STI (Chlamydia).
Your FWB sounds like he's got Haemospermia, and it's worth him getting it checked by a doctor, especially if he's urinating blood too.
Augus12: here ya go mister doctor
https://www.practo.com/consult/am... | 6 | 2 | |
1658753926 | 1658789599 | t3_w7oc3q | t5_2to41 | 47 | sanfrez: TIFU by prioritising my horniness over my wellness
This happened today. Sorry for the mobile formatting.
I (M26) am using the account that I use to browse NSFW to post this, since no one who knows me knows about this account. This is for two reasons, 1 - to be anonymous among friends and 2 - to shame this acc... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1658759514 | 1658800448 | t3_w7qgqt | t5_2to41 | 5,467 | throwaway9742721: TIFU by accidentally outing myself at a party
Obligatory this didn't happen today but a few years ago when I was at university.
When I (M) started university I did what a majority of all single students do when they arrive at halls and download tinder.
For a couple of years before moving out I tho... | 12 | 455.583333 | |
1658761208 | 1658838677 | t3_w7r4rb | t5_2to41 | -12 | Necessary_Arm_2828: TIFU for telling my friend a girl he got pregnant is having an abortion?
I just need to get this off of my chest and know if I’m the bad one here. I just feel like if I was in this situation, I’d have wanted someone to tell me.
I (26M) have a fiancé (27F) she is currently living with my in Essex wh... | 5 | -2.4 | |
1658761941 | 1658780622 | t3_w7rfzw | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a sexual comment while on a Teams call.
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Skyyywalker215: Yeah you fucked up. Expect not to get a job offer. Hopefully you learn from this, not cool behavior regardless of whether you were on mute.
GeorgeBushIV: He can what the fuck he wants to say.
cameronward: He can, and they can al... | 11 | 5.636364 | |
1658763644 | 1658764527 | t3_w7s4wi | t5_2to41 | 15 | GlobalMemory6817: TIFU by sitting in the ladies bogie of the metro
Firstly , this might not seem like a big deal to yall but I (17M) am an introvert and huge levels of social anxiety . This incident fucked me up so bad man .
So me and my dad have come to another city due to some work and are now leaving for the airpor... | 5 | 3 | |
1658764157 | 1658818881 | t3_w7scgf | t5_2to41 | 96 | Ohheyboo2: TIFU by not knowing exactly what car my roommate drives
I got a text from my roommate panicking because she locked herself out of her car on accident and she needed to get from her first job to her second job. The locksmith guy she called told her it’ll be a wait so I decided to drive over to her so she can ... | 3 | 32 | |
1658766878 | 1658778903 | t3_w7thvd | t5_2to41 | 15 | Wulfman97: TIFU by floating the Yellowstone
Mandatory not today but yesterday.
Some friends and I had the great idea to go floating down the Yellowstone River yesterday. For those who don’t know what this means, floating is literally just going down the river in a inner tube and drinking beer having a good time. The ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1658768014 | 1658853276 | t3_w7tyx8 | t5_2to41 | 261 | xcroatiC: TIFU by lying to my grandma
TIFU by lying to my grandma
It was my mothers birthday the other day and my grandma bought a vase with flowers on her grave in promise to return the vase after the flowers wit back to the flower shop. She doesn't live in the same city as we do so she told me to pick it up since I ... | 5 | 52.2 | |
1658769810 | 1658772516 | t3_w7uqbx | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By Making It To Round 50 On Zombies.
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RicoT22: This should be on r/AmITheAsshole. And yes you are. Put down the game and be with your girl bro. She's crying. You should console her. Not tell her how you love the game. Tell her how you love her more than the game and prove it.
Benji-Banks1017: T... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1658774293 | 1658793789 | t3_w7wls1 | t5_2to41 | 12,451 | DarthMaulOpress: TIFU by using the bathroom at the water park
Yesterday my family and I (19m) went to the water park. I typically stuck with the slides but I went into the pool at some point. Well at this pool there was a diving board and I decided to do a belly flop.
Here's where the fuck up begins. As I do the flop,... | 13 | 957.769231 | |
1658778371 | 1658784124 | t3_w7yaz3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | IcyDraft1001: TIFU by being a creep for a week
I am typing this out on mobile while getting back from a 1 week vacation please excuse any errors.
I was staying in a very nice hotel for a week. During check in I noticed this girl that I thought looked very nice. Didnt really thought more about it until I saw her again a... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1658784755 | 1658822775 | t3_w80xd2 | t5_2to41 | 216 | clonekilled: TIFU by crying about the loch ness monster infront of my colleagues
For context, I (26f), live and work at a hotel in a seasonal role. I live and work with the same people, and meals are included. Every day we sit down to eat breakfast together at 10am. My manager (30f) found a book in a room which was a c... | 10 | 21.6 | |
1658785655 | 1658875735 | t3_w81agm | t5_2to41 | 9,623 | stop-sign-donut: TIFU by joking about pets having human rights
My boyfriend is very sweet, but he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. Best word I can use to describe him is "quixotic".
Anyways, when talking about his dog, he said "pets are people, too". I'm pretty sure he was just parroting back some phrase from a do... | 16 | 601.4375 | |
1658785870 | 1658874296 | t3_w81djf | t5_2to41 | 748 | doubled2319888: Tifu by installing a bidet attachment
Ever since the initial rush on toilet paper at the beginning of covid ive been thinking about getting a bidet attachment for our toilet since ive been hearing a lot of good things about them. My wife however was less enthusiastic about the idea.
For the last 2 year... | 7 | 106.857143 | |
1658784151 | 1658793279 | t3_w80oi7 | t5_2to41 | 51 | Sangwooscvmsock: TIFU by eating 2 100mg thc chocolate bars
I fucked up by eating 2 100mg edibles So this actually happened a few days ago. My boyfriend had 2 chocolate bars that he gave me. Now I know they had something special. The whole bar was 100mg of thc. I’ll tell you now I have a very LOW tolerance. Me being t... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1658786909 | 1658862944 | t3_w81skh | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by suggesting to make out when trying to apologise
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Arrow3619: > especially since he was taken
Taken at 10-11???
Complex_Suggestion26: that’s a very good point
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1658787585 | 1658824361 | t3_w822dx | t5_2to41 | 77 | thedaddydickdown: TIFU by judging my partner on how they ate a Twix bar.
I recently moved across the country to begin living with my romantic partner. It's been going great, I love spending time with their family and learning the difference in lifestyle of my new home. But that would all change abruptly, and force me t... | 5 | 15.4 | |
1658790512 | 1658793085 | t3_w83841 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFUish by tripping bad just after the midnight ofmy wedding.
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Fit_Ad_7681: Are you sure you weren't still tripping while writing this? My brain actually hurt while reading this and I may have actually had a stroke. I couldn't understand what point you were trying to convey other than you tripped ou... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1658790704 | 1658846377 | t3_w83arv | t5_2to41 | 551 | garbage_cannott: Tifu by telling the mechanic to do whatever they need to do.
Today I fucked up by telling the mechanic they can do whatever they need to do.
I’m a 22f college student. Went in this morning to get an oil change and tire rotation. My jeep is at 80,000 miles, and the guy asked if I got a maintenance che... | 15 | 36.733333 | |
1658791009 | 1658838148 | t3_w83f5r | t5_2to41 | 3 | throwaslaaaay: TIFU by snooping on my exes phone and hurting my own feelings
Today I fucked up by snooping on some of my ex partner's messages to her best friend.
My partner (mid 20s F who I'll call Amelia) and I (also mid 20s F) broke up recently because of a communication breakdown in our relationship. I won't go i... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1658796362 | 1658930671 | t3_w85emv | t5_2to41 | 10 | MrCheeseTiger123: TIFU by not putting sunscreen everywhere.
This happened 2 days ago, but I’m only feeling the consequences of it now. And oh my god, I’m feeling it. Sorry for possible improper formatting, I’m on mobile and in pain.
Two days ago, I went to the beach with a friend for the first time in a while. I had p... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1658762451 | 1658887461 | t3_w7rnhi | t5_2to41 | 67 | BoreddHuman: TIFU by getting my Bald pic of mine in the newspaper.
T\_T So, I just graduated from high school recently, the results came out 2-3 days back and I had performed fairly well in my school (in the top 5).
So, usually the schools gets the names and pics (already available with the school in their docs) of g... | 3 | 22.333333 | |
1658796631 | 1658833883 | t3_w85i4u | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my wife chlamydia
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ckb251: Does your wife know you cheat with prostitutes?
If not, and you just gave her chlamydia after hiding it for *weeks*, Id be kissing your marriage goodbye.
InflamedLiver: Seriously. While the STD is rather awful honestly the cheating thing seems like a bigge... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1658798082 | 1658801154 | t3_w860y7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by (unknowingly) asking out a 15 year old girl (I’m 28)
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lqdizzle: As a nearly thirty year old man what were you talking about that made you feel a close connection to this recent middle schooler? I’d think it would cover some context clues to give you an inkling she’s nowhere near you in any ... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1658798357 | 1658804941 | t3_w864j6 | t5_2to41 | 506 | CarefulImprovement11: Tifu by sharing the devils lettuce
Today I fudged up by sharing my devils lettuce
This legit just happened, I (27F) had a stressful 12 hour work day so with a day like today I was just ready to get home and light up.
It just so happens that my wife (we will call her Penny) had the day off and... | 5 | 101.2 | |
1658799630 | 1658849273 | t3_w86l2p | t5_2to41 | 3 | OopsIWhoopsy: TIFU by making a possibly racist natural replica of my boyfriend
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Tyranomannersex: NOT RACIST! No depiction of spear or watermelon, so nohomo, nobad
GrindingNeverStops: You don’t need watermelon for something to be racist 😂
Tyranomannersex: No, of course not. I should have added a sarcasm sign. ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1658801441 | 1658807836 | t3_w878m9 | t5_2to41 | -5 | Jynyvieve: Tifu by giving my son real handcuffs for Christmas
Obligatory not today, it was the-year-that-shall-not-be-named.
Kid was 13 at the time and had read all the I survived books, and just really liked all that survival stuff. He also really liked shooting his red rider (sp?) and pretending he was some wilder... | 7 | -0.714286 | |
1658803984 | 1658811284 | t3_w885s2 | t5_2to41 | 43 | Cheycartoongirl8: TIFU By Vomiting On My Friend
TL;DR at bottom.
So... yea... this happened today. Apologies if I don't flair this right or something. This is my first time posting. But I was telling some other friends and I decided I wanted to share this because we all had a good laugh.
Except for the friend that th... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1658806402 | 1658889276 | t3_w890bt | t5_2to41 | 22 | GamingAtheist6701: TIFU by not asking for her info
So this happened last year & I was working at an event in my area that was going to last nearly 12 hours. When I get there & meet the people I am going to be working with, I meet this shy, quiet girl who I’m paired with for the night. I start to ask her basic q... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1658807469 | 1658811854 | t3_w89dj0 | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by checking my little brother’s iPad
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Chunky-_-Monkey: What happened? A tldr recap?
Im_DuBoss: OPs little brother hid/lost his iPad. When OP found it and charged it, it synced with stuff that was deleted like a year ago, and OP had to delete nudes of his ex-gf. It synced with their mom's phone ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1658807695 | 1658963195 | t3_w89ga0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Subherzone-69: TIFU by waking up with a morning wood in front of my sister
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ellilaamamaalille: Well as a little older man I know - as also you - morning hard on is a normal thing and when you get older you will notice you might not have it every morning. When that (every morning hard on) seems to become a thin... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1658809388 | 1658860109 | t3_w8a0nr | t5_2to41 | 739 | masterhypnotizer422: TIFU By Buying a Lovense Sex Machine (NSFW)
This wasn’t necessarily today but a couple of weeks ago, I get a new job and I’m newly divorced for many reasons but mostly to do with the incompatibility with my spouse and bondage/latex/bdsm.
As I re-enter the NYC BDSM scene, finally in control of my ... | 7 | 105.571429 | |
1658813131 | 1658815162 | t3_w8b73n | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU and drank 12 shots of tequila at my friends wedding reception on an empty stomach.
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Lord_Cockwood: That's not too bad. Your friends are either unathletic or dispassionate and your girlfriend is over reacting.
TheQuantumLeap: 😂 I tend to agree, but I did tell my partner that I would no longer b... | 6 | 0.166667 | |
1658815333 | 1658816111 | t3_w8buhf | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my virginity when I wasn't ready
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FallsOnDeafEars: I mean was this unlucky, or stupid. Did you use protection to avoid getting pregnant?
pyrohydrosmok: >I mean was this unlucky, or stupid.
Neither and both. They're fertile humans doing what fertile humans do. Mazel Tov! You're abl... | 3 | -1 | |
1658816464 | 1658817140 | t3_w8c5xn | t5_2to41 | 12 | juliankimchi: TIFU by drinking 5 shots of tequila to get the Wi-Fi password
Obligatory, this did not happen today but about 4 years ago. I happened to be reminded of this story because of a FU I just read in the “New” section.
So about 4 years ago, I went to stay at a vacation home over the weekend in Palm Springs. Th... | 3 | 4 | |
1658816044 | 1660299836 | t3_w8c1j9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | thekinkyquietgirl: TIFU by chewing on a pen
This happened when I was still doing remote learning and we had just gotten a break so I figured what better way to spend it than chewing on a pen while reading. Biggest mistake ever. I got up to get something while still chewing on my pen. While I was walking back to my ro... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1658786332 | 1658829592 | t3_w81k0t | t5_2to41 | 12 | Huntyy77: TIFU by sharing how I was conceived with my year 8 form class.
So, this is actually a FU that has several stages. And stage 1 happened about 12 years ago. Also, for any US readers who aren’t familiar with what ‘year 8’ is, it’s when I was about 14 at school.
The first part of the FU I actually don’t remember... | 3 | 4 | |
1658820120 | 1658884013 | t3_w8d7dr | t5_2to41 | 413 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my bf fanart
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unsatisfeels: What is ship art
Safe_Ad_9794: fanart of two characters in a romantic relationship
MaygarRodub: What's the 'ship' part refer to?
SacredSpirit123: Short for Relationship
MaygarRodub: Thank you
SacredSpirit123: No prob. When you hear someone describe themsel... | 12 | 34.416667 | |
1658822180 | 1658824513 | t3_w8di6m | t5_2to41 | 10 | InstallWizard: Ha that's just nasty. When he was banging chicks you where in kindergarten lol good luck
hibiscusflobackup: yes. he was banging chicks at 12
New_Hawaialawan: Wait, the dude is 30?
hibiscusflobackup: no? Hes 8 years older than me. Kindergarten I was 4..?
New_Hawaialawan: What’s the oldest guy you dated?
h... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1658822380 | 1658824514 | t3_w8dsxl | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a social media stalker
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Deep_Scope: Yall are putting way too much energy on this. Shit happens. If she's such a good friend, she would never think that you would be trying to make a move.
Moonlight_b_a_e: I agree with you and if the situation was reversed I actually wouldn’t think anyt... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1658821383 | 1658823877 | t3_w8djii | t5_2to41 | 15 | donfuria: TIFU by cheaping out on PPE
Okay so, I just moved into a new apartment and there’s a blue wall that requires some work before I can repaint.
After applying a generous amount of stucco I’m currently in the sanding stage and as luck would have it there’s a tiny hardware store across the street. I inquired abou... | 3 | 5 | |
1658820981 | 1658829854 | t3_w8dfou | t5_2to41 | 47 | Jxsten: TIFU by buying more ram
Yesterday, I saw I only had 16 gigabytes of memory installed on my PC. I haven't touched my ram in about a year so I haven't cared to look. I noticed some of my games were using ALL of it, so I decided to buy 16 more gigabytes of ram off of amazon. Same day shipping, got it delivered dur... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1658826883 | 1658840908 | t3_w8f075 | t5_2to41 | 2,185 | SpecificSpecial: TIFU by spraying shower water inside my penis
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RelativeSituation773: were you still horny after that?
EntertainerBoring641: I bet he did. In my experience I burnt my dick in boiling hot water and still was horny when I was 15
boblO9: Story?
Denominax: youve never boiled a hotdog?
cdett11: Best... | 7 | 312.142857 | |
1658824313 | 1660172804 | t3_w8ebm4 | t5_2to41 | 1 | laauurenx3: TIFU by trying Delta 8 edibles
Obligatory didn’t happen today- but last week. I’m also on mobile so sorry for the formatting.
I visited my local headshop to try and find some Delta 8 to see if it could help with my insomnia. OTC medications and the ones i’ve been prescribed don’t work well with me, and i ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1658838179 | 1658856794 | t3_w8ie2e | t5_2to41 | 14 | Fairyhaven13: TIFU by not understanding what spiciness actually tasted like.
TIFU by not understanding what spiciness actually tasted like.
This was kind of a gradual recent realization.
I always saw those allergy posts (i.e. thinking tomatoes and peanut butter are spicy) were funny because spiciness is such a disti... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1658842029 | 1658852825 | t3_w8jsod | t5_2to41 | 770 | romulan1231: TIFU by accidentally ripping out my IUD during sex and putting off the emergency room
Howdy, this happened yesterday, evidently I didn’t have time to write something on here 😂
Me and my boyfriend were having sex yesterday morning before going to work, he has a Prince Albert piercing, this is a penis pier... | 9 | 85.555556 | |
1658843768 | 1659001798 | t3_w8kg3e | t5_2to41 | 39 | jamhamster: TIFU by cleaning my windows too well. (AKA Suffering from Success)
Obligatory, not today but the events started last Wednesday.
I thought it would be nice to take a day off and chill as work has been a bit bonkers. To earn some brownie points, I thought I’d clean the windows and the doors in the conservato... | 7 | 5.571429 | |
1658844288 | 1658900503 | t3_w8knt1 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by fainting at a funeral and making my entire extended family think I have an ED
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lookaroundewe: So...maybe clarify ED to be "eating disorder" versus how HIMS makes all their money.
lucifermorningstar7: Couldn’t understand why OP was fainting from Erectile Dysfunction
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1658846366 | 1658903268 | t3_w8lhnw | t5_2to41 | 251 | Neiyhj: TIFU by shoving a needle in my penis.
Sooo... I've always been a very adventurous guy, trying new things and experimenting. Well, this time I've gone too far, it seems. This happened yesterday, but I couldn't write about it then.
Dumb me decides to finally try this CBT thing I've seen in pornos, so I bought a ... | 5 | 50.2 | |
1658846856 | 1658886811 | t3_w8lomk | t5_2to41 | 229 | keso666: TIFU by being too horny in the morning.
So this happened this winter at my in-laws place.
Me and my girlfriend was visiting her parents in our hometown for a couple of days. Small three story house where you can basically hear anything going on inside the house so being intimate was very difficult. We we're a... | 4 | 57.25 | |
1658847475 | 1658983469 | t3_w8lx9f | t5_2to41 | 30,500 | doubtlessmedusa: TIFU by talking about sex with a patient (NSFW)
This was a few hours ago and I'm still embarrassed. I (26F) am a home health nurse and I work with a (17M) patient that is mentally challenged. He is very high functioning but has the mental capacity of about an 8 year old.
Anyway this patient is very fix... | 16 | 1,906.25 | |
1658847167 | 1658931524 | t3_w8lsux | t5_2to41 | 16,841 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my friend to tie my bikini top 19F (not what you think)
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LPPrince: I read Bikini Bottom and am trying very hard to not begin singing the opening to SpongeBob SquarePants
Bike_Chain_96: Arrrrrrrrrrrrre you ready, kids?!
Magnaflux_88: None of the kids were ready for this
Bike_Chain_96: ... | 19 | 886.368421 | |
1658849344 | 1658852296 | t3_w8mp22 | t5_2to41 | 31 | gianthooverpig: TIFU by trying to learn about roofing
Yesterday, I was trying to understand the process of how to flash around penetrations in a membrane roof, like when you put in a piece of HVAC equipment. Flashing is the waterproofing that you put around joints to ensure that water runs off rather than gets into the... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1658850125 | 1658860855 | t3_w8n0mu | t5_2to41 | 23 | throwaway07262022: TIFU by letting a mentally disabled girl try on my headphones at school
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BloodLust2321: ayo what's wrong with the people calling you two a cute couple
adhalliday22: The sexual assault? Doofus!
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1658852647 | 1658856534 | t3_w8o2x4 | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my gf why she doesn’t like giving blowjobs
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corkedcoffeemug: dont matter how big the ex was
*theyre the* ***ex***
dotallydotes: EXtremley hung!
corkedcoffeemug: stop taking away from my message >:(
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