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1658855635 | 1658927102 | t3_w8pb5y | t5_2to41 | 44 | Xx_FapMaster_xX: TIFU by sack tapping my friend
When I was 13 (m) there was this trend going round to sack tap your mates randomly out of nowhere, then follow it up by loudly blurting out SACK TAP. To this day I have no idea how or why this caught on, but it did and here we are.
I was having a lunch BBQ thing at my ho... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1658857422 | 1658900115 | t3_w8q2d6 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my boss think am gay.
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PracticeAsleep: And now you know why I don't send dic pics to ANYONE!!!
newkingasour: Well, it'd be nice to have the stories to tell....
PracticeAsleep: I got lots of stories. I let words paint the pictures. But if you insist on sending Pics do not expect this t... | 8 | 3.875 | |
1658850032 | 1658858562 | t3_w8mz92 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Hangry_Mister_Monkey: TIFU by scraping my mothers car whilst pulling into my parents driveway.
So what happened was the following:
I just came out of class and was excited to get my 3rd drive, so I hop on into the car as my mother wants me to practice pulling into their driveway, so all goes well and we reach the hou... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1658859408 | 1658864908 | t3_w8qn3f | t5_2to41 | 9 | chaos021: Yes, it is. I have friends I've known since I was in 5th grade. Even the huggers in our friend group would find this odd. But y'all do what you do.
Connlagh: Your friend group dynamic isn't the de facto right one.
I don't see the problem people have with OP
chaos021: Duh. I already said that. OP trying t... | 13 | 0.692308 | |
1658859281 | 1658862096 | t3_w8quo0 | t5_2to41 | 19 | InternetStrang3r: TIFU by visiting a gore sub
Well I clicked a link to the r/eyeblech sub and by god do I regret it. It’s just like the live leak videos my mate showed me years ago of a poor lady getting cut in half but even more gruesome.
I watched a few videos for some reason; realistically a donkey getting hit by a... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1658859388 | 1658866493 | t3_w8qw9z | t5_2to41 | 26 | hifromplanetearth: TIFU - kayaking is hard
My friends are ok. Some of them are a little brighter than others, but not always by much. Or by enough, rather, to have helped me in this situation.
We were all excited to go on this kayaking adventure together but we didn’t put safety first 🙄
To get a kayak in water, it... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1658861961 | 1659076417 | t3_w8ry1r | t5_2to41 | 2,312 | idk_yael_ig: TIFU by mentioning I was Jewish online
So I (14f) don’t usually use social media platform like TikTok, instagram, and etc. A friend of mine recently told me to get discord though, and added me to a large server with dozens of random people whom I didn’t know. Most said they were my age or a bit older, ... | 12 | 192.666667 | |
1658863207 | 1658863751 | t3_w8sgz9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU because my relationship is over for dabbing.
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Hieroglphkz: SIX!
BillBearBaggins: This only makes it warm, fuzzy and worth it
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1658865561 | 1658868948 | t3_w8tfdp | t5_2to41 | 21 | ryanocerous92: TIFU by moving my appointment.
This fuck up actually happened today, or yesterday depending on how you look at it. Me and my soon to be wife are getting married next month (hopefully), and in the UK you have to give a notice 29 days before the date of your wedding.
Our previous appointment on the 27th ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1658868228 | 1658870776 | t3_w8ujzg | t5_2to41 | 9 | Silvarys_edit: TIFU by telling my bf I cut myself
Sorry for formatting, am on mobile. Also tw for self-harm.
I live with my boyfriend of almost 3 years, we’re both 24. He met me while I was in therapy and knows I have depression.
I am currently looking for a new therapist but haven’t had any luck yet. Even though I... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1658870348 | 1658871009 | t3_w8vfgn | t5_2to41 | 29 | tifu_throwaway555: TIFU by possibly destroying my relationship with my best friend
Throwaway because reasons. This happened this past weekend. I went to visit my (M) best friend (F) over the weekend for my birthday. We've been friends for a long time (around 6 years now) and she is by far my favourite person in the wor... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1658870491 | 1658938831 | t3_w8vhnq | t5_2to41 | 31 | hoeseph_stalin_: TIFU by having my brother receive my suspiciously labelled parcel
So I ordered a blush (make-up product) sample from a small Instagram shop a few weeks ago which was to be delivered today.
Unfortunately I was at my aunt's,attending her death anniversary when I got a phone call from the delivery man.I... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1658874594 | 1658922523 | t3_w8x65s | t5_2to41 | 375 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to prank my sister
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koozy407: Oh no my dude, you were not FORCED to listen, you chose to. Gross.
stainedredhands: even if i “chose” its not like i actually wanted to or enjoyed it
koozy407: Why would you choose to listen to your sister having sex?
Successful-Drive-773: It's not like h... | 19 | 19.736842 | |
1658883915 | 1658956884 | t3_w90q51 | t5_2to41 | 238 | Kadiss: TIFU I just started a new job and tested positive for covid 19.
I’m not sure if this is really a valid TIFU, but here i go. I'm just not feeling very well and some relatives wanted me to take one of those ¡Health tests to make sure it wasn't covid. And the thing popped up positive pretty much immediately. I wen... | 10 | 23.8 | |
1658884093 | 1658885777 | t3_w90sg1 | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a threesome
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ExtremePast: Good copypasta. Read this same story on here months ago.
Nexus772B: Yup - wife and I thought the same. Even found the one we read 6 months ago [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rvekhk/tifu_by_having_a_threesome_with_my_girlfriend_and/?utm_medium=a... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1658887001 | 1658938788 | t3_w91u0k | t5_2to41 | 331 | throwaway1283947: TIFU by not closing my GF’s door
This one seems pretty self explanatory. My girlfriend and I were watching a movie just enjoying our time together when things began to get a little bit spicy. One thing to another and I am doing a little bit of hand work under the covers. Mid way through my mission I a... | 11 | 30.090909 | |
1658884650 | 1659001337 | t3_w90zot | t5_2to41 | 87 | unoriginal707: TIFU by Using Air Freshener Infused Toilet Paper
This entire story is a little bit TMI but thinking back on it, it’s kinda funny. So I had to go to the bathroom while I was at work. I noticed that we were out of the big rolls of toilet paper that go in our holder on the wall, and instead had a normal lit... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1658888663 | 1658890836 | t3_w92gdd | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by jerking of in my sleep.
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my__name__is: >a girl (16m)
How mysterious.
Jazzlike_Reaction_43: ??
comingled: The (16m) is the part they're confused about. You said girl, not 16 year old male
Jazzlike_Reaction_43: ahh makes sense thanks for the help
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1658893807 | 1658895787 | t3_w9490a | t5_2to41 | 4 | TARTSII: TIFU by taking 1600mg of ibuprofen
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MorelikeRPClipsGTGAY: Sounds like you got something going on other than the ibuprofen.
TARTSII: Oh no
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1658891916 | 1658915181 | t3_w93m8f | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: tifu by shitting my pants for some free pot
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Dan300up: What a story…I feel for you. At least you kind of made it home. I had a friend who had been having problems with his bowels, but ended up having an opportunity to have a fancy dinner date and a train ride with a girl from work he really liked. T... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1658895566 | 1658899204 | t3_w94ugu | t5_2to41 | 85 | sing_a_rainbow: TIFU by booking my dream vacation through Agoda
I booked a hotel in Okinawa through Agoda. The hotel switched owners and began a renovation after I booked, but they didn't inform me.
As such, there are none of the promised amenities here - not even hot water! There are ants breeding in the bathroom. Th... | 6 | 14.166667 | |
1658894049 | 1658901612 | t3_w94buo | t5_2to41 | 3 | Speeritual: TIFU by engaging with a pretty girl.
I 15 male, am on vacation in a pretty packed tourist destination. It’s our last day at this hotel so we’re sitting by the pool. I’ve been left alone and have been exchanging glances with a pretty girl in the pool who was a little older than me. She comes up to me and ask... | 3 | 1 | |
1658890968 | 1658917443 | t3_w93a8i | t5_2to41 | 53 | Alainadoeslife: TIFU by breaking my car’s bumper cover clips
So today I (27NB) decided that I was gonna go to the farmer’s market in the next town over. The area that this is in is a busy neighborhood, and trying to find parking when an event like this is going on is a headache. I drove around for a while and FINALLY f... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1658899303 | 1658904171 | t3_w961ew | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU I thought kids these days knew what fuck buddies are
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nsmith0723: Yeah I would be pretty upset if an intimate partner was loaded up with spunk from someone else and had me unknowingly eating it. Pretty god damn nasty if you ask me just getting it as a suprise. That lifestyle is way to damn comp... | 10 | 2.2 | |
1658893639 | 1659067994 | t3_w94734 | t5_2to41 | 4 | MCM_nut: TIFU by making QR codes
This started a little less than 2 weeks ago. I was making marketing materials for my business and decided to use QR codes. So, like anybody else, I Googled something like "QR code generator free." I click the first site that pops up. Looks legit, create an account for free, make my ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1658901016 | 1658902083 | t3_w96k0c | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating a lot of beef
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hills_for_breakfast: This is really just a “TIAALOB”. Maybe tomorrow it will be a “TIFU” (with the obligatory “didn’t actually happen today”)?
gymshorts2tight: “Today I accidentally ate lots of beef?”
hills_for_breakfast: Yes. That’s a thing, right?
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1658903919 | 1658904625 | t3_w97e8a | t5_2to41 | 16 | throwaway10120002111: TIFU A roomie[18M] just caught me[19M] "enjoying my quite time alone".
As the title suggest, this happens an hour ago. Usually, I thought he went out with the others, I would never quite anticipated that he will came back (he and I are sharing the same bedroom), I didn't have time to pulled up by ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1658902417 | 1658908351 | t3_w96z61 | t5_2to41 | 1 | BrilliantHungry0: TIFU by putting myself in danger knowingly because I underestimated the situation
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generic-username0000: "Do you know the way to Bells Canyon?"
BrilliantHungry0: No?
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1658904282 | 1658967319 | t3_w97htn | t5_2to41 | 19,293 | lyscope: TIFU by refusing to give tea to a Chinese senator
I got a job at a fine dining sushi restaurant as what I hoped would be a casual summer job. Today in particular we closed at 10pm however this one particular table was still sitting around at 10:45pm with no intentions to leave soon and I just wanted to go home... | 14 | 1,378.071429 | |
1658907322 | 1658945203 | t3_w98c2a | t5_2to41 | 2,623 | EnvironmentalDig9431: TIFU by falling for the girl I rejected
Ok so a little back story, I (15m) met this girl, we call her T. T (15f) and I met at a movie night at our school through a mutual friend. The first time I saw her all I could think of is "who is this and how have I never seen her before" she was (and still ... | 10 | 262.3 | |
1658907729 | 1658916829 | t3_w98fzw | t5_2to41 | 8 | sunnysparklesmile: TIFU by not going to a doctor sooner and now I'm laying an egg
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RudeSprinkles1240: "One of those little tubes in?"
I'm sorry. I really have no clue what you're talking about. Could you please elaborate?
sunnysparklesmile: Single dose anti fungal cream tube!
MoonageDayscream: Where exactly ... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1658908706 | 1658927856 | t3_w98p3r | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a guy his dad was basically an A-hole
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joescott2176: Cut your losses and move on. No one needs to deal with that kind of parent in a relationship.
Ijoinedtolaugh: Oh he's not my boyfriend. He's just a guy I met amd was really looking forward to spending time with. I found out that he... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1658912959 | 1658917523 | t3_w99tmt | t5_2to41 | -5 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with my best friend
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IsaacQqch: It's not your fault.
You are single, he's with someone. He's the one who is wrong.
You're not the shitty person, he's.
You deserve better.
haydevrz: This. He is the one who should be setting boundaries and respecting his relationship. Of course you de... | 4 | -1.25 | |
1658921027 | 1658925107 | t3_w9c5e1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU eating unknown pills at school
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technicolored_dreams: Tldr: there's advice and some good websites at the bottom that will give you enough knowledge so you have no excuse to ever take another mystery pill. There's also a whole lot of warnings from someone with extensive recreational drug experie... | 3 | 3 | |
1658920571 | 1658995133 | t3_w9c04t | t5_2to41 | 12 | Waving_Home: TIFU by sending a female friend a song
So this all started last night when my girlfriend took me to a concert. She had bought tickets since we both have one cheesy song we absolutely love from this guy and apparently the tickets were cheap so she figured, why the hell not. The concert turned out to be amaz... | 4 | 3 | |
1658925477 | 1658925726 | t3_w9dogd | t5_2to41 | 0 | domskii_uhh: TIFU BY FUCKING MY BEST FRIENDS MOM
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justhappytobeheretbh: r/TIHI
domskii_uhh: No worries
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1658926737 | 1658927127 | t3_w9e4ld | t5_2to41 | -27 | thepureuser: TIFU by letting my brother's wife cheat on him with me
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Maleficent-Sundae264: How could you do this to your own brother? You're a home wrecker. And family wrecker too. You need to be honest with him asap. You destroyed his life.
thepureuser: He doesn't know yet
Maleficent-Sundae264: Tell him ASAP.... | 6 | -4.5 | |
1658926839 | 1658929029 | t3_w9e69f | t5_2to41 | 50 | Wiggly_tomato: TIFU by my gf and her mother nearly dying after I caught her cheating
(TW) The caption can be misleading so let me explain the backstory:
Not too comfy going into detail but here's the rundown, Me and my gf (both 14+ & under 18 but same age) have been dating for 17 months. l'm very close with her fa... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1658926360 | 1659010171 | t3_w9dzv0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by failing a very light bench.
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waffleiron-man: I think most people have lifted to failure. when lifting without a spotter don't put collars on bar so you can tip the bar and drop off weights. Learn to do roll of shame to get bar off you hurts like a bitch but beats dieing.
iNJae99: Second this... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1658929385 | 1658929747 | t3_w9f4yf | t5_2to41 | 27 | New_Bag_3428: TIFU by trying golf for the first time.
First ever post, happened yesterday.
Sorry for format issues, written on my phone.
My best friend (28 M) called me (29 M) up about a week ago to go golfing. We set up a tee time for 5pm after work yesterday. I’m all excited because I’ve gone to the range a bunch (r... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1658928820 | 1658944356 | t3_w9exau | t5_2to41 | 147 | TheWorstTypo: TIFU when I thought I won over a difficult exec and then insulted him.
I’ve been at this job for almost 5 months. Great job with a really good and well known company
Im an HRBP Director so as usual I have to spend a great deal of time building relationships, showing value, demonstrating I know how busine... | 7 | 21 | |
1658932221 | 1658942391 | t3_w9g9tl | t5_2to41 | 11 | OppositeInner6794: TIFU by getting mad at the girl I'm in love with
she hasn't spoken with me all day today, and I'm scared she's never going to speak with me again.
we had been friends off and on for about a year, and every time we started up talking again it was for longer and we seemed closer, until finally I fell ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1658932749 | 1658998625 | t3_w9ghcj | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading my bfs old messages
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Level-Candidate-5821: Okay, I have some questions because I see some HUGE red flags. - And for background, I used to be a volunteer in a prison working with Sexual Offenders. First - does he have an age preference?
2nd - Were you about the same age as the girls ... | 5 | 12 | |
1658938158 | 1660604751 | t3_w9iqby | t5_2to41 | 9,158 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my boss a RedBull
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JuicySecret56: Wow sometimes people with adhd calm down with a Red Bull or monster, it can put them to sleep
ETA: I never expected so many responses to this 😂. I know everyone is different and reacts differently to caffeine or any stimulant
PyroTechniac: Caffeine ... | 12 | 763.166667 | |
1658938155 | 1659128447 | t3_w9iqak | t5_2to41 | 1,574 | Stalkerbob123: TIFU by telling my boyfriend I don’t want him to be happy
So my boyfriend and I have been living together for over a year and regularly remind each other that we care a lot about each other and each others happiness.
I’m one of those people who will swap letters of different words while talking. The mo... | 7 | 224.857143 | |
1658938820 | 1658940881 | t3_w9j0mg | t5_2to41 | 138 | ardamayne: TIFU by powdering my balls
This happened a while ago, but recent life events necessitated this be made public.
We all know that bathroom cabinets contain hazards, and I'm not talking about cleaning chemicals. We've all gotten shampoo in our eye, we all know conditioner is slippery as greased ice on a tile ... | 3 | 46 | |
1658940357 | 1658973554 | t3_w9jnlw | t5_2to41 | 32 | CharmingReply6928: TIFU never touching my ass again 😭
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Seeksp: Glad to know OPs mom is F. Important detail.
VirtualDeliverance: These days you can't assume anything.
ZirePhiinix: But if his Mom is M then just call him (her?) Dad instead?
Or are we going to argue for ultimate equality and both men and women ... | 4 | 8 | |
1658941184 | 1659038989 | t3_w9jzxc | t5_2to41 | 193 | cantSleepalready: TIFU by believing the mostly positive reviews on google
So my dog got sick like 2 months ago. She had to make blood test for everything. That´s when it came out, she had some kidney problems and other stuff going on. I had to give her a diet for 4 weeks and then come in to make another blood test for ... | 8 | 24.125 | |
1658944257 | 1658949028 | t3_w9l9co | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU befriending my SO's stalker.
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StumpNuts: She sent you photos of her getting gangbanged and you were still checking on her cats?
Dude...
cyankitten: I’m REALLY REALLY confused about the gangbanging part. BIG time. Like was it photos of her naked - or in underwear/half naked with a bunch of gu... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1658947336 | 1659017214 | t3_w9micy | t5_2to41 | 61 | Kay-cen: TIFU by letting my niece join us drink alcohol
I am 22 female and my niece is 18 female. I have friends that I had know since I was a kid and we all do well and never had a major fight. We always hangout and play random boardgames or tabletop rpgs, so I could say we are a bit of a nerd. Sometimes we would drin... | 3 | 20.333333 | |
1658949164 | 1659039621 | t3_w9n8se | t5_2to41 | 38,882 | Any-Hold5655: TIFU by using boiled eggs to masturbate
This just happened now.
I never thought I'd have to post anything like this, but here we are.
For obvious reasons, I can't tell this to anyone I know, so you're the poor souls to read this.
About two hours ago, I got horny and had the glorious idea... | 15 | 2,592.133333 | |
1658951219 | 1658972260 | t3_w9o2jj | t5_2to41 | 14 | TheBattleFaze: TIFU by giving my immunocompromised mom Covid
Found out just a few mins ago:
I live with my parents, largely because my mom is in bad health and needs my support.
Since Covid came around, I've been very careful. I stopped going out almost entirely for 2 years. My mom is immunocompromised and the last t... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1658951216 | 1658953796 | t3_w9o2id | t5_2to41 | 0 | Real-Composer-6119: TIFU BY GIVING MY FRIEND MY NUMBER
The other day A friend dmed me on instagram asking for my number. I gave it to her because we spoke about it a while back so she could text me the directions to somewhere. I never gave it to her because it was broken when she asked ( i haven't had my phone since... | 3 | 0 | |
1658956353 | 1659028943 | t3_w9q5o3 | t5_2to41 | 35 | Administrative_Bus34: TIFU by getting a girlfriend
I have a boyfriend. He was cool with me dating and hanging out with this girl, but we didn't talk much about it before.
We (me and the gf) have been dating for a while, it's a platonic relationship, and she wants to date multiple girls not just me. I plan on getting a ... | 5 | 7 | |
1658956827 | 1658974294 | t3_w9qctn | t5_2to41 | 602 | luckycharms_889: TIFU - My mum sent pictures of her vaginal prolapse to a florist..
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niobiumnnul: Can I borrow your mum to send a complaint to Chase?
luckycharms_889: Mate, just take her off my hands.
Smellzlikefish: I'd like her to help me cancel my subscription to Comcast if she's available.
DisposableTires:... | 5 | 120.4 | |
1658959431 | 1658960984 | t3_w9rfd1 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a redditor's profile and finding out what sub he frequents.
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nataskirk: I had a lady try to me me look sexist for saying that she should have a job if she wanted to complain about her husband making all the income in the house. She said she didn't have enough time "with taking care ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1658960473 | 1659042982 | t3_w9rv5w | t5_2to41 | 2,595 | loverofshawarma: TIFU by telling my nephew that rubbing my bald head would make him lucky.
I like to keep my head shaved. My hair started thinning out young and I took the plunge. Always thought i looked better bald. My nephew and niece like rubbing my bald head over when I get it freshly shaved. I love making up stori... | 13 | 199.615385 | |
1658952846 | 1658962297 | t3_w9oqf5 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Taffy-Jones-PI: TIFU by adding memes to a work email
Context before we get started. We have a board that meets quarterly and we get them food so they aren't hungry. This time around they got fried food including chicken tenders and nuggets. If there are any leftovers, we are free to have them the following day.
So we ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1658967320 | 1659033834 | t3_w9ujp8 | t5_2to41 | 39 | apenas_cansada8722: TIFU by swallowing pills without water and almost dying of asfixiation
Yeah, that happened. Never thought I would suffocate because of a tiny pill, but here we are. I was lazy and thought I didn't need a cup of water to swallow that motherfucker, since I take meds every single day and have done it b... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1658969562 | 1658979066 | t3_w9vdel | t5_2to41 | 18 | burst_neon: TIFU by standing outside my neighbor's door at 11:30 pm
This happened last night and I guess also today.
So, we have a nice and very friendly cat named Star who loves to travel around the neighborhood. He often frequents others backyards and most people love him. He's got a collar which tracks where he ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1658971792 | 1659030726 | t3_w9w76a | t5_2to41 | 20 | idek7654321: TIFU by making oatmeal
Past Me wanted to be cute and store pantry staples in beautiful glass jars. Past Me stuck everything in jars but never got around to adding the equally cute chalkboard labels. It’s fine, I can tell rice from lentils from almonds, whatever, who cares.
Today I went to cook dinner and ... | 4 | 5 | |
1658974655 | 1658974979 | t3_w9x8hl | t5_2to41 | 8 | Turtle19dan: TIFU by telling my aunts best friend iI love her
This happened Monday. My aunt and her friend have known each other since they were in diapers. I've know her all my life and she's the mother of one of my cousins but she isn't blood related. Everything was cool then a couple months ago, she kept inviting me... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1658977711 | 1658978834 | t3_w9ybx2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by using biofreeze spray on my hands
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Babuey19: The real fuck up was the unnecessary announcement about breakdancing ju-jitsu.
Lexluthor88: Lmao I mean he used to be a breakdancer years ago, and jui-jitsu was recently this year. Lol lots of sore body parts.
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1658978146 | 1659046231 | t3_w9yhac | t5_2to41 | 5 | LadyManchineel: TIFU by not checking my email frequently enough.
Im writing this while on ambien so we will see how it goes.
I graduated college in May and I’ve been looking for a job ever since. There were some maybes but none of them worked out. Most were straight up rejections. I’m starting to worry because the s... | 5 | 1 | |
1658979224 | 1658983106 | t3_w9yuoz | t5_2to41 | 11 | Redgiantbutimshort77: TIFU by not thinking about college enough
I (15m) have been staying with my uncle for the past two weeks. I do this every summer, except for last year because he got a new job and had to find a different place to live.
Last week he asked me if I know what I want to study in college and do for a j... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1658979587 | 1659305240 | t3_w9yz6f | t5_2to41 | 43 | RideRegular: TIFU by using my school account by accident
This actually happened quite a while ago but I just feel to need to tell Reddit. In about grade 7 I was in the stage of life when hormones started to kick in and I enjoyed pleasuring myself. A lot of the time I would be doing some school work on my computer when ... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1658983760 | 1659051967 | t3_wa0crq | t5_2to41 | 548 | [deleted]: TIFU by “selling” nudes to another Redditor
Some guy slide into my DMs offering a lot of money in exchange for explicit photos. We agreed to have them sent via Snapchat, and before receiving payment he required I have an “initial photo session”. In hind sight, my dumb ass should have asked for money up front... | 7 | 78.285714 | |
1658986977 | 1659089506 | t3_wa1d25 | t5_2to41 | 4,730 | thisissomerandom: TIFU I secretly dated a girl and my parents found out (17f)
This was a while ago but still effects me to this day.
Two and a half years ago (sophomore year), I dated a girl without telling my parents because I was to scared to tell them I was gay (they are hardcore republicans). It was my first rela... | 11 | 430 | |
1658984422 | 1659078805 | t3_wa0k9x | t5_2to41 | 161 | Muted-Ad-6567: TIFU listening to Smooth Rest Cafe at a friends house
I (M22) was hanging at friends house for a small barbecue, my friends were having a conversation that I wasn’t really interested in so I put in my earbuds and listened to music while I ate. I knocked my headphones out of the jack and at half volume my... | 12 | 13.416667 | |
1658989424 | 1659013267 | t3_wa230m | t5_2to41 | 11,418 | genos92: TIFU by using Stripe as a payment processor for my small business.
I used Stripe for about a year to run a small cell phone store in Denver, CO area. In the case of my business, I never had an issue processing my small payments for cell phones, ranging from a couple hundred dollars up to $1000. All of a sudde... | 11 | 1,038 | |
1658994930 | 1658997332 | t3_wa3nuo | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU; A simple misunderstanding about the terms of my student loan is likely to run my family financially aground.
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iPaintButts: The US is one big scam, and you're a victim as soon as you're born there. I'm so very sorry. I hope you find some kind of loophole or some way out of this. Best of luck
to... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1658997010 | 1659032879 | t3_wa492i | t5_2to41 | 43 | 14tanhands: TIFU by having a threeway
Recently got into an open relationship with fuck buddy of a couple years and decided to have a threeway. We're fairly kinky and have sex with other people and are quite open about it, but are numero uno for each other. We hang out, drink, have a lot of very hot sex and generally ha... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1659003601 | 1659004306 | t3_wa649o | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by Getting in the shower with my wife.
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Mewannafok: Your body, your choice?
bcash101: Just like she can choose to never have sex with him again. Her body, her choice.
SalleighG: Exactly. Choices come with consequences.
| 4 | 10 | |
1659008167 | 1659067158 | t3_wa7k0o | t5_2to41 | 629 | Razor590: TIFU ordered sketchy stuff and the dog blew my cover
Mandatory this literally just happened.
Ok so first of all I have to explain my current living situation. I’m a lodger with a family, and we’re very well integrated and what not. However we’re all very restrictive in terms of naughty stuff due to our relig... | 5 | 125.8 | |
1659011586 | 1659011986 | t3_wa8r78 | t5_2to41 | 0 | Enchanto10: TIFU by sitting in the wrong seat in the car
Me and mum flew to New Zealand for a holiday several years ago. I was 11 at the time and it was my first time overseas and we were being hosted by one of mum's friends which she went to school with.
We met my mum's friend at the airport along with her 9 year old... | 3 | 0 | |
1659010929 | 1659016714 | t3_wa8ir5 | t5_2to41 | 29 | MrPelham: TIFU by overdosing Magnesium
This actually happened over the course of the past couple weeks with the realization yesterday.
So I am a fairly big guy (5'11/225lbs - bodybuilder build) I've been training for over 20 years competitively in both bodybuilding and powerlifting so I am usually in tuned with my hea... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1659012698 | 1659021033 | t3_wa95i2 | t5_2to41 | 590 | ThatRandomDev: TIFU by not wearing a shirt all day
Obligatory, the actual fuckup happened a few weeks ago, but the pain only just ended last night. This also mostly happened because I refused to admit I was wrong until it was to late
I was on a ward campout at a lake. We did boating, kayaking, fishing, swimming, all ... | 7 | 84.285714 | |
1659013953 | 1659049700 | t3_wa9mo5 | t5_2to41 | 34,032 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my sister’s wedding dress
I (16f) had a small gathering of 10 people over at my house last night while my sister was out the whole day. (She’s 24; foster kinship.) Someone brought alcohol, things got kind of out of control, and one of my highly intoxicated friends put on my sister’s wedding ... | 17 | 2,001.882353 | |
1659017150 | 1659020554 | t3_waavlj | t5_2to41 | 12 | CrazySticker20: TIFU by crashing company car
I 19m got my drivers license last year. Since then i loved driving cars. I bought my first (2007 ford fiesta) car which broke down after 3 months (i have had it checked on the internet and at the mechanics shop and all seemed to be ok, it wasnt). Later that year I sold th... | 3 | 4 | |
1659016478 | 1659031392 | t3_waalo9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Emeri5: TIFU by meeting with a new MAJOR customer, an Italian Family from New York, and accidentally asking the VP if the owner of the company was the Mom…
Ya so. She wasn’t his mom. She was his wife. How I could have possibly messed this up any worse, I don’t know. Literally as I met her and shook her hand I asked ... | 3 | 2 | |
1659020781 | 1659111162 | t3_wacc6w | t5_2to41 | 172 | Frequent_Chemist4032: TIFU by being horny.
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Crookedhorn112: get yourself some aloe-vera skin lotion. go into the bathroom. slather it on your junk then put on some soft cotton underpants. leave your dingus alone for a couple of days and you'll be fine. finally, dial it back a bit junior. Try to be a little l... | 7 | 24.571429 | |
1659021362 | 1659025929 | t3_wacksr | t5_2to41 | 57 | JadedDreamer22: TIFU by forgetting what I had in my carry on
Okay so this didn’t happen today. This happened in 2019. Right before covid hit. I was in a long distance relationship with a guy who lived in New York. I would often fly back and fourth between home and visiting him. One time when I went down to see him he t... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1659023013 | 1659042827 | t3_wad8qu | t5_2to41 | 23 | bladestorm1745: TIFU didn’t get a dudes number
Happened yesterday, this summer I’m working at my dads auto shop and I was mowing the lawn.
Now as I’m mowing, the owner of the land next to ours walked over to me and I thought he was gonna give me shit for some reason.
Turns out he was asking if I was contractor, now I... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1659026841 | 1659038487 | t3_waetw1 | t5_2to41 | 233 | Background_Wear6672: TIFU by donating €2 to an online friend's Ko-Fi
I'm friends with someone on a Discord server, and through them I found their tumblr account (it's their art account), they follow me back but I don't know if they know it's me? Today I donated €2 to their Ko-Fi which is in their tumblr bio, I wanted i... | 6 | 38.833333 | |
1659028817 | 1659161185 | t3_wafnmy | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating a expired chocolate croissant.
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UserSomethingOrOther: This isn't a healthy relationship
KarrlyssaIsBored: dont worry she still actually cares about me shes just extremely strict. then again i dont get affected by her she always apologizes and makes up for it anyway
UserSomethingOrOthe... | 8 | 3.375 | |
1659030525 | 1659053722 | t3_wagd8i | t5_2to41 | 4 | throwaway1012023345: TIFU by going a little too far sexually with my best friend
Title, basically keep it in your pants and keep your friends close but not that close. It fucks things up and now there is a bunch of not great vibes. I can't say for sure yet but it definitely feels like I've completely lost a friend. So ... | 4 | 1 | |
1659030961 | 1659033035 | t3_wagjpn | t5_2to41 | 3 | Additional_Ad6431: TIFU by using one of my parents-in law hidden condoms
Throwaway account for obvious reasons
So I'm an only child and I live with my divorced mom, I never really knew my dad although he does send me money on my birthdays and does pay child support
About a week ago my parent in-law won a 3-week vacat... | 3 | 1 | |
1659034092 | 1659060014 | t3_wahup7 | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: TIFU By Dropping My Baby Sister
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jonjaninja: It's fine, I was dropped from higher than that onto my head as a baby and I only have moderate memory loss issues
AlexD51192: Upvote to counter the people that don't have a sense of humor, clearly this comment is meant to help op feel better. But yes, ple... | 3 | -1 | |
1659034406 | 1659131567 | t3_wahzbq | t5_2to41 | 27 | Sea_Bison89: TIFU and took my dogs medication instead of my morning vitamins
As stated - tifu. Thankfully, I am okay, but feeling like a major idiot. Was in a rush getting ready in the morning. My routine of brush teeth, wash face, take vitamins, call dog over to give her her pills was not that today. For context, my d... | 3 | 9 | |
1659037482 | 1659038155 | t3_waja2u | t5_2to41 | 6 | PapayaEmbarrassed946: TIFU by finding out my 9 year old brother has discord
Hello people of Reddit, so a few months ago I found out my brother had discord, I didn’t do anything then but today I decided to do something; I will try to explain everything in as much detail as possible, please excuse my bad grammar as Engli... | 3 | 2 | |
1659038958 | 1659126078 | t3_wajwjs | t5_2to41 | 308 | Responsible-Ball-905: TIFU by getting into a console flame war with a coworker
So not even an hour ago I stopped by a coworker's cubicle for a little chit chat. He told me he was trying to buy a PS5. So out of genuine curiosity I asked the typical "oh it's still sold out? Have you tried that Sony direct thing they're d... | 5 | 61.6 | |
1659040002 | 1659040606 | t3_wakc7g | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU I did not know some guys can give off funky BO during BJ
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MarmotaOta: Could have showered before, i suppose.
eighteenseventy2: Should have*****
| 3 | 8.666667 | |
1659052439 | 1659126839 | t3_wajy6d | t5_2to41 | 156 | roostertree: >if I have changed, they've been good changes. It's true. For the first time in my life I feel stable, I'm making good choices and not in and out of bad relationships and acting recklessly
When you describe yourself thusly, and then add to it the positive responses you're giving to good advice, you pro... | 8 | 19.5 | |
1659033518 | 1659062529 | t3_wahm4f | t5_2to41 | 7 | Potential_Trifle4162: TIFU she feels unsafe with me
So, it was night time, she and her other friend were coming back from somewhere. I was at a movie in the same area as her place. I asked if she was there so we can hangout, she said yes. My friend dropped me at the place they were. We(me, her and other girl) are going... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1659044629 | 1659068912 | t3_wam9wu | t5_2to41 | 6 | DatFatCat2018: TIFU by fighting the annoying carrot kid
I (13M) went to a summer beach camp and quickly made some friends (13M). One day, this annoying, short and fat carrot head kid (13M) showed up to the camp. He immediately got on everyone’s nerves by telling annoying, childish jokes, doing annoying, childish things... | 8 | 0.75 | |
1659044314 | 1659046749 | t3_wam5a7 | t5_2to41 | 495 | JustcantResist_: TIFU By bringing my car to the mechanic for dripping pink liquid from its exhaust pipe
This is a pretty funny story actually. I had just finished bringing groceries in from the trunk of my car. My mother had been helping me. Something caught my eye as I was closing the trunk. The exhaust pipe of my MAZ... | 4 | 123.75 | |
1659044467 | 1659046035 | t3_wam7ko | t5_2to41 | 12 | GoatsWithWigs: TIFU by letting a cockroach in the downstairs closet
This happened today, about half an hour ago. A little background information, I’m 20 and I live with my parents and siblings, and I happen to have a very bad fear of cockroaches thanks to the many horrible encounters I’ve had with them as a kid. Well, ... | 3 | 4 | |
1659045885 | 1659047823 | t3_wamsh2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | throwaway028315: TIFU caught naked in uni building
TIFU by sleeping in classroom naked and getting caught by a teacher
fellas i legit fucked up. i decided to her high today and when i say i do stupid things whole high I MEANT IT.
my uni is super hot during the summer, the only exception is the art wing building. i hav... | 5 | 2 | |
1659045947 | 1659047009 | t3_wamte1 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: tifu by getting my girlfriend killed
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[deleted]: I really hope this a joke.
Ihavelostmytowel: Unfortunately it's like 50/50
[deleted]: Smells like BS to me, but on the other end it's Reddit. Also, what do your powerups do?
Ihavelostmytowel: Just tell everyone I talk too much lol
| 5 | 2.6 | |
1659049115 | 1659098272 | t3_wao26u | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally violating the geneva convention while trying to remove some stains
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Various-Set1029: Bleach + H2O2 = oxygen table salt and heat. Toilet bowl cleaner is basically bleach just a lot stronger. Out of the household chemicals bleach is #1 to not mix with anything else unless you kno... | 4 | 7.75 |
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