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1659049810 | 1659054974 | t3_waoc28 | t5_2to41 | 12 | kindled451: TIFU by getting my wife a special candle
I'm not sure when the actual/main FU occurred; today, months ago, or somewhere in between. There were probably multiple!
This past Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife a special candle, in hopes of maybe adding a spark to our bedroom. Here's possible FU #1; I di... | 6 | 2 | |
1659050010 | 1659842188 | t3_waoexk | t5_2to41 | 4 | gonnalosemyjob: TIFU by not disposing of a piece of paper, might be losing my future soon (update)
I still have my job, my employer has continued to schedule me for standby and additional work related classes as if nothing was amiss, but I don't know if that will continue. Overheard one of the higher ups who deal w... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1659049744 | 1659110760 | t3_waob4q | t5_2to41 | 15 | cohonka: TIFU biting edible cactus
TLDR; bit a raw prickly pear cactus not knowing about the less-visible dangers of prickly pear
Just remembered this fuckup from my first trip to the beach right about 10 years ago.
Went there with my mom and brother, to the beach where my mom used to go as a kid. It was a really sp... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1659051017 | 1659117888 | t3_waossg | t5_2to41 | 13,465 | Exciting_Cherry_7671: TIFU because I hung out with my guy best friend at 3am
At 2am I (18 f) get a text from my guy best friend (20 m) asking if I was awake, to which I responded yes. We then just proceeded to update each other on our lives atm. I’m currently am having issues with my boyfriend and told him that. He tel... | 20 | 673.25 | |
1659051920 | 1659111019 | t3_wap4up | t5_2to41 | 21 | baldheadedmanc: TIFU by sharing a moment with the Girl Of The Day, and falling pathetically in love.
I am by no means a suave man. I don't have the nerve to chat women up - I'm not a flirter, I have no "game", and the handful of girlfriends I've had over the years were tip-offs from mutual friends: "she likes you". I... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1659056276 | 1659056508 | t3_waqqk2 | t5_2to41 | 29 | ShadowChaser255: TIFU Public Toilet Disaster
So me and a couple of old friends planned a really long road trip, this was planned to take place after this alumni meet at our old school. Before we started we started we decided to eat lunch at this nice Indian restaurant and I was a complete fool at thinking that I had a ... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1659055836 | 1659090689 | t3_waqkvc | t5_2to41 | 63 | i_poop_alot: TIFU by reading a book about slavery on a plane
I (28M) took a flight this afternoon from the Midwest down to Florida. As many people do, once I got settled in my seat (aisle seat, yay!) I pulled out the book I had just started and got reading.
The book, which thus far is great, is called *The Good Lord ... | 3 | 21 | |
1659056826 | 1659058398 | t3_waqy48 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Maisix: TIFU By cutting garlic while my 4 month old was sitting at the table.
I was making dinner we ate Fettuccini pasta with garlic and feta cheese. My boyfriend was making the pasta since he didn't know how to cut garlic into small pieces. I did it. He went to the living while the water was boiling and my 4 months o... | 3 | 6 | |
1659058666 | 1660862203 | t3_warm3e | t5_2to41 | 13 | SunnyGirl_TF2: TIFU by spraying chemicals in my fiancé’s face
Mobile user, please forgive me for formatting.
I was watching kitchen nightmares and was bored and noticed a can of keyboard duster and thought it would be funny to spray some air in my fiancé's face. I was honestly unaware that there were chemicals and bit... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1659055766 | 1659065587 | t3_waqjy7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | helpme8383: TIFU by making a song
me and my friend were messing around and decided to make a song of which we said fucked up things about people we know and said some weird stuff and i regreted it afterwards but my freind sees no problem with it and he sent it to all our friends of which also have it saved to their ph... | 4 | 2 | |
1659059693 | 1659102518 | t3_warz2l | t5_2to41 | 56 | FollowingNormal: TIFU by reading another TIFU and now all the women in my life are laughing at me
Ok, I (23m) love reading this subreddit. I read them all the time in my pass time. I was reading this particular one yesterday: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w8jsod/tifu_by_accidentally_ripping_out_my_iud_during/?... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1659060459 | 1659062428 | t3_was9ei | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU By talking in a Russian accent for 6 months to my best friend.
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lumberjackalopes: Well since you’ve stated you started learning, run with it. Make it a character.
But also remember it’s a video game…not real life.
-Petalhead-: We don’t just play videogames, we just talk a lot of the time.
It’s... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1659060964 | 1659062816 | t3_wasfsk | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling some dude what I listen to
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TangerineDream82: Well, i guess i "TIFU" as i just wasted 2 minutes of my life reading this.
shutup_anddance: 
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1659062373 | 1659197557 | t3_wasxdq | t5_2to41 | 534 | crazyhumanbean: tifu by accidentally flashing one of my company's director
Y'all I'm still cringing from this. This is my first post so sorry for any formatting error
Okay so background - I (22f) just started interning at this place like two/three weeks ago and one thing about this company is that it's fairly new and ... | 6 | 89 | |
1659061199 | 1659071092 | t3_wasiou | t5_2to41 | 26 | A_random-name413: TIFU by using .org and not .com
Our school has a system where teachers can watch the students screens after class to check for cheating or playing games in class. It was a new school that was 2 years old so the technology wasn’t very sophisticated yet. They gave us computers at the start of the school... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1659062755 | 1659066800 | t3_wat27n | t5_2to41 | 5 | burner1090908382: TIFU and will probably lose everything
Tifu and might lose everything because I relapsed
I will be vague but I am university student in my last year. I struggle with alcoholism, I have been clean for nearly two years, but I relapsed in April. I didn’t tell anyone and tried to get clean by myself. It ... | 5 | 1 | |
1659060156 | 1659070169 | t3_was5c6 | t5_2to41 | 17 | God-of-Tomorrow: TIFU by finding my phone.
So this is the culmination of the last few days and when I look back I can only laugh and think it’s meant to be so on to my fuck up, 2 days ago I’m getting out of work and I buy groceries on my way home I get home only to immediately realize I can’t find my iPhone I’m frantic... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1659062683 | 1659116198 | t3_wat1ax | t5_2to41 | 27 | onioncrikhick: TIFU By watching a YouTube video called "they people think bleach will cure autism
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R3Dking_: Ah yes, bleach indeed cures autism and not only that, it even cures being alive.
ErikT738: Can't be autistic if you're dead I guess.
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1659067028 | 1659101209 | t3_wauhpk | t5_2to41 | 40 | underpaid-moonlight: TIFU by assuming I know more than my gf so now I feel like I've robbed my students of proper education
My gf \[20F\] and I \[25M\] were having our usual heated linguistic debates a few hours ago. Our native languages have two very different origins, and we're both learning each other's, so it's not... | 5 | 8 | |
1659071657 | 1659619766 | t3_wavzj2 | t5_2to41 | 5,476 | switchplayerclassic: TIFU by wrapping myself in my blanket like a burrito
It was like 3am and I was bored, so I wrapped myself in my blanket like a burrito; roll around while holding the edges. I rolled over, and this was where I made the mistake. My bed is in the corner of my room, and there is a gap between the wall,... | 19 | 288.210526 | |
1659072937 | 1659107987 | t3_wawdr8 | t5_2to41 | 974 | sucky_versionof_dirt: TIFU by accidentally coming out to my *straight* crush
Sorry if the storytelling or formatting sucks, this is my first post here. Also this technically happened yesterday since I'm writing this at 1:24 am.
For a little bit of info, I (18m) am bisexual. I never told anyone except for my parents a... | 12 | 81.166667 | |
1659074057 | 1659074274 | t3_wawpw5 | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by Betting a girl I like that she couldn’t find my Reddit account
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wunderbraten: Should I be more worried that you go to church on Thursday?
Mountain_Man1776: It’s a college small group, should have clarified
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1659071780 | 1659088858 | t3_waw0we | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to court high
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RoodNewb: Shit. I'm sry bud. I hope it doesn't affect anything for you. I'm assuming it won't considering it was a social security hearing and not something malicious. If it is brought up at the next hearing just tell the truth. That's what will favor you the best (as lo... | 3 | 1 | |
1659078786 | 1659167157 | t3_way3gw | t5_2to41 | 276 | stueh: TIFU By confronting someone who was making fun of my stutter
I've stuttered a bit since I was a teenager. I've got a pretty good handle on it, but I still have occasional trouble when I'm stressed, anxious, depressed etc.
So I'm on holiday with my wife, our 1.5yo and our almost 5 year old who thinks that any ti... | 7 | 39.428571 | |
1659079234 | 1659087112 | t3_way7wt | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU I fucked up by starting a relationship that's not gonna last at the worst time possible
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SalleighG: I have traveled hundreds to thousands of miles to visit with my then-partners. 25 miles is not much at all if you want to make it work.
On the other hand, if you *don't* want to make it work, th... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1659083138 | 1659093659 | t3_waz9h6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Chocolate_taco22: TIFU by thinking I was cared about
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ImperialOverlord: Women ☕
Chocolate_taco22: Um no not women, just this woman. Women aren't all bad
ImperialOverlord: Yh mate ik dw. Have had my share of both kinds. Just sarcasm.
Chocolate_taco22: Oh okay. I've just seen a lot of incels so yeah
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1659085609 | 1659086285 | t3_wazw9g | t5_2to41 | 31 | 3Wheelyboy: TIFU by watching porn and not realising my brother was back in the room
TIFU by maturbating without realising that my brother was still in the room
So this literally happened about five minutes ago. Anyways, my brother left our apartment to go to a party for the night so I just thought "great! I finally ha... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1659091627 | 1659117347 | t3_wb1k20 | t5_2to41 | 25,560 | [deleted]: TIFU buying weed in a bikini
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PavlovzDogs: You mean ex-dealer?
TraditionHumble550: 100%
PavlovzDogs: Good. What a great time for the local police to get an anonymous tipoff about his occupation. Don't fuck with people who could make your life hell.
passportdog: I wouldn't, mate. While I would love t... | 18 | 1,420 | |
1659092509 | 1659093579 | t3_wb1tu5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | WayToLhassa: TIFU by drinking
Okay, this is a stupid one. I am a 24 year old male and I am suicidal. I never drank alcohol in my life because I think that it's stupid, it doesn't have any good effects. You might disagree but that's not the point, I just wanted you to know what my opinion is about alcohol.
This actuall... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1659092312 | 1659095340 | t3_wb1r8e | t5_2to41 | 285 | bertdezeekoe: TIFU by doing stuff with my stepmother
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SaggyBum001: Wtf is she thinking. What a piece of shit of a woman to do this to a kid. Tell your dad what she did because he doesn't deserve this. If it continues then insist on living with your mum.
bertdezeekoe: I am just scared of the reaction of my dad.... | 8 | 35.625 | |
1659093200 | 1659099799 | t3_wb21p5 | t5_2to41 | 81 | RCL_D: TIFU by accidentally telling a kid his parents might get divorced
So this just happened and I am not sure if I should feel terrible or not.
I am camping with my son (7) on a small family camping with lots of families and kids. As a divorced dad going alone with my son to a camping we are both used to the quest... | 4 | 20.25 | |
1659093695 | 1659095505 | t3_wb27bb | t5_2to41 | 91 | kekpoool: TIFU by not peeing before a bootycall
Sorry, this is my first post on TIFU so it's a bit long.
I was scrolling through my city's hookup subreddit and saw a post looking for a discreet hookup ASAP. I DM'd her and exchanged details like nationality, pics, etc.
My heart skip a beat when I saw her cause she wa... | 5 | 18.2 | |
1659095466 | 1659113149 | t3_wb2rne | t5_2to41 | 6,370 | The-Irk: TIFU by mimicking a Reddit post. Now my girlfriend won't stop harassing me.
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NaaastyButler: HAHAHAHAHA you did this to yourself. You've created a monster. And what's worse is she's better at it than you. I cannot wait to see how this plays out
The-Irk: Yeah, I totally walked in to this one. I'm hopin... | 20 | 318.5 | |
1659098097 | 1659100203 | t3_wb3nx2 | t5_2to41 | 78 | MosesTheFlamingo: TIFU by overthinking my wife's sexual history
Obligatory "happened yesterday/last night..."
My wife (31f) and I (28m) have been together for about four years. I'll admit: I was very sexually inexperienced when we got together. But we worked together and I really, really try to meet her needs however ... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1659102516 | 1659128775 | t3_wb5bct | t5_2to41 | 19 | Napsypus: TIFU by destroying my partners 22+ year old pillow
My partner (22) and I (18) spent all day cleaning today, and as I was sweeping under our bed I knocked over a glass of chocolate milk on the bed and their 22 year old pillow. After many many apologies we decided together that we should take this as a sign to ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1659108118 | 1659109440 | t3_wb7k8m | t5_2to41 | 8 | Savings-Assignment52: TIFU by quitting my job a month before I plan to move.
I made kind of rash decision; I quit my job after 6 years. paid well enough but I got incredibly burnt out. But I ended up quitting before I found another job. The real issue is I plan on moving at the end of August. And well I'm pretty sure I... | 4 | 2 | |
1659109560 | 1659110157 | t3_wb85iu | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my dads credit card and now he’s at the bank right now.
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KurokoCrow: BE *HONEST*! Seriously, you'll save yourself a butt-load of grief later. Plus it's the right thing to do.
iheartjimothy: And it'll be totally fine, something to laugh at later on
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1659109973 | 1659139827 | t3_wb8bh0 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by cancelling my ticket to Japan
March this year I managed to get a girlfriend, we were together for three months before she had to go back to Japan. I wanted to visit her, so I booked a flight to Japan from the first of August, to stay there for a month with her.
Little did I know I needed a visa to g... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1659108699 | 1659126939 | t3_wb7swy | t5_2to41 | 21 | orbitwhitegum7: TIFU by buying something from eBay
The other day I got onto eBay and bought some stuff. We all know the feeling of wanting a package to arrive, checking the tracking number immediately, despite knowing it hasn’t even left the origin point
My package is due to arrive today. I’ve been very excited to get... | 3 | 7 | |
1659112893 | 1659113585 | t3_wb9jfo | t5_2to41 | 25 | Low_Veterinarian_218: TIFU by weirding out a friend
For context: This happened a day prior to posting. My friend (female) and I (Male) are both 14, we were both texting on snap and go to the same school. Her parents are divorced and she lives with her mother (Important for this post).
My friend (let's call her R) and ... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1659110001 | 1659150330 | t3_wb8buv | t5_2to41 | 340 | sjThame: TIFU by not paying attention to whom I was texting.
So alittle background here, I(19M) met a girl, lets call her L in a bar yesterday and we got along well. So we made plans to hangout later but because I was off work on the day she was working I decided to just leave her a message on imessage since I didnt ha... | 5 | 68 | |
1659111334 | 1659206756 | t3_wb8wc1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Lionoras: TIFU by buying a trashcan from the USA
This might be minor in comparison to the shit happening here "normally", but I still fucked up personally.
So, a month ago I finally had some more money to spend. I have two jobs to keep up with bills and wanted me to treat myself to something. However, not just anythin... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1659115241 | 1659161719 | t3_wbai4g | t5_2to41 | 14 | batko-ti: Tifu by going to the beach.
So let me start from Tuesday i called my mom and told her that i would visit her in her summer job and i sill stay until friday when i will go and meet my friends at the beach. I go there on wendsday we go to a restoraunt have dinner everything goes swimingly, But thursday we deci... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1659115529 | 1659133291 | t3_wbam8x | t5_2to41 | 17 | Independent_Lead8277: TIFU by chemically burning my balls in effort of cleaning them
I had just seen a video talking about how
important it is to keep your genitals clean and how
fungi can grow on your genitals if not properly
taking care of. I thought to myself that it's only
beneficial if I take time out of my day to... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1659115921 | 1659184273 | t3_wbas0n | t5_2to41 | 70 | Budget-Inevitable414: TIFU by watching porn while connected to sonos
My family has a shore house a block from the beach, so foot traffic is pretty high in my area this time of year. We recently installed a surround sound system with sonos. There are speakers throughout the living room as well as outside on the front po... | 3 | 23.333333 | |
1659116370 | 1659166511 | t3_wbayk6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | JonnyDiggit: TIFU by getting kicked out of a friend group over a date.
Tl;Dr: Went on a date with a girl from a friend group. Didn't like me, said a bunch of seriously rude things direct towards me and asked the friend group to kick me out because she doesn't want to "ever see me again."
There was a girl named Emerso... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1659117896 | 1659134165 | t3_wbbkpt | t5_2to41 | 144 | Independent_Lead8277: TIFU by trying the ‘pink’ sauce with my family.
Ok, I use TikTok 10 hours a day and just like many of you, I’ve seen that pink sauce that everyone’s trying and I have such a fomo when I see a food trend, so I cough up the 20$ for that sauce and tell my siblings that I’ve just bought the pink sauce... | 7 | 20.571429 | |
1659117627 | 1659121168 | t3_wbbgrn | t5_2to41 | 6 | Rachymoo: TIFU by eating an edible and watching a movie
The obligatory this didn’t happened today, it happened last night..
I like scary movies. I like disturbing movies. I’ve watched some awful movies and have generally been okay. I enjoy watching movies that push the limits and have been doing so for the past 10 ye... | 3 | 2 | |
1659121562 | 1659127367 | t3_wbczpk | t5_2to41 | 86 | yourdadisabean: TIFU Talks Episode #38 Got a Story to share? Come and share it on TIFU Talks!
achopshopworker: Got hit on by the ex sister in law, shes hot. What should I do? 2 years out of ex marriage btw.
SopranoMan14: Talk to her
achopshopworker: I feel like even though it's been 2 years, I still feel like it's a t... | 7 | 12.285714 | |
1659123393 | 1659190812 | t3_wbdp0u | t5_2to41 | 631 | myfavoriteschwings: TIFU by hitting my two toddlers with one flying candy bar
TIFU twice, actually.
We work from home upstairs while our children are cared for downstairs. We interact sometimes, but most of the time we keep things separate because the coming and going really messes with attachment issues.
My husba... | 7 | 90.142857 | |
1659123407 | 1659139589 | t3_wbdp72 | t5_2to41 | 16,051 | Equalakitty: TIFU by being upfront instead of ghosting my lame date.
I (30F) went on a date with a guy (31M) who I met a few days ago. I thought he was cute and he told me how sweet and pretty I was and that he wanted to take me on a date. We went out for tacos and margaritas at one of my favorite taco spots. Throughou... | 8 | 2,006.375 | |
1659124741 | 1659127627 | t3_wbe70g | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU Exposing my relationship to the abusive father of my girlfriend
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DemonaDrache: If there is a Child Abuse Hotline, call them now. You can't do anything but hopefully they can.
throwaway27484717: I got off of the phone with the authorities a few minutes ago but since I can’t prove what happened/i... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1659124677 | 1659218256 | t3_wbe66g | t5_2to41 | 54 | TheRealHyde: TIFU By having a "clogged" shower drain
This happened just a few moments ago and I am still reeling from the embarassment of it.
Now I will preface this by saying I am not a handyman type. Never been, more the computer nerd.
So for the last couple months, our shower has not been draining very well. We f... | 6 | 9 | |
1659133422 | 1659175686 | t3_wbhglw | t5_2to41 | 10 | jotakami: TIFU by wrapping a brand new canoe around a rock
My father, my son and I (who all have the exact same name) took out our brand new $400 Old Town canoe for a nice 5-mile jaunt down the Toe River in western North Carolina.
Water level was a bit low so we had some issues bottoming out at various points, but it ... | 5 | 2 | |
1659137060 | 1659141163 | t3_wbirv6 | t5_2to41 | 217 | myleftboobisaphlsphr: TIFU when I accidentally suggested that a customer's junk was MIA
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weallfloatdown: Happy you took advantage of the situation
AccomplishedDonut383: Yeah I don't think this is a FU, I think it was one of the best things that could've been said lol
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1659141182 | 1659141741 | t3_wbk6p5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by making her uninterested at work and I feel like shite
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demonsver: If this is serious: Bruh just chill out lol. Imagining such weirdly high stakes is going to keep you fucked up.
Also you're definitely referring this https://youtu.be/fb0TSmKPrMY right?
FINALKUTKING-33: Yeah that and https://... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1659140925 | 1659141730 | t3_wbk3jp | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by turning my husband against one of his best friends and possibly getting him kicked out.
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carlybarleypants: You fucked up when you decided to be so close to your husband's best friend.
Realistic_Lobster_61: I absolutely did. It definitely taught me that some boundaries are necessary, even if ... | 3 | 2 | |
1659128833 | 1659161872 | t3_wbfrcm | t5_2to41 | 24 | guygreej: TIFU. Commenting on blackpeopletwitter sub about a concern and getting banned
So this just happened about 20minutes ago. I've always love the bpt sub it was a place of community and belonging where I related to the community and we could all agree on matters affecting the black communities. I always thought o... | 3 | 8 | |
1659144385 | 1659146149 | t3_wbl9kx | t5_2to41 | 60 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #39! Come share your stories and hang out! Happy Friday! :)
Siselii: Hello everyone!! We all TIFU from time to time!! It's much better when you share with people and laugh about it!
CandyManSL: Weren’t you just in another talk? 😳
Siselii: Indeed! Indeed I was!!! It's like 4:30 in the mornin... | 13 | 4.615385 | |
1659144245 | 1659288758 | t3_wbl7xm | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking up sex stuff when i was younger..
So it was 3rd/4th grade (near 5th), and kids are talking about sex yada yada, and i occasionally heard words like "slut" and stuff about periods and all that. Well I go on youtube to look it up and chrome (sometimes id be incognito sometimes i wont). N... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1659146522 | 1659147204 | t3_wblynj | t5_2to41 | 3 | Char-Rexx: TIFU update on u/bawron
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ActualBruh_Moment: This was 7 years ago and you just remembered a TIFU with a suspended account?
I don't think you're gonna get any info..
Char-Rexx: So I should have clarified, the post is 7 years old but I only came across it today
And yea you’re probably right but it’s... | 3 | 1 | |
1659147946 | 1659182067 | t3_wbmfmk | t5_2to41 | 516 | joeltheconner: TIFU for saying online that I wanted to shoot people.
Happened 15 minutes ago. Short one. Spoiler...I am a photographer for my day job. I shot some great portraits of a dancer in my newly-completely commercial photo studio, and I decided to post a few on Facebook to help my connections know that, yes...e... | 6 | 86 | |
1659149460 | 1659185109 | t3_wbmwpw | t5_2to41 | 186 | Brodo12: TIFU by signing a contract to build a house on my property near a church
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Worsel555: So, couple of things. You never heard the bells before you decided to build? I grew up next to church and cemetery bells, diging sounds, lots of Sunday traffic, you often just tune it out. Have you talked to the paris... | 5 | 37.2 | |
1659151754 | 1659187208 | t3_wbnltl | t5_2to41 | 16 | VladimirPoutinesky: TIFU by being cocky and asking for my meal to be as hot as possible
I'm staying at an hotel that doesn't have a restaurant. That's usually my go to when transiting as it makes it convenient. I'm lazy and not having to go out sometimes is what I prefer. Well, this hotel strangely serves breakfast in ... | 4 | 4 | |
1659152381 | 1659189257 | t3_wbnsod | t5_2to41 | 304 | Vampiyaa: TIFU by switching to new meds and absolutely tripping balls.
This is happening right now send help.
*How it started:*
For the last two months I have been dealing with a mystery illness that has absolutely wrecked my life. Or started with almost passing out in a mall while out shopping for graduation stuff (... | 6 | 50.666667 | |
1659149692 | 1659153083 | t3_wbmz9n | t5_2to41 | 1 | julsworld: TIFU while on a road trip I accidentally found my ex’s subreddit.
While on the road from Dallas to Memphis I was thinking what game to play when I get back before I go to LA. I started browsing the project zombiod subreddit And was reading a lot and scrolled down like two days. Decided I have some free time ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1659153164 | 1659182865 | t3_wbo0x0 | t5_2to41 | 262 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my company main shareholder's secretary
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DudeThatsErin: You are an idiot.
Damolisher: I on the other hand think he's a geniu- nah, just kidding. Sixthed.
Fillmoreccp: An idiot? Are you guys fucking NUTS? HE GOT A BLOWJOB AT WORK!
mhu1989: Do you not have access to women or do... | 8 | 32.75 | |
1659156070 | 1659162225 | t3_wboxei | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: tifu by forgetting to tell my daughter we got security cameras
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ChiSandTwitch: Stop spying on your daughter, quietly remove the camera at the next opportunity, and trust her that things will all be OK.
She's your teenage daughter, let her be just that and support her when she needs it. In the meant... | 6 | 4 | |
1659154628 | 1659159608 | t3_wboh7a | t5_2to41 | 12 | thisisjas9n: TIFU by not getting the real meaning from the glance by another person
I was in the underground train standing next to a train door. The train arrived at a stop, a man got in and standing on the other side next to the door. I was on my phone until after a few minutes I realized that man is glancing me from... | 3 | 4 | |
1659157385 | 1659157756 | t3_wbpceb | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining life
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IDrawOnTape: Apologize tomorrow, dump the friends that lead you down the paths of self abuse.
Disastrous_Name161: And get therapy
| 3 | 10.333333 | |
1659160750 | 1659161251 | t3_wbqcex | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU because I eyeball fucked a chick at church
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Creinium13: Cool story bro…
reivpena: Didn't enjoy it?
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1659161161 | 1659171380 | t3_wbqgrf | t5_2to41 | 31 | DonutOnTheRocks: TIFU by trying on swimsuits that *apparently* hadn’t been washed in over 5 years.
I’m sure some of you can see where this is headed based off of the title, but for some context, my mom passed away over five years ago, and I recently decided to clean out her closet before moving for college in the fall.... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1659161763 | 1659163610 | t3_wbqmx8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | ProfileSimilar: TIFU by sleeping in the same bed as my dad
Today I fucked up by sleeping in the same bed as my dad
I am currently writing this in the bathroom because I feel like throwing up. So I M15 go to my grandmas house on the weekend because that’s where my dad M 54 lives. I came over for the weekend like usual ... | 3 | 5 | |
1659163498 | 1659195733 | t3_wbr3ne | t5_2to41 | 2,831 | agrainofsandubeach: TIFU by telling a cashier I killed my roommate
A brief backstory the cashier at my local Dollar General knows me as a regular, I come in once a week for paper towels because alot of stores have paper towels that have microscopic holes in them, the ones at this store doesn't so after I inspect them I... | 12 | 235.916667 | |
1659167775 | 1659197103 | t3_wbs681 | t5_2to41 | 9,240 | apatheticallystoned: TIFU by attracting an ant infestation with my sweet man juices
Obligatory this didn’t happen today. This was about two weeks ago, but I can’t sleep and this embarrassing story popped into my head.
My gf just recently moved across the country and started a new job. Between long shifts and the fact... | 12 | 770 | |
1659168484 | 1659297778 | t3_wbscdw | t5_2to41 | 1,930 | alexkirwan11: TIFU by not washing myself properly for over a month
This FU was not today, although I have only recently some to the realisation of what I had done.
First off, i'm a guy. While I don't know much about the world of soaps and body washes and lotions, I try to stay away from the cheaper stuff as I have hea... | 9 | 214.444444 | |
1659166117 | 1659190329 | t3_wbrrqa | t5_2to41 | 56 | CavityNo1: TIFU by living next to Spider-Man
This is a pretty wild post. I’m hoping some of you may know a thing or two about spiders. Before I get into the story, I’d like to say that I do not have any proof or evidence at this moment.
I recently moved into a condo with my lovely girlfriend and upon moving in, we no... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1659168988 | 1659339292 | t3_wbsguq | t5_2to41 | 9 | rxdditor: TIFU by yawning
(tl;dr at the bottom)
I woke up today after a long nap. I suddenly felt a strong urge to yawn, and I did just that: I yawned. Halfway through the yawn, while my mouth was open all the way, I felt a sharp pain on the right side of my face, just behind my ear. I immediately closed my mouth but... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1659175027 | 1659177097 | t3_wbtxs9 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Character_Style_6232: TIFU by looking back at our relationship
I (18 M) recently broke up with my long term girlfriend (18 F). I realized one night that she just didn’t care for me and I asked her upfront if she still had feelings for me, to which she said no. She’s broken up with me and got with someone else about 4-... | 5 | 3 | |
1659176296 | 1659181140 | t3_wbu9pz | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to kiss a coworker and can't remember a thing
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FeelTheH8: Give her space for sure, your instinct on being too pushy is a good one. You should probably try a lot harder to limit yourself when drinking for a very long time. I think your best path is to not be mean, but try your best to ... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1659177692 | 1659188215 | t3_wbumhh | t5_2to41 | 14 | Zinglepog: TIFU by getting into a drunk argument with my FWB
So basically i (20F) met this guy (21M) on a night out last November, we immediately hit it off and quickly became friends with benefits, i began to stay at his a lot and we did everything together, most people think that we’re a couple and we always set the ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1659171202 | 1659232108 | t3_wbt04q | t5_2to41 | 227 | MatthewLeStar: TIFU by misspelling "cool stuff!"
Most often if things are agreeable and positive, I will reply with the phrase "cool stuff!"
My hometown has a program to give exposure to local artists and frequently makes expressions of interest available. This can range from shop fronts making their display window... | 4 | 56.75 | |
1659186617 | 1659198355 | t3_wbx7j3 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to race my little nephew
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Lando7763: Man! Good thing I noticed that "c" in the title.
ExoticButters79: And we've found that guy...
Pale_Flatworm_2257: What does he mean
Snoo25192: I wanna know too. Is he talking about the 'c' in 'race'? But without it, it would be 'rae' which doesn't ... | 6 | 3 | |
1659188128 | 1659558282 | t3_wbxpaq | t5_2to41 | 18 | gnatters: TIFU by eating oatmeal while tempting fate
This happened literally 40 minutes ago.
I have a small problem with a shirt that I love. It's this real cute green blouse that I've had for years. The color is wonderful. The problem: it's cursed af. There is an 80% chance that while wearing it, I'm going to spill s... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1659187696 | 1659231499 | t3_wbxk3k | t5_2to41 | 256 | MorgrimSh: TIFU by parking my car in the grass overnight while camping
Almost two weeks to the day, and the resulting nightmare from my unfortunate parking job in the grass is finally over (I hope).
I should first mention, if you have a significant fear of creepy crawly things like I do, you may not like reading this... | 6 | 42.666667 | |
1659148378 | 1659239077 | t3_wbmko1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | PichuMans: TIFU by making toxic gas at my Restaurant
So, to start, everything was normal, and it was time for the kitchen to close. Danny (Not my boss's name) wanted to try to clean the dishwasher with a chemical that was reactive to 2/3 of the dishwasher used. So I was trying to figure out how to do it without creati... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1659181396 | 1659198554 | t3_wbvm6d | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping for too long
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Stridon01: why did you take the time to write this man?
dtvz_: Because i feel like a terrible person lmao
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1659195814 | 1659232357 | t3_wc0cwk | t5_2to41 | 14 | Cool_Mix2432: TIFU by flipping a condom rather than getting a new one.
Throwaway account
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This actually happened a week ago from today. Me(M21) and my girlfriend(21) were having sex for the first time, both of us are virgins. So obviously there was a lot of pressure on me.
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We've been to... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1659196200 | 1659282143 | t3_wc0hts | t5_2to41 | 17,271 | TheScruffyStacheGuy: Tifu by sexting with a random girl from Reddit, she turned out to be a dude.
Today I just wanted to try something new so I decided to scour Reddit to find some of those subreddits where people share their snapchats with the purpose of sexting or selling nudes. I got in touch with a girl and she sen... | 13 | 1,328.538462 | |
1659196369 | 1659234499 | t3_wc0k22 | t5_2to41 | 60 | VirtyYT: TIFU by showing my mom a video of me going on a waterslide
Now the title sounds as if I’m joking but honestly what has happened is eating away at me.
I’m 18 years old (youngest in the family) my mom is 42 and my dad is 56. We come from the balkans and my parents understand Russian.
So me and my family had book... | 5 | 12 | |
1659203566 | 1659208547 | t3_wc1b5e | t5_2to41 | 8 | Major_Zucchini5315: So does that mean as a woman if I stand/squat in a public toilet, I’m not feminine?
Slash_Raptor92: How would peeing standing up even work? Like can girls aim at all when they pee? Squatting is close enough sitting that I don't think it counts.
Major_Zucchini5315: Wow. I kinda feel like Toby on The ... | 10 | 0.8 | |
1659199724 | 1659223652 | t3_wc1tq6 | t5_2to41 | -11 | dennbear563: TIFU when seeing a black swim suit
So this happened a couple days ago as I am writing this in the car on my way back from vacation.
My wife’s family decides to take a large vacation, 20 of us in total in one house. We had a delightful time, spent almost every day on the beach swimming and catching rays. ... | 5 | -2.2 | |
1659200326 | 1659233169 | t3_wc21ui | t5_2to41 | 79 | Relaxedlaxatives: TIFU by drinking too much water.
Granted, this happened last night, but I did not suffer the consequences until this morning. So, I usually have a morning routine of drinking a 16.9 fl oz bottle of water before bed. It’s just something I do. However, last night, I decided to drink a one liter bottle o... | 7 | 11.285714 | |
1659199812 | 1659205073 | t3_wc1uw8 | t5_2to41 | 124 | Right_Ad_9389: TIFU by buying a plane ticket to the US on the day I was leaving the US
First some background..,
In a couple days I am flying from the UK to the USA for my older brother’s wedding on August 4th. He’s lived in America since 2016 and whilst he comes back to the UK, it’s only max twice a year. Naturally be... | 4 | 31 | |
1659204712 | 1659292376 | t3_wc3nuh | t5_2to41 | 7,013 | Chubbhead: TIFU by taking my daughter with me to get my dog artificially inseminated.
This happened in December, my family had decided to let our dog have puppies. So after a bit of research and finding the right stud dog we go ahead and arrange the date, but due to covid the studs owner recommended AI for speed and to... | 20 | 350.65 | |
1659204901 | 1659223453 | t3_wc3q9l | t5_2to41 | 45 | Luckynubba: TIFU by going to hookers with my childhood best friend and found something terrifying there and it hunts me till this day
So this has happened a long time ago but still I need to
get it off my chest. My childhood best friend (m19) is
kinda engaged at this moment and he's not that serious
type of guy and we ... | 7 | 6.428571 | |
1659204553 | 1659269316 | t3_wc3lq2 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Reddit_fantic: TIFU by accidentally playing the audio of porn on the living room stero
So the other day I was sitting in the living room playing music so I connected my phone via Bluetooth to the stero. So I was in the mood like maybe 30 minutes ago and decided to go to the washroom I layer up the protection that I nor... | 5 | 5 | |
1659208673 | 1659316079 | t3_wc53j3 | t5_2to41 | 858 | [deleted]: TIFU: tried to vacuum water out of tub, got sewage instead
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Lee2026: I feel like this is a health hazard and can be reported to get your lazy landlord to actual maintain his property.
On the contrary, he could be deliberately putting off the repair so you get fed up and leave so he can raise rent f... | 13 | 66 | |
1659154602 | 1659302464 | t3_wbogx6 | t5_2to41 | 32 | PanthersCG: TIFU by trying to sleep in one of my children's empty beds.
This was a few weeks ago but I just remembered it happening and figured this was a good time to share. My (M38) wife was feeling sick at the time and went to bed early. When I checked in on her later she advised it would be best if I found somewher... | 4 | 8 | |
1659214273 | 1659230769 | t3_wc73ng | t5_2to41 | 201 | wholesome_dinker: TIFU by being a party puker.
I got invited to one of my friend’s painting party. I also just got back from traveling, and this morning I woke up with an awful stomach ache with sharp cramps. It’s normal for me to have digestive issues to some extent, not to mention I thought it could possibly be menst... | 5 | 40.2 |
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