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1659216210 | 1659224008 | t3_wc7sb6 | t5_2to41 | 13 | DJThrowitaway1990: TIFU By losing my wife's purse and not saying something sooner
So yesterday I took my wife's purse out to go and collect a parcel for her as it said it needed her ID. I go and do this and I put the purse in my pocket and for some reason the office didn't want any ID so I collected the parcel, went an... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1659219401 | 1659315358 | t3_wc8xqg | t5_2to41 | 70 | 24hourpoop: TIFU by clogging my girlfriend's mum's toilet for almost 24 hours
So this happened, as is usual, a while ago, but I'm still recovering. I'll jump straight into it, and hopefully it won't be too long:
So my girlfriend (20f, who for this story we'll call H) and I (20m) have been dating for about a year and a... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1659219212 | 1659284855 | t3_wc8v17 | t5_2to41 | 86 | sad_bagels: TIFU Been destroying my hairline during the entire pandemic
Obligatory this not happen yesterday but actually during the entire previous 3 years. I've been recently been going through a rough insecurity period about my hair thickness.
I started university the year the lockdown happened, I've had the entire... | 5 | 17.2 | |
1659220376 | 1659221606 | t3_wc9b4p | t5_2to41 | 20 | LazyAnimeArtist: TIFU by letting my bff use my phone
As of writing, this literally happened an hour ago. My (15F) best friend and I (16F) were hanging out at playground near my house. We have been friends for 6 years.
I was over at the swings, and she was at the benches on the other side of the playground. She said sh... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1659221440 | 1659278940 | t3_wc9p6e | t5_2to41 | 2 | tormentedtrow: Tifu, I sexted with a girl from Omegle
I’m a 19 year old guy, who like most teenagers gets horny. But this horniness is most likely illegal.
While at work today I got bored and decided to just screw around on the Omegles. Ended up getting matched with a girl. Mind you I didn’t put my, now deleted, socia... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1659221529 | 1659252606 | t3_wc9qa2 | t5_2to41 | 21 | KKeezy29: TIFU as my three year old seen a photo of me and his daddy doing a x rated act
Ok. My heart is broken. Today I fucked up SUPER bad. My three year old occasionally steals my phone. Doesn’t ever do anything on it except open the weather app and tells me what he “thinks” the weather will be like based on the pi... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1659221825 | 1659225222 | t3_wc9tuk | t5_2to41 | -5 | [deleted]: TIFU By going to a nude beach with a few friends at 3am NSFW
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Successful_Rub_4744: So you have stings on your DICK. You're a 21M
LadyInFire: Imagine being this butthurt over 2 letters on a reddit post 🤣
johndeerdrew: The way op says it is quite annoying he uses a mix of acronyms and abbreviations b... | 4 | -1.25 | |
1659221344 | 1659291884 | t3_wc9ny2 | t5_2to41 | 60 | MiZzPorkeyPine: TIFU by dropping my mom out of a tree
I took my son on a walk to the park and by the pond, there was a woodpecker stuck in a fishing line. It was literally lynched in the tree! And his sweet little birdie eyes were crying for help!
But, the problem is, I'm terrified of birds! So at first I tried jumpi... | 6 | 10 | |
1659223848 | 1659337369 | t3_wcair8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | aspenhatton: TIFU by eating celery (gross)
This happened when I was about 13. For context, my entire mum's side of the family chokes constantly, it's like a curse. We can't drink water without it going down the wrong way, I probably choke on food (just coughing from the food going down wrong not a 'real' full on choke)... | 5 | 3 | |
1659224198 | 1659250615 | t3_wcamw7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by sex video chatting a random Japanese girl that messaged me on Instagram and getting threatened to get blackmailed for $3,500
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mhu1989: This happens very often all over the world. I supported a few people that were victims. As long as you don't add them to your friends list or, make your frie... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1659225155 | 1659225570 | t3_wcaxx9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my phone on full volume during my sister's music performance
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Cygnata: YOU WERE WATCHING P0RN IN PUBLIC WHERE CHILDREN WERE PRESENT. I hope your sister never lets you around her kids again.
No_Acanthisitta8915: More like old men and women and a handful of college students. There weren... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1659225706 | 1659226242 | t3_wcb4oz | t5_2to41 | 3 | GttiqwT: TIFU: I bought a MicroSD card.
Howdy redditors, so this happened from last night through today and im still suffering because of it. I purchased a MicroSD card from amazon along with a few things. Reason being my "old" samsung A5 phone is constantly full and becoming slower so I figured I'd upgrade the stor... | 3 | 1 | |
1659226121 | 1659285775 | t3_wcb9lu | t5_2to41 | 6 | nateatenate: TIFU by seeing someone off saying “Don’t die this week” and them responding “I won’t” only for me to mutter “we’ll see” as they make their way out.
As the title says, I’m a music producer and finished a song with a client, it went super well. We got through an entire song from scratch and it was magical, a... | 3 | 2 | |
1659227307 | 1659334383 | t3_wcbnou | t5_2to41 | 4,051 | Ovian: TIFU by tipping 32,5 € instead of 2,5 €
TFU by tipping too much money.
I got a haircut for 17,50 €, wanted to give the lady a 20 € banknote, accidently gave her 50 € and said: "it's fine, you can keep the rest.".She looked weird and gave me a huge thanks and she would split it with her coworkers, told me that ... | 10 | 405.1 | |
1659227562 | 1659261652 | t3_wcbqt8 | t5_2to41 | 34 | sklausner10: Tifu by sending *ahem* revealing pictures of myself to a girl online
Tifu by sending *ahem* revealing pictures of myself to a girl online
Tifu by sending revealing pictures of myself to a girl online.
It started as an innocent conversation, I then checked out her page not knowing who she was. I told her ... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1659221317 | 1659263511 | t3_wc9nlc | t5_2to41 | 59 | Jasariak: TIFU by asking a Chinese couple if they are looking for soy sauce
Yesterday in the store I was standing in front of a shelf deciding on which soy sauce to buy and there was a young Chinese couple close to me also looking at the same shelf. They were clearly tourists, I thought they were trying to make out the... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1659215690 | 1659281531 | t3_wc7ltf | t5_2to41 | 398 | Igoryrz: TIFU by forgotting the date and not checking the inside of an envelope
So basically there are 6 people in this situation:
Me, my three friends (lets call them A, J and M) A's grandma and J's dad.
On wensday A invited me to his birthday. First he asked me: "what are you doing on sunday?" and then: "would you l... | 4 | 99.5 | |
1659225510 | 1659246210 | t3_wcb22c | t5_2to41 | 18 | Quito924: TIFU by being drunk and shy.
So, my friends group is kinda large and inside it is this girl, let's name her Monica. So Monica and I are getting along really well and I wanted to ask her out yesterday night. So that's what I did and she actually said yes. Then after everything ended I lend her one of my sweate... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1659231006 | 1659234286 | t3_wcctry | t5_2to41 | 49 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #40! Come share your stories and hang out! Bring some snacks!
Financial_County_710: How do I tell a story?? Like can I join in, I have funny story to share.
JC1812: Raise your hand and you might get picked!
Financial_County_710: Thanks, I’m a first timer
musicalphantom10: same
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1659222110 | 1659252484 | t3_wc9xup | t5_2to41 | 34 | OrdosDeluxe: TIFU by not reading the alarm manual fully
So we've been living in this house now for approximately 16 months. We've been slowly renovating and starting to make it more our own. It's been a slow going process, not without its challenges, but we're getting there gradually.
The house came with a burglar ala... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1659233592 | 1659238457 | t3_wcdnma | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by touching my cat too intimatly
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delirium_skeins: Please don't ever let anyone pick your cat up by the tail. You can cause serious damage to the spinal cord and nerve bundle at the base of the tail.
FYI that's why they get stimulation from it. The base of the tail is where all the nerves co... | 9 | 1 | |
1659235122 | 1659239701 | t3_wce4gm | t5_2to41 | 9 | EducationalBand3013: Tifu by letting my bf touch me on my period
Sometimes when my boyfriend (austin) starts to get “touchy” there will be a hair in between my lips that washed down from the shower. We have been dating about a year so he doesn’t think anything of it and just takes it out and continues. Today me and aus... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1659236904 | 1659270903 | t3_wceo4j | t5_2to41 | 378 | JimT365: TIFU cuming during a remedial massage
To set the scene this is a legitimate Thai massage place. Sydney has a lot of rub and tug massage parlours with young attractive Asian girls. However, I had a sore back from stress and I wanted a proper remedial massage.
I had been to this massage parlour previously and t... | 6 | 63 | |
1659237910 | 1659261482 | t3_wcezcm | t5_2to41 | 146 | Ihateithereresomuch: TIFU and realized I helped a guy cheat.
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hayster: These comments are pretty toxic. I think trying to inform his current partner is a good thing to do. It could save years of wasting her life with a cheating partner.
GChan129: Lot of guys here low key condoning the cheating, completely ign... | 8 | 18.25 | |
1659238969 | 1659293392 | t3_wcfawh | t5_2to41 | 42 | Ajbonnis: TIFU by running over my uncle’s dog with his own souped-up golf cart in front of my extended family.
Actually happened today for once. I don’t think I’m ever gonna live this one down.
**DISCLAIMER:** The dog is perfectly fine, don’t worry.
So it’s some far-off 2nd aunt’s birthday, which means inviting over ... | 3 | 14 | |
1659240458 | 1659242872 | t3_wcfrfh | t5_2to41 | 13 | Equivalent_Branch_46: TIFU by getting physical with an old friend
I recently got the opportunity to visit an old friend I haven’t seen since COVID messed up everybody’s lives. It was a complicated relationship that was primarily platonic, but there had been some mutually acknowledged romantic interest, that wasn’t the ... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1659241240 | 1659242367 | t3_wcg061 | t5_2to41 | 7 | CapableBodybuilder92: TIFU by drinking
Backstory, in my country im to young to drink and while at a rental home on vacation i took a bottle of red wine to drink. long story short the cork broke and i had to push the broken part into the bottle. i did this in a sink trying to be safe but when doing so wine spilled every... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1659236926 | 1659665694 | t3_wceod7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | dark_wolf1994: TIFU by following the instructions for a car part
This happened just now and I'm incredibly upset about it.
To preface, I drive my car 120 miles a day for work. I'm also incredibly broke because I'm in the middle of trying to buy a home, and coming out of homelessness.
I bought an aftermarket boost gau... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1659243935 | 1659291008 | t3_wcgs4n | t5_2to41 | 5 | Special_Discussion92: TIFU And told my gf its safe to do sexual acts and no one would catch us, but her sister came home and now I can't ever see her again.
I am 15 (male), and I have a gf who is 15 as well. I love my gf, with all my heart. she is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me, she is the only reason ... | 5 | 1 | |
1659259391 | 1659260620 | t3_wckpjn | t5_2to41 | 16 | PinderKingui: TIFU by talking about my Ex-Girlfriend
So this happend yesterday and I still can’t get this shit out of my head. I broke of with my girlfriend in 2020 after a 5 1/2 year relationship. It was the first big relationship for the both of us and short story: she wanted to became friends after all what happend ... | 4 | 4 | |
1659261652 | 1659275868 | t3_wcl8sm | t5_2to41 | 1,312 | tifuthrowaway78: TIFU by getting a vasectomy
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twohedwlf: Your vasectomy was the worst pain you've experienced? Not sure if you're being a drama queen or had some infection or have lived annamazingly blessed and pain free life. I've had worse pain because i was too impatient eating pizza and burned my mouth.... | 8 | 164 | |
1659265177 | 1659266955 | t3_wcm3ec | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU By accusing my ex of giving me herpes
Obligatory not today but a few days ago and also posting this on a throwaway account because its kind of embarrassing but I still wanted to get it off my chest.
Expo dump. I smoke weed and I'm not exactly the most intelligent person in the world even when sober. Al... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1659268679 | 1659348077 | t3_wcn1sl | t5_2to41 | 972 | raade2003: TIFU by burning my dong and my balls
This happened a few days ago but I think it's still kinda funny.
Anyway, I bought an OldSpice shower gel and later that day I had a shower. The shower was going like any other. Washed everything and I got to my private areas. I pulled my foreskin back and started cleani... | 8 | 121.5 | |
1659272762 | 1659292307 | t3_wcoatl | t5_2to41 | 4 | Jakeaperson: TIFU when i found out my cousin gave birth to my child
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bowlofjello: Calling BS on this right now.
Jakeaperson: Is it because it's my cousin ?
Misskrabable: Yeah plus the age of your account and this is your only post. It’s pretty obvious.
Jakeaperson: I haven't really been using reddit a lot but ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1659273063 | 1659282254 | t3_wcoebq | t5_2to41 | 1,736 | throwaway_qwasz: TIFU by almost assaulting my close friend of 7 years.
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GrindingNeverStops: He knew you were drunk so he doesn’t care much about it, but maybe he didn’t want to make a move on you if you were drunk, you should probably tell him how you feel about him and see where it goes from there
throwaway_q... | 17 | 102.117647 | |
1659273263 | 1659303804 | t3_wcogrv | t5_2to41 | 1,003 | jacknunn: TIFU by publishing an article about a research project that uses the word "asses" instead of "assess"
I spent the last 3 years working on a research project called Standardised Data on Initiatives (STARDIT) . It was read by multiple co-authors and proof readers, I read it many times and triple checked it.
I... | 5 | 200.6 | |
1659273564 | 1659293963 | t3_wcokff | t5_2to41 | 25 | Affectionate_Many869: TIFU by making my mom think I was a drug dealer
Obligatory things: mobile, didn’t happen today but a couple days ago, throwaway, etc
So it all started back in 2020 when my ex broke up with me forcing me to move out of the house. I had a pretty decent paying job but the added expenses had me scrou... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1659273053 | 1659319919 | t3_wcoe7v | t5_2to41 | 21,905 | throwaway9742721: TIFU by sleeping with my manager
I (M23) work in a pub where a lot of the staff are pretty young either at university or have recently finished their studies so we all get on pretty well. A few weeks ago after a busy shift some of us decided to stay behind and have a few drinks including my manager "E... | 12 | 1,825.416667 | |
1659279071 | 1659293933 | t3_wcqi4e | t5_2to41 | 94 | xray_anonymous: TIFU by not cleaning out the fridge before partially moving out
This just happened today. Right now. I’m in horrified shock that this is real life and I need this moment to just come to terms with this horror movie.
I bought a house back in May. My lease wasn’t up until July but it worked out okay for... | 4 | 23.5 | |
1659284139 | 1659364792 | t3_wcsegj | t5_2to41 | 57 | AndTwiceOnSundays: TIFU by starting a food pun war with my sister via text
Obligatory clarification, I fucked up Thursday night.
Four days ago, my sister
responded to me with one simple little phrase,"lettuce pray" and my brain would not accept that there were no appropriate vegetable puns to be found in my mental R... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1659285747 | 1659302277 | t3_wcszyh | t5_2to41 | 9,714 | Mike714321: TIFU Having Earwax Removed
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jeffinRTP: Takes time to adjust to the noises. After away you will not notice it.
TheAudOne91: I concur
Source: am audiologist 🙂
TheBubbleSquirrel: I agree.
Source: am also audiologist
Edited to add: am audiologist who is prone to wax build up and has had huge wax pl... | 11 | 883.090909 | |
1659286023 | 1659290101 | t3_wct3me | t5_2to41 | 4 | TheCoconut26: TIFU by getting together with a girl i just met
Gotta say didnt happen today but between 2 days ago night and yesterday. I was at a party and i met this girl, turned out we met before at another party when we were both very drunk and approached her, obviously i hadnt been polite and she butted me, end of ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1659287479 | 1659317739 | t3_wctnm5 | t5_2to41 | 33 | GlitteryAllygator: TIFU by accidentally stealing someone’s cat
So the other night I noticed this orange tabby cat under someone’s car. I said hi to him and he ended up following me to my door. I thought maybe he was hungry so I put out some food and water for him. He left after that but ended up coming back the next ni... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1659287647 | 1659305910 | t3_wctpw4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | sjanasnsnanthrowaway: TIFU by rejecting a 3 way
This happened 4 years ago, just realized what I did today..
(M19) I was with a couple of girls, the rest of our friend group wasn’t available so we all drank at one of our friends homes. We were all just sitting around chatting when they got onto the topic of the type of... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1659287845 | 1659288253 | t3_wctsm1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by not turning on the Open Sign.
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stormwulf_mx: I guess a checklist would be useful to have on these situations. Not only on your head, but something you can physically go over just to make sure.
The_Lost_Chromosome: Good idea!
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1659287211 | 1659289882 | t3_wctjvp | t5_2to41 | 10 | KingMegoon1921: TIFU by agreeing to my children having biscuits
TIFU by letting my 3 year have the bourbons
We’ve all been there. As parents, we get tired and reach for the biscuit tin to sate our monsters. For those of you who aren’t from the UK, we have these delicious chocolate biscuits called bourbons. If you’re a... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1659289408 | 1659289977 | t3_wcudq8 | t5_2to41 | 109 | Platinumtide: TIFU by leaving my dildo out during an apartment showing
I moved into my current apartment about a month ago, and last night my purple dildo got some use. I washed it and left it on the bathtub, not really thinking about it.
The building my apartment is a part of is being sold, and the real estate agent... | 4 | 27.25 | |
1659390569 | 1659394440 | t3_wcu76z | t5_2to41 | 3 | Surfguitar: no, literal rape would be holding him down and shoving his dick into her, or shoving something up his ass. As in "rape". She came on to a guy who said no and was a little pushy because she was drunk. Sounds like the guy came out with no lasting trauma.
DarkLordArbitur: Touching someone intimately and kissin... | 10 | 0.3 | |
1659289792 | 1659376005 | t3_wcuisx | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by sexting with a stranger
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AcrobaticSource3: Turn the tables on her...tell her that you will send her photos to her followers unless she pays you $1000
Jungomarch: That is not a girl behind that account, and it’s bought followers / random people following thinking it’s a girl
AcrobaticSource3:... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1659288431 | 1659358868 | t3_wcu0bz | t5_2to41 | 18,737 | the-w0rld-is-flat: TIFU by having seizure when asking for my job back
I (26M) have Cystic Fibrosis and had to get a double lung transplant last year. Because of the long recovery and COVID, I haven’t been able to work in a long time. I used to work at a grocery store in and decided to ask for my job back part time. Wor... | 7 | 2,676.714286 | |
1659289936 | 1659294526 | t3_wcukr5 | t5_2to41 | 14 | CurtainsAreExpensive: TIFU by not changing my motor oil correctly
Yesterday I decided I would try and save a little money by changing the oil in my car myself instead of taking it to the shop. Oil was on sale and I had a free afternoon and I could borrow the tools I needed from my dad. So I bought the oil and a replace... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1659291151 | 1659296474 | t3_wcv1ea | t5_2to41 | 1 | Spiritual-Shape3470: TIFU and possibly scared my father for the rest of his life
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Spiritual-Shape3470: Help me I don’t know what to do ?
manideep3: Show him the texts or something you did together
Spiritual-Shape3470: No texts it was all physical
manideep3: Well unless she tells the truth you are basically fuc... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1659292594 | 1659350725 | t3_wcvklx | t5_2to41 | 385 | MsGibberish: TIFU by forgetting gravity existed
I recently got back into bike riding after 22 years. Bike riding has been a favorite of mine since I was a little kid. Because of financial reasons and life I havent had a bike since I was 20. A few weeks ago I bought a beach cruiser and have been riding on a bike path a ... | 5 | 77 | |
1659292524 | 1659368605 | t3_wcvjot | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking it was funny to discover a package of incontinence products at the hotel
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Prestigious_Ad4419: You're getting chewed out by the Reddit brigade maybe a little too much.
Don't get me wrong, it was fairly insensitive; it was also a mistake.
Take it as a lesson and learn, I wouldn't wo... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1659292880 | 1659295616 | t3_wcvoh3 | t5_2to41 | 45 | Ilikecats123456789: TIFU by telling a one night stand to have a nice life but we're going to the same school in a month
Tifu... well yesterday morning I fucked up.
I had my first one night stand in months on Friday night. When we were parting ways in the morning I was panicking if he'd ask me for my number to maybe do... | 3 | 15 | |
1659295064 | 1659308917 | t3_wcwi7c | t5_2to41 | 23 | I_poop_in_MUs_urinal: TIFU- replacing carpets, underlay, and drywall, with my money.
Back in the year 2001 as a 7 year old, I had this weird weird rebellion phase where I felt like I could go pee anywhere outside of the toilet.
I mean, the dog does it, why can’t I?
Well, instead of using the toilet whenever nature ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1659296188 | 1659375507 | t3_wcwxfy | t5_2to41 | 12 | emdabs: TIFU Going on a trip to Six Flags
Obligatory this actually happened yesterday and long post ahead. A friend of mine who I’ve known for a few months invited me to go to Six Flags Great America with him and his two friends. His friends live in Chicago so we were going to go to the park and then crash at their pla... | 4 | 3 | |
1659297654 | 1659451714 | t3_wcxhn0 | t5_2to41 | 67 | Straight-Dish-4966: TIFU by getting a girl pregnant that wants nothing to do with me
Burner Account for this one.
About 9-10 months ago, I was approached by a cute girl at a local bar. By the time I met her my lads and I had drank quite a bit already, so after talking to her for about an hour, my lads went home and I... | 10 | 6.7 | |
1659296072 | 1659359688 | t3_wcwvv7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by confessing my feelings to my bestfriend of several months
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Infamous-Magician505: where's the update bruh, you can't left us hanging like this
TheScruffyStacheGuy: Bro, this was posted an hour ago, you asked for an update after 30 minutes...
Infamous-Magician505: I think he should update now
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1659305604 | 1659457042 | t3_wd0i5g | t5_2to41 | 12 | nexter2nd: TIFU by deciding to surprise my friend by learning French
Like many of these stories, the fuck up began last year.
I (American) have two European friends (French and Dutch) We meet online and after knowing each other for a few years, we decided we needed to meet up. We decided that I would go to France, sp... | 3 | 4 | |
1659311133 | 1659317968 | t3_wd2hum | t5_2to41 | 24 | TheJanar: TIFU cuz of scammer
I really fucked up.
I was on a dating app tryina get over a girl and I found a pretty woman who said what’s my whatsapp and ofc I said it to her/him. Also he asked my IG which I also gave her/him. So a hour later she sent me nude and asked for dick pic. And I fucking sent her a fake one fr... | 11 | 2.181818 | |
1659312227 | 1659315433 | t3_wd2vk7 | t5_2to41 | 16 | RastafaRyStandsAlone: TIFU by eating spicy curry and drinking too beer at an Airbnb
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Tarantula_Saurus_Rex: [Oh my God I'm bleeding!](https://youtu.be/EXFsz1V5s18?t=42)
RastafaRyStandsAlone: “I think I’ve had these before!”
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1659313123 | 1659315062 | t3_wd375p | t5_2to41 | 3 | Robert_at_reddit: Tifu by taking advice from my father
So for context I have been at a pretty good point in my life rn 1yr going to the gym so best shape of my life pretty confident aneverything and been recently talking to a couple girls told my dad one of them called me at like 10pm amd he thought i was killimg it an... | 3 | 1 | |
1659314902 | 1659373887 | t3_wd3twn | t5_2to41 | 861 | ultrathin_t_rex: TIFU by getting essential oils in my vagina.
This was actually last week. I believe Thursday. While I was working, I had to take the biggest shit. My boss puts essential oils in the bathroom to make it smell better after the deed is done to drip in the toilet. I had done the deed, and needed to change ... | 11 | 78.272727 | |
1659315987 | 1659360370 | t3_wd47l0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Asleep-Friendship925: Tifu because I added a cute girls snap on her tiktok bio and now she’s taking my virginity in a few days
Context: I’m 16 m my gf 15 f I met her on tiktok I saw one of her videos on my fyp and thaught she was cute and added her snap and we got to talking and then a few days later I asked her out an... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1659314929 | 1659352767 | t3_wd3u8e | t5_2to41 | 12 | GarrisonFjord: TIFU by paying for a promotion on Instagram.
As usual this fuck up was like two days ago, but recent enough that I'm still dealing with the fallout. I use my Instagram solely for my artwork, with a few dumb reels here and there. Anyhow, over the years I've received comments about DMing my art to promotio... | 3 | 4 | |
1659318654 | 1659321813 | t3_wd54n4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | sosagrlz: TIFU thinking my mother would change.
So, I decided to get a job 3 months ago. Ever since, my mom has decided it's her obligation to take my money since I still live under her roof. I KEEP GIVING HER IT thinking that she’s gonna actually follow through like an idiot. Keep in mind I'd just turned 18 two weeks ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1659320946 | 1659353993 | t3_wd5wo2 | t5_2to41 | 14 | notphillip52: TIFU Impaled my gf
Actually happened almost two years ago but we still laugh about it to this day.
So one night, my gf(20f) and I(22m) had my apartment to myself. We set up a little cushioned nest in front of the TV and had a romantic ordered-in dinner while watching Frozen.
Right at the point where Ola... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1659320824 | 1659489875 | t3_wd5vat | t5_2to41 | 11 | NaileyBurnerSexy: TIFU by forgetting to put cum tissues away and having my girlfriend's mother bring us lunch
My girlfriend just got bottom surgery, and these next few weeks she will be in her bed laying down a lot. I came over today (4 days post-op) and as per usual, she jerked me off in bed. Our tradition upon cleanu... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1659322886 | 1659371046 | t3_wd6jmb | t5_2to41 | 7,181 | because_of_ghosts: TIFU by trying and failing to engage in group sex.
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Timeformayo: I can’t wait until you post the second half of the story!
because_of_ghosts: The second half? Like..the emotional and legal fallout? I ran away from home as soon as I could and never went back.
The_AniTuber: No, the one with C'... | 17 | 422.411765 | |
1659324522 | 1659395147 | t3_wd72r7 | t5_2to41 | 3,033 | Healthy_Awareness_98: TIFU by throwing away my designated spank shirt
I used an old shirt that I didn’t like as a shirt to clean off my business. You know what I mean.
Anyway - I move out of home, cleaning out my clothes and very logically decide to throw the shirt out. I literally give it no other though, never hear a... | 8 | 379.125 | |
1659326541 | 1659331495 | t3_wd7pnd | t5_2to41 | 1,744 | svladcjelli2001: TIFU By breaking some poor kids heart.
I'm moving out of the country and giving nearly everything I have away. I'm giving a lot to our recent immigrant neighbors who only speak Portuguese. Let's just say they are a rapidly growing family and don't have much. So I offer some of my wife's Amibo cards to ... | 9 | 193.777778 | |
1659331795 | 1659332313 | t3_wd99jg | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by stealing a car and crashing it into a house
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NeofelisNight: not gonna lie, might want to send this over to r/confession instead. folks here are gonna hate as "YoU mAdE tHe ChOiCe"
internal_gaze214: Eh, I might just delete it.
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1659332026 | 1659333238 | t3_wd9c23 | t5_2to41 | 193 | piercemyclit: Tifu not wearing headphones while I’m FaceTiming
Just happened btw. I’m (27f) flying home with my dad from vacation and stuck in an airport due to a delay. I was laying on a seat about 10 ft from my dad when my boyfriend FaceTimes me so I answer. My headphones were in my backpack by my dad so I didn’t wan... | 10 | 19.3 | |
1659332420 | 1659339433 | t3_wd9fzl | t5_2to41 | 81 | [deleted]: Tifu by wearing grey shorts on a plane
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emptyzed81: Yea they definitely clocked you. Best just move on with your life and hope you don't become a meme. Also, just jerk off man.
georgiomoorlord: Some people get addicted to porn. It's like any other addiction really.
shakemix: You can jerk off without... | 5 | 16.2 | |
1658724578 | 1659346964 | t3_w7fq7w | t5_2to41 | 14 | SubNL96: TIFU by being impulsive and nearly drowning
To begin with, I am Autistic, in my case meaning I overthink a lot of times but can be very impulsive as well forgetting my entire surroundings, and the latter happened last week to me and how!
When I was paddling on the river I accidentally threw my paddle overboar... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1659340322 | 1659399205 | t3_wdbkr2 | t5_2to41 | 41,685 | PessimistPr1me: TIFU by calling a nice guy a pervert
This happened yesterday. I, (31F) was in a grocery store parking lot after doing some shopping and started putting my bags away into my car. I had one earphone in and was really focused on the conversation happening on one of my favorite podcasts. As I was finishing ... | 20 | 2,084.25 | |
1659342000 | 1659387178 | t3_wdc0ax | t5_2to41 | 68 | True-Jackfruit: TIFU by crashing my drone in a river
Hi, long time lurker, first time poster.
So I'm a drone pilot and was contracted to cover a music festival that was happening in a town not far from where I live. The venue was very picturesque, with the main stage situated right next to a large river that was flowi... | 8 | 8.5 | |
1659348500 | 1659349955 | t3_wddp1e | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting a stranger and attending a stranger’s party
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Feellikedancing: First things first you might want to ask someone how to file a police report because it sounds like you were drugged and raped and I’m really sorry that happened to you.
No_Lobster_4824: I wanted to, but I don’t want my f... | 5 | 5 | |
1659352634 | 1659358067 | t3_wdevry | t5_2to41 | 23 | ActualThrowaway20: TIFU by not talking to the police
A few years ago my roommates A and B (26F/26F) got into a fight with a neighbor/friend (27M?) at a party. Most of this will be second hand or from what I saw.
Basically after a few months of being friends with some neighbors it got contentious about Neighbor crushin... | 9 | 2.555556 | |
1659355739 | 1659376544 | t3_wdfvtu | t5_2to41 | 25 | Thin-Place-7289: TIFU by kissing my colleague
So my best friend, let’s called her D,recently had a very bad breakup with her boyfriend. In short he left her to fend for herself after giving her a bad UTI after unprotected sex and she was suffering through it all. So D was crashing as a friend’s place and called up me... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1659357734 | 1659689919 | t3_wdgj9m | t5_2to41 | 2,263 | nyshoto: TIFU by provoking angry Dutch farmers
I'm not sure if the manure protests have been in the news outside the Netherlands, but our farmers are very angry about new emissions legislation and spraying/dumping manure all over the place to protest.
I'm just a low-level city worker here but part of my work does invo... | 21 | 107.761905 | |
1659358536 | 1659442929 | t3_wdgsvy | t5_2to41 | 2 | Bstyles2608: TIFU by journaling about my girlfriends life
When I (female) meet someone I like a lot or care about I always keep a journal of almost everything they tell me. But hear me out.
I’ve always had a very high IQ and schooling is extremely thrilling for me. So retaining academic knowledge is easy for me. But ... | 7 | 0.285714 | |
1659362055 | 1659403165 | t3_wdi2i4 | t5_2to41 | 26 | throwthrowthrow42069: TIFU by accidentaly playing audio messages of my ex-GF while having sex with another girl from Tinder
4 days ago I went on a third date with a pretty amazing girl I met on Tinder. After we finished our food at the restaurant she suggested drinks on her balcony so we went to her place for said drin... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1659362964 | 1659387264 | t3_wdif4f | t5_2to41 | 714 | ItzBleKz: TIFU by telling my girlfriend's lovebird to murder the whole house and being heard by my gf's grandmother, who now thinks I'm part of a sect
This happened just a few hours ago.
For context, because this will be relevant to understanding the story, we (me and my gf) say as a joke between us that birds are try... | 7 | 102 | |
1659366915 | 1659407760 | t3_wdjy4o | t5_2to41 | 45 | Merry_berry7785: TIFU by evading a ticket from a cop
So I (17F) was driving home after getting Starbucks and I noticed a cop driving behind me. I didn’t think anything of it because I had been going only 10 over the speed limit and once I saw him I started going the limit. After a few minutes he suddenly put on his lig... | 9 | 5 | |
1659367167 | 1659370018 | t3_wdk1j6 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By going to a porn site and finding incest by accident
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MrArendt: I'm confused. Why were you browsing step sis content if you say you don't watch it?
trulysadandhappyboi5: sry for the confusion i was pretty bored wrote the first thing that came to my mind
MrArendt: This does not make it make se... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1659369309 | 1659396789 | t3_wdkvpj | t5_2to41 | 211 | KibleeDibleeDoo: TIFU by teaching my puppy Russian
My girl was born January 2021, I brought her home at 8 weeks and she has barely left my side since. She is a Caucasian Ovcharka so an old Russian breed so I thought it would be funny to teach her basic commands on Russian.
It's worth noting I do not know Russian at ... | 7 | 30.142857 | |
1659369788 | 1659374037 | t3_wdl355 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU BY STALKING A GIRL ON INSTAGRAM
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Tuckerrrrr: This is a very small ripple in your life. Best to just forget about it and enjoy your youth. Definitely not worth the worry. There’s probably someone stalking you.
Have fun! Go do things with the people you’re surrounded with. They’ll be memories a... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1659372577 | 1659548637 | t3_wdm8c6 | t5_2to41 | 55 | Smooth-Length-9059: TIFU: By fucking my boss’ roommate
I (21F) am in a bit of a sticky situation. The love of my life and I broke up 52 days ago (but who is counting, right?).
Before I go any further, I want to preface that I have a plethora of diagnosed mental health issues, which can be more or less summed up to ex... | 5 | 11 | |
1659377437 | 1659379136 | t3_wdo7r6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu by sending something inappropriate to a college class
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Exact_Initiative7660: Jesus Christ we get it. You’re trying to send some weird kpop hypnotizing shit on this site with a different story every time. I highly doubt you and 30 other accounts have accidentally sent out gifs of Asian chicks da... | 4 | 1 | |
1659378580 | 1659412053 | t3_wdoo5j | t5_2to41 | 8 | Mr_p0op: TIFU by accidently getting this man to beat up a dog but dog is "living".
So I was going on a walk because fresh air. This larger man and significantly smaller man crossed paths across the street and the smaller one had a large but non-aggressive breed of dog, I believe it was a golden retriever mix. They star... | 4 | 2 | |
1659373637 | 1659457263 | t3_wdmnue | t5_2to41 | 4,030 | adambradford24: TIFU by being overeager to travel for work
In a post-COVID world, opportunities to travel for work have came few and far between.
So you can imagine my excitement when I get invited to go to Sweden for my first time. 3 day trip, all expenses paid and one day of work where I go visit one of our factorie... | 10 | 403 | |
1659377027 | 1659399935 | t3_wdo1q5 | t5_2to41 | 1,365 | gogogogogotron: TIFU by not reading the directions before I handcuffed myself
Bought some sexy handcuffs for me and the man’s. Bought them bc it said they had a safety release. Did NOT read the instructions. Was just excited and immediately slapped them on to get a feel for things.
I was working from home. Took me 30... | 8 | 170.625 | |
1659378885 | 1659407427 | t3_wdosrx | t5_2to41 | 147 | abysmaldepression: TIFU by swerving my boyfriend's kiss
I actually think this is really funny, but I did cry afterwards.
This was a while ago, I (14F) was hanging out with my now ex (15M). He had to leave to go camping with his family and we wouldn't se each other for three weeks. We had been talking about kissing, bu... | 3 | 49 | |
1659375364 | 1659451173 | t3_wdnd7o | t5_2to41 | 44 | oscarthethrowawayy: TIFU by trying to make healthy brownies
*\*\*Obligatory this happened in June this year\*\**
TIFU by making "healthy" black bean brownies.
I know what you may be thinking, and please allow me to explain myself and my actions.
I love chocolate. I am a fiend for it. I probably do insurmountable dam... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1659380416 | 1659411846 | t3_wdpeto | t5_2to41 | 171 | bcmanucd: TIFU by blasting (possibly asbestos-filled) drywall dust throughout my home.
Happened 2 days ago. Wife and I are upgrading our early '60s house with new appliances, so I recently removed the old gas furnace from the furnace closet in the middle of the house so we can turn it into a walk-in pantry. This left... | 8 | 21.375 | |
1659382739 | 1659389282 | t3_wdqdjy | t5_2to41 | 11 | Not_a_smart_nb: TIFU by calling GF 'petty' instead of 'pretty' before 12 hr flight
TIFU
In the wee hours of the morning as I was going to bed. I was texting my lovely girlfriend as she was about to leave on her return flight from Fiji. I was trying to stay up late to keep her company on the phone as she was by herself... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1659380274 | 1659393037 | t3_wdpclc | t5_2to41 | 126 | [deleted]: TIFU by using Stripe as a payment processor for my small business without reading TOS
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jan04pl: God that's awful, wish you that it all clears out. Try filing a complaint with the authority that is responsible for banking stuff, and also write on their social media, that often helps as it is public a... | 4 | 31.5 | |
1659384253 | 1659391674 | t3_wdqzs4 | t5_2to41 | 132 | yourdadisabean: TIFU Talks Episode #41 (i think) Come share your story!
my-dog-for-president: Okay I was gonna do a story about doing my spouse dirty, but this episode seems to be more about cops and I got a great one.
[here’s the gallery for proof of the story](https://imgur.com/gallery/6G2mDG1)
Edit - okay Imgur s... | 9 | 14.666667 |
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