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1659385498 | 1659385962 | t3_wdri0l | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by swiping on my girlfriend’s phone NSFW
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GrindingNeverStops: I’ve seen this exact post before, plus looking at all the posts you’ve made recently it’s pretty obvious you just want karma/rewards
k4rmeh: I was just thinking this, I have read this exact post also
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1659386677 | 1659391565 | t3_wdrzgs | t5_2to41 | 30 | TheHoppyCamper: TIFU by honking at people running a red light
Was driving back from work today when I hit a red light about 10 minutes from home.
Its one of those lights that all the locals know because it takes forever to turn green, so when I saw it go from green to yellow to red right as I pulled up all I could do... | 7 | 4.285714 | |
1659387410 | 1659387756 | t3_wdsa9f | t5_2to41 | 8 | Celestialfridge: TIFU by making the spiciest meal I've ever eaten
So got home, had some left over rice from dinner the night before, had some jerk seasoning I'd picked up when was BBQ season and never used it.
So throw together some frozen southern fried chicken toss in half the jar of seasoning put in the oven then... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1659382595 | 1659394711 | t3_wdqbfn | t5_2to41 | 8 | because_of_ghosts: TIFU by telling a story that hurt someone’s feelings
TIFU by telling a story that made someone feel insecure.
I’ll probably get banned from the sub for this but I have nothing left to post here.
Yesterday I posted a story about the worst experience of my life. Lots of people liked it (and overnigh... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1659391383 | 1659391835 | t3_wdtvvw | t5_2to41 | 36 | crlikesjazz: Tifu by ruining my moms vacuum
Backstory: I (17m) had a huge water jug in my back seat for marching band rehearsal that spilled while I was driving. I figured it would be alright if I let it dry. It wasn't. It formed a bunch of mildew which I sprayed vinegar on to clean. As I was cleaning it I realized i... | 3 | 12 | |
1659387337 | 1659402852 | t3_wds990 | t5_2to41 | 489 | ValyrianJedi: TIFU by missing a meeting because I flew to the wrong city.
I have to travel a boatload for work, something like 100+ nights a year in hotels, so it can kind of all run together and I don't pay a ton of notice to it anymore. The office handles the bookings and all so I really just have to show up.
The m... | 6 | 81.5 | |
1659391876 | 1659393039 | t3_wdu2wb | t5_2to41 | 43 | Peachfuzz124: TIFU by asking my girlfriend for risqué photos
It all started around a month ago. I (15M) asked my girlfriend (15F) for some photos, non nude, just teasing photos. It was all chill until this morning.
I got a text from my dad saying “we need to talk” so I asked him what it was all about and he basically ... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1659394552 | 1659456742 | t3_wdv4gu | t5_2to41 | 146 | Wild4fire: TIFU trying to improve cooling on a laptop I intended to sell...
I've got a laptop I intended to sell and two days ago, I thought "let's clean it up a bit and while I'm at it, I might as well replace the thermal paste". Well, I have some Thermal Grizzly Conductonaut (liquid metal thermal paste) so I used tha... | 6 | 24.333333 | |
1659392280 | 1659397621 | t3_wdu8oe | t5_2to41 | 136 | WistfulAether: TIFU by not paying attention while making a smoothie
So I make a smoothie for lunch pretty much every day, with more or less the same ingredients in it: some frozen fruit, yogurt, juice, ice, and protein powder. I was rushing making it today, because I was trying to get back to a multiplayer game I was i... | 3 | 45.333333 | |
1659398325 | 1659410731 | t3_wdwinm | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting part of a Christian cross stuck in my bladder
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AcrobaticSource3: The first lesson they teach you in Sunday School is to not use art projects for masturbation. We’re you absent that day? I recommend you post this story, word for word, to r/Catholicism to see what advice they have
lazi... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1659398486 | 1659406526 | t3_wdwl1j | t5_2to41 | 6 | _IceWizard_: TIFU by telling my GF I wish she was slimmer
Obligatory; this happened a few days ago. However I'm still in the recovering process...
I told her that I wish she was slimmer like the idiot I am, and honestly idk why. I love her deeply and I accept her for who she is, inside and out. I couldn't care less if... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1659399734 | 1659401896 | t3_wdx150 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by Masturbating to my Best Friend
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doctorhino: You realize her Mom just made it up, there is no witchcraft.
lazyboy9898: EDIT #2: I'm not trynna create drama so whatever, idc
crispy1989: Built-in human biases make us extremely susceptible to belief in this kind of thing. There are a great many... | 8 | 3.875 | |
1659398257 | 1659402512 | t3_wdwhsq | t5_2to41 | 32 | Technical_Watch2137: Tifu by brushing my teeth with anti itch cream.
I am visiting my boyfriends grandparents house and I didn’t bring my own toothpaste. I thought it would be a waste of bag space since I’d only be here a couple of days and they have toothpaste.
So I just open a drawer in in the bathroom and see a l... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1659403061 | 1659452994 | t3_wdy84b | t5_2to41 | 2,405 | burneracc183873: TIFU by ordering 100 plastic guillotines from Alibaba
Context: Alibaba is a site where you can bulk order items straight for the manufactures so if you find something you want tonnes of really cheap with a bit of pricy shipping, it’s perfect. Everything is usually sold in sets of 100, 500 and 1000, wit... | 14 | 171.785714 | |
1659403682 | 1659403881 | t3_wdygku | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by not listening to a guy on tik tok
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Infinit_Jests: >>*scarred
>>*you’re
declanspilar: thanks, will change
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1659405102 | 1659485288 | t3_wdyz5f | t5_2to41 | 31,297 | YuckEyo3s5: TIFU by accidentally telling a girl to give me a blowjob
This happened around a week ago.
I was having rehearsals for marching band for the entire week. I made a friend who we shall call butt. She has the seat next to me when we are rehearsing our music and we hit it off pretty well since we have similar in... | 17 | 1,841 | |
1659405321 | 1659457998 | t3_wdz1xh | t5_2to41 | 294 | Few_Employer189: TIFU by beating my father
My father (51M) and my mother (45F) had a huge fight while I was playing games, they used to fight a lot when I was a kid and well tbh those fights are the only thing that I remember from my childhood, I'm not really close with my family, Since I was 15yo I found part time job... | 6 | 49 | |
1659405793 | 1659406256 | t3_wdz85b | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a joke in really poor taste
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AcrobaticSource3: > it matched the other jokes being made
What tf were the other jokes???
maranobols_2: So my other friend was joking to r\*pe my friend who was on call with his girlfriend and that's when I said "you're not being r\*ped until you say n... | 3 | 1 | |
1659405554 | 1659406098 | t3_wdz4vf | t5_2to41 | 21 | slapmewithafishpls: TIFU by telling a large courtroom I do illegal drugs
TIFU by loudly admitting to illegal activities in court
So I had jury duty today and was summoned early this morning. Now over the weekend I had been consuming some minor psychedelics to relax and seek inner spirituality. Anyways, I show up and w... | 3 | 7 | |
1659406173 | 1659407538 | t3_wdzcv9 | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU When I saw I had fired and promoted the wrong employees at my old job
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FruitLoopsAreAwesome: Advice for the future, say something. Some poor soul is now fixing your mess. By making them chase you up, they're now even further behind. Now that's all done, whatever you do in the future, all the be... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1659409857 | 1659486882 | t3_we0n8z | t5_2to41 | 10,271 | Current_Tonight_8883: TIFU by sending my boyfriend a sext
So I recently started dating this guy and we're madly in love. We've been together for two months and have spent practically every day together since we started seeing each other. A few days ago, he went back home to Toronto to visit his parents who I haven't me... | 23 | 446.565217 | |
1659412673 | 1659437391 | t3_we1l52 | t5_2to41 | -1 | Equivalent_Green_481: TIFU By showing my Offspring Affection.
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Equivalent_Green_481: For those who don’t get it: Play hollow knight
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OkNecessary9926: No 2x
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1659416837 | 1659427966 | t3_we2wex | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: Tifu by sending a gif to my entite class
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ssssxcxddx: I feel like I saw almost this exact post a month or two ago.
Actually, I’m certain that this is a copied post lol.
PCDub: Agreed. That was my first thought
LtButtermilch: You see this post with varying personal every day from fresh accounts...
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1659410613 | 1659427350 | t3_we0wnd | t5_2to41 | 17 | Justasilentreader: TIFU by getting a tip from a cabbie
Mandatory didn't happen today but i still cringe to this day when i think about it.
This happened around 12 years back when i visited USA for work. As a 22 year old coming from a South Asian country, i was naive and didn't have much idea about the tipping culture s... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1659415849 | 1659421353 | t3_we2lpk | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling one of my friends to flash the turtle in the zoo in order to wake them up
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Wermillio: I’m sure the turtles wouldn’t have minded your suggested method of waking them up
niceandsane: You bet your sweet ass they wouldn't.
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1659417491 | 1659418121 | t3_we338a | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking the rules of the internet
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InflamedLiver: Hint: random people will never message you for sexting
dadis2cool: It really didn’t click until you put that way.
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1659423307 | 1659461140 | t3_we4pa5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | sneakysneaks_: TIFU by letting a mouse into the house
I live in an old house with no AC, and the ongoing heat wave has been brutal. This afternoon I had the back door open to try and get some airflow going, and a tiny field mouse ran into the kitchen and went right under the stove. I noticed it only because my cat star... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1659424289 | 1659425977 | t3_we4z1d | t5_2to41 | -1 | whaheheckk: TIFU by telling my boyfriend I’m not into the stuff he is into (TLDR at the end)
Me and my bf have been dating for almost a year and we just had one of our "late night convos" which happened to be about our sexualities and kinks. He shared something with me and I am completely supportive of it, I'm going to... | 7 | -0.142857 | |
1659426559 | 1659463365 | t3_we5jww | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a guy and hooking up with a married man for 7 years now...thinking of telling his wife.
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StripeyButt: I don't think it's your place to reveal anything to his family. If he feels like he wants to then let him. It's not your place to bring someone else out of the closet. That's their cho... | 26 | 2.038462 | |
1659424921 | 1659441929 | t3_we54vx | t5_2to41 | 3 | No-Worldliness-3350: tifu by calling my mom back
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[deleted]: It’s like reading a text equivalent to a strobe light.
Catnip4Pedos: They saw a gay and there mum said call me, then they lost the gay
I think that's the story. Weird story. Not sure how they know the man is gay.
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1659430737 | 1659446039 | t3_we6nz0 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Manfrenjensenjen: TIFU by inadvertently letting my ego cause me to forever lose someone very important to me
It didn’t happen today, but today I find myself awake in the middle of the night again, wondering how it all went wrong…
I was in a crazy, unexpected and intense long-ish distance relationship with a pretty god... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1659431993 | 1659433004 | t3_we705b | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by swiping on my girlfriend’s phone NSFW
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Anotherdude342: Another repost? Calm down. This is the 4th time I've seen this now, including yesterday.
MissIllusion: It was pretty fast for them to update with no comments
tamadli: I forgor to crop text 💀
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1659432660 | 1659436279 | t3_we76k0 | t5_2to41 | 41 | tamadli: tifu by having a threesome
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Auroraburst: This sounds like HER fuck up honestly. She said it was ok and it sounds like she has double standards.
If she can bang a girl without your permission why is you ASKING if it's ok then stopping when you realised she was bothered crossing a line?
kyss24: She sai... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1659438762 | 1659440355 | t3_we8wz1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking through my GF phone
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solstice_gilder: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Instead of sneaking on her phone, you should have just asked her.
Zima2k: I know, i should have, i didn't think this trough, i honestly feel like shit and i regret this so fuckin much
algoporlacara: Do you r... | 4 | 3 | |
1659440885 | 1659449166 | t3_we9l28 | t5_2to41 | 11 | DirectionPotential79: TIFU by sexting and getting attached to a guy who was apparently in a relationship
I (F19) met this guy (M19) online. We were just chatting about random things and then he decided to call me. He told me he was single and I believed him. On the call, we talked about mostly innocent things but towar... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1659436096 | 1659445300 | t3_we84wk | t5_2to41 | 6 | thrownawaynotyet: TIFU by making my friend think I'm in love with her and possibly ruining our friendship
Obligatory this happened Saturday/Sunday but I haven't had the energy to type it out because I'm feeling pretty low. Details and names changed/left out because I have a feeling she or someone else might see this an... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1659442564 | 1659459881 | t3_wea5cl | t5_2to41 | 5 | random20190826: TIFU by ruining my vacation by clicking the wrong buttons repeatedly
I work from home in Ontario (Canada) for a company in California (US). In October, 2021, I had let the company know that I would be taking time off for the weeks beginning 8/7 and 8/14. I found out in January that I would get 3 weeks o... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1659442876 | 1659444648 | t3_wea92d | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my sister to do it herself
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arlondiluthel: She played you.
CandyBananaPie: I did kind of leave her there for 20 minutes. She also had that account for years too so many of the things in that account must have been really important to her in a way.
arlondiluthel: If she "got over it" ... | 4 | 1 | |
1659443888 | 1659450922 | t3_wealf1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | omegantbk: TIFU by getting drunk at my sister's house and saying i want sex.
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TheScruffyStacheGuy: You're worried about a good boy image in front of your family and yet, do coke and get blackout drunk with them? I don't think they think you're the man you think they think you are... Wow what a sentence right? ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1659427672 | 1659448358 | t3_we5usw | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by following u/Distasteful_T around reddit
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NostradaMart: dude you're cringy on an epic level ...don't be a stalker, you ass.
isavedjesus: Oh you thought it was cringey? It's because it's all very literal. I hoped it was so over the top one could tell I was being intentionally extra. I was t... | 4 | 0 | |
1659447499 | 1659539019 | t3_webxjy | t5_2to41 | 10,495 | HotKnifeUpAss: TIFU By Smoking weed In Jamaica
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battmannxyz: I got so worried reading your story until I got to the end.
Those feelings are normal, and it's so lovely that you got to fall in love all over again! That's what its all about.
Sorry that you pretty much died from weed tho, it is a rite of passag... | 10 | 1,049.5 | |
1659447972 | 1659460502 | t3_wec422 | t5_2to41 | -6 | Firm_Rice_9372: TIFU by trying to not have an affair
TIFU by trying to not have an affair
A little bit of context: I (18M) have been with my girlfriend (18F) for over 2 and a half years. I don't like to admit this, but our relationship has gotten pretty worn out in the last 6 months and I am not sure if I still love h... | 4 | -1.5 | |
1659450742 | 1659455422 | t3_wed8dl | t5_2to41 | 55 | RockyTop42: TIFU by doing too much for a girl I really liked
For the past few months I’ve been working in a restaurant and I found one of the bartenders really attractive. So naturally I started talking to her when I could and tried getting to know her a bit better overall. It got to the point where I could tell she wa... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1659452760 | 1659538755 | t3_wee2wm | t5_2to41 | 228 | [deleted]: TIFU by not following my commands procedure for drug testing
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laurabun136: You are voluntarily in the Armed Forces, which relies on everyone following commands to do the job and stay safe while doing so.
You wilfully disobeyed orders.
You should report yourself and take whatever punishment is pr... | 8 | 28.5 | |
1659454891 | 1660343728 | t3_weez96 | t5_2to41 | 10 | WILL_THERE_BE_MATH: TIFU by taking a joke too far and possibly damaging relationships
Posted from mobile so sorry if formatting is weird.
Backstory: I started a new job last month and needed to move across the state for it. On my first day of orientation I met this girl, B, who was also just starting. I immediately th... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1659462286 | 1659463690 | t3_wei3pg | t5_2to41 | 12 | andeargdue: TIFU by poisoning my dog
I just realised what I did and I feel awful about it!
My dog, Daisy (10F black lab) is the kind of dog who will knock over a child if that child had food; she just *loves* food. So it was weird yesterday when she only started to eat her breakfast at around 2pm. That night she thre... | 3 | 4 | |
1659464300 | 1659507307 | t3_weiye5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Optimal-Pie-1293: TIFU by having a threesome
Me and my gf were really really drunk last night and we had a threesome qith her friend and me and my gf ere only going along with it coz we thought each other wanted it eventhough we didn't and now were taking a break but she the love of my life and I Hurt so much I'm... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1659464374 | 1659529452 | t3_weizgr | t5_2to41 | 328 | Sad_Shower3009: TIFU By underestimating the Greek sun and being stupid/forgetful
So I decided to come on holiday with my family to Greece thinking it will get me out of my bedroom where I wfh and am lazy. At least if I go on holiday I can enjoy the sun.
Well here is where is all goes wrong… and I’m sure someone is loo... | 11 | 29.818182 | |
1659465409 | 1659468399 | t3_wejex6 | t5_2to41 | 314 | [deleted]: TIFU by finally making a move on my cute neighbor 1 year too late
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i_say_uhhh: Make friends with her and try to visit every once in a while, but text as much as you can
ItsYaCarboiii: Nah I can't deal with long-distance relationships. We did exchange numbers and added each other on social media acco... | 8 | 39.25 | |
1659465216 | 1659560112 | t3_wejc4a | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by parking in a reserved spot
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Unevenscore42: Today I met a non-karen.
MissedallthePoints: Two non-Karens. One with a polite note helping to educate, and the other one who took the note into consideration and modified their behavior. I bet this is what the 1950s felt like.
Unevenscore42: Trul... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1659467016 | 1659471652 | t3_wek27g | t5_2to41 | 93 | Southern-March1015: TIFU by sleeping at my friend's home
This weekend I fucked up by accepting the invitation of my friend to visit him and sleep at his place.
This friend, let's call him P, isn't a close friend, more like a collegue from my previous job. He is now working in a different city between my current home ... | 6 | 15.5 | |
1659467653 | 1659471825 | t3_wekbpr | t5_2to41 | 48 | throwaway2910123: TIFU by being overly competitive
This happened last night. I'm 20F. I don't know if he has reddit so if you recognize yourself please don't read this.
Last night I went to a party at a friend's house. I got really really really drunk, like I-haven't-drink-in-a-month-but-now-I'm-sipping-vodka drunk. (... | 6 | 8 | |
1659467869 | 1659575689 | t3_wekewx | t5_2to41 | 34 | Broncs5280: TIFU buying football tickets
This actually happened today, the local football team sells 2,000 1/2 price tickets for each home game. This makes up less than 3% of seats at the stadium so as you can imagine they sell out pretty fast. As soon as they went on sale I put myself in the queue for every game, with... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1659469568 | 1659475213 | t3_wel4jb | t5_2to41 | 113 | [deleted]: Tifu by not wearing underwear to go to the hotel lobby
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AllThePrettyPenguins: Take the win bro, you just made their day and will forever more be known as The Elevator Dude
RLucas3000: One lady referred to him as Captain Packed-With-Peanuts.
AllThePrettyPenguins: Lol yes even better
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1659469900 | 1659562704 | t3_wel9ei | t5_2to41 | 33,747 | paigescactus: TIFU me and actually right now
So I work at a tire shop and go home for lunch. I love pickles, so much and just found out about zesty dill spears. They’re so freaking good. Well at lunch I open the jar and scroll Reddit. Not to long I realize I’m down to my last spear. I was so bummed out and thought man ... | 12 | 2,812.25 | |
1659472086 | 1659989955 | t3_wem6ka | t5_2to41 | 19 | WearyKing4453: TIFU by ordering a used item on Amazon
This happened just an hour ago and I am in disbelief and honestly kind of laughing! I cannot believe this just happened.
Two days ago I ordered a set of silverware off Amazon. I had somehow been losing mine piece by piece until I had no knives and one or two forks... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1659473619 | 1659581600 | t3_wemt6f | t5_2to41 | 16 | Charmingstargazer: Tifu by drinking milk
Oh god, as I type this my stomach feels like an active volcano. I (16F) have always had an issue with milk, I’m pretty sure I’m lactose intolerant, however it’s never been anything past a small inconvenience if I want to eat a whole cheese pizza I wouldn’t even think about the a... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1659473918 | 1659479578 | t3_wemxiw | t5_2to41 | 155 | idklolol10293: TIFU by telling my dad he makes me suicidal
this is all really messing with me right now, sorry for bad grammar and if this just doesnt make sense.
i (15f) have always struggled with problems regarding my mental health, from as young as 8. my father has known this yet refuses to get me help despite my ... | 3 | 51.666667 | |
1659478681 | 1659479960 | t3_weowq1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Spook-Fox: TIFU by trying to help a new student
I will never attempt this again
TL;DR Hello everyone, and if I'm lucky hello Rslash! I love listing to your podcasts on Spotify when I'm at school!
Now this did happen a few months ago I don't exactly remember when, and it will become apparent why a fifteen year ol... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1659479910 | 1659481514 | t3_wepe27 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating dairy
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RacconHero: First of all, .
Second of all, you could get some Lactaid pills, it will help you with dairy digestion next time.
i_like_unicorns_and_: Really???? Apparently everyone I am with knew this and didn’t tell me! 😂😂😂
RacconHero: I was... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1659484129 | 1659488337 | t3_weqzza | t5_2to41 | 30 | dalmie: TIFU by assuming my stomach was indestructible
I love spicy food. And I mean, the really spicy stuff. I always ask restaurants to dial it up to 11 and use red peppers and various sauces liberally in my own food and have never had a problem with it in the past.
Well, I turned 30 several months ago. From a few ... | 5 | 6 | |
1659481642 | 1659508688 | t3_weq28x | t5_2to41 | 4,376 | RoughRaptors: TIFU By Accidentally Stealing A Human
This was last night. I went to a nearby taco/burrito truck to get some dinner. As I get out of my car, a homeless man asks me for a burrito from where I'm headed to. I say no, sorry, and keep walking. I live in Washington State USA, and there's unfortunately a lot of ... | 7 | 625.142857 | |
1659485048 | 1659536183 | t3_werclv | t5_2to41 | 33,238 | SlimVali: TIFU by going on a date with a girl from Tinder who seemed way too good to be true and not seeing the red flags.
I (23M) was talking to this girl (23F) for a week on Tinder and Instagram. She was gorgeous and she seemed very fun and outgoing but she did have a investment girl boss vibe to her (and that's ok b... | 12 | 2,769.833333 | |
1659485901 | 1659581035 | t3_wero0w | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to shave with Scissors
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because_of_ghosts: I didn’t want to read this, but I did. I knew what was going to happen anyways and I still read it.
lunalily22: I made the same mistake
RudeSprinkles1240: Me too.
Setthegodofchaos: Me three
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1659487251 | 1659599232 | t3_wes5my | t5_2to41 | 94 | One_Science8349: TIFU by accepting the Death Nut challenge at work
I work in construction (this is important later) and lately the various hot food challenges have been making their rounds through the staff, with hilarious fallout. So far I’d managed to wave off the challenger with smart ass comments but today, for som... | 4 | 23.5 | |
1659489029 | 1659489650 | t3_wesseu | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my virginity to my professor, and probably destroyed her marriage
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athensugadawg: Gotta ask, did you get your degree?
RandomHero3129: It's what we're all wondering.
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1659488971 | 1659571012 | t3_wesrnn | t5_2to41 | 19 | DrGildersleeve: TIFU by telling my mom I wanted iced tea spoons
Defiant did not happen today, but I continue to feel the effects daily, more than 2 decades later. My spouse is currently stirring spaghetti sauce with a tea spoon, which we will then try to use to serve the sauce, bc neither of us wants to wash another ut... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1659494581 | 1659495175 | t3_weuqon | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my daughter cancer
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Corey3500: Of course you could prevent this by not telling a pregnant person to smoke in the first place, this just baffles me but you do you, good luck to your daughter I wish her all the best and I hope this has made you quit 👍
electric_cat_YT: if you want me to... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1659497030 | 1659500622 | t3_wevl1n | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by joking to my girlfriend that she’s only with me for a green card
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lite_crumpet: Women are gonna eat you alive.
I would say she got upset because you are correct.
Even you know it , that is why its on your mind . Its called a fraudian slip
snausagesinablanket: >I would say she got upse... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1659498962 | 1659550348 | t3_wew845 | t5_2to41 | 1,438 | Aedrone: TIFU by having an embarrassing realization about Donuts.
Not sure if this belongs here, but here you go anyways.
Not today but pretty recent. Me and my wife were in one of our many local donut shops grabbing a bite for breakfast. She orders her usual Ham, Egg, Bacon and cheese croissant and decides she also w... | 10 | 143.8 | |
1659499301 | 1659565709 | t3_wewc9w | t5_2to41 | 8 | JubileeJonez: TIFU telling my brother I am bi
Hello boys, girls, and everyone in between!
This is a true TIFU. Buckle in folks!
I (F,33) am moving across country for work. My company is paying for a moving service. The only stipulation is I cannot pack any food, drinks, or plants. (RIP my plant babies)
Tonight I ... | 4 | 2 | |
1659500899 | 1659575320 | t3_wewv5c | t5_2to41 | 355 | Smilwastaken: TIFU by trying to carry soda while riding a bike
So, while this didn't quite happen today, it DID happen 2 days ago.
I was riding my bike around town when I decided I wanted to get some food for when I got home. I tried to go to Wendy's but, alas, the inside was closed.
So after biking home from Wendy's... | 7 | 50.714286 | |
1659508803 | 1659509333 | t3_wez872 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu by mixing up a song
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ihaventgotany: Just own it. Lean in. Go out there and do it better than they expect.
ThatLove: Do the best out of them all, be their lead dancer, and after that you get a group of friends to dance with
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1659509277 | 1659509771 | t3_wezd3e | t5_2to41 | 35 | bodakorange: TIFU by going to do my bosses expenses and realizing that my Door Dash orders have been charging to her corporate card
I truly hate my life and myself. The other day I went to go pay my bosses expenses and I realized that not one, not two, but THREE of my personal food/grocery orders were charged to her co... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1659515858 | 1659524234 | t3_wf16cz | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting my bf from another account
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ihih_reddit: I'm interested, what you like about him? Or what's causing you to stay with him?
Head-Philosopher133: he treats me amazingly and is always there for me no matter what and i love him. the only problem is that he keeps lying to me about things b... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1659517612 | 1659565150 | t3_wf1naj | t5_2to41 | 54 | simonduarte: TIFU by meeting a possesed girl from tinder.
Okey so i got the insperation to share this story by another post i read.
This happened about 1 year ago. I(m 24 at the time) had just broken up with my gf and was lookin for some easy hook ups on tinder. I proceeded to start chattin to this really gorgous girl... | 3 | 18 | |
1659514109 | 1659523758 | t3_wf0p2s | t5_2to41 | 25 | dontlooksosurprised: TIFU ruining my arm for damn french fries
This is a TIFU today and also every day for the last 2.5 weeks. It’s an ongoing battle I lose with my arm to the french fry disaster of ‘22 and every day the devil is doing his work in the trenches to show me there are indeed levels to hell whenever I think... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1659520376 | 1659521670 | t3_wf2emb | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by being new to Reddit
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deteleted: just create another account, what is reddit karma really good for anyway
FunkyTown313: Yep, reddit karma has no value.
| 3 | 4.333333 | |
1659521443 | 1659665666 | t3_wf2pua | t5_2to41 | 8 | Temporary_Bonus2536: TIFU BY TELLING MY RELATIVES MY MOM AND I FOUGHT
Context: growing up, my mom and I always had a rocky relationship. I resented her since my whole childhood was spent taking care on my siblings. Im 21 F, and the eldest of 7. My dad and my mom always fought, and it would always end up her running aw... | 4 | 2 | |
1659523009 | 1659528222 | t3_wf368u | t5_2to41 | 69 | WheelBite_: TIFU by scalding my dick with boiling water.
So for a little bit of context every morning I get up and make a cup of tea for me and my girlfriend. And I had got up about 45 seconds prior to these events taking place and hence, was extremely naked. This morning I decided when I put the spoon in to stir it, t... | 3 | 23 | |
1659521968 | 1659559646 | t3_wf2vcv | t5_2to41 | 24 | Atlxel: TIFU by formating a phone and deleting important footage in it
So, just a fyi, I'm a type of person who acts on emotions first before thinking it through properly. It's a bad habit that I'm trying to shake off but it comes and bites my ass every so often.
So,Im interning at this production house and I'm halfwa... | 3 | 8 | |
1659526392 | 1663184222 | t3_wf480i | t5_2to41 | 14,088 | FinnicKion: TIFU by having my father discover a personal toy.
Today I had one of the most embarrassing and possibly funniest interactions with my father. My parents are pretty laid back people and honestly I’m lucky just to have parents like them in the first place. So to set the mood, I just got off a night shift this... | 9 | 1,565.333333 | |
1659527558 | 1659540027 | t3_wf4lvc | t5_2to41 | 1 | Tough-Membership-925: TIFU by destroying my friendship
So this TIFU is today, and it was pretty bad in my opinion.
I am generally a happy-go-lucky type of guy in my school and some things just don't bother me even though I know they are possibly dangerous.
Though, under the surface, I am quite a depressed, antisocial... | 7 | 0.142857 | |
1659527846 | 1659698465 | t3_wf4p86 | t5_2to41 | 48 | fleaffy: TIFU my relationship with the girl of my dreams because of my anxiety and depression.
My SO of 2 years decided to break up with me because she is tired of my constant emotional meltdowns and that she is tired of constantly being on alert by which words she is using around me to not make me anxious. She was a ... | 6 | 8 | |
1659515671 | 1659530671 | t3_wf14lx | t5_2to41 | 69 | bemi_san: TIFU by forgetting to close the back door overnight.
Yesterday it was super warm and usually when it's hot I open the back door and a window in the living room, it gets a nice breeze rolling through and cools the house down, so I did.
I also have a 12 month old baby who has started crawling *a lot*. I had t... | 3 | 23 | |
1659529122 | 1659529589 | t3_wf54q4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Olb34: TIFU by getting beaten by a bat
First off, this is a mobile post so formatting will be nearly nonexistent and this fuck up happened 8 hours ago and has just resolved itself.
So some background, i M ( 20 ) and my girlfriend F ( 20 ) have recently moved into our first apartment together and it is a bit run down t... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1659530380 | 1659559402 | t3_wf5ke6 | t5_2to41 | 37 | sonic521: TIFU by not being more specific with my mum
i got my period yesterday and messaged my mum while she was at work to get me pads, she came back home later and told me she forgot and would get it later, i messaged her again to remind her to get me pads, she came back home later that night and told me she’d get i... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1659534452 | 1659536258 | t3_wf72qm | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by not muting my mic at work on teams.
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ImAnActionBirb: A few years back, I was still new to WFH, and brand new to this new team after getting a great promotion. I knew how to mute myself, and thought I was on mute. A little tidbit about our meeting program at that time: your mic flashed red wh... | 3 | 7 | |
1659535798 | 1659561224 | t3_wf7m9h | t5_2to41 | 18 | Nervous-Push-8918: TIFU by wiping my butt too hard
(Well started almost a week ago, but still affects till today since didnt realize until 2 days ago why it continues, throwaway for obvious reasons)
So last thursday or friday I went to the bathroom after eating some very spicy food and well had to wipe quite hard to g... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1659538555 | 1659539205 | t3_wf8prd | t5_2to41 | 17 | Objective-Estimate92: TIFU by putting Vicks Vapor Rub in my hair
TIFU real bad. Last night I noticed my son (4)really scratching his head, so I pull out my phone flashlight and look at his head and yep. Lice. Okay no problem. I can’t run to to the store it’s too late and I don’t have the car. No worries, still gonna w... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1659541661 | 1659545073 | t3_wfa0av | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding out my favorite adult actress is a twitch streamer
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DrSmurfalicious: >I just want to talk to someone I admired in a way for s long time.
You sound a bit too attached to her. And on the verge of some sort of entitlement, like she owes you a conversation. I don't think that's what... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1659546897 | 1659568258 | t3_wfc90q | t5_2to41 | 1,138 | PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES: TIFU by making my girlfriend think my stomach was too sensitive for their West African food.
This is from this morning and many others this week. My gf is from Barbados and her family is Ghanaian going back. I’ve eaten African food, Ethiopian and South African Braai, Moroccan couscous, etc. but I ... | 9 | 126.444444 | |
1659548531 | 1659583629 | t3_wfcye2 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Upbeat-Search2194: TIFU for being horny
Yep throwaway, so basically I have been super horny lately and I decided to get on grindr and try to meet someone, I found this person without a pic and they messages me like a bunch of people as well so I was answering and things got steamy and they had some girls nudes so they ... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1659549928 | 1659578235 | t3_wfdjx2 | t5_2to41 | 1,888 | tossit1213: TIFU (twice) by being a lazy neckbearded slob
Obligatory, this happened within the last 20hrs.
I'm alone for a bit, family is all on vacation elsewhere, so it's just me at home. I was working from home, on a teams call. I've had to piss for 25 minutes already, but my headset doesn't stay connected as far a... | 9 | 209.777778 | |
1659550943 | 1659612532 | t3_wfdz2f | t5_2to41 | 18 | Puzzleheaded_Line944: Tifu by nutting in a girl on her period
I’ve been in contact with my ex recently after we broke up a few years ago. we’ve mainly been hanging out mainly smoking and talking while listening to music and after driving around and smoking fat we eventually decided to explore a forest nearby it wasn’t ... | 3 | 6 | |
1659551746 | 1659573718 | t3_wfeba8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Shootthemoon4: TIFU By being the creep coming to someone’s workplace
I would like to say that this thing that I did was something that happened actually many years ago, but I never told the story until now. What’s frightening is I did not know I was being a creep, I thought I was trying to check on somebody to see if t... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1659555030 | 1659619747 | t3_wffoo6 | t5_2to41 | 12,562 | stole_ur_sweetroll: TIFU by cooking a pepper I bought at an amish farm.
This happened yesterday evening preparing dinner at home.
Taco Tuesday is a celebrated holiday in our home, this year we bought a variety of pepper plant starts from a local amish farm intending to try some new flavors.
I went to the garden and ... | 15 | 837.466667 | |
1659555426 | 1659585269 | t3_wffuoq | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by offering fwb setup to a close friend... while I'm in a relationship..
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Agret_Brisignr: Go fix yourself and do better, that's all you can do. You already apologized, leave it all alone and go improve yourself
Boj-Act-254: Thanks mate
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1659555725 | 1659557391 | t3_wffz3g | t5_2to41 | 16 | CPN_toast: TIFU by bumping into my Xbox with a game still inside
This won’t be as interesting as some posts here but this ruined my day.
So I’m currently in quarantine in my basement( I live w/ my parents) and I found an old Xbox that had a bunch of old games. One of them is skate 3 and I was going ham. I got bored of... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1659557120 | 1659581757 | t3_wfgk4a | t5_2to41 | 41 | Kind-Ad-3336: TIFU by thinking i am the only one in the house.
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TempestHerox: Holy shit, two heads were exposed that day
gregorio_20: Bald heads.
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