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1659559018 | 1659619691 | t3_wfhc1r | t5_2to41 | 47 | SUB_ZERO217: TIFU by convincing myself I was going blind.
TIFU by scaring my family into thinking I was going blind.
Yes, you read the title correctly. No, this is not a fake story, but I’m sure people will still call fake regardless.
Anyway, some info, I (19M) am extremely short sighted (cannot focus on objects fur... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1659559008 | 1659561234 | t3_wfhbwo | t5_2to41 | 4 | chicken_steww_: TIFU by joking with my friend.
*Update:* she told me that she’s a rather sensitive person and that she understands some people don’t mean harm with what they do. I got to say that whatever her reason for leaving the competition I hope she stays.
Now I understand that my comments can and will hurt peop... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1659561777 | 1660663403 | t3_wfih8n | t5_2to41 | 12 | TempestHerox: TIFU By attempting to have sex for the first time.
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Putrid-Schedule9449: It's normal to be nervous your first time but body shaming her, especially at your guys age, was an asshole move. She's human and the things you point out about her body can cause major insecurities.
TempestHerox: 💀💀💀💀 w... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1659562915 | 1659681717 | t3_wfiy18 | t5_2to41 | 291 | Adamv263: TIFU by showing my phone for second
Don't get this wrong, i didn't show some photos of w33d to my parents or police or smh, but still it's bad for me. I am still pretty young and i don't have much experience with womans.
I have crush on my female friend. We see each other almost everyday ( it wasn't like th... | 6 | 48.5 | |
1659565293 | 1659613604 | t3_wfjwro | t5_2to41 | 467 | Pavelexander: TIFU by trying to seem smart and insisting that the earth is flat in a flat earth debate and making a fool of myself
So this didn't happen today but it's 4 am and I am currently at that point of the night where my mind is feeding me random embarrassing memories to make sure my sleep deprivation won't get ... | 5 | 93.4 | |
1659570682 | 1659634642 | t3_wfm0b9 | t5_2to41 | 2,361 | mosquitoherpes: TIFU by gardening in leggings
This happened about twenty minutes ago, so I think I have only begun to suffer the consequences.
Today I decided to do some much-procrastinated garden work. I put my bug spray on, I lit some citronella candles, and I grabbed a beer to enjoy while I worked. I put on some le... | 10 | 236.1 | |
1659571763 | 1659578105 | t3_wfmecu | t5_2to41 | 15 | PanicInTheSubreddit: TIFU by dying my hair at home
So this happened literally 15 minutes ago. I'm going to a convention in a few days (Fanboy) and I'm dressing up for it, so I bought some hair coloring supplies on my way home from work. I was going for an ash-grey color, and I followed all the instructions to the lette... | 5 | 3 | |
1659575628 | 1659597815 | t3_wfnsy3 | t5_2to41 | 69,935 | DaddyAllsup: TIFU by calling the cops on my girlfriend who physically attacked me for wanting to watch a TV show. The cops arrested me.
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NostradaMart: I've been there too, but I called my lawyer before the cops and he told me not to call the cops, cause where I live, when it comes to conjugal violence, the bur... | 17 | 4,113.823529 | |
1659575985 | 1659584094 | t3_wfnxng | t5_2to41 | 142 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #42! Come share your stories and hang out! Bring some snacks!
eee3eeeeee: Dang for cheating
PheonixGalaxy: Are you a regular? You look familiar
eee3eeeeee: I am not a regular here
PheonixGalaxy: Oh ok you username was similar to someone else that was on the talk
eee3eeeeee: Oh
eee3eeeeee: I... | 8 | 17.75 | |
1659577142 | 1659661611 | t3_wfocta | t5_2to41 | 146 | [deleted]: Tifu by not realizing that bone broth is different than regular chicken broth
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NyghtDancyr: I give it to my dogs to TREAT diarrhea. (Along with pumpkin, rice, and cottage cheese.) The last 15 years I’ve had 2 dogs who had the most sensitive stomachs ever, so I became accustomed to treating diarrhea ... | 8 | 18.25 | |
1659579602 | 1659580372 | t3_wfp79l | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by Masturbating with Equate Muscle Relaxer.
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9th-man: You found the cure for premature ejaculation!!!
NoBreeches: I did, but I *promise* you it's not worth it, lol.
I've severed part of my finger, shit out what can only be described as a brick, had a broken thumb, have been cut open with a sca... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1659578324 | 1659646396 | t3_wforad | t5_2to41 | -11 | ExoticMett: TIFU by subconsciously teaching my boyfriend to pop a boner whenever he eats his favourite candy
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killjoyforever: I absolutely love this post it’s hilarious but good on you guys!
beeradactyl: What do you love about it? It's pretty gross, this dude gets boners from sucking a plastic dick full of can... | 5 | -2.2 | |
1659581058 | 1659633010 | t3_wfpoaw | t5_2to41 | 266 | Time_Mail_9564: TIFU by thinking I had a mother-son relationship with my coworker
I (18 m) have been working at a grocery store for the past year and a half. So far this job has been a very fun one and something that has allowed me to connect to many different types of people. One of these people that I have been able ... | 6 | 44.333333 | |
1659578082 | 1659657125 | t3_wfoobu | t5_2to41 | 85 | Fit_Ad_7681: TIFU by not adjusting my bike
This isn't as bad as some of the posts on here, but I figure some people might be able to appreciate it. Also, I'm on mobile, so excuse the formatting.
So I haven't been on the bike a lot recently, but I want to lose some weight and figured it would be good to get back into. ... | 7 | 12.142857 | |
1659583260 | 1659584297 | t3_wfqe8k | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU when I, an inexperienced cleaner, did some really stupid things
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Come4ShaneStay4Matt: Clean up after your cat. For your cats sake. Also you're currently living in someone else's home.
TheWorstTypo: Hi- thanks wasn’t looking to be shamed or critiqued. Was sharing a TIFU. You may want to visit AI... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1659586221 | 1659588730 | t3_wfrcwe | t5_2to41 | 5 | PlatypusDream: TIFU by pouring a glass of oatmilk atop my Wi-Fi router
TIFU by dumping a glass of oatmilk atop my Wi-Fi router
Not on purpose. The (lidded, plastic) glass was *SUPPOSED TO BE* sitting on the back of the couch, leaning against the wall. When I set it there, it was. Seemed stable.
Not long later, and ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1659586731 | 1659587728 | t3_wfriw9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Boj-Act-254: TIFU by offering fwb setup to a close friend... while I'm in a relationship..
It started when we met again after a very long time. Lots of catch-up and never ending open topics. At one point, we talked about having regrets of missing a lot of things during our teens and early '20s. The usual party and wild... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1659587677 | 1659590812 | t3_wfrtue | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by humoring a recovering addict offering me a lollipop for a cigarette and my job
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SteakMenu: Dude was just an addict from what it sounds like he wasn't very recovered
cherbo123: Yeah he's most definitely high during that conversation
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1659591994 | 1659614314 | t3_wft5fb | t5_2to41 | 15 | unflavoredgatorade: TIFU by ignoring my boyfriend to get my Steam Deck
As the title states, today my Steam Deck arrived. I got an e-mail informing me that the Steam Deck had arrived at the doorstep earlier today, which I got and unboxed. Maybe 10-15 minutes after unboxing my Deck and charging it, my boyfriend had texte... | 3 | 5 | |
1659589222 | 1659615171 | t3_wfsb8c | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing up to my ex's place unannounced when he said he was jetlagged & WFH, his gf & her cute dog were there, & I utterly humiliated myself.
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merganzer: Hello, fellow mental-health-cocktail-sufferer here. It sounds like you've had a rough week and maybe a wee bit of a breakdown... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1659591909 | 1659634140 | t3_wft4ht | t5_2to41 | 11 | kazkex: TIFU by submitting my thesis late
(some terms might be different since Im not from the US and english isnt my first language)
Currently doing masters in a program thats coursework. Which means you have shit ton of assignments and no final exams. So for full time students you can do 2 sems or up to 4sems. 2 sem... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1659595594 | 1659614974 | t3_wfu5ur | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu by washing my cats gravity water feeder in the dishwasher.
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whyamisoawesome9: I have to know, did Shadow get water access?
Also. I totally understand your aversion to washing dishes. We moved into a house a few months ago that didn't fit a dishwasher in the kitchen, so a cabinet maker, electri... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1659596942 | 1659599740 | t3_wfuj1g | t5_2to41 | 12 | Rain_Man71: TIFU by shooting blanks in front of all my peers.
This literally happened 2 hours ago. Most universities have an annual competition called a 3 minute thesis (3MT), where you do just that - present your thesis in 3 mins with only 1 slide. Naturally I spent a lot of time perfecting my speech and presented it ... | 3 | 4 | |
1659633809 | 1659644307 | t3_wfuf9l | t5_2to41 | -5 | fiveMagicsRIP: "nonsense"? Yikes....
diabloman80: As someone under the age of 18 (should be older) they have no business attempting to change their gender. You can't legally drink because kids make poor decisions, but they can change their gender and if they are pre-op they'll be taking on numerous infections for the r... | 6 | -0.833333 | |
1659598556 | 1659631481 | t3_wfuydj | t5_2to41 | 28 | Dangerous-Area-3820: TIFU by not cleaning my room…… now I’m freaking out.
Okay. I (16f) am going to start off by saying that my parents don’t give a shit about what I do, but I am by no means blaming them for this. My room is a mess, like there are cloths, garbage, books, shoes, makeup, etc, all over my room.
Well fin... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1659602552 | 1659606455 | t3_wfvzta | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by stuffing a Carolina Reaper candy down my foreskin
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rickjko: I caught a 40 feet esturgeon this morning,I swear!
I jumped into the sea and fought with him for an hour's but won at the end!
metric_robot: 40 feet : 12.192 m
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conversion fulfilled by /u/metric_robot ♡
Lordblight92: G... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1659598984 | 1659611024 | t3_wfv2go | t5_2to41 | 16 | RedNova02: TIFU by trying to permanently get rid of an ant problem.
This is an ongoing thing but this particular part happened last night.
So it’s summer. As I’m sure we all know too well, with hot weather come the bugs. I live in an old cottage, old enough that there’s no foundations under the building. There’s a big... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1659603849 | 1659607323 | t3_wfwbm3 | t5_2to41 | 27 | definetlynotarug: TIFU by not locking a door
I'm literally still trying to figure out if I should try moving and taking a new identity or flat out committing suicide (Joking not literally). So for starters my family recently bought this house and unfortunately the apartment on the first floor is one room short for my b... | 8 | 3.375 | |
1659611963 | 1659620192 | t3_wfymzh | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my best friend’s sister
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OkVolume1: How "little" is "little sister" age-wise?
You're 20. So, if she's like 16, you have a bigger problem than it being your best friend's sister.
Garmr_Banalras: Not in much of Europe,15/16 is the age of consent in most of Europe.
OkVolume1: ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1659613033 | 1659642572 | t3_wfyz0q | t5_2to41 | 286 | 2947738280850850953: TIFU by washing my feminine nether region with hand sanitizer
This happened just now.
I’m currently visiting family who lives in northern Europe. It’s very common here to have a shower-type bidet by the toilet so one can wash their lower bits as needed.
I decided I needed a bit of freshening up a... | 5 | 57.2 | |
1659614242 | 1659647367 | t3_wfzco0 | t5_2to41 | 1,549 | tokyhoky: TIFU and a Sea Lion entered our tent
I'm a wildlife biologist, and a couple colleagues and I were away on a trip near the oceanside, near, among other things, a sea lion colony.
The nearest hotel was at least 45 minutes away, so we decided to just bring a tent and sleep on-site. Didn't want to drive there an... | 7 | 221.285714 | |
1659619386 | 1659755568 | t3_wg16h0 | t5_2to41 | 25,596 | ThrowawayFeelsad667: TIFU by making a comment about my girlfriend's SH scars during sex.
I really need to get this out of my chest and acknowledge my poor decision making. My girlfriend and I have been dating for 2 years currently. I've dated thrice and she is the only one who genuinely cared for me and helped me throu... | 12 | 2,133 | |
1659555725 | 1659648373 | t3_wffz36 | t5_2to41 | 6 | ILovemySig: tifu by eating moldy gabagool
This was Sunday night. Tifu by eating moldy gabagool (capicola) and possibly giving myself food poisoning.
I came home from the bar with some of the worst munchies I've had in a long, long time. Not only was it the beer munchies but I also hit someone's thc dab pen so I was e... | 3 | 2 | |
1659626032 | 1659627612 | t3_wg3rbv | t5_2to41 | 13 | UsefulFan4010: tifu by pranking my gf
Ik its sounds dumb and all but here it is. So my gf yesterday sent me a half-nude selfie of her and she told me to delete it rignt after. She comes from a really strict family and she has insecurities about her body. So she sent it and everything went fine till today I was talking... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1659616965 | 1659627521 | t3_wg0ani | t5_2to41 | 9 | Important-Aside-507: TIFU Went in for checkup on baby, ended up in hospital overnight in possible labor
tldr at the bottom, sorry for formatting I’m on mobile, sorry for spelling and grammar as well… it’s been a busy day lol
Context, I for many reasons, was around 27 weeks pregnant without a single doctors visit. Only... | 3 | 3 | |
1659629751 | 1659715321 | t3_wg59xn | t5_2to41 | 2,908 | AhjummAtiny: TIFU by accidentally getting high in public
This actually happened yesterday but I was too stoned to post it.
I (54F) was running some errands yesterday and since I don't own a car I was using public transit. I went to the local strip mall for my first stop. While waiting on the bus I felt a migrain... | 7 | 415.428571 | |
1659629865 | 1659631563 | t3_wg5bl4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu by sounding creepy
TIFU by sounding creepy
I work in a mall, at a retail store as a sales representative. There is this really beautiful girl working upstairs in a restaurant, and I saw her staring at me smiling when I was going out of the store for a deposit.
I’ve really wanted to get to know her, an... | 3 | 2 | |
1659634703 | 1659638609 | t3_wg7ahw | t5_2to41 | 39 | programer24: TIFU by not recognizing the bride I had photographed and followed for an entire day.
This happened a few years ago but recently came up in my head and I wish I could erase it from my memory. I had photographed this wedding and followed the wedding couple from morning to midnight, an entire day, and deli... | 3 | 13 | |
1659624578 | 1659653074 | t3_wg36b0 | t5_2to41 | 9 | YoraSenpai: Tifu by messaging with a random man instead of my classmate
Hello. I'm still seriously embarrassed while writing this, even though it happend some years ago... and I wanted to relieve some of that embarrassment by posting this mishap here.
To start of, I was sorta unpopular in my class, so much so, that I ... | 3 | 3 | |
1659637015 | 1659640122 | t3_wg87o6 | t5_2to41 | -4 | chx_ase: TIFU by making a troll post on wiki, leading to the cops coming to my house and possibly ruining my life...
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Scary-Alternative-11: I'm confused as to how you made this post if "all of your stuff was taken for a long time" but I digress...
If this really went down, just explain that you are a not so s... | 8 | -0.5 | |
1659639105 | 1659665362 | t3_wg9271 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Imbrokesheet: Tifu by misspelling my email address
tifu by misspelling my email address.
I f_ed up by misspelling my email address, my bf and I just graduated high-school and are planning on moving in together for college. Last month, as I was searching for a place the Web Site asked me to enter my email for the landl... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1659638993 | 1659639895 | t3_wg90hk | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by speaking to someone I thought would understand me, and accidentally almost robbing my McDonald’s.
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Yoshifishable: why was he not allowed to speak english? It seems pointless to me.
OddSilver123: This is Québec, and I’ve seen it before when an asshole employer has an Anglo employee but refuse... | 3 | 2 | |
1659638058 | 1659659012 | t3_wg8mmd | t5_2to41 | 550 | GenericHam: tifu by using my wife's inversion table
My wife got an inversion table about a month ago and it is in our garage since there is no room for it in the house. I had not tried it yet but decided I was going to, so I went into the garage and clipped my ankles and upside down I went.
It is very uncomfortable b... | 5 | 110 | |
1659639885 | 1659641277 | t3_wg9dnv | t5_2to41 | 104 | baronariki: TIFU by declining to be an RA at my University.
I was stupid and declined the offer when they called me today. I signed up to be an alternate RA last semester because I was in a single dorm and didn’t want to involve myself with other people. But I met some really cool people for my dorm hall this semester ... | 5 | 20.8 | |
1659641126 | 1659658564 | t3_wg9vbi | t5_2to41 | 14 | skylarjenn: TIFU by making an offensive joke in bed
I (23f) had been hooking up with this guy (22m) for about five months. We developed feelings for each other, but weren't dating or exclusive because we were moving away soon and because I'm christian and he's Jewish. It's also worth noting that having grown up in a ve... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1659644267 | 1659652277 | t3_wgb4cc | t5_2to41 | 133 | mm420_: TIFU by choosing to do a silent activity in my room
For context, I’m 20F and live with my parents. Two of my older brothers (mid-20’s) also live with us. Today I had the day off but had errands to run, and when I came back I was alone until brother A came home from work. I normally stay in my room when I’m home... | 3 | 44.333333 | |
1659644802 | 1659744993 | t3_wgb9xd | t5_2to41 | 55,644 | scifisquirrel: TIFU I thought a cute guy was ghosting me....only to find out I was actually ghosting him.
I was at a party two weeks ago, where I only knew two people. when in walks this guy who immediately gave me this really big smile and I thought he was so gorgeous. We ended up talking in the same circle and he int... | 12 | 4,637 | |
1659646722 | 1659685140 | t3_wgc230 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by kissing my best gf while we were drunk
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Nolan-: You shouldn't be getting drunk at 15 years old
Yeelyy: well i am an european so...
Nolan-: Ah so that makes it okay /s
Efficient-Leopard-46: It’s normal in most european countries, that 15y old’s get drunk, i started drinking at 14y
Nolan-: Doe... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1659646673 | 1659714026 | t3_wgc1dk | t5_2to41 | 216 | [deleted]: TIFU. Got an Instagram girl pregnant
I got an Instagram girl pregnant. Not the biggest IG model but she has about 500k followers. We met at club. She was the prettiest outta her friend group. Pretty face. Fat ass. Flat stomach. Easily the sexiest girl I’ve been with in my life. I see why she has 500k followe... | 4 | 54 | |
1659647006 | 1659705671 | t3_wgc6nq | t5_2to41 | 486 | Typical_Ad_210: TIFU by making a pregnant lady cry
My wife’s pregnant colleague “A” is at our house. They’re not really close, but A was in the area and asked to drop by (cue an hour of us frantically tidying the house, to pretend we don’t live in a hovel).
She arrived whilst I was dropping the kids at my sister’s, f... | 7 | 69.428571 | |
1659647479 | 1659655466 | t3_wgcdqt | t5_2to41 | 36 | norfolk82: Tifu by a accidentally and falsely telling everyone my brother has AIDS.
I feel so stupid. I attended an AIDS fundraiser event yesterday evening. It’s mainly to support folks with AIDS/HIV. Helping them with medical expenses and potential housing if needed. It’s a great cause.
A lot of the people they help... | 4 | 9 | |
1659649367 | 1659688118 | t3_wgd54m | t5_2to41 | 41 | CarelessPath1689: TIFU by getting myself stuck in a sports bra
Yup, you read that right. I actually got myself stuck in a sports bra.
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So, backstory, I (17F), have wanted a sports bra for MONTHS now, but my mom refused to buy me one from her own money and I kinda didn't want to buy it from my allowance be... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1659651199 | 1659652512 | t3_wgdumd | t5_2to41 | 29 | Ink_4173: TIFU by playing D&D
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Chafgha: Yeah you didn't fuck up... the friend however seems like they're being dodgy and trying to get you to break up with your girlfriend.
Ink_4173: He also tried to break up other relationships in the friend group. But I still feel like I could have avoided that situation... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1659647886 | 1659654871 | t3_wgcjqx | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my discord logged in on my girlfriends computer
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Left_Following2714: Wow, you're surprised?
liwakitty: Why surprised? No, I never stated I was surprised. Leaving her house, I knew I left my discord logged in and figured it would all come out in the open, it was gonna happen sooner or... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1659651870 | 1659663887 | t3_wge427 | t5_2to41 | 60 | miseryforcompany: TIFU texting a guy I haven't spoken to in over 2 years
This literally happened just a few hours ago...
So yeah, I texted “the one who got away” even though I haven’t talked to him in over two years. I’m planning on going solo camping this weekend, and I kept thinking about how much I’d love to just ... | 6 | 10 | |
1659653361 | 1659722232 | t3_wgeoj2 | t5_2to41 | 108 | Prior-Wedding2272: TIFU by having an hentia intro in my playlist
TIFU by having a hentia intro in my playlist and playing it. Today I (F) met my cousin (M) for the first time in 8 years, last time we saw each other we were around 7 so it has been a while since we have seen each other and talked (we live across the coun... | 5 | 21.6 | |
1659656041 | 1659657026 | t3_wgfpbs | t5_2to41 | 25 | anonymous_ly_: TIFU by almost sleeping with my best friend's boyfriend
Well not exactly today but IFU pretty bad
Ik by the title you all assume I'm a bad person and yeah I am because what i did is unforgivable.
Let's get into it
I knew my best friends bf before they got together , we were friends.
I knew where he ... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1659657586 | 1659658881 | t3_wgg9if | t5_2to41 | -1 | snowwalrus7: TIFU by sharing a TikTok with my dad.
So my (18f) dad (48m) has never liked TikTok, he is always watching the Instagram reels (which are literally TikToks but 2 weeks late) and my family always pokes fun at him in a joking way for it.
Onto the actual problem, a couple days ago I shared a TikTok with him ... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1659655386 | 1659785955 | t3_wgfgl0 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Havok101010: TIFU By essentially jailing my 4 yr old in another country
This happened about a week ago on cruise stop in Puerto Rico. (Yes I know its a territory and not a country)
My wife is shopping in stores and I am entertaining my 3 children outside. They are playing in a vestibule of an apartment next door to ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1659659298 | 1659734254 | t3_wggvtp | t5_2to41 | 129 | HinaLuvLuvChan: TIFU by making myself scared of airplanes
This is a tifu for a long time coming.
Growing up I wanted to “be cool” and I thought being cool for some reason meant being scared of things. So I started pretending to be scared of anything I thought a little kid might be scared of. Thunderstorms, scary movie... | 5 | 25.8 | |
1659665065 | 1659665989 | t3_wgixoy | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU By calling my ex a slut after she slept with someone else
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vnfms: How are you letting her gaslight you like this. This cant be real.
usernamenotseen: Honestly, I don’t know. Rethinking it all I know she’s not being serious and just trying to make me seem like the bad guy. Honestly her doing thi... | 3 | 5 | |
1659667960 | 1659677642 | t3_wgjy77 | t5_2to41 | 50 | Penisinmebut: Tifu because I shited all over my cat
I have always had weird bowl movements but not to the point of in my pants but I have not shit for 6 day before this and I was watching my favorite show on tv and I felt the urge to shit but I kept watching because there wasn’t more then 10 minutes left. I was so inve... | 7 | 7.142857 | |
1659667143 | 1659672928 | t3_wgjnsh | t5_2to41 | 9 | ryguy1689: TIFU: Catching more than air
I work for an irrigation company (that's sprinklers), and I drive one of their cargo vans. It only seats two (me and a passenger). Sometimes, you need to fit a third (or fourth) person into the back where there are no seats or seat belts.
I know not exactly legal, but sometimes ... | 3 | 3 | |
1659667592 | 1659680624 | t3_wgjtj9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | astaroh: TIFU when I realized I've been paying for an Xbox Game Pass subscription since August 2018
and the only Xbox I have is an Xbox 360 and get this, I don't even have a wifi attachment for the Xbox to even connect to online play without an Ethernet cable. It was in 2017 I bought a gaming PC so I haven't needed the... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1659670670 | 1659711209 | t3_wgkvb0 | t5_2to41 | 457 | hwtactics: TIFU by demonstrating the company mass communication tool to my boss and making 500 employees think we were hacked
So this happened five years ago or so at my last job and was kind of a joint FU by me and a coworker. She still feels bad about hitting send... 🤣
We had purchased and implemented new company-w... | 4 | 114.25 | |
1659672119 | 1659675065 | t3_wglcwm | t5_2to41 | 8 | throwwawayy11103: TIFU by getting a crush on a one night stand
Throwaway because I think my ex knows my main, lol. Also this all started a few days ago. I marked NSFW just in case because there are mentions of sex, drinking, and smoking :)
So, a bit of background info: I started dating this guy - I'll call him Eduardo... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1659675521 | 1659678086 | t3_wgmfj9 | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU Bing cherries for dinner
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beefstyle: This story is definitely true
Ubermassive: Who among us hasn't slammed a pound of cherries and shit all over our phone? Pretty common, actually
| 3 | 7.333333 | |
1659677510 | 1659700090 | t3_wgn1nt | t5_2to41 | 209 | CaptainPineapple200: TIFU by sleeping wrong my entire life and ruining my spine.
As I'm sure we all do, I love sleep. Sleep is just brilliant! No responsibilities, no worries, just unconscious and unaware. I love sleep so much that I once slept through a fire alarm going off in the room connected to mine. But onwards ... | 4 | 52.25 | |
1659679483 | 1659722425 | t3_wgnmmm | t5_2to41 | 16,792 | DanyRoll: TIFU by accidentally grabbing my coworker’s boob twice
So at first I was just trying to hand something to her, I wasn’t looking so I was just standing there holding this thing with one hand for her to grab it while I was busy doing something else with my other hand, she wasn’t grabbing it so I decided to exte... | 14 | 1,199.428571 | |
1659684149 | 1659688607 | t3_wgowh8 | t5_2to41 | 44 | _curious_chris_: TIFU by friend-zoning a girl I liked
It was my final year of highschool, I'm at a party and there are loads of people from my grade there. One girl, call her G, and I had been getting on pretty well and she was there. I had a big crush on G since the start of highschool but things kinda simmered down a... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1659684602 | 1659715118 | t3_wgp0rg | t5_2to41 | 2,100 | Jkoechling: TIFU by coining a phrase that ruined my wife's desire for sexy time
Let me just preface this by saying my brain has a constant internal conversation moving at the pace of Aaron Sorkin level dialogue, and I blurt out stupid pieces of this dialogue from time to time. On to the F U....
I am recovering from a ... | 14 | 150 | |
1659686508 | 1659707546 | t3_wgpiwy | t5_2to41 | 11 | RoidRagedRabbi: TIfu: my mom threatened to sue me
Okay this is messy and complicated. I see a counselor next thursday.
I live in Canada
I was told that I'm the sole inheritor on my Opas estate. By my mother. It's decently substantial. My mom told me on the phone that it was all going to me because my Opas neighbour t... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1659685522 | 1659688433 | t3_wgp9g5 | t5_2to41 | 28 | throwawaybowlingpin: TIFU by calling my girlfriend a “pp picker”
My (23M) girlfriend (21F) had just gotten home from her job and was taking off her clothes to get comfortable. We’re pretty close, and don’t mind sharing what our bodies do even if it’s conventionally seen as gross. When she begins her period, she gets wh... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1659688969 | 1659691252 | t3_wgq67z | t5_2to41 | 5 | throwaway4321_-: TIFU by telling my friend something nsfw
Me (16m) and my friend X (17f) have been friends for four months now, ever since we became friends X has been distant over text and refused any invitation to hang out. but has always called me their best friend. ever since school went out we haven't hung out ... | 5 | 1 | |
1659689019 | 1659807850 | t3_wgq6pa | t5_2to41 | 1,164 | geminibutts: TIFU by pranking my dog
I found a YouTube video of small kittens meowing. I was wondering how my dog would react to the sound, he can be pretty unshakable. He freaked OUT, searched the entire room, tail straight up, ears perked so much his usually droopy border collie ears damn near looked like a german sh... | 6 | 194 | |
1659689577 | 1659691279 | t3_wgqbxq | t5_2to41 | 42 | PlanetReddit_: TIFU by accidentally saying organisms as orgasms on call with my Christian grandma
Yeah, its exactly the way it sounds. My grandma(78) is VERY Christian, the bible is her school at this point. My parents are atheist, and so is the rest of my family excluding my grandma and grandma.
Today I(16f) was on ... | 3 | 14 | |
1659691779 | 1659698852 | t3_wgqxao | t5_2to41 | 16 | throwaway107988: TIFU by trying to steal w**d from my parents
My parents smoke, not too too often but yesterday they stocked up shall we say so I knew they’d have some I just wasn’t sure where.
I snuck into their room while they were at work and before I had to go to work. I looked through my dads drawers (not very ha... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1659694238 | 1659716932 | t3_wgrm6s | t5_2to41 | 62 | k7_u: TIFU by locking myself out the front of my house, naked.
This actually happened a couple years ago…
It was Christmas time, and we had a nice set of Christmas decorations up.
Me and my wife were in bed, my wife went to sleep. A while later and almost no cars going by, I decided to get up and turn the lights off.... | 3 | 20.666667 | |
1659697423 | 1659707515 | t3_wgskjz | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU turning down sex deliberately from my friend with benefits as an act of revenge.
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mook1178: Phones don't notify you if text messages and calls from blocked numbers. That completely defeats the purpose.
At least not one I've ever had and my first cell phone was in the 90s
Clickum245: OP might b... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1659702275 | 1659751509 | t3_wgu5dp | t5_2to41 | 401 | countbarckula2022: TIFU by reading my aunt’s journal and finding out my dad had an affair and kid with their cousin
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Lithogiraffe: If it comes to the Will though, make sure your dad lists you and your siblings by name and not by his descendants.
yalestreet: Why? Shouldn’t he take responsibility for all of his ... | 6 | 66.833333 | |
1659702469 | 1659715164 | t3_wgu7ps | t5_2to41 | 11 | ClydeinLimbo: TIFU by not liking a colour
I am a traditional illustrator and this all started when I was contacted to do a commission for someone who lives in my city and is quite wealthy. His secretary said he (the customer) agreed with the price and gave me an allotted time to go to his home and have a meeting so I p... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1659702660 | 1659774903 | t3_wgua2z | t5_2to41 | 21 | patiekrice: TIFU by learning the difference between microwave and oven safe
I have been living on my own for round about 10 years now. I always had a microwave but with my last movement I got rid of the old lady. Yesterday I made me some nice sweet potatoes with cream and herbs and was planning to eat the rest today. ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1659703996 | 1659708502 | t3_wguqgg | t5_2to41 | 22 | mochiiyyo: TIFU by wearing a pleated skirt on a windy day
for a while, i had been wanting to visit the beach but everytime it was lovely weather i'd been working or had something else planned.
on monday, my boyfriend and i decided that we would go on wednesday just gone.
we checked the weather and it said it was going... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1659705081 | 1659740478 | t3_wgv56j | t5_2to41 | 17,508 | throwawaygay1111: TIFU - got a warning ticket for indecent exposure
TIFU, today was 110 Fahrenheit with humidex and I've been putting off mowing the lawn for a long time. I'm a guy and typically wear jeans and t-shirt but the weather was just so hot that push mowing an acre in jeans was just impossible. I decided to we... | 12 | 1,459 | |
1659704800 | 1659706691 | t3_wgv0re | t5_2to41 | 15 | mango_c05: TIFU by making somebody think I was wearing black face
Okay so I'm currently in Japan and staying in a U.S. Navy hotel. My sister and brother in law live on a base here in Japan, but we decided we wanted to stay somewhere else. Anyway, my mom put a black charcoal face mask spread on my face, but had nothing ... | 3 | 5 | |
1659705321 | 1659708320 | t3_wgv87q | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU I left my toys in the main bathroom and my fam moved them
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browtfareyoudoing: These advertisements are getting out of hand
ActualBruh_Moment: I was thinking wtf are you on about but after checking the profile.. kinda possible lol.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1659705259 | 1672951229 | t3_wgv7h2 | t5_2to41 | 399 | SignMeOutNow: TIFU learning sign language (final update)
In between my [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vslrhh/tifu_learning_sign_language/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) and my [follow up post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vzli1b/tifu_learning_sign_language_update/?utm_med... | 5 | 79.8 | |
1659709792 | 1659710697 | t3_wgwxxb | t5_2to41 | 7 | Karmaorsmt: TIFU by being to honest with my boyfriend
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windingtime: I think this account is actually run by one creepy dude.
Karmaorsmt: LMAO 💀💀 that’s actually kinda funny Maybe maybe not 🤷🏽♀️🤭😂
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1659710138 | 1659711533 | t3_wgx30a | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by not stopling my friend's creepy behaviour
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Infidel29: Yeah, you should've said something sooner. You done fucked up. I'll never understand when people try hard to seduce another knowing they aren't sexually attracted to them. What, do they think being gay is a phase?
Miles_Saintborough: >... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1659710960 | 1659779416 | t3_wgxery | t5_2to41 | 29 | JackCooler: TIFU by telling a lonely friend that the girl he has been chatting with on Onlyfans most probably is an Indian guy who's job is to pretend to be her.
My buddy Mike has been single for a while now. Today I ran into him at Starbucks and we sat down and had coffee. He started telling me about this girl... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1659711191 | 1659731939 | t3_wgxhyp | t5_2to41 | 23 | Tattooedbeatch: Tifu by turning an jet engined airplane on
I work at a engineering company that deals with radar, gps and other electronic for the aerospace industry .
I was speaking with a friend about some jets we have and that sparked my interest to check the jets out. I went to the hanger and got in the cockpit... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1659712341 | 1659714385 | t3_wgxz69 | t5_2to41 | 108 | 0o0i0i0: TIFU by staring at my wife
Not today but yesterday.
My wife (24f) and I (26m) were on the way to pick up our daughter from daycare at the end of the day. At one point we began talking about our finances and our budget. Specifically whether or not we had enough budgeted for our bi-monthly dates. There was a li... | 4 | 27 | |
1659711880 | 1659718900 | t3_wgxsfz | t5_2to41 | 5 | Avenue_black: TIFU by telling my one of my only friends that almost every thing he knows about me is a lie
So today I told one of my only friends that almost everything he knows about me is bullshit Idk why but as soon as i meet new people I tend to automatically lie about my life or anything really I think im a pathol... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1659714613 | 1659716145 | t3_wgyw09 | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by exploring a hard drive.
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sartres-shart: You think less of your dad cos he likes sex???? Cop on to yourself.
HTFTCR: I was 11 lmao
| 3 | 0 | |
1659715481 | 1659725628 | t3_wgz8p7 | t5_2to41 | 91 | Fuzzy-Sail-2755: TIFU, I came in my dads sock
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iHomelessMonkey: How old are you? Must be pretty young to be dumb enough to see a pool of water you can cum in that you can instantly flush, and then ignore that and go for a sock
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuumb
Fuzzy-Sail-2755: I thought about it in hindsight, but I did not h... | 6 | 15.166667 | |
1659714452 | 1659947936 | t3_wgytqt | t5_2to41 | 73 | XxFireflyxxX: TIFU by nearly drowning myself in the bathtub
It’s been a stressful few weeks lately, and I finally decided that I needed to unwind with a nice, hot bath, but not a regular bath; I went all out. I used lavender bubble bath, played some soft music, then turned off the bathroom light and lit some candles. F... | 3 | 24.333333 | |
1659717887 | 1659755053 | t3_wh0735 | t5_2to41 | 15 | BrokenRings2222: TIFU by staying home sick
So I've been sick this entire week and on my drive to work I decided I had to go back home and lay down. So I pulled to the side of the road and called in and drove home. Once I got home I looked at my yard that's been abandoned the entire week and looked like a mess. I say I'... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1659717150 | 1659798100 | t3_wgzwqa | t5_2to41 | 609 | AFowlWaterfowl: TIFU by accidentally making a joke about my dead uncle at his funeral
It sounds bad but hear me out, my uncle suddenly died a few days ago, I didn't know the full details on his death. Anyway, my Aunt had hired a pub for after the funeral. I was sat with my family, and I started to get hungry, I don't d... | 5 | 121.8 | |
1659720269 | 1659734087 | t3_wh15np | t5_2to41 | 12 | Unapologetiqeen: TIFU by trying to have a hot girl summer
TL;DR: Tried to be a hoe. Had unprotected sex, got sick.
I honestly don’t think my mind can handle having a hoe phase. I don’t think I’m built for one night stands. I really want to have a hoe phase because I’m young and I don’t want to look back and have no m... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1659720648 | 1660004554 | t3_wh1b49 | t5_2to41 | 28,726 | krs4: TIFU by experimenting with using a butt plug, while masturbating, and it disappeared completely inside my ass.
Here’s the thing. I was going to just enjoy a regular ol’ masturbation session this afternoon, as I had a bit of free time, and then inspiration struck.
“Why not try out that silicone butt plug from the... | 10 | 2,872.6 |
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