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1659724481 | 1659736644 | t3_wh2u2g | t5_2to41 | 61 | suicideDenver: TIFU: By drinking an energy drink thinking I was late for work. (Spoiler it was 3:30am, definitely not late for work)
TIFU by waking up convinced I was late for work. As I was so tired I decided to pound an energy drink before taking my shower. So I get up out of bed concerned something is wrong, I shoul... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1659724982 | 1659726186 | t3_wh310z | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by spending the whole night outside, appreciating the stars & sunrise while wearing shorts, barefoot in Louisiana. I ended up getting bit by a brown recluse spider.
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gondowana: You've accomplished something that few do in their entire lifetime. So, I'd say it's been worth it
theremystics: W... | 3 | 2 | |
1659730233 | 1659809129 | t3_wh52wd | t5_2to41 | 40 | bcvaldez: TIFU by trying to get a monster workout in before eating dinner with a girl's parents
(This actually happened about 18 years ago, I had originally posted this in the offtopic portion of a bmw car enthusiast forum, but thought it was worthy of sharing here)
Now, I've done squats many many times and I am us... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1659732556 | 1659782120 | t3_wh5z9f | t5_2to41 | 20 | Ok-Figure596: TIFU by having an IUD
This happened about a week ago or so.
Backstory- I got an IUD placed a few months ago and haven’t had any problems with it so far. Whenever I got it placed I was dating my long-term boyfriend who said that he could feel the strings but they didn’t bother him.
A couple months ago ... | 12 | 1.666667 | |
1659735513 | 1659735831 | t3_wh74p2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | BrilliantHungry0: TIFU by getting into striking distance of a copperhead without knowing it
I was helping look for a rattlesnake at a scout camp and had to look in a pipe. There were many copperheads under that pipe and they got one out the next day and relocated it. Simple, I got to close to a copperhead but thankfull... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1659737950 | 1659754444 | t3_wh81ug | t5_2to41 | 5 | inside_a_mind: TIFU by exposing a crush a friend has on another friend to the latter
Basically I'm on vacation with a few friends and one friend (A) has a crush on another friend (B) of the party. I only learned of that recently during that vacation through friend (A) who swore me to secrecy.
Today we got drunk and I ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1659739113 | 1659749443 | t3_wh8h6z | t5_2to41 | 13 | Strange_Growth_9306: TIFU by getting black mailed
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SadArm4678: You do realize that by accepting nudes from someone you thought was underage that it can be a felony right? Two underage people sending naked pictures to each other, of themselves, is child porn. Even when the people in the pictures are the ones ... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1659741428 | 1659753127 | t3_wh9bk5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | crybabycakes: TIFU by losing my son’s favorite pet on Roblox
TIFU in the worst way, devastating my kid.
I help my two boys, 8 & 10, on a game called Pet Sim X on Roblox. I usually will leave my PC on and “farm coins” during the day with little regard to it. This helps advance worlds, buy eggs to hatch pets, etc. I... | 5 | 2 | |
1659741349 | 1659748409 | t3_wh9ahf | t5_2to41 | 31 | Chewbock: TIFU by not eating the onions on my sandwich
I had to work today and for lunch I try to get local food to support local businesses. There was a new sandwich shop in town so I figured I would try them out. I got a delicious chicken avocado sandwich but when they handed it to me I didn’t realize it had onions o... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1659745071 | 1659753639 | t3_whaln3 | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: TIFU by deciding to watch American Psycho on my birthday
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mr-ironsight: I hate to tell you this. But there is more and worse embarrassment than that coming.
ItsHowWellYouMowFast: Just wait until he gets married and the families watch the consummation of the marriage. It was weird for me at least
m... | 5 | 11.4 | |
1659746216 | 1659803415 | t3_whazq7 | t5_2to41 | -24 | niikiitaaaa: Tifu by reading my sisters diary and discovering she is suicidal
IM fucking dumb- i decided to invade my sisters thoughts/personal things by reading her diary. I honestly meant well, I knew she was having difficulty adjusting to school and wanted to know how she is doing. I read the first page and discover... | 4 | -6 | |
1659746816 | 1659778196 | t3_whb6w4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by hooking up with the guy I’ve had a crush on for two years
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shadesofwolves: Have you actually told him how you feel?
After-Development613: Oh yaah
shadesofwolves: Nvm, just saw all your history. No point supporting you here when there'll be another post next week about a new guy.
| 4 | 0.5 | |
1659747722 | 1659829405 | t3_whbhyi | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost setting my airbnb on fire.
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AcrobaticSource3: What type of hat was it?
xgamer444: Fedora gauranteed
throwaway64819192632: surprisingly no but good guess. it was for a fantasy costume
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1659749578 | 1659750808 | t3_whc4d1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by mentioning the name of a college in front of my gf while shopping.
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mikeyzee52679: Man I thought this was about school
Bee8467: Same haha
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1659749652 | 1659754016 | t3_whc59b | t5_2to41 | 10 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #43! Come share your stories and hang out! Bring some snacks! Happy Friday! 🤍
Zyklozylum: First
PheonixGalaxy: Second
Suspicious-Tax-1387: Third
PheonixGalaxy: Fourth
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1659752358 | 1659808940 | t3_whd0ly | t5_2to41 | 21,207 | YourJimmysAreRusty: TIFU by getting a boner at a friend’s sleepover
basically, i was chilling at my friend’s (female for those of you who are wondering) house scrolling through tiktok with headphones on when suddenly, this mildly attractive woman appears on my screen. as any guy knows, boners happen on their own and th... | 16 | 1,325.4375 | |
1659753660 | 1659754332 | t3_whdfju | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to pick up a MILF in my FORD in MILFORD (Connecticut)
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PicklePillz: Suuuuure
Working_Horse_3077: I agree it's a Nice shitpost
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1659754850 | 1659759103 | t3_whdt2z | t5_2to41 | 49 | chicken_steww_: TIFU by teasing my friend which she cut me off for.
So, some days ago my friend, more like friendly classmate/study buddy, stopped replying to me.
We knew each other from a competition we are both participating in so mostly our conversations surrounded that.
I have the habit of teasing my friends, and... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1659756068 | 1659797063 | t3_whe6la | t5_2to41 | 488 | Dngrsone: TIFU by stabbing myself in the leg
Not my finest moment, to be sure.
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I was cutting open a plastic jar, and doing it in the most dangerous way and, just as I realized "this is stupid" the knife slipped out of the plastic and into my leg, a mere inch and a half (38.1 mm) away from my knee.
&... | 9 | 54.222222 | |
1659756826 | 1659758000 | t3_whef8j | t5_2to41 | 25 | Charlie_fromthecafe: TIFU by accidentally having a panic attack at my boyfriend's birthday party
Look I know how the name sounds, but I really didn't mean it. I (nb18) was with my bf (M18) and his family and some mutual friends to celebrate his birthday! Everything was going great.
I should give context for what is ab... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1659756819 | 1659759911 | t3_whef5e | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU i think... need some help on this one
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SadArm4678: Someone talking to you doesn't equal a physical response. You don't like the guy that acts like a dude bro and you continue to put yourself in his path. So much so that you told him you weren't in the mood for his shit which is just baiting s... | 7 | 1 | |
1659756658 | 1659801758 | t3_whedcv | t5_2to41 | 81 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking up with my girlfriend. (My friends story)
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Madmahi25: Yep I don't get it.. you're impersonating your friend here ?or are you that friend or is your friend impersonating you ?
Uranls: Impersonating my friend, I was given permission btw..
Jameschoral: >I was given permission btw..
... | 8 | 10.125 | |
1659761598 | 1659800735 | t3_whfvdj | t5_2to41 | 140 | [deleted]: TIFU by replying "okay" to my boyfriend
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GrRr912: How many okays were sent in total?
danjack11: Okay.
Brandeeno2245: Okay.
DespoticLlama: Okay.
mkdew37: Okay.
thebucketoldpplkick: Okay.
SryItwasntme: Okay.
QBSFN: Okay.
DietHumanity: Okay.
Mammoth_Mall_1864: Okay.
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1659763064 | 1659766611 | t3_whgb6e | t5_2to41 | -4 | [deleted]: TIFU - I screenshot my ex-girlfriend’s nudes when she asked me not to.
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meow_said_the_dog: This is a ridiculously toxic relationship with a manipulative narcissist. She doesn't want to be your friend. She wants to watch you be her puppet. Ignore her.
Edit: sorry for hurting feelings, narcissists.
K... | 3 | -1.333333 | |
1659763410 | 1659788379 | t3_whger0 | t5_2to41 | 28 | milk-machine: TIFU by losing my daughter’s snake
My 15 year old daughter was in Florida for the week, so I was on snake duty. She has an albino corn snake that’s about 4 years old and about 3 feet long. I gave her fresh water during the week and watched her looking at me for a while when I was in the room. I don’t go i... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1659764792 | 1659958161 | t3_whgsn7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Conscious_Reporter86: TIFU
TIFU by getting frustrated at my poor computer
Basically school starts on monday my dads on the phone trying to help me get my online school ID
he told me its supposed to be on my phone but i wanted to do it on my computer ans not listen to him because i thought it would be faster and help... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1659766553 | 1659786077 | t3_whh9zg | t5_2to41 | 1,617 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my boyfriend on a family vacation
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malevolentpeaches: Honestly that’s what they get for walking in without knocking
[deleted]: Yea, they entered without knocking and now they have to see flopping boobs, tit for tat.
FSUfan2003: Tit for no tap\*\*\*
meme_used: underrated comme... | 8 | 202.125 | |
1659771279 | 1659771971 | t3_whhy7c | t5_2to41 | -3 | Ok-Reporter-8728: Wtf is fucking wrong with u
Exact_Initiative7660: It’s a bait post. It’s also the internet. If you have empathy for everything on the internet that’s a personal problem
Ok-Reporter-8728: sure u do u man
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1659751557 | 1659818681 | t3_whcrj7 | t5_2to41 | 24 | StevenTheFancyVance: TIFU by landing in jail (possibly prison)
Obligatory didnt happen today. Using my main accont cause my whole family knows me as the sock bandit.
TIFU by doing something ridiculius... yesrs ago
Oh it is story time. Ill try to keep it short.
Back in 2013 I moved to a new city for a fresh start at... | 4 | 6 | |
1659777647 | 1659815140 | t3_whk52l | t5_2to41 | 477 | [deleted]: TIFU by riding my motorcycle
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Darksusan: I’d start to document everything said to you and by who and make it clear to your work that while this happened outside of work she has brought it into work and is creating a hostile work environment for you which as your innocent is not on and you want somet... | 8 | 59.625 | |
1659775993 | 1659779058 | t3_whjpzd | t5_2to41 | 18 | The_best_one_-_: TIFU by hurting the best person in my life, going after someone who wasn’t worth it.
So, about 4 months ago I met this girl at work, Alicia. Instantly we hit it off. Great connection, had fun working together, it seemed fantastic. After work I waited for her to ask for her number, but chickened out las... | 3 | 6 | |
1659778309 | 1659783635 | t3_whkb2p | t5_2to41 | 13 | 355822: TIFU Self image vs Enjoying it
So I'm bi, and I haven't been with a girl in a long time. Started talking to this lady online, and we kinda hit it off, she's sweet and has a cute face. Kinky and confident. All good things.
We met up for a date and she's got a super awesome personality and just as nice in person... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1659782167 | 1659783647 | t3_whlaii | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally having sex with my boyfriends dog while on a camping trip
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shadesofwolves: Some people just shouldn't have access to the internet or a keyboard.
[deleted]: Some people just shouldn't have access to the internet or a keyboard. At least that's my opinion. Sometimes I just don't ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1659765883 | 1659829320 | t3_whh3lm | t5_2to41 | 4 | Hemlock-Harvest: TIFU by letting my dog off leash
Everyday my dad and I take our dog, Penny, on a 45ish minute walk around our neighborhood. Today's walk was off to a good start. We chatted with one of our neighbors while Penny played with her best friend (an older sheepdog). After that we where ambushed by 3 younger d... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1659762199 | 1659809487 | t3_whg1wj | t5_2to41 | 97 | Press_Q: TIFU by being the worst upstairs neighbor
I have a personal story to share. Top floor dweller here. This didn’t happen today but it’s a good story, and I didn’t know where else to post this.
There was one night where I was attempting to fall asleep when I began to hear light thuds against what appeared to be... | 4 | 24.25 | |
1659787445 | 1659788847 | t3_whmqze | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by wasting my weekend.
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magpieyak: It sucks, but he’s just not that into you. He got what he wanted, and now he’s moved on. He should feel guilty and bad, he’s a grown ass man and you barely an adult. Sex and love are not the same thing.
You assumed he cared in a way he did not, and pinned yo... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1659789893 | 1659926763 | t3_whnhl3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | deffonotavampire: TIFU by sucking my period blood off my boyfriend’s dick.
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SylviaMarsh: I feel bad for you OP, as you're clearly not into it, yet I view combining sex and body fluids as an awesome thing.
I actually really enjoy the primal feeling of just fucking, even when there's sweat, saliva, cum, puss ju... | 7 | 1 | |
1659791088 | 1659808872 | t3_whnvl2 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Cloistered_Surgery: TIFU by falling for my younger sister
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mcdreamymd: Therapy. Now.
Under the assumption this is a real letter and not some 2-bit V.C. Andrews fanfic, you need multiple levels of family and personal counseling. You banged your much younger, barely legal sister while you have a pregnant girlfr... | 10 | 1.5 | |
1659793746 | 1659804146 | t3_whorju | t5_2to41 | 2,385 | Uranls: TIFU by telling my best friend’s girlfriend I would have sex with my best friend. (My POV)
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DoctaMario: Why do dudes say this kind of stuff out loud? Even if you think it, most of the time it's best to keep it to yourself, especially when it's someone who knows the person you have a thing for.
Kinimode... | 14 | 170.357143 | |
1659794670 | 1659909319 | t3_whp3gq | t5_2to41 | 2,350 | Fluid-Worldliness-77: TIFU by telling a woman she doesn't have to buy water
I work in a store and today a woman came and bought 36 half liter bottles of water. Which would be strange but I work in a tourist trap and from her accent I got that she was Brittish. So definitely a tourist.
Now a lot of tourists don't know... | 20 | 117.5 | |
1659793381 | 1659926489 | t3_whon0t | t5_2to41 | 270 | DanTortilla: TIFU by realizing I had a neurological disorder my whole life
Ok so I forgot what I was looking at but I was browsing reddit and someone commented talking about the fact that they had something called visual snow syndrome. I didn't really think anything of it but when I woke up my brain was doing brain thi... | 6 | 45 | |
1659798505 | 1659843197 | t3_whqhw9 | t5_2to41 | 20,600 | welp-ultimatetifu: TIFU - Masturbated too vigorously and have now been admitted to the hospital for over a week
Alt Account for reasons..... Well, this didn't start today but continues 3 weeks later. Sitting in a hospital bed here, I figured I would write about it.
3 weeks ago, my wife was leaving for a weekend girls... | 15 | 1,373.333333 | |
1659801588 | 1659888999 | t3_whrm80 | t5_2to41 | 795 | Monsterchic16: TIFU: By asking to be called by my middle name.
So this happened back when I was still in high school so it’s been almost 8 years now, but I still think about this f up. (I think I’m in the right subreddit for this story, but if there’s a better sub for it let me know)
So I have the same first name and ... | 9 | 88.333333 | |
1659806338 | 1659813552 | t3_whtdpw | t5_2to41 | 10 | MediocreLifeMan: TIFU by sending my mum nudes when I was trying to show her a picture of Amy Winehouse
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whosthedumbest: I'd be more upset by the Amy Winehouse photos.
MediocreLifeMan: Amy winehouse is amazing. Don’t even start xx
whosthedumbest: I'm just doing a joke. Enjoy your Winehouse.
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1659810155 | 1659820327 | t3_whurob | t5_2to41 | 135 | marriage_cycling: TIFU by drying the matras with a hair dryer
This morning when I woke up I decided to clean the matras since there were a couple of stains on it. Hoping it would be dry by the time we would go to bed.
It wasn't. So I decided to whip out my hair dryer and try to dry the wet spots as fast as possible. ... | 5 | 27 | |
1659811377 | 1659892567 | t3_whv7f7 | t5_2to41 | 2,934 | SeasonTypical: TIFU by threatening to break up with my girlfriend if she does not quit vaping
I, (23M) Come from a family of heavy smokers. Almost everyone except me has been inhaling that poisonous gas everyday for generations, finishing a pack a day at times. And i have seen many family members suffer from the conse... | 18 | 163 | |
1659812223 | 1659962322 | t3_whvib9 | t5_2to41 | 112 | Jeffydaboiiii122: TIFU by taking my dog on a car trip
Me and my family, mum and 2 sisters took my dog from England to Czech we had a delay getting to France through the underground train about 3 hours of waiting in a car with basically no space to sit in.
Our dog a Pekingese named Neo, who was going to get a operatio... | 7 | 16 | |
1659814589 | 1659817362 | t3_whwcjh | t5_2to41 | 17 | Panicpanicpanicshit: TIFU by thinking I was dying thanks to covid
Full disclosure, this happened last night, but I was not in the right state of mind to tell this story until this morning. Also throwaway because this might be embarrassing enough to actually kill me.
My husband and I are at the tail end of a bout with... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1659815443 | 1659817230 | t3_whwn6y | t5_2to41 | 12 | bluemoon191: TIFU and lost my best friend
This fuck up happened a few days ago but I'm still really upset about it.
Back in December 2021 things were pretty rough for me, I always used to drink on the weekends but it had started getting more and more. One night I was on a chat website I visit and this person sta... | 3 | 4 | |
1659819943 | 1659862488 | t3_why8xr | t5_2to41 | 12 | canichoosethislater: TIFU by saying yes
I(19F) have a boyfriend (19M). Our relationship is not in it’s best stage right now. I see him like once a month and I don’t feel loved enough. Idk if it’s just my insecurities or if it’s because he doesn’t give as much as I do.
A few minutes ago my ex texted me saying he’s outs... | 4 | 3 | |
1659824548 | 1659826095 | t3_whzwxc | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my BF a sexy massage
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reverse_monday: What the heck is a lingam massage?
texranger47: Dick massage
reverse_monday: Why isn't it called a ligma massage
| 4 | 1.75 | |
1659825382 | 1659851794 | t3_wi07wz | t5_2to41 | 15 | StephMess18: TIFU by letting the guy take the sex video instead of doing it myself.
This actually happened about 30 minutes ago. Full disclosure, I’m a hotwife. For those of you who don’t know, it’s a type of open relationship.
I had a date with a guy, things went well and so I decided it was cool to give him a blow j... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1659828804 | 1659878714 | t3_wi1e0s | t5_2to41 | 15 | anonymousjucee: TIFU By telling a deep family secret to a co worker now my life might be in jeopardy.
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xawlted: Holy shit there's a lot to unpack there but you should start with the beginning. Your brother sexually assaulted you when you were 15 and then continued to do it throughout your life. He took advanta... | 9 | 1.666667 | |
1659828755 | 1659857725 | t3_wi1dey | t5_2to41 | 2,567 | nickypoopoo69: TIFU by accidentally locking myself out of a room, causing a war and genocide
Obligatory “this happened ten years ago”. Just remembered this based off of something I saw on r/confessions, figured it was a story worth telling.
When I was 16, I had no standards when it came to living in messes. I was the ... | 17 | 151 | |
1659829738 | 1659834186 | t3_wi1p5b | t5_2to41 | 989 | [deleted]: TIFU by horny-crying in the bathroom at work
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CazadoreBombs: If you must go back just tell them the ex wife sent you a video of her and a new man. They’ll feel bad instead of making you feel bad
Gndrlss1: This is actually genius
Send_Your_Noods_plz: Get really descriptive if they dont immediatly shu... | 5 | 197.8 | |
1659831928 | 1659832538 | t3_wi2f5u | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by filming myself falling for a stranger on Facebook.
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poposplants: Well. Welcome to my life. It's not so bad once you grow accustomed to the awkwardness
jaddyNDmenny: I am always this way, you think I'd be used to it by now😂.
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1659834641 | 1659864888 | t3_wi3ab8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | CurrentAssist: TIFU by talking to myself after seeing a spider
This happened a few days ago but I still feel a little bad.
So my girlfriend and I are staying at my Nans house to sit the place while she's on a cruise. My Nan lives a long way from where we are staying but my girlfriend wanted to come to my birth town an... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1659837007 | 1659839092 | t3_wi414y | t5_2to41 | 10 | Feeling-Ebb2910: TIFU Drug test mess up
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Lando7763: If the temperature was fine, and your friend is clean, you're good.
Feeling-Ebb2910: Omg thanks!!
Lando7763: No problem. I went through the same anxiety 2 months ago, only my mistake was forgetting to pick up the tiny safety pin I used to puncture the condom ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1659837241 | 1659898524 | t3_wi43s8 | t5_2to41 | 591 | MINECRAFT-BEE7: TIFU by calling my girlfriend at 1 in the morning
Yesterday I just got off work and I was laying down in bed scrolling through my phone until I fall asleep. But just before I was about to sleep my girlfriend asks me “Hey, do you wanna call?” I didn’t mind it as the time was earlier than when I usually ... | 8 | 73.875 | |
1659838742 | 1659839671 | t3_wi4ks0 | t5_2to41 | 16 | tomandkate1: TIFU by shouting at the top of my voice in a crowded street.
Just finished a relaxing brunch with my partner and two kids aged 3 and 1. The Cafe we are eating at is in a busy resort town and is packed with people eating and shopping.
My 3 year olddaughter, although mostly an angel, can have her moments o... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1659839288 | 1659849590 | t3_wi4qu9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by having breakup sex with my ex
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Perkinstx: What is "piv"?
diabolikul1: penis in vagina? random shot in the dark
skullital: Yup
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1659843443 | 1659856065 | t3_wi620w | t5_2to41 | -4 | throwaway242516: TIFU by jerking off to my ex gfs friends pictures
2 years ago I betrayed my ex
Throwaway account for obvious reasons..
So about 2 years ago, I [22M] made a terrible decision. I dated my ex in 2019 and we broke up in early 2022. Everything was going great, we were having fun everyday, doing what youn... | 7 | -0.571429 | |
1659849982 | 1659858792 | t3_wi7yn3 | t5_2to41 | 114 | AnneHarv: TIFU by telling my friend that I was avoiding her texts where she talks about a party I wasn’t invited to
I know it might be childish not wanting to hear about it but I mean it’s been a bad day and the party is going to be thrown by someone I considered a friend.
No hard feelings, just didn’t really want to... | 4 | 28.5 | |
1659851753 | 1659899010 | t3_wi8g28 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by realizing I've been I love with my bestfriends girlfriend my whole life
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dadarkgtprince: You should tell your friend about her proposition. That's a shit thing to do if she has a bf but is asking other dudes to sneak in
AngelGrazia: Little bit of a nuclear option. I see where you're coming f... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1659851935 | 1659856049 | t3_wi8hry | t5_2to41 | 9 | stormpooper2008: tifu by using my stepdad's phone
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queenofrainbows: At least it didnt say "step daughter "
stormpooper2008: There were 4 links I only said one
queenofrainbows: Uh oh
| 4 | 2.25 | |
1659851021 | 1659884824 | t3_wi895z | t5_2to41 | 376 | jayabhat: TIFU by binging KDrama and loosing my eyesight
Obligatory disclaimer, I'm second language learner and on mobile. Kindly excuse for any mistakes.
I spent the whole day yesterday binging a Kdrama. Didn't sleep much, woke up very groggy and sleep deprived today. Wore my specs, rushed to the toilet with my ey... | 7 | 53.714286 | |
1659853560 | 1659861341 | t3_wi8xhn | t5_2to41 | 381 | l-sou23: TIFU by going to my best friend's bridal shower
I've known my (20f) best friend (20f) for almost seven years, now. She was one of my first friends when I moved from my childhood home to Southern California, so we were really close for a long time. We'd always talk to each other about what we were going through... | 6 | 63.5 | |
1659855950 | 1659883901 | t3_wi9jom | t5_2to41 | 3,226 | dalostpb: TIFU by not having enough karma
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Jon2046: I’m new to reddit so maybe I’m ignorant but if we can’t see the karma on this post doesn’t that mean you’re not gaining any karma from it?
Dr_Vesuvius: No, it just means that it hasn’t been up for very long. The karma is still awarded but the score doesn’t sh... | 7 | 460.857143 | |
1659847756 | 1659916659 | t3_wi7btj | t5_2to41 | 86 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking expired tea on a Zoom meet
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Myksta0121: You used "quotes" but did she really say "op" like your crush instantly knew this was going to be a reddit thing?
hurrikatrinamorelike: No they did not, I simply want to avoid revealing my real name
Dense_Vermicelli_929: The best way to impres... | 4 | 21.5 | |
1659858305 | 1659874288 | t3_wia4z7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu mixing up a song
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Eviriany: Sounds like you could become very popular with that group of girls... have fun sithlord ;)
Quazi--: he getting no kitty after doing that
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1659860103 | 1659901824 | t3_wial71 | t5_2to41 | 7,487 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating tuna and spaghetti every day for a month
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shadowsaixx: Go to a doctor, you're not ok.
jakoto0: What about mercury poisoning?
Varyx: You don’t get mercury poisoning from short term regular intake. You’d have to eat three cans a day every day for six months or so to see any effect whats... | 9 | 831.888889 | |
1659861664 | 1659880164 | t3_wiazdr | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by nearly vomiting on my new girlfriend during sex.
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Eviriany: Sounds like her Clitty Litter didn't taste too nice XD
OkVolume1: Untidy Cat
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1659864227 | 1659904460 | t3_wibmkh | t5_2to41 | 12,910 | Ninjaxas: TIFU by teaching my 13yo brother Python
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JeevesAI: Made up story. There is no “spaceship v mars shooter game” python tutorial on YouTube because you wouldn’t write it in python to begin with.
Why do people lie on the internet for points.
megaviral: He didn't say the tutorial was specific to the game... | 17 | 759.411765 | |
1659864297 | 1659875808 | t3_wibn7g | t5_2to41 | 52 | Correct_Woodpecker_4: TIFU by smiling at a stranger in the pub
To set the scene: I’m on a first date with the most lovely human.
Some background on my dating history, I’ve lost all confidence on dates I’m convinced the other person will always dip out when they got to the bathroom, so I’m nervous at this point.
The... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1659868051 | 1659897489 | t3_wiclc7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | JohnJonathan690: TIFU by looking into my gf snapchat
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jello-kittu: A lot of people talk shit about their ex when they break up. It's dumb but it's a way to break off habits of thinking. Social media just takes it another step of advertising what started off as a childish behavior.
Sometimes being apart break... | 3 | 1 | |
1659871754 | 1659872403 | t3_widkll | t5_2to41 | 4 | SaltAsAService: TIFU by buying an apartment
So this happened yesterday, but I only realised how much I FU today.
I moved away from my hometown a few years ago to live with my partner in her hometown whilst her parents were sick. Well last year they both passed away and we made the choice to move to my hometown as it w... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1659874083 | 1659874609 | t3_wie8k6 | t5_2to41 | 0 | ResolutionUnited9937: TIFU by having sex with my beautiful girlfriend
Hey guys, this happened this morning when i woke up and decided to have sex with my girlfriend, little did i know this was gonna go wrong way. So we were into it for about 20 minutes when i heard a little pop however i decided to ignore it and carrie... | 3 | 0 | |
1659874211 | 1659875272 | t3_wie9vj | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my beautiful girlfriend
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SyrenaLuna: If your girlfriend took 2 pills already, just from that, ur doing it wrong... I think it's better having her mess her menstrual cycle than having a baby.
You could always wait for the result but I think it's better take another pill or ta... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1659874732 | 1659909685 | t3_wiefj9 | t5_2to41 | 91 | ConfidentDiver3610: TIFU By cycling away from the cops.
Hi guys, events take place in baguette land.
Partied last night, slept at my friend's got out of the house and a police car asked me what I was smoking and ordered me to stop. It was weed, I had 1 or 2g in my backpack. Here where my fuck up starts.
So I had been... | 5 | 18.2 | |
1659877508 | 1660049438 | t3_wifb0n | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking up my dad's life
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steampunkMechElves: I nearly stabbed my dad in the kidney when I was thirteen or fourteen and he hit my mom. If he hadn't jumped back, I'd've stuck a Solingen antler-handled hunting knife deep inside his lower back. He probably would have bled out right there in t... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1659880419 | 1659898440 | t3_wig9cm | t5_2to41 | 192 | Fractured-disk: TIFU by messing around with my old stuff while I was cleaning
So when I was about 15 (now I’m 22) I was convinced I didn’t have any anxiety issues even though my mom said maybe I should get tested.
Because I am a Meticulous person I decided the way to prove her wrong I got this little clicker thing an... | 6 | 32 | |
1659883755 | 1659886884 | t3_wihg8z | t5_2to41 | 15 | AnonToBeDeleted: TIFU by wanking.
FYI: I live with my parents for financial reasons and have a vulva.
I recently came back from a long trip abroad with friends so - being a polite person - I didn’t hook up with anyone and haven’t really gotten off in about 2 months cause I didn’t want to jack off at other peoples pl... | 3 | 5 | |
1659884978 | 1659892708 | t3_wihwti | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not listening to my piercer
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Curae: Ooft that sounds bad. You already know to be careful, but do know that stuff like that can cause your piercing to migrate.
I had one of mine migrate and then my nipple tore at the front, super slowly luckily and didn't hurt, but was cleaning it and notice... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1659886321 | 1659887788 | t3_wiiffe | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my neighbour hear me and my S/O do the cyber-nasty.
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MisterB78: Yet another non-fuck up, with no consequences other than mild embarrassment… but it’s about something sex-related, so this will undoubtedly get tons of upvotes
ItsHowWellYouMowFast: /r/summerreddit goes away soon. Hopefu... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1659903282 | 1659911792 | t3_wijkhq | t5_2to41 | 74 | Ballzee45: She's gonna be a nightmare bro. Run away. Any normal decent person would have sat the flowers down, walked back in and communicated with you like nothing happened. That's what a decent person who respects anyone's personal life would have done.
NoUsername189: It's the mother, not his girlfriend lol relax
Bal... | 7 | 10.571429 | |
1659896826 | 1659973013 | t3_wimfm7 | t5_2to41 | 33 | Aquillyne: TIFU now my colleague thinks I’m having an affair with his wife
A few years back I worked an office job for a big corporation.
The colleague in question – let’s call him James – was this guy who was quite reserved, quiet and awkward. He rarely engaged anyone in conversation, he just tapped away and did his ... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1659898871 | 1659967375 | t3_win7xe | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking my dad's ADHD pills
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NostradaMart: being young is no excuse for acting so stupidly, please kid, tell me, in what world taking those pills to counter your hunger is worse than selling drugs, wich is fuckin illegal... ?
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Now grow the fuck up, go see your father, apologize ... | 8 | 2 | |
1659899881 | 1660698100 | t3_winlvh | t5_2to41 | 436 | _GenderNotFound: TIFU by poisoning the family dog.
This was about 10 years ago.
For some context, when I was 15 and my sister was 11, my abusive father left. He was abusive to our animals as well as the people in his life, and after he left, me and my sister went completely different directions in terms of pets. I wa... | 11 | 39.636364 | |
1659900673 | 1659903893 | t3_winx20 | t5_2to41 | 3 | _GenderNotFound: TIFU by leaving food out for several days
So, I moved out back in early April. I'm going to say that I have autism and I have some issues because of it which mean I can't do my own dishes, and believe me, I did try. So, my mom's been coming over and helping me a couple times a week because I didn't hav... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1659901677 | 1659903181 | t3_wioar3 | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU by not shutting the bathroom door
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ConsiderationFar2038: This is really not something to feel embarrassed about at all :)
I have been with my partner for 7 years, we shower with the door open and go to the bathroom with the door open so that we are able to chat the whole time 🤪
dragonteethpas... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1659901761 | 1659927304 | t3_wiobxk | t5_2to41 | 30,029 | [deleted]: TIFU making out with a girl
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great1675: Oh man... That stupid glass is soooo expensive. My ex works for a insurance carrier, she makes every telsa owner buy the extra glass insurance because it's so unbelievably expensive.
CoconutSands: I work in a dealership parts dept, all glass is super expensive... | 11 | 2,729.909091 | |
1659902744 | 1659997422 | t3_wiopmd | t5_2to41 | 63 | MissBarker93: TIFU by getting SOAKED from head to toe while at work.
On mobile. If there are any format issues, I'll fix them when I get home.
This just happened today. I'm a front end courtesy clerk at a grocery store, which means that I'm usually either bagging groceries or rounding up carts in the parking lot. Ear... | 7 | 9 | |
1659904210 | 1659908118 | t3_wipa2i | t5_2to41 | 6 | Ambitious_Tank_3715: Tifu by getting in a car crash and it was my fault
Today I fucked up. I’m a 16 year old boy who got his license probably a month ago after failing the first time. I loved driving and was pretty good at it because I took my test late so I had been driving for about nine months. Today I got back from... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1659903909 | 1659931536 | t3_wip5u9 | t5_2to41 | 81 | [deleted]: TIFU by not saving my neighbor's dog from him.
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ItsaJello: You should absolutely call animal control and report him. If you can, collect the remains and bring them to your local municipal shelter and explain the situation. They can prosecute him on animal cruelty charges.
WhisperedEchoes85: >If y... | 5 | 16.2 | |
1659909652 | 1659992180 | t3_wirdke | t5_2to41 | 34 | AbiSANSCHUBBS: TIFU by eating food I was apparently allergic to
Sorry I didn't post this the day of but this happened on Friday.
Friday was my mother's 40th birthday so after work I was going to drive 2 and a half hours to see her and spend the weekend with her and my dad and little brother. So. I got home from work, ... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1659910794 | 1660491165 | t3_wirtfp | t5_2to41 | 17 | Arkive_: TIFU by interfering with my boyfriend and his friends
I went to his house to surprise him with breakfast while he was sleeping since it was almost his birthday, and I wanted to surprise him.
I woke him up and said I had made breakfast for him, he told me he didn't sleep well and that I shouldn't have woken h... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1659910895 | 1659913241 | t3_wiruvw | t5_2to41 | 6 | Brandeeno2245: TIFU how TTRGS end up at the beach Irl, into my best friends bed, accidentally admitting I'm trans and then ending any relationship potential on the way home
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jcpmojo: I truly want you to have a happy and fulfilled life, but I'm afraid it's going to be a very hard road for you. Cis males don't ... | 3 | 2 | |
1659911387 | 1659913046 | t3_wis1ii | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by cumming….. on my cat
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CB205EDEE16B24366C87: where is the eye washing station ? I need it fast !
DeadButAlivePickle: r/Eyebleach, although I'm not sure if it's the best destination in this particular case.
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1659912869 | 1659916689 | t3_wislnb | t5_2to41 | 10 | BANG-BANG-BNINE: TIFU by cleaning the gutters of my roof
Ok this happened maybe 2 hrs ago (24M) helping my mother whom I live with ❤️. I needed to clean the gutters on my roof had things literally growing in them haha. So I borrowed a ladder and proceed to climb up to the second story and get on the roof. No issues th... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1659756055 | 1660016984 | t3_whe6gc | t5_2to41 | 4 | Paul_Castro: TIFU by disabling my own classroom's internet (again, right away)
I'm a high school teacher and in my classroom there are two different outlets (I think the technical term is a "network drop") for the ethernet port (the internet cable). Anyways, I have the school computer, my own laptop, and the school pri... | 3 | 1.333333 |
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