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1659915890 | 1659916301 | t3_witpi2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | abysmaldepression: TIFU by turning left instead of right while going back home from school
For a little bit of context, I had just started school at a completely new school in an area of my town I knew nothing about.
I (at the time 12F) was supposed to be walking home after school because my mom couldn't drive me home... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1659915344 | 1660007542 | t3_witihh | t5_2to41 | 4 | Runnergirl868: TIFU by picking a wrong restaurant.
Well this put a damp on my fiancé. We took my kids to an indoor water park about 30-40 minutes away. Everyone had a ton of fun with the first time with me and my kids. He was there a while ago and he said things changed I offered to grab lunch/dinner afterwards. I pick... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1659913749 | 1660110493 | t3_wisxls | t5_2to41 | 77 | doublehelices: TIFU by snacking recklessly
Was having a lovely time playing D&D online, listening to drama. I went to grab a snack—some delicious mini pitas that I buy quite often for eating alone or with a dip. And I sit down, engrossed in the lore reveals, and pop one into my mouth. Bite down.
When I tell you a... | 3 | 25.666667 | |
1659915575 | 1659931290 | t3_witlfb | t5_2to41 | 414 | TheLegendaryMond: TIFU by accidentally teaching my dog to stand on the counter
About a month ago we were moving out of our house. With the kitchen empty and a dog with a history of being able to jump high I thought it would be interesting to see if he could make it up on the counter. I knew he could, I don’t know why I... | 10 | 41.4 | |
1659918886 | 1659995764 | t3_wiuqzx | t5_2to41 | 16 | AnonymousJellyflsh: TIFU by watching someone steal items from a store and I did nothing about it
I (f23) went to my local store, which is very small, to buy a few things and only planned on staying for 30 minutes then leaving. But half way through my shopping, I saw a woman who looked to be a teenager stealing baby pro... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1659911330 | 1659947493 | t3_wis0qb | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by responding to a "friend" and set myself up for plans
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avsavsavs: #1 this post does not sound like it is actually coming from an 11th grader… #2 regardless you should just suck it up and go #3 i predict you're not gonna and you'll feel shitty because you didn't. i hope u prove me wrong.
ti... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1659919158 | 1659927098 | t3_wiuuel | t5_2to41 | 20 | Throwawayyyy_badgf: TIFU by not eating as soon as I woke up and having a seizure
This actually happened on Saturday, but I only just realised what truly happened today.
So for a bit of context, I'm in the early stages of pregnancy. I've never had much of an appetite, but since being pregnant I've found that I honestly... | 5 | 4 | |
1659920346 | 1660066124 | t3_wiv98o | t5_2to41 | 62 | touch_me_more: TIFU by finding out my brother likes men
Obligatory this happened yesterday, but it's only been 10hrs after so it still counts today.
So for context, my brother and I weren't that close, but we were never enemies either. Growing up he liked calling me gay and being homophobic to me. Everyone I talked to... | 7 | 8.857143 | |
1659922479 | 1659923322 | t3_wivzsc | t5_2to41 | 21 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #44! Come share your stories and hang out! Get the popcorn! 🍿
ks1232314: That has to be aud cuz that would be an insane salary
Tattooedbehavior: Truckers get paidddd
ks1232314: Yea but not 105k a year usd
Tattooedbehavior: Yes, some do! You’d be surprised
rabbitt-we: It makes sense, it’s a ... | 7 | 3 | |
1659922626 | 1660527304 | t3_wiw1ks | t5_2to41 | 9 | procrastinatium: TIFU by procrastinating on an 4000 word essay I should've started a year ago.
First of all, I know instead of writing this I could be working on my essay but I just can't. This started around December of last year, when winter vacations were about to start my school talked to us about a 4000 word essay... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1659926437 | 1659955779 | t3_wixcl7 | t5_2to41 | 28 | bexbets: TIFU by oversharing with mechanic
TIFU oversharing with the mechanic
I am a 43 y/o female. I took my car in for new tires. I know the shop owner. I don't know him well. We were in a citizen's academy type class together a few years ago. We are Facebook friends. That's it. Never hung out. He has met my husband... | 4 | 7 | |
1659926968 | 1659937109 | t3_wixisu | t5_2to41 | 10 | Thatalrightguy75: TIFU by doing a skunky rescue
Alright so rewind to my second year at community college. I was finishing up my night class, it was probably about 8:45 and I began the trek back to my car. As I’m walking back I see a fuzzy thing with something on its head. Thinking it was a cute kitty, I made my way tow... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1659929831 | 1659949054 | t3_wiyhc8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | bigtime_napper: TIFU by drinking too much and getting out of control
Context: my girlfriend asked me to join her and her friends for a night of drinks and clubbing, in order to get to know her friends better. We’ve been together a little over two years now.
We had drinks at a friend’s place, and I remember being alrigh... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1659930388 | 1659935376 | t3_wiynvo | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a joke that went over REALLY badly
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DesignerSmile_91: Ok but dating your sister is a really weird thing to joke about….
HonestSoldier7: I know --> the joke was my f***-up.
Funny thing is my therapist said the same exact thing you said, and ended the consultation shortly after lol
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1659931102 | 1659932973 | t3_wiyvzw | t5_2to41 | 11 | C4ptainchr0nic: TIFU by eating icecream and flashing my shitty ass to new roommate.
This one happened tonight. I fell asleep on the couch and woke up a couple hours ago at about 10:40. Had the post nap munchies and saw an empty icecream bowl from my girlfriend on the coffee table which spurred a craving. I made a bowl ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1659932309 | 1659947592 | t3_wiza1j | t5_2to41 | 31 | Kermitsleftballsack_: TIFU by masterbaiting in the attic
I 22(m) lives with my gf 21(f) in a average size house and one day while my gf was out of town to see her mother I decided to jerk it a bit after getting some McDonald’s I wanted to spice things up by going to jerk off somewhere I haven’t yet and I thought the be... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1659932709 | 1660052553 | t3_wizefs | t5_2to41 | 1,480 | molokomilkmaiden: TIFU by asking my boyfriend what his ex's looked like.
My boyfriend and I have been dating for a while, we actually met in 6th grade (we're both 45 now) and recently reconnected. This morning we were talking about our exes and I actually knew one of them, a very pretty blonde who is actually a very lo... | 10 | 148 | |
1659933224 | 1659938971 | t3_wizk0p | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by trying to impress millennials
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lowcarb73: Didn’t you just do this same thing to a class full of students?
I_am_box: OP just created their account though.
lowcarb73: Yeah. This same post with the same gif is posted once a week at least.
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1659934017 | 1659954492 | t3_wizsmp | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU telling my best friend I have feelings for her
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Disastrous-Guess1959: Pffft man fuck all that yo. You were obviously upfront with how you felt and her response is to lead you on like that? Sounds like this girl likes to play games and is probably thinking she can hold out for someone better or ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1659935611 | 1659937212 | t3_wj0a4w | t5_2to41 | 12 | Interesting_Listen10: TIFU by losing boner on my first night
It was all good and a happy marriage with the girl I met and we also had dated few months before marriage so the comfort levels are really good and it didn't feel like I am marrying some stranger.
However, when it came to the first night we had our room deco... | 3 | 4 | |
1659938408 | 1659941348 | t3_wj13o2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | TA3453462346: TIFU by complimenting a random woman's dress
TL;DR A week ago I complimented a woman on her beautiful dress and got called a pervert.
This happened about a week or so ago and I'm still wondering what I did wrong. I biked to my supermarket to pick up dinner for that day. When I was leaving the parking lo... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1659938424 | 1659979500 | t3_wj140d | t5_2to41 | 12 | V3N0M3: TIFU: by turning my expensive open-back headphones wireless.
It was just another morning, the absolutely horrid sirens of the iPhone blaring asking me to get up. I obliged, I had to go out cycling after-all.
I get up and the first thing I do each morning is to make some coffee. So i pull out my pair of Sennhe... | 6 | 2 | |
1659939043 | 1659980076 | t3_wj1a9f | t5_2to41 | 35 | DeathbedConfessional: TIFU by accidentally outing my very obvious niece in front of her mom.
My (M48) sister (F42) and her daughter (F14) came over to use my pool today. It's the first time I've seen my niece in a while so we were catching up. She JUST turned 14, and my sister was joking / bitching about how she wante... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1659939890 | 1659942345 | t3_wj1ine | t5_2to41 | 8 | welcome_2_paradise: TIFU by misremembering the date for the army selection
Excuse my bad English.
Some backstory:
I, 18M, live in Israel where enrollment in the army is mandatory. However, through various phone calls, paperwork and tests we choose where we'd like to serve.
I chose to try to enroll in the navy.
Seeing ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1659942318 | 1659943436 | t3_wj26wx | t5_2to41 | 16 | Luke8508: TIFU by talking about copper pans in my CV
So a few months ago I was applying for a part time job at Subway to save up some money before university. I filled in most of my CV with the standard grades and accomplishments then I got to the hobbies and interests section. I wanted to relate my hobbies and interes... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1659945143 | 1659952974 | t3_wj2y1w | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to watch a wholesome anime on the plane.
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Basey124: Try attack on titan or seven deadly sins
PlatisUnbreakable: Sds when meliodas starts groping elizabeth😅
Basey124: Ähhhm...
Still family friendly???
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1659944916 | 1660006423 | t3_wj2vua | t5_2to41 | 1,999 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting intimate with my girlfriend.
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Jon2046: I’m sure I’ll get downvoted for saying this but this is why you shouldn’t date women that were abused in the past, it will only lead to trouble down the line for both of you.
FlashMcSuave: You're right, you *will* get downvoted for saying this.
... | 17 | 117.588235 | |
1659954306 | 1659964188 | t3_wj5dvv | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally confessing my feelings to my old friend.
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MeanMusterMistard: Tell her you don't, I suppose.
NintendoMasterPlayz: To be fair, she doesn't care about it.
MeanMusterMistard: So what's the fuck up?
NintendoMasterPlayz: The only fucked up is that I wasn't meant to say: 'YES', she ask... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1659957045 | 1659963386 | t3_wj65ux | t5_2to41 | 29,052 | NoThemeSong: TIFU when I asked my fianceé to share a secret
**Trigger warning: sexual assault.**
**Throwaway account.**
Last night I (30m) suggested that my fianceé (28) and I tell each other whatever secret we might still have in order to purge ourselves before our upcoming wedding. We were both in bed, almost aslee... | 6 | 4,842 | |
1659962477 | 1659972867 | t3_wj7w3g | t5_2to41 | 62 | Top_Worldliness5022: TIFU by asking my ex to not play video games with her ex (Mr.B)
So all this started about a week and a half ago when I broke up with my then girlfriend
Although we broke up we still talked because she thought how I broke up with her was unfair and we could still make it work and I accepted us talk... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1659962443 | 1659964737 | t3_wj7vpw | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a threesum with my gf and her bestfriend
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synkndown: That's not a threesome, you just cheated.
Deep_Space92: The worst part, from my point of view, is the kid's future. A kid is mentioned at the beginning of the post but nowhere afterwards. Not the best image to have of your father ho... | 5 | 3 | |
1659963140 | 1659989449 | t3_wj8409 | t5_2to41 | 117 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting my pants
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cam_huskers: I feel like this is the stuff that would have bonded two guys together for life.
kse1239: They were girls. She mentioned she thought it was her period.
cam_huskers: Yes. I understand that.
kse1239: Oh shit lmao. I see what you mean now.
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1659963909 | 1659977640 | t3_wj8dzz | t5_2to41 | 13 | Equivalent-Mood2357: TIFU By accidentally going to a random barber shop
Im underage and my mom scheduled an appointment with one of my neighbours who was a barber to cut my hair. I went into the barber shop, got a haircut, left and when I came home my mom called me and said “so you couldn’t make it to the barber shop... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1659963686 | 1659965462 | t3_wj8b5r | t5_2to41 | 6 | Master-Whereas-7128: TIFU by celebrating my birthday with a friend.
TIFU by celebrating my birtday with a friend
This doesn't seem a really big deal in general, but I really hurt a friend and I need to get this off my chest.
I (16M) have two friends, Sara (16F) and Alexia (16F) and we all 3 have our birthdays around ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1659933979 | 1659975878 | t3_wizs8f | t5_2to41 | 9 | BFDMod: TIFU by making out with gf in park
So this happened 2 hours ago. Some background information, I have a work van that has a power inverter and the back is Isola from the front with a metal grate. It's not a creeper van, it is a fully wrapped sprinter van.
My gf is leaving for the airforce in 5 weeks so we have ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1659966750 | 1659967167 | t3_wj9egt | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU when I skipped my first day at my new job
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Gunslinger_327: Welcome to the real world bro......
monterreynights: I know man, I just been working my ass off lately my mind is in another place entirely
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1659965941 | 1659986818 | t3_wj93ye | t5_2to41 | 155 | monkey3605: TIFU and had a 6 Hour Erection
As a Prostate Cancer Prostatectomy (daVinci Robot) survivor + 10 years now, ED is a fact of life. After the surgery my (60s M) testosterone got pretty low so my libido was suffering greatly. Neither I nor my spouse are happy with the fact and even with the occasional little ... | 6 | 25.833333 | |
1659969388 | 1659974003 | t3_wjafy6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | ToxinWolffe: TIFU by going to a party and getting drunk underage.
I (17m) was invited to a party by a coworker last night. We had gotten high before but never anything that involved going out of the safety of a house.
As you can tell by my age, I'm not a legal adult yet and I'm not legally aloud to drink alcohol in th... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1659969523 | 1659974555 | t3_wjaht3 | t5_2to41 | 29 | Sri_K_314159: TIFU by getting a girlfriend and potentially losing all the happiness in my life
I fucked up by getting a girlfriend. I posted this into r/teenagers as well, but thought that this might be a better place.
So, this quite a long story. Also, forgive the formatting and typing errors I am on mobile.
My birt... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1659972937 | 1659977602 | t3_wjbw42 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Plastic-Classic-2766: TIFU by beating my meat dry and injuring it.
I (18M) live with my parents and siblings and this is how i fucked up:
Yesterday at around 6AM in the morning when i was about to leave for the gym, decided it was a good idea to reddit for 15mins. But i came across a post where somebody mentioned a gir... | 11 | 0.181818 | |
1659973311 | 1660057932 | t3_wjc1m6 | t5_2to41 | 3,251 | Dry-Bandicoot-4631: TIFU by being a mixture of socially awkward and oblivious to clear signs of hooking up
This happened maybe 10 years ago, during my early college dorm days.
Before I start, I just wanted to add I have never been in a relationship and do not know what flirting is and have 0 awareness. If you want me... | 11 | 295.545455 | |
1659974227 | 1659976529 | t3_wjcf7i | t5_2to41 | 5 | Stock_Literature_967: TIFU by texting my ex who broke up with me after 14 days
Not exactly today but I’ve got to talk about this one. We had known each other for about 5 months. We met on a mental health app online and then started texting on iMessage. Initially, we were flirting and then I made it clear that I wasn’t ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1659976124 | 1659976948 | t3_wjd87r | t5_2to41 | 3 | throwaway_ihatepmo: TIFU by watching YouTube at 3am. I saw something truly horrifying which made me not sleep until 6am
It was the thumbnail of an Goregrind iceberg (it's a music genre, which is basically death metal on steroids plus pig squeals)
On that thumbnail, there was the album cover of Regurgitate's "Carnivoro... | 3 | 1 | |
1659976966 | 1659999298 | t3_wjdkxe | t5_2to41 | 16,173 | fuzzyone06: TIFU by overestimating how loud my new lawnmower is
I (33M) recently purchased a new lawnmower. The one I had for the last few years was a preowned 20+ year old beast that finally died out on me earlier this summer. For a normal sized, non-self propelled mower, that sucker was LOUD. Like, I couldn't run it ... | 9 | 1,797 | |
1659978018 | 1659979606 | t3_wje0wb | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU showing a nude to a lovely girl I had just met.
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pow3rdiap3r: Perhaps this is a learning moment to stop stringing along your ex/enabling the behavior/being codependent and maybe break off contact with your ex..?
drey0710: Oh absolutely, doesn't help that I've flown her out twice. 🤦♂️
pow3rdia... | 4 | 3 | |
1659979282 | 1659980070 | t3_wjejy4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying expired orange juice
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jeffinRTP: So you purchase a food item that has an expiration date and you don't use it till after it expires and you get upset at the store?
Moneyman0X: Not particularly about using it after the expiration date. If it had expired like a week ago, that’s my bad. ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1659981922 | 1659989320 | t3_wjfot2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting assaulted by a microwave
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twohedwlf: Man, those hoes sound vicious, maybe they'd be less mean if you let them out of the microwave?
ufaklik11: No, the door would no longer close then. I know hoe is also a synonym for a prostitute but I don't know any other word for it, Google transla... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1659983385 | 1659986067 | t3_wjgakb | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU when I asked my fianceé to share a secret
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GandolfMagicFruits: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wj65ux/tifu_when_i_asked_my_fianceé_to_share_a_secret/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
[deleted]: I swapped the genders to see how people respond don’t really care about upvotes thi... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1659983322 | 1660136831 | t3_wjg9nx | t5_2to41 | 75 | cookiesarenomnom: TIFU by forgetting to close the door all the way
This happened yesterday and I still want to crawl into a hole and die. My job has just single bathrooms on different floors for us to use. Well yesterday I was getting changed at the end of my shift. I had realized I had just started my period so I need... | 6 | 12.5 | |
1659984994 | 1660001378 | t3_wjgyll | t5_2to41 | 86 | hidden_from_bf: TIFU by getting drunk and telling my fiancé I don't want kids
So this happened last night, I got really drunk (rarely drink) and apparently told my fiancé I don't want kids.
Sober me is not 100% against kids, but I do see the pros and cons. And for me, personally, its a lot of cons (I think that'swhat... | 5 | 17.2 | |
1659974969 | 1660010775 | t3_wjcqpf | t5_2to41 | 26 | yellowvalentino: TIFU by blacking out
A couple of my friends and I (f19) decided to go to a festival overnight (meaning we would get there at 10 pm and leave at 5 am).
Everyone in the car on the way there pre-gamed so we wouldn’t have to pay for anything there (excluding the assigned driver of course).
This is where ... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1659986345 | 1660034292 | t3_wjhjc2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by emailing someone on the internet
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Ayowolf: Was the story acc true because I just read it and that can't be real right??? It's so fucked
ThisKiwiKid: Link?
Ayowolf: [blowfly girl story](http://blowflygirl.blogspot.com/2009/08/here-is-my-maggot-story.html?m=1&zx=9378b248244f57df)
ThisKiwiK... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1659984982 | 1660041405 | t3_wjgyel | t5_2to41 | 27 | letsbdecent: TIFU by going about being a better friend in all the wrong ways.
I(M23) recently learned that my best friend, Lauren (F26) was feeling excluded from our group of four friends. In the past she invited us over to her place multiple times, but she lives kinda far away (22miles) and always ends up driving to w... | 3 | 9 | |
1659989508 | 1659990882 | t3_wjiu02 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Ok_Gear_5398: TIFU by going to a party with the ex
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aggie_fan: TIFU by lying to your partner.
It is weird you lied after she called you out on the ring. If you're willing to lie about something like that, what other things are you lying about?
Ok_Gear_5398: Agreed hence me saying the damage was done.
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1659990506 | 1659992005 | t3_wjj8fq | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my neighbor think I'm a pervert
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zombieqatz: NTA you were in your own car, acceptable place to adjust the bits.
serenview: Wrong subreddit
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1659991261 | 1659992446 | t3_wjjk6m | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by sexually assaulting my sister...
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smexytesticalia: It sounds like you may be too hard on yourself and are in need of healing. I strongly advise seeking therapy of some sort. Please be careful
[deleted]: I'm already in therapy but I'm scared that if I say something they'll report it...
smexyt... | 9 | 5.111111 | |
1659990868 | 1660024012 | t3_wjje7k | t5_2to41 | 109 | CapitalSetting7310: TIFU by stopping an entire funeral procession.
I (F20) am literally not going to be able to sleep tonight. This was top 5 most embarrassing things that have ever happened to me.
Today I was walking to work, which is only a 3 minute commute. In our state, we have crosswalks where you push a button a... | 5 | 21.8 | |
1659992458 | 1659993225 | t3_wjk2hd | t5_2to41 | 13 | Thewack246: TIFU giving someone fuel for blackmail
So, I(M) fucked up today. I matched with a girl on a dating app and we started talking. She added me on instagram then said she wanted to video chat on WhatsApp. After a couple minutes of talking and showing some genitals. The call ended and they called me back playing... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1659992855 | 1660065775 | t3_wjk8g4 | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a racist comment in front of my boyfriend
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chrisbangss: I don’t know why everyone is saying you have to be intentionally racist to be racist — not true. Prejudice leads to a lot of people doing racist things without realizing what they’re doing. Don’t think that was the context here, ... | 6 | -0.5 | |
1659993155 | 1660001918 | t3_wjkcuh | t5_2to41 | 174 | Icy-Presence-2498: TIFU By looking for people i may knows nudes
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Whale_Shark_16: Not sure if this is advertisement tbh
Thugalug: Ad for sure, he even linked the website as a comment.
Hay_Fever_at_3_AM: Why did OP go to *that particular* website to look for this acquaintance? The swingers site that it *just so ... | 6 | 29 | |
1659996350 | 1660017458 | t3_wjlnj8 | t5_2to41 | 457 | WolfieSammy: TIFU by checking my phone at work
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ooooooooo10ooooooooo: The cook is right, John needs to mind his own damn business.
Chewbock: Yeah seriously WTF with telling everyone else too
HappyFamily0131: You know what kind of people kink shame?
*Boring* people.
Not just vanilla people. Plenty of vanilla ... | 9 | 50.777778 | |
1660000301 | 1660121246 | t3_wjn7xx | t5_2to41 | 4 | Mobesitas: TIFU for not asking
TIFU for not asking
Okay this is not big but I wanted to share it i(13m) Am on vacation in turkey as a Dutch guy with a Turkish background with my family and i am for context a fat guy 170lbs fat but my face looks quite good for my type like if you saw my face only you would think I’m sk... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1660002366 | 1660097779 | t3_wjo01u | t5_2to41 | 3 | StarCounterStayer: TIFU by accidentally being rude to someone with down syndrome
Unlike most TIFUs, this did happen today (shocker, right?)
Anyway, I (25M) was at the gym today. There is also another man (probably my age) who has down syndrome. He usually has a personal trainer who’s guiding him through the exercises.... | 3 | 1 | |
1660011054 | 1660058751 | t3_wjr54r | t5_2to41 | 1,298 | mistermissmistersir: TIFU by kicking my autistic uncle in the head qhile he was asleep
for a little background, i (17) and my family have been living with my grandparents, along with 3 of my uncles (17, 15, and 9) for a while, and i tend to sleep on the couch. my uncle (9), who we'll call jake, is autistic and will som... | 6 | 216.333333 | |
1660011003 | 1660011555 | t3_wjr4fx | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining an entire ice cream batch at work.
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bunker931: Now here's the real question:
What was the white stuff you added in the batch? 😏
AcrobaticSource3: Let’s just say that OP’s boss *really* loves his job
bunker931: His love is quite salty.
| 4 | 5.25 | |
1660011076 | 1660079162 | t3_wjr5fp | t5_2to41 | 23,108 | blucyclone: TIFU during foreplay with my partner
This is still currently happening, we are just taking a break.
So my partner (26) and I (25) were getting in the mood to do the deed. I won't go into the specifics because this isn't a smut piece. It was all going really great and the deed was about to start. My partner... | 12 | 1,925.666667 | |
1660012639 | 1660020044 | t3_wjrpwx | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU By accidentally being a racist..
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Ephidiel: Imagine crying with 14 downvotes
Corey3500: If my comments don't get any I fell sad lol nothing better than being opposed lol
Present-Concert5153: If Reddit gets mad, you know you’ve done something right.
Corey3500: Hell yeah haha
| 5 | 2.8 | |
1660016094 | 1660029842 | t3_wjswce | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by going braless for my vaccine
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SmittyManJensen_: Surprised this story didn’t end with “check out my onlyfans”
Dark_Jester: That's her bio.
JimmiRustle: Link pls. For educational purposes obviously.
Dark_Jester: I don't remember what their username was. But don't worry, you aren't missing out.... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1660016122 | 1660017570 | t3_wjswoa | t5_2to41 | 10 | Witty_Frosting3432: Tifu by ruining a depressed persons business and now getting sued
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bowlofjello: You’re suing her because she said mean things to you, and she’s suing you because you and other people quit?
That doesn’t even make sense. I don’t think it’s going to go anywhere.
Ratzink: Pretty sure op is sui... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1659997652 | 1660028711 | t3_wjm65m | t5_2to41 | 4 | Constant_Mess4827: TIFU by using a language exchange app
There isn’t exactly a certain fuck up “event” but rather a combination of small to moderate FUs, thus creating a long lasting cringe effect.
So I have never spoken English out loud before, and I decided it was about time I do that. Not the best idea for someon... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1660017046 | 1660020975 | t3_wjt7dz | t5_2to41 | 43 | Sad_Experience_7843: TIFU for messing with my brother while watching Naruto
TLDR: 1. A year ago I chose to tease my brother cause he watches Naruto
2.I taught my brother to not be bullied
3.He combined the two in the worst way possible.
Pre-story;
So my (24m)little brother who I’ll occasionally refer to as tiny(11) ... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1660020886 | 1660199867 | t3_wjue1g | t5_2to41 | 662 | DumpsterPuff: TIFU by buying my wife a pill box
My wife (32F) and I (28M) both have various chronic illnesses, and we take roughly the same amount of medications each, morning and night.
We both have ADHD thrown into our chronic illness mix. Because of this, I keep all of my meds In a pill box and fill it up every Su... | 10 | 66.2 | |
1660022626 | 1660034342 | t3_wjuwwg | t5_2to41 | 92 | [deleted]: Tifu by using technology
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Roy-van-der-Lee: Commenting to see the dance
Never-Be-Bored: It’s https://gfycat.com/mintygrayindri - which honestly isn’t that bad. Could have been a lot worse
| 3 | 30.666667 | |
1660023049 | 1660039766 | t3_wjv1fs | t5_2to41 | 55 | Gatorsforthiscreator: TIFU by helping my coworker create a Snapchat account.
So, my coworker Jenn (35f) came to me last week asking how all these girls my age (23f) find “cute filters” I told her most likely Snapchat. She replied “well I want to use them! But I hate social media.” I told her she could always make an ac... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1660027499 | 1660047608 | t3_wjw9dl | t5_2to41 | 139 | SpecificWillingness9: TIFU by taunting my cat
To set the stage —
I (30F) knew nothing about cats last year and adopted one. I know. This is an F up a year in the making.
To further set the stage, I missed the whole cat craze online; I didn’t know about the fact that cats are typically a-holes, they knock things over ... | 4 | 34.75 | |
1660030591 | 1660045795 | t3_wjx2sd | t5_2to41 | 9 | liquipsy: TIFU by not reading basic directions
I went to hang out with one of my best friends from high school who I've recently gotten back I'm contact with for a little wine and a face mask/spa night/trash reality TV all while we plan my wedding party. Awesome night right? I put on a face mask that leaves my face a l... | 3 | 3 | |
1660037421 | 1660069458 | t3_wjyusb | t5_2to41 | 1,730 | Far-Hat3075: TIFU not checking the exam room before a final exam
This happened when I was in college.
Went in the usual classroom for a Chemistry final exam.
When I entered, it was pretty busy. But I thought it was normal as people were just settling in.
Everyone already got their exam papers, so I went to the front... | 9 | 192.222222 | |
1660038747 | 1660040632 | t3_wjz7d4 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Dailaster: TIFU sleeping with my boyfriend
Out of all things to be bad at, I'm bad at sleeping. I have a hard time falling asleep, and when I do I sleepwalk and -talk all the time. Ever since I've started sleeping together with my bf it's been a little better, in that he usually keeps me in bed and makes sure I properl... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1660040861 | 1660248550 | t3_wjzso3 | t5_2to41 | 1,845 | itzflashx7: TIFU by accidentally kicking a kid
So this happen to me yesterday, I was in a public toilet doing a number two when a father and his two kids were in the stall next to mine. I was just sitting there minding my own business when all of a sudden a small toy falls over into my stall. I hear one of the kids sc... | 9 | 205 | |
1660041542 | 1660128392 | t3_wjzzod | t5_2to41 | 234 | is-it-realy-leveled: TIFU by sitting on the couch
Today me (16M) and a friend of mine (16F) decided to hang out at her place. For context er parents get realy annoied when she leaves her shoes at the entrence.
We bought some pizza and decided to eat it at her place than watch some TV after. We get to her place and ate... | 10 | 23.4 | |
1660049288 | 1660051440 | t3_wk2gi9 | t5_2to41 | 14 | meatandpotaters: TIFU by going on a date with my ex
I'm moving out soon and looking for apartments. My ex and I dated for 9 years but broke up about a year ago and I told her to never speak to me again. I blocked her and removed her from every service I could have imagined but forgot one.
She saw me listening to Astri... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1660051013 | 1660055162 | t3_wk32wq | t5_2to41 | 127 | [deleted]: TIFU by pulling the sos string in the handicap bathroom to see what would happen
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Connect_Cell_2315: You fucking suck friend
whydoievenhavethis3: Why
TAastronautsloth99: dude you can't take these amounts of drugs and expect to come out without SOME sort of brain damage
whydoievenhavethis3: I know lm... | 6 | 21.166667 | |
1660048316 | 1660053247 | t3_wk24fc | t5_2to41 | 13 | NoJoke24: TIFU by doing a side kick in skinny jeans.
This actually happened last week as it was the second day of school. I’m 17F. So I was in first period talking to my friends and one of them brought up martial arts. I told them I do Taekwondo and they kinda looked surprised. I don’t have a lot muscle and I’m rather ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1660052412 | 1660055717 | t3_wk3lpc | t5_2to41 | 38 | idkmanihatemyself: TIFU by accidentally showing friend my girlfriend's nudes
Throwaway. I 18M have had an amazing relationship with my 18F girlfriend who we will call Alexa. We have been dating for a little over half a year and things are awesome.
Now onto the fuck up...
I have a 18M friend we will call Jay. Who is ... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1660021298 | 1660089130 | t3_wjuivo | t5_2to41 | 26 | Juleniumn: TIFU by trying to help a friend's friend and ended up with toilet water all over my kitchen
This has been a culmination of events the past month, but today was the dramatic result of my naivety.
It all started when my (21f) coworker approached me asking if I had a spare room her friend (~23f) could rent out... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1660054507 | 1660061313 | t3_wk4f9n | t5_2to41 | 45 | mook1178: TIFU by reading a Tampon Box wrong
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georgiablue42: Not a f up misinterpreting something you have to experience with. I'm impressed that you both thought to ask when it seemed weird instead of assuming with out clarifying and noticed the "drops".
mook1178: I have no problem asking. I knew left and r... | 3 | 15 | |
1660055612 | 1660116843 | t3_wk4vkb | t5_2to41 | 87 | AshyTheVillain: TIFU: By visiting the lego store with my brother
It's the summer holiday in UK and I hadn't seen my family in a while so I arranged to bring my brother over to visit the new lego store where I live. Sounds fun right?
Well it was... Until he set his eyes on the Millennium Falcon. It was way out of my b... | 8 | 10.875 | |
1660055705 | 1660060352 | t3_wk4wve | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex instead of playing video games and breaking my voluntary celibacy
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HorseFry: I don’t think you had sex? Licking shoulders and flicking nipples doesn’t equal sex. Just a very awkward experience…
WHeintzKetchup: More happened after that I just didn’t want to go into the details of i... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1660057953 | 1660070995 | t3_wk5u4n | t5_2to41 | 40,400 | Typical_Ad_210: TIFU by buying my wife a bra
Yes I FU *again*. I really actually don’t feel I’ve done anything wrong, my wife disagrees.
All summer she has been complaining about her sweaty tits. How she’s ruining all her good bras with cheb sweat. She’s paranoid about under boob sweat lines, etc, etc.
Now this isn... | 16 | 2,525 | |
1660059056 | 1660162721 | t3_wk6af2 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Ahorn_Baum: TIFU by taking edibles for the first time
So I did edibles for the time yesterday and because its not really legal in my country yet I bought some hash and made it myself, problem is I didn't know the difference between hash and normal weed and didn't realize how long the high would last (Stupid I know). Th... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1660058203 | 1660078331 | t3_wk5xt8 | t5_2to41 | 471 | NerdvanaNC: TIFU by skipping the 2nd book in a trilogy.
So I'm reading the *excellent* Three Body Problem series by Liu Cixin, and as soon as I finished the first book I couldn't wait to get started with the next one.
In fact, I was so excited I had a brain fart and completely missed the 2nd book (The Dark Forest) and... | 5 | 94.2 | |
1660062207 | 1660086997 | t3_wk7mey | t5_2to41 | 31 | furby-fighter: Tifu by trying to high-five a group of Otrhodox Jewish children
For the record, high-fiving children is literally part of my job. I (F25) work in community health and frequently do health education events. I was at a fair in a town I’ve never been to. For the record I grew up on the west coast and there ... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1660065213 | 1660066386 | t3_wk8vn4 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by flashing the drug screening tech when I didn’t have to.
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NickTheNack: Well hopefully your ass was clean
chamberofcoal: Unfortunately, he had just gotten done taking a casting of his ass with poop he pulled out of the gas station toilet. Horrible timing.
| 3 | 5.666667 | |
1660066951 | 1660100319 | t3_wk9lph | t5_2to41 | 262 | Least_Brain_2760: TIFU by letting my friends in my house
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Coco_Dirichlet: Well, you are the idiot for leaving a loaded airsoft gun in your room.
Least_Brain_2760: Like I said, it doesn’t take a genius to know that you shouldn’t play with them indoors. I also told them not to touch them.
crispiy: To say you are... | 7 | 37.428571 | |
1660062836 | 1660093722 | t3_wk7vuw | t5_2to41 | 3 | abysmaldepression: TIFU by accidentally ending up in the hospital after trying THC oil
For a little context, my parents own THC oil (legally) and I wasn't allowed to try.
This is extremely recent. I have a dissociation disorder and sometimes have periods where I feel like im not alive at all. I wanted to try THC oil f... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1660068679 | 1660141414 | t3_wkacc9 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to acupuncture.
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127peter: Very frigid person if she’s never given your dad a wank.
cfishlips: Pretty sure that would be an impossibility as op exists.
127peter: How old are you? Masturbating just twice a month doesn’t seem normal to me. More like twice a week
Please go and have a c... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1660068735 | 1660150689 | t3_wkad9e | t5_2to41 | 47 | Zaptain_America: TIFU by basically letting my wallet get stolen
So basically, I (16M) take the bus a couple of times a week to go to the gym because no one in my house drives and it's not within walking distance, so I did this today just like always. The issue here is that the shorts I wear to the gym don't have any po... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1660070548 | 1660093996 | t3_wkb53n | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by meeting my long distance boyfriend
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Hamsox94: Just for reference, is your bf much older than you? Trying to figure out if that's why they hate him
pseunii: No. He recently graduated and is two years older than me. It’s legal in my state. He said something that my mother wasn’t very happy to ... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1660070916 | 1660071675 | t3_wkbar3 | t5_2to41 | 16 | No-Resort-7026: TIFU by getting super drunk with my(F) best friend (M) and woke up NAKED.
TIFU.... The other evening, my best friend and I got HAMMERED and went to bed...together....naked...and spooning with hands on my boobs and I definitely felt his manhood. We became best friends because we get along so well. He's ... | 4 | 4 | |
1660071177 | 1660074716 | t3_wkben7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | ObesePenis69: TIFU by screenshoting my own picture in Snapchat
I’m a 15 year old guy, and this happened to me just yesterday.
I had been talking with this girl on snapchat for a few months, and we were getting along really well. She was really, and I mean really nice, but she did have problems with anxiety. I didn’t... | 5 | 2 |
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