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1412647289 | 1412649130 | t3_2iijge | t5_2to41 | 8 | eeyore102: TIFU by not knowing what impetigo is
WARNING: DO NOT Google image search for impetigo unless you want to be scarred for life.
So my ten-year-old kid had this inflammation on her tushie. She and I figured it was a pimple, and it wasn't bothering her, so I thought it would be ok to leave it alone.
Then this ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1412648092 | 1412730415 | t3_2iil02 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Batmansappendix: TIFU by making a joke about my girlfriends weight
I really don't think there's much to elaborate on other than the fact that I'm writing this from my car.
kypkalorian: she needs to lose weight.
Remignosh: lol
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412647006 | 1412865909 | t3_2iiiw8 | t5_2to41 | 328 | ElricTheRed: TIFU by bringing fake "drugs" to my friends Mormon "party"
My friend is Tim. Let me start by start by saying Tim has an amazing ability to sleep through anything. He sleeps like no other human. He sleeps hard.
Tim invited me and our mutual friend Lionel to his newly acquired rental just recently for a sm... | 8 | 41 | |
1412648680 | 1412703189 | t3_2iim4j | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally stealing from the company I work for.
I work in sales and one of my supervisors told me to take credit for one of her customers. Since she doesn't get paid for sales or talking to customers, I put it on my report and passed it on as my own.
Forward a week later (today), this customer is... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1412648190 | 1412729174 | t3_2iil5r | t5_2to41 | 520 | subsuperliminal: TIFU by cumming too hard.
This happened half an hour ago (bonus points for that, right?). I am a woman in her early twenties.
Today I was not expecting to have sex. I was tired, stressed, and bloated. My boyfriend and I gorged on takeout sushi for dinner, so that, combined with my being incredibly ga... | 5 | 104 | |
1412648003 | 1412685514 | t3_2iikt2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | LAW88: TIFU by following LPT's advice.
So I assume you're all familiar with the Life Pro Tip that goes something like "always open the car door for your date, and use the time you're walking around the car to fart"?
Well... there's some other factors your should consider before following through with this advice (pun ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1412648665 | 1412725773 | t3_2iim3i | t5_2to41 | 32 | tokentallguy: TIFU by having the hots for a teacher (NSFW)
I suppose I should use a throwaway for this but I'm not that ashamed of finding a teacher attractive so stuff that.
I have the unfortunate circumstance of being a teenaged guy who lives with a fair few people in a small house so any time when I'm alone is rare... | 4 | 8 | |
1412649296 | 1412652860 | t3_2iina5 | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: UPDATE: TIFU by leaving my room to get some cake while jacking off
The first post: http://redd.it/2ihqwc
AFTERMATH (3 hours later)
I put gauze and antibiotic on my dick. That problem's solved for now. The cut wasn't too deep, so stitches won't be required (thank god!)
I put on some clothes, went downsta... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1412649469 | 1412654961 | t3_2iinln | t5_2to41 | 4 | Reddit_Conspiracist: TIFU by thinking with my penis.
StratosBeta: Where is the FU? This is a half baked story
joeking69: OP is making a joke relating to rapper Kendrick Lamar and one of his songs which is centralized in Compton
WestsideWario: Pretty weak joke.
| 4 | 1 | |
1412651177 | 1412653131 | t3_2iiqmc | t5_2to41 | 4 | ChungLau: TIFU by maybe killing my girlfriend's friend's dog
[deleted]: I'm not sure I understand where the dog was killed because it is not mentioned anywhere in your story
ChungLau: Well after we drove back I killed it and ate it for dinner.
yensid7: Share leftovers, it should be fine.
| 4 | 1 | |
1412651629 | 1412651903 | t3_2iirdx | t5_2to41 | -3 | ProbablyPostingNaked: TIFU by not giving head to Nicki Minaj.
Joe434: TL/DR: In the future you should probably go down on Nicki Minaj.
ProbablyPostingNaked: Most definitely. She got a big booty.
| 3 | -1 | |
1412651482 | 1412665136 | t3_2iir4y | t5_2to41 | 87 | 00325: TIFU by telling my black friend how to eat a banana.
We have a mid-morning snack with the whole team every day in the office. Today I had an apple, and my friend brought a tad-too-ripe banana. He was struggling with opening it, so like the helpful, informative friend I am, I cheerfully offered "Turn it upside do... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1412662395 | 1412689187 | t3_2iiu74 | t5_2to41 | 5 | JOKER84695: Have you ever done that? It's like the itchiest thing ever. I'd rather jump into a pool of hungry fleas. No thank you
expelream: Maybe [THIS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS7IWWLYWrE) will be of some interest to you?
JOKER84695: How is this a thing? I'm glad it is though.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412648532 | 1412737879 | t3_2iiltt | t5_2to41 | 15 | nana_: TIFU by erasing all of my friends photos and contacts off of their phone
Title is pretty explanatory. I was joking around with my friends telling her I was going to lock her out, and I did. And then all of a sudden it shut down and erased all of her photos and contacts - everything. Is there anyway to restore th... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1412653466 | 1412682550 | t3_2iiunl | t5_2to41 | 46 | TurboCancer: TIFU by having a vape pen
So this TIFU happened last night at about 12:00am to put things in perspective.
I'm a freshmen in college living on the east coast and it was a rather chilly day ~ 45 degrees. This was the first night it's been this nipplely out since I've been at the college.
Today didn't reall... | 9 | 5.111111 | |
1412654833 | 1412657592 | t3_2iix2h | t5_2to41 | 7 | peopleare11: TIFU by passing gas out my ass
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TODAY.
I have to take a two day Red-Cross first aide training course for work. So last night I had a few beers to go to bed early, and thus wake up early.
Unfortunately, like always, beer gives me runny butt/gut the next morning.
So fast forward. I ma... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1412655351 | 1412657372 | t3_2iixva | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking weed
cheebachow: i call bullshit here
Mikereb: Yup.....
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412655343 | 1412744220 | t3_2iixut | t5_2to41 | 131 | Dickcheese_101: TIFU by having sex with my bestfriend/roomate's girlfriend.
This is my first and (hopefully) last TIFU post.
Quick set up of the scenario, I am 20 in
college, and live with 4 roomates. One of
these roomies (who happens to live in the adjacent room to me) is one who I consider
A truly good friend. H... | 8 | 16.375 | |
1412655086 | 1412698574 | t3_2iixhj | t5_2to41 | 125 | bobroxs: TIFU by washing my junk in the shower. [NSFW]
So I get home from a long bike ride. Lots and lots of water was consumed as to not die in the Arizona heat. So I pop the water on and step in to have my self a cold shower.
So I lather up the loofa and notice the running water has made me very evident that my bl... | 5 | 25 | |
1412655687 | 1412657481 | t3_2iiye1 | t5_2to41 | 19 | I_like_mythology: TIFU by crushing an expensive instrument
Happened a week ago. I play in the marching band at my Highschool (senior). I play the bottom bass on the drumline. Naturally this means that anything at my feet, and directly ahead of me, is completely out of my view. Practice goes as normal. At the end I begi... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1412655283 | 1412688258 | t3_2iixry | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by not wearing my glasses and eating wasabi.
A bit of background:
I'm 21y.o currently backpacking through southeast Asia and writing this up on my phone is passing my time on a 13hr bus journey, I'm fucking bored. This actually happened 2weeks ago but john is kill.
Edit: theres two fuck ups here hence... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1412657265 | 1412687809 | t3_2ij0qi | t5_2to41 | 19 | rxthezealot: TIFU by not shaking off
This morning I went to take a piss and as I was finishing up I neglected to shake off the drops of piss on the end of my dick. As I put my junk away a drop flew up into my eye causing me to fall backward and hit my head on the sink. I now have a massive bruise and a minor concussion... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1412658025 | 1412686634 | t3_2ij1sh | t5_2to41 | 42 | anorexicwhale6: TIFU by sticking a bicycle's handle grip to my forehead.
So my friend recently bought a new bike (and it's already been stolen, poor guy). He had some extra handle grips in his room that unfortunately caught my idiot pre-pubescent self's eye. These grips are phallic, made of rubber and open at one end, ... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1412660413 | 1412722772 | t3_2ij58l | t5_2to41 | 24 | andy-fucks-up: TIFU by losing my butt-ginity to my now possibly broken foot
So I was at the beach yesterday with my mate and some cute girls. Absolutely perfect australian day. Sun blazing, blue skies, water temperature just right. It was game on. My mate and I were going to impress these girls all day and then reap th... | 4 | 6 | |
1412662898 | 1412786325 | t3_2ij8g9 | t5_2to41 | 20 | TravixMaximix: TIFU By smoking at work.
I was smoking weed in my car at work a few days ago and accidentally locked my keys in the car with my pipe and grinder sitting out on the dashboard. I had to call the maintenance department to come over and help me get into my car at 4AM. I work at a facility that houses and car... | 5 | 4 | |
1412663965 | 1412675148 | t3_2ij9s5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | haaynaku: TIFU by falling off the bed while trying to reach for a t-shirt
mencius115: Two words... Baby wipes.
StrangerFeelings: I agree. Baby wipes are more useful than to clean up a babies bottom.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412664038 | 1412666993 | t3_2ij9uy | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a date with my work flirt.-_-
22Bullet: that's kinda what you get for flirting with her
turtlesoupanyone: Yeah I agree but really didn't think we would ever hang out outside of work. I always looked at it as innocent work flirting.
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1412665716 | 1412805852 | t3_2ijbv5 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping my gun in a Burger King toilet.
So I had recently completed my concealed carry class and had finally saved up enough to purchase a carry pistol. After making the purchase I continued my two hour journey to my friends house. After about an hour I was getting hungry and decided “I should sto... | 9 | 2.111111 | |
1412666612 | 1412704680 | t3_2ijcuf | t5_2to41 | 11 | theDanman96: TIFU by bleeding on a girls face
This didn't happen today but haunts me until this day and screwed up relations with an awesome girl. Anywho. Behold my story. I was friends with s girl in high school. She was a year older than me, she was honestly the most beautiful girl ive ever met. She could come to sch... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1412668258 | 1412697991 | t3_2ijem7 | t5_2to41 | 63 | Hahakocka: TIFU by sneaking up on my girlfriend while showering
Hello guys, so this happened last night.
Im working in a Post Production house and i just finished a big project, so my boss said i can go home earlier if I finished up everything.
I always call my girlfriend when i leave the office, so that she can calc... | 6 | 10.5 | |
1412675989 | 1412826595 | t3_2ijmdc | t5_2to41 | 277 | not_homemade_pie: TIFU by masturbating in the dark with a sharpie sedated on my late grandmother's quilt. (NSFW)
I took a sleeping pill, and those make me the weirdest kind of horny. I was stimulating my clit, and I really wanted to try to get a g-spot orgasm. I grab a nearby sharpie and started pushing it against my g... | 7 | 39.571429 | |
1412677020 | 1412699141 | t3_2ijnfj | t5_2to41 | 2,296 | PM_ME_SELFIES_: TIFU by accidentally making my Chemistry teacher leave her husband for another woman..
Hi Reddit, long time lurker and this was just too good not to share so I made an account. Think I'll post more.
Well not today but last school year near the end of the year me and my friends saw a commercial for Coug... | 13 | 176.615385 | |
1412676854 | 1412678968 | t3_2ijn8i | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU By bringing my panties to college.
This is my first TIFU post so I'm happy! But the shame is spreading through college like Ebola....This happened about 2 hours ago.
So I wake up for college like everyday, Have my breakfest/Get washed/Get changed (This is where my fk up starts) and Get my bag ready, so... | 3 | 3 | |
1412677559 | 1412719746 | t3_2ijo1w | t5_2to41 | 16 | orangebanananaapples: TIFU by baking a chocolate cake for a crowd and adding a crap-load of sage.
So my little sister wanted a chocolate Bundt cake for her birthday party and I told her I'd make it.
Everything was going great, when instead of the cinnamon the recipe called for, I added ground sage leaves.
In my defense... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1412675180 | 1412835620 | t3_2ijllh | t5_2to41 | 89 | [deleted]: TIFU by scaring my new GF's family
For the past month, I've been in a relationship. She comes from a strict family, who are also very friendly.
A few nights ago, my girlfriend and I went to "Fright Night". For those who don't know, it's a Halloween-themed night at Movie World. Anyway, since we'd been drinki... | 5 | 17.8 | |
1412676007 | 1412684037 | t3_2ijmdw | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being too trigger happy
So [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2ihet5/tifu_by_killing_a_draugr/) reminded me of something that happened to me.
As with most TIFUs, this happened a couple years ago.
When I play Skyrim, I primarily play as an archer. It gives me a long distance edge, an... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1412655657 | 1412688282 | t3_2iiycc | t5_2to41 | 10 | sodamnthirsty: TIFU by talking about cosplay to my professor
Fitting throwaway time!
I am currently taking a business writing class. At the end of the semester we must write a business report and give a presentation based on it, and that acts as our final. We are tasked to find our potential topics, and talk about th... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1412682227 | 1412700347 | t3_2ijto5 | t5_2to41 | 64 | samamp: TIFU by making habanero vapor
my brother had dropped of some habaneros he had grown himself, he told me not to be a dumbass and rub my eyes or pick my nose after cutting them, but i didnt realise what a fuck up it would be when i heated up a small cooking pot, threw some oil in there and threw the chopped haban... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1412676650 | 1412711668 | t3_2ijn1v | t5_2to41 | 34 | RobLowe19: TIFU by forgetting I had a hammer
Bonus points for happening today, right?
So I was chillin' at work today, hitting stuff with mallets and such. I usually wear safety goggles because of flying debris and such, when all of a sudden I feel them slipping off the end of my nose. In my infinite wisdom I just sli... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1412685709 | 1412765306 | t3_2ijyhv | t5_2to41 | 117 | JohnnyAD23: TIFU by going to Lazer Quest
Reposted with better title
This happened two years ago but I just remembered it now. In the summer my friends and I decided to go to Laser Quest and pwn sum noobs. We arrived and everything was going normal. We are ushered into the room with the rules and this is when things ge... | 5 | 23.4 | |
1412686822 | 1412853629 | t3_2ik01d | t5_2to41 | 260 | alechr2d: TIFU By thinking you can say anything in your own language in public.
Here some background story: A Couple of my friends and I went to Paris for vacation. Not actual TIFU, but it happened a couple of days ago. We are not frenchmen, so we thought we could speak openly in our own language (danish), anyway, we... | 12 | 21.666667 | |
1412684405 | 1412745699 | t3_2ijwml | t5_2to41 | 185 | FlamboyantDuck: TIFU by thinking I was in my room.
So this fuck up a few weekends ago, and I was a bit inebriated. The night started with a game of Super SmashED Bros, shots for certain deaths, getting second place, etc. My friend lived in the dorm next to mine, this is pretty pertinent to the story afterwards. We had... | 6 | 30.833333 | |
1412688051 | 1412827409 | t3_2ik223 | t5_2to41 | 7,296 | throwawayshady: TIFU by thinking a co-worker was just being loud
Reddit..TIFU
Yesterday morning started out like any other Monday. Getting to work around 8am, I grabbed a cup of coffee and started going through the emails from the weekend.
I have this co-worker in the cubicle next to me who is sometimes quite obnoxi... | 22 | 331.636364 | |
1412690719 | 1412691793 | t3_2ik6ip | t5_2to41 | 25 | sophiepritch5: TIFU by assuming my colleague was pregnant :|
I broke it. I broke the unwritten rule, that rule we *all* know never to break.
I work in a school, and a woman I work with had been on holiday for two weeks. It was lunch hour, so the corridor was filled with people, and as I walked past her classroom she w... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1412692062 | 1412692590 | t3_2ik8z3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | NukEvil: TIFU by accidentally killing myself
jamie1983: I think this post needs a TLDR summary
NukEvil: Ok, fine.
TLDR: I accidentally killed myself.
Frankie_Carbone: TLDR: The Title
| 4 | 1 | |
1412691881 | 1412739516 | t3_2ik8nl | t5_2to41 | 662 | staringcontestloser: TIFU by trying to start a conversation with a girl
Throwaway, since I'm too ashamed to submit this with my main reddit account.
A month ago, I started my freshman year in university. I'm a 18 year old guy and not very good with the ladies. I mean, I'm not socially awkward, I can talk normally to ... | 11 | 60.181818 | |
1412693688 | 1412720114 | t3_2ikbyc | t5_2to41 | 51 | Dallinnnn: TIFU by falling asleep in the shower.
The shower is in a tub, and I was very tired, and the shower was so warm, so I laid down and fell asleep.
Probably a few minutes passed before I woke to something crawling on my foot. I look down and through my foggy vision I see a long and wiggly *CENTIPEDE* climbing t... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1412693176 | 1412697333 | t3_2ikazt | t5_2to41 | 2 | grebilrancher: TIFU by spelling my reddit name wrong
OldManGeneva: Your only fuck up was not instantly making a new account with it spelled correctly. It's taken now.
reddit.com/user/gerbilrancher
grebilrancher: Read the last paragraph. After I had realized I spelled my name wrong, I immediately made the 'right' acco... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412694957 | 1412709988 | t3_2ike8t | t5_2to41 | 38 | guywiththevw: TIFU by knowing how to fix an iPod
This started last year, and is now becoming a trend with this little girl.
About a year ago, my co-worker came to me asking if I know someone that knows how to fix iPods. I ask why and she tells me her daughter broke hers. She made it seems like the iPod was in total ... | 9 | 4.222222 | |
1412694280 | 1412707840 | t3_2ikd0n | t5_2to41 | 32 | a3p4lesca: TIFU by messaging about hot guys to my new manager at work.
This happened a while ago.
I'm a straight guy, and I joke about being gay with lots of my friends, it's just a stupid thing we do.
I get this new manager at work, and he's chatting with me on the company's IM about this new tool I will be using. ... | 4 | 8 | |
1412697303 | 1413100748 | t3_2ikihe | t5_2to41 | 168 | TheKzinCommander: TIFU by driving into a crime scene
Let me start by saying that I have a good job that I love, and that it is in an industry where tardiness and absence is verboten. Time literally is money. I live 70 miles from my place of employment and I have to leave the house at three o'clock in the morning to arr... | 14 | 12 | |
1412699080 | 1412724988 | t3_2ikj53 | t5_2to41 | 39 | scoldeddog: Or her dad.
kingzombymandias: Or the dog. What a twist!
frozenanuran: No one ever suspects the cat. 😼
malicious-moose: Or the Spanish Inquisition.
wapimaskwa: No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
| 5 | 7.8 | |
1412695305 | 1412701875 | t3_2ikevo | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU: Bricked my phone.
Had my work-phone in my apron at work, put the magnet security key in apron. Work-Phone now as good as Latvian Rock.
Magicock: Need a TL;DR
frozenanuran: Need a post.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412699407 | 1412806217 | t3_2ikmib | t5_2to41 | 10 | chaoko99: TIFU by forgetting to log off
We're in class looking through your post history. You've got some real interesting fetishes, buddy. We're all a little taken back by your choice of pornography too. Seriously Jakob, how hard is it to log off before you leave? We've got some serious dirt on you. Today is the day y... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1412693225 | 1412741830 | t3_2ikb1z | t5_2to41 | 73 | ric72006: TIFU by boiling an egg
A little backstory here. I like eating soft-boiled eggs for breakfast; for some reason, they're much better than fried eggs and the texture of the yolk is a perfect transitioning from solid to warm liquid as you go through. 8 minutes is all it takes to make a perfect soft-boiled egg, an... | 4 | 18.25 | |
1412699958 | 1412715002 | t3_2iknit | t5_2to41 | 50 | ti_ni-po_ni: TIFU by going to class wearing a French National Team jersey
I'm taking a class on colonial slavery in the Americas. Unknown to me, this particular day we covered brutal French enforced slavery in Saint-Domingue.
Over half of my class is black, the other half is guilty white people.
Cue me walking in la... | 5 | 10 | |
1412699905 | 1412701421 | t3_2iknfe | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the gym.
This happened last night and I felt like I should share it. So after sitting on my ass all summer on reddit and not doing much, I developed a little unwanted belly flab. So I decide to myself, "Hey! I'll go to the gym tonight!" So I end up going to the gym and I have a great run and... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1412700479 | 1412712050 | t3_2ikohr | t5_2to41 | 84 | aquaticteabag: TIFU by being being a nice guy, and giving a girl a second chance.
This actually happened yesterday. Some background information: I dated a girl (we'll call her Sara) for around 4 years, starting at age 16 and ending about two months ago. When I left for Air Force Field Training over the summer, everythi... | 7 | 12 | |
1412654437 | 1415148714 | t3_2iiwde | t5_2to41 | 8 | Sw1ft182: TIFU by riding my bike to work
I had been trying to repair my pedalec (pedal assist electric bike) for about a month. After buying a new battery, charger and other assorted parts I finally gave up and took it to a professional repairer.
He found it simply had a bad fuse (hidden under the battery) that I had m... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1412703650 | 1412721050 | t3_2ikuk9 | t5_2to41 | 40 | Jevko77: TIFU Started out my day by destroying my wall... with my head
This one actually happened today, I'm going to have to deal with it when I get home.
Let me preface this by saying I really hate cockroaches. I had something of a traumatic experience with cockroaches when I was a child and ever since then I've be... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1412704211 | 1412709675 | t3_2ikvnc | t5_2to41 | 33 | perezect: TIFU by letting the roomie sleep through most of a midterm... that I went to and did pretty well on.
To be completely fair, what kind of person is awake at 7 to kindly tell me that our midterm is at 8:10, but then takes a nap when I leave at 7:30.
He's also pretty short so he's hard to see under the covers, a... | 3 | 11 | |
1412633852 | 1413291889 | t3_2ihsvf | t5_2to41 | 4 | Master-Potato: TIFU by running out of diesel
Quick one, on vacation with my family pulling a travel trailer with my truck. Thought I could make a 50 mile stretch, was mistaken. $2000 later my truck is still 400 miles away and I get to look forward to another couple $1000s in repairs
toscott_2000: If you run out of di... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412707205 | 1412711661 | t3_2il063 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Hirsutophilia: TIFU more like last night I fucked up.
I snuck out at 12am to go drink and smoke some pot with some old friends taking my car along. Near our usual hang out spot there is no parking. So I usually illegally park by a fire hydrant. After a couple drinks and joints (We were out by my buddy's house) we saw a... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1412707850 | 1412709937 | t3_2il1f4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | r3ddit3r_: TIFU by not plugging in my headphones (non sexual)
Just1morefix: I'm completely sidetracked by the heading. My stupid, stupid brain is busy trying to envision the completely sexual way headphones can be plugged in or not.
Voyager5555: Following the general rule that TIFUers are incapable of correctly usin... | 3 | 1 | |
1412709529 | 1412711112 | t3_2il4v7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | eesamanomercy: TIFU: Mom discovers condom stash
Today I fuck up by letting my mom discover my secret condom hideout(you probably have it too). I had to drive to another city for a career related meeting. My mom knew about it and she told me that she put a pack of allergy medication in my bag pack.
Everything was fine... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1412707015 | 1412737257 | t3_2ikzsn | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By getting too drunk and missing a Skype date
I've been living in Ireland for the past five months on a working holiday visa and my visa just expired so I decided to travel around Europe. Back at home I had a girl that I met and we've been fuck buddies since March and we were starting to turn into more.... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1412708793 | 1412723143 | t3_2il3d6 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU By Getting A Fractured Wrist... At Debate Club
This happened yesterday, typing with one hand :(
(apologies for poor grammar and capitalization, it isn't fun to type 1 handed)
So i was just getting out of debate club, and i was talking to a pretty girl and her friend. As we were walking in the hallway,... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1412710351 | 1412713962 | t3_2il6hx | t5_2to41 | 104 | ortega03: TIFU by trying to remove an ingrown hair from my testies
So...one day I was walking and felt a little uncomfortable with a little pain near my juevitos I ignored it though, the next day it got a little worse so I went to the rest room to look around...I noticed a little bump, turns out it was a ingrown hair! ... | 5 | 20.8 | |
1412710864 | 1412745074 | t3_2il7ix | t5_2to41 | 122 | [deleted]: TIFU by exposing my cheating boss which resulted in me getting fired.
Well I'm a contractor for said job (well was). In true tifu fashion this happened a while back.
So I got an amazing job, that I never thought I'd be able to score. Was at a bank. Keep in mind I've only ever worked shit jobs. So third wee... | 6 | 20.333333 | |
1412711361 | 1412751261 | t3_2il8k4 | t5_2to41 | 180 | LarsPoosay: TIFU by pushing a bully down the stairs
So this happened years ago when I was in highschool. [This](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2ik223/tifu_by_thinking_a_coworker_was_just_being_loud/) story reminded me of it.
It was the end of the school day, and I was walking towards some stairs with a guy in f... | 7 | 25.714286 | |
1412712345 | 1412719252 | t3_2ilak3 | t5_2to41 | 16 | UnripeAvacado: TIFU by touching something that wasn't mine.
I was in my basement downstairs when I saw a syringe with a red tip on my brother's computer (it's in the living room). So I picked it up and slowly pushed the syringe. (I don't know why I just wanted to), then it squirted stuff that looked like grey and white... | 4 | 4 | |
1412715645 | 1412716958 | t3_2ilh1i | t5_2to41 | 3 | Commissar_Jdf: TIFU by not realizing my dad knew my math grade
First, for some background information, I'm a senior in highschool.
This happened around 15 minutes ago, I don't know what to do really. I guess it's my fault that my dad hasn't *really* known my grades since around 6th grade. Basically he comes in my roo... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1412716637 | 1412785789 | t3_2iliza | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by stumbling upon a k9 unit.
Woke up this morning and decided i was gonna finish off the little shake i had left on my drive home from class. Almost like a treat waiting for me at the end of my classes. So i brought everything i was going to need to do that....with me to campus. Upon arriving at school,... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1412717081 | 1412748294 | t3_2iljt0 | t5_2to41 | 23 | gufu-: TIFU by getting high on the night of a big assignment
I'm currently in my last year of high school. I have this large assignment due tonight and once I've submitted it, my holidays begin.
Tomorrow morning I'm going to the US for the first time with my family. One of my friends told me that I should get high be... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1412717618 | 1412809938 | t3_2ilkts | t5_2to41 | 717 | throw_away_ay_ay: TIFU by masturbating in front of my roommate.
*Re-posting without the NSFW tag, because nobody else seems to be using it. Also incorporating some edits from the last time around, and clarifying the end of my previous post.
So, some back story first. I'm a grad student in New York, and I live in the d... | 12 | 59.75 | |
1412718216 | 1412817404 | t3_2illyo | t5_2to41 | 4 | Darcy115: TIFU by being angry at a girl with the same name as my mum
This happened, no shit, 3 minutes ago.
for the purpose of the story, let's call them Carly #1 (step-mum) and Carly #2 (ex). Okay so my ex girlfriend and mum are both named Carly. Carly #2 cheated on me a few weeks ago and I only just found out. She r... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1412718672 | 1412720167 | t3_2ilmto | t5_2to41 | 20 | inSANITY125: TIFU by trying to clean out my ears
Well I was having a nice lunch when I suddenly got an itch in my ear. Clever as I am, I decided to put my finger right in there and itch to my heart's content. Once the annoyance was gone, I pulled my finger out and to my surprise there was a sizable amount of earwax on ... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1412718675 | 1412738809 | t3_2ilmtt | t5_2to41 | 130 | YetAnotherZombie: TIFU by proposing on a first date
When I was in college, I was terribly uncomfortable around people but trying really hard to not be. I had met a young lady named Sam a few weeks previous. I like her; she liked me. Unfortunately because of our schedules, we couldn’t find a time for a date. We’d ma... | 4 | 32.5 | |
1412722216 | 1412733329 | t3_2ilsyq | t5_2to41 | 13 | biketifu: TIFU by trying to be helpful
Hello Reddit, a little background before I start this. So I just moved to a new city and I am currently a sophomore in High School. It's been a little bit difficult making new friends but I've made a few good ones. So let's start this.
Unlike most fuck ups this happened about an... | 9 | 1.444444 | |
1412704100 | 1412781703 | t3_2ikvf0 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing in the shower...
This fuck up actually begins and will end today.
Yesterday morning I took my toothbrush out of the shower to use at the sink, no me being the person I am I was too lazy to put it back. Now this morning being in a state of half asleep and still high from last night I remembere... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1412713420 | 1412770145 | t3_2ilcqj | t5_2to41 | 16 | Patatoe_In_Bum: TIFU By yelling at deaf guys.
So some background information about me. Im generally a very stubborn person and very curious. (Not a good combo).
So I step onto the subway today as per usual routine. When i notice these 2 guys making really weird symbols with their hands. Seeing as how they were teenage... | 4 | 4 | |
1412723555 | 1412763860 | t3_2ilv8f | t5_2to41 | 1,893 | PM_ME_YOUR_DRUNK_PIC: TIFU by browsing reddit during class
I'm an adjunct professor at a university and teach a once-a-week late-night 5 hour class. Tonight I gave a short lecture, accompanied by a slideshow, and then had the class break up into small groups to work on their group projects. While the groups were workin... | 13 | 145.615385 | |
1412720221 | 1412726009 | t3_2ilppo | t5_2to41 | 2 | edlpdaniela: TIFU when I farted on the dentist
The dentist finished fixing my teeth when I farted. It was the first time I farted without my concern! I swear. I didn't know where to go, it was horrible.
wapimaskwa: You had a captive audience.
edlpdaniela: ye
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412724405 | 1412862468 | t3_2ilwrw | t5_2to41 | 117 | DudeManBr0: TIFU by sending a picture of my cats that also happened to contain my wife's vibrator. To my mother.
TL;DR-Sent a picture of my pussies to my mom, picture also contained my wife's mechanical pussy destroyer....
SO this happened about 10 minutes ago. I had just finished doing P90X when I checked my phone to... | 8 | 14.625 | |
1412724895 | 1412770774 | t3_2ilxmu | t5_2to41 | 39 | UsernameTim: TIFU accidentally made fun of a girl who cuts.
During my lunch break I was just casually sitting with some friends. One of the cheerleaders comes by and sits down. We start talking and as we are talking I notice she has some very peculiar scars on her arm. I thought she got scratched by a cat and said joki... | 6 | 6.5 | |
1412724815 | 1412734875 | t3_2ilxi4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | GamesinaBit: TIFU by calling a random person dickface
So today I decide that I would try the insult "dickface" on one of my friends. We enjoy nonsense insults to each other like some teenage boys do, but only do it to each other.
Cut to the end of 5th period, which is math for me. The bell rings and my friend comes in... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1412727363 | 1412869422 | t3_2im207 | t5_2to41 | 329 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my parents full view of my extensive porn gallery for nearly a month.
Since my brother just left for USC, I got to take his room and make use of the stuff he didn't care about. Among these things was an [IKEA clock he kept mounted on the wall](http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/63898_PE171855_S3.JP... | 5 | 65.8 | |
1412728037 | 1412758846 | t3_2im373 | t5_2to41 | 6 | buffalo_Fart: TIFU by falling prey to my dentists skulduggery.
I go into the dentist office to get a cavity filled. Back in June they gave me a checkup and found a small cavity. I blew if off until today. So I asked the doc to refresh me on what they are working on (i know i should pay more attention) they said number ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1412727565 | 1412729155 | t3_2im2e6 | t5_2to41 | 23 | afoste83: TIFU by getting pants while my hands were full
This actually happened a while ago, but it would be a sin if I didn't share this story...
Me and my buddies go to the liquor store to pick up our booze for a weekend party. Right as we walk in the door, there's a big stack of Grey Goose on sale. My buddy hands... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1412733849 | 1412748378 | t3_2imd2j | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by staying up past 3am
What you need to know:
* My grandfather stays up most of the night and sleeps in his chair that is in the living room.
* There is only a thin wall separating my room and the living room
* The living room TV is backed up against and touching said wall.
* Since said wall is thin... | 5 | 11 | |
1412734043 | 1412734619 | t3_2imddg | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by using Cloud to Butt Plus.
agentlame: Hi KennethEllen, thank you for submitting to /r/tifu.
Unfortunately your submission *TIFU by using Cloud to Butt Plus.* has been removed because it is not a fuck-up. The events were either not your fault, not preventable, or not a big deal..
We apologize for th... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412733630 | 1412760071 | t3_2imcpe | t5_2to41 | 111 | LTGWatts: TIFU by ignoring my parents
So a little backstory: I met this girl back in the middle of summer and got her number. I really like this girl and hope to one day escalate our relationship from really good friends to giggity giggity. This past weekend, my parents went on a trip, and since they don't trust me to ... | 5 | 22.2 | |
1412736195 | 1412746383 | t3_2imh2j | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my ex-best friend over with my now g/f (his ex-fiancee)
spencerAF: and I thought I had a f*cked up Saturday
lord_sherlock_holmes: this is reddit, you don't have to put the asterisk in...you can say fucked
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412736934 | 1412741171 | t3_2imi9n | t5_2to41 | 27 | thisguy30: TIFU by paying my child support early.
Hiya Reddit. Today I fucked up by doing what I thought a super swell Dad would do.
I owe child support each month, I made my usual payment in the beginning of August, and then two weeks later decided to make my next month's payment ahead of time just to get the bill ou... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1412738995 | 1412784504 | t3_2imlpd | t5_2to41 | 17 | redphyve: Change TIFU to just plain IFU?
I've been lurking for a while now and noticed a good portion of fuck ups actually happen on days other than today. Maybe this should simply be called IFU. At the very least, it will preclude anyone from having to start a post with "This didn't happen today, but..." or somebody c... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1412741191 | 1412975976 | t3_2imp2m | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU By playing FIFA 15
So today after having a shitty day at school I returned home and decided to play fifa on my xbox 360, big mistake. After a two games I come across a player with the sweatiest (meaning fast players) team. I thought to myself, "Hey I can probably beat him." After joining the game this g... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412742421 | 1412796156 | t3_2imqvr | t5_2to41 | 113 | OneOffForThisStory: TIFU by cumming in my shorts in front of my step-mom and getting away with it
So, I'm a male of masturbatory age. I'm living with my dad and step-mom. I really don't like her for many reasons. Also, she honestly looks (and moves around, is the same height and build, etc...) like Danny DeVito in a bl... | 11 | 10.272727 | |
1412740857 | 1412744698 | t3_2imohb | t5_2to41 | 3 | powerstorm42: TIFU by falling asleep.
So this actually just happened an hour ago and I am still dealing with the fall-out. Before I get into the story, you should know that I am capable of falling asleep anywhere; some examples include - during dinners at restaurants, meetings, class, etc.; it is almost a sleeping diso... | 3 | 1 | |
1412728843 | 1412795841 | t3_2im4l9 | t5_2to41 | 27 | johnmorris19: TIFU by wanting to see a cat
So my mom was talking about a cat that she saw outside that looked like ours, so to my suspicion I went outside and saw it run around the corner. So my 15 year old brain thought run up, as fast as you can, to your balcony and look at it from above. Well nearing the top I hit m... | 3 | 9 | |
1412744229 | 1412784792 | t3_2imtf5 | t5_2to41 | 75 | TastyJams: TIFU by sending a friend request over and over to a coworker
So there is a dude at work who is super nice to everyone. Really nice guy all around. I noticed a few of my work friends are friends with him on FB and I figured he goes out of his way to be nice to me so I'll send him a friend request to return th... | 4 | 18.75 |
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