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1660073658 | 1660076782 | t3_wkch2a | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by parking too close to a wall in a parking garage. Been stuck for 1.5 hours now...
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cweber513: Wait the wall is to the side of the car or behind it?
AllAroundAll: To the side of the car. I'm not physically stuck but without my car I can't go anywhere and it is not a save area to sit on the str... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1660074414 | 1660090068 | t3_wkcsab | t5_2to41 | 72 | [deleted]: TIFU by applying to the wrong place
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derande_yo: Told like a true stoner..
DJanime317: I actually barely smoke or do anything, so I don’t consider myself a stoner, I had two jobs lined up between the bank and a Union, both fell through unfortunately
LegendaryFable: That is why you should never quit ... | 7 | 10.285714 | |
1660075831 | 1660076761 | t3_wkddj3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | espenthenorseman: TIFU by accidentally flashing a bunch of amish people
Context, im a guy, 17, and i’m staying with my grandparents for a few weeks. Well my grandparents are having some amish people help build a barn across the street from their house, that’s all fine and dandy. However, there’s a big living room wind... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1660076549 | 1660077041 | t3_wkdnr2 | t5_2to41 | 21 | ragganerator: TIFU by training my dog to collect dirty nappies.
I've trained my dog(GSP) to fetch dirty nappies from over the house and bring them to the kitchen trash can. It works great - we can just drop nappies wherever we need to change our kid and the dog finds shortly and brings it to the kitchen. *A mandatory... | 3 | 7 | |
1660081497 | 1660141924 | t3_wkflw8 | t5_2to41 | 16 | random55552249: TIFU by getting high and holding in a pee
Obligatory this didn’t happen today, it happened last Saturday.
I was housesitting for my parents and got a little more high (weed) than I usually would. I was having a great night until I decided to read some creepy stories lol.
So there I was, in bed, readi... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1660083147 | 1660086282 | t3_wkg9lk | t5_2to41 | 1 | Weirdest_chevy_guy: TIFU By putting the petal to the metal.
I recently had a big opportunity to drive my stuff at a friends "race track" I was thrilled and was told I could bring friends. Super! I had gotten myself a 2004 Chevy blazer LS. I said to my roommates " Hey! Lets take everything!" We had my two cars. A mini b... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1660081647 | 1660093729 | t3_wkfo3q | t5_2to41 | 10 | Wolffie231: TIFU By Ignoring My PlayStations Cries For Help And Loosing Hours Of My Life
\*Losing\* *FUCK*
 
 
Last year I brought a old ass second PS4 just to catch up on great games I missed in that generation for cheap. The only problem is, it is old. The fans go like crazy. I popped it open and... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1660085214 | 1660167507 | t3_wkh2kp | t5_2to41 | 584 | jazzlikecow_: TIFU by saving burning food in a bikini.
Yea... As I typed out the title I was again faced with the stupidity of my actions but food was at stake... I had no choice.
So I had just come back from a swim , I was actually on my way to shower and get into pajamas when I walked past the food my mom was frying... | 6 | 97.333333 | |
1660083931 | 1660137068 | t3_wkgku4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Jezzibell: TIFU by accidentally killing and smearing a moth on my computer.
More of a tonight i fucked up but still the same lettering.
So i have a window which can open in 2 different ways, it can open up at the top but connected at the bottom, how i leave it open when i go to bed, or open it up all the way which is ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1660076176 | 1660113711 | t3_wkdige | t5_2to41 | 5 | dalyon: TIFU playing arm wrestling
Happened in april. I was working out going to gym for a long time and was in a great shape and thought no one can touch me. Like i thought i was on the top of the world. Also thought best way to test strength was playing arm wrestling. I asked anyone who looked decently strong to go a... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1660089713 | 1660090757 | t3_wkipke | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: tifu by putting perfume on my d*ck
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Brandanpk: Water would have done wonders in helping, especially considering you were right there.
altaccount83917: Ye i tried water bus was like, why not some perfume 2, i regret thinking that
altaccount83917: But*
Brandanpk: I mean, after the perfume
altaccount83... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1660088789 | 1660134698 | t3_wkidlo | t5_2to41 | 2 | Kaitlin33101: TIFU by being cross faded for the first time
So this happened last night into this morning.
I went over to a friend's house to hang with a few friends last night after work. I decided to bring my 8% alcoholic drink with me, and I'm super lightweight. I drank the entire can in about half a hour, around 1... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1660095141 | 1660096233 | t3_wkkm1v | t5_2to41 | 7 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #45! Come share your stories and hang out! Get the popcorn! 🍿
HubblePie: I’m sorry, but you should be in jail for what you did. This is more than a fuck-up.
Cheezy-E: He should be in jail for declining to sleep with a minor?
HubblePie: What are you talking about, did you even read the post?... | 7 | 1 | |
1660095842 | 1660108848 | t3_wkkuir | t5_2to41 | 2,331 | evilmeister13: TIFU by helping a customer get data from her son's phone
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NaranjaGrande: I come here to read *I shoved a butt plug too far up and had to get my partner to pull it out with kitchen tongs*, not actually feel anything. This is heavy.
evilmeister13: I'm sorry mayne I had a rough day and just really ... | 11 | 211.909091 | |
1660096430 | 1660122038 | t3_wkl1lq | t5_2to41 | 15 | krisslynn93: TIFU by setting my stove on fire
This just happened:
I was making dinner and boiled chicken on the bone just to get some good broth and make it easier to cut it up for tacos and forgot that chicken water has grease in it.
I may have spilled some chicken water pouring it back on the cut up chicken so I ca... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1660095784 | 1660096798 | t3_wkktuq | t5_2to41 | 29 | Willing_Caramel_520: TIFU by smoking a joint behind my apartment building.
So for context I live on the second story of a 3 story apartment building. I almost exclusively only smoke weed in my apartment. But today after coming home to smoke a joint during my hour lunch break from work, I realized the landlord had a flo... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1660096022 | 1660098129 | t3_wkkwow | t5_2to41 | 23 | CMDRWittmann: TIFU by being late to pick up my wife from work
I am on mobile, so apologies for the formatting. This happened today, about 6 hours ago.
For a bit of context, my(30,M) wife(30,F) and I literally got married yesterday, she is the most amazing person in the world to me, and I admire everything she is and ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1660093780 | 1660167374 | t3_wkk4t0 | t5_2to41 | 16,652 | brohamsontheright: TIFU by taking my 3-year-old daughter to a greek restaurant before going to Grandma's house
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sA1atji: Why does a Greek restaurant have belly dancers?
DesignerAccount: Greece extends pretty much all the way to Turkey. Lebanon, Greece And Turkey are "the Med" nations, and have a lot in common.... | 16 | 1,040.75 | |
1660098598 | 1660108620 | t3_wklrjn | t5_2to41 | 13 | Kivaren: TIFU by scratching my butt
I went to go for my post work poop like every other day, no big deal. But today, today was different. I sat down to take stress relieving, world redeeming post work pooping, and suddenly I had a scratch on my right cheek. Being a normal human being, I shifted my weight to scratch sai... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1660099932 | 1660169627 | t3_wkm750 | t5_2to41 | 1,677 | chickenman7: TIFU by sending a message to 300,000 people instead of 300
Literally just happened. I am newly promoted in a government organization, and I posted a message that was supposed to be just for my department to every webpage in the entire county, including the public facing ones, because now my permissions are... | 6 | 279.5 | |
1660103697 | 1660228332 | t3_wknfzq | t5_2to41 | 102 | bIueberrygirl: TIFU by Committing Credit Card Fraud
So a few months ago, I was working in the marketing department of a company. I had my boss' company card on my amazon account so I could order various marketing supplies. I have since started a new job somewhere else (left on great terms), but I forgot the company ca... | 4 | 25.5 | |
1660104338 | 1660249045 | t3_wknnl6 | t5_2to41 | 13 | mylittlewallaby: Tifu getting poison oak exposure then overdosing on benedryl
So ive been dealing with this fuck up for about 10 days now. I was removing some overgrown blackberry bushes from a garden. I wore long pants and gloves but short sleeves. I found it easiest to crawl down to the base of the blackberry bushes ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1660100692 | 1660147930 | t3_wkmg9v | t5_2to41 | 32 | RoseIsFunny69: TIFU By Realizing I Have Been Diagnosed as Autistic Earlier in Life
So this wasnt actually today, but rather 6 years ago, I just had the aha realization today. For background information, I (24f) was recently officially diagnosed with autism.
When I was in college, I took a diversity and social justi... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1660106898 | 1660421619 | t3_wkogar | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my sisters gf number….
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NorCalAthlete: Considering she’s already dated your ex, I don’t really see an issue with you dating her soon-to-be ex if everyone’s on board with it
Criptiq: ^^
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1660105898 | 1660228578 | t3_wko58x | t5_2to41 | 210 | Slothqueensupreme: TIFU by hitting a mosquito
This just happened like 30 minutes ago.
Where I live we have a bunch of mosquitoes as we’re in the country and we are right near a pond, especially when it’s hot out and right now we’re in the middle of a heat wave. So many times a day we get bit and of course we always sm... | 6 | 35 | |
1660108186 | 1660231641 | t3_wkoua5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | starslikethesky: TIFU by making my friend think I was interested in him
Over this past summer, I (F18) have gotten close with a group of people that largely consists of guys. One of my close friends in this group, Mark (M17) confessed his feelings for me \~ a month ago. I told him I didn't have feelings for him for a f... | 3 | 2 | |
1660110665 | 1660157498 | t3_wkpjxp | t5_2to41 | 26 | i-hate-the-outside: TIFU by inviting my best friend over
To add a little background I have always been someone who hates being touched, it just makes me uncomfortable and I avoid it at all costs even with my family. That's how I've been my whole life, then I 'dated' a guy when I was 13. We got sexual bc idk, we're idi... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1660113003 | 1660167932 | t3_wkq6r2 | t5_2to41 | 518 | BallsOutKrunked: TIFU by using bacon grease for my wife's birthday cake.
TIFU by using bacon grease for my wife's birthday cake.
Happened a bit ago. I have very recently, really during the lockdowns, been learning and enjoying cooking. But before that and for this TIFU I was really quite useless.
I wanted to make a c... | 5 | 103.6 | |
1660116571 | 1660135201 | t3_wkr4fu | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by being horny while staying at a hotel
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sandwichsalat: Once i had sex with my gf in a hotel in france, the maid came in, while i was balls deep in my gf.. she stood there with towels in her hands and a kind of emotionless but still interested face.. my gf pushed me of and the maid just asked: ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1660096944 | 1660263788 | t3_wkl7w4 | t5_2to41 | 50 | TurboCharged884: TIFU by sticking a sticky note with a smiley face on a co-worker car
So at my job I do a lot of walking around. I have a few friends that work in another
department and today I needed to have sticky notes on me to label some
computers in another building. I had a pretty slow day today, so I was fairly ... | 5 | 10 | |
1660119707 | 1660184617 | t3_wkrxgh | t5_2to41 | 1,123 | piefanart: TIFU by having my partner dump out his homemade vanilla extract
This just happened a few minutes ago. no, i did not run to reddit to post it, but i was scrolling to try to calm down and saw this community.
Me and my partner are having a "cleaning day", doing laundry, dishes, and tidying up. He was finis... | 9 | 124.777778 | |
1660120403 | 1660122614 | t3_wks3xl | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by cheating on my partner
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Hugo-olly: If cheating is the catalyst for you ending a relationship that clearly isn't working, then I'm not gonna hate on you.
If you don't break up with your partner, then yes, you're a piece of shit.
The insect bites are amusing karma though.
[deleted]: Agreed.... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1660121549 | 1660164827 | t3_wksedd | t5_2to41 | 109 | [deleted]: TIFU by going through my gf’s snap conversation
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strawbrmoon: It’s a hard thing you’re coping with. Everybody’s got doubts about their lovers. It’s scary to trust someone, to get close enough for it to be good: *that* close is close enough to get hurt. We defend ourselves in the damnedest ways! The... | 3 | 36.333333 | |
1660122913 | 1660143182 | t3_wksr5d | t5_2to41 | 6 | ileksksksk: TIFU by accidentally bringing my Apple Watch to the teachers room
Ok, so my school has a somewhat stupid rule for a dumb problem that don’t really exist. And that rule is we weren’t able to wear Apple Watches (or any smartwatch of any kind) but the weird thing is we were able to have our phones most of the ... | 3 | 2 | |
1660125149 | 1660636617 | t3_wktc6f | t5_2to41 | 757 | Ashamed_Bite5088: Tifu by silently sprinting at my Doordasher and making her think I was going to kidnap her.
So I got just my paycheck today, work was well, I feel
great, and I get home and hop on my pc, but I got
bored, so I smoked some
I to help me chill out,
always a great idea until.
"damn, I'm kinda
hungry." So I... | 10 | 75.7 | |
1660131362 | 1660132898 | t3_wkv4o9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by being blocked 3 times while trying to masturbate.
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Exzerofive: Have you ever thought of not picking up the call(s)?
Typical_Owl9668: Man gladly would've done that, but it was my dad.
poop-machines: Just answer and carry on fapping. Hell even switch to video call, show them who's boss.
OkVolu... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1660131809 | 1660328254 | t3_wkv9jz | t5_2to41 | 12,895 | NakedNightmare: TIFU when I made fun of my gf in the bedroom
**Trigger warning: another sexual assault post, but not as bad as the post that got locked earlier in the week.**
The other day I read a post on here about a man who found out his fiancée sexually assaulted boys when she was in high school. It was unpleasan... | 13 | 991.923077 | |
1660133646 | 1660134943 | t3_wkvvsg | t5_2to41 | 39 | supp0rtlife: TIFU by emailing a job application to my company mail
Some background. I currently don't really like the engineering job that I'm at. Worklife, Culture, Colleagues all of them are pretty terrible. Only consolation is that the pay is pretty decent. Personally my relationship with my boss is alright, nothing... | 6 | 6.5 | |
1660134955 | 1660289440 | t3_wkwbqm | t5_2to41 | 239 | Kozyyy303: TIFU By Reading The Bible
TIFU by Reading The Bible, I had seriously taken an interest in Christianity as I like mythology so I thought why not read the holy book itself.
There was nothing wrong with the book but I told my friends about the new reading material I had found. They seemed shocked as I'm not i... | 10 | 23.9 | |
1660134043 | 1660175495 | t3_wkw0jj | t5_2to41 | 81 | SuperSoftAbby: TIFU By not updating my knowledge of HIV testing
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The FU has actually been sort of an ongoing one for almost or over a decade now depending on how you look at it. I was married to, what turned out to be a very loose man for a decent chunk of my adult life. He was an absolute ~~hoe~~ rake. No... | 6 | 13.5 | |
1660136615 | 1660171188 | t3_wkwx0v | t5_2to41 | 16 | BackgroundShifting: TIFU by calling a server an idiot
TIFU by calling a server an idiot
I know the title sounds really bad and like I'm a total Karen, but bear with me.
I (18F), my sister (16F), and two friends (18F and 20F) went to the restaurant my sister works at for dinner last night. It's a local place with a lo... | 4 | 4 | |
1660135931 | 1660225624 | t3_wkwnwr | t5_2to41 | 2,465 | Katydid789: TIFU By not checking my emails, I now owe Amazon thousands of dollars
This whole thing started back in June, but it was only last night I realized the consequences of my bad habits.
I have had in my head for awhile the idea of creating a family website for my mom's side of the family, and decided to try pl... | 9 | 273.888889 | |
1660137944 | 1660145229 | t3_wkxezr | t5_2to41 | 35 | Quiet_Goat8086: TIFU by watching a movie
My husband was at a meeting, our son was in bed, so I decided to watch a movie while I worked on some knitting. I wanted something I had already seen so I didn’t have to concentrate super hard, so I chose the Disney movie Onward. For those who don’t know, it’s about these two mo... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1660139309 | 1660180836 | t3_wkxxpn | t5_2to41 | 46 | itsmeront: TIFU Looking Homeless in a Fast Food Drive Thru
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CaramelRatking: >
"Doubles?" she responds grabbing the bag.
Who??
This sounds like it was probably someone's mistake and no one was going to fix it because that's going to take more time and hold up the line.
Bax_Cadarn: Don't worry, this is ... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1660142132 | 1660159908 | t3_wkz1rb | t5_2to41 | 4,973 | TH3_C1N1BUN: TIFU by finding my step-fathers secret Grinder account
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capttwinky: Which part is your f up?
TH3_C1N1BUN: Being the one to find it.
jesusthroughmary: Probably better coming from you than anyone tbh
someguysomewhere81: And to be honest, the stepfather is almost certainly engaging in activities that... | 24 | 207.208333 | |
1660144347 | 1660145575 | t3_wkzyde | t5_2to41 | 177 | Jon-987: TIFU by microwaving a stale Donut
So, I'm not known for being.... careful. I burn my fingers quite frequently with the Oven. So, today I had a stale Donut. A regular Donut with Chocolate frosting. I didn't want to waste a plate on a single donut, so I just got a paper towel and put the donut on that. I figured... | 6 | 29.5 | |
1660145695 | 1660150477 | t3_wl0i4i | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking in my sleep
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Inevitable-Exercise5: My girlfriend says all sorts of crazy shit in her sleep. Dreams are weird, it'd be just as weird for her to hold it against you.
WeBeShoopin: She's been in good spirits this morning so it appears all is well haha 😄. She's really cool about stuff a... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1660154057 | 1660231408 | t3_wl3zrj | t5_2to41 | 426 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to kiss a girl an hour into our date.
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3saad: Sounds like you handled it fine. You asked for consent were not given it and stopped there as you should. A little awkward but not really cringe. Don't beat yourself up about it.
Dating is a learning experience and you can't expect to be... | 9 | 47.333333 | |
1660154180 | 1660169730 | t3_wl41lb | t5_2to41 | 1,159 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to masturbate for the first time
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NickTheNack: Is the problem having a penis?
throwaway10394729: Unfortunately no. I imagine having one would make masturbation so much easier though
NickTheNack: Yeah, no need for bop it or twist it, just pull it
johndeerdrew: You have obviously never ... | 9 | 128.777778 | |
1660157157 | 1660159005 | t3_wl5akj | t5_2to41 | 2 | WeatherLatter1881: TIFU because I had porn on my phone
TIFU because I had porn on my phone
(I'm 14M) I have a really slow phone, end its broken have some issue when I'm using it.
I watched porn from my gallery, my phone have a video player seperatly than how can I watch the picturs in it.
I was recording a school ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1660155551 | 1660271084 | t3_wl4mgy | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU - Idrk how or why
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GonzoDeadHead: You didn’t do anything wrong, she is unsure of herself and how to manage her emotions and maybe had an emotional break up or bad relationship. Allow her space and maybe accept the idea of being friends if you really care about her. The relationship can naturall... | 4 | 4 | |
1660162128 | 1660240845 | t3_wl7ec6 | t5_2to41 | 188 | linkisinmybed: Tifu by eating salmon my mother cooked.
So for context this was actually yesterday, don't know if that's against the rules considering the name of the subreddit says "today."
But my mother had bought fish filets from our local grocery store and brought them home to cook. She doesn't usually cook fish, b... | 8 | 23.5 | |
1660161831 | 1660164663 | t3_wl79to | t5_2to41 | 73 | Ign0r: TIFU by forgetting my son's lunch
Today my wife took our son (9 months) out for a walk to buy some presents for our friends for upcoming birthdays. After helping her with the stroller, I went back to my computer to work. About 30 minutes into my work I felt the smell of smoke. I went to investigate in the living... | 3 | 24.333333 | |
1660162416 | 1660256510 | t3_wl7iq7 | t5_2to41 | 44 | advance_coinage2: TIFU by not making the right choice on which TV pilot to see
Obligatory this didn't happen today but like 20 years ago. I was listening to a celebrity interview yesterday and it brought back this memory. Anyway, I took a family trip to Los Angeles when I was like 17 and one of the days we had schedule... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1660164983 | 1660234209 | t3_wl8kph | t5_2to41 | 38,764 | PM_ME_UR_TITS29: TIFU by accidentally edging too hard
Obligatory this didn't happen today.
It was a normal day while I was home alone and I got unexpectedly horny all of a sudden. The thing is I knew i would be alone for a long time because my mom was visiting family in another city. Anyway i get down to business and ... | 12 | 3,230.333333 | |
1660164366 | 1660172309 | t3_wl8boi | t5_2to41 | 8 | ThePartyWagon: TIFU by leaving my wallet at work yesterday and missing our marriage license appointment this morning because I had no form of ID to take with me
This actually happened today and my fiancé was none too pleased with me after screwing up her/our plans for the day.
Some backstory: I’ve determined that I, ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1660169694 | 1660170756 | t3_wlagmf | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not approaching childhood crush
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EternityofBoredom: I don't think this is TIFU material, but more a r/askreddit and no.
Cause depending on how your childhood crush is when they're drunk ... it could be a freak out, the mean drunk, or...
Let's say you two hit off, she in her alter state of ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1660171211 | 1660264110 | t3_wlb211 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Ok_Lengthiness5546: TIFU by not looking at rental car laws and dropping my car off for repair
More than a month ago my car was backed into and got several dents in the right side of the vehicle. The other driver, a nice latino man helped me with insurance because I knew jack shit about what to do. I’m only 17.
So we ... | 10 | 2 | |
1660173533 | 1660248321 | t3_wlbxxn | t5_2to41 | 324 | SuperDan523: TIFU by Number 2 in a Car Dealership
TIFU by pooping in a car dealership
Literally this happened minutes ago.
I'm bringing the wife's car in to have tire repaired under warranty. While I'm here, I feel the urge for the number two, as one does.
Enter the waiting area men's room. Single user restroom and ... | 5 | 64.8 | |
1660174023 | 1660174340 | t3_wlc49r | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by finishing while my girlfriend was just playing with my dick
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niceandsane: So, you committed murder, deliberately left DNA where you know they'll be looking for it, and confessed to it online. Perhaps you should try handcuffing yourself to the back door handle of a police car?
Latter_Exercise... | 3 | 1 | |
1660175676 | 1660177884 | t3_wlcp8p | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my friend to deal with a wasp
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MrMeepMeeps: I fucking hate wasps, but a well known fact along with bees and hornets, is that if you don’t fuck with them they wont fuck with you, people have them as pets and they don’t get stung most of the time which has made me slightly less scared o... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1660168776 | 1660179949 | t3_wla2z4 | t5_2to41 | 31 | kodamutt: TIFU by not wearing safety glasses to lunch
TIFU by shaking my reaper/ghost pepper hot sauce too hard
About a week ago I made some very hot homemade hot sauce, like obscenely hot. Like so hot that my fingers burned for a while after making it. Today I made some baked chicken breast, grabbed my sauce and sat ... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1660176027 | 1660345859 | t3_wlctq3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Psycotic_hyena: TIFU by calling my coworker a tightarse
I want to die now
Context -
I work in a kitchen and have acquaintance with the front of house staff and we joke around but nothing too extreme.
The event-
I was looking for a cloth to wipe my station and one of the girl was in the kitchen wiping some dishes and... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1660181219 | 1660182783 | t3_wlemo8 | t5_2to41 | 36 | PureAd3639: TIFU by getting stuck under my bed for hours
So today I was just laying in bed, watching videos on my phone. Then I made the mistake of putting my phone down for a split second. I look back to grab it and it isn’t there. I looked in my comforter and then between my bed (for reference my bed looks almost lik... | 4 | 9 | |
1660183525 | 1660193117 | t3_wlfg4w | t5_2to41 | 309 | DangerClose_HowCopy: TIFU by thinking I had aids for like 10 years
This happened years ago when I was still a child but I didn’t know where else to post it. When I was a kid I lived next-door to a girl (we’ll call her Katie) Katie’s mom and my mom were friends so we spent a lot of time together. I was around 7 probably... | 7 | 44.142857 | |
1660177768 | 1660219060 | t3_wldfdz | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I'll just go to the bathroom at work
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AcrobaticSource3: Look on the bright side, you have discovered a public bidet
ITSlave4Decades: Yeah, I was going to ask where was the TP to wipe with, but with a public bidet, who needs TP, right?
| 3 | 2 | |
1660183697 | 1660187443 | t3_wlfic8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Ewalk: TIFU about joking about a friend's divorce
This happened a week or so ago.
So I'm at work, bored out of my mind. I'm a support guy who got a battlefield promotion to Systems Administrator at a Managed Services Provider, and I'm assigned to a school. We're ramping up to the final days of school starting (which, i... | 4 | 1 | |
1660184675 | 1660185363 | t3_wlfukk | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU By Cheating
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Comfortable-Policy70: Have you talked to the prof?
Existing-Cherry4948: Idek what I would say. I want to email him but it's already on my unofficial transcript. What if he accuses me of cheating? What if he was testing us? I mean if this was a test on morals I bet the whole class f... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1660184323 | 1660214445 | t3_wlfq88 | t5_2to41 | 1,460 | xxXCOOLKID469Xxx: TIFU By eating a whole 3 pound bag of cherries in one sitting.
This happened about an hour ago and am currently still feeling their wrath.
I went grocery shopping today and decided to grab a bag of my favourite fruit, red cherries. I was very enthusiastic because I haven’t been able to find any for a... | 6 | 243.333333 | |
1660186199 | 1660189966 | t3_wlgd92 | t5_2to41 | 33 | Fine_Technician360: TIFU by being a slut
This is my first time posting on reddit so bear with me.
So i, 21 male, recently ended things with my ex after 3 good years. As soon as i ended it i downloaded some dating apps to sorta "get back in the game", it was semi-succesful. I went out with some girls and had some great... | 10 | 3.3 | |
1660187328 | 1660243218 | t3_wlgrr8 | t5_2to41 | 94 | oh_jaimito: TIFU by slicing onions ... and my two favorite fingers 👉🏻
**BLOOD & GORE PICS AT THE END**
My roommate has been experimenting with various food items for his new food truck venture. As a good roommate, I always made myself available to help when needed.
Lots of trial taste tests these past few mont... | 7 | 13.428571 | |
1660186657 | 1660189856 | t3_wlgixj | t5_2to41 | 29 | 2020popcicle: tifu by sleeping on a pillow even after I smelled something weird
So a little backstory. My apartment flooded and I lost one of my dog crates in the flood. So I've been having to just lock them in my bedroom, since I can't lock them both in the same crate or they fight, and whichever one I do put in the c... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1660188434 | 1660195796 | t3_wlh4ty | t5_2to41 | 25 | idiot2005: TIFU by calling my manager fat…
I (m17) work at a very popular fast food restaurant in a Large town. Today I was working with the usual late night-close crew but with the manager that doesn’t like me so much, let’s call him Bob. I don’t know why but he just tends to love to shit on how I work and control how... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1660191093 | 1660250683 | t3_wlhzu2 | t5_2to41 | 64 | X_hard_rocker: TIFU by setting my ringtone as Among Us Drip Remix
So let's start with the backstory of my ringtone first.
I have all my friends set with personalized ringtones with each song representing them so that I know whose calling by listening the song.
A week ago, a friend of mine told me to change his ringt... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1660195380 | 1660197288 | t3_wliiu7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | stop_the_cap1: how is that racist ☠️
ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN: You thinking you would be pretty good friends with someone because they were the same ethnicity and religion. That's your criteria. That's what you wrote.
That's pretty fucking judgemental in many different ways.
If you don't want to be viewed as racist you need... | 10 | 1.2 | |
1660193782 | 1660235778 | t3_wlistw | t5_2to41 | 57 | zootsuitengaged: TIFU and somehow avoided jail
Happed a month ago. Still a little shook from this incident. I, 23M was seeing a girl and we were super horny for each other . Had sex once and it had now been a few days because our work schedules were so different: I work 5am to 2pm, Monday-Saturday. She works from 4pm t... | 6 | 9.5 | |
1660194887 | 1660230220 | t3_wlj4ll | t5_2to41 | 36 | Sebas15091: TIFU by confusing “restart” and “reset”
Obligatory “this didn’t happen today”. It happened very early yesterday morning.
I was playing video games on my computer and watching YouTube at the same time, but at one point I started having connection issues, so I figured I’d turn the modem off and turn it back ... | 9 | 4 | |
1660195054 | 1660253521 | t3_wlj6cu | t5_2to41 | 4,179 | JestForLaughs: TIFU by posting a video on Reddit that went viral
Last year, I’d posted [this video](https://i.imgur.com/oxCqQDB.mp4) of my then-boyfriend of 2.5 years returning from his deployment and our relationship ended days after.
Some back story: we started dating, he enlisted, he’s in the pipeline, we lived to... | 8 | 522.375 | |
1660196945 | 1660199495 | t3_wljppg | t5_2to41 | 15 | kemechaos: TIFU think my coworker hit on me but threatened to murder me instead
So I have this off coworker who from was kind of a creep let's call him D. Many of the female workers said he made them feel uncomfortable and I have never gotten those vibes from him about 2 weeks ago when he recorded me eating and put it ... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1660197679 | 1660427810 | t3_wljx61 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Substantial_Spray183: TIFU by sneaking out to the ER
Throwaway.
I snuck out of my room to go to the ER a few nights ago. I didn't have a plan on how to pay, I didn't have a plan for anything and I feel so dumb and so mad at myself. I didn't realize that my insurance was on file, and I left after I got cold feet. I'... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1660204909 | 1660205355 | t3_wllsws | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally blowing up the sun
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Enrageder: imagine this was real
[deleted]: If we lived in a simulation then this could happen
Enrageder: W A K E U P
| 4 | 0.25 | |
1660205303 | 1660313016 | t3_wllwke | t5_2to41 | 8,610 | throwaway1294944: TIFU by accidentally leaving the door open..
So I (21F), have recently started working as an exotic dancer. I live interstate to all of my friends and family and one of my best friends (21M) came to visit for a week. Weve known eachother for 5-6 yrs and are completely platonic, but no-one knows about ... | 14 | 615 | |
1660208701 | 1660252047 | t3_wlmrw3 | t5_2to41 | 118 | Any-Glass4086: TIFU by letting my friend and his dad have sex with me
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Panaccolade: Coercion isn't consent, OP. You're underage and were taken advantage of by two older men, while under the influence.
Please consider going to the police.
HelloReddit636: Yeah they coerced her but she still agreed at the end wh... | 4 | 29.5 | |
1660214963 | 1660388983 | t3_wloeua | t5_2to41 | 21 | 0570: TIFU By having no self control
Whenever I'm engrossed in watching movies, series, gaming, etc, I know I shouldn't be snacking on anything. Any food within reach gets eaten, and usually I don't notice it until I reach for something and find nothing left. Before 2017 I lived an active lifestyle with a lot of cardio... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1660216035 | 1660244519 | t3_wloq7d | t5_2to41 | 28,803 | Madeuros: Tifu by calling the police to my friends house thinking they were in danger
This happened a few hours ago a little before midnight.
I was texting my friend for awhile leading up to when I called the police.
My friend and I were messaging each other until all of a sudden they send a text saying “My lights ... | 13 | 2,215.615385 | |
1660219815 | 1660336853 | t3_wlpuhq | t5_2to41 | 250 | Legendarystuff16: TIFU by not going to a football game with my grandpa
I (13m) play basketball and prefer it over football however I don’t watch sports or anything. I went to visit my grandparents in another country with my family like I do every holiday but I had gone with him to a football game once before and had a ... | 5 | 50 | |
1660225797 | 1660258387 | t3_wlrvfn | t5_2to41 | 25 | The_Illusionist22: TIFU I brought Chick Fil A in for lunch and got reported to HR?
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justenskinner: Allegedly the CEO of the company is a supporter/donor of large anti-LGBTQ organizations. The report probably came from an employee who doesn’t support chik fil a and doesn’t agree with their corporate leadership.... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1660225493 | 1660252407 | t3_wlrrjy | t5_2to41 | 25 | SeaworthinessKind358: TIFU by playing dead after having sex with my girlfriend
I think I may have just killer my sex life with my girlfriend with my stupid prank. Last night after my girlfriend and I went to bed, we started to have sex. We don’t have sex very often as neither of us has an extremely high libido, so it c... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1660228939 | 1660269305 | t3_wlt34h | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to my ex while in a relationship
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AlienSporez: Let's pretend you are a woman who's posting about a boyfriend who pulls her hair, kicks her, belittles her, and bites her. What would you say to her? You'd say, "You're in an abusive relationship, and you need to leave."
With that hypot... | 7 | 6.285714 | |
1660229049 | 1660232330 | t3_wlt4o7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Skengman__: TIFU By getting robbed by my dealer
This did actually happen today.
Im 17 and i live in the UK where weed still isn’t legal. My house is at the end of a pretty isolated street next to a little bit of forestry. I have a very picturesque beach shed and a fire pit sheltered by trees, it’s really beautiful an... | 4 | 3 | |
1660230399 | 1660231355 | t3_wltok2 | t5_2to41 | 38 | JustBurnMyJacket: TIFU driving my mom to the grocery store
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Basey124: Sounds like a problem your mum has.
As long u and your gf are happy in this relationship, anything should be fine?!
Grammar-Notsee_: >Sounds like a problem your mum has.
No. The mom didn't know anything about an open relationship and ... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1660232369 | 1660234777 | t3_wlugsz | t5_2to41 | 12 | Ultopsso_YT: Tifu by not shaving my no no square
Tifu happened for a long time now ig, but i found it out yesterday
I kept my pubic area unshaved for months cuz shaving caused a lot of zits to pop up also itchiness when hair was growing
i kept my wee wee area clean cuz i jerk off and clean myself pretty often so i ho... | 4 | 3 | |
1660232440 | 1660233115 | t3_wluhww | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting out gas in class
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kwyl: wth is a mushroom factory?
ifartedthrowaway: idk where they plant mushrooms and use cow shit
kwyl: ahh. mushroom farm. well sorry about your tifu. maybe you should change your diet or see a doctor.
| 4 | 4.75 | |
1660234216 | 1660248528 | t3_wlv7ru | t5_2to41 | 142 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realising how loud my voice was, and getting chased by a racist.
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RudeSprinkles1240: You did not FU; you were the victim of a hate crime.
rippedhorn: What's the crime?
JoseBlackYT: Religious hate crime.
Yellowsubmarine91: But what was the crime? Spewing racist shit on a street corner isn... | 10 | 14.2 | |
1660238527 | 1660257159 | t3_wlwxte | t5_2to41 | 21,126 | QueenoftheSundance: TIFU by not cleaning the depths of my belly button
TLDR: didn't realize how deep my belly button was and never cleaned it fully, it sealed up and I cracked it open like a cold beer
This happened 3 days ago and I'm still a bit traumatized. I was taking a shower and cleaning my belly. I do clean my ... | 15 | 1,408.4 | |
1660239251 | 1660241444 | t3_wlx84m | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: Tifu by using my phone with my tv
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FrozeN-_: This exact same story was posted here a few months ago, with the same gifs? Lmfaooo
Responsible_Idiot15: This is the 2nd time I’ve seen this story today with the gifs changed but this is like the 10th time in total
| 3 | 6 | |
1660240521 | 1660244432 | t3_wlxpug | t5_2to41 | 7 | RebelGamer137: TIFU by flipping off a DMV Clerk
I went to the DMV today, I have Autism just for the record as well as anger issues. I brought to get my new ID, my current expired ID, my social security card, my birth certificate and two pieces of mail addressed to me, one from my county government and one from my Me... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1660243745 | 1660269928 | t3_wlz03v | t5_2to41 | 2,628 | YetiorNotHereICome: TIFU By accidentally telling an innuendo to a 13 year old girl
I work as a pizza cook at the local roadhouse, and my favorite bartender to work with usually orders food to go at the end of night. He likes a pizza to himself, and a bigger one for his work buddies at his day job (construction). We're ... | 7 | 375.428571 | |
1660247907 | 1660291317 | t3_wm0now | t5_2to41 | 280 | AlwaysObamasFault: TIFU by trying to get my daughter to stop walking into my room without knocking.
So my genius plan did not go how I wanted it to. I was laying in bed browsing Reddit as what else is there to do in your day off. She just kept coming in and bugging me wanting me to take her places. “She is 15” I have b... | 8 | 35 | |
1660253434 | 1660261572 | t3_wm2uyv | t5_2to41 | 15 | x-him-x: TIFU by locking myself out of my semi truck
Disclosure: long time lurker, first time poster
This happened at 2am today.
I'm a company driver and barely two months on the job.
This morning I was driving down the freeway and had to use the restroom to pee.
I pulled over on the side of the road and went out... | 4 | 3.75 |
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