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1659883539 | 1660291083 | t3_wihdkb | t5_2to41 | 7 | dirtydiaperdumpster: TIFU by tripping over a gate
I (F19) used to be, and still am, pretty weird.
For some context, my little sister and I used to share a room. We also had a few cats and dogs that would always try to get into our room, so we had to start putting a gate up. Now the first time we put a gate up, the an... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1660244031 | 1660277960 | t3_wlz49k | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a weird comment to my friend that came off as flirty when im in a relationship.
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Cdnguy526: Er.... I think you are okay? I mean platonic means non sexual, so it doesn't seem like it would be that flirty of a message.
Proof_Ingenuity_7413: true but i jus feel bad bc it came off weird �... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1660253781 | 1660337377 | t3_wm2zxs | t5_2to41 | 21 | anaccidentaloffender: TIFU by (possibly) jerking off infront of my neighbors
TLDR at the end.
This is a throw away.
While this fuckup technically happened over the last week I only realized it last night. So last week I moved into a first floor apartment, in one of the biggest cities in the US, on a very busy interse... | 7 | 3 | |
1660258046 | 1660258290 | t3_wm4nzj | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu by not wearing underwear
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QUIBICUS: Depends on how big your dick is?
lonesome_game: 3 centimeter defeater
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1660250096 | 1660522991 | t3_wm1j3w | t5_2to41 | 127 | [deleted]: TIFU over investing in colleague without healthy communication
I(35M) was struggling with depression, self hate and low self worth issue for last 5 years, so I keep my connection in office very limited (with only team mates) and I had very poor people skill. from last year or so, i've started lifting myself ... | 4 | 31.75 | |
1660261526 | 1660272720 | t3_wm5z6m | t5_2to41 | 21 | caseyfrazanimations: TIFU by not cleaning my work truck out
Technically yesterday, but I faced the consequences of my actions today... I am a UPS driver and a lot of the time after a long day I hop out of my truck exhausted ready to go home, but completely forgetting to grab my trash out of the truck and go home. Well ... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1660261838 | 1660267811 | t3_wm635a | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU; by looking like a total perv around kids.
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asphaltere: A well told story, though a bit unrealistic
Smirkydarkdude: Well I don't know how well it was told but I agree with you. My life is a gigantic FU and most days I don't even believe it and I'm living it.
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1660265182 | 1660265852 | t3_wm7aj4 | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending something indecent to the prime minister!
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LifeIsProbablyMadeUp: Why tf do you have the PM in your snap?
CorsicaAqua: Lol I don't thats the thing I don't have many friends on Snapchat and famous people come below my friends on snap like a recommended thing ahha I'm not weird I promis... | 5 | 7 | |
1660264063 | 1660322618 | t3_wm6w95 | t5_2to41 | 31 | Double-Baby-4535: TIFU by "poisoning" my husband with some brownies I made...
No, not those kind of brownies.
Over the weekend, the family was supposed to go to a block party, so I made a big pan of brownies to take with me. We were out of eggs but I didn't want to go to the store. I used an egg substitute, and the b... | 6 | 5.166667 | |
1660267034 | 1660337713 | t3_wm7yzb | t5_2to41 | 380 | Alternative_Put_1065: TIFU by telling the delivery man that he has the wrong address.
I currently live with 6 people, each with their own jobs and money so as you can expect we get a lot of mail and packages to our house.
I was waiting for my food to be delivered when I heard a knock on the door. I go to answer it an... | 3 | 126.666667 | |
1660266382 | 1660321612 | t3_wm7qf7 | t5_2to41 | 2 | lemon-orca: TIFU by leaving my sister alone at home
A bit of context - my (17m) younger sister (15f) has show choir boot camp this week. It's very physically demanding and has left her coming home absolutely exhausted. She hasn't even eaten dinner the past two nights, just went straight to bed after soaking her feet in... | 6 | 0.333333 | |
1660268097 | 1660285547 | t3_wm8crt | t5_2to41 | 12 | Hemakster69: TIFU by using my visa on the internet
Hi I am 19 year old boy in highschool I live with my parents we are a broke family my parents are both working 24/7 to pay for my education they are doing there best to make me fell like a middle class kid and I am grateful to them the problem started last month my mo... | 6 | 2 | |
1660267957 | 1660368442 | t3_wm8ayn | t5_2to41 | 200 | GiantAnteater8: TIFU by signing a waiver to leave my tour group and explore Beijing zoo
Obligatory this didn't happen today, and is a rather long story.
My mother (40f) and I (23f) went on a cheap trip to China, that included tour guides, flights and accommodation. One of my most anticipated parts of the trip was goin... | 8 | 25 | |
1660269972 | 1660272032 | t3_wm90ir | t5_2to41 | 4 | sinfonisa: TIFU by making a laxative and drink it as juice
Yesterday night, the little chef inside was a little anxious, so I made a juice of papaya, pineapple and oats, thinking it would be a nice juice and because those were the only fruits I had at the moment. In the beginning it was nice, it was thick as I like and... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1660270855 | 1660272212 | t3_wm9by4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | demscaresxronnie: TIFU by neglecting my hair until it was too late
*This story does get long winded and moderately disgusting*
I (16M) have long, curly hair that is partly bleached (this detail will be relevant later on in the story)
Earlier today I came to the realization that over the span of a week of sleeping on ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1660271515 | 1660329471 | t3_wm9k5z | t5_2to41 | 12,521 | KILL-SWITCH12: TIFU by forgetting to register for an exam I've been studying for for 3 years every single day.
That’s it. That’s fucking it.
I have studied for this exam for the last 3 years every FUCKING DAY. When I checked the internet for registration dates, all I saw was “Last date – August 12” and what did I fuck... | 12 | 1,043.416667 | |
1660275453 | 1660361989 | t3_wmax0e | t5_2to41 | 767 | 1ithe: TIFU by slightly overreacting a bit maybe
So I’m sitting on the couch and I’m reading, just about to go to bed. My fiancé, we’ll call him L, is already in bed. It’s 10:50 pm. All of a sudden, our glass storm door creaks open and our front door starts to open with it.
In three seconds, I’m across the room slammi... | 10 | 76.7 | |
1660278799 | 1660282211 | t3_wmc0b3 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Longjumping-Film-619: TIFU by trying to hire an escort
Throw away for obvious reasons
I (21M) was bored and very horny one day and met this girl from Hinge, and she offered her services. Great, no problem, I have a little play money saved up, let's play. This is my first time doing this, so I had no clue what red flag... | 4 | 7 | |
1660278660 | 1660284617 | t3_wmbyo3 | t5_2to41 | 19 | TheRealAwesome8: TIFU by getting my fingernail ripped off and a hole drilled in my thumb
A few days ago I was welding a piece of scrap to hone my nonexistant welding skills and me being the bonehead that I am, melted my whole ground clamp rendering it useless. So like any other person, i bought myself a nice shiny new ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1660281163 | 1660285385 | t3_wmcqzf | t5_2to41 | 77 | Illustrious-Ad-7131: TIFU by getting a buttplug set
My GF (23F) and I (24M) have been together for two and a half years now. We have loved together for one year and everything is going great. Our sex life is amazing and everything is going smoothly.
I’m on reddit a lot and since I’m a horny mf, I researched a bit abou... | 9 | 8.555556 | |
1660287159 | 1660474543 | t3_wmefzt | t5_2to41 | 2,085 | SaberHaven: TIFU by assuming an autistic girl knew we had a thing going on
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StuTaylor: 50yr old autistic guy here
I was shocked to be told later in life how many woman fancied me.
I never got the cues and flirting and always thought we were 'just friends'
I've had married woman tell me later that they real... | 8 | 260.625 | |
1660289438 | 1661669589 | t3_wmf28m | t5_2to41 | 20 | InteractionFancy3747: TIFU. I've noticed my wife being weird and was told my wreck I was in 3 months ago that I was drunk. 🙃
The "TIFU" happened in the past.. On
May 13th, 2022... was truly a day things changed for me, my brain, my car, and my relationship with my wife and family. It all went down hill for me. I was ... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1660295072 | 1660333332 | t3_wmgk0k | t5_2to41 | 28,339 | NotHurtButHigh: TIFU my entire night
First throwaway account I've ever created. Never thought I'd need one until now.
I'm a 19 year old guy and what I'm about to share happened two nights ago.
I'm not good at writing stories like most of the people who share their experiences on this sub, so I've taken a page out o... | 17 | 1,667 | |
1660295724 | 1660369890 | t3_wmgq09 | t5_2to41 | 15 | maytas2601: TIFU by sneezing while eating my girlfriend out
This has got to be among the most embarrassing moments I’ve been a part of. So yesterday night, my girlfriend and I had an amazing dinner with some alcohol. That, coupled with the high of winning a couple of games on PS5 gave us enough momentum to take things ... | 5 | 3 | |
1660293844 | 1660298605 | t3_wmg895 | t5_2to41 | 5 | throwaway181pp: TIFU by being insensitive to a disabled person
TLDR: Watched a wavywebsurfvideo about a disabled person, showed the clip of Zilian and the other streamer misunderstood the other streamer as tryig to disprove him, and I said something incredibly insensitive to him.
I was watching a wavywebsurf video abo... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1660302262 | 1660372694 | t3_wmihwx | t5_2to41 | 6,294 | OhNo_WhatDidIDo: TIFU by calling my girlfriend fat
This occurred two nights ago, and all is well now, because unlike romantic comedies would have us believe, communication is a real thing. However, this does not stop my feelings of abject mortification when thinking of what transpired.
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Some background... | 11 | 572.181818 | |
1660303534 | 1660306958 | t3_wmivpg | t5_2to41 | -2 | attoica: TIFU by posting a comment
So the other day, actually not today, I saw some comments in a sub that used "slum", which to me it may be offensive to poor people. Then I said something.
And I got like 100 downvotes or more maybe, some salty comments and the tasty part, a preacher.
This preacher, let's call it PR... | 5 | -0.4 | |
1660304585 | 1660342908 | t3_wmj6zk | t5_2to41 | 53 | throwaway87220: TIFU by only having anal sex for 2 months
Throwaway for obvious reasons but years ago I was not on any birth control and didn't want to risk getting pregnant so I thought the next best thing was to do anal. I had a FWB situation going on and it was possibly the best thing ever.
Anyway, nearly every oth... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1660305173 | 1660312842 | t3_wmjdgq | t5_2to41 | 136 | Huertss: TIFU by using beads to masturbate
Sorry if there will be any grammatical errors in this post, English is not my first language.
So I'm a typical boy who is very prone to being controlled by my own dick. I'm also the type of person who likes trying out new things. That's what got me in this situation.
A year... | 5 | 27.2 | |
1660307375 | 1660307945 | t3_wmk30g | t5_2to41 | 5 | Pascalle112: TIFU: Gave myself a serious ear infection.
This wasn’t today, it was about 5 years ago.
TLDR: don’t ever scratch your ear canal with you finger nails. Or you risk the ear infection from hell with weird green gunk.
**BACKGROUND**
When I moved states (in Australia) I assumed my ear itches ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1660309304 | 1660320973 | t3_wmkqki | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by not voicing my discomfort about getting a cat
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CaramelRatking: Why do you feel like you can't leave the kitten alone? Cats are known for being able to take care of themselves. Just make sure it has food and water and clean litter and everything should be fine.
CaramelRatking: Be sure it has ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1660311280 | 1660315505 | t3_wmlfkd | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU.... Wasn’t today... but a couple weeks ago... by backing the into a trash can the first time my SO let me take the car without him...
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Wabinatorx: Holy shit. You really need the TLDR for this one. 3/4th of this is context that really doesn't add to the story.
Aerionne: I can't even comprehend t... | 4 | 4 | |
1660313241 | 1660321167 | t3_wmm618 | t5_2to41 | 23 | NotMyGrindr: TIFU by not calling the police immediately
About a week ago, I was leaving a friends house after picking up my bong. On my way home, I pass a local joint that had like 50 bikes all out front. As I pass the bar, some of the bikes start coming out. I get into a lane that is a single lane and eventually turns... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1660314631 | 1660341313 | t3_wmmpbv | t5_2to41 | 8,326 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving my husband’s ass
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theBlackkSky: This is the most interesting thing I read on internet today. Quite a marriage you guys have 😂
BridgetheDivide: You didn't read that post about how most people don't have an internal monologue?
GerBear_: That has to be BS though
uglybudder: I don’t hav... | 14 | 594.714286 | |
1660319731 | 1660341149 | t3_wmoqzq | t5_2to41 | 5 | jenjersnap: tifu by getting divorced and going to school to make a better life for my son and I.
Today I (35f) am completely broke, and not sure what to do.
TLDR: Divorce has financially ruined me and I’m going to have to take a break from school so I can financially take care of my son and I. I’m just so frustra... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1660320016 | 1660327051 | t3_wmovec | t5_2to41 | 1,014 | NotTrump_Throwaway: TIFU by Accidentally Keeping and Sharing Nuclear Secrets (TOTTALLY FINE)
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im_wudini: What in the fuck is even happening here? You stole nuclear secrets and took out loans from mobsters and.... someone wants some papers back? Golf?
edit: this went so far over my head and I'm sad I didn't g... | 7 | 144.857143 | |
1660319823 | 1660334144 | t3_wmosay | t5_2to41 | 48 | Sleepysadjob: TIFU by dozing off at work
I just started a new job and on my first day I fell asleep during a meeting. I know that I fell asleep because I remember waking up and one of my coworkers told me that I started snoring.
The second day I dozed off during a training class for new teachers. One of the faculty a... | 3 | 16 | |
1660315220 | 1660321473 | t3_wmmxgf | t5_2to41 | 5 | Ih8ua11: TIFU on my last day at the office
I've been interning at an office for the summer and the time has finally come for my last day. Today also happens to be the day I am responsible for throwing a bachelorette party for a good friend of mine. I have a few things I've been told to print by other bridesmaids , and ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1660306200 | 1660323862 | t3_wmjpi5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | lokachaka: TIFU by opening the door.
So, I live with my mom and my sister. And my dad does not live with us. And we just had a house fire. Exposition complete. I'm taking a nap at around 5 p.m., and my mother gives me clear instructions to not let anyone into apartment. Got it.
Around 20 minutes later, I hear the se... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1660321974 | 1660342214 | t3_wmpnyf | t5_2to41 | 9 | HTTYDFan96: TIFU by dropping a rump roast
Actually this happened yesterday. I was making a roast for dinner, everything was going well, iron skillet was seasoned, oiled, buttered and heating up as I seasoned the roast. In my haste to get it seared and into the oven, I forgot to turn the heat down. That was my first mis... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1660324252 | 1660324821 | t3_wmqju3 | t5_2to41 | 32 | Bun-the-hun: TIFU by masturbating at 5pm
(disclaimer: this is my very first Reddit post and I am not even sure that this is the right r/)
Tifu, or tbh I can't tell if I did. Some settings, I am a 22 years old guy and currently staying at my family's house for the end of summer till my studies pick back up again and mo... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1660326590 | 1660406603 | t3_wmrghd | t5_2to41 | 1,028 | persunx: TIFU by using my new water pick in the shower. A cautionary tale.
obligatory; this happened about 3 weeks ago and my shower today triggered a little ptsd memory. It dawned on me that this might be a fun one for this group.
Long back story aside, I was told by my dentist to use a water pick if I suck at floss... | 5 | 205.6 | |
1660329976 | 1660344549 | t3_wmsrku | t5_2to41 | 170 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a trust fund kid.
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Brandeeno2245: Okay quick question are you working full time as a actual employee or just helping out and for how long are you actually working?
tripleg121: I’m a full time employee and have been for almost a year and a half now. I would be going to part-time because... | 10 | 17 | |
1660330898 | 1660333056 | t3_wmt4iq | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by intentionally ignoring a "EMPLOYEES ONLY SIGN"
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qawsedrf12: are you sure you should be attending college?
TropicalTrapF1r3: Lmfao it was my dumbass moment I guess. I definitely learned my lesson
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1660331774 | 1660423158 | t3_wmtg1n | t5_2to41 | 130 | piddIepie: TIFU by booking a “tranquil getaway” when neither my bf or I are “tranquil” people
So, yeah.
TLDR: Bf and I wanted to get away from my Christian parents expecting the worst, instead the trip was great and we instead lost $300 dollars as struggling students, blew up my family in a huge emotional breakdown, ... | 6 | 21.666667 | |
1660335512 | 1660533568 | t3_wmuvxt | t5_2to41 | 2 | Gazzo69: TIFU by peeing into a soap dispenser at a restaurant
Hey guys, okay so I have read many hilarious and thrilling tifu stories and also some opened up how it took them weeks, if not years to do so, so here I am.
When I was around 15, my family and I went to the mountains to go hiking. For a horny teenager who j... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1660337227 | 1660338101 | t3_wmvjc9 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying to my GF
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letterheadzephyr: You're well rid of her. Nicotine isn't the healthiest thing in the world, sure, but it's not fucking heroin. Her response and attacks imply, at least to me, that those are things that she dislikes perceiving about herself and she knew twisting the knife woul... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1660337773 | 1660338268 | t3_wmvqxu | t5_2to41 | 30 | WinterTiger123: TIFU by burning my shoulders with capsaicin
For a bit of background information, I have an intense pain in my shoulders shooting up to my neck caused by impacts from playing rugby. Recently the pain had gotten too insane to tolerate so I’ve tried to find some solutions. My mum had read about using capsa... | 3 | 10 | |
1660337913 | 1660339279 | t3_wmvsum | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a student to tell the worst day of her life
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RetroBerner: Maybe don't ask ANYBODY about their worst day. You could ask about their best one instead.
Teacherbuska: You're right. And I haven't asked since that day.
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1660340674 | 1660346547 | t3_wmwvlc | t5_2to41 | 8 | yeetus_that_feetus_4: TIFU by leaving my hotel room
Bit of context:
I am currently staying in a hotel in the south of England, a cool 3:30 hr drive from my home town to visit a flying school I’m interested in enrolling in.
The hotel I am staying at uses a keycard system to enter each hotel room, as-well as operate th... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1660342458 | 1660342932 | t3_wmxkom | t5_2to41 | 9 | millifish: TIFU by thinking my drug test was a week later than it was
Look this is going to be a short story, I been smoking week for the first time with some friend thought I had a two week buffer and now I'm in the middle drug test. The last week I had was an edible last Friday night. I drank a bunch of water through... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1660342384 | 1660343219 | t3_wmxjlp | t5_2to41 | 77 | Elcor_Hamlet: TIFU by being to lazy to walk 20ft
I play PC video games, and drink while I do most nights. I don't feel the need to walk to the bathroom every time I need to go, I just use the beer cans. So that after I intake an alcoholic beverage I can output the result back into the same can. Very efficient.
Now th... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1660342993 | 1660425194 | t3_wmxs9k | t5_2to41 | 119 | Olfway18: TIFU by putting my laptop onto my lap
Small bit of context; I am a TF2 player and trader through and through. I'm on holiday right now so I brought my laptop in order play and trade
What I was unaware of is the fact that my laptop gets very VERY hot
I had put my laptop on my bed, without thinking of how the... | 6 | 19.833333 | |
1660344148 | 1660400522 | t3_wmy8ax | t5_2to41 | 5,350 | Living_Tie_9270: TIFU by overreacting when my gf passed gas
I was laying in bed with my girl friend and catching up on our day. Every thing was great until, in the middle of our conversation, she decides to break wind and it was the worst thing i have ever heard/smelled. It was so bad to the point that i suddenly jumpe... | 9 | 594.444444 | |
1660348417 | 1660359574 | t3_wmzrz5 | t5_2to41 | 72 | rabbitt-we: TIFU Talks Episode #46! Come share your storiesss 😜
superorangello: This is dumb. Nobody is telling TIFU
rabbitt-we: We went into a truth or truth game atm haha If you have a TIFU, please raise your hand
superorangello: Had it raised for 20 mins
JC1812: I don’t remember seeing it.
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1660348759 | 1660390720 | t3_wmzwb5 | t5_2to41 | 6,136 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my wife she can date women
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waverider1883: First, I'm kind of in the same boat as you. I would be okay if my so was seeing another woman but not another guy. My reasoning behind it is there things a woman can give her that I can't, if you catch my drift...
Second, it sounds like she... | 17 | 360.941176 | |
1660349181 | 1660379166 | t3_wn01zh | t5_2to41 | 27 | FrostForest1928: TIFU by coming out as Asexual
My first ever serious relationship ended today- and I just wish it wasn’t like how it happened. Me (18F) and my… ex (18M) had been dating for nearly 2 years now. We are both each other’s first serious relationship, and he’s really helped me understand a lot about myself, a... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1660350900 | 1660381214 | t3_wn0nxi | t5_2to41 | 23,592 | indignantlyandgently: TIFU by giving my husband a 23andme kit for his birthday
TIFU by giving my husband a 23andme kit, because he found more than he was expecting.
He never knew who his father was, just a physical description and first name. His mother didn't bother tracking him down when she discovered (months later... | 15 | 1,572.8 | |
1660351008 | 1660435024 | t3_wn0p9p | t5_2to41 | 27 | abisma_l: TIFU by asking an old friend where the sheets were
Tifu by going to Walmart and asking someone I(24F) used to be friends with where the sheets are. She(25F) does work there in that section of Walmart. I didn't say anything rude just "Hey where are the sheets?"
She told me where they were and now I'm getting n... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1660352590 | 1660357612 | t3_wn19f3 | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving girl I was dating hickeys all over
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meestaShin: lol. Now you know better, or at least I hope you do. Control yourself, boner boy.
Unlikely_Kale_2144: Do you think she's pissed?
meestaShin: who knows? You should ask her yourself. I don't know her. lol
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1660354187 | 1660358837 | t3_wn1teb | t5_2to41 | 54 | BIGCraigConroy: TIFU By getting my back waxed before a trip
Happened a while back.
Two of my best friends were finally getting married, they had been together for 10 years and decided they would tie the knot. They were going to do a destination wedding to Mexico, needless to say we were all very excited and couldn't w... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1660355346 | 1660356171 | t3_wn27rw | t5_2to41 | 26 | ausmankpopfan: TIFU By agreeing to have a Netflix and chill session with the lady I had been talking to online for over a week
This actually happened last night .
I had been talking to a lady online for over a week and we got on well she had sent me a photo I had sent her one .
The whole time has just been nice norma... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1660355495 | 1660411453 | t3_wn29mn | t5_2to41 | 84 | Starkiller_303: TIFU by going to a massage parlor
This happened 10 minutes ago. I was feeling out of sorts after a long week. A coworker had off-handedly mentioned that a nearby massage place sometimes offered happy endings. I decided to check it out. I went in and honestly had a really nice massage. However, the 2nd h... | 3 | 28 | |
1660359758 | 1660404033 | t3_wn3paz | t5_2to41 | 1,333 | Pickettfence_8: TIFU by finding out my mom found my vibrators.
I’m not going to say my age for various reasons, but my F, 43F mother found my vibrators that I had hidden away. I stashed them inside a pillow in bed, and they’ve been there like that for over a year. I recently went off to church camp (ironic), and was g... | 9 | 148.111111 | |
1660319701 | 1660366530 | t3_wmoqke | t5_2to41 | 14 | felicityrose5: TIFU by overestimating my parenting abilities
On Wednesday, I picked my kiddo Alex (8) up after 12 days. Alex goes annually to spend time with extended family, which also gives spouse and I some kid-free time. Alex has been diagnosed with composite ADHD, which we address with medicine, a routine, and beh... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1660363780 | 1660402589 | t3_wn50ut | t5_2to41 | 13 | pgkpgkpgk: TIFU by blowing up a bathroom in a club
This happened a few hours ago and tbh it’s not that bad, I just feel bad. But me and 5 girl friends decided to do a slutty-girl night in downtown Austin. It started with dinner and a few cocktails. The second cocktail I couldn’t finish because it was too sweet and I th... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1660367507 | 1660370492 | t3_wn662c | t5_2to41 | 46 | GemJess: TIFU bed bugs ruined my family
TIFU I bought a second hand bed about 2 weeks ago it was a really good bed and it was cheap and since my partner had not long lost his job due to unfortunate reasons just as we broke our bed and we've barely been getting by as it is so we thought we were really lucky to find this... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1660364083 | 1660491467 | t3_wn54ba | t5_2to41 | 360 | TheHolyThighness: TIFU by flirting with this guy
Background: Back in April, I went through a really nasty breakup after dating this one guy for two years. Back in June, I decided that I wasn’t really gonna care as much anymore and just go with the flow and see where things go. I wanted to safely experiment with people ... | 6 | 60 | |
1660372297 | 1660416154 | t3_wn7j11 | t5_2to41 | 31 | lambchopstrawberry: TIFU by soaking my feet in listerine for too long
I tried a listerine and white vinegar soak that I saw on tik tok. It's supposed to make the dead skin on your feet come off super easily. The ratio was 1 part
listerine, 1 part white vinegar and 2 parts water. I was planning to just let them soak for... | 6 | 5.166667 | |
1660372520 | 1660374466 | t3_wn7l6k | t5_2to41 | 34 | theSong_Thief: TIFU by playing video games in class
Alright, it’s not as bad as it sounds, or at least I think. So I had a dream last night and it strongly reminded me of something that happened not long ago and that I will begin following the consequences in a few weeks.
The setup:
So I (minor, female) have recently... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1660367627 | 1660391529 | t3_wn67d3 | t5_2to41 | 47 | Arkader4108: TIFU by scheduling my IELTS (English language test) on a bad date and now my gf wants to break up TT _ TT
So.. the FU happened this morning.
I am in my senior year and plan on going outside of the country for my master's. My Gf has similar goals and we were happily working together on it...
The application... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1660375339 | 1660376241 | t3_wn8csy | t5_2to41 | 9 | LostSadYoung: TIFU by getting drunk with my gf.
So last night I (15M) went out with my gf (15F) as she was originally meant to meet her friend but she never came out so I met her instead.
It was going great until she had 1 too many shots and got extremely drunk, bare in mind that I had 4 by this point and she was on 6... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1660377423 | 1660415705 | t3_wn8wwc | t5_2to41 | 137 | LadyMegbeth: TIFU by sexually propositioning my married former boss
It's been years since I've seen or communicated with this man. We are superficially connected on social media, but that's it. When we worked together, I always felt sexual tension any time I was in his office or interacting with him in any way. It was ... | 12 | 11.416667 | |
1660384977 | 1660387592 | t3_wnawp8 | t5_2to41 | 11 | redditadmindumb87: TIFU: By turning my B which was upgraded to an A back into a B.
I took a college class I sorta struggled but the professor and I got along really well. The main reason I struggled is cause one test I bombed really hard. Well after the semster ended I had earned a B in the class.
The professor made t... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1660385764 | 1660506603 | t3_wnb4eh | t5_2to41 | 20 | Domidoms: TIFU by going to a comedy show
I (35f) have friends staying at ours for the Fringe festival. I went to see a comedy show that turned out to be all about ADHD in women.
They went into detail, in a comedic way, about a lack of object permanence (a running joke I have with my fiancée that I don't have object per... | 5 | 4 | |
1660389360 | 1660472318 | t3_wnc47c | t5_2to41 | 40 | ActualPimpHagrid: TIFU while talking to a colleague in the US who just came back from maternity leave
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Booskop89: <sarcasm> Wow, what a huge fuckup, I can't believe you did that. </sarcasm>
Don't sweat it, just apologize if you and/or her think it's neccessary...
Also, according to [this](http... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1660394694 | 1660415246 | t3_wndoyl | t5_2to41 | 5,804 | Village_Capable: TIFU by letting my Mother use my phone
This happened yesterday and still a bit shaken by it, My mother who I thought was a nice woman found out about my girlfriend who I have been dating for 4 months now, i was hiding the relationship because I knew or I thought I knew how she would react until yesterd... | 11 | 527.636364 | |
1660397055 | 1660479174 | t3_wnegza | t5_2to41 | 261 | Codeinehaze: TIFU by trying to give children a fun activity over summer break
I work in a nursery, we have two session times with some children staying for one session and going home (around 12pm) others starting at the second session and leaving after and children who stay through both sessions. I was recently (on fri... | 5 | 52.2 | |
1660400218 | 1660402633 | t3_wnfk6r | t5_2to41 | 17 | throwawaysplat473: TIFU by letting my grandparents call my dad while he was out with friends.
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TurkeyDinner547: Sounds like your dad was looking for some breathing room during a long visit from his parents, and calling pestered him while he was trying to enjoy a few precious hours out of the house. Perhaps he ... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1660404299 | 1660404885 | t3_wnh33u | t5_2to41 | 4 | BigDaddysLady: TIFU My man's idea if we find money
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Basey124: This is a double standard situation. He can't expect that someone is giving him his money back, while he is planning to keep found money...
It's still kind of silly to talk about this kind of _"what if, if something happens"_
BigDaddysLady: His poi... | 4 | 1 | |
1660404566 | 1660405691 | t3_wnh6n7 | t5_2to41 | 89 | [deleted]: Tifu by having to go shit in a porta potty and getting splashed
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Basey124: This is a true _fu_! I don't know about any sicknesses, but it's disgusting.
I can relate this way to much, cause its happened to me too one time... I didnt got burns or something. I just had a _loooong shower_ afterwards
di... | 7 | 12.714286 | |
1660405925 | 1660407840 | t3_wnhoqq | t5_2to41 | 16 | Badfriend112233: TIFU by throwing a two hundred year old coin down the toilet
When living in europe you can find some interesting and very old things on the ground if you're lucky. My dad's found several old coins just walking around in the countryside, which I have finally gotten around to cleaning. These past few day... | 4 | 4 | |
1660406877 | 1660517277 | t3_wni1yd | t5_2to41 | 72 | pandashrock22: TIFU when my parent’s dog ate my rubber
Obligatory didn’t happen today because wasn’t discovered until next day.
My partner and I are watching my family’s golden for the week and he’s the best. He’s 8, well behaved, has a great life. If he doesn’t get enough love during the day he may rip up the bathro... | 4 | 18 | |
1660407636 | 1660566115 | t3_wnick7 | t5_2to41 | 27 | notintelligent23: TIFU by calling my best friend a whore
I (20m) told My Best friend (19f) She's a whore, let me explain.
(English it's not My first language si sorry for My writting) I met My Best friend during the pandemic, we were in the same university bye they end off 2020 we first start talking because we need t... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1660407740 | 1660431476 | t3_wnie0f | t5_2to41 | 116 | Ok-Seaworthiness5949: TIFU by using a vibrator while having sex with my boyfriend
My boyfriend (21 m) and I (22 f) have been together for about 3 and a half years, so we have plenty of experience doing the hanky panky together. On this particular night, which happens to be last night, my boyfriend and I got pretty drun... | 4 | 29 | |
1660408528 | 1660526901 | t3_wnip3o | t5_2to41 | 25,433 | FutureRobotWordplay: TIFU by being too open-minded on a post looking for roommates.
TIFU by being too open-minded on a post looking for roommates.
Pretty much the title. My post looking for roommates in NYC said "open to 420+/LGBTQ+/pets+/whatever just be normal." I thought I was being open and accepting. Pay your ren... | 13 | 1,956.384615 | |
1660410838 | 1660458015 | t3_wnjkpq | t5_2to41 | 539 | luckaeweb: TIFU by using an image from Google on my website.
I got slapped with a copyright infringement claim and ultimately had to settle for $750 for an image I never intended to use.
I started developing a website in WordPress about 8 years ago, and during that time I grabbed an image off of Google image search a... | 7 | 77 | |
1660410083 | 1661266457 | t3_wnjala | t5_2to41 | 6 | CommaHorror: TIFU By telling TJ Miller to "suck my Cheez Whiz"
There is a bit of a back story to this story. Last summer I was working at a very tiny little sandwich, shop. It was the middle of the summer last year and like all small mom and pops stores we had an equipment issue on one of the hottest days of the sum... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1660413663 | 1660423432 | t3_wnkmex | t5_2to41 | 68 | CodArtwork: TIFU by accepting a verbal job offer and ending up unemployed
TLDR: Got a verbal offer that I accepted, told my boss that I’ll be leaving for this job, company that offered the job eliminated the position and now I’m unemployed because my current employer isn’t renewing my contract and has already hired a r... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1660416777 | 1660417808 | t3_wnlruo | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by seeing my friends new girlfriend naked
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treywarp: Idk what's weirder, the fact that he video calls her and they don't talk or the fact that it'd be so terribly awkward that you accidentally saw your friend's girlfriend naked that you couldn't tell him. Idk what to make of this
LucoGamer: It’... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1660418092 | 1660418875 | t3_wnm9hx | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU By Having the Wrong Last Name in my Phone. Got accused of Cheating with my SILs ex
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sandbirde: She's ruining her own damn relationship with him by jumping to conclusions and very blatantly trying to drive a wedge between you two. You don't have much love for her, and it's clear she feels the sa... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1660419488 | 1660479168 | t3_wnmrdb | t5_2to41 | 212 | Viewsfrom125th: TIFU by spending too much at the strip Club
I spent too at the strip club on my first time
This happened last night, I just woke up from it all.
Last night, I went out for drinks with a friend from my old job. We reflected on working together and how things have changed on his team. It was great catch... | 19 | 11.157895 | |
1660420209 | 1660545429 | t3_wnn0m0 | t5_2to41 | 16,684 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking my house, ruined my marriage, and my entire life.
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SHODANs_insect: I wonder if we're getting a very limited perspective here.
If OP is the sort of guy to demand people cut off contact or will smash stuff when angry, then there's quite possibly some context that would reasonably exp... | 20 | 834.2 | |
1660420646 | 1660433015 | t3_wnn65t | t5_2to41 | 673 | PlannedPain: TIFU by proposing to my partner in Mexico
Obligatory, this happened last week and is a continuing saga…
Last week I (M44) took my partner (F44), her daughter (12), and my sons (12, 16) on a vacation to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. I got 2 suites… one for the kids and one next door for the romantic couple. I... | 8 | 84.125 | |
1660424481 | 1660425144 | t3_wnoj51 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Uglygurllouisiana: TIFU getting blocked by this woman I was trying to talk to
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Erynnis_: If this is true, get some help
lecherro: Plus one...
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1660424630 | 1660437064 | t3_wnol67 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Chiakiii1: TIFU by FREEZING my dick (nsfw)
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Clorizzle-star: It seems like you might be both a terrible person and an idiot.
You don't know what you did wrong having a wife and girlfriend at the same time? Is this post just a joke or are you just awful?
Chiakiii1: It's just one of my buddies stories. He's kin... | 3 | 3 | |
1660425044 | 1660426570 | t3_wnoqkv | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling asleep and forgetting to turn off the garden hose
Well, more like YIFU I guess? But basically, me and my fam have two houses. The second one is currently undergoing huge makeovers so none of us live there, but we do go there, spend the afternoon and do 'small' work like watering the plants, m... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1660426763 | 1660484319 | t3_wnpcy8 | t5_2to41 | 103 | ElectroSnivy: TIFU by confessing to my best friend
I [21M] met my best friend [21F] during a summer internship, and we hung out a lot. She and I were able to talk about deeper things and I felt like I could open up to her. I came from an abusive family, and I'd never experienced what love was before (romantic or otherw... | 4 | 25.75 | |
1660425649 | 1660429339 | t3_wnoyj7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Lil-Thug: TIFU by being A dumb sleep deprived dickhead
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Xanthiras: Over thinking it, pretty sure she'll have shaken it off already
Lil-Thug: I do get told I overthink a lot ha, hope your right here. Thx for the comment!
Xanthiras: I can't blame you, I do it myself. But you have to sort it in a way of, 'is thi... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1660426174 | 1660491692 | t3_wnp5b6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | matthewhockey: TIFU by asking my grandparents why my parents divorced
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AcrobaticSource3: Your dad is Tim Curry? Cool!
matthewhockey: Had to look up tho that is and was like ohh that’s the dude in home alone
AcrobaticSource3: And very important, Rocky Horror Picture Show
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