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1660434811 | 1660440364 | t3_wns65b | t5_2to41 | 45 | Dizzy-Sprinkles1465: TIFU by going home for lunch
didn't happen today but in April of this year. I (17F) had been living with my grandparents since January so I could go to cosmetology school. the school was around 15 minuets from the house and we got an hour lunch everyday, so I would occasionally eat at home.
one... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1660440887 | 1660454809 | t3_wnu5z8 | t5_2to41 | 186 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #47! Come share your stories and hang out! Get the popcorn! 🍿
beckydr123: IScoopPoop scooped his own poop?
SpookyKoi: He’s a fed
beckydr123: What?
Leon_Rekkar: 🤣
beckydr123: I didn't get it (r/woosh)
Leon_Rekkar: It's an inside joke
beckydr123: Oh ok
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1660441122 | 1660442594 | t3_wnu8pe | t5_2to41 | 10 | Aquatic_Salamander: TIFU by accidentally getting in a small accident with a biker
So I went to a Mexican restaurant drivethru here and the exit is at a curve and there’s apparently another exit down to the right that I didn’t know about.
I look to the right, no one. Look left and wait for traffic and once it finally ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1660441053 | 1660445195 | t3_wnu7vu | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by cheating on a Community College Math Placement Test
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theedgeofoblivious: I did not cheat, and my SAT and ACT scores put me into Calculus when I had not taken trigonometry.
Trust me; take trigonometry. Don't make the same mistake I did and try taking the higher class.
You should still be ab... | 4 | 7 | |
1660445302 | 1660489360 | t3_wnvldr | t5_2to41 | 356 | shaq_420: TIFU by telling my wife to STHU
TIFU and told my wife to sthu and i feel kinda bad about it. So my wife has developed this horrible habit of cutting me off when I talk. I don't mean interrupting me to add to what I'm talking about. I mean literally cutting me off mid story to talk about something else complet... | 8 | 44.5 | |
1660445346 | 1660490551 | t3_wnvlux | t5_2to41 | 80 | throwaway8274357: TIFU by getting touchy with my friends gf
This took place a weekish ago. So I (21m) went to hangout with a few friends. It was me, my two buddy’s (21m & 23m) and one of their gf (24f). After we finished fucking around for the night we went back to one of my friends houses. The two guys went outsi... | 11 | 7.272727 | |
1660446957 | 1660447817 | t3_wnw3sz | t5_2to41 | 6 | WhiteFox2098: TIFU by sharing too much much information
This is my first time posting plus this just happened so im still a little shaken so bare with me
So to preface this my gf(16f) and me(16m) work at the same place and met at work.
Now things between me and my girlfriend who we'll call Maddy are kind of weird be... | 3 | 2 | |
1660450146 | 1660452274 | t3_wnx2zi | t5_2to41 | 22 | Blueroses_2000: TIFU by messaging a friend at night
More like 2 nights ago I messaged one of my older friends while drunk. We have a strange relationship, as he uses me to complete school work and other things which feel out of bounds of a “normal” friendship. Anyways, I was wasted and decided to confront him a... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1660452717 | 1660454889 | t3_wnxua4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | alleymind: TIFU by accidentally saying something racist
I was out with my mom and a few of her friends at like an all ages get together. We all know each other fairly well. These are my moms friends, so she’s close with them, I just tagged along this one time. I know everyone, but I’m a lot younger than them. I’m 23F, ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1660454663 | 1660494917 | t3_wnyebe | t5_2to41 | 25 | analgesic1986: TIFU: by going to rapids right after my wedding ceremony
TIFU by going to some rapids right after my wedding
So today I got married to the love of my life- had a great ceremony with tons of friends and family and rings where exchanged.
A hour after the ceremony my friends wanted us to go down this ra... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1660461672 | 1660513827 | t3_wo0aue | t5_2to41 | 651 | [deleted]: tifu by always having to be perfect
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ChiSandTwitch: So, first thing first, use a swear word. Just spell it out online and don't be afraid to say it. It's just a fucking word after all.
Secondly, relax for a second. You don't have to do the job you've got lined up, from the sounds of things you're p... | 4 | 162.75 | |
1660463191 | 1660631179 | t3_wo0p06 | t5_2to41 | 21,060 | Nutsinyamum: TIFU by confronting my girlfriend about cheating on me
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hidden-in-plainsight: My ex cheated with 7, I caught her with 1.
Feel fortunate that you didn't marry this girl and THEN find out. Or had a kid with her and then found out.
Many scenarios where this could've been worse my friend.
Me ex sta... | 13 | 1,620 | |
1660453284 | 1660469107 | t3_wny0au | t5_2to41 | 142 | Theo1290: TIFU by not knowing the difference between hdmi and dp cable
I've had a prebuilt pc now for 4-6 years, when I first got it I knew jack and just put whatever cables were given into whatever ports they fit and figured out how to turn it on. Had both the hdmi and dp cable plugged in until some months ago, when I... | 4 | 35.5 | |
1660469097 | 1660487450 | t3_wo282z | t5_2to41 | 11 | Kakashi4life1: TIFU by not keeping it in my pants
Okay so I’m 15M and I’m pretty horny but a virgin so not sexually active and I never did anything before, I went to a party for my 80 year old step grandpa, and some of my family friends/cousins were there, and I was chilling with my family friend 17F and we were talkin... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1660469781 | 1660500296 | t3_wo2edn | t5_2to41 | 340 | Low_Salt4124: TIFU by asking my girlfriend what's wrong
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armyfreak42: Things will never be the same, relationships change over time just as people change over time. The fact is you are having problems, because you felt you needed to lay down an ultimatum because your needs aren't being met and I suspect she i... | 8 | 42.5 | |
1660470497 | 1660477225 | t3_wo2ktz | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to an escort and entering the wrong apartment.
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Ace_Quarter: I'm surprised how well the other guy handled it. If some random guy came into my house I'd be really fecking confused.
WestEndLifer: Probably not the first time its happened.
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1660472134 | 1660501990 | t3_wo30ig | t5_2to41 | 51 | white_butterfly1: TIFU by ignoring my stomach cramps I've had on and off for over a decade.
TLDR: Turns out I have crohn's, whoops.
For about 13 years now I've had issues randomly with severe stomach cramps that cause me to not be able to move while they happen. I don't really remember them being set off by anything ... | 3 | 17 | |
1660473593 | 1660508116 | t3_wo3e7u | t5_2to41 | 7 | Environmental-Age842: TIFU by getting a dui
Pretty much exactly as the title says.
Not here for sympathy, or anything else. Just Wanna get it out of my chest before I tell my parents.
They day started out like any other Saturday weekend. I ate breakfast around 10am. Suddenly before noon my mom lets me know one of m... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1660472879 | 1660499014 | t3_wo37ej | t5_2to41 | 7,146 | blue_wittgenstein: TIFU by being naked in nature
This happened less than 24 hours ago.
Yesterday was a warm summer day. A friend and I (28 F) went to a nearby canyon. After some time in my hammock, I felt like exploring the area and enjoying the sun, so I started walking upstream. I passed by some people, greeted ever... | 10 | 714.6 | |
1660477168 | 1660550656 | t3_wo4dhf | t5_2to41 | 225 | relatableslime: TIFU By Coughing At Work
So I started a new job and was very excited. im M (28) and I work as a janitor. the day started off as usual as always I come in and start to clean. I get up pretty early so its kinda hard to get ready in the mornings. Anyways I was at work talking to a coworker when I had the s... | 4 | 56.25 | |
1660477560 | 1660481839 | t3_wo4hcx | t5_2to41 | 17 | hampster_cum_stain: tifu by taking a break
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arlondiluthel: Seriously: look into the labor laws in your area. Many of them **require** a certain amount of time off per shift, depending on shift length (I remember when I worked in fast food I'd get scolded if I didn't take my 15-min break in either the 3rd or 4t... | 12 | 1.416667 | |
1660479016 | 1660669363 | t3_wo4x05 | t5_2to41 | 48 | throwaw3344555: TIFU by being a drunk lunatic
My life was great until last night. I still live with my parents, we got along good. Just started dating the girl i have had a crush on for several years. Now it's all in hot pieces.
Last night was nothing special, my parents were out of town, my girl was already in bed si... | 6 | 8 | |
1660481764 | 1660589459 | t3_wo5rjo | t5_2to41 | 5 | remos14: TIFU: by smoking on company time
To add a little pretext -I work in a company where You're not allowed to smoke weed neither on company time or on your free time(legal in my country), you eve sign a document stating if you get caught smoking it could lead to jail time. Before I got this job I've been smoking w... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1660484250 | 1660486645 | t3_wo6lop | t5_2to41 | 78 | Vadr13: TIFU by letting my hormones get the best of me.
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Money-Target-4983: Man Im 20 and still got mine.
ShakeAffectionate: 21 turning 22 soon and still got mine. From what I’ve heard, it’s best to wait, truly.
Money-Target-4983: Idk. I feel like an empty shell at this point. I just dgaf. I regret that I didn... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1660484380 | 1661308682 | t3_wo6n9g | t5_2to41 | 14,560 | JumpKicker: TIFU by using scented lotion to masturbate
Obligatory this didn't happen today, but started many many moons ago, but is something I still deal with today.
When I was a young curious lad in high school I figured one day I ought to check out what all this fuss with Internet porn was about. I remember watchi... | 10 | 1,456 | |
1660487895 | 1660498779 | t3_wo7vxs | t5_2to41 | 148 | WeirdChubbyGinger: TIFU by leaving a sex toy out
So this wasn't today, it was two days ago but I've only just properly recovered.
So I was invited out for drinks with a load of work friends, at first I wasn't going to go as I had finished work late and was tired but thought why not and headed out into town.
Lots of d... | 3 | 49.333333 | |
1660465407 | 1660505535 | t3_wo1a6e | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by not staying awake like I planned.
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Nunyazbznz: Sounds like you needed sleep.
Mr_Mysterious08: I did indeed- but now I’m really upset because he doesn’t have much time off like that. He’s working 2 jobs and doesn’t necessarily have a stable living environment. I just wish someone would’ve tol... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1660491353 | 1660500371 | t3_wo96h6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling in love with my Best Friend/Business Client and hiding our Relationship from her SO
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finedirttaste: Give the girl an ultimatum: him or you. If she doesn't say she's going to break it off with the guy, you walk.
TIFU_throwaway3000: I feel like that goes against everything i talked ab... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1660492915 | 1660505582 | t3_wo9rm1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a haircut
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q_t_puella: two things, if possible get a wig to cover it and maybe find a competent hairdresser even if it costs more money next time
Eli5678: In my experience, the best haircuts I've gotten have been the cheap places. $20 haircut and I'll tip $10 cause $20 is cheap.
Pauz... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1660493419 | 1660500390 | t3_wo9yqi | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: Tifu: I got what I deserved
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rosiofden: Have you ever been screened for ADHD? Honest question, I'm seeing some parallels here.
BillMagicguy: Yeah, I'm on meds for it and working on it with my therapist. I think that was in the post.
Pauzhaan: Neglecting pets is super huge for me & my daughter is... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1660496890 | 1660527043 | t3_wobalv | t5_2to41 | 55 | minhokami: TIFU I just shat myself in front of my girlfriend.
Just as the title says.
For a context - last night I was home alone and got really sick waking up in the middle of the night running to the bathroom and threw up violently followed by explosive diarrhea.
I decided to eat nothing today but a banana since I... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1660499320 | 1660544913 | t3_woc7w9 | t5_2to41 | 8,300 | Pandawisdom: TIFU by snorkling without training, proper gear, and warm-up. Near death experience.
I (27m) am a big guy with a sedentary lifestyle. Went on a beach with my family the other day. My uncle and cousin asked if I wanted to snorkle with them. My overly confident self said yes and borrowed one of my cousin's s... | 12 | 691.666667 | |
1660503613 | 1660505558 | t3_wodvfu | t5_2to41 | 38 | tongroy: TIFU by not turning on airplane mode.
TIFU by not turning on airplane mode on a ferry. I (15M) am currently traveling in Europe for vacation. I was in London and the next part of my tour was in Amsterdam. I took a ferry for that connection. On the ferry, my cell carrier charges for data and texts. $15/MB and... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1660503786 | 1660577596 | t3_wodxve | t5_2to41 | 608 | throwaway3829203: TIFU by insulting my only friends child
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Ratzink: It sounds like you're going through extreme grief. This isn't a fuck up it's you being human. Try some counseling and call your friend and apologize. Explain like you did here. If they aren't jerks they'll understand.
awe018: "threw my phone a... | 5 | 121.6 | |
1660504543 | 1660541844 | t3_woe88k | t5_2to41 | 25 | Haumea207: TIFU by saying some bad things to my wife
Me(33) and my wife(28) got married 6 months ago. It was an Indian arranged marriage. We didn't get much time to get to know each other before marriage. Due to family pressure and other circumstances we got just 3 months from the day we met till our marriage.
But we ... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1660506624 | 1660507821 | t3_wof0hx | t5_2to41 | 7 | littlexxprincess: TIFU by putting a used needle into my arm
Technically, this happened last night.
My friends and I were drunk and one of them decided he was going to tattoo himself- this was normal as all his tattoos were done to himself and he does this regularly.
I dont have any tattoos, and I asked him if it hur... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1660508509 | 1660510188 | t3_wofqlx | t5_2to41 | 3 | feetaremypassion69: TIFU by trusting the AITA subreddit
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armyfreak42: Why the fuck would you expect support from a subreddit dedicated to judging whether or not people are assholes?
feetaremypassion69: I was expecting someone to tell me what I could do to fix things if I was the asshole. Instead I got mocked f... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1660508584 | 1660582867 | t3_wofrmc | t5_2to41 | 65 | aristopoieo: TIFU by letting out a burp that broke the sound barrier.
Hi, first post on here! Hopefully formatting makes sense!
This happened about a year ago. Me (20F) and my boyfriend (20M) have been dating for about 5 years ever since we were both 15 and things have always been amazing between us - i don't want to g... | 5 | 13 | |
1660510819 | 1660514410 | t3_woglx9 | t5_2to41 | 56 | SnooBananas3247: TIFU by letting my crush know I have a crush on her in the most embarrassing and cringiest way possible
Fuck Snapchat, fuck the internet, my internet particularly, ruined my fucking day in the most fuckiest way possible. I accidentally sent a story that I wanted to send to my friends about her, but I d... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1660511073 | 1660512117 | t3_wogpj4 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking up with my boyfriend
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Magnedeus: Man you really stepped on his heart, with cleets no doubt. Dude poured his heart out to you and you just threw it all away. Not gonna call you horrible for doing this, but I'm sure this is really gonna hurt him a lot more than it's hurting you.
thebe... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1660515074 | 1660616041 | t3_woi87x | t5_2to41 | 877 | FarIncident7308: TIFU by sending my mom my Gf and I’s sextape.
Yes this really happened. My gf (22) and I (22) are in the car with my two buddies. We are about 1hr from my moms place and I was messaging my mom pictures of our day out. The 3rd image was a sextape of my gf riding me balls flying and everything smfh. I do... | 6 | 146.166667 | |
1660515332 | 1660600157 | t3_woibos | t5_2to41 | 5,719 | distalented: TIFU by waking up at 7am with the intense urge to take a shit.
This story isn’t very long so it got removed for being too short so here’s this-
I had awoken to a rumbling in my stomach accompanied by a dull yet sharp pain. I roll over in Bed to see my clock read 7:23am. I rolled out of bed, and rush to th... | 14 | 408.5 | |
1660517470 | 1660530360 | t3_woj4zj | t5_2to41 | 3,138 | [deleted]: TIFU by ultimately ruining my marriage
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FleurSalome: That lie from your daughter and remark from ex are pretty shitty ; but DUDE you don't kick out of your house a 6 month pregnant wife !
WeeBo2804: With twins. I feel like that needs to be mentioned. That’s pretty much equivalent to full term pregna... | 8 | 392.25 | |
1660517612 | 1660520290 | t3_woj6rs | t5_2to41 | 457 | strawberryblond00: TIFU By stretching in my aunt's living room NSFW(Medical descriptions)
So there I was, out of town visiting family; I didn't want to skip my stretching regime as uni cheer season starts in less than a month and so after lunch I picked a nice spot on the Persian rug to start warming up.
Everything wa... | 6 | 76.166667 | |
1660521250 | 1660598767 | t3_wokh7k | t5_2to41 | 256 | -thenorthremembers-: TIFU by smoking weed instead of communicate with my date
Long term user and ex-abuser, I’ve learnt to manage my usage of weed with the help of therapy too. I haven’t used it to manage anxiety for years, but today I was feeling way too anxious for an upcoming exam, and since I was scared the girl I... | 6 | 42.666667 | |
1660522257 | 1660524540 | t3_woku4r | t5_2to41 | 12 | Bagel-Meister: Tifu by throwing a dog toy at my sleeping sister
This just happened like 15 minutes ago, I (M18) had just baked a pizza for myself while I was watching a movie, went into my sister’s room (F17) to see if she wanted any. Saw she had her eyes closed and called out to her. She responded no, and I asked if... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1660522987 | 1660557756 | t3_wol3av | t5_2to41 | 1,616 | emta_official: TIFU sending a faceapp photo to my friend
This has happened recently and I really don't know what to think about my friend but I guess I caused him to think like that. It's more like my friends FU but anyway.
So I (22M) was messing around with faceapp doing funny faces and filters and wanted to use the... | 7 | 230.857143 | |
1660526628 | 1660553309 | t3_wome6x | t5_2to41 | 16 | hiddensat: TIFU by not setting a password for my voicemail
I haven't used my voicemail in years so I didn't even know I had to set a password. Until today it had the default one. Unfortunately, I realized too late that this is something you must do, because if you don't, scammers can change it themselves, use it to hac... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1660527415 | 1660529185 | t3_womo7p | t5_2to41 | 5 | R_I_P_Technoblade: TIFU by discovering roblox r63
Short and sweet, I went to google Roblox r6 (the original Roblox body) and saw Roblox r63 so I was curios and clicked on it is not good, google it if you want but it is very sus but to save you the effort the exact Wikipedia quote is " ROBLOX free-models that contain... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1660529087 | 1660537252 | t3_won9t0 | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying to the my coworker about clogging the toilet and getting called out.
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The_new_Char: I’m finding it very hard to believe this story.
someawfulbitch: Me too, because the title says the fuck up was in lying to a coworker, but the story doesn't mention talking to a single fucking person be... | 4 | 17 | |
1660531325 | 1660575194 | t3_woo20a | t5_2to41 | 366 | TheDarkShadow369: TIFU by taking my sister out to eat...
This FU literally happened today, and im scared for whats next...
Every sunday after i finish work, i go to this bar or restaurant my father works a. while he's working, I usually get myself a dish called penne vodka, as well as buffalo wings for takeout for my ... | 5 | 73.2 | |
1660532180 | 1660558997 | t3_woocr3 | t5_2to41 | 281 | Xenton: TIFU my first time eating Edamame
It's not some exciting story of accidental incest or catastrophic defecation as most of the posts here, but it's one of the less pleasant things I've ever done.
Edamame beans are eaten like peas - you eat the individual seeds or peas, not the pod.
See I didn't know this.
No,... | 8 | 35.125 | |
1660533957 | 1660554822 | t3_wooz3m | t5_2to41 | 11 | Apprehensive-Bit-667: Tifu by staying up later than I usually do.
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_sahib: As bad as that is and i feel sorry for you, i hope you understand your dad also needs someone. If he doesn't get sex after his marriage is done, he can get depressed and bitter and won't be able to take care of you properly
Apprehensive... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1660530645 | 1660535334 | t3_wontkv | t5_2to41 | 3 | _GenderNotFound: TIFU by almost fainting in my kitchen
Obligatory "this didn't actually happen today." Obligatory "posting from my phone, sorry for spelling errors."
So I'm about 185 pounds, and I'm trying to make better eating habits for myself and lose some weight. I'm trying to eat less chocolate, more variety of f... | 3 | 1 | |
1660540094 | 1660766493 | t3_woqwx5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | reunionlame: TIFU by not going to my high school reunion
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ComprehensiveDust8: Your bullies will probably avoid you or apologise for their actions.
m4xr3b0b4nd: LMFAO those motherfuckers don't feel they've done anything wrong their whole lives.
ComprehensiveDust8: One of my bullies apologised to me, so it can h... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1660547556 | 1660680994 | t3_wot14b | t5_2to41 | 74 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying a THEY/THEM shirt and getting ghosted
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Booskop89: Imagine being so incredibly narrow-minded you tell someone they can't have certain friends. Newsflash: you can get along fine with people you don't agree with on certain points.
Even more so, it's incredibly boring being around peopl... | 11 | 6.727273 | |
1660557770 | 1660633738 | t3_wovplg | t5_2to41 | 38,537 | TurtleTragedy: TIFU reading a manuscript my ex gf wrote
A few days ago I (28m) got an email from my ex gf (25) with the subject line: "I did it thanks to you!". The email had an attachment. The attachment was a manuscript. The manuscript was an autobiography written by my ex gf. The title of the autobiography instantly... | 32 | 1,204.28125 | |
1660557956 | 1660600931 | t3_wovree | t5_2to41 | 301 | tdsa123: TIFU by closing an ebay auction early
I was selling a 2ds (no games) on ebay because I wanted to get rid of it and CEX wouldn't take it. Yesterday I did an auction with a starting bid of about £20 and after a while I did get a few bids offering 30 and stuff.
This morning I got an email asking how much it wa... | 10 | 30.1 | |
1660559279 | 1660559964 | t3_wow4p2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Gullible-Swimmer6430: TIFU by breaking my finger on the left foot.
EDIT: My toe is broken, not finger.
I apologize upfront for my english, it's not my first language.
Actually it happened yesterday.
We are on a hiking trip through Tatry and Maly Fatra (Poland, Slovakia, Czechia). I am on 2 week vacation with my famil... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1660563191 | 1660577237 | t3_woxacv | t5_2to41 | 81 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my boyfriend he should be more grateful for his parents
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BernItToAsh: This isn’t your fault, but, you also simply cannot know whether or not a person’s parents are awful when you’re not there. More about manners than a true fuckup, but you very possibly could be triggering real traum... | 11 | 7.363636 | |
1660563599 | 1660568240 | t3_woxetf | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting a tin of Vaseline in my vagina for 5 days
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177215: This is just reminding me of a cards against humanity card called "the hot dod u shoved up my vagina 3 days ago"
177215: *the hot dog I
uglybudder: The I dog hot
177215: The I got shot
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1660567943 | 1660613124 | t3_woyx2n | t5_2to41 | 13 | RedLovelyRed: tifu by having dogs that are arseholes
So both of these events happened last week. TLDR at the bottom.
Some background, I have 2 dogs, both rescues. Brice is 8 and we've had him for 5 years and Onix is like 1ish and we got him in October last year. Brice has bad separation anxiety and gets locked in the ... | 10 | 1.3 | |
1660567424 | 1660577798 | t3_woyqm9 | t5_2to41 | 56 | 2bfexx: TIFU by sitting on a spider while masturbating
I swear I just can't anymore with these bastards!!!
This just happened right now. Got a new sex toy delivered today and was crazy to try it out. So I laid in my bed and made myself comfy, and as I was just getting into it something suddenly pinched my ass. I frea... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1660569519 | 1660589726 | t3_wozhjk | t5_2to41 | 106 | Am_HumanBeing: TIFU by kissing my kitten
Obligatory this just happened
I recently adopted two kittens and took them to the vet today for their vaccinations.
While there, I asked the vet if they had something for fleas as I’d found some crawling around, and he obliged by applying some dropper medicine. They were so w... | 4 | 26.5 | |
1660570278 | 1660586832 | t3_wozrk8 | t5_2to41 | 1 | PROTTON_was_taken: TIFU: By pirate copying on my school laptop
So, my school has this system where we get a computer to use for free, if we follow a few rules such as,
do not destroy the computer (we will have to pay for a new one).
And some other rules, of which I don’t remember. Now sometimes we have to go switch it ... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1660567513 | 1660621901 | t3_woyrp5 | t5_2to41 | 15 | baconsingh: TIFU by giving myself tinnitus
So this happened last Wednesday and I’m still very angry at myself.
I was in Budapest last week on vacation and I saw that lamb of god was playing. Being a fan of theirs for years I saw if tickets were available, and they were. So I bought a ticket and went.
Now, I’ve hear... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1660572140 | 1660574944 | t3_wp0gzq | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a 14yo drive my car.
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CamoTuxedo88: I hope you learned a lesson about what being a pushover can do to fuck up your life.
Learn to say “No” and really mean it. It’s a basic skill that’s necessary to keep you from being taken advantage of for the rest of your life.
Pleb-Society: Appr... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1660572035 | 1660576321 | t3_wp0fh7 | t5_2to41 | 35 | _sahib: TIFU by looking at people's mouths while they talk
Obligatory this happened yesterday
So a little background, in the past few years i have noticed a strange but seemingly harmless habit of mine. Where during a conversation i keep looking at the person's mouth instead of their eyes while they are talking. It d... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1660572633 | 1660623973 | t3_wp0nxt | t5_2to41 | 11 | guess_im_dumb: TIFU by innocently giving a guy my number after his mom died
So I was recently, yesterday, donating some blood. I get pretty anxious and my phone was almost dead so I was just staring around. I look around and the man I'm donating next to has a red face and tears as we make eyecontact. I am confused so I... | 13 | 0.846154 | |
1660574518 | 1660637689 | t3_wp1euj | t5_2to41 | 13,780 | [deleted]: Tifu by getting a boner during a wax
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johnstonjimmybimmy: I’ve heard the boner part during a wax is common and actually tightens the ball skin and makes it easier to get the hair off.
I don’t believe you gizzed though. But funny story.
Richard_Thickens: No. You gizz with your gizzard.
You jizz wi... | 11 | 1,252.727273 | |
1660574759 | 1660595372 | t3_wp1i4a | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by punching my date.
This happened last night so the embarrassment is fresh. I had been seeing a woman last summer, we had a nice time and were romantic etc but, She was moving away so we kept it casual. We kept in touch and two days ago she moved back. I went and picked her up and we went for dinner an... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1660562337 | 1660635344 | t3_wox0tq | t5_2to41 | 21 | Frequent-Animator-21: TIFU not telling my roommate about my panic attacks and passing out in public on my second day of college
I (18F) just left home to move to college. To say it has been difficult would be an understatement. I miss my family, especially my little sister, and I miss my dog. My dad was the only person... | 3 | 7 | |
1660576452 | 1660579112 | t3_wp25kv | t5_2to41 | 29 | Particular_Different: TIFU by having an anxiety attack at a party
On Saturday me, my girlfriend, and some freinds all went to a party. The party was for my girlfreinds best freind, so we had been really excited for it. I usually dont like parties, which I’ve told my gf numerous times, but i was actually really excited... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1660579964 | 1660808074 | t3_wp3krp | t5_2to41 | 211 | MyCrowPeeNes: TIFU by smelling my son's hair.
My wife has a very low sex drive. She does not like being touched too much, she keeps a pillow between us most of the time. A few times a month she relents and we use a Magic Wand to get her to orgasm. I am not trying to complain here but she is just not super into it. A f... | 7 | 30.142857 | |
1660581238 | 1660588437 | t3_wp44az | t5_2to41 | 301 | Best_Human_: TIFU by walking 2 miles to the Grocery Store in the scolding Sun
I don't have a car, so I normally get rides from my roommate, but today, since my roommate is at work, I decided to walk to the store since it was only 1 mile away.
BIG MISTAKE.
Walking to the store was no problem, there were some dangerous... | 4 | 75.25 | |
1660582969 | 1660586033 | t3_wp4upu | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by agreeing to polyamory and I’m pretty sure this is the end of my relationship
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127peter: Who is they ?
anonymousenbee123: My partner uses they/them pronouns
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1660583644 | 1660585934 | t3_wp54wz | t5_2to41 | 13 | Iamcalledchris: TIFU By nearly cheated on my partner drunk but didn’t.
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jeffinRTP: A lot depends on your partner but nothing happened, I'm assuming, so someone tempted you, and you refused.
If your partner is not a jealous type you can point out that's a sign of your love for them.
If they are say nothing.
I... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1660587729 | 1660636877 | t3_wp6ugw | t5_2to41 | 18,065 | djinn2552: TIFU by showing my girlfriend a TIFU post
Obligatory bit of backstory, my girlfriend and I both use Reddit quite a bit and browsing/sharing TIFU's has been quite a common occurrence for the last few weeks. This morning, I woke early and saw the top post, [TIFU reading a manuscript my ex gf wrote](https://www... | 13 | 1,389.615385 | |
1660589732 | 1660592026 | t3_wp7nzk | t5_2to41 | 6 | Understand101: TIFU liking an old post of my crush
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Fieldsoffilm: You can message her if you feel like you should explain yourself and to see how she feels about it. You have to be ok with the possibility of her ignoring you if she really wants you out of her life, though. If she does feel creeped out, your me... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1660589501 | 1660591219 | t3_wp7kow | t5_2to41 | 0 | Tangelo_According: TIFU: idek how exactly, but I think i threw away my chances with a 10/10 girl.
I (17m) made convo today with a girl (17f) I met last week and…
Last week, we both happened to be doing abs in the studio section and our our foam mats were next to one another. So I leaned over and made a joke about the ... | 3 | 0 | |
1660590369 | 1660601855 | t3_wp7xle | t5_2to41 | 25 | No-Way-6986: TIFU bei being onest about my feelings
Literally, 2 hours ago I FU big time. 2 Months ago, I had a big fight wit my now Ex. It was all about a new car. Next day I had a big Summer Party and I connected with a coworker from another departament. Some time later, he asked me out. I was like, well I deserve a ... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1660594152 | 1660596442 | t3_wp9iay | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by grabbing a hot pan
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clarkology: smear butter all over the burns
negocpu4: Are you serious? That is like the worst possible thing you could do with a burn or any kind of wound, there's a 100% chance that shit will get infected.
clarkology: fine....crisco then
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1660594830 | 1660601060 | t3_wp9sjl | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu by getting my Xbox accounts suspended
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angusmccoy: Lol, best thing you could do is ignore it rather than stoop to a lower level and get played like that. People that send a shitty message should get a report not a reply
jreal6: Yeah ik I just really wanted to use the roast tho
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1660595102 | 1660667520 | t3_wp9wi5 | t5_2to41 | 5,023 | 1PUTTZ: TIFU by Being a Grown Ass Man on a Hotel Water Slide
We were vacationing and staying overnight at a mid-range hotel. I enjoy a good soak in a hot tub and maybe even a dip in the pool after to cool off so we chose a place that had both. What I didn't know is that attached to the pool was also a water slide!
As ... | 8 | 627.875 | |
1660602905 | 1660625610 | t3_wpd474 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by recovering my dad's sex tape from 15 years ago on an old handicam
I was feeling nostalgic and thought of checking out old photos. So I took out some old cameras. My dad in his prime (20 years ago) was fond of cameras. He had 3 handicams (we were too poor to afford even one at that time but he still m... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1660537883 | 1660684824 | t3_woq8a6 | t5_2to41 | 25 | EntrepreneurBig1129: TIFU by checking out my dad's replica katana.
TIFU by checking out my dads replica sword. Today is was checking out my dad's replica katana and I couldn't get it in the sheath so I took of the the handle abit but it slipped off entirely. I tried to but it back but I put it in the wrong way. I reall... | 5 | 5 | |
1660607021 | 1660906021 | t3_wpepip | t5_2to41 | 16,666 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding my boyfriend’s spank bank
I (33F) wondered if my boyfriend (41M) had a spank bank so I asked him. He told me he did. When I asked if he kept nudes from exes, he said yes. We got into an argument about it because I think it’s weird. He said he doesn’t know a guy that doesn’t do it. While that ... | 20 | 833.3 | |
1660536002 | 1660615747 | t3_wopmss | t5_2to41 | 4 | kfizz21: TIFU by looking at my phone while driving (a warning to anyone out there).
To preface, this happened Thursday. I just got the pictures from my mom today and it brought everything crashing down to reality.
I went to a Pinegrove concert Thursday night in ATL. Great concert, one of the top 5 concerts I’ve been t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1660596495 | 1660609199 | t3_wpahhf | t5_2to41 | 2 | SirCireSotelo: TIFU by being insensitive to my wife’s recent trip to Walmart
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blannco: Nah. Your wife was doing some weird shit with that. Sounds like something driven by some insecurities or something. Or maybe she lost half her foot and your just being a dude going “doesn’t look that bad”
SirCireSotelo: I as... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1660607549 | 1660623038 | t3_wpewr2 | t5_2to41 | 23 | oLuaan: TIFU by breaking my fiancés mug
So, today I fucked up. My fiancé has this mug she loves dearly with a penguin on it and I defied her wishes to not use i. As the mugs were dirty and I was lazy and it was clean (Yep this is where I should’ve stopped and grabbed a dirty one and cleaned it to use but I didn’t), I... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1660612465 | 1660613147 | t3_wpgplq | t5_2to41 | 10 | IntroductionTrue5006: Tifu by masturbating at 3 am
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v0kk3r: I think you might have a little teeny tiny case of premature ejaculation. Perhaps you were a little too excited?
IntroductionTrue5006: Yeah, i might be a premature guy surprisingly depending on the position and i just wanted a kick nut
v0kk3r: Cheers,... | 5 | 2 | |
1660613809 | 1660617638 | t3_wph759 | t5_2to41 | 50 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #48! Come share your stories and hang out! Get the popcorn! 🍿
Technical-Airline170: These people are real weird…
granny-godness: We're on reddit... Weird is being polite
Technical-Airline170: Are you the one that got butt hurt for me saying that you were getting stupid?
granny-godness: Nope... | 5 | 10 | |
1660614694 | 1660616526 | t3_wphimp | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu by not talking to a girl who was probably in to me
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Gagakshi: She probably didn't want some stranger hitting on her at pizza hut.
You did the opposite of fucking up.
Unlucky_Advantage481: Pretty sure she was flirting with me but okay... I caught her staring at me multiple times.
Gagakshi: Beca... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1660613731 | 1660620113 | t3_wph66d | t5_2to41 | 448 | dark-_-thoughts: TIFU but trying to be my own tech support for my Nintendo Switch.
My SD card got corrupted and so I was trying to redownload my pokémon games and it just was not letting me. One of the recommended steps to fix it was to factory reset the console and if that didn't work I was going to have to send the c... | 16 | 28 | |
1660616513 | 1660641265 | t3_wpi628 | t5_2to41 | 159 | Hot-Tone-7495: TIFU by going outside my brothers window and scaring him
TW: cancer-other illnesses and genuine expression of fear.
(This happened two weeks ago) I’m 23f he’s 22m. We watch game shows together every day because we’re lame and it’s fun. He’s had cancer for a year now and is nearing the end of his chemot... | 4 | 39.75 | |
1660621569 | 1660627966 | t3_wpjwul | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by being led on, lied to, and having it rubbed it my face
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Sparri4122: Dude, I’m super sorry. You clearly didn’t deserve this and this chick would have to be dumber than a bag of hammers to not know this would hurt you. It’s even more infuriating to know that she was willing to mess around with... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1660606516 | 1660699176 | t3_wpeitz | t5_2to41 | 4 | Few-Recognition-9265: TIFU by being friends with a asshole,
This did not happen today also this is a throwaway for obvious reasons., Infact a couple months ago, so this is were the TIFU starts, I friend this guy called "redacted" AKA REDACTED, He was nice for a couple of months, Until I join his MC server, People didnt... | 4 | 1 | |
1660623217 | 1660666726 | t3_wpkgrt | t5_2to41 | 4 | Unfair_Discount_1645: Tifu By paying before sex. TL:DR
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AllanfromWales1: A story as old as humankind. I got scammed in a similar way back in 1973. Not Reddit, of course, but the effect was the same.
Eggymule86: Take a walk down memory lane and tell us the story? I’m sure op might feel a little better if you de... | 4 | 1 | |
1660623178 | 1660764752 | t3_wpkgbj | t5_2to41 | 394 | pennyforyouraccount: TIFU by reading my partner's blood sugar in the creepiest way possible
Okay so it's not the biggest fuck up you'll read today but I'm very very embarassed. Today my partner finally got access to the Freestyle Libre, which for those who don't know is a device used to monitor blood sugar. Lots of dia... | 5 | 78.8 | |
1660609262 | 1660665176 | t3_wpfj1n | t5_2to41 | 76 | YourInfidelityInMe: TIFU Lube in his TSA-approved squeeze bottle numbed my butt
Aloha.
I’m currently on my Hawaiian island getaway. I hate it. I know this is a first world problem, but I gotta complain.
There is a group of people staying at the resort for a destination wedding, and I had been sexting on the DL with... | 3 | 25.333333 |
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